Captain Cook was an Entrepreneur!
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- Опубликовано: 25 янв 2019
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This is why we should invest the $48 million into a replica of Captain Cook's ship. Come on Australia, We'd make a fortune!
LIKE. SHARE. COLONIZE.
Fact-check for Nerds:
Scott Morrison’s Fancy Boat
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History of biological warfare and bioterrorism
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Colonial Slave-Trade
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Plunder of India
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Modern Indigenous Resistance
www.abc.net.au/news/2018-08-0...
Indigenous Australian Incarceration
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I thought that this was a scam, but it actually worked! I bought a boat and now I own Ireland! Deporting their food to more profitable markets as we speak! Thanks Boy Boy!
Ah, doing an India!
AHH, but but my potatoes...
Yeah keep selling your meat to our processing plant, your country is relying on us so you dont starve, fuck you and your imperialist royal family
@@seanpower5328 Now you have the classic Irishmen’s dilemma do you eat the potato now or do you let it ferment so you can drink it later
We're gonna have another famine. Dick
Imagine if this was the channel that took off instead
Planning to do a shoutout on idat
@@Boy_Boy lets fucking go
Sadly it's quite difficult to get promoted by RUclips's algorithm with "uncomfortable" topics.....
@@dr.doppeldecker3832 Na our videos seemed to have picked up nicely
@@Boy_Boy These videos offer a different way of looking at the west, all by presenting facts. Not to mention great comedy and formatting. Thanks so much for making them
That photo of a PM pooring sand in a first person's hand is like the saddest photo ever
"Here, have some dirt."
"this is what you guys like to eat, right?"
@@vincentfalcone8802 Do you know who that first Australian is and what the photo represents?
@@simonrussell4874 some aussy politician shitbird (they're somehow bred worse than our American ones) is handing an aboriginal man; who was involved in a peaceful protest entailing a walkout and live-in on a company that had gradually bought all their ancestral land for cows, some dirt.
it is the single most empty, soulless trinket action I've ever learned about. (no, actually trinket would even imply a small value that this demonstration is lacking)
@@vincentfalcone8802 do you even know the context of the photo? It was to represent that the government was giving the land back to the aboriginal people
i never knew i did a thing had a socialist and anti colonialist youtube channel but i am pleasantly surprised
I heard that the USA is doing this to Venezuela as we speak
How do you sad react on youtube,
Wytze van der Veer like that.
Uhh this isn’t surprising, the United States has done horrible things to Latin America, the banana wars and constant dictatorships is evidence enough of imperialism
oops they bungled it. turns out the puppet they backed was too unlike-able, back to square one for the cia i guess
Hey man, really not trying to start an argument, but I'm just interested in hearing your opinion: How is America colonizing Venezuela? I would love to talk about this topic.
Interesting. So this is what I did a thing's apron did before it became famous.
I’m genuinely scared for somebody that finds this video and doesn’t understand the satire 🤣 you guys are amazing, sad I didn’t find you sooner!
I love hyacinth macaws.
What satire?
Wait wait wait... You guys are i did a thing right?? Like i swear im not losing my mind here. Comrades?
I know, this was like a fever dream finding this channel. I never wanna wake up
"Comrades?" 🤣
MY FAVORITE BOYS ARE BACK!
hopefully you guys can make more videos like the arms dealer conference after the lockdown
Oh 100%
We can't wait for the lockdown to end so we can do more of that!
But we've got other formats to experiment with in meantime. We'll keep the vids coming!
I love that you can see the second nail in the board dude nailed to himself cause he had to do that shot twice
I honestly do not get how it's possible your channel to have just 6.5K subscribers and your videos are not exploding over youtube. I don't believe in conspiracies, but there is something very dodgy in these so called algorithms.
To be fair one of them is pretty famous
@@stupidsnek who?
@@zeke2408 I did a thing.
@@zeke2408 that's his RUclips name
@@stupidsnek thanks mate or can I say comrade?
great video. the 'muddied labourer' look is really working for you guys
Fucking shit, "Don't go to Hawaii." You got me with that one for sure.
The commitment to bits is legendary
Bro this is how i feel being a indigenous native
to the Caribbean.
anyone from cold ones?
Yee
Sounds a lot like Captain Kuper. He landed near Vancouver Island and the natives had a nice bay. So he fired cannonballs at them, stole the bay, then named them the Kuper Island Indians, and the next island over where they had to go he named after himself too.
How could I have missed this Chanel? You are brilliant 😂👌
You guys have performed algorithm CPR on this channel. Love it
You should do a "Haircut" style video on Venezuela! As always, great content 👍🏽
They can make it a haircut/obituary videos, two for the price of 1!
Bahaha you guys are legends! Love your work. Too funny.
Dutch politicians from the 2000's be like: We need to bring back some of that VOC mentality!
there is potentially a great dichotomy within my bloodline, my paternal grandmother found some evidence that she and intern myself are descendants of captain cook but my mums side of the family is maori
I AM the intersection of colonised and coloniser
the trespass alarm at the end, well done lol
That was a great meta joke, “I thought there was no one here!”
The quality keeps going up, absolutely lovely
the end 😂 😂 😂
That place you filmed in was pretty cool ngl
Red Leg Zeff, thats a captain cook!
As I was expecting great video boys
cheers mate!
Favorite RUclips channel in the world.
After hearing a lot about inva- I mean Australia day I've been coming back to this channel in hopes of content. Content I could only dream. Thank u
They're so chaotically good
"Do you have a flag?" - Eddie Izzard
Just from all yours and i did a thing's content i have never found any people I've resonated with more
I love this
my province was also colonised by cook and it's almost perfectly on the other side of the world from new zealand
Im here because of max and chad i love them for showing me this sick channel
Best channel ever!
nice accordion mate
Intriguing.
Captain Cook is so weird to me. i'm a completely disinterested party (i have no dog in the fight) but i can't find a definitive answer to the simple question "did Captain Cook sell slaves?" The closest thing to an answer i could find was "there are no records of Captain Cook buying or selling slaves directly, but he helped create the slave trade as a whole." Now i'm more confused. Did he create a system he knew would lead to buying and selling human slaves? did he not know what he was doing? Somewhere in between? If i do have a bias, it falls on the side of thinking people born before 1800 were probably ok with slavery.
Slavery has existed for thousands of years in a variety of forms. How do you not know this?
wow.. good video!
Hunt for a boat begins!!
Thank goodness Australia doesn't exist, or I might think Britain had a habit of this.
I accidentally bought some submarines instead, what can I do with these?
Gotta give it a while before they're any use.
I live about 5 miles from where Captain Cook was killed
this is fun
"Chilli P was my signature, yo"
Sigma grindset acquired
I’m ready to watch this video from the best RUclips channel
oh, you're too kind
No fucking way u replied big respect to u 2 u have some amazing videos ur soon to be one of the biggest on this platform
@@Boy_Boywhich peoples owned the land before captain cook arrived? Are you saying blacks are all one people? Or just Australian blacks are all one people? Are European whites all one people? How does this work exactly?
What was the moral standards of these people? cannibalism or nar?
What was happening in India in the past, were they burning widows or anything like that? or just prancing around with flowers in their hair like the Native Americans?
Speaking of native Americans, were they one peoples too? Were there land grabbing gruesome wars between the different tribes or just more peaceful flower clad prancing?
@@liamrmorgans921 you've asked a lot of bizarre and loosely related questions... None of which suggest that the land wasn't stolen by the British. You're not even denying it anymore, You're just doing a barely adjacent rant about what... Diets? Widows? Flowers?
I thought racists were evil and scary. Turns out they're a bunch of infants that can barely follow a coherent argument.
@@Boy_Boy no they’re all completely related questions asked in the same way you presented the video.
And nothing I’ve said here suggests I’m a racist, because I’m not, don’t be lazy and resort to ad hominem attacks.
Do you think the aboriginals or native Americans were one united people with one language?
Are you aware of the reports of cannibalism within Australian aboriginal tribes?
Are you aware that the native Americans were warring tribes that stole each others land?
Lets start there.
yes, colonialism is bad and captain cook and stuff but what kind of monster dots their "i" and then goes back and writes the I part later
Classic!
Pls upload again
We hear ya!
We'll be starting again very soon. Stay tuned!
@@Boy_Boy Great news, comrades!
maaaaan why is all this so unappreciated
Wait...🤣😂
Viking never disappeared it just went viral and people stopped noticing they did it every day
'I love boats' - Aleksa, entrepreneur 😂
I love you guys
Nice
Next level satire
i just discovered your channel, is this your last video comrades? 🥺 we need more
his main channal is ididathing
fun fact: im related to captain cook my moms great great grandmas last name was cook so were pretty sure were related to him im sure how many greats there are for the grandma lol
that could also historically mean she was a criminal and she was renamed for her job: making food
Any update on when the Boys are coming back?
Today
Oh I got some good news for you comrade
#Innovation
POG
2:01 looks like he hit hes hinger at one point :D
Homie is just an Australian Jim, from the office....
Can confirm, I was the boat.
👍
2:19 BEZOZ flashbacks
Comedy gold
Lovin the outfit boys
When will you go to venezuela?
What will we do with a drunken sailor! What will we do with a drunken sailor! What will we do with a drunken sailor! early in the morning
My boys, 😅
Its sounds like a dutchmen's dream to make money, back in the voc times that is..
Or in 2006 when Balkenende introduced the term "VOC mentaliteit" ;)
Music?
since no one asked (i checked) did you actually trespass? lol anyway love you QT
Yeah, we snuck into an abandoned Marina
@@Boy_Boy be careful there boys that’s a confession
@@li-it6ltshe was a 20yr old orphan, they were very gently and nullis happened to terra or scare her.
Why is alek wearing the apron?
Hey can you guys do a video on the railway that the australian government apporoved that coincidentally got all the brush cleared in that pesky fire that killed millions of animals? Im sure they werent connected at all.
Your government loves you! You must not be watching enough TV PROGRAMMING, it's easy, just sit down on your couch during all your free time, like most, and soon you'll see just how crazy that statement is. You just havent watched enough news for all your answers, makes you stupid.
There are be cheaper ways to clear land, not a clever conspiracy theory
I thought is was the gay Jewish space lasers that started it
lmao
history remembers the rich
so am I
I swear, this channel is like watching edgy funny memey hustler
This man was ahead of his time with the music.
Who came from the cold ones lol
This is all great.
Where did some of the videos of this channel go?
-Should we invade Venezuela?
-the 9/11 one with a young child
And more...
We're just tidying up the channel and getting rid of some videos so we can start making new content!
(All our old stuff is still available on fb)
@@Boy_Boy fuck yes comrade, consider me hyped.
Entrepeneur or settler colonist, take your pick!
I mean most of "entrepreneurs" are settler colonists
Thank you for providing Socialist contents on one of the most institutional built pro-colonialism, pro-Imperialism country in the world.
did alex smash him finger?
That's so funny how yall say H, when it's obviously pronounced H
facxs
The Waffle House has found a new host
China taking notes:
Captain Cook wasn't responsible for the colonisation. He was a working class underdog who rose through the ranks through being a great navigator. Sad that he cops it for the crimes of others in the future
@EuroPride bro literal "discovered" and facilitated the start of colonization and you two are like "he didn't kill someone with his own bare hands so he is not guilty
@EuroPride POV: you missed the joke and took this video seriously and you're a degenerate bigot crybaby
I am bored of two guys just mocking everything like they are the best flawless celestial beings in the whole solar system
All they said was colonialism bad and look at all of the snowflakes that come out of the woodworks
feel free to go back to europe if u think captain cook is racist
He is though
@@Gameferret16191 how would u know?
@@ayderla789 because he was the of the crew that killed the aboriginals
@@Gameferret16191 lol nope. he was only in Australia for two weeks. read a history book maybe?
@@ayderla789 bro literal "discovered" and facilitated the start of colonization and you are like "he didn't kill someone with his own bare hands so he is not guilty
Colonialism wasn't profitable for the British in India and Africa, they spent more on infrastructure and military than they got out of it. Australia and America totally different story.