Captain Cook was an Entrepreneur!

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  • Опубликовано: 25 янв 2019
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    This is why we should invest the $48 million into a replica of Captain Cook's ship. Come on Australia, We'd make a fortune!
    LIKE. SHARE. COLONIZE.
    Fact-check for Nerds:
    Scott Morrison’s Fancy Boat
    www.sbs.com.au/news/shorten-t...
    History of biological warfare and bioterrorism
    www.sciencedirect.com/science...
    Colonial Slave-Trade
    • The Atlantic slave tra...
    Plunder of India
    www.businesstoday.in/current/...
    Modern Indigenous Resistance
    www.abc.net.au/news/2018-08-0...
    Indigenous Australian Incarceration
    theconversation.com/factcheck-...

Комментарии • 224

  • @kapitankapital6580
    @kapitankapital6580 5 лет назад +2392

    I thought that this was a scam, but it actually worked! I bought a boat and now I own Ireland! Deporting their food to more profitable markets as we speak! Thanks Boy Boy!

    • @cravinghibiscus7901
      @cravinghibiscus7901 2 года назад +40

      Ah, doing an India!

    • @seanpower5328
      @seanpower5328 2 года назад +24

      AHH, but but my potatoes...

    • @diarmy7043
      @diarmy7043 2 года назад +2

      Yeah keep selling your meat to our processing plant, your country is relying on us so you dont starve, fuck you and your imperialist royal family

    • @bkr1895
      @bkr1895 2 года назад +9

      @@seanpower5328 Now you have the classic Irishmen’s dilemma do you eat the potato now or do you let it ferment so you can drink it later

    • @thelege3891
      @thelege3891 2 года назад

      We're gonna have another famine. Dick

  • @tedsykes8654
    @tedsykes8654 2 года назад +912

    Imagine if this was the channel that took off instead

    • @Boy_Boy
      @Boy_Boy  2 года назад +538

      Planning to do a shoutout on idat

    • @quasur57
      @quasur57 2 года назад +52

      @@Boy_Boy lets fucking go

    • @dr.doppeldecker3832
      @dr.doppeldecker3832 2 года назад +92

      Sadly it's quite difficult to get promoted by RUclips's algorithm with "uncomfortable" topics.....

    • @Boy_Boy
      @Boy_Boy  2 года назад +216

      @@dr.doppeldecker3832 Na our videos seemed to have picked up nicely

    • @margesimpson805
      @margesimpson805 2 года назад +47

      @@Boy_Boy These videos offer a different way of looking at the west, all by presenting facts. Not to mention great comedy and formatting. Thanks so much for making them

  • @Sketchy144
    @Sketchy144 2 года назад +567

    That photo of a PM pooring sand in a first person's hand is like the saddest photo ever

    • @vesacksi
      @vesacksi 2 года назад +65

      "Here, have some dirt."

    • @vincentfalcone8802
      @vincentfalcone8802 2 года назад +64

      "this is what you guys like to eat, right?"

    • @simonrussell4874
      @simonrussell4874 2 года назад +14

      @@vincentfalcone8802 Do you know who that first Australian is and what the photo represents?

    • @vincentfalcone8802
      @vincentfalcone8802 2 года назад

      @@simonrussell4874 some aussy politician shitbird (they're somehow bred worse than our American ones) is handing an aboriginal man; who was involved in a peaceful protest entailing a walkout and live-in on a company that had gradually bought all their ancestral land for cows, some dirt.
      it is the single most empty, soulless trinket action I've ever learned about. (no, actually trinket would even imply a small value that this demonstration is lacking)

    • @Stupididiot67
      @Stupididiot67 Год назад +19

      @@vincentfalcone8802 do you even know the context of the photo? It was to represent that the government was giving the land back to the aboriginal people

  • @Stapler42
    @Stapler42 2 года назад +108

    i never knew i did a thing had a socialist and anti colonialist youtube channel but i am pleasantly surprised

  • @StephenSchleis
    @StephenSchleis 5 лет назад +490

    I heard that the USA is doing this to Venezuela as we speak

    • @wytzevanderveer6351
      @wytzevanderveer6351 5 лет назад +21

      How do you sad react on youtube,

    • @StephenSchleis
      @StephenSchleis 5 лет назад +8

      Wytze van der Veer like that.

    • @chicanamaoist687
      @chicanamaoist687 4 года назад +49

      Uhh this isn’t surprising, the United States has done horrible things to Latin America, the banana wars and constant dictatorships is evidence enough of imperialism

    • @mikehuntsayit
      @mikehuntsayit 2 года назад +11

      oops they bungled it. turns out the puppet they backed was too unlike-able, back to square one for the cia i guess

    • @smorcrux426
      @smorcrux426 2 года назад +8

      Hey man, really not trying to start an argument, but I'm just interested in hearing your opinion: How is America colonizing Venezuela? I would love to talk about this topic.

  • @HerrMisterTheo
    @HerrMisterTheo 3 года назад +112

    Interesting. So this is what I did a thing's apron did before it became famous.

  • @savannahwheatley3208
    @savannahwheatley3208 Год назад +66

    I’m genuinely scared for somebody that finds this video and doesn’t understand the satire 🤣 you guys are amazing, sad I didn’t find you sooner!

  • @flemes9615
    @flemes9615 3 года назад +55

    Wait wait wait... You guys are i did a thing right?? Like i swear im not losing my mind here. Comrades?

    • @TurboTroller
      @TurboTroller 2 года назад +5

      I know, this was like a fever dream finding this channel. I never wanna wake up

    • @NordicFrog
      @NordicFrog 2 года назад +4

      "Comrades?" 🤣

  • @Zee-pi3io
    @Zee-pi3io 5 лет назад +57

    MY FAVORITE BOYS ARE BACK!

  • @harrycunningham7852
    @harrycunningham7852 2 года назад +151

    hopefully you guys can make more videos like the arms dealer conference after the lockdown

    • @Boy_Boy
      @Boy_Boy  2 года назад +80

      Oh 100%
      We can't wait for the lockdown to end so we can do more of that!
      But we've got other formats to experiment with in meantime. We'll keep the vids coming!

  • @XTorinX
    @XTorinX 2 года назад +20

    I love that you can see the second nail in the board dude nailed to himself cause he had to do that shot twice

  • @Lubsana86
    @Lubsana86 3 года назад +187

    I honestly do not get how it's possible your channel to have just 6.5K subscribers and your videos are not exploding over youtube. I don't believe in conspiracies, but there is something very dodgy in these so called algorithms.

    • @stupidsnek
      @stupidsnek 2 года назад +2

      To be fair one of them is pretty famous

    • @zeke2408
      @zeke2408 2 года назад

      @@stupidsnek who?

    • @stupidsnek
      @stupidsnek 2 года назад

      @@zeke2408 I did a thing.

    • @stupidsnek
      @stupidsnek 2 года назад

      @@zeke2408 that's his RUclips name

    • @zeke2408
      @zeke2408 2 года назад +2

      @@stupidsnek thanks mate or can I say comrade?

  • @sonnypryderi
    @sonnypryderi 2 года назад +10

    great video. the 'muddied labourer' look is really working for you guys

  • @itsasecret2648
    @itsasecret2648 2 года назад +5

    Fucking shit, "Don't go to Hawaii." You got me with that one for sure.

  • @LordmonkeyTRM
    @LordmonkeyTRM 2 года назад +13

    The commitment to bits is legendary

  • @MoonBoyAdino
    @MoonBoyAdino 2 года назад +45

    Bro this is how i feel being a indigenous native
    to the Caribbean.

  • @drumrace
    @drumrace 3 года назад +15

    anyone from cold ones?

  • @benjaminscholten
    @benjaminscholten 2 года назад +9

    Sounds a lot like Captain Kuper. He landed near Vancouver Island and the natives had a nice bay. So he fired cannonballs at them, stole the bay, then named them the Kuper Island Indians, and the next island over where they had to go he named after himself too.

  • @linusgk5042
    @linusgk5042 3 года назад +10

    How could I have missed this Chanel? You are brilliant 😂👌

  • @jackwitchalls1355
    @jackwitchalls1355 2 года назад +3

    You guys have performed algorithm CPR on this channel. Love it

  • @KeepCalmAndPartyHard
    @KeepCalmAndPartyHard 5 лет назад +48

    You should do a "Haircut" style video on Venezuela! As always, great content 👍🏽

    • @Destructocorps
      @Destructocorps 2 года назад

      They can make it a haircut/obituary videos, two for the price of 1!

  • @martyp7401
    @martyp7401 2 года назад +5

    Bahaha you guys are legends! Love your work. Too funny.

  • @KarlSnarks
    @KarlSnarks 2 года назад +7

    Dutch politicians from the 2000's be like: We need to bring back some of that VOC mentality!

  • @laraluluanahera2031
    @laraluluanahera2031 2 года назад +8

    there is potentially a great dichotomy within my bloodline, my paternal grandmother found some evidence that she and intern myself are descendants of captain cook but my mums side of the family is maori
    I AM the intersection of colonised and coloniser

  • @tylerp657
    @tylerp657 3 года назад +3

    the trespass alarm at the end, well done lol

    • @m1k3y48
      @m1k3y48 2 года назад +1

      That was a great meta joke, “I thought there was no one here!”

  • @raistlinmyers5468
    @raistlinmyers5468 5 лет назад +5

    The quality keeps going up, absolutely lovely

  • @LibertarianLeninistRants
    @LibertarianLeninistRants 5 лет назад +7

    the end 😂 😂 😂

  • @Marciemae
    @Marciemae 2 года назад +1

    That place you filmed in was pretty cool ngl

  • @ersetzbarescrewmitgliednr789
    @ersetzbarescrewmitgliednr789 3 месяца назад +1

    Red Leg Zeff, thats a captain cook!

  • @OakTree-LandScapeOnFacBook
    @OakTree-LandScapeOnFacBook 2 года назад +1

    As I was expecting great video boys

    • @Boy_Boy
      @Boy_Boy  2 года назад +1

      cheers mate!

  • @jonathanhipkey2425
    @jonathanhipkey2425 5 лет назад +2

    Favorite RUclips channel in the world.

  • @kamwei
    @kamwei 5 лет назад +13

    After hearing a lot about inva- I mean Australia day I've been coming back to this channel in hopes of content. Content I could only dream. Thank u

  • @peopleareinterestingcreatures
    @peopleareinterestingcreatures 2 месяца назад

    They're so chaotically good

  • @deathraygonzo6339
    @deathraygonzo6339 2 года назад +3

    "Do you have a flag?" - Eddie Izzard

  • @xiaomao7427
    @xiaomao7427 Год назад

    Just from all yours and i did a thing's content i have never found any people I've resonated with more

  • @ichigo73186
    @ichigo73186 5 лет назад +6

    I love this

  • @themoonsevilsister1561
    @themoonsevilsister1561 Год назад

    my province was also colonised by cook and it's almost perfectly on the other side of the world from new zealand

  • @epicfeminist
    @epicfeminist 3 года назад +7

    Im here because of max and chad i love them for showing me this sick channel

  • @kanishkdahiya3259
    @kanishkdahiya3259 2 года назад

    Best channel ever!

  • @Sploogster
    @Sploogster 2 года назад +1

    nice accordion mate

  • @timothyjarman2308
    @timothyjarman2308 8 месяцев назад

    Intriguing.

  • @Gunbudder
    @Gunbudder 2 года назад +6

    Captain Cook is so weird to me. i'm a completely disinterested party (i have no dog in the fight) but i can't find a definitive answer to the simple question "did Captain Cook sell slaves?" The closest thing to an answer i could find was "there are no records of Captain Cook buying or selling slaves directly, but he helped create the slave trade as a whole." Now i'm more confused. Did he create a system he knew would lead to buying and selling human slaves? did he not know what he was doing? Somewhere in between? If i do have a bias, it falls on the side of thinking people born before 1800 were probably ok with slavery.

    • @rainsong77
      @rainsong77 2 года назад +4

      Slavery has existed for thousands of years in a variety of forms. How do you not know this?

  • @templeofleila
    @templeofleila Год назад

    wow.. good video!

  • @faazk
    @faazk 2 года назад

    Hunt for a boat begins!!

  • @fistsmcnasty
    @fistsmcnasty 2 года назад +2

    Thank goodness Australia doesn't exist, or I might think Britain had a habit of this.

  • @AnThOnYrox8
    @AnThOnYrox8 2 года назад +3

    I accidentally bought some submarines instead, what can I do with these?

    • @LittleMan2300
      @LittleMan2300 3 месяца назад

      Gotta give it a while before they're any use.

  • @tobereed
    @tobereed Год назад +1

    I live about 5 miles from where Captain Cook was killed

  • @AstroLizard
    @AstroLizard 5 лет назад +3

    this is fun

  • @nooneofrelevance.1310
    @nooneofrelevance.1310 2 года назад

    "Chilli P was my signature, yo"

  • @fischlimonade
    @fischlimonade 2 года назад

    Sigma grindset acquired

  • @OakTree-LandScapeOnFacBook
    @OakTree-LandScapeOnFacBook 2 года назад +1

    I’m ready to watch this video from the best RUclips channel

    • @Boy_Boy
      @Boy_Boy  2 года назад +2

      oh, you're too kind

    • @OakTree-LandScapeOnFacBook
      @OakTree-LandScapeOnFacBook 2 года назад

      No fucking way u replied big respect to u 2 u have some amazing videos ur soon to be one of the biggest on this platform

    • @liamrmorgans921
      @liamrmorgans921 3 месяца назад

      @@Boy_Boywhich peoples owned the land before captain cook arrived? Are you saying blacks are all one people? Or just Australian blacks are all one people? Are European whites all one people? How does this work exactly?
      What was the moral standards of these people? cannibalism or nar?
      What was happening in India in the past, were they burning widows or anything like that? or just prancing around with flowers in their hair like the Native Americans?
      Speaking of native Americans, were they one peoples too? Were there land grabbing gruesome wars between the different tribes or just more peaceful flower clad prancing?

    • @Boy_Boy
      @Boy_Boy  3 месяца назад +1

      @@liamrmorgans921 you've asked a lot of bizarre and loosely related questions... None of which suggest that the land wasn't stolen by the British. You're not even denying it anymore, You're just doing a barely adjacent rant about what... Diets? Widows? Flowers?
      I thought racists were evil and scary. Turns out they're a bunch of infants that can barely follow a coherent argument.

    • @liamrmorgans921
      @liamrmorgans921 3 месяца назад

      @@Boy_Boy no they’re all completely related questions asked in the same way you presented the video.
      And nothing I’ve said here suggests I’m a racist, because I’m not, don’t be lazy and resort to ad hominem attacks.
      Do you think the aboriginals or native Americans were one united people with one language?
      Are you aware of the reports of cannibalism within Australian aboriginal tribes?
      Are you aware that the native Americans were warring tribes that stole each others land?
      Lets start there.

  • @dxb338
    @dxb338 2 года назад +6

    yes, colonialism is bad and captain cook and stuff but what kind of monster dots their "i" and then goes back and writes the I part later

  • @Nomisdit
    @Nomisdit 2 года назад

    Classic!

  • @roefvanzijl8116
    @roefvanzijl8116 3 года назад +8

    Pls upload again

    • @Boy_Boy
      @Boy_Boy  3 года назад +22

      We hear ya!
      We'll be starting again very soon. Stay tuned!

    • @chiriko7335
      @chiriko7335 3 года назад +1

      @@Boy_Boy Great news, comrades!

  • @aasdegwegwb
    @aasdegwegwb 3 года назад

    maaaaan why is all this so unappreciated

  • @DeadManAnimations
    @DeadManAnimations 5 лет назад +1

    Wait...🤣😂

  • @KA-tu2em
    @KA-tu2em 2 года назад

    Viking never disappeared it just went viral and people stopped noticing they did it every day

  • @wimble6330
    @wimble6330 11 месяцев назад

    'I love boats' - Aleksa, entrepreneur 😂

  • @liamblack8588
    @liamblack8588 2 года назад

    I love you guys

  • @williamclark6475
    @williamclark6475 3 года назад

    Nice

  • @matty_isthemotto
    @matty_isthemotto Год назад +1

    Next level satire

  • @comradecyborghost8826
    @comradecyborghost8826 3 года назад +8

    i just discovered your channel, is this your last video comrades? 🥺 we need more

  • @mongoman908
    @mongoman908 2 года назад +1

    fun fact: im related to captain cook my moms great great grandmas last name was cook so were pretty sure were related to him im sure how many greats there are for the grandma lol

    • @TheTctoocold
      @TheTctoocold 2 года назад +5

      that could also historically mean she was a criminal and she was renamed for her job: making food

  • @benlevine2497
    @benlevine2497 3 года назад +3

    Any update on when the Boys are coming back?

  • @bedrockaffect1273
    @bedrockaffect1273 5 лет назад +1

    #Innovation

  • @vik5438
    @vik5438 Год назад

    POG

  • @Eibemig
    @Eibemig 2 года назад

    2:01 looks like he hit hes hinger at one point :D

  • @ericlajoie8028
    @ericlajoie8028 2 года назад

    Homie is just an Australian Jim, from the office....

  • @beowulf5419
    @beowulf5419 5 лет назад

    Can confirm, I was the boat.

  • @reatisuto9919
    @reatisuto9919 2 года назад

    👍

  • @lucifersinferno3078
    @lucifersinferno3078 3 года назад

    2:19 BEZOZ flashbacks

  • @hookedentertainment9089
    @hookedentertainment9089 2 года назад

    Comedy gold

  • @ultra7021
    @ultra7021 5 лет назад +7

    Lovin the outfit boys

  • @cazuzahenrique2418
    @cazuzahenrique2418 5 лет назад +3

    When will you go to venezuela?

  • @ItzBlackLotus1
    @ItzBlackLotus1 3 месяца назад

    What will we do with a drunken sailor! What will we do with a drunken sailor! What will we do with a drunken sailor! early in the morning

  • @rendifranz2518
    @rendifranz2518 2 года назад

    My boys, 😅

  • @nicker1992
    @nicker1992 2 года назад

    Its sounds like a dutchmen's dream to make money, back in the voc times that is..

    • @KarlSnarks
      @KarlSnarks 2 года назад +1

      Or in 2006 when Balkenende introduced the term "VOC mentaliteit" ;)

  • @gm6lynx9.81
    @gm6lynx9.81 2 года назад

    Music?

  • @wanderrrr6617
    @wanderrrr6617 2 года назад +3

    since no one asked (i checked) did you actually trespass? lol anyway love you QT

    • @Boy_Boy
      @Boy_Boy  2 года назад +5

      Yeah, we snuck into an abandoned Marina

    • @li-it6lt
      @li-it6lt 2 года назад

      @@Boy_Boy be careful there boys that’s a confession

    • @tash17kids
      @tash17kids Год назад

      ​@@li-it6ltshe was a 20yr old orphan, they were very gently and nullis happened to terra or scare her.

  • @OracleAnus
    @OracleAnus 3 года назад

    Why is alek wearing the apron?

  • @ivandrago3621
    @ivandrago3621 2 года назад +11

    Hey can you guys do a video on the railway that the australian government apporoved that coincidentally got all the brush cleared in that pesky fire that killed millions of animals? Im sure they werent connected at all.

    • @mikehunt8375
      @mikehunt8375 2 года назад

      Your government loves you! You must not be watching enough TV PROGRAMMING, it's easy, just sit down on your couch during all your free time, like most, and soon you'll see just how crazy that statement is. You just havent watched enough news for all your answers, makes you stupid.

    • @benjaminmcintosh857
      @benjaminmcintosh857 Год назад +2

      There are be cheaper ways to clear land, not a clever conspiracy theory

    • @dropyourself
      @dropyourself Год назад +2

      I thought is was the gay Jewish space lasers that started it

  • @sick000fight
    @sick000fight 2 года назад

    lmao

  • @amosonyoutube
    @amosonyoutube 2 года назад

    history remembers the rich

  • @unhingedgaming1586
    @unhingedgaming1586 2 года назад

    so am I

  • @derpderpenson7492
    @derpderpenson7492 2 года назад

    I swear, this channel is like watching edgy funny memey hustler

  • @remish7717
    @remish7717 2 года назад

    This man was ahead of his time with the music.

  • @triforcerf321
    @triforcerf321 3 года назад

    Who came from the cold ones lol

  • @willb.nimble6749
    @willb.nimble6749 3 года назад

    This is all great.

  • @HM-wi4ou
    @HM-wi4ou 3 года назад +4

    Where did some of the videos of this channel go?
    -Should we invade Venezuela?
    -the 9/11 one with a young child
    And more...

    • @Boy_Boy
      @Boy_Boy  3 года назад +14

      We're just tidying up the channel and getting rid of some videos so we can start making new content!
      (All our old stuff is still available on fb)

    • @HM-wi4ou
      @HM-wi4ou 3 года назад +2

      @@Boy_Boy fuck yes comrade, consider me hyped.

  • @DrAnarchy69
    @DrAnarchy69 Год назад

    Entrepeneur or settler colonist, take your pick!

    • @dropyourself
      @dropyourself Год назад +2

      I mean most of "entrepreneurs" are settler colonists

  • @Huy-G-Le
    @Huy-G-Le 11 месяцев назад +1

    Thank you for providing Socialist contents on one of the most institutional built pro-colonialism, pro-Imperialism country in the world.

  • @jojolionjoestar1621
    @jojolionjoestar1621 2 года назад

    did alex smash him finger?

  • @chefntoast
    @chefntoast 2 года назад

    That's so funny how yall say H, when it's obviously pronounced H

  • @The.Soundcheck
    @The.Soundcheck Год назад +1

    The Waffle House has found a new host

  • @enzoocampoiii2881
    @enzoocampoiii2881 3 года назад +5

    China taking notes:

  • @bizarro20daves
    @bizarro20daves 2 года назад +7

    Captain Cook wasn't responsible for the colonisation. He was a working class underdog who rose through the ranks through being a great navigator. Sad that he cops it for the crimes of others in the future

    • @dropyourself
      @dropyourself Год назад +1

      ​@EuroPride bro literal "discovered" and facilitated the start of colonization and you two are like "he didn't kill someone with his own bare hands so he is not guilty

    • @kingpotato3359
      @kingpotato3359 Год назад

      @EuroPride POV: you missed the joke and took this video seriously and you're a degenerate bigot crybaby

  • @tekken.universal2343
    @tekken.universal2343 Год назад

    I am bored of two guys just mocking everything like they are the best flawless celestial beings in the whole solar system

    • @dropyourself
      @dropyourself Год назад +8

      All they said was colonialism bad and look at all of the snowflakes that come out of the woodworks

  • @ayderla789
    @ayderla789 2 года назад +1

    feel free to go back to europe if u think captain cook is racist

    • @Gameferret16191
      @Gameferret16191 2 года назад +3

      He is though

    • @ayderla789
      @ayderla789 2 года назад

      @@Gameferret16191 how would u know?

    • @Gameferret16191
      @Gameferret16191 2 года назад +3

      @@ayderla789 because he was the of the crew that killed the aboriginals

    • @ayderla789
      @ayderla789 2 года назад

      @@Gameferret16191 lol nope. he was only in Australia for two weeks. read a history book maybe?

    • @dropyourself
      @dropyourself Год назад +1

      @@ayderla789 bro literal "discovered" and facilitated the start of colonization and you are like "he didn't kill someone with his own bare hands so he is not guilty

  • @hellaspatriot2733
    @hellaspatriot2733 2 года назад

    Colonialism wasn't profitable for the British in India and Africa, they spent more on infrastructure and military than they got out of it. Australia and America totally different story.