Breaking News: Bavarian Sapper, after being left behind by his own teammates goes “Fuck it” and decides to completely annihilate any zombie coming in his path. To help keep his energy up, he constantly rips wooden logs out of his ass as if he is a magician. He may have sustained a little boo boo on some of the falls he’s done due to him walking for 10 days non stop, but he has turned out fine. After the horde was gone, he decides to shout “FIA BAYARN!!!” Before jumping off the cliff and breaking every bone in his body. Fortunately, he died.
- My lord, we have good news and bad news - Tell me the good news - We found a cure for the plague! - And what's the bad news? - There's no one left to cure...
I almost did this a few months back but a squirrel or a mouse chewed through a wire in my house near the end. Shut off everything in the house and started a fire, lost almost everything. I just finally got settled into a new house a few weeks ago.
Tyrolean. At the edge of a abandon village there was a sapper from the 3rd regiment left behind the evacuation proccess by 2nd & 3rd told by the general of the bavarian army to ring the bell for it was ringed to be evacuated but the bell rang so loud that many zombies came to him
Today on France News, A Bavarian Sapper is defending his birthplace (Tyroleam Village) and killed over 9,000,000,000 Zombies and that makes it a lot of casualties from now on, it’s being said that the Prussian/German military was impressed by his warfare skills, caused him to become the new leader of Prussia, but he died in 1867
And one bavarian officer who seemingly can keep walking and building barricades forever has killed all the remaining zombies on earth the blight is no more
For 14:18 seconds during the adrenaline pump, Paifu, the Legendary Solo Bavarian Sapper, is effectively the soloist. On a serious note: *San’s voice* How the fu-
"I will defend this village with my life, and surely we’ll all fall. When we do, I hope we’ll break even and make a greater dent to their numbers." well it's true, only inaccuracy is that the LONE DEFENDER DIDN'T DIE
Tonight on SMMN, we have a Bavarian soldier who has outdated fashion from the 19th century defending himself from ruthless cannibals in an abandoned village in the mountains! Legend has it that these 2 storey buildings were owned by the biggest sperm bank in all of Europe and all of them held gallons of that creamy nectar. Who knows why this comrade is fighting so bad against the cannibals? Perhaps he's trying to get revenge after his 2 liter donation once got chugged by a horde of these devils-
You: no one can't even beat me! 1vs1000 Zomobies: 💭I POSSIBLY HE CAN BEAT US WE TRY WE BEST💭 Me: what wait what how didhe beat 100 without solo My brain:
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Breaking News: Bavarian Sapper, after being left behind by his own teammates goes “Fuck it” and decides to completely annihilate any zombie coming in his path. To help keep his energy up, he constantly rips wooden logs out of his ass as if he is a magician. He may have sustained a little boo boo on some of the falls he’s done due to him walking for 10 days non stop, but he has turned out fine. After the horde was gone, he decides to shout “FIA BAYARN!!!” Before jumping off the cliff and breaking every bone in his body. Fortunately, he died.
ok
Quite the interesting news
Bro is not bstchild😭🙏
@@duongkiemnguyen7452 damn right. I’m BstOfficer
Bro I read this with beastchild's voice
- My lord, we have good news and bad news
- Tell me the good news
- We found a cure for the plague!
- And what's the bad news?
- There's no one left to cure...
He just wasted his energy for killing them 😂😂😂😂
It should've been both Good News and Great News, but in the Case of "No One" left to Cure, that Cure is Useless. Save it for another time😔
5:26 bro though he was sneaky
these zombies ankles were broken after this, the amount of jukes through the buildings was crazy
It’s already planned to do the repeated process of killing and spamming build
12:08 fr
Bro locked in so hard 100 zappers look like 1 shambler
A wave 999 shambler to be right
Bro just single handily killed of an entire nations worth of zombies
If there were even ten people with this guys skill level the zombies would be retreating
quite insane to think that
Runners would be running AWAY from them
@@PoonAkasatavorn theyre going back to hell 💀
1:03
Bomber was like "nuh uh you ain't build"
Bro is NOT going to let that slide
"your cat was like oh no no no girl, were not getting a dog don't even think about it girl"
I instantly thought of this I might be cooked
imagine at the end he gets grabbed by a shambler behind
As long as its 1 shambler left its fine.
@@CosmicFishFacedimagine if it was a runner
Welp then it’s over
@@CosmicFishFacedeven just 1 shambler can kill you if grabbed from behind and they start biting
@@rolandkarimdesucatan5118 dang
I almost did this a few months back but a squirrel or a mouse chewed through a wire in my house near the end. Shut off everything in the house and started a fire, lost almost everything. I just finally got settled into a new house a few weeks ago.
😦
real
hate when that happens
@@niellity bro Niellity no fucking way lol this is Mexican😭😭😭
@@niellity I had to have given you my RUclips at some point right like actually what are the odds of this
2:21 bro pulled a "cool guys dont look at explosions"
This sapper went on to become the founder of the International Engeneering Council
"Bro you're so bad, I bet that you can't solo wave 100"
Paifu:bet.
The Idiot who said he cant beat wave 100 can't beat 2 shamblers and that guy is the Real noob
Famous last words
If this sapper and that officer who soloed the entire horde of runners came together they would be unstoppable
I love how everyone knows who that officer is just by that short description
@@jacksonhatch371 yes it's even my grandgrandmother knows him
Plot twist:they're the same person (they're not, ik).
2:27 fuck that one zombie in particular
I now just realize how freaking bright my video is. I forgot to put my brightness to 0.5 instead of 1 🤦♂
Nah, no worries. Amazing video btw!😎
its fine, I usually jack up my brightness the the max while playing day/night maps. I got used to it.
“The cycle of death shall never end, not til we come out victorious. Thing is, I won’t be the one dying.”
Wait did you not have teammates???
??
Its fine wdym
most feared g&b player
5:33 bro would've been cooked if that one shamber grab him from behind
Thats not a 1 man army, thats a 10 armies combined in a single dude
Tyrolean.
At the edge of a abandon village there was a sapper from the 3rd regiment left behind the evacuation proccess by 2nd & 3rd told by the general of the bavarian army to ring the bell for it was ringed to be evacuated but the bell rang so loud that many zombies came to him
No the sapper in the video is a militia regiment called: Landesbewaffnung
Today on France News, A Bavarian Sapper is defending his birthplace (Tyroleam Village) and killed over 9,000,000,000 Zombies and that makes it a lot of casualties from now on, it’s being said that the Prussian/German military was impressed by his warfare skills, caused him to become the new leader of Prussia, but he died in 1867
Tyrol was given to bavaria in the 1810s by napoleon bcs napoleon wanted to punish the austrians or make austria ashamed
So there is no possible way that he was born in tyrol
I suppose you aren't very fun on parties @dittapermata4354
@dittapermata4354 and it is possible people don't always live in their country
bro singlehandedly killed the blight💀
BLU engineer's great great great great grandpa:
Bro really pull out that
-im still standing
-im alone and the strongest one
-nah i'd win
-i always come back
-i understand it now
just imagine this dude soloing Roscoff now.
Paifu you mad man you've done it another crazy thing again
Youre the greatest player of guts and blackpowder i ever watched Sapper vs multiple zombies
11:00 WHAT THE FCK IS A KILOMETEEER?!?!🦅🦅🦅🦅
"unstoppable"
-Xpelpis A Random Guy Who Hasn't PLayed G&B In A Long Time
God damn it Paifu, who gave you the right to be a genius?
God
The fact u were able to do this when all of those zombies were on ur ass was crazy
Can someone tell me what regiment pack the blue uniform is I’ve been wanting to get I but not buy the wrong one
It is the Landesbewaffnung regiment of Bavaria, regiment pack #7
The fact that paifu only got scratched once is more impressive
One scratch? This dude sucks. Must be a newbie.
He wasn't scratched 1:20 he got burned which is even more impressive
Breaking news: Bavarian Sapper,Goes Full sapper mode while playing the freebird music.Thanks Sapper Paifu!
And one bavarian officer who seemingly can keep walking and building barricades forever has killed all the remaining zombies on earth the blight is no more
Average old guard sapper
My laggy ass would get eaten inside out in the first 20 seconds, you really are built different😮
For 14:18 seconds during the adrenaline pump, Paifu, the Legendary Solo Bavarian Sapper, is effectively the soloist. On a serious note: *San’s voice* How the fu-
Imagine he got jumped by a invisible runner at the end
"have a gf or beat wave 100"
Paifu:
So theoretically, you could get all the way to wave 100 by yourself with this method....
Sapper in my vanilla games: 🚫🧠
Sapper in my arcade matches:
You know what they say what is a noob is a new generation of pros🗡️
"I will defend this village with my life, and surely we’ll all fall. When we do, I hope we’ll break even and make a greater dent to their numbers."
well it's true, only inaccuracy is that the LONE DEFENDER DIDN'T DIE
Snow sapper heaven, snow sapper, snow snow sapper heaven.
This guy after getting infected is the final boss
"anxiety simulator doesn't exist it cant hurt you"
anxiety simulator:
THE DOPAMINE ON THIS DUDE IS IMMPECABLE
Tonight on SMMN, we have a Bavarian soldier who has outdated fashion from the 19th century defending himself from ruthless cannibals in an abandoned village in the mountains! Legend has it that these 2 storey buildings were owned by the biggest sperm bank in all of Europe and all of them held gallons of that creamy nectar. Who knows why this comrade is fighting so bad against the cannibals? Perhaps he's trying to get revenge after his 2 liter donation once got chugged by a horde of these devils-
The fu-
WHAT
the bstchld… THE BSTCHLD IS REAL!!!
Bro was just like plan a plan b plan c plan d plan e plan f
*that one musician with the fife just fending off the horde while boosting with fife.....*
that one zapper when all the team is cooked
The worthy sapper
wonder what wave 1-99 felt like
bro took "let him cook" to a whole new level🗿
thats so many zombies im lagging! paifu: dont worry my wifi can handle them
This bro already ready to real zombie apocalipse
I bet getting an old guard is a regular tuesday to him
precambrian guard
Man too angry to die
This man. Bro i need to see your hours on G&B. Im guessing its like 3000 at the least
2000
@PaifuGaming dear god. That's 10x my hours. I have 200
@@Bavarianranker4x my hours on another game, god. 2k hours is understandable because gnb is fun
I got old guard in only like 200 or lower hours, it isn’t too hard
Edit: it was actually under 40 hours…
@@tyuldnew player:
man is better than a full server of endless😭
The new players literally eating their own jaw rn
"The last line of defense" Perfectly fits this man
His the true main character
He makes it look S00easy
I’ve learned a lot from this video
I regret getting pickaxe
Bro is so cracked i think the never touch grass joke is real
you shoving and immediately hitting them with the axe has the same energy as quickswitching with ssg and gauss cannon
Bro born to be doom slayer
A Bavarian Sapper got annoyed of people saying he's unskilled so he showed what he truly can
*do
Dad:remember son dying is gay son:
Sappers are build different my guy
Imagine if bro died to the last zombie
Good job dude
SCOTLAND FOREVER LOL
bro earned so much francs
Can you do Hougoumont sapper clutch pls 🙏🙏🙏
sappers the moment i die on wave 34
So this means that a solo from wave 1 to 35 is possible?
Yes
Yes
Yep
There's already videos about that dude
Bro got stalked by the zombies
One vs the army
This is why i quit being a shambler, too many sweats
im taking notes
Bro got the 100℅ dodge against gays
Entire lobbies not being able to reach to wave 20 while this mf is turning shambler's ankels into pretzels.
and then bro proceeds to say he does it for ''fun and warm up''
unironically
**duel of fates intensifies**
You: no one can't even beat me! 1vs1000
Zomobies: 💭I POSSIBLY HE CAN BEAT US WE TRY WE BEST💭
Me: what wait what how didhe beat 100 without solo
My brain:
Facts for more easier to destroy doors:
You can one shot door with shove from an Axe
*it doesn't work for pickaxe lol
8:55 rip spikes
HELL NAH THIS DUDE
Didnt even show the stats at the end 😞
They should make a objective version of tyrolean village
the brightness...
Shove can break doors in one shot
cant even get past wave 15 with a full team
Sapper op with axe and 🔨
Bro got the title: 10 regiment guy💀
ok now i know wich way to clutch in this map
What wave did we get to yesterday last round I played was 98
129, we beat WR by 1 wave. I was the last alive and died to server sided zombie latency, so fun...
LET HIM COOK