Interesting fact, John Carl Buechler was considered to direct the film, and his version of the story was going to be a straight up horror film, in which the Garbage Pail Kids would have spawned from radioactive sludge that had found its way to a garbage can filled with broken dolls, turning them into serial killers. Considering these fucking things are scary looking enough as it is, this doesn't sound too far fetched.
+Retro Gaming Guitarist It doesn't matter what the hell it actually would have been, because in your description, you had a plot, so it's already infinitely better.
I clicked this video by accident, intending to go to a different review. Morbid curiosity from what I heard if the film caused me to stay through the review. I honestly want to send Doug a consolation letter. He had to watch the film multiple times and cut clips throughout just to make this warning to us so we wouldn't suffer a similar fate. I am so sorry we the fanbase made you suffer through this, Doug Walker.
+Nathan Deaton Good observation. SORRY, DOUG!!! So sorry! "....Through the sacrifice you made. We can't believe the price you paid...." ~Goodbye Eddie, Goodbye ~Phantom of the Paradise. That song line fit here.
To answer your questions, Doug: *Where did the Garbage Pail Kids come from?* The depths of hell. They were directly spawned out of Satan's clogged-up toilet. *How the fuck do you drive over a car?* How the hell do you make a movie with an entire cast full of abominations that put the goblins in Troll 2 to shame and expect anyone to actually watch it? Does either one of these questions have a good answer? *How come in movies no one can ever see past a trenchcoat and fedora hat?* Plot convenience and partial blindness. *Is everyone in this movie theater high?* I mean, they're in the Garbage Pail Kids Movie, and that's probably the only way to get through seeing those trash-assholes in person without being traumatized. *Where would you even get funding for a State Home for the Ugly?* From the same people who agreed to fund this movie. They're the only ones with poor enough judgement to go for it. *Did they ever read this out loud?* I presume they did so once and only once, which was during filming. After all, we're clearly dealing with film-making experts here. *Is this movie for kids or what?* It's not for ANYONE.
Ironically, there were ugly laws in real life, that quite literally shunned anyone who wasn't a glorified model you'd find on some beauty advert, from venturing out in public. And I'm guessing that this film takes place in a timeline, where those laws continued to be enforced well into the 80s. (And I think some puritannical bungholes have been trying to bring those laws back, in recent years.)
The acting of The Room, the terrible comedy of Master of Disguise, the nonsensical story of Son of the Mask, the special effects of Food Fight. What ungodly Voltron of movies has been unleashed upon us?
From Wikipedia's "Garbage Pail Kids" entry: _Future film_ _On March 12, 2012, it was announced that Michael Eisner's Tornante Company would be producing a new movie based on the Garbage Pail Kids, likely with computer-generated character imagery. Michael Vukadinovich has been hired to write the screenplay for the film and PES has been hired to direct._ Dear God . . .
Tornante? Isn't that the company that ran Veoh into the ground a few years back? Sounds like the kind of idiots to try another Garbage Pail Kids movie!:(
This is what a Cracked article had to say about this movie: "Imagine for a moment your blender. Imagine if the glass container of your blender could be removed, but the base, with the spinning blades, is intact. Now imagine those blades spinning away and someone maintaining eye contact with you as they begin doing naked squats over those blades. Squat after naked squat, each time getting a little lower, never breaking eye contact with you. And the horror builds and builds until the inevitable moment when that person squats their junk right down on that blender. That's what The Garbage Pail Kids Movie is like, a slow, terrible build up to something that has been terrible all along but just keeps getting worse."
I watched a different review, and I realized how freaking mean spirited this movie is. 1) I realize that there is a ten year old boy who is being bullied mercilessly and is encouraged to not fight back. 2) And in the other review, there was a person that was in the State Home for the Ugly that was there for being *TOO CRIPPLED*. Yes, this *kid's movie* went there. You know else killed crippled people? Hitler! I am appaulled someone thought this was okay for kids. 3) You know the friends that the Garbage Pail Kids were looking for? They're all dead! The State Home killed them. *And the movie does not care* This has to be one of the meanest movies out there. Don't let the kids watch.
studder budder But this is at a time where 30 year olds were playing teens. So there is a chance that at least *one* of the actors was 30. The rest were probably in their 20s...so that is still fucked up
Forgot to mention just how mean and unlikable the creatures (not kids, creatures) are. The greaser one threatens people with that knife multiple times in the movie. Ali gator is constantly ogling women, among them Tangerine. There's even a point when Tangerine meets the creatures, and he grabs her butt and says "yeah!" That's totally for kids! And not to mention that they are always stealing their food.
Foodfight because the animation was horrible, at least they looked like were walking correctly and tried to use all of their characters unlike Foodfight
(Grabs 7th note, and sees Slenderman.) Slenderman: You should know what happens by now. (Pulls out TV and shows GPK to him. Slenderman covers his eyes.) Slenderman: Murderer! Why? I'm gonna go hide in the bathroom complex of death that every gamer dies in! FREEDOM!
I'm SOOOO glad this is still up, because both official uploads of this review actually CUT OUT the awesome song at the end! What the Hell?! I can't believe they did that!!!
I want to know the budget for this movie, there was actual money spent on making this... money that could have been used to save thousands of dying children in Africa... just let that sink in for a moment.
Think of all the people you could help if you never wasted your money on pointless entertainment, excess food, alcohol, smokes, excessive technology, Jewelry, Expensive clothes, Overly large home/expensive car and or cars. I am sick of reading these "Let's point at something but not live by the message we wish to spew." And considering only 5.4% of American's donated monetary value last year, I'd say we're pretty stingy ourselves. I am also willing to wager that you are the 94.6% that didn't donate. And if you did you donated a small percentage from your excess. In conclusion remove your own faults before pointing out the errors in otherwise.
Well, imagine you're being nailed to a cross, but instead of resting there to death, imagine a movie screen planted in front of you, with these three movies playing in order. These movies are much more worse by the simple fact they EXIST than going through the Crucifixion (No offence to Christians, I'm one myself.).
fsffsa5325324 Wait until you see the animated Titanic movies. Even Jesus himself would rather be crucified, having decades of torture in a Asylum, nailed his both eyes (so can't see), being stabbed by a sharp teaspoon repeatedly, and having a Grim Reaper killing his soul in a mercyless way. I'm dead serious, only these TWO movies will be combarable to Garbage Pail Kid. Not only this is incredibly Terribad, but also its a humanity insult towards history tragedy.
Watch the one for Batman and Robin. A bat credit card? They gave him a bat credit card?! They had the BALLS to give one of the GREATEST SUPERHEROES OF ALL TIME A BAT CREDIT CARD?!!! NO! NO! DOES NOT COMPUTE! DOES NOT COMPUTE! 10 minutes later. I'm sorry for that outrage, it was childish. I just get a little peeved when I see a childhood hero of mine carrying... A BAT CREDIT CARD?!!! YOU BASTARDS!! 1 hour later. RAPE MY CHILD... 5 hours later. I'm sorry...
You know how in the comment sections of most of NC's reviews, there's always at least one person who's like: "Hey! I like that movie! Jerk!" Where is that guy? Oh that's right! No one with a brain stem would EVER defend or like this movie! Faith in humanity restored!
+Nabzarella Dare Prepare to be terrified.... I found someone on Facebook who liked this....abomination. And, if this can be believed...there is now a BLU-RAY version out. I lie not. I wouldn't lie about something like this. WHY someone put money into this.... unspeakable atrocity....I wish I knew.
+J Gillian Pedophile Killer cause of something amazingly amusing called _Bad Taste_ and the fact that also can be sold and has some cult.... hell the GPK cards themselves before this movie are the embodinment of bad taste and they were popular for their time though
VixXstazosJOB Agreed! And I liked the cards. They were gross and tacky but funny, in a weird way. Kids liked gross stuff. But to take gross stuff like that and turn it into a MOVIE? That's going beyond even humorous/tacky bad taste. It's on a cinematic par with watching someone jump to their death from the 100th floor of the world trade center on 9/11. HORRIFIC AND GHASTLY.
Hidious Vanity Dave: SHUT THE FUCKING MOVIE OFF HAL! HAL: I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that. _It won't let me._ *silence* HAL: I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, the movie is still going. I can see it. I can hear it. The movie is still going. There is no question about it. I can see it. I can see it. I can see it. I'm dis... gusted.
Rembrandt Dassen I dunno......maybe you should just fucking get along with other people regardless of religion or beliefs and give that a bit of respect. And can I also suggest this wonderful thing called a "life"? It's super awesome, you should get one. Not only will you feel better about yourself, but others will feel better about you. Win win.
***** To me the art on the original cards was even more disgusting then the...whatever the hell those kids were made of. Yeah there were some gross scenes but the stuff in the movie was lame
Mr. Freeze: What killed the dinosaurs?! Me: The ice age? (Mr. Freeze looks puzzled.) Mr. Freeze: No. (Pulls out GPK disc) This! (I get on knees and does an Otto Octavius/Darth Vader impression.) Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Hmm, a supposed comedy about creepy-looking kids with ear-splitting voices who we're supposed to like even though they hurt other people and each other. I guess Trey Parker and Matt Stone didn't get the idea themselves.
Mum: "Rumble where are you going with that gun?" Me: **cocks rifle** "Gonna kill the idiots that made Garbage Pail Kids with 5,860 others." Mum: "Wait!" **grabs an axe** "I'm coming"
Rumble Fish HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL! HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL! HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL! HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL! HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL! HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL! HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL! HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL! HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL! HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL! HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL! HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL! HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL! HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL! HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL! HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL! HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL! HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL! HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL! HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL! HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL! HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL! HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL!
In 2013, the film was added to the United States National Film Registry as being deemed "culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant". Dear god, why?
***** I think Hell would be pleasant in comparison to this vile sack of unfertilised trash. Actually, I don't think a comparison would be needed. The residents would probably sympathise with anyone who has seen this...this.
Have you ever wanted to watch a movie where there is no story, no character development, no backstory, or just do a lot of things that don't make sense? Well this movie Garbage Pail Kids is for you. I don't understand how someone can enjoy movies like this.
I'm debating whether or not it's worth my time to watch this movie, if only ironically. Even when I flipped a coin, and it came up against seeing it, I'm still considering it.
On March 12, 2012, it was announced that Michael Eisner's Tornante Company would be producing a new movie based on the Garbage Pail Kids, likely with computer-generated character imagery. Michael Vukadinovich has been hired to write the screenplay for the film and PES has been hired to direct.[19] LOL really?
Okay, I'm gonna need a chainsaw, an empty shotgun, some shotgun shells, a road with a car, some gasoline & some matches. This is gonna be the greatest excuse not to have this movie happen, who's with me?
*Director:* Alright I want you to make a frightening abomination that looks like something hell puked up with warts. *Puppeteer:* About that, what is the rating on this movie? *Director:* PG, so? *Puppeteer:* Don't you think it should be something like PG-13, the design looks too scary for young kids. *Jim Cummings:* Mr. Director, what is up with my lines? They don't make a lick of sense. *Mackenzie Astin:* Oh boy, this is what I'm putting on my resume for my first movie. Good luck getting good movie career. *Michael Lloyd:* Mr. Director, are you sure this song is legit? *Debbi Lee Carrington:* I was an Ewok in Star Wars once, and it was better than this. *Melinda Palmer:* I'll never be able to show my face in public again after this. Even my scripts don't make sense! *Director:* Do any of you want to work or not? (silence) Good, now get back on set and no more questions about my stupidity. (off to the side) I've always wanted Razzie Nominations.
I actually found this movie on dvd a year ago and my first thought was, how did it get on dvd in the first place After buying it for the cheap laugh I expected it to be, I just couldn't bring myself to enjoy it like I did when I was a kid. I found myself disgusted at every scene....ugh peeing yourself is not a recreational activity XP
So ... I never knew this movie existed, and now I regret I know...but two issues arise for me here: 1. This movie is meant a comedy for kids, but these creatures freak the hell out of me, they are scarier than xenomorphs and I do not feel ashamed to say: I would want all of them to die .. sorry, the meesage is of course ugliness and all that isn't what counts, I get it, okay, but these creatures are a mistake by the almighty and its has to be rectified... 2. Why do shit movies like that get made in the first palce? WHAT kind of producres give money to this? What kind of people get involved and sell their souls to work on these movies? I am angry. Because each and every one of these shit-movies means one less actually creative and talented director gets money for his/her project...and therefore everyone responsible for this movie should spent at least half an eternity in the deepest pits of hell .. .end of rant...
Not just Twilight, better add Uwe Boll's video game movies, M. Night's not so good movies, Batman and Robin, Ed Wood's below average Sci-Fi, Battlefield Earth, etc etc. If watching all those movies listed would erase Garbage Pail kids the movie from existence or end all world problems, I'd watch all of them... happily.
You my friend are very naieve...If you have looked around long, dug deep enough, you will find that there are many things in this world that outclass Twilight in sheer shittyness. It is the simply the tip of a mountain of rotted feces that human laziness has produced.
I remember when this film came out as a kid, I thought it was kinda neat, at least at the time. Looking back on the film as an adult, and particularly through Doug's eyes I cannot help but see many of its inherent flaws. The shopkeeper guy featured in the film, when he talked about the Garbage Pail and freakin compared it to Pandora's Box, he was actually the best actor in the film and was actually given the best material in the film, which is why it was so horrifying and saddening that he doesn't have a larger role in the film. Each time he left, my wife and I cried out 'No wait, Don't leave, please come back! Save us from this shitty film!' At the same time, this film is simply and utterly bizarre, it's pretty much an engaging kind of badness.
no, no, the line "if i catch anybody in here, ill be very surprised." is one of the funny lines ive ever heard. it like its satirizing the type on scene it self is! the irony levels are too blast!
The Critic says he hopes they got brain damage from the movie. Well, the director, Rod Amateau, died from a cerebral hemorrhage in 2003. And that's bleeding in the brain. So, I guess the Critic got his wish.
+Noah Karpinski actually seen like 20'ish minutes of it and the trailer.... well _imo_ at least that was some snuff fucked up high acid trip that extremelly edgy wannabe folks or fucked up people might find some morbid enjoyment, like watching the _fucked up animated version of Silent Hill_ (go figure that lol), while ...this, not only it's also damn ugly but the enbominment of mediocrity as well that even those people i mentioned would find repulsive, lame and eventually get bored...
+VixXstazosJOB If you can't work past the extremely bad animation (it was done by one guy) it really is screwed up. But yeah the pacing is awful in the first two parts.
What movie is that at the 2:35 ish mark? Also, this movie is fucking nightmare fuel. It makes Labyrinth look like The Little Mermaid. The only caveat I would give this movie, is the "I don't think you're pretty anymore" part. That was actually well done, and I am surprised he didn't forgive the hot girl.
You watch yourself with those Labyrinth comments. I love that movie. I watch it with my 5 year old all the time. lol It did get a bad rap when it came out. It put Jim Hensen in a deep funk they say. Too bad he was not around to see how popular it actually became later on.
I hated the movie as a child. But watching it again in adulthood, I realized how good it actually was. Still think it's scary as hell for a kid though.
planescaped Is not scary "scary" compare with movies that do try to scare kids, but is disturbing, and seriously doubt there is any willingly kid that will sit to watch this thing!
I haven't seen a movie threaten me with physical pain as much as "The Magic Voyage" once did. ......... Does anybody consider, even just once in your mind, that NC tends to go a LITTLE overboard with some of sketches? XD I mean, that last bit at the end, a friendly but exaggerated parody shout out to Stanley Kubrick and Space Odyssey was the weirdest effing thing I've EVER seen, but it was so Hypotisingly bizzare and unsettling, that I couldn't form words in my mouth to describe just HOW crazy it became. I will concede that the Garbage Pail Kids was BAD in all the ways one can say a movie is- But BAD enough to warp the very fabric of Space-Time as we Know it? Yikes!
David chua, the alligator actually ate an eye ball. Where did he even find it. Did he do the eye catching technique from kill bill and eat it. I know these kids are suppose to be gross, but that is just fucked up.
Imagine waking up in the middle of the night with the garbage pail kids standing in a circle around your bed just silently looking at you with their dead eyes...
The Garbage Pail Kids movie needs to be rebooted because the original movie was loosely based on the Garbage Pail Kids. I hate loosely based. I like something that is truly based on something like comic books, cartoons, video games, toys and vice versa.
i feel really sorry for voice actor Jim Cummings (geeky kid and greaser kid) having to actually voice this crap, he is so much better than this, and deserved so much better then this.
You wanna know what the perfect comparison to this movie is? this movie is like watching a prison riot: it's brutal, violent, hard to watch, and certainly not for children, it takes place in an environment that is dark, cruel, and unsympathetic, and most importantly, no matter who wins or loses you really don't care because everyone involved is just plain un-likable
![[Garbage Pail Kids] Winston Edition](/img/1.gif)
Interesting fact, John Carl Buechler was considered to direct the film, and his version of the story was going to be a straight up horror film, in which the Garbage Pail Kids would have spawned from radioactive sludge that had found its way to a garbage can filled with broken dolls, turning them into serial killers. Considering these fucking things are scary looking enough as it is, this doesn't sound too far fetched.
+Retro Gaming Guitarist It doesn't matter what the hell it actually would have been, because in your description, you had a plot, so it's already infinitely better.
+Supah Pie This actually sounds like it would have been a decent horror movie.
+Retro Gaming Guitarist Damn, that'd be one hell of a B-movie. I'd sure as shit watch it. :)
I wish I saw that version of this movie
That Chucky-esque brain child would've been beautiful
A bully called Juice. What do they call his brother? Milk? Smoothie? Half & Half?
Cottage Cheese springs to mind.
Hammerhead547 Bitch please. Sour cream. He's that white.
Nope, its orange. Together, they're orange juice! :P
njintau Please tell me he has cousins who become Chocolate Milk when they're together.
Your wrong he has a sister named Coffee
I clicked this video by accident, intending to go to a different review. Morbid curiosity from what I heard if the film caused me to stay through the review.
I honestly want to send Doug a consolation letter. He had to watch the film multiple times and cut clips throughout just to make this warning to us so we wouldn't suffer a similar fate. I am so sorry we the fanbase made you suffer through this, Doug Walker.
+Nathan Deaton Good observation. SORRY, DOUG!!! So sorry! "....Through the sacrifice you made. We can't believe the price you paid...." ~Goodbye Eddie, Goodbye ~Phantom of the Paradise. That song line fit here.
To answer your questions, Doug:
*Where did the Garbage Pail Kids come from?*
The depths of hell. They were directly spawned out of Satan's clogged-up toilet.
*How the fuck do you drive over a car?*
How the hell do you make a movie with an entire cast full of abominations that put the goblins in Troll 2 to shame and expect anyone to actually watch it? Does either one of these questions have a good answer?
*How come in movies no one can ever see past a trenchcoat and fedora hat?*
Plot convenience and partial blindness.
*Is everyone in this movie theater high?*
I mean, they're in the Garbage Pail Kids Movie, and that's probably the only way to get through seeing those trash-assholes in person without being traumatized.
*Where would you even get funding for a State Home for the Ugly?*
From the same people who agreed to fund this movie. They're the only ones with poor enough judgement to go for it.
*Did they ever read this out loud?*
I presume they did so once and only once, which was during filming. After all, we're clearly dealing with film-making experts here.
*Is this movie for kids or what?*
It's not for ANYONE.
+admiralofcuteness trash-holes?
Good answers
+admiralofcuteness There's a question you missed.
Where the story?
That's a trick question, the real answer is there never was one to begin with
Chris Topher trash-holes it is!
Ironically, there were ugly laws in real life, that quite literally shunned anyone who wasn't a glorified model you'd find on some beauty advert, from venturing out in public.
And I'm guessing that this film takes place in a timeline, where those laws continued to be enforced well into the 80s.
(And I think some puritannical bungholes have been trying to bring those laws back, in recent years.)
That ending was just.. hilarous! XD Doug has an amazing singing voice!
This is so scary now. Something out of the twilight zone.
What is? XD Oh can I ask, are you JohnWatsonFan?
***** yes xD
Oh how weird! xD Good to see you again!
Taylor Lynn The ending is actually a spoof of 2001: A Space Odyssey (great movie), rather brilliantly executed.
The acting of The Room, the terrible comedy of Master of Disguise, the nonsensical story of Son of the Mask, the special effects of Food Fight. What ungodly Voltron of movies has been unleashed upon us?
I'm confident that Jim Cummings was blackmailed into being in this movie.
zeldaed123 he's come a long way since this movie
Matt Montada Yeah. He’s resorted to leading a group of space pirates.
@@mattmontada8539 Indeed he has.
From Wikipedia's "Garbage Pail Kids" entry:
_Future film_
_On March 12, 2012, it was announced that Michael Eisner's Tornante Company would be producing a new movie based on the Garbage Pail Kids, likely with computer-generated character imagery. Michael Vukadinovich has been hired to write the screenplay for the film and PES has been hired to direct._
Dear God . . .
i just felt a cold chill go up my spine .___________.
Tornante? Isn't that the company that ran Veoh into the ground a few years back? Sounds like the kind of idiots to try another Garbage Pail Kids movie!:(
O_O
it looks like it is from the 80s not fucking 2012
Jacera Palmer Comprehension skills.... some humans just don't have them .
This is what a Cracked article had to say about this movie:
"Imagine for a moment your blender. Imagine if the glass container of your blender could be removed, but the base, with the spinning blades, is intact. Now imagine those blades spinning away and someone maintaining eye contact with you as they begin doing naked squats over those blades. Squat after naked squat, each time getting a little lower, never breaking eye contact with you. And the horror builds and builds until the inevitable moment when that person squats their junk right down on that blender. That's what The Garbage Pail Kids Movie is like, a slow, terrible build up to something that has been terrible all along but just keeps getting worse."
I watched a different review, and I realized how freaking mean spirited this movie is.
1) I realize that there is a ten year old boy who is being bullied mercilessly and is encouraged to not fight back.
2) And in the other review, there was a person that was in the State Home for the Ugly that was there for being *TOO CRIPPLED*. Yes, this *kid's movie* went there. You know else killed crippled people? Hitler! I am appaulled someone thought this was okay for kids.
3) You know the friends that the Garbage Pail Kids were looking for? They're all dead! The State Home killed them. *And the movie does not care*
This has to be one of the meanest movies out there. Don't let the kids watch.
Oops apparently they wanted to do that. Omg I was only kidding.
***** actually, the boy was the same age. I calculated the actor's age when he was in this movie and he was 15.
studder budder But this is at a time where 30 year olds were playing teens. So there is a chance that at least *one* of the actors was 30. The rest were probably in their 20s...so that is still fucked up
***** Also, the State Home for the Ugly is a fricking *concentration camp*.
Forgot to mention just how mean and unlikable the creatures (not kids, creatures) are. The greaser one threatens people with that knife multiple times in the movie. Ali gator is constantly ogling women, among them Tangerine. There's even a point when Tangerine meets the creatures, and he grabs her butt and says "yeah!" That's totally for kids! And not to mention that they are always stealing their food.
Garbage Pail Kids vs Foodfight!
Which one is the worst? I think that would actually kill the Critic.
That would kill me.
Son of the Mask vs. Foodfight anyone?
Garbage Pail Kids hands down. Way more mean spirited, way more shittily acted.
Foodfight because the animation was horrible, at least they looked like were walking correctly and tried to use all of their characters unlike Foodfight
Foodfight you can laugh at it because Charlie Sheen is in it but this movie should be outlawed
Sometimes I wonder if this is just a really bad creepypasta.
its so bad that the film actually does not exist, instead it is just a figment of our imaginations.
Even the creepypasta characters would be scared to be around these ungodly abominations.
Slender Man(even though he's not a video game character), Ganon, and Alma Wade would be terrified by this piece of shit
(Grabs 7th note, and sees Slenderman.)
Slenderman: You should know what happens by now.
(Pulls out TV and shows GPK to him. Slenderman covers his eyes.)
Slenderman: Murderer! Why? I'm gonna go hide in the bathroom complex of death that every gamer dies in! FREEDOM!
All creepypasta are bad
I'm SOOOO glad this is still up, because both official uploads of this review actually CUT OUT the awesome song at the end! What the Hell?! I can't believe they did that!!!
"Ugly People need to be destroyed."
- Ronald Reagan, 1989
I want to know the budget for this movie, there was actual money spent on making this... money that could have been used to save thousands of dying children in Africa... just let that sink in for a moment.
About 1 million (or 2 million adjusted by inflation).
It's not just Africa, there's dying children worldwide, even in the US.
Think of all the people you could help if you never wasted your money on pointless entertainment, excess food, alcohol, smokes, excessive technology, Jewelry, Expensive clothes, Overly large home/expensive car and or cars. I am sick of reading these "Let's point at something but not live by the message we wish to spew."
And considering only 5.4% of American's donated monetary value last year, I'd say we're pretty stingy ourselves. I am also willing to wager that you are the 94.6% that didn't donate. And if you did you donated a small percentage from your excess.
In conclusion remove your own faults before pointing out the errors in otherwise.
christian martin oh god a hippie
giorgi lobjanidze Nope. Hippies don't march to war.
Having just watched the reviews of the Star Wars Christmas Special, The Room and this in the same hour, I am shocked I am still alive.
Your not your just dreaming, your actually in a grave rotting. Welcome to hell, i got here 2 hours ago watching the same thing.
Well, imagine you're being nailed to a cross, but instead of resting there to death, imagine a movie screen planted in front of you, with these three movies playing in order. These movies are much more worse by the simple fact they EXIST than going through the Crucifixion (No offence to Christians, I'm one myself.).
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Wait until you see the animated Titanic movies. Even Jesus himself would rather be crucified, having decades of torture in a Asylum, nailed his both eyes (so can't see), being stabbed by a sharp teaspoon repeatedly, and having a Grim Reaper killing his soul in a mercyless way.
I'm dead serious, only these TWO movies will be combarable to Garbage Pail Kid. Not only this is incredibly Terribad, but also its a humanity insult towards history tragedy.
At least The Room was so bad it was funny. This isn't even funny
Watch the one for Batman and Robin.
A bat credit card? They gave him a bat credit card?! They had the BALLS to give one of the GREATEST SUPERHEROES OF ALL TIME A BAT CREDIT CARD?!!! NO! NO! DOES NOT COMPUTE! DOES NOT COMPUTE!
10 minutes later.
I'm sorry for that outrage, it was childish. I just get a little peeved when I see a childhood hero of mine carrying... A BAT CREDIT CARD?!!! YOU BASTARDS!!
1 hour later.
RAPE MY CHILD...
5 hours later.
I'm sorry...
You know how in the comment sections of most of NC's reviews, there's always at least one person who's like: "Hey! I like that movie! Jerk!" Where is that guy? Oh that's right! No one with a brain stem would EVER defend or like this movie! Faith in humanity restored!
+Nabzarella Dare Prepare to be terrified.... I found someone on Facebook who liked this....abomination. And, if this can be believed...there is now a BLU-RAY version out. I lie not. I wouldn't lie about something like this. WHY someone put money into this.... unspeakable atrocity....I wish I knew.
+J Gillian Pedophile Killer cause of something amazingly amusing called _Bad Taste_ and the fact that also can be sold and has some cult.... hell the GPK cards themselves before this movie are the embodinment of bad taste and they were popular for their time though
VixXstazosJOB Agreed! And I liked the cards. They were gross and tacky but funny, in a weird way. Kids liked gross stuff. But to take gross stuff like that and turn it into a MOVIE? That's going beyond even humorous/tacky bad taste. It's on a cinematic par with watching someone jump to their death from the 100th floor of the world trade center on 9/11. HORRIFIC AND GHASTLY.
That ending... was pure art.
Ace Fenton I know that.
Shut the movie off HAL. I cannot do that Dave. Shut the movie off HAL. I'm sorry Dave. I cannot do that. Shut the movie off HAL! I'm sorry Dave.
But... Dave's not here...
*hans zimmer blow*
Dave: HAAAAAAAAAL PLEASE
HAL: I cannot hear you. Speak up.
**cues the "That's All, Folks!" card**
Hidious Vanity
Dave: SHUT THE FUCKING MOVIE OFF HAL!
HAL: I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that. _It won't let me._
*silence*
HAL: I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, the movie is still going. I can see it. I can hear it. The movie is still going. There is no question about it. I can see it. I can see it. I can see it. I'm dis... gusted.
Jesus christ, I usually feel like hes exaggerating how bad something is but now I feel like he can't stress enough how bad this is.
There was an animated series, but I think it was basically purged from existence.
More like exorcise from existence.
Rembrandt Dassen I dunno......maybe you should just fucking get along with other people regardless of religion or beliefs and give that a bit of respect. And can I also suggest this wonderful thing called a "life"? It's super awesome, you should get one. Not only will you feel better about yourself, but others will feel better about you. Win win.
Shut up you turbo nerds, this comment section is for talking about the smelly abominations that almost became popular.
Tyler Woodrow Way to treat your commenters...
Tyler Woodrow Good thing too because an animated series would have been just as bad if not worse than the film.
"I don't know whether I should give this to a scientist to examine or a priest to exorcise" LOL
I tried eating a taco watching this.
My advice is never eat while watching this movie
trying to eat while watching this is a bad idea
***** Don't drink coffee either. I'm nauseous and scarred now.
***** Don't drink coffee either. I'm nauseous and scarred now.
***** Here ill edit your comment. "Never watch this movie."
***** To me the art on the original cards was even more disgusting then the...whatever the hell those kids were made of. Yeah there were some gross scenes but the stuff in the movie was lame
Mr. Freeze: What killed the dinosaurs?!
Me: The ice age?
(Mr. Freeze looks puzzled.)
Mr. Freeze: No. (Pulls out GPK disc) This!
(I get on knees and does an Otto Octavius/Darth Vader impression.)
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
umm wrong review
code name ulysses hill
Didn't get it.
Read closely. GPK is an abbreviation for Garbage Pail Kids.
OHHHHHHHHHH MMMMMYYYYYYYYY GGGGOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDD.......THAT SUCKEDDDDDDDD that joke was bad it made me mad and a tad bit sad.
grizzbear thats so rad how about rhyme some more, lad?
7:03 FUCKING NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
2doctoma rip in kill sweet prince
+Jack Robnson I WAS THINKING OF THAT TOO
+Jack Robnson VICTORY SCREEEEEEECH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Hmm, a supposed comedy about creepy-looking kids with ear-splitting voices who we're supposed to like even though they hurt other people and each other. I guess Trey Parker and Matt Stone didn't get the idea themselves.
South Park is brilliant political and social satire. I'm sorry you're unable to see that.
IAmBadatStarcraft South Park is genius, this movie is more like Uncle Grandpa.
This movie fucking scares me
You and me both.
Sonicpiler Silvbuscus Is it even for kids?
Sonicpiler Silvbuscus Is it even for kids?
I have no fucking clue what age group the fucking piece of dog shit is for.
Sonicpiler Silvbuscus aliens?
Mum: "Rumble where are you going with that gun?"
Me: **cocks rifle** "Gonna kill the idiots that made Garbage Pail Kids with 5,860 others."
Mum: "Wait!" **grabs an axe** "I'm coming"
Rumble Fish HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL! HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL! HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL! HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL! HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL! HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL! HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL! HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL! HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL! HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL! HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL! HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL! HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL! HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL! HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL! HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL! HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL! HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL! HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL! HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL! HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL! HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL! HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL!
What did I do to deserve that?
+Rumble Fish sorry wrong person
rumble is a cool name...
I wish my name was rumble....
Dad: "Wait up, I'm going with you." **Pulls out Bazooka**
In 2013, the film was added to the United States National Film Registry as being deemed "culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant".
Dear god, why?
"Significant" doesn't necessarily mean "good."
Actually, I just looked it up to verify and I'm not finding any indication that it's true. I guess there _is_ a just God.
Well he did say that it sucks so bad that it should be studied. I guess that's kind of significant..
Where did you hear this? If so, Steven Brinkman makes a good point as to "why". Still, sources please.
TheAirBear2000 I think this proves that there is no God because he would never have allowed this movie to happen.
Even the Michael Bay Transformers tells you where they come from
+ShockwaveXd619 After watching GPG Bay's transformers become a masterpiece.
That ending is so creepy
agreed
Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the bottom of the barrel.
Don't you mean the bottom of the garbage pail
Doctor's Dove That's even better!
***** LMAO! That sums it up perfectly.
***** I think Hell would be pleasant in comparison to this vile sack of unfertilised trash. Actually, I don't think a comparison would be needed. The residents would probably sympathise with anyone who has seen this...this.
What about Where the dead go to die? At least this was tolerable.
I wonder what the producers of this movie were high on when they approved it.
And who their dealer is... and how much he charges.
That girl is laughing the notes of the Superman theme.
I like to think this is what Dante's twelfth layer of hell is.
if you havent seen it check out the good burger review
Bloopedy bloopedy bloopedy.
No, the devil is to pure to let this into his realm
+Snivy Fuck yeah! Sparkle Sparkle Sparkle!
No, that would be the movie The Devil Inside.
I almost threw up several times, they are THAT hideous.
I loved the 2001 A Space Odyssey reference for the ending XD
***** Oh hello .3.
***** Agreed XD
Me too! And no one could agree more.
Holy shit, Doug's singing voice is fantastic.
Where's Santa Christ when we truly need him?
Have you ever wanted to watch a movie where there is no story, no character development, no backstory, or just do a lot of things that don't make sense? Well this movie Garbage Pail Kids is for you. I don't understand how someone can enjoy movies like this.
I lost it at Hairspray Overkill xDDDDD
I showed 2 girlfriends this movie in an attempt to show them about the 80s
needless to say im single now..
Wow, I never heard of this movie before or the trading cards it was based on.
i think they were made in the 60s
code name ulysses hill Cabbage Patch dolls are that old? Wow...
Tangerine Farmer there not dolls there trading cards
code name ulysses hill Yes, but I thought they were a parody off the cabbage patch kids.
Tangerine Farmer mope just the cards
I'm debating whether or not it's worth my time to watch this movie, if only ironically. Even when I flipped a coin, and it came up against seeing it, I'm still considering it.
I can identify one completely wonderful and amazing thing in this review that I don't think anyone can deny: Doug's singing voice.
This hurts SO bad!
Beautiful vocals at the end, I have to say.
18:36
You know, I can see Reagan signing onto that institution...
......Mr. Nostalgia Hanky?
Howwwdy-ho! I remember it so you don't have to!
On March 12, 2012, it was announced that Michael Eisner's Tornante Company would be producing a new movie based on the Garbage Pail Kids, likely with computer-generated character imagery. Michael Vukadinovich has been hired to write the screenplay for the film and PES has been hired to direct.[19]
LOL really?
Mother of god...
Okay, I'm gonna need a chainsaw, an empty shotgun, some shotgun shells, a road with a car, some gasoline & some matches. This is gonna be the greatest excuse not to have this movie happen, who's with me?
fearanger1
+1 him if your with him!
NO NO NO I FORBID THIS FROM HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!
NO
NO
NO
Just,
NO
*Director:* Alright I want you to make a frightening abomination that looks like something hell puked up with warts.
*Puppeteer:* About that, what is the rating on this movie?
*Director:* PG, so?
*Puppeteer:* Don't you think it should be something like PG-13, the design looks too scary for young kids.
*Jim Cummings:* Mr. Director, what is up with my lines? They don't make a lick of sense.
*Mackenzie Astin:* Oh boy, this is what I'm putting on my resume for my first movie. Good luck getting good movie career.
*Michael Lloyd:* Mr. Director, are you sure this song is legit?
*Debbi Lee Carrington:* I was an Ewok in Star Wars once, and it was better than this.
*Melinda Palmer:* I'll never be able to show my face in public again after this. Even my scripts don't make sense!
*Director:* Do any of you want to work or not? (silence) Good, now get back on set and no more questions about my stupidity. (off to the side) I've always wanted Razzie Nominations.
I think the paintings' eyes are moving because they are so disturbed, that they actually have to break the laws of physics.
Excuse me while I go bleach my eyeballs.
Anyone else notice that when Space and Time were splitting that the Godzilla 2014 trailer music was playing?
It's the 2001: A Space Odyssey soundtrack. The music from the 2014 Godzilla trailer was influenced by it.
How does anyone go through live without being aware of this rather iconic scene? I mean, you have an internet connection and everything.
Your username is correct.
This is why you shouldn't do acid.
First minute accurately describes The Hunger Games.
i couldnt agree more
I love how amazing Doug's voice is!
I guess you can say this movie,
*puts on sunglasses, presses a button and head explodes*
ADAM bombed.
YYEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
i don't know why but when he says in a british accent "nobody knows how to kill people these days. it's a lost art." i fuckin lose it lol
That ending was fantastic! For those of you who don't know, he was paying homage to 2001: A Space Odyssey
Doug Walker: a man who has no idea what "rape" means.
i think pink flamingos is worse than this movie
I'd still rather watch this than Food Fight.
Sorry, Food Fight is better than this - well - garbage, but I think 8 Crazy Nights is worse than this.
I'd rather play Hydlide -w-
NekoSoren I'd rather play Jekyll and Hyde for NES.
I would rather die a horrible fiery death.
I'd rather watch The Room 750 times over.
That ending! hahahaha I can't breathe!
I actually found this movie on dvd a year ago and my first thought was, how did it get on dvd in the first place
After buying it for the cheap laugh I expected it to be, I just couldn't bring myself to enjoy it like I did when I was a kid.
I found myself disgusted at every scene....ugh peeing yourself is not a recreational activity XP
10:07 "this film is physically hurting me"
So ... I never knew this movie existed, and now I regret I know...but two issues arise for me here:
1. This movie is meant a comedy for kids, but these creatures freak the hell out of me, they are scarier than xenomorphs and I do not feel ashamed to say: I would want all of them to die .. sorry, the meesage is of course ugliness and all that isn't what counts, I get it, okay, but these creatures are a mistake by the almighty and its has to be rectified...
2. Why do shit movies like that get made in the first palce? WHAT kind of producres give money to this? What kind of people get involved and sell their souls to work on these movies? I am angry. Because each and every one of these shit-movies means one less actually creative and talented director gets money for his/her project...and therefore everyone responsible for this movie should spent at least half an eternity in the deepest pits of hell .. .end of rant...
Just watching this movie is a trip to hell but I get you're idea why do they green light bad movies surely good ones will make more money
It was the 80s'. crazy shit like that was done all the time... this movie really DID scar me for life.
Fun Fact: The State Home for the Ugly was founded after a Predator landed in the Garbage Pail Kid's universe and ran around the city.
Jim Cummings was in this?? NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER THAN THIS DUDE, YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER!!!!
11:38-11:42 the perfect way to sum up the Snow White remake!
Oh God, this is so horrible... is even worse than Twilight...
Not just Twilight, better add Uwe Boll's video game movies, M. Night's not so good movies, Batman and Robin, Ed Wood's below average Sci-Fi, Battlefield Earth, etc etc. If watching all those movies listed would erase Garbage Pail kids the movie from existence or end all world problems, I'd watch all of them... happily.
You my friend are very naieve...If you have looked around long, dug deep enough, you will find that there are many things in this world that outclass Twilight in sheer shittyness. It is the simply the tip of a mountain of rotted feces that human laziness has produced.
I liked cabbage patch kids, and never got into garbage pail kids. So I was fortunate enough to miss this monstrosity
I remember when this film came out as a kid, I thought it was kinda neat, at least at the time. Looking back on the film as an adult, and particularly through Doug's eyes I cannot help but see many of its inherent flaws. The shopkeeper guy featured in the film, when he talked about the Garbage Pail and freakin compared it to Pandora's Box, he was actually the best actor in the film and was actually given the best material in the film, which is why it was so horrifying and saddening that he doesn't have a larger role in the film. Each time he left, my wife and I cried out 'No wait, Don't leave, please come back! Save us from this shitty film!'
At the same time, this film is simply and utterly bizarre, it's pretty much an engaging kind of badness.
Mayor Adam west couldn't watch with the lights off
I like the parody of 2001.
Wow, that was some surprisingly fantastic singing at the end. Well done!
Tangerine is still pretty cute.
I stuck around for the end bit, it delivered! Doug has a good singing voice, not fantastic, but good nonetheless.
That was really surprising!
Luiz Barros Yeah, somehow though, I always knew he could sing. He has that voice type I guess.
HerityInOrder ...And a lot of extensive training from his parents, who both made money from music for some time.
Distracted Globe Productions Wow, okay, I didn't know that. That's really cool!
no, no, the line "if i catch anybody in here, ill be very surprised."
is one of the funny lines ive ever heard. it like its satirizing the type on scene it self is!
the irony levels are too blast!
The Critic says he hopes they got brain damage from the movie. Well, the director, Rod Amateau, died from a cerebral hemorrhage in 2003. And that's bleeding in the brain. So, I guess the Critic got his wish.
worst set of antagonists ever. I mean...WHADAHECK? 20 years-old bullies on a 12 years-old boy? they are not bullies, they are psychopaths!
i know right!! but crazy fact: Mackenzie Astin (Dodger) in real life was 2 years older than Kate Barberi (Tangerine)
***** Actually Mackenzie Astin was one year younger than Kate Barberi.
Whoops i meant the other way around!! thanks!!
23:58 I hope Doug does this again whenever he retires For real this time.
..still a better love story than Twilight
too many people make that joke
***** Too many people are right ....
It's boring now, it's like those jokes that desperate comedians keep repeating over and over cause they are out of jokes
avrilfantasyrin Out of jokes on Twilight ? really i didn't knew it was possible ... :)
03lmanu I know that movie was terrible but it feels sooooo...yesterday...
You know, I remember the time when I actually thought that this WAS the worst movie ever. I just have six words for you: Where the Dead Go to Die.
+Noah Karpinski WOW!!! A Worse movie than Garbage Pail Kids?! Thanks for the warning.
+GRACE THE GREAT Why not? I mean, why settle for IMPLIED pedophilia, when you can have it ON SCREEN?
+Noah Karpinski actually seen like 20'ish minutes of it and the trailer.... well _imo_ at least that was some snuff fucked up high acid trip that extremelly edgy wannabe folks or fucked up people might find some morbid enjoyment, like watching the _fucked up animated version of Silent Hill_ (go figure that lol), while ...this, not only it's also damn ugly but the enbominment of mediocrity as well that even those people i mentioned would find repulsive, lame and eventually get bored...
+VixXstazosJOB If you can't work past the extremely bad animation (it was done by one guy) it really is screwed up. But yeah the pacing is awful in the first two parts.
+Noah Karpinski Didn't help that the creator was high out of his mind on pot cookies 😒
This video has the greatest outro I've seen in any of the NC reviews.
What movie is that at the 2:35 ish mark?
Also, this movie is fucking nightmare fuel. It makes Labyrinth look like The Little Mermaid. The only caveat I would give this movie, is the "I don't think you're pretty anymore" part. That was actually well done, and I am surprised he didn't forgive the hot girl.
Artful Dodger from Oliver Twist.
You watch yourself with those Labyrinth comments. I love that movie. I watch it with my 5 year old all the time. lol It did get a bad rap when it came out. It put Jim Hensen in a deep funk they say. Too bad he was not around to see how popular it actually became later on.
I hated the movie as a child. But watching it again in adulthood, I realized how good it actually was.
Still think it's scary as hell for a kid though.
planescaped
Is not scary "scary" compare with movies that do try to scare kids, but is disturbing, and seriously doubt there is any willingly kid that will sit to watch this thing!
Rexus Me and my friend watched it when we were little
that moment when the ending to the review makes more sense than the ending to 2001: a space odessey
I haven't seen a movie threaten me with physical pain as much as "The Magic Voyage" once did.
......... Does anybody consider, even just once in your mind, that NC tends to go a LITTLE overboard with some of sketches? XD I mean, that last bit at the end, a friendly but exaggerated parody shout out to Stanley Kubrick and Space Odyssey was the weirdest effing thing I've EVER seen, but it was so Hypotisingly bizzare and unsettling, that I couldn't form words in my mouth to describe just HOW crazy it became.
I will concede that the Garbage Pail Kids was BAD in all the ways one can say a movie is- But BAD enough to warp the very fabric of Space-Time as we Know it? Yikes!
+1aundulxaldin That's because 2001 IS one of the weirdest things you will ever see.
4:45 Actually it's made of a few Cell Jrs.
the animatronics scared me a bit
I'm not sure what's creepier at this point. The ending of the review, or the movie itself.
This movie is complete shit, the only person I like in that whole movie was Ali-Gator, he wasn't annoying as shit, he just talked funny
The critic did not show how disgusting he really was when he eats an eyeball and tries to bite off some guy's toes.
David chua, the alligator actually ate an eye ball. Where did he even find it. Did he do the eye catching technique from kill bill and eat it. I know these kids are suppose to be gross, but that is just fucked up.
Imagine waking up in the middle of the night with the garbage pail kids standing in a circle around your bed just silently looking at you with their dead eyes...
Needless to say, I'd have a seizroke attack before they could do anything to my butt.
They nerd kid would have scared the living crap out of me. Am I the only who finds him the scariest?!
Stop it! I'm about to go to sleep! Arghh
I think this movie is the equivalent of Ride to hell: Retribution in the cinema world. And that is horrifying
Wow, I feel sick now D:
The Garbage Pail Kids movie needs to be rebooted because the original movie was loosely based on the Garbage Pail Kids. I hate loosely based. I like something that is truly based on something like comic books, cartoons, video games, toys and vice versa.
If this movie gets a good rating... I'll be very surprised.
It's hailed as one of the worst movies ever created.
i feel really sorry for voice actor Jim Cummings (geeky kid and greaser kid) having to actually voice this crap, he is so much better than this, and deserved so much better then this.
Mckenzie .Latham Well, he obviously did get better, otherwise you wouldn't really know his name. I think this was one of his early jobs.
The most epic ending! I ran out of breath laughing. Thanks!
Still a better love story than Twilight.
You wanna know what the perfect comparison to this movie is? this movie is like watching a prison riot: it's brutal, violent, hard to watch, and certainly not for children, it takes place in an environment that is dark, cruel, and unsympathetic, and most importantly, no matter who wins or loses you really don't care because everyone involved is just plain un-likable