Clapham Network Rail Audit! Security Call The Police & Fail
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- Опубликовано: 26 апр 2024
- Hi Guys
I came across this Network Rail site when having a wander around Clapham.
As such I decided to get my camera out and have a nosey.
Enjoy the video
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I think the police should be banned from getting free Greggs, McDonald's and other junk food and be made to pass an annual bleep fitness test.
Do they actually get free food!?
@@mobiuseno Yes 100% and there are many videos on YT showing it.
@@PINACI That's ridiculous! Going to check some out. Thanks
@@mobiuseno Google search UK police get free Mcdonalds. And Tyrant Finder UK has recorded police getting free food and drink as well as Auditing Britain and a few others on youtube too.
@PINACI Yeah, I look after them with a hot or cold drink. Always good to have marked car outside my business
He hasn't mastered the art of using an umbrella yet.
'its a criminal offence to use an umbrella when it's not raining'. Classic
A new super hero to add to the Marvel movies UMBRELLA MAN 😂😂😂😂
That flashing light on his bodycam could just as easily mean it’s on standby and a constant light meaning it’s recording. They absolutely do have to tell you at the first opportunity but they’re so badly trained and unintelligent.
If they don`t want their car filmed leave it at home. It is on the public highway being filmed every second of the day
When someone struggles with the most basic functions of an umbrella, you have to believe they're probably not the sharpest tool in the drawer.
Marty boy just dropped some Shit there. Mm,Mm,Mmmmm Brother, 🙏 keep it real ❤
People obsessed by others seeing their number plates. Maybe they should apply to get their plates on the inside of their cars.
That young officer hasn't been corrupted yet by the job
Police fitness standards are obviously not a priority anymore.
NOT WORK RAIL🤣🤣about right.
Police can't come out to burglaries, thefts, assaults etc but an innocent man with a camera doing nothing illegal and they are there in a flash! Good audit TLA and actually the two p.c's were better than most.
*Criminal Law Act 1967*
*Section 5*
(2) Where a person causes any wasteful employment of the police by knowingly making to any person a false report tending to show that an offence has been committed, or to give rise to apprehension for the safety of any persons or property, or tending to show that he has information material to any police inquiry, he shall be liable on summary conviction to imprisonment for not more than six months or to a fine of not more than level 4 on the standard scale [£2,500] or to both.
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*NPCC Body-Worn Video 2023*
*Section 3 - During Recording*
*Announcing and commencing recording*
Users should ensure that they check their camera at the start of their shift, and periodically during their shift to ensure it is functioning correctly and has sufficient battery. At the start of a recording, or as soon as practicable, the user is to make a verbal announcement that they are recording both visually and audibly. This announcement should be in clear understandable language, tailored to the subjects they are communicating with, considering any disabilities or impairments. Users should specifically ensure that this is complied with when operating in plain clothes, or in a private dwelling, as per the case of AB v Hampshire Constabulary, first decision under new IPT rules - The Investigatory Powers Tribunal
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Its amazin the quick response to an auditor but if a real crimes happening they're nowhere to be seen
Number plates are owned by DVLA and are for the public to be able to identify the vehicle. You would think a copper would know that. Waffling on about any number of reasons people don't want it online. Any wonder these people keep going on about it, when the police don't set them straight properly.
Poor initial interaction with the police, no identification from them, not informing that they’re filming you, yet they said, ‘people are concerned when you film them’
The space invaders in your country are SO aggressive and rude.
House gets burgled - police don't turn up. Film somewhere legally - police turn up within half an hour 🤬🤦♂️
The police turn up within 20 seconds when someone is filming legally when someone is stabbed and ends up half dead or buried nowhere to be seen that is correct
Walking about with a collapsed umbrella over his head...very strange behaviour 😮should have called the cops on him😂
Not even raining carrying an umbrella what a silly sausage
If it is indeed a secure building, why are they worried?
Nice cops. The reason why a lot of security guards hide their identity is because they are claiming full benefits and do not want to be recognised on film. Cars are the same if they are not insured and have no mot they don't want the vehicle on film 😂
How would one claim benefits when being employed on the books ?
Very personable coppers. Good one, thank you TLA
All Cops know full well that you don't have to give I.D., so why the fukc do they ask for it in the first place?
It happened to me just a month ago when 2 female PCs came to my block of flats looking for a person in the flat on the stairs just below me. They knocked his door and got no reply. Then, believe it or not, they knocked on MY door and asked if I knew him and where he might be. Of course (having seen plenty of 'Audits') all my answers were no idea, no idea, no idea.
You've guessed it was coming. ''Can I have your personal details Sir so I can put in my report who I've talked with?'' That line is so tired that perhaps Hendon should stop teaching it. Needless to say, my reply was ''No You Can't'' and sent them on their merry way with a cheery American import of ''Have A Nice Day''!!
I have to honestly admit to this fact, that before watching the many 'Audit' Channels, I would have been shit-scared when confronted by the Police to not ''answer their questions''. Since then I congratulate you all for educating we citizens as to our rights. Thank you all, especially AB, PTTP, DJ, and TLA.
Well said.
Same here m8.
Did they do you under sec 43 anyway?😂😂😂
The police need to stop asking members of the public not to film number plates as they are part of the public domain and as the Laughing auditor stated in the video you can only get tax and MOT as a member of the public they need to stop using this excuse.
obviously they don't do the fitness test on the police no more
Don’t film my car fam. Why not bruvva?
Why has that prat got an umbrella up in the sunshine for ?🤔🤔
Always good content TLA assured of that
Some folk are so nieve regardingthe law, a wiser man than myself once said "never underestimate the predictability of stupidity". Love your work TLA. 👍🏻
A flashing light on their uniforms means they are filming. The only way i know this is through watching auditors. Before that, a flashing light would not explain anything to me. They must verbalise an explanation for this. They can not assume people know what that means. So they are wrong. Again, police that dont know the basics of the job they get paid very well for. Disgusting.
They always disappear when there in the wrong.....but don't want to admit it.....well done buddy
The police were really descent and sensible which was good to see.
That's Clapham Junction, bottom of Lavender Hill, my manor 😮
🤔The presumption that everyone should know that a flashing red led on their cameras means it's on and recording worries me a bit, because I thought that on my electric toothbrush that means it needs recharging! 🤐 ... Or is it really secretly recording me?? 😲🤣
Flashing light "to me," would indicate it's on standby, shame they didn't let the guy know to give a false report to the police is also a crime.
That ugly grey building at the beginning is the Victoria Signalling Centre which is the major signalling centre which controls all of the railway signals from London Victoria station out to the likes of Croydon and other areas of outer South London.
Two decent coppers I thought, I noticed they didn't give one bit of advice, which is very rare. Umbrella Man should get "auditing plank of the week" Good video, TLA. 😂😂😂
I wouldn't tell him to have a nice day exactly the opposite 😢😢😢😊
And again these coppers film without telling you.
What great officers, definitely deserve some recognition TLA 👍
excellent material from the always excellent TLA
Cheers mate, always value your comments
Decent police interaction, but the pillock with the umbrella, really needs to get a life.
was he expecting rain with the brolly
most drug runners in their mercs dont like to be filmed for some strange reason ! no idea why !
~ Hi, great, thanks! You might have found The laughing Policeman!
Who designed this building Joseph Stalin?
You ALWAYS make me laugh and anxious for you.
I know it shouldn't, but it grinds my gears when I hear someone spouting nonsense in a foreign accent
Not Croydon or Clapham, it's Clapham Junction which is in Battersea. Clapham is a mile down the road, different borough and different postcode.
That dude doin the singin in the rain routine was fkn bizarre and hilarious. I bet he's a spooky kvnt roond the hoose at night.
Y do police think that these individuals own number plates when infact its the dvla.
Help? Yeah...pick the effing litter up!
Their always have enough time and resources for a man with a camera, burglary no chance to busy an under staffed you just couldn't make it up 😮
Oh no, they're too ashamed to come out asking for favors themselves now after the way they acted
27:19 Absolutely NO ONE knows the operating parameters of your specific brand and model number of YOUR BWC.
To me,
Red = standby or off
Green: standby or on
Great video, mate, and this is the way to do an audit/ recording on so-called public property 👍😂
Umberella man have aggression built into them!
James Corden finally found a new job
The red light flashing is no good to a person with sight issues. FFS Should be obvious. As bad as when they tell you that you can see their shoulder number on their shoulders. It’s your policy to announce it. So police that policy. Ego and not being seen to give ground is the real reason. Credit though to those two, they seemed sound. Shows the positive impact that auditing is having.
Is the pork on the right James corben haha
When the police ask what your intentions are? Are they hoping that your answer will lead to your arrest?
You need a shotgun mic so you needn't be near people to hear them gossiping and lying about you.
That guy 21mins ish. Can you ask him to move away!!
Surely these people need to go to school first, then understand English Law.
Imagine, another scenario! Someone could be hurt.
WOW!!!!
It appears that the entire met police are unaware of the guidelines on their bodyworn cameras, despite clear instructions being openly available online.
9/10 Officers 😁 Well done all round, shame about the camera. I only know about the flashing red light (because I am not colour blind, or blind) is because of you pesky Auditors 🤣 I was waiting for you TLA to pick that up. You don't miss a thing mate ! 10/10
Thanks Lee, always enjoy reading your comments mate
@@thelaughingauditor Love what you do TLA 🤗 Use them or lose them and I aint talking about my balls that don't fire anymore 😜🤫 Our rights in case you are a little slow 🤭🤗
Hey TLA, nice vid and not too much Drama ,good you Reminded the officers re notifying re switching on the bod cams.
I’m 60th lol just about to cut my grass and the laughing auditor popped up well grass with just have to wait another 30 min lol
Christ the police are getting bigger width ways. Some of who i think how could you run after someone. I have seen coppers here where i live with long hair. Must be turning into a Hippy police force.
Excellent behaviour coppers !
At lest these police officers were professional. Retired lifeboatman
After the initial contact with umbrella man does he not realise you are winding him up!
Officers done well. Nice to see in this day of age
Great stuff TLA
Why's he got an umbrella, I've heard the Sun can be vicious south of the River.
Beautiful blue sky 💙
Was that Mary Poppins with the Brolly!.
The guy asking you to speak to someone on his analogue phone should be wearing safety shoes working for the railways. Its a dangerous environment. None of them seem very professional but the guy in the white trainers was polite
i really enjoy your videos you are always calm and professional wheres some of those "new" auditors are just full of sh@t
you need a parabolic mic to zoom in on convos.
Pretty sure this is Clapham not Croydon
Defo not Croydon.
When was constable 3303 going to inform you that he'd activated his BWV ?
What's happening to the fitness standards of these kids coming through the gang?
That’s what I thought, but then made up for that with a Great Personality ❤
Hopefully the culture doesn't corrupt him. Still, i'd rather someone be able to chase someone down than sweet talk their missus
Network Rail more secure than some prisons, Why?
Signalling centre thats why!!
How did a suspicious person like that get inside the perimeter?
You would imagine that Network Rail would "TRAIN" .."Choo-Choo" their staff on their boundaries.
😂
Some sensible officers 👮♀️ maybe the penny has dropped😂
I still remember when catching a train was a pleasure not an expensive, complicated and unreliable ordeal!! Grate Britain! Yet another foreign English law expert....why do they come here?
Did the cop know it was Glasgow because you were wearing your "the rangers" top 😂😂😂
WATP
@@markdavidson9743 what does that even mean.
@@gerardcairns3864will you be going to the shops to buy bars of soap ?
@@markdavidson9743 what can I say, typical of your ilk.
Typical of your ilk, for trying to start an argument because someone had the addicity to make a comment that hurt your feelings.
That place looks worse than colditz prison... I wouldn't enjoy working there or living near that ugly looking place...
It's supposed to a hardened building, it is the brains of the underground doing much of the compute and remote switching.
No raindrops are falling on my head,As always Police ill come out to Big business the British Public not so much
"Its a criminal offense to video a Network Rail building" LMAO not in this country sonny.
Surely you're a Gers fan 💯%🔴⚪🔵🔴⚪🔵
Hope so too
Yes call the police and hand yourself in for being aggressive against someone outside your property boundary....
It's always the way with the space invaders. They want to remind you that you're an occupied nation and you're too polite and pacifistic to repulse their occupation.
Laughing Auditor meets the Laughing Policeman.
at least these 2 had common sense
I do security. I don't have no issues. Anybody coming to my site and making a video
Stalking his staff making out TLA is sex offender or something what a joke loooool😅😅😅😅😅
James corden has let himself go 😂
Who do these Network Rail goons think they are ?!😂
Quick quick ring the Police there's a wally with a brolly, total clown. 🤡