Jerma's Retirement Hair
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- Опубликовано: 16 янв 2024
- jerma shows off his retirement helmet hair, a shame he plans on shaving it all off, he looks really good with it, but i imagine the maintenance is annoying
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Jerma thinks the average human lifespan is 118
I think by 100 he means 100 percent
Ok nevermind he just straight up says a hundred years lol
He said it'll take 100 years to go bald. We live longer.
statically speaking, when he dies, considering he will die of natural causes, the human lifespan might actually be higher than that
Maybe for him
Although he is not human
Love that he calls himself bald 69,000 times but his hairline looks the same as it ever was.
hes starting to look like asmongold but like way healthier
Same as it ever was
@@war_tortoise8681 same as it ever was
@@apoIIc same as it ever was
@redmist6630 not a high bar tbh
he looks like he could be a renaissance era poet
That's exactly it omg
to grind or not to grind, that is the question
GET THIS MAN A CRAVAT STAT
He remains.
@@2minuss AS A PERFORMANCE ARTIST
he wants to be bald so bad but he's definitely not losing his hair anytime soon
that part was so silly. he has like 2% hairline recession
Im 21 and he has more hair than me. Density and quantity.
Dude trying to get into the bald hood but the bald rejects him.
I wish I wanted to be bald...
He actually looks more relaxed now that hes retiring. Hes in a better chair, more chill setup, getting the proper dad look, longer hair making him seem more chill for some reason. Love to see it
All the same behavior of a molting spider. Soon he will shed his skin and grow 6 legs.
@@peam9279 same behaviour of a small enemy spider
It’s the weed
duh that's why he retired lmao
He's retiring?
"985 hairs left" is a REAL message that I will never forget.
LMAO
984 now
He's gaslighting himself into thinking he's balding and that's hilarious ngl
lets be honest, chat gaslighted him into thinking he's balding
@@lrizzard true, he just fully internalised it lmao
lmao yeah it's like chat has affected him emotionally and given him insecurities@@MacinteuchPlus
He’s so obsessed with his own mortality and yet he consistently looks like he’s 25
@@Dabednego it's wild, he looks so good on a constant level
The thumbnail looks like 2 medieval peasants and one fool
Batman V Superman Lex Luther ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
LMAO
we are hitting babygirl levels that shouldn't even be possible
You spoke my mind dude
dude omg yes....
you were the only one brave enough to say what we were all thinking
he can ACTUALLY pull off a mullet, what the actual fuck
Jerma is a beautiful sexy beast of a man but he absolutely cannot pull off a mullet I’m sorry to break it to you 😕
@@8star331 he simultaneously can and cannot, which I am willing to give to him as the first person in history to do so
@@8star331 the only person to ever have pulled of a mullet is in your profile picture…
Jerma can shapeshift into a beautiful sexy beast@@8star331
debatable
Jerma gaslighting me into thinking ive changed is so him.
gaslighting is not real please stop making up words
@@mikadosannoji553 So you're saying that he's making up a word..... that's in the dictionary???
@@ZachBooradleybruh
@@ZachBooradley there isn't a single dictionary with that word, are you crazy?
@@ZachBooradley what? do you even know how you sound like right now? please dont embarass yourself with those "words" again
jerma is unironically the only streamer who can bring this much entertainment via him looking like a victorian era crackhead
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Opiumhead
Whoever it was who said ”DO A PASSION OF THE CHRIST STREAM” is genius, although i doubt nails will be enough to stop this DERANGED and DANGEROUS streamer
I’m so genuinely torn on whether I’d want Ludwig to be Judas and Ster to be Pontius Pilate or if I’d want Ludwig to be Pontius Pilate and Ster to be Judas.
@@marchwhitlock6455who would be Barabbas?
@@quinnsine1650 vinny
Please give me the timestamp I'm begging for it
DERANGED DELUSIONAL streamer NAILS HIMSELF to a REAL CROSS on stream
It’s amazing how he looks genuinely handsome no matter what he does with his appearance
It's all thanks to the moisture he puts on his face every day
Thats how he lures in his victims
@@b0t123blood
Pretty privilege
But he can still morph his face into a goblin in a split second if he wants to. Truly a master face sculptor.
Like half a year ago he said he was going to do a bit really long-term and he wasn't going to tell us what it was. I sometimes wonder if it's the hair because it's funny how long he gets iy
sometimes i wonder if it's his retirement that's the bit
During his Halls of Torment streams he said he wants to look "as gross as possible". He also recently said he looks "too gross". Close observers will realize that that is completely his own fault.
@@yesterday00I hope he never cuts the hair and grows a beard too. Can’t wait for homeless jerma
God I hope so @@Embre
i fully relate to the chatter who yelled "NISHIKI" exactly 10 seconds into him being on cam
LMAO
10 YEARS IN THE JOINT
That was my first thought
you called?
10 YEARS IN THE JOINT
The absolute gall on this man to call himself bald with some of the most luxurious locks I have ever seen on a man.
i've seen way too many men have luxurious hair. what gives man
It's wild how flaring out his hair *instantly* made him look like a young Weird Al to me
truly the true intersection of the typical cis white man venn diagram
5:16 I DIDNt KNOW!! IT WASNT ME!!!
The final stage of Jerma's evolution is live action Shaggy.
Hes such a stallion
🐴
Fr
too bad they won’t let him out of the stables after The Incident
Jerman thee stallion
@@mobiusren he's too much of a risk. Taking out 10 people in 3 seconds is no joke
everyone talks about how he's "balding" i dont really think he's actually balding, he just has long hair
thought I was balding too when my hair was getting long, it looks like it's receding even though it's not and I thought normal hair breakage was hair loss
@@kiiturii literally me these last few weeks xD
@@kiituriicrazy how it took a jerma rant for me to realize that maybe I’m not balding and it’s just the fact I grew out my hair
@@MinnVictusdon’t stress it fam
@@MinnVictus You're only definitely balding when the back of your head hair starts thinning and you eventually get a bald spot, the hairline receding when you hit 18 is a normal thing
You can tell he's always kinda wanted to grow out his hair, he's having fun with it
NEVER LET HIM NEAR A HAIRDRESSER EACH TIME A MAN CUTS HIS LONG HAIR AN ANGEL LOSES ITS WINGS!!!!!
I attribute 90% of his glow-up to the lactation chair; it's doing wonders for him
I hate you and I hate this comment and I hate this chair and I hate this pc and I hate this streamer
the what chair
@@livenishikireaction lactation
the what now
@@NamelessHollow22 the lactation chair
I like to think of jerma like Hayao Miyazaki; where he always says he’s going to be retiring but can’t fight the urge to put more content out into the world
3:57 Jerma is such a good actor and voice actor. This was enjoyable. I'd like to see it animated.
LOOOOVE when the prince takes a good look and says "Interesting..."
im in math class where its dead silent and it was so hard to hold in my laughter when he did that bit LOL
Yeah this clip is just asking to be animated
Being a legend takes time, time brings change.
And change is about 3.50 give it here
@@devontheundivided9815NOT AGAIN
A few months ago he mentioned that it would be funny if he just randomly streamed one day with long hair and a big scruffy beard out of nowhere, I wonder if he he committed to the bit
He looks like he had his sworn brother spend 10 years in the joint for him
you called?
Jerma is almost 40 and he has a stronger hairline than I did at 25, there is absolutely no balding on this guy
hes just to powerfull
hes turning into the 60 year old doctor
feudal lord hair
HELP
@@Radi_vvankerno
Jerma retiring is so fucking sad. There's barely anything left in my life that brings me happiness.
I thought he was just streaming a little less? Is he fully retiring?
@@Beowulf__ he's just streaming less and doing more stuff that he wants
@Beowulf__ dw he'd explicitly say if he was retiring and he'd let us know like a yr in advance. He's said that multiple times
He has my hair right now holy crap
I hope he returns it to you soon🙏🏾
u gotta get it back
Yeah he had my hair like a month ago lol.
Waiting for him to take my hair. Not my turn yet ig
he got it spot on with the prince he looks just like the gay prince in The Witcher who is also a dick
Jerma doesn’t realise some genetics leave people with thick hair ….throughout life and my grandfather reaching 90 still has hair and fkn good hair. I hope for the life of me that I have his head dna.
Yeah thats what i was thinking. My grandads hairlines great and the same area is still fully covered as when he was young, his hair is just not as thick as it used to be.
@@gooodmorning4526 tbf that is still male pattern baldness, it just differs for everyone. I think it's very rare that only some races are less likely to suffer from mpb, but most men and women generally have a sensitivity to DHT and lose their hair over time. Some dudes go bald in their 20's, others just have general thinning which manifests more later in life. Not everyone goes bald with it, some people don't even notice they have it.
everyone balds its just at different rates so some people can have it happening at such a slow rate that they effectively live their entire lives with no noticeable thinning
@@fireroc2 nah
Jerma looks like he's either gonna start playing the bass or scream in swedish about Mug root beer and grand dad.
Honestly he kinda rocks long hair, but somebody PLEASE get him a scrunchy or hair tie it feels like he doesnt know they exist LMAOO, also glad we got more jerma singing
He needs curtain bangs
This is so real
new Jerma just dropped
Jerma986
he's gorgeous
It’s unhealthy to be attracted to imaginary characters
@@B0wtieguy right, my bad
grogus
He's becoming Frieren. Next time we'll see him with elf ears.
Please the image this conjured is insane
Jermieren lets goo
i wanna see jerma with twintails
Frierma985
From peasant hair to warlock hair, slay m'lord slay
he has patrick bateman hair
I know it was a dumb gag, but when he said "maybe you've changed" I started crying.
feel this so hard
Is this the first time Jerma ever had hair this long? So Jerma's retirement arc is when he has long hair lol? Honestly I think the last time I've actually watched jerma was like 4 or 5 months ago? But it wasn't this long like damn he grew that and he looks good as always.
hes retiring to pursue his acting career as shaggy on the new live action scooby doo movie
@@mikadosannoji553 lmao
Longest it’s been before was the Hillary Clinton Hair Arc.
This is all an elaborate ruse to cosplay as a French aristocrat for the dodge a battle axe stream.
I was just thinking how he never delivered on that stream before he “retired.” I was also thinking does “retirement” mean no more big elaborate streams like dollhouse or baseball?
He actually kinda rocks it. I think he just seems to be healthy/ in a good space in general. Makes me happy to see
“10 years in the joint” haircut
you called?
Someone said he looks like Gale from bg3 and it's been affecting me since the stream ended
That would be me, I’m surprised people saw it ngl LMAO
I WAS THINKING THAT im so glad someone commented it
“beauty streamer andy” lmao
i love that he claims hes balding meanwhile his hairline hasnt changed in the 11 years ive been watching him
He looks like a 14th century German turnip farmer named Gunther
I can't believe that this streamer changes his iconic character design.
i hope he grows it down to his waist and becomes a princess and then does a feral animals stream
arthur morgan when you pomade the level 8 length hair
the distant laugh at 4:28
holly ❤
My queen
i like how he lists brushing his teeth and washing like that’s already too much
2:58 "Oh, yeah, I'm gonna brush my teeth, I'm gonna wash my b-" *ad break*
I thought he was boutta say "balls"
the way it would slay if it was styled differently
The way it slays now
The way he slays his victims
just messing with it made him instantly look hot, hes choosing to keep it goofy
he needs a medium sized beard and he'll instantly be the hottest dude on twittch
an half up half down would devour
yes feed him to the lions
someone said vampire and i couldnt agree more
Jerma is turning into his Elden Ring chatacter HOLY SHIT
haha love this guy
cult leader Jerma, manipulating us into balding
honestly, i always liked the way his hair looked before, but i would be so happy if he just kept this or even grew it longer, it kinda makes me a little sad that he's gonna cut it and never grow it out again. it looks so nice long. it would probably look really nice even longer.
Def wouldn't complain I'd he left it like for a little bit
During the house flipper stream he had it tied up but it fell out almost instantly and I was like "it just needs to be tied higher!!" And I still believe that. When you're growing your hair out you gotta start the process tying your hair up closer to the crown of your head instead of the start of your neck, because it's easier for the bangs to reach when it's higher on the head
crossing my fingers and hoping it gets to a Weird Al length
jerma is so real for talking about balding and freaking out in your 20s
SOMEBODY FUCKING SAID "CREAMED CORN HAIR" WHAT IN GOD'S NAME
he rockin da severus snape
complement him so he grows it long an beautiful
In my dark days monitoring the tiktok jermagirls they were practically begging the guy to get long hair like this
oh my god thats MY HAIR
no way, man loved Akira Nishikiyama so much he wanted to be him
It's funny I was worried about balding, then I got cancer, and lost all of it during chemo. 10/10 would recommend.. not the cancer part tho lol. Anyways on a new treatment now and any normal hair regrowth made me forget I was balding.
I'm happy Jerma is still making stuff.
Damn how are you now?? Did chemo helped you?
@@shamrous7368 right now I'm feeling pretty good. I started treatment in the hospital in the ICU so there is a big contrast from then to now. The first type of treatment helped a good bit for a time but now I've started a different treatment that's supposed to be just as good. IDK how it's doing quite yet. I'm seeing my oncologist soon to review my tests and see how it affected me.
jerma is 10 years older than me and im twice as bald as him
did you say 10 years
How the actual fk does his hair grow so fast I swear like a week ago it was like half this length.
Chat inducing body dismorphia into this man as always lol...
old andy
He has my hair when I’m too lazy to make it side parted or all the way to one side
If I had a nickel for every Jerma joke where he says "FEED THEM TO THE LIONS" I'd have two nickels...
which isn't alot but it's weird it happened twice
Finally going through his Danny Elfman phase 🙏
I was looking for this comment and I'm glad I did!
someone said girl hair
future trunks andy
having it pulled back like that, he is the spitting image of jerma985
I’m so glad to see the zoo is taking steps to better Jerma’s enclosure. He looks so much happier now!
somebody please tell jerma that isn't a mullet it's just long-ish hair omg
i love how the editor adjusts chat to seem like theyre reacting in real time lol, its like adjusted 6 seconds or so lol
There it is
he loons like every drunk uncle with that hair
These hair transplants for cyborgs are getting out of hand and I am furious.
Bro's got Severus Snape hair
he’s so dreamy
Jerma looks like a Lidl version of Geralt the Witcher, in a good way.
💀💀💀
I NEED germa to grow a moustache with the sideburns, full dutch van der linde
he's been eating bugs with that one doctor. from the powerwash stream
He looks like the weird uncanny midpoint between Wayneradiotv and late-Quarantine Bo Burnham
he needs to have a LARP stream and since I thought of it I get to be in it
mother is serving fallout 3 bob
Our little peasant boy 🥰🥰
postal 1 haircut