Worst line in movie history

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  • Опубликовано: 30 сен 2024
  • I think I died a little inside.
    Movie: bullet proof monk

Комментарии • 13 тыс.

  • @alixie8066
    @alixie8066 2 года назад +69286

    the fact that he was able to deliver that line without completely bursting into laughter is heroic

    • @WBaltimore
      @WBaltimore 2 года назад +562

      Could have done the take multiple times, but I agree. lol

    • @6shoresy9
      @6shoresy9 2 года назад +353

      The stiff-meister always delivers!

    • @jaketrat3725
      @jaketrat3725 2 года назад +53

      @@WBaltimore 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 it’s literally a movie this kid must be 12

    • @WBaltimore
      @WBaltimore 2 года назад +17

      @@jaketrat3725: Has to be. 🤦🏾‍♂️🤣

    • @kadecoleman4104
      @kadecoleman4104 2 года назад +6

      @James Stevens what are you British or something? It’s ‘paycheck’ you bozo 🙄😒

  • @skyshoesmith6098
    @skyshoesmith6098 2 года назад +47314

    I thought he was gonna say "Life doesn't always go to plan, so it's good to have a couple extra backup hotdogs"

    • @OutSpidey
      @OutSpidey 2 года назад +3328

      honestly that wouldve been a better line

    • @MADLADCOMICS
      @MADLADCOMICS 2 года назад +962

      That actually would have been good😂 missed oppertunity

    • @ronniemarshall7684
      @ronniemarshall7684 2 года назад +337

      I carry backup buns for my backup dogs

    • @QReviews_1
      @QReviews_1 2 года назад +111

      We have a winner

    • @bigstanko7391
      @bigstanko7391 2 года назад +190

      exactly, you might burn one or drop one in the fire... a youtube comment section can come up with a better metaphor

  • @bumblebeepicnic6917
    @bumblebeepicnic6917 2 года назад +8587

    The constant cut back to the older guy's "wtf" expression is killing me.
    edit: because apparently I don't know what a jump cut is. :/ (it is an abrupt transition between scenes, particularly to a later point in time, not in the same scene)

    • @nothanks8368
      @nothanks8368 2 года назад +9

      You deserve a comment

    • @TmacPlushVideos
      @TmacPlushVideos 2 года назад +8

      The Bible says that no one is a good person. We have all broken God's law the 10 commandments, we have all committed, lies, adultery, idolatry, and blasphemy. We deserve hell, but because of what Jesus did on the cross we can be forgiven. So if you Repent of your sins, change your wicked ways, and put your faith in Christ you will be written in the book of life. 👌 🙏Repentance is reviewing one's actions and feeling contrition or regret for past wrongs, which is accompanied by commitment to and actual actions that show and prove a change for the better.

    • @Jo-id9zm
      @Jo-id9zm 2 года назад +14

      The old guy is Chow Yun Fat, for what it’s worth

    • @TheCrazyCapMaster
      @TheCrazyCapMaster 2 года назад

      @@idjnqiodiqa4392 understandable, have a good day 🤣

    • @TmacPlushVideos
      @TmacPlushVideos 2 года назад

      @@idjnqiodiqa4392 please do cause I wanna see you in heaven not hear about you in hell.
      The Bible says that no one is a good person. We have all broken God's law the 10 commandments, we have all committed, lies, adultery, idolatry, and blasphemy. We deserve hell, but because of what Jesus did on the cross we can be forgiven. So if you Repent of your sins, and change your wicked ways, and put your faith in Christ you will be written in the book of life. 🙏
      Repentance is reviewing one's actions and feeling contrition or regret for past wrongs, which is accompanied by commitment to and actual actions that show and prove a change for the better.
      THE MILLION-DOLLAR QUESTION: Will you go to Heaven when you die? Have you lied, stolen, used God’s name in vain, or lusted (which Jesus said was adultery, Matthew. 5:28)? If so, God sees you as a liar, thief, blasphemer, and adulterer at heart. If you die in your sins, you will end up in a terrible place called Hell. But there's good news. Though we broke God's Law, Jesus paid the fine by dying on the cross: "For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believeth in Him should not perish but have everlasting life" (John. 3:16). Then Jesus rose from the dead and was seen by hundreds of eyewitnesses. He fulfilled all the prophecies of the promised Savior. Please, today, repent and trust Jesus, and God will forgive you and grant you the gift of eternal life (Ephesians. 2:8,9). Then, to show your gratitude, read the Bible daily and obey it, join a Christian church, and be baptized. Visit NeedGod.com and LivingWaters.com

  • @Sabrowsky
    @Sabrowsky Год назад +3833

    The fact that he was able to say that with a straight face is proof of how good an actor Sean William Scott is

    • @Samy-j9h
      @Samy-j9h Год назад

      Are you slow? This is a movie and they usually do multiple takes to get the right one... you worthless moron, you subhuman piece of trash

    • @rajch2000
      @rajch2000 Год назад

      @@Samy-j9h Okay bro we get it your mommy and daddy doesn't love you

    • @accelerationgate5089
      @accelerationgate5089 4 месяца назад +10

      or bad

    • @yoosh9034
      @yoosh9034 3 месяца назад +67

      Yeah, it blows my mind how he is able to so perfectly capture the same airhead jock persona in every single role he takes. Almost like he’s not acting at all. Incredible talent

    • @ryantalley5284
      @ryantalley5284 3 месяца назад +7

      That's NOT Guy Pearce!?

  • @postpwnmalone
    @postpwnmalone Год назад +20768

    Old dude looked like he had been waiting his entire life to hear Stifler's hotdog philosophy

    • @jameswhitley4101
      @jameswhitley4101 Год назад +71

      Well, it was the old man who introduced the paradox in the form of a Zen koan; the guy first saw it as a comment on consumerism (always got to get more) but this line was supposed to show character growth.

    • @Obamas_Elf
      @Obamas_Elf Год назад +88

      Is the old man Chow Yun Fat? He looks familiar.

    • @THE-BUNKEN-DRUM
      @THE-BUNKEN-DRUM Год назад +27

      ​@@Obamas_Elf: Yes.

    • @HelloKittyUwW07
      @HelloKittyUwW07 Год назад +8

      😂😂😂

    • @edwardsullivan5884
      @edwardsullivan5884 Год назад +30

      Life's like a box of hotdogs.. You don't know what you're gonna get.

  • @MrLordFireDragon
    @MrLordFireDragon 2 года назад +21550

    I'd be so impressed if he just said "Because it means you need to buy 4 bags of hotdogs and 5 bags of buns just to get an even amount of both." then refused to elaborate on the moral message and left.

    • @Bapuji42
      @Bapuji42 2 года назад +257

      You are correct, sir.

    • @doesntmatter2467
      @doesntmatter2467 2 года назад +489

      Would have been legitimately hilarious.

    • @rememberthiscomment7434
      @rememberthiscomment7434 2 года назад +85

      @@Bapuji42 he probably meant to say “equal” amount and not “even” amount, because 10 and 12 are already even

    • @thirsty7281
      @thirsty7281 2 года назад +258

      @@rememberthiscomment7434 Even can mean equal. Even numbers divided by 2 split "evenly". Its where it comes from.

    • @thirsty7281
      @thirsty7281 2 года назад +32

      Highly underrated comment.

  • @rhodanosaurus
    @rhodanosaurus 2 года назад +48190

    This sounds like something a 14 year old would write in their fanfic on wattpad thinking they are an absolute emo writing genius.

    • @thepoonhound3003
      @thepoonhound3003 2 года назад +502

      Yea but what Sean William Scott says is more optimistic than it is deep. The emo would make the much better point on the hotdog/hotdog bun fun fact as a cynical anti conformist view,
      Because they sell them like that so that u can't buy one pack of each even if u only want 1 packs worth of hot dogs. They're effectively obligating you to buy more than 1, even more than 3 packs (which is more than most people want) so that u don't waste either buns or hotdogs (dependant on what u have more of)

    • @PunishedPrince
      @PunishedPrince 2 года назад +49

      No?

    • @blazzinga595
      @blazzinga595 2 года назад +281

      No it's not. This is taken out of context. You can take any line in a movie and with a sarcastic condescending view you can make it sound stupider even if it's meant to be slightly comedic in nature.

    • @walkerx1813
      @walkerx1813 2 года назад +56

      At first I thought this video was going to be about how the hotdog companies want to make sure you always have exera hot dogs so you keep comong back to buy more buns or some economic conspiracy

    • @michaelotis223
      @michaelotis223 2 года назад +48

      The writing is soooooo 2000s

  • @chimeratheo1855
    @chimeratheo1855 3 месяца назад +307

    You had me until the last couple words. It's like the writer couldn't think of a way to tie it back together and just gave up.

    • @KingCarrot500
      @KingCarrot500 Месяц назад +4

      LITERALLY THIS.
      If it had said something to the tune of 'Sometimes it takes a few tries to get things just right, but you should keep at it.'
      Would still be a dreadfully cheesy line but, wouldn't be called worstest ever in a youtube video

    • @bobmcguffin5706
      @bobmcguffin5706 Месяц назад +1

      The character had a greater realisation than the writer was capable of

    • @jedijones
      @jedijones 23 дня назад

      The writers of this movie wrote Kung Fu Panda, but they had to bring on two other writers to rewrite it because the dialogue wasn't good.

    • @Johnny.Natural
      @Johnny.Natural 11 дней назад

      The fact is he didn't figure it out because hotdogs don't need to go with buns, you can eat hotdogs with chilis, fried rice, Stover toppings etc

  • @thestarseeker8196
    @thestarseeker8196 2 года назад +17662

    Imagine that this line is someone’s entire personality and way of speaking and now you’ve imagined one of my coworkers.

    • @Huh-kk1ng
      @Huh-kk1ng 2 года назад +456

      I’m so sorry 😂

    • @suchnothing
      @suchnothing 2 года назад +138

      No thank you

    • @MsHelloerz
      @MsHelloerz 2 года назад +37

      😂😂😂😂

    • @Allaiya.
      @Allaiya. 2 года назад +191

      I have a coworker like this though she tries to speak more bougie. And I’m just left wondering wtf does that even mean.

    • @eccentricjoe8786
      @eccentricjoe8786 2 года назад +113

      That sounds like a person I want to know honestly

  • @gabberr7671
    @gabberr7671 2 года назад +2396

    "Sometimes I'll start a sentence, and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way."

    • @6800Alex
      @6800Alex 2 года назад +28

      Hashtag ADHD

    • @homicidal85
      @homicidal85 2 года назад +18

      No, man. This is the best line in history.

    • @bdmotors1
      @bdmotors1 2 года назад +26

      -Micheal Scott

    • @richt3993
      @richt3993 2 года назад +45

      "Never, for any reason, ever, no matter where or who, for any reason..."

    • @jtmnyallbudsnoseeds
      @jtmnyallbudsnoseeds 2 года назад +7

      an improversation. improv conversation. Love "The Office" reference. Very fitting

  • @slappy8941
    @slappy8941 2 года назад +203747

    Everybody knows the reason that there are 10 hot dogs in a pack is because eight go into buns, and two go to the good boys who are patiently waiting and wagging their tails.

    • @Rixoli
      @Rixoli 2 года назад +3121

      fair

    • @doccholo905
      @doccholo905 2 года назад +5139

      I thought it was extra for the lonely girls 😜😂

    • @yeruchii7817
      @yeruchii7817 2 года назад +765

      Is this what I think is this?

    • @Sarah-qx4vz
      @Sarah-qx4vz 2 года назад +369

      Aw 🥰

    • @afez2752
      @afez2752 2 года назад +1654

      You always give hotdogs to hot dogs

  • @shakursteadman8169
    @shakursteadman8169 Год назад +362

    I want 0:19 seconds of my life back😅

    • @jackswanson3859
      @jackswanson3859 2 месяца назад +9

      Sounds like you need a hot dog

    • @boltonpete6093
      @boltonpete6093 19 дней назад +1

      But can you eat a hot dog in 19 seconds, that's the real question?

  • @MarxistKnight
    @MarxistKnight 2 года назад +23803

    I can’t believe a writer somewhere thought the discrepancy between the size of hot dog and hot dog bun packaging was a suitable vehicle to make a philosophical point about contentment.

    • @sk8razer
      @sk8razer 2 года назад +554

      I can't believe you have such a tenuous grasp on the concept of humor.

    • @LuMnOsITi
      @LuMnOsITi 2 года назад +206

      @@sk8razer you know what they say about glass houses...😂

    • @mikeweimer4783
      @mikeweimer4783 2 года назад +53

      Big shoes

    • @-.CELESTE.-
      @-.CELESTE.- 2 года назад

      SHUT UP WITH YOUR WISE AND ARTICULATED TRUTHS lol

    • @penguins.227
      @penguins.227 2 года назад +277

      Not contentment, but condiment.

  • @logicaldude3611
    @logicaldude3611 2 года назад +11351

    The acting is actually really good here, he comes across as though he truly thought this through and made a breakthrough zen discovery.

    • @houseofrae-vawn3875
      @houseofrae-vawn3875 2 года назад +15

      lol his first answer was wrong

    • @cosmicraysshotsintothelight
      @cosmicraysshotsintothelight 2 года назад +51

      He has thought that about himself in real life too, so it wasn't too hard to 'get into character'.

    • @rah-bee811
      @rah-bee811 2 года назад +4

      I forgot about this movie!

    • @littlemouse91019
      @littlemouse91019 2 года назад +6

      @@rah-bee811 what movie is this?

    • @danahayatt
      @danahayatt 2 года назад +10

      @@littlemouse91019 bulletproof monk

  • @suziecreamcheese211
    @suziecreamcheese211 2 года назад +10465

    It WAS a bad line but the actor still did a good job delivering it.

    • @DavesRange
      @DavesRange 2 года назад +367

      That's the Stifmeister

    • @Student____2025__1
      @Student____2025__1 2 года назад +55

      It’s a good line, Suzie.

    • @MayBlake_Channel
      @MayBlake_Channel 2 года назад +49

      True, true. Give credit where credit is due. (No rhyme intended)

    • @Nbj6
      @Nbj6 2 года назад +23

      Why DID you put the emphasis on that word for no reason?

    • @Wonkess_Chonkess
      @Wonkess_Chonkess 2 года назад +2

      I hope that's sarcasism.

  • @WordUnheard
    @WordUnheard 11 месяцев назад +746

    After this movie was released, that line brought about world peace, and we all ate hot dogs together, knowing we would always have hot dogs. Everyone clapped.

    • @OrbitalHybridization
      @OrbitalHybridization 3 месяца назад +14

      Until harambe was brutally murdered in 2016

    • @TheCupcakeEater554
      @TheCupcakeEater554 3 месяца назад +2

      Ayo 🤨🤨🤨🤨

    • @cabdude2
      @cabdude2 3 месяца назад +6

      And that hot dog's name? Albert Einstein.

    • @Mindartcreativity
      @Mindartcreativity 3 месяца назад

      @@OrbitalHybridization Fuck Harambe. You probably support Hamas too?

    • @dustintacohands1107
      @dustintacohands1107 2 месяца назад

      Hotdogs have killed so many rip hotdogs choking victims

  • @ChunkyMoon
    @ChunkyMoon 2 года назад +5752

    This really took 11 years to be recommended to me

  • @TuberTugger
    @TuberTugger 2 года назад +7417

    "I finally figured it out. Lines in movies don't always go according to plan so be happy with what you got"

    • @yogurtpimp
      @yogurtpimp 2 года назад +68

      Cause you can always have a hotdog either way.

    • @redpepper74
      @redpepper74 2 года назад +12

      Just re-shoot the scene with a different line???

    • @wheeliebin18
      @wheeliebin18 2 года назад +21

      "I finally figured it out. RUclips comments don't always go according to plan so be happy with what you got"

    • @cozmorio
      @cozmorio 2 года назад +16

      "Life is like a box of chocolates. Unless you only got hotdogs. Then it's like a box of hotdogs."

    • @kingjerry213
      @kingjerry213 2 года назад +1

      top tier comment

  • @olddog4090
    @olddog4090 2 года назад +9476

    I love that he starts the line saying “So I’ve figured it out” As if he’d been pondering why hot dogs come in a package of ten and buns in a package of 8.

    • @SirAngusSteele
      @SirAngusSteele 2 года назад +277

      He had.

    • @gregmicheals6231
      @gregmicheals6231 2 года назад +266

      He was. The other guy questioned him on it earlier in the movie.

    • @Del-Dokan
      @Del-Dokan 2 года назад +35

      He's got his priorities straight

    • @youknowwhoyouare2269
      @youknowwhoyouare2269 2 года назад +45

      @@gregmicheals6231 it's wild how they're looking for words of wisdom, when his other character- Stifler, was just a few friends removed from penetrating a pie

    • @247monsteraddict
      @247monsteraddict 2 года назад +32

      It was a plot point in the movie

  • @superslimjim6483
    @superslimjim6483 3 месяца назад +451

    Bro looks like the Deep.

    • @bananaballs3205
      @bananaballs3205 3 месяца назад

      I thought so too

    • @Rattrap007
      @Rattrap007 3 месяца назад +13

      I thought the same thing! I thought it was him for a second before realizing it was SWS.

    • @me-jd2ky
      @me-jd2ky 3 месяца назад +40

      Sounds like something he'd say

    • @axeljones8456
      @axeljones8456 3 месяца назад +2

      I know right

    • @ruthlesscutthroat4030
      @ruthlesscutthroat4030 3 месяца назад +23

      the deep is basically stifler in a fish body.

  • @travis_mitchell
    @travis_mitchell 2 года назад +14841

    “You wake up after a few years thinking you're a winner, but you're not. You're really a loser.”-Rocky III
    "I'm gonna torture him. I'm gonna crucify him. Real bad."- Also Rocky III

    • @DaneofHalves
      @DaneofHalves 2 года назад +85

      LOL🤣

    • @johnnysins3795
      @johnnysins3795 2 года назад +845

      “You wake up after a few years thinking you're a winner, but you're not. You're really a weiner”-Rocky III

    • @johngurwitz5203
      @johngurwitz5203 2 года назад

      @@johnnysins3795 *wiener. Now you have to eat one

    • @no-browentertainment9720
      @no-browentertainment9720 2 года назад +369

      “You know, you got a big mouth, you know?”
      Rocky III

    • @johnnysins3795
      @johnnysins3795 2 года назад +39

      @@no-browentertainment9720 you know you onow

  • @OfficialRedTeamReview
    @OfficialRedTeamReview 2 года назад +9225

    I thought the worst line in film history is from Mortal Kombat: Annihilation
    "mother...you're alive"
    "Too bad *you* ....will die"

    • @RocStarr913
      @RocStarr913 2 года назад +487

      More like poor acting delivery than a bad line.

    • @Bernadottee
      @Bernadottee 2 года назад +246

      "NOT THE BEES NOT THE BEES AAAAAAAAAH"

    • @solarblitz4524
      @solarblitz4524 2 года назад +58

      "If those bars kept me away from you Sheeva, I would welcome them!"

    • @mr.herobrinegaming844
      @mr.herobrinegaming844 2 года назад +294

      Nah the worst acting was:
      *"My dog stepped on a bee"*

    • @johansmallberries9874
      @johansmallberries9874 2 года назад +69

      It’s a bad line, but at least it makes sense. This, on the other hand..

  • @beep-beep
    @beep-beep 2 года назад +8528

    This is so inspirational. Even if you don’t plan on it, life has a funny way of sneaking two extra glizzies into the cookout.

  • @brokenibbadetector
    @brokenibbadetector Год назад +201

    Glad youtube recommended this 13 years later

    • @finn-if8oq
      @finn-if8oq 3 месяца назад +1

      Movie was 21 years ago

    • @OdintheAll-Father-v4t
      @OdintheAll-Father-v4t 2 месяца назад +2

      @@finn-if8oqand this video was uploaded 13 years ago

    • @finn-if8oq
      @finn-if8oq 2 месяца назад

      @@OdintheAll-Father-v4t Oh my bad

    • @alexbork4250
      @alexbork4250 2 месяца назад

      @@finn-if8oq you're wrong in so many aspects of hot-dogs

    • @JesseGMan7
      @JesseGMan7 7 дней назад

      Try 14 for me

  • @marzzbar
    @marzzbar 8 лет назад +4782

    For anyone who scoured the comments like me and couldn't find the name of this movie, it's apparently Bulletproof Monk

    • @thisisnotachannel
      @thisisnotachannel 2 года назад +190

      Huh. I thought it would've been called "Shitty Movie".
      You know, like "Scary Movie" or "Date Movie"?

    • @gwen8352
      @gwen8352 2 года назад +90

      I saw this shitty movie in theaters when I was in middle school.

    • @southmage4350
      @southmage4350 2 года назад +73

      @@thisisnotachannel scary movie aint shitty i mean the last one is tho

    • @McShag420
      @McShag420 2 года назад +6

      People don't care.

    • @Terrapin22
      @Terrapin22 2 года назад +17

      I used to see this shit on cable all the time. FX or whatever.

  • @ClassicBoxingMatches
    @ClassicBoxingMatches 2 года назад +10364

    "what happens when a toad gets struck by lightening? same as anything else." - Storm (X-men, 2000)

    • @mendalz
      @mendalz 2 года назад +699

      haha yeah. it made no sense because it was linked to another scene that ended up deleted from the final cut. Had they not deleted the scene it would have been a witty one liner.

    • @annachmielewska4572
      @annachmielewska4572 2 года назад +14

      🤣

    • @lis2154
      @lis2154 2 года назад +41

      Yyyeeessss! It was so stupid

    • @shane4705
      @shane4705 2 года назад +64

      Ugh I almost forgot that line....

    • @simonjohnston3100
      @simonjohnston3100 2 года назад +10

      😮‍💨

  • @ThokerWasim
    @ThokerWasim 2 года назад +17378

    Can't beat "Somehow Palpatine returned".

    • @mashin4104
      @mashin4104 2 года назад +1159

      Yeah but that line in itself isn´t bad. It makes sense the Poe, a mostly regular resistance pilot would have no idea how Palpatine returned. The problem was that they then never told us how he came back, "somehow Palpatine returned" was all we got.

    • @krovarus1911
      @krovarus1911 2 года назад +223

      @@mashin4104 Seeing all the clones in his hideout made me think he probably had a clone made and essence transferred into it or something. But yeah, no reason Poe would know anything about like sith alchemy

    • @sebastianimation6100
      @sebastianimation6100 2 года назад +388

      @@krovarus1911 "Cloning, secrets only the sith knew"
      Of course

    • @arturobandini4078
      @arturobandini4078 2 года назад +61

      Well, the fact is, "somehow" he did return. The absence of a plausible explanation just intensifies the intrigue and excitement.

    • @hefoughtabear118
      @hefoughtabear118 2 года назад +126

      Nah "My heart is beating, hoping that kiss will not become a scar" is 10 times worse especially since that line somehow helps him get natalie portman

  • @sleven8013
    @sleven8013 3 месяца назад +49

    When life gives you hot dogs make lemonade.

    • @RealistGunner
      @RealistGunner 2 месяца назад +1

      You’re clearly incompetent.

    • @telmolicious
      @telmolicious 2 месяца назад +3

      @@RealistGunnerYou’re clearly a bore.

    • @RealistGunner
      @RealistGunner 2 месяца назад

      @@telmolicious You’re also illiterate.

    • @cigoLxeL
      @cigoLxeL Месяц назад

      @@RealistGunner Oh, fuck off. How am I supposed to enjoy these hot dogs life gave me with no lemonade?

  • @spectrevampire
    @spectrevampire 2 года назад +10768

    Sean William Scott is and always will be a national treasure.

    • @Snyder9e
      @Snyder9e Год назад +41

      You say that about guacamole also. It has no value, Vincent!

    • @SGC90-t5y
      @SGC90-t5y Год назад +16

      Too bad he's cancelled.

    • @Snyder9e
      @Snyder9e Год назад +73

      @@SGC90-t5y expand on that

    • @damitzdesign
      @damitzdesign Год назад +33

      @@SGC90-t5yWhat you mean?

    • @bc5653
      @bc5653 Год назад +6

      I totally mistook him for Chris pine

  • @candiigurl7893
    @candiigurl7893 2 года назад +8845

    Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except for when those shavings are in a pail, then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

    • @audingalindo3152
      @audingalindo3152 2 года назад +94

      The gang's all here. :')

    • @thomasflores7817
      @thomasflores7817 2 года назад +129

      It gets funnier when you look up if there’s a difference between a bucket and pail, there’s not.

    • @brandonveltri2825
      @brandonveltri2825 2 года назад +91

      You know, that story really speaks to me

    • @joshmorningstar6631
      @joshmorningstar6631 2 года назад +59

      MEATBALL! MEATBALL! Spaghetti underneath. RAVIOLI RAVIOLI GREAT BARRIER REEF!

    • @MediHusky
      @MediHusky 2 года назад +4

      That's life.

  • @sk8iny0
    @sk8iny0 Год назад +5114

    My favourite part is how the camera angle makes them look super far away

    • @gorgolyt
      @gorgolyt 3 месяца назад +310

      Clip should have finished with a wide shot and the old guy just yells "WHAT?"

    • @MatthewJarvis-zw2sz
      @MatthewJarvis-zw2sz 3 месяца назад +78

      The cringe of this line was so great that the cameraman had to maintain a safe separation of at least 100 feet from the line delivery in order to avoid dropping dead from massive second hand embarrassment. As it turns out, despite the precautions taken he did require minor medical treatment and an overnight stay in the hospital purely for observation, but he made a full recovery afterwards. Well, apart from the fact that he now has to avoid hot dogs for the rest of his life.....

    • @JB-xl2jc
      @JB-xl2jc 3 месяца назад +11

      Practically not even in hot dogging distance any longer

    • @Shaunshahriar
      @Shaunshahriar 3 месяца назад

      ​@@MatthewJarvis-zw2szHe aquired PTHD - post traumatic hotdog disorder.

    • @mrkiky
      @mrkiky 3 месяца назад +31

      The depth of field effect on the old guy is insane, it's like the background is censored.

  • @RaptorMan07
    @RaptorMan07 Год назад +228

    “Some how Palpatine returned”

    • @Cremig
      @Cremig 3 месяца назад +2

      Did you also read the top comment?

    • @i_i8924
      @i_i8924 3 месяца назад +2

      This is worse.

  • @amantedelmondo1787
    @amantedelmondo1787 2 года назад +3552

    The line is dumb and cringy but he said it in such a casual, laidback way that it was almost funny!

  • @atharvadeshpande4749
    @atharvadeshpande4749 Год назад +12308

    Honestly the line from that one Mortal Kombat movie, "Mother you're alive? Too bad you... Will die." Is still iconically horrendous.

    • @Frostiar
      @Frostiar Год назад +194

      Oh my god yes
      I haven't seen the movie but I've seen that clip before XD

    • @lonelyfinger
      @lonelyfinger Год назад +396

      The line was not terrible. It was the delivery

    • @redadamearth
      @redadamearth Год назад +323

      "Too bad; you will die" is not a bad line at all. It was just badly acted/delivered.

    • @johnnyhotrod
      @johnnyhotrod Год назад +22

      They wrecked that movie,horrible!

    • @b3ygghsas
      @b3ygghsas Год назад +126

      @@redadamearth No no, you got it wrong, it's not "too bad, you will die", that would've been better, it's "too bad you... will die"

  • @BIastwave.
    @BIastwave. 3 месяца назад +186

    Think of how many stoners saw this in theaters and thought it was deep

    • @yoshidinono8095
      @yoshidinono8095 3 месяца назад +9

      Broooooo, let's get a hot dog! Before we leave the theatre.
      Bro, you're a genius!
      I'm so fucking high!

    • @navirbox4913
      @navirbox4913 3 месяца назад +2

      @@yoshidinono8095 you ever been high? xD

    • @alabastercalhoun
      @alabastercalhoun 3 месяца назад

      @@navirbox4913yes right now

    • @greatcesari
      @greatcesari 3 месяца назад

      Nice unintentional pun. This is the same actor who plays Deep in the boys

    • @ecsix
      @ecsix 3 месяца назад +7

      @@greatcesari No it isn't. This is Sean William Scott from "The Bulletproof Monk." The Deep is played by Chace Crawford.

  • @kadi2420
    @kadi2420 2 года назад +3234

    Love how the old man puts up his finger at the end like; “yes! You finally found the true meaning of life.” As if that other guy didn’t just utter a spew of absolute nonsense.🤣

    • @shuboy05
      @shuboy05 2 года назад +26

      That is Chow Yun-Fat in makeup. I actually saw Bulletproof Monk in a theater.

    • @TequilaToothpick
      @TequilaToothpick 2 года назад +10

      Come on man, it's Chow Yun Fat

    • @Myaccisbanned
      @Myaccisbanned 2 года назад +2

      @@shuboy05 So did I, haha

    • @dustinreid9472
      @dustinreid9472 2 года назад +3

      @@TequilaToothpick who tf is that

    • @Torthrodhel
      @Torthrodhel 2 года назад

      "Yes! You finally found some true meaning of life bullshit so I can be done with you and move on to the next gullible sap."

  • @ricedumpling3987
    @ricedumpling3987 2 года назад +3688

    It doesnt matter how many Hotdogs he's got, whats important is that Stifler's mom gets some

    • @thedude7737
      @thedude7737 2 года назад +22

      am i supposed to know who the fuck that is

    • @squarerootgenius7111
      @squarerootgenius7111 2 года назад +166

      @@thedude7737 Yeah. If not, Google is a great tool. The comment was clearly not meant for you.

    • @saladhands1127
      @saladhands1127 2 года назад +34

      @@thedude7737 American pie character

    • @puljudefender
      @puljudefender 2 года назад +14

      @@thedude7737 uh yeah

    • @matrixphijr
      @matrixphijr 2 года назад +50

      @@thedude7737 I guess The Dude does not abide after all…

  • @luisettk4984
    @luisettk4984 2 года назад +2222

    He's clearly never experienced the highs and lows of highschool football

  • @Smoothjazzsundays
    @Smoothjazzsundays Месяц назад +9

    It’s the big bun industry forcing you to buy two packs of buns per one pack of dogs

  • @Tehstampede
    @Tehstampede Год назад +3989

    Nobody else could've delivered that line with such sincerity god bless you Sean William Scott

    • @kaphonie
      @kaphonie Год назад +16

      I had a feeling if I scrolled down the comment section long enough, someone would say something about the actors name xD thanks for helping me remember lol

    • @Travis3500
      @Travis3500 Год назад +2

      🙏🙏

    • @jevthompson9044
      @jevthompson9044 Год назад

      Please don't accept the digit@l currency or the Artifici@l intelligence (ai) system that is coming, it is against GOD. who have ears let him hear!!!!

    • @jevthompson9044
      @jevthompson9044 Год назад

      Don't take the v@ccine trust in the LORD ALMIGHTY and if you already taken it please pray to GOD about it because it is a deception.!!!

    • @jevthompson9044
      @jevthompson9044 Год назад +5

      JESUS is coming soon and JESUS is the only way to salvation accept JESUS as your LORD and SAVIOR today!!!.!!.

  • @fartkerson
    @fartkerson 2 года назад +4998

    Nothing in film history can ever be as bad as “It’s turkey time - gobble gobble!” They actually tried but this movie was intentionally stupid. An intentionally stupid movie gets a pass.

    • @adonisx82
      @adonisx82 2 года назад

      I disagree
      I think the turkey line is awesome
      If a chick said that to me I’d be so turned on 😂
      I think the first xmen has both the worst and best line
      Worst “know what happens to a toad when it gets struck by lightning? Same thing that happens to everything else” ( or whatever it is 😂
      And best: whoa, it’s me
      Prove it
      You’re a dick
      😂😂

    • @IAmTheDoctor00
      @IAmTheDoctor00 2 года назад +59

      Lol what is that line from ?
      And honestly I think any line from The Room is golden garbage.
      "How is your sex life ?" He asks that multiple times and the only person who should ask that I would guess is a therapist and I've never had a therapist ask me that so idk.

    • @AeolusOphion
      @AeolusOphion 2 года назад +12

      @@IAmTheDoctor00 bulletproof monk I think

    • @IAmTheDoctor00
      @IAmTheDoctor00 2 года назад +2

      @@AeolusOphion thank I gotta look that up I've never heard of it. I know I've heard the phrase though so maybe parody or something.

    • @LeighRemedios
      @LeighRemedios 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/wCQEs4uXbSc/видео.html

  • @SaintDamain
    @SaintDamain Год назад +2562

    “I figured it out. Why hot dogs come in packages of eight but hot dog buns come in packages of ten. It’s because a meat packing plant prepared the hot dogs and a bakery prepared the buns and they generally don’t give a shit about how many the other company packed in their product.”
    “You got it.”

    • @johnr797
      @johnr797 Год назад +135

      Nah they're colluding to have you buy 4 packs of buns and 5 packs of hot dogs every time.

    • @AnImperialGod
      @AnImperialGod Год назад +50

      @@johnr797Yep, so the customer keeps buying, and buying. Because he’ll always need either more hot dogs or hot dog buns.

    • @ConnorM2007
      @ConnorM2007 Год назад +25

      @@AnImperialGodor just eat the hotdogs without the bun

    • @clonecommandermike332
      @clonecommandermike332 Год назад +22

      ​@@ConnorM2007wait, that's illegal

    • @ConnorM2007
      @ConnorM2007 Год назад +11

      @@clonecommandermike332 I mean, if I’m buying the whole pack of hotdogs, I’m eating all of them no matter what.

  • @joaocena2281
    @joaocena2281 Год назад +14

    I was thinking it was because they wanted you to by one more bun package.

  • @anthonythompson2825
    @anthonythompson2825 2 года назад +1238

    he didn't even figure anything out lol. He basically just came to terms with there being different numbers of hot dogs and buns in packages

    • @St1ckY72
      @St1ckY72 2 года назад +43

      You know how many gurus and monks have come to this exact same deduction? Maybe there's something to it.

    • @gingeralebean5375
      @gingeralebean5375 2 года назад +32

      I’d like to imagine that this scene is at the end of whatever movie/show this is. And it took the guy the entire length of it to figure this out... whatever the fuck it means

    • @BlackSteelMagnum
      @BlackSteelMagnum 2 года назад +18

      @@gingeralebean5375 the movie is Bulletproof Monk and you would be correct.

    • @aristideregnier4883
      @aristideregnier4883 2 года назад

      "Came to terms"
      That's what he figured it out dumb dumb, lol. His character is smarter than you

    • @gemstar7286
      @gemstar7286 2 года назад

      What movie is this from?

  • @edoboleyn
    @edoboleyn 2 года назад +7618

    Keep in mind that this claim was made before someone wrote, directed, filmed, and edited, “Somehow Palpatine returned.”

    • @JelloFluoride
      @JelloFluoride 2 года назад +119

      Probably best comment

    • @lord_tony
      @lord_tony 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/ypP9ExQOrkc/видео.html

    • @Howleye
      @Howleye 2 года назад +54

      Totally underrated comment

    • @VoiceUnder
      @VoiceUnder 2 года назад +104

      Reminds me Homer's movie idea, the "killer robot driving instructor who travels back in time for some reason."

    • @schnake1541
      @schnake1541 2 года назад +8

      now whats funny is that there was a reason to why palpatine returned when that line was written

  • @bunnyskiddadle1477
    @bunnyskiddadle1477 2 года назад +2573

    One principle taught in film school: Even Oscar worthy acting cant save bad writing

    • @PJMack068
      @PJMack068 2 года назад +120

      At best, this is only Oscar Meyer worthy

    • @mrjuanderfuI
      @mrjuanderfuI 2 года назад +13

      @@PJMack068 Oscar Mayer*

    • @rowdyruffmojo
      @rowdyruffmojo 2 года назад +5

      what about in wayne's world when Charlton Heston saved the gas station scene??

    • @PKaye-ru2ks
      @PKaye-ru2ks 2 года назад +3

      I actually disagree. Summer of Sam has some dreadful, clunky writing, but the lead performances are strong enough to overcome them.

    • @Blinko
      @Blinko 2 года назад

      This got me good bro

  • @blazinbloke5896
    @blazinbloke5896 2 месяца назад +3

    Thats some real shit tho

  • @kipz100
    @kipz100 2 года назад +2161

    That’s exactly what I needed to hear rn. Life is crazy

    • @torinoconnor4296
      @torinoconnor4296 2 года назад +17

      Facts it really is
      We need to hear more things like this

    • @DeprivedofZZZ
      @DeprivedofZZZ 2 года назад +31

      I have extreme diarrhea

    • @Carlos1234jfk
      @Carlos1234jfk 2 года назад +5

      Yes it is. Now go get yourself a 🌭

    • @123rockstar2010
      @123rockstar2010 2 года назад +2

      Life doesn’t always work according to plan, but we have to make the best out of it, cuz we only have one.

    • @troytellsit493
      @troytellsit493 2 года назад

      @@torinoconnor4296 absolute stupidity?

  • @blueredingreen
    @blueredingreen Год назад +2365

    You may have been expecting this line to have been some great moral. But the thing is, life doesn't always work out according to plan. So, be happy with what you've got, 'cause you can always get a hotdog.

    • @davenotstaine5646
      @davenotstaine5646 Год назад +46

      STOP 😭

    • @jevthompson9044
      @jevthompson9044 Год назад

      Please don't accept the digit@l currency or the Artifici@l intelligence (ai) system that is coming, it is against GOD. who have ears let him hear!

    • @jevthompson9044
      @jevthompson9044 Год назад +14

      JESUS is coming soon and JESUS is the only way to salvation accept JESUS as your LORD and SAVIOR today!!!.

    • @jevthompson9044
      @jevthompson9044 Год назад

      Don't take the v@ccine trust in the LORD ALMIGHTY and if you already taken it please pray to GOD about it because it is a deception.

    • @lucidrubix3627
      @lucidrubix3627 Год назад

      @@jevthompson9044but I got a HOTDOG 😭

  • @whatifgaming1661
    @whatifgaming1661 2 года назад +2981

    "Your the worst movie line ive ever heard of."
    "But you have heard of me."

    • @Beto-us6tl
      @Beto-us6tl 2 года назад +67

      You’re*

    • @DrDiabolical000
      @DrDiabolical000 2 года назад

      @@Beto-us6tl man SHUT THE FUCKKKKKK UP
      dam I just wanted to say that

    • @mikaeelali6534
      @mikaeelali6534 2 года назад +39

      Captain jack sparrow

    • @rachels.1332
      @rachels.1332 2 года назад +3

      Any german people here who read this with Mark Uwes voice the way he said it to the security guard at the airport?

    • @DaeDaeDotNet
      @DaeDaeDotNet 2 года назад

      Spot on

  • @Craig-j2e
    @Craig-j2e Месяц назад +4

    He was with my mother in the Amazon when she was researching spiders right before she died.

  • @Munchonmushies
    @Munchonmushies Год назад +2311

    The "cause you can always get a hotdog" made me lose it

    • @CantTellYou
      @CantTellYou Год назад +5

      Sadly the truth is not as fun 😢 bakeries & meat packaging just have different standards in their industries, LAAAAME!!!

    • @snoozebutton23
      @snoozebutton23 Год назад +10

      Why they do that is to make you buy more!😂

    • @KetsaKunta
      @KetsaKunta Год назад +1

      Except you'll run out of hotdogs eventually :(

    • @ArthurMrgan
      @ArthurMrgan 3 месяца назад +1

      What did you lose? A hotdog?

  • @Paper_Flowers
    @Paper_Flowers 2 года назад +943

    11 years ago this was uploaded but the RUclips gods decided to show it to me today
    Thanks internet, weirdly needed that

  • @theskyesfall
    @theskyesfall 2 года назад +2514

    No the worst line in movie history is: “somehow, palpatine returned”

    • @zZiL341yRj736
      @zZiL341yRj736 2 года назад +153

      They fly now!

    • @chemoboy-dannypheleps9234
      @chemoboy-dannypheleps9234 2 года назад +91

      wee’sa in bigg doodoo

    • @winterlogical
      @winterlogical 2 года назад +184

      one of the worst lines in history in one of the worst movies in history in one of the worst trilogies in history in one of the most dishonored franchises in history

    • @frisky_dart7273
      @frisky_dart7273 2 года назад +7

      Lol too true

    • @spicymushroom1412
      @spicymushroom1412 2 года назад +7

      I was looking for this.

  • @SaidSheWas17
    @SaidSheWas17 11 месяцев назад +2

    I disagree. This is one of the best lines ever.

  • @marvelander2022
    @marvelander2022 2 года назад +293

    "No matter how hard it is, at the end of the day...........its night" - Napoleon Bonaparte

    • @georgegloria8492
      @georgegloria8492 2 года назад +8

      And everything would be oil’right

    • @RG-si1qz
      @RG-si1qz 2 года назад +7

      Lolll love that line. It literally just reveals the obvious transition from day to night. It’s beautiful.

    • @chromberries7329
      @chromberries7329 2 года назад +1

      I feel tears coming

    • @DoctorZisIN
      @DoctorZisIN 2 года назад +12

      "Wherever you go, there you are".
      -Confucious.

    • @Forbidden_Word
      @Forbidden_Word 2 года назад

      Sir, I think you need some more Tren-belogne sandwiches

  • @AnemicAngels
    @AnemicAngels 2 года назад +1020

    "Do you know what happens to a toad when it gets struck by lightning? Same thing that happens to everything else."
    - Storm

    • @TROOPERfarcry
      @TROOPERfarcry 2 года назад +44

      Oof. Yeah, that was a dumb ass line.

    • @elder-woodsilverstein7716
      @elder-woodsilverstein7716 2 года назад +118

      “I’m the Juggernaut, bitch!”
      - The Juggernaut Bitch

    • @businesswalks8301
      @businesswalks8301 2 года назад +26

      @@elder-woodsilverstein7716 doesn't count, the fans begged for that line after the meme popped up

    • @dr.boring7022
      @dr.boring7022 2 года назад +5

      Ugh her line was awful

    • @evilredflame
      @evilredflame 2 года назад +4

      @@elder-woodsilverstein7716 This line was terrible but he’s indeed the Juggernaut (butch)

  • @Pup_Majestic
    @Pup_Majestic 10 лет назад +1427

    Worst movie line?
    I did not hit her, I did not oh hi mark.

    • @christophercaridi5703
      @christophercaridi5703 8 лет назад +85

      mark: what client?
      tommy: I can not tell you it's confidential
      mark: oh come on why not?
      tommy: no I can't anyway how is your sexlife?
      mark: can't talk about it
      tommy: why not?
      waitress: take your time

    • @ronin.bat2023
      @ronin.bat2023 2 года назад +113

      *Best movie line

    • @the1tigglet
      @the1tigglet 2 года назад +50

      that actually goes "I did not hit her! I did not! I did not! That's such bullshit! Oh hi Mark."

    • @tavo644
      @tavo644 2 года назад +11

      best*

    • @samueldubik4418
      @samueldubik4418 2 года назад

      anyway, how's your sex life?

  • @mchammer5592
    @mchammer5592 3 месяца назад +91

    Lucasfilm to this writer: YOU’RE HIRED 👏

    • @lachlank.8270
      @lachlank.8270 2 месяца назад +3

      The power of many (hotdogs)

    • @samtepal3892
      @samtepal3892 2 месяца назад +1

      The power of one, the power of two, the power hot dooggggggsssssss.

  • @NS-ie2ld
    @NS-ie2ld 2 года назад +1565

    The old man should have responded:
    “So I figured it out. You must have been dropped on your head as a baby.”

    • @bigmaxcc
      @bigmaxcc 2 года назад +8

      Nice line I'm taking that 😈😎

    • @calumsanderson6741
      @calumsanderson6741 2 года назад +5

      Which is totally in character for him, legit fan of this movie

  • @MP197742
    @MP197742 2 года назад +1661

    “What do you mean search the property? You don’t have a warrant.”
    “My face is my warrant.”
    Transformers: Age of Extinction

    • @gavinhibbard994
      @gavinhibbard994 2 года назад +43

      Okay fax that was truly awful😂

    • @adrienfoisy9448
      @adrienfoisy9448 2 года назад +43

      Cinematic masterpiece

    • @deaddan2148
      @deaddan2148 2 года назад +4

      Touche.

    • @clinical_caliber
      @clinical_caliber 2 года назад +15

      yes the dialogue for that scene is complete cringe. but to be fair, the guy sold the role. i think he worked well for the line he was given

    • @jonathanh.2483
      @jonathanh.2483 2 года назад +14

      “give me your face”

  • @canizilhan3572
    @canizilhan3572 2 года назад +4576

    I tought the worst line was
    “Hey Scotty, Jesus man.”
    Thinking that this was also the ending line in the movie

    • @guneytopal1713
      @guneytopal1713 2 года назад +110

      Ahhh Ray William Johnson times….I feel old now

    • @DrownInLysergic
      @DrownInLysergic 2 года назад +41

      @@guneytopal1713 I remember when he was on top of the world, it was 84 years ago

    • @edwardflint6714
      @edwardflint6714 2 года назад +11

      He also plays Stifler right? First I thought this was a video of Stifler, but this guy turned out to be much wiser ;)

    • @hah3691
      @hah3691 2 года назад +7

      @@guneytopal1713 The nostalgia hit me so hard

    • @johnsric3
      @johnsric3 2 года назад +4

      Dunnnnnnnnnnn, dun dun dun dun dun dunnnnnnn, dun dunnnnnnn.

  • @Jisoo-coded
    @Jisoo-coded 3 месяца назад +24

    dude looks like homelander and deep's son

  • @giovehousepictures7256
    @giovehousepictures7256 2 года назад +794

    "It's because not everything works out according to plan." But they PLANNED to have 10 hotdogs and 8 buns. And it DID work out according to THAT plan

    • @DugrozReports
      @DugrozReports Год назад +41

      This is so true. Making his conclusion objectively wrong.

    • @NotEpimethean
      @NotEpimethean Год назад +10

      I mean, maybe I don't plan on dropping one of the hotdogs onto the ground or into the grill. Extra hot dogs in case something happens to one or two?

    • @thecomedean4800
      @thecomedean4800 Год назад +10

      Well it worked out according to the manufacturer’s plan, but probably not to YOUR plan. Your plan was probably to buy an equal amount of buns and hot dogs.

    • @waynedonoghue4071
      @waynedonoghue4071 Год назад

      You've all made some great points in here today

    • @craigyfergtv
      @craigyfergtv Год назад +1

      ​@@thecomedean4800nope. the plan is to eat hot dogs. doesnt really matter how much extra u got, u anit gonna throw it away. you'd still eat it later.

  • @Panda-24
    @Panda-24 2 года назад +702

    Even the "If every porkchop were perfect we wouldn't have hotdogs" sound so much better and wiser than this.

    • @sigma--boss7098
      @sigma--boss7098 2 года назад +18

      Literally what i just thought 💀

    • @gonegirl000
      @gonegirl000 2 года назад +14

      honestly tho (altho personally i love steven universe lol)

    • @fatimamustafa4047
      @fatimamustafa4047 2 года назад +9

      STEVEN UNIVERSE

    • @klamacz47
      @klamacz47 2 года назад +11

      I dont like steven universe but that line was good

    • @alienalchemist
      @alienalchemist 2 года назад

      I still don't know what that means.

  • @haleriggs4015
    @haleriggs4015 Год назад +831

    This is probably the deepest movie line in history

    • @kdjdkdjdiejejehdirj
      @kdjdkdjdiejejehdirj Год назад +10

      Compared to everything Gen Z says this guys the next great philosopher of our time 😂

    • @Whatever-gx3un
      @Whatever-gx3un Год назад

      ruclips.net/video/JcEtt6AKN44/видео.html part 1

    • @HighGzSpace77
      @HighGzSpace77 Год назад +13

      @@kdjdkdjdiejejehdirjdamn I’m gen z my ego has been struck and.. I can always get a hotdog 🤷‍♂️

    • @kdjdkdjdiejejehdirj
      @kdjdkdjdiejejehdirj Год назад +6

      @@HighGzSpace77 As long as you can get a hotdog 😂

    • @ThePickleBehindTheSlaughter
      @ThePickleBehindTheSlaughter Год назад +5

      DEEPest you say

  • @snydergaming5521
    @snydergaming5521 2 месяца назад +75

    Nobody
    literally nobody
    RUclips: Let's recommend this video after 14 years.

    • @Persistence_run_444
      @Persistence_run_444 2 месяца назад

      I was literally just thinking about hot dogs versus buns a few days ago. I must be psychic!
      I also really liked this movie as a kid. Lol

    • @mr.regular589
      @mr.regular589 2 месяца назад

      @@Persistence_run_444you should sausage party then…

  • @guy_does_nothing_productive
    @guy_does_nothing_productive 2 года назад +1031

    "if every porkchop were perfect, we wouldnt have hotdogs" was a hotdgog related quote that made more sense at least

    • @thisisthewronghat2706
      @thisisthewronghat2706 2 года назад +39

      No wonder rose loved him

    • @TheFlyfly
      @TheFlyfly 2 года назад +18

      im glad i wasnt the only one who thought of that phrase ⭐

    • @xclusivet1694
      @xclusivet1694 2 года назад

      @@thisisthewronghat2706 Wait, how could rose love him if she's him now???

    • @thisisthewronghat2706
      @thisisthewronghat2706 2 года назад +2

      @@xclusivet1694 rose is gone :(

    • @PiccoloIsBlack
      @PiccoloIsBlack 2 года назад +12

      @@xclusivet1694 that was Greg’s saying. Not stevens

  • @gibingeorge3352
    @gibingeorge3352 2 года назад +128

    "My Momma always said life was like a pack of hotdogs.."

    • @STANQITO299
      @STANQITO299 2 года назад +2

      ... you never know what you gonna get

    • @anadventfollower1181
      @anadventfollower1181 2 года назад +6

      ... you never know how many you're gonna fit*

    • @dabatman5187
      @dabatman5187 2 года назад

      ..…you need to speed a hella lot of money to get even

  • @xxhovotxxentertainment
    @xxhovotxxentertainment 2 года назад +1022

    I strongly disagree. My opinion of the worst line ever comes from “Lucy.” The part when she calls her mom and tries to explain she can remember everything ever. She proceeds to say to her mom “I can still taste your milk in my mouth.” That’s the worst ever.

    • @mysterykitty737
      @mysterykitty737 2 года назад +65

      i seriously thought I was the only one who loves that movie but cannot stand that line

    • @_cassantos_
      @_cassantos_ 2 года назад +123

      @@mysterykitty737 you're probably the only one who loves that movie

    • @natalieportmanfanbundlepla6060
      @natalieportmanfanbundlepla6060 2 года назад +29

      ​@@_cassantos_ everyone loves that movie. there is a girl kickin butt.

    • @xxhovotxxentertainment
      @xxhovotxxentertainment 2 года назад +18

      @@mysterykitty737 same. I love the movie. I have appreciation for just about all movies but that line make me cringe so hard.

    • @UndoingRuin08
      @UndoingRuin08 2 года назад +19

      Dude I'm sorry you remembered that line but I wholeheartedly agree. I had to replay it when I heard just to make sure I heard that correctly. WTF

  • @michaelmonaghan1124
    @michaelmonaghan1124 2 месяца назад +4

    That seems like a really clever use of misdirection. But I’ve never seen this movie so I don’t know the context.

  • @RealJiffyCones
    @RealJiffyCones 2 года назад +190

    Now we have:
    "Somehow, Palpatine returned."

    • @dd.4910
      @dd.4910 2 года назад +9

      and Maul and everyone else in the disney women writers world where death isn't death cos showing that hurts kids. Lets all be below average together

    • @oscarpayne4639
      @oscarpayne4639 2 года назад +15

      @@dd.4910 'disney women writers' bro what does that have to do with anything.

    • @purgatory8774
      @purgatory8774 2 года назад +2

      @@oscarpayne4639 i can’t wait to see his reply to this lol

    • @RycoonGalloy
      @RycoonGalloy 2 года назад +3

      @@oscarpayne4639 isn't the writer of the last 3 movies a woman?

    • @oscarpayne4639
      @oscarpayne4639 2 года назад +1

      @@RycoonGalloy what's that got to do with anything?

  • @pillbugm8914
    @pillbugm8914 2 года назад +386

    Chow Yun-Fat wondering if all his years spent as a renowned actor in Asia all went down the drain after this line

    • @fabioribeiro4627
      @fabioribeiro4627 2 года назад +21

      I mean, he didn't too well outside of purely asian movies. Many western directors just couldn't create something he could be great at. Jet li was a bit like that early on.

    • @thesecondromuluan8216
      @thesecondromuluan8216 2 года назад +7

      He was terrific as Sao Feng in POTC: At World's End, though.

    • @rahsaanthomas7030
      @rahsaanthomas7030 2 года назад

      The Corruptor with Mark Wahlberg was cool. Replacement Killers..eh.

    • @film79
      @film79 2 года назад +2

      Is this from Bulletproof Monk?

    • @nightowl8363
      @nightowl8363 2 года назад +2

      Dragon Ball: Evolution was AFTER this......😑

  • @ehmwhy
    @ehmwhy 2 года назад +4271

    “I can’t talk about it, it’s confidential. Anyway how’s your sex life?” -Johnny, The Room (2003)
    Ok since this is blowing up here’s a few more gems.
    “Keep your stupid comments in your pocket!” -Mark, The Room (2003)
    “As far as I’m concerned, you can drop off the earth. And that’s a promise.” -Mark, The Room (2003)
    “I need to go meet Michelle to make out with her.” -Some guy in a jumper, The Room (2003)
    And everyone favourite: “You’re just a little chicken. CHEEP, cheepcheepcheepcheep, CHEEeEEP!” Johnny, The Room (2003)

    • @axelportillo7558
      @axelportillo7558 2 года назад +168

      Literally the greatest film of all time. Cinematic masterpiece.

    • @cxsmic.mqrvel867
      @cxsmic.mqrvel867 2 года назад +35

      JNSJNSJ THATS JUST FUNNY EVEN IF THE MOVIE IS TRASH LMAO

    • @kennyclocks5047
      @kennyclocks5047 Год назад +79

      "Hi doggy"

    • @sturgeon2888
      @sturgeon2888 Год назад +55

      Unironically one of the top 10 greatest lines of all time (and the other 9 are all from the same movie).
      Hi doggie.

    • @Jjjof
      @Jjjof Год назад +42

      You just a chicken cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep

  • @thetruth7390
    @thetruth7390 Месяц назад +2

    Palpatine returned.........somehow !!

  • @D3R3ZR
    @D3R3ZR 2 года назад +795

    This is more nostalgic for me than anything. I really like Bulletproof Monk. It was interesting funny and it introduced me to the 2000s song Diamonds and Guns.

    • @TheSixStringGuy
      @TheSixStringGuy 2 года назад +15

      I liked the movie too now when I watch it I realize how cheesy it was.

    • @unluckytrev
      @unluckytrev 2 года назад +4

      Good song

    • @randomaccount3365
      @randomaccount3365 2 года назад +3

      After "The Killer" i realized i have to give anything with that boy chow yun fat a chance haha.

    • @Cheonma
      @Cheonma 2 года назад +2

      @@randomaccount3365 except for Dragonball Evolution

    • @cartertran270
      @cartertran270 2 года назад +1

      The nostalgia is to real

  • @anthonyw.8103
    @anthonyw.8103 2 года назад +751

    Bulletproof Monk is a classic, and in the context of the movie (poking fun of the stereotype of a martial arts master speaking in riddles), it isn't a bad line.

    • @Mike_Lebow
      @Mike_Lebow 2 года назад +19

      Thank you

    • @restricttheopennotes
      @restricttheopennotes 2 года назад +80

      I never saw the movie, but this is the context that matters!

    • @bobwilson679
      @bobwilson679 2 года назад +3

      Exactly, I love this line

    • @EddyG2023
      @EddyG2023 2 года назад +33

      Bulletproof Monk is actually not a classic at all. It’s a pretty crappy early 2000’s action comedy that nobody remembers. A gigantic waste of fossil fuels that we’ll be desperately clamoring and killing each other for in the next decade.

    • @gypsyfreedom9836
      @gypsyfreedom9836 2 года назад +35

      @J N
      Just because you dont like it. Does not prevent it from being a clasic. Enjoyed by many who have cleared there minds of the petty things that hold you down. Some day you may grow to apperciate it for the classic it is. Or not, it is no matter

  • @kelemoy
    @kelemoy 2 года назад +541

    Actually worst line should be
    Kitana: "Mother you're alive!"
    Sindel: "Too bad. You. Will die."

    • @TheBlackwolf5011
      @TheBlackwolf5011 2 года назад +9

      ya, that one has to be the worst. even as a kid I was like "wha?"
      I instantly recognized it to, like it was burned into my memory.

    • @RocStarr913
      @RocStarr913 2 года назад +16

      More like bad acting than a bad line.

    • @TheBlackwolf5011
      @TheBlackwolf5011 2 года назад +13

      @@RocStarr913 na man. grammatically and logically it sucks. no scale of acting can fix that one.

    • @shogun7353
      @shogun7353 2 года назад +2

      You’re so right
      Old school Mortal kombat was a mystery 😂😂

    • @TheBlackwolf5011
      @TheBlackwolf5011 2 года назад +1

      @Cheech Vitale your damn right it was

  • @charlesburns7391
    @charlesburns7391 Месяц назад +4

    ITS THE D E E P

    • @Peacove
      @Peacove 16 дней назад

      you mean the peak

  • @tonywords6713
    @tonywords6713 2 года назад +925

    He turns around and the old dude is like "hey kid.. catch!" And throws him a pack of hot dogs

  • @notreallynylkoorb
    @notreallynylkoorb 2 года назад +145

    Best line in movie history:
    Its Morbin Time

    • @midlowreborn
      @midlowreborn 2 года назад +11

      Actually the best line in movie history is
      "Oh god Patrick, you're the American Psycho!?"

    • @drderelict
      @drderelict 2 года назад

      @@midlowreborn i remember this

    • @DarthMcDoomington
      @DarthMcDoomington 2 года назад

      I want a Morbius movie that just gives context to various Morbius memes.

    • @dwink7
      @dwink7 2 года назад +2

      @@midlowreborn Actually it’s “I did not hurt her I did not, oh hi Mark”

    • @ronbuil6923
      @ronbuil6923 2 года назад

      @@dwink7 unpopular opinion: tommy knew the room was shit, and the film was tongue in cheek. Therefore, it can't be considered the worst movie or line. That title goes to a movie that takes itself seriously. My vote? Only God Forgives or Enter The Void.

  • @AngelofAmbrosia
    @AngelofAmbrosia 2 года назад +62

    This is like one of the BS conclusions I wrote at 3AM in an essay because I was tired, I stopped caring, and needed to wrap it up.

  • @Captain_Swamp_
    @Captain_Swamp_ 3 месяца назад +33

    He is basically The Deep from the boys, but like in real life, and without the gills

  • @soumyadeepmondal6130
    @soumyadeepmondal6130 2 года назад +1273

    For anyone wondering. This scene is from a movie called "Bulletproof Monk".

    • @OmniKoneko
      @OmniKoneko 2 года назад +90

      I thought this was American pie lol, makes sense why I didn't remember this scene

    • @soumyadeepmondal6130
      @soumyadeepmondal6130 2 года назад +1

      @@OmniKoneko 😂

    • @schematicb5393
      @schematicb5393 2 года назад +2

      Thank you bro

    • @RichLunaMusic
      @RichLunaMusic 2 года назад +6

      I have that movie 😎

    • @galvatron0810
      @galvatron0810 2 года назад +5

      @@OmniKoneko I thought it was American pie too because of the actor

  • @simplyeric12
    @simplyeric12 2 года назад +17

    When you have a 500 word essay and you’re at 480

    • @wihh87
      @wihh87 2 года назад

      XD exactly holy shit

  • @oliverschlesinger6744
    @oliverschlesinger6744 2 года назад +131

    "You can feed a man by giving him a bun, but you can feed him even _more_ by giving him a hotdog and a bun." (Confucius unknown cousin)

    • @lauragraves4342
      @lauragraves4342 2 года назад +3

      His cousin was 'Bun'nicula the Great of the Carpathian mountains, cousin also to Vlad the Impaler.

    • @benjaminmontoya8160
      @benjaminmontoya8160 2 года назад +2

      His cousin Confusion? Its not that he's unknown, its just that no one understands his alllegories

    • @sigururamundason7637
      @sigururamundason7637 2 года назад +3

      Ah yes Confucius' cousin, Dennis

    • @NoctuaOlivae
      @NoctuaOlivae 2 года назад +1

      Confucius' cousin "Confuse Us"

    • @capnskiddies
      @capnskiddies 2 года назад +2

      @@sigururamundason7637 Ah, Dennis. Dennis the Pragmatic

  • @GladiatorDude17
    @GladiatorDude17 3 месяца назад +31

    An actor's ability to deliver a bad line is more impressive than delivering a well written line.

  • @TheElectricMayhem
    @TheElectricMayhem 2 года назад +235

    "”Life is a dirty game, u need to play dirty to win" - Harris” - Harris

    • @garthvader9916
      @garthvader9916 Год назад

      You appear to have your speech marks mismatched...

  • @huntercool2232
    @huntercool2232 2 года назад +53

    Correction! The worst line in movie history is and I quote:
    *”And by the way the women are always saving the men around here, you might wanna think about changing the name to X-Women.”*

    • @Tillyard86
      @Tillyard86 2 года назад +5

      How about X-People?

    • @wantedminion5966
      @wantedminion5966 2 года назад

      Cringy; Yes
      False; No

    • @blurryface616
      @blurryface616 2 года назад +1

      Hotdog line is better than this dialogue. 😂

    • @thomasbuchovecky171
      @thomasbuchovecky171 2 года назад +2

      This absolutely should be considered one of the BEST lines in movie history

    • @blurryface616
      @blurryface616 2 года назад +1

      @@thomasbuchovecky171 lol

  • @kevinkocher9347
    @kevinkocher9347 9 лет назад +252

    this was brilliant it all of the scene was improvised half this movie was.

  • @macias7125
    @macias7125 Месяц назад +10

    still better than
    "somehow palpatine returned"

  • @clonemace
    @clonemace 2 года назад +342

    "Mother... you're alive"
    "Too bad YOU... will die"
    "Somehow, Palpatine returned."

    • @wheeliebin18
      @wheeliebin18 2 года назад +43

      "Somehow, Palpatine returned." - You can see the pain in Oscar Isaac's face as he has to deliver that line.

    • @justsomeguy4206
      @justsomeguy4206 2 года назад +41

      “They’re eating her! And then they’re gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!”

    • @purgatory8774
      @purgatory8774 2 года назад +8

      i knew i’d find one of you people here and it literally took one scroll

    • @lukesmith6884
      @lukesmith6884 2 года назад +2

      “They sold you to protect you.” Adam Driver a better man than me to not demand that line be changed

    • @tonysmith9905
      @tonysmith9905 2 года назад

      Ah yes, the infamous MK movie Sindel. Hope they at least had fun making that shit show pile of garbage.

  • @docnickmacaluso112
    @docnickmacaluso112 2 года назад +367

    "You can take my soul, but you can never take my spirit." - Nicholas Cage, Ghostrider

    • @TheBlackwolf5011
      @TheBlackwolf5011 2 года назад +59

      I don't know, that one kinda had somethin. even if it was bad.

    • @Kiárán92
      @Kiárán92 2 года назад +9

      Please tell me you’re making that one up? 😂

    • @FreshZCORD
      @FreshZCORD 2 года назад +26

      I feel like this one depends on delivery

    • @ValuesNotFound
      @ValuesNotFound 2 года назад +19

      He gets that one on a technicality, a soul and spirit are different, but even then basically still the same so it’s just random Nicholas talk to me

    • @TheBlackwolf5011
      @TheBlackwolf5011 2 года назад +11

      @@ValuesNotFound its basically the brave heart quote, but with cheesier overtones.

  • @-Nine9-
    @-Nine9- 2 года назад +787

    I mean I find this inspiring, no matter how down I get and whenever I feel worthless I can always remember that somehow a writer got paid to write that line unironically. If he can make it, so can I

    • @sacredpotion24
      @sacredpotion24 2 года назад +11

      Hahahahahahaha facts….. facts LOL

    • @fenwayify
      @fenwayify 2 года назад +9

      And, if you can draw inspiration from insipid writing, imagine what you could do with Rudyard Kipling or G.K. Chesterton. I believe in you Nine...or should I say Ten!

    • @biancadistefano7612
      @biancadistefano7612 2 года назад +2

      There is hope on this God forsaken planet.

    • @LitanyOfValor
      @LitanyOfValor 2 года назад +6

      @@biancadistefano7612 no hope...just enough vices to get us through the day

    • @reidparker1848
      @reidparker1848 2 года назад +3

      Fair mindset.

  • @WeisheiTM
    @WeisheiTM 3 месяца назад +46

    The funniest part is I’ve never even SEEN a pack of 10 hotdogs. If you want 8, you can get it, always.

    • @zchris87v80
      @zchris87v80 3 месяца назад +1

      For those of us who have been on the earth for several decades, hotdogs only recently starting coming in packs of 8 because of this entire debate. You sound like someone who thinks they "discovered" America.

    • @MrJed87
      @MrJed87 3 месяца назад +13

      @@zchris87v80 In Australia the hotdogs have always been in packets of 8, but maddeningly, our hotdog rolls come in SIX. It's like it was always intentional. Maybe some crazy agreement to increase hotdog and roll sales by making sure you almost always have leftover of one so you'll buy some more of the other.
      We also have hamburger buns come in 6 while the meat comes in 4. At least that way though you can just use the leftover rolls for lunch or whatever the next day.

    • @zchris87v80
      @zchris87v80 3 месяца назад

      @@MrJed87 I've see prepackaged hamburgers, just never bought them, usually make my own with ground beef. That's quite interesting though. If you haven't watched Jimmy Rees' "the guy who decides packaging", it's astounding how universal it seems. 90% applies to other countries as well.

    • @MrJed87
      @MrJed87 3 месяца назад

      @@zchris87v80 I'll take a look. I also make my own from ground beef, both far cheaper and nicer, but as a family of 4 it hardly makes a difference to the rolls since I'll make 4 hamburgers regardless haha.

    • @WeisheiTM
      @WeisheiTM 3 месяца назад +3

      @@zchris87v80 That simply isn't true. When you've traveled out of the same state that you were born in, and have garnered a little more respect for yourself, get back to me. :)

  • @cdeaconado
    @cdeaconado 2 года назад +454

    The last second where it shows the guy pointing his finger kills me each time 😂😂😂

  • @SmartStr33t
    @SmartStr33t 2 года назад +361

    The TRUE hotdog is the life lessons we learned along the way.

    • @haylobos8261
      @haylobos8261 2 года назад +4

      Because they want you to buy another buns. They always do that. Everything is not in the amount you want so you buy another. But I put two hot dogs in the last two buns. Phuic Yu Corporate America.

    • @TheAmoristic
      @TheAmoristic 2 года назад

      i hate you for this lmaooooo 💀💀💀

    • @faceboy1392
      @faceboy1392 2 года назад +2

      the true hotdog is the friends we made along the way

    • @shrutik9673
      @shrutik9673 2 года назад

      LMAO STOP

    • @dustinalcorn8765
      @dustinalcorn8765 2 года назад +1

      "We were the extra buns all alooooong! :O"

  • @PlayermakerBlue
    @PlayermakerBlue 2 года назад +370

    “Mother… there’s not enough buns for the hotdogs”
    “Too bad, YOU… will stack”

  • @corvidconfidential8826
    @corvidconfidential8826 3 месяца назад +5

    Back when hoytdogs came in packs of 10

  • @RedDeadSed
    @RedDeadSed 2 года назад +141

    Honestly thought this was gonna be a metaphor for these two to hook up. There's not buns for every hotdog but that's because 2 hotdogs is sometimes all you need.

    • @malksmogendavid4470
      @malksmogendavid4470 2 года назад +4

      aww baby wonderful realization

    • @mandm7878
      @mandm7878 2 года назад +6

      Says more about you that

    • @pompeii7839
      @pompeii7839 2 года назад +15

      now that's a fucking pickup line

    • @fallon8376
      @fallon8376 2 года назад +4

      Why isn’t this the highest rated comment

    • @eja1258
      @eja1258 2 года назад +2

      Yeah. Just from this clip, I thought he was basically saying it's easier to get with guys than girls so keep your options open, just in case.