Creepiest Hazama Line Ever

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  • Опубликовано: 23 авг 2024
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  • @Smithkakarot
    @Smithkakarot 7 лет назад +385

    "Everything a man could want"...? But, Hazama...her cooking is _terrible_!

    • @Stroimex
      @Stroimex 7 лет назад +133

      Actually, he loves her cooking as well like Mai

    • @Bonus7
      @Bonus7 6 лет назад +64

      He's actually immune to it lmao

    • @icyfrostdragon3257
      @icyfrostdragon3257 5 лет назад +11

      I just wonder how she could be so cute and pretty but have terrible cooking

    • @floricel_112
      @floricel_112 4 года назад +17

      @@icyfrostdragon3257 it's all because of her genes. Quite literally in this case

    • @1erickf50
      @1erickf50 4 года назад +2

      I think he meant a big penis. Wait... does that mean it's gonna have a futa tag in the future? RIP Kagura...

  • @MFO86
    @MFO86 10 лет назад +277

    Sometimes it sounds like Hazama's TRYING to get himself on the Sex Offender Registry...

    • @FiendMatadorSlayerOfNoobs
      @FiendMatadorSlayerOfNoobs 10 лет назад +49

      Oh.I was not already?I thought i had gotten onto it the last 5 times i attempted.

    • @MFO86
      @MFO86 10 лет назад +3

      Yikes...

    • @DarkAdonisVyers
      @DarkAdonisVyers 10 лет назад +34

      Yūki Terumi
      Government position probably makes you immune in a corrupt regime.

    • @MFO86
      @MFO86 10 лет назад +2

      DarkAdonisVyers Well, that explains why he had trouble getting on the registry, huh?

    • @NarakuTheDemon
      @NarakuTheDemon 10 лет назад +7

      Inside what :(?

  • @yukich6957
    @yukich6957 8 лет назад +81

    Damn, I miss you, Eric

    • @hazamahonoka7439
      @hazamahonoka7439 3 года назад +4

      I really hope he returns next game, if there ever is one.

  • @rephlanca
    @rephlanca 11 лет назад +235

    Not to be a party pooper, but I'm pretty sure he's referring to her status as Eye of the Azure, and really generalizing his own selfish wants of general antagonist greed to the 'every man' line.
    BlazBlue, however, is known for it's copious double-entendres, so one can interpret as they wish.

    • @gil8854
      @gil8854 6 лет назад +23

      レフRephlanca
      No shit Cap'n obvious. To add to your point though; see Nu-13's lines.

    • @sauceman76
      @sauceman76 2 года назад +5

      Every party needs a pooper that's why they invited you
      Party poooper, party poooper

    • @pyke6855
      @pyke6855 Год назад +1

      It's hazaman i am pretty sure if you look deep enoguh you can find a third way of reading his line that makes it even worse

    • @alexcat6685
      @alexcat6685 Год назад

      I feel Noel should be built like truck, to represent her past while combing an element of unsualility.
      Like theres this Hyper muscular Girl at a highschool, where most are toned at best.
      Making her stand out, leading to you asking" why is she so Buff?" But moving to enjoy her bubbly personality, until later on Noel becoming the weapon she used to be cold blooded, Destructive and actually wear armor to cover up her humanity/Vulriability. Representing her loss of self instead of being an example when sexual Fan-service takes away from the character. (Her ultimate form, a inhuman Killing machine that exposes her body and looks generally appealing for no reason, it makes her story Fall flat since the character design wants to do little with it)
      Taokaka works well in comparison, as her simple casual design that both express her optism with her culture, in addition to her naievity in wearing just shoes her cultural coat and underwear.
      It works really, really well, even the sexualzation she may have doesn't really take away from her character at all, aside from my personal feeling she should be atleast toned in muscle with some injuries to express the hard life she still has to live with her family despite her optimism.
      She's a design I could say is close to perfection.

    • @facelessman5063
      @facelessman5063 Год назад +2

      @@alexcat6685 thinly veiled fetish moment

  • @IanDouglasVO
    @IanDouglasVO 10 лет назад +175

    Still the best Hazama english VA

    • @TheNekoWolfe
      @TheNekoWolfe 10 лет назад +11

      Right? I heard the one in CP and was like "Ew no pls."

    • @IanDouglasVO
      @IanDouglasVO 10 лет назад

      ***** Yeah. and when I practice against him in VS mode I switch it to japanese because his english fight dialouge is just BAD which is a shame because I like hearing Kagura in english

    • @TheNekoWolfe
      @TheNekoWolfe 10 лет назад +10

      Ugh...the old one was just so good...made me want too emulate his voice in every single fight XD.

    • @IanDouglasVO
      @IanDouglasVO 10 лет назад +3

      ***** I could only imagine how Good he'd sond vocing terumi. like instead of "Hurts don't it!" it'd be "HU~~~RTS DON'T IT~!" and instead of "Feel the wrath.... Ah ha. ah ha ha ha ha ha." It'd be "Feel the WRATH. EYAAHA! EEAAYAHAHAHAHAAHAA!!"
      Heck, even I could voice Haz better than doug

    • @MugenX000
      @MugenX000 10 лет назад

      YukikazeRailgun VA
      Isn't this Continuum Shift? Cause... I think this is the same guy.

  • @yoursonisold8743
    @yoursonisold8743 10 лет назад +82

    There was one line even creepier and with a stronger innuendo.
    I don't rightly remember where it was though... I think it was in Arcade mode.
    Well it was Valkenhayn asking Hazama about what the bastard did to Rachel and he said something about having "done her".

    • @ethanhinton4549
      @ethanhinton4549 2 года назад +14

      REALLY LATE but: "But as they say, if you want it done right, do it yourself. And I made sure she was, uh, 'done right'. Hehehe.... hahahaha!"

    • @yoursonisold8743
      @yoursonisold8743 2 года назад +4

      @@ethanhinton4549 Yeah, obviously he is just saying whatever he thinks will upset his opponent the most. It is usually pretty effective.

    • @demilung
      @demilung 2 года назад +5

      @@yoursonisold8743 Terumi is feeding of hatred, but Hazama is just doing it for fun

    • @natara1976
      @natara1976 Год назад +2

      @@demilung you re saying it as a joke but its a actually true.
      Since he s a puppet and dosent have "emotion"
      He's making other miserable to prove he s alive.
      One of the worst ending is him capturing rachel in weak state and torturing her endlessly to make him feel alive......forever

  • @Omortus
    @Omortus 11 лет назад +25

    Hard to top "Are you ready for this hotness, old man?!"

  • @GrahamChapman
    @GrahamChapman 11 лет назад +16

    Nah, I dunno, I thought the line he said to Ragna in CS:Extend when he cut off his arm was creepier... "How's tricks, li'l Raggy? Awww, does it hurt? You bet your sweet ass it does! The first time ALWAYS does!"

  • @LunaMinuna
    @LunaMinuna 6 лет назад +8

    He's sudducing us Puuuuuuurvurt!

  • @Jiromite
    @Jiromite 7 лет назад +26

    i miss the English voice acting.

  • @Textrosity
    @Textrosity 11 лет назад +4

    ...
    Well he's right you know. As creepy as he sounds.

  • @raggedyexynos9487
    @raggedyexynos9487 7 месяцев назад

    Hazama likes it flat

  • @SightBlade
    @SightBlade 11 лет назад +9

    What about it Makoto's story when Hazama says he got cockblocked?

  • @metalgamerjonny6410
    @metalgamerjonny6410 9 месяцев назад

    God.....i miss this voice actor so much...hes the main reason that hazama was so damn intimidating.

  • @mythosinfinite6736
    @mythosinfinite6736 4 года назад +2

    When she has a nice personality and you're thinking she's the one

    • @demilung
      @demilung 2 года назад

      Nice personality and the power of Kusanagi? Yes, please!

  • @jovankl4698
    @jovankl4698 11 лет назад +6

    EEEEEEEEEEEEEVERYYYYYYYYYYYTHIIIIIIIIIING

  • @justusspiders
    @justusspiders Год назад

    Blazblue back in the day was unhinged 💀

  • @haz2077
    @haz2077 5 лет назад +1

    My mind is thinking of all sorts of things...

  • @djdarktobi8166
    @djdarktobi8166 2 года назад

    Hazama is a cutting table enjoyer.

  • @KydDestar
    @KydDestar 11 лет назад +3

    if i were noel i would look hazama straight in the eye ask are u coming on to me?

  • @PhantomRaider100
    @PhantomRaider100 10 лет назад +6

    I wouldn't call this creepy. I would rather call this confusing. But hey, that's just me.

  • @commediaDollArte
    @commediaDollArte 3 года назад

    He's talking about her being the Eye of the Azure.

  • @pururufe5499
    @pururufe5499 10 лет назад +1

    what did i just.....thats just pervy...really...

  • @djibril012
    @djibril012 2 года назад +2

    Still not worst than Makot’s gag reel (or Makoto’s bad ending...)

  • @ichigofangirl101
    @ichigofangirl101 10 лет назад +2

    He sounds like vriska from homestuck.

  • @Weltte
    @Weltte 11 лет назад +3

    What...? ._.
    This is probably one of the reasons why there is HazaNoel...

    • @jackleveille9319
      @jackleveille9319 3 года назад

      No, this is the reason why there shouldn't be HazaNoel.

  • @littletrouble2kmolina339
    @littletrouble2kmolina339 7 лет назад +2

    If it didn't sound so creepy I would've been like
    "Yea she does 😎"
    Bite me

  • @LolVermillion
    @LolVermillion 11 лет назад +1

    Forget you, man, Noel's cute as fuck.

  • @omniblad-
    @omniblad- Год назад

    I forgot the old vc for hazama sounds like the

  • @jackleveille9319
    @jackleveille9319 3 года назад +4

    After hearing that, I find it disturbing that people ship Noel with Hazama.
    I'd rather take the incestuous implications of her and Ragna over her and Hazama.

    • @akirathewildcard9625
      @akirathewildcard9625 2 года назад +1

      Wait.......
      PEOPLE SHIP HAZAMA AND NOEL?
      wait
      RAGNA AND NOEL ARE RELATED?

    • @DarkZ19
      @DarkZ19 2 года назад +5

      @@akirathewildcard9625 Noel is a clone of his sister, but at the same time his sister merged herself with noel, it's complicated

    • @HabitualThinker
      @HabitualThinker 2 года назад

      @@akirathewildcard9625 wait how did you NOT know they were related?

    • @akirathewildcard9625
      @akirathewildcard9625 2 года назад

      @@HabitualThinker how was I supposed to know!?

    • @t-universegamer7609
      @t-universegamer7609 2 года назад +2

      @@akirathewildcard9625 its pretty much one of the first things we learn about her tho...

  • @ClusterMG
    @ClusterMG 11 лет назад

    Not everything in the A department.

  • @AzureBlade9
    @AzureBlade9 11 лет назад +1

    Tao says: IT'S THE BOOBIE LADY! :3

  • @archie927
    @archie927 3 года назад

    EWWW THE LAUGH AFTERWARDS

  • @SodaSupreme
    @SodaSupreme 11 лет назад

    no he meant those buns.

  • @deathbringer9893
    @deathbringer9893 2 года назад

    well hazama did have "fun" with one the cast i forgot who i bieleve it was makoto bad ending?

  • @TheFrozenBelle
    @TheFrozenBelle 11 лет назад

    H-HAZAMA!? O_O

  • @SahelMelis
    @SahelMelis 11 лет назад

    Poor Taokaka. I like her a lot better than that damn lacking lady Noel!

  • @asavagetfromportugalx6224
    @asavagetfromportugalx6224 7 лет назад

    I guess he means power #Moonchipz .

  • @OmegaTaishu
    @OmegaTaishu 3 года назад

    .......he ain't wrong, tho :v

  • @AjiraCtelin1993
    @AjiraCtelin1993 11 лет назад

    Oh god.

  • @CastDeathGames
    @CastDeathGames 11 лет назад

    your right but hes just being a pervert cause its kinda true i mean besides umm upthere noel is pretty damn fine everywhere else lol

  • @jadabishop3198
    @jadabishop3198 11 лет назад

    Dafuq did he just say?

  • @shinseitaizen
    @shinseitaizen 10 лет назад

    Lol...yes...

  • @TheBlackSerpentBeta
    @TheBlackSerpentBeta 11 лет назад

    mmm~

  • @DJofPandora8937
    @DJofPandora8937 12 лет назад

    What does he mean o_o

  • @CastDeathGames
    @CastDeathGames 11 лет назад

    ...uhhhhhhh

  • @PolurWoozxImAppealinqToYou
    @PolurWoozxImAppealinqToYou 10 лет назад

    wtf..

  • @BLueNeKo097
    @BLueNeKo097 11 лет назад

    aque hay uno xD

  • @Janoth11
    @Janoth11 10 лет назад +5

    Ewwwwwww, english...

    • @kaguramutsuki5117
      @kaguramutsuki5117 10 лет назад +72

      Shut the fuck up, weebs

    • @primalfox4266
      @primalfox4266 7 лет назад +11

      thank you kagura,yes stop complaining about voice actors already (i don't think there that bad anyway)

  • @FireZtarDS
    @FireZtarDS 7 лет назад +7

    the english voices are awful