On a serious note As much as I would like a story to not have some pitiful plot armor, mihoyo already did it. The Thouma and Aether jump was enough for Baal to not chase them when she can literally teleport behind you or soar lol granted that mc was alive too even though Baal hit him with her strongest attack. I assure yall, kazu would have plot armor aswell.
I can imagine Hu Tao during the battle just holding up a poster saying “Discounts for all of you but now 50% off normal price 60% off to be buried with someone”
*The war in Inazuma becomes public knowledge* Hu Tao: Mr.Zhongli pack your things, we are going to Inazuma after clients Zhongli: Slowly putting Childe into luggage
Hu Tao prepared coffin for Kazuha funeral: Panik Kazuha is not die: Kalm Hu Tao is preparing coffin: Kalm Hu Tao is preparing coffing (for other character): SUPER PANIK
she's even prepared for kazuha's funeral! good for her!
edit: *spoilers*
welp, she was still prepared for a funeral, just not for kazuha
legends never die wdym -_-
oh my goodness :')
I'm not allowing that man to die
If Kazuha die,i will pay Hu Tao for the best Coffin for him :")
But i will never let Kazuha die
On a serious note
As much as I would like a story to not have some pitiful plot armor, mihoyo already did it. The Thouma and Aether jump was enough for Baal to not chase them when she can literally teleport behind you or soar lol granted that mc was alive too even though Baal hit him with her strongest attack.
I assure yall, kazu would have plot armor aswell.
Also Hu Tao: *starts handing out flyers about the discounts*
i can just imagine her watching soldiers getting killed and being like "pamphlet?" to the killer
BYE LMAO
Inazuma : *war blood starvation suffering*
Hu tao : looks like business blooming in inazuma
Hu Tao starts handing out flyers for a huge discount in the middle of a bloody fight
Gonna be like a Monty Python of Camelot: Bring out your dead !!!!
"I smell profit."
Lmao xD
LMFAO
mad respect for traveling all the way. liked
I can imagine Hu Tao during the battle just holding up a poster saying “Discounts for all of you but now 50% off normal price 60% off to be buried with someone”
What a bargain 👀
60% AND I get a coffin buddy? *WHAT A DEAL!*
Very good deal
WHAT A STEAL
i like how she died in the process
Then returned to life due to sheer devotion in her funeral bargain sale
To attract more customers you must Become the Customer
The damn thunder sakura tree...
it was a big time save though
"Not even death can stop me from doing business"
~Hu-Tao
... Probably
hu tao swims to the depths of the ocean to retrieve all those bodies
*The war in Inazuma becomes public knowledge*
Hu Tao: Mr.Zhongli pack your things, we are going to Inazuma after clients
Zhongli: Slowly putting Childe into luggage
Gotta take your wallet
@@roxas5071 lmfao
oh so that's how childe went to inazuma zhongli brought him there.
@@ayaya3251 Welp turns out the luggage went missing and washed up at Tsurumi island.
Zhongli: where my wallet at?
Meanwhile childe who already at inazuma
Inazuma : Death, suffering, war..
Hu Tao: "It's free real estate"
*everybody die in Inazuma*
Hutao: look like a good deal to me
Nice
i like how hu tao is going to ignore the festival and just dig the corpses of Inazuma mortals
the way she drowned 😭😭
sakura tree didnt pass the vibe check
Oh god imagine Hu Tao yelling to the soldiers in battle about Her parlor having sales or huge discounts🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hu Tao will be the final boss of the inazuma archon quest line.
Sorry traveler, i can't let you end this war.
It was nice meeting you.
Hu Tao: Great news, we're having a special offer today ! Looks like your new friends are going to need special coffin offers-
Hu Tao : You all want free coupons??
the way hutao drowned at 0:45 LMAO
she got zapped by the tree
Hutao: Business be boomin!
hu tao seeing a guy got slashed
"thats 5000 mora to my paycheck!"
BRO I'M SO WORRIED AND SCARED
i'm praying that nothing happens to our kazoo boy i swear if he dies my agreement to roll for raiden is over :)
Me too pal me too
same
I will roll for her lol
-kazuha main
@@afoodeatscat1418 is that Fang Yaun from reverend insanity?!!
@@afoodeatscat1418 I will try to roll for her (50/50) so she can be slaved to support my main dps, the one and only, kazuha :))
Me, a hu tao main, going to the war, screaming: “CUSTOMERSSSSS” (based on true events)
Hu tao: GOTTA BE FAST GOTTA BE FASTER FAST FAST FAST FASTER
Hu Tao prepared coffin for Kazuha funeral: Panik
Kazuha is not die: Kalm
Hu Tao is preparing coffin: Kalm
Hu Tao is preparing coffing (for other character): SUPER PANIK
Inazuma: *is in war*
Hu Tao: _STONKS_📈
I can just imagine hu tao siting on a folding chair with popcorn and a pair of binoculars
She’s a runner she’s a track star 🏃♀️
One client ,two client ,three clients
*10 minutes after the war start*
Hutao: One hundred client, two thousand client, thirty thousand client
Inzuma doing war:
Hu tao: imma get rich
This is the reason why she is having a rerun in 2.2
Hu Tao: Dies Mid Way
Also Hu Tao: To get the Atencion of a Costumer, you have to be a Costumer
The clicking sound speeded out sound’s like my eye when i blink.
hu tao : "TRADE OFFER !! i receive clients, you receive death and a discount"
Bruh the guy didn't even use way points to travel...
Cuz, he's roleplaying as Hu Tao and so far only the traveler know how to use waypoints.
@@dr_titania he used statue to heal though
@@nero9175 cause they died?
@@suvi5235 if he's role-playing then he shouldn't have used statue as its only travellers healing area
@@nero9175 he didn't do it on purpose and besides he was near a electro tree and had low hp it should've been expected.
Dude you are underrated af😭
0:13 did she.. did she just...
Hu Tao saws raiden boutta kill La Signora : mmm money for a grand fatui funerals!
Raiden : *Disintegrate signora*
Hu Tao : :O
Coupon time❤❤❤
each person gets 30% off
Hu Tao : Business is business.
Hu-Tao when she drowned mid way:
"not even dying can prevent me from doing business from all this death"
That's how you score big sales: drown and die if you must...but keep going. Sigma entrepreneur grindset.
Looks like someone hasn't finished the Sakura Arborism Mission :^)
LOL thats me
I did every misson because boredom
hu tao forgot to prepare for her own funeral so she came back
hutao : **ignores** and see dead bodies
also hutao : *my time has come*
Business is booming!
--Hu tao
SO MANY CLIENTS
''Thats one two three...So many people business is booming I should tell Zhongli about this!''
Baal: i am about to kill la signor-
Hu tao: *miss how would you like to become my lord and savior of money?*
Hu Tao on her way to Inazuma to give the Fatui a 50% discount for Signora's Funeral service
Hu tao giving Baal a discount discussing the free conciliation for every fallen soldiers funeral:
Hu Tao legs: *Up down intensifies*
Now that is a real business woman ❤.
Hu Tao embarks on an epic adventure.
Travler: Teppei :<
Hu Toa: You want a discount on that?
Hu Tao in Inazuma: 50% off exclusively for soldiers! Come and choose your coffin! 🌸
This is normal speed for her once she hears that word
Inazuma: *war sounds*
The funerel parlor workers: well, time to- make some funerels for these fellows
the most cursed thing is that they healed Hu Tao
Hu Tao: *Business is booming*
Hu Tao: *20% discount only for today*
*collects wood mid-sea to craft coffins*
She makes customers on her way to the stonk exchange
Hu tao: ah yes a war now time for some profit
HuTao: Time to collect some dead bodies!
sprinting while adding new "clients"
Hu tao speedrunning her way to inazuma
**hu tao** welp time to go corpse hunting
Inazuma: at war
Hu tao: stonks
Hu tao : *its free real estate*
Hole can't dig themselves in Inazuma...
-Hu tao, Art of graves
Hu tao: coffin is 50% off!!!
There is no bad opportunity. Money is money
Hutao: Business is booming!
Hu Tao : I'M SPEED
I like how more than half the people here probably put the speed all the way up.
The Best part is the speedrun music lol
that takes a lot of time but it was amazing!
Hu tao is the goblin trade prince of teyvat
Hutao:On the way to kill people, i died twice
YOU DEADASS TRAVELED ALL THE WAY ON FOOT
The music makes it even more better 💀
Business is truly boomin
Business
hu tao be like - omg 10 coffins
Hu tao-walks all the way
Me- teleport go brrr!
hu tao can walk the entirety of teyvat 4 times just for 1 client
Hu Tao finds out about the tatarigami
Hu Tao is getting paid big time yall
People in background at war
HuTao: Now offering free shipping for sending your ash back to you love ones! Limited offer miss it and lose it!
She died on the way.. But I am amazed of the fact how well you know Inazuma..
Reason why hu tao go there:
Shes gonna get rich with those deas bodies 🤑
*scavenging for dead bodies Intensifies*
The only thing that i can appreciate was the thumbnail.
Business is booming
"Woah! look at all of these dead bodies, this will catch a price"
Hu tao when she found out there was war in Inazuma: We are moving our business
Hu tao: War? You mean fire sale?
If Kazuha dies I hate this game🤣
Nope, he showed us all that he’s a 6 star next to Madame Ping. 😂
@@UltimateDespair98 😂 I love that story quest now. Also gave me more cutscenes to make videos with for fun
free tour of inazuma? why thank you
War: *exists*
Hu Tao: *stonks*
"ahaha a war! no body will suspect *anything* if i do it right!"