I went grocery shopping today and decided to use my newfound knowledge. Picked up the butter I needed and threw a handful of change onto the floor. Long story short, they escorted me out if the store, without the butter or my money.
And I learned a new phrase, which from now on will be uttered whenever I plan to make myself visible for the outside world: "Everybody, back off - it's trouser time!"
That dress statement makes this singlehandedly the most wholesome video Ive seen from Josh and it’s the only game he didn’t manage to break/exploit somehow
@@mememachine7195 Uhh no, both Aldi and Lidl are German companies which both have stores in Germany and the Netherlands, besides other European countries.
I know this isn't how it actually ended, but I like to think that the customers who got to the end of the Verdant Spiral and saw the shopkeeper standing there, grinning a wicked grin next to a shelf with a single sword on it.
1:48 "...lets remodel this to something a little more our style". I wonder if he's gonna make a maz...*Josh makes a maze*. 11/10 CONTENT YOU NEVER FAIL ME JOSH.
*"I just made a shirt out of some fabric~"* *"I can make a dress [Insert a few more words] look how pretty that is"* **Gasp** *"Look at those trousers"* *"I can make a spade now?"* *"Come on. Go for the sword"*
thanks to josh and gray i ended up getting this game. Love it Edit: They've added A LOT since this video was made. I think Josh should check it out again lol
after watching this man alot i have to say. it all goes downhill when he discovers some sort of plants. Edit: just saw the ending and i gotta say i am not disappointed
You can totally grow potatoes from potato seeds, that's what the flowers are for after all, it's just way easier to jam half a spud in the dirt than grow fragile seedlings lol
As a native Dutch speaker, "Winkeltje" sounds so cute that I can't take anything in this game seriously. Everyone should be tiny baby squirrels to match the level of cuteness of the name.
Normally I watch this channel for the sheer horror and insanity of it, but this video... This video brings me genuine happiness from just how much Josh seems to be enjoying himself-
Fun fact: The largest Dutch supermarket chain actually uses a trio of hamster mascots, so that one joke at 16:46 - to us Dutchies at least - is kinda hilariously on point
His "today all I sell is a sword" "if you walked in a store and there was only a 'blank' wouldn't you buy it" idea is actually a mission in Dragon Age Inquisition and the item there is a mystery chest that contains a unique mount. Cuz that somehow fit in the medieval equivalent of a prebuilt nightstand crate
11:39 "This is what you wanna see, right? When you first walk into a shop, is just all these boxes and crap in the way?" This hits a little different after a shipment came in late at work and I spent today frantically unpacking freight so we would not, in fact, have the first thing customers see be a bunch of boxes in the way. lol
I don't think anything has ever warmed my heart as much as Josh softly admiring a pretty dress he can now make.
yes, there is much truth to this statment
I know I melted
For anyone trying to hear it again, it's at 5:25
@@Roberta_Trevino Thank you
It made me wholesomely smile ear to ear lol
I went grocery shopping today and decided to use my newfound knowledge. Picked up the butter I needed and threw a handful of change onto the floor.
Long story short, they escorted me out if the store, without the butter or my money.
Thieves :(
Ok not trying to be a Karen but if they took your money and didnt give you your butter... you can sue them
You're not serious, are you?
@@Snistalfor what
@@BeansOnButterof course not
i love this dude's channel. every sentence and delivery is pure gold.
Have you seen GrayStillPlays?
im soso because...
Uh oh. There's a clone Grace.
@@vinoneya2015 yeah, boring, seems like he's trying to be funny
@@sirdiegus8891 I was just saying, if you like this kind of content, you might like GrayStillPlays. Not everyone has to like him.
I’m genuinely surprised at the amount of time Josh spent happily whisper screaming about clothes
hey
@@EnergeticSpark63 Hi
did you know winkeltje is little shop in dutch?
@@RogueShrimpYTI never knew that
The three seasons. Spring, Summer, and Recession
The recession of our discontent
and lets not forget the fourth hidden season, king's day
His shop must be in Greece
@@gabek868 or Texas
Ah yes nothing like the seasons
Josh in every other game: *murders everyone gleefully*
Josh in Winkeltje: *gasp* I can make a dress, look how pretty that is 🥺
5:25
he is a teeny wittle happy goblin
@@harpor16carrillo75 why'd you just repost the original comment?
@@harpor16carrillo75 copy cat
lol
Nothing says scrumptious like dead end alley bread
Or, as the Dutch call it, a broodje kroket.
Read it as he said it.
Nice.
Inner narrator time
@Neth Winkles why'd you copy paste someones comment here?
@@ulissesnodah5462 it's a Spam bot, just report it
Brood
5:26 🥺🥺🥺THAT WAS SO CUTE HOW JOSH GOT SO EXCITED OVER MAKING A DRESS
As someone who has never been to Costco I can say that this is definitely a realistic copy
@Addict C Dane! BEGONE!
As somebody who went to Costco this is accurate
is like a supermarket where they sell you groceries at industrials quantities
@@fernandoabiti9350 r/wooosh
I seriously have no idea what Costco is ... So yeah
Josh: *gasps* trousers
This man deserves the world despite his murderous tendencies
And I learned a new phrase, which from now on will be uttered whenever I plan to make myself visible for the outside world:
"Everybody, back off - it's trouser time!"
*murderus*
oh no, nonono, dont give him the world YOUVE SEEN WHAT HELL DO TO US
I agree
*because of
Who knew this would be the game who broke Josh and made him Play It Right
It feels like developers challenged themselves to make Josh play it right 😂
@@15dusia15 llllllllll has no and 8p
@Connor Postma Yeah they brake people pretty effectively
WhOa
Poor poor Josh...
Did Josh actually... enjoy playing a game correctly this time?
IMPOSSIBLE
@@someguy2106 I... Don't understand....How could he do this?
@@shxyze8254 idk dude
TIME AND SPACE BREAKING
Maybe this is a sign
As a dutch person I can confirm all of our stores sell tulips
KingFooJr ik ben ook Nederlands
Nicolle Feron don’t say it, don’t say it...
Ah, what the hell. FRIKANDELBROODJE
in fact, they do
As s fellow dutcher i say : ay bro laten we een macje klappen
aa wee Dutch aa wer haben aa
That dress statement makes this singlehandedly the most wholesome video Ive seen from Josh and it’s the only game he didn’t manage to break/exploit somehow
"Oh my god, I can make a dress look how pretty it is."
-Josh who can now make pretty dresses
hey
@@EnergeticSpark63 hi
*yes*
5:25....."oh my gosh look at that dress, look at how pretty it is >~
@Sebastian Freeman whats that supposed to mean?
You want bread next to shirts next to hammers? Welcome to Lidl.
so true
I think you mean Aldi
@@mememachine7195 Uhh no, both Aldi and Lidl are German companies which both have stores in Germany and the Netherlands, besides other European countries.
@@Rafa-mv4nn i dont know aldi, so i'll relate to lidl
@@Rafa-mv4nn They're pretty much the same in that regard.
I find it absolutely adorable when josh says “omg is that a dress? Omg it’s so pretty.”
I know this isn't how it actually ended, but I like to think that the customers who got to the end of the Verdant Spiral and saw the shopkeeper standing there, grinning a wicked grin next to a shelf with a single sword on it.
I feel like that this game is Josh's comfort game, Where he calms down for a few minutes and stops being insane
5:26 i now need all these videos in regular voice and in asmr soft whispering voice so i can fall asleep to this
1:48 "...lets remodel this to something a little more our style".
I wonder if he's gonna make a maz...*Josh makes a maze*.
11/10 CONTENT
YOU NEVER FAIL ME JOSH.
"Welcome to my horrible shop"
*is actually a pretty charming and well-designed shop*
I've watched this like 500 times, and it always gets me when he says "I just made some shirts out of some fabric"
As a dutchy I love how you struggled with that word XD
Echtzo xD
Ik ook.
Same
4 jaar later, ik ook!
I love that he actually liked the game and played it right for once
You deserve way more subs. This is unique and hilarious.
HiMyNameWaffy just subbed
GrayStillPlays??
Completely agree this is great
I found this guy just a few days ago, I feel like he should have at least 10x the subscribers given the quality of his videos
HiMyNameWaffy is sub count grew from like 5k to 80k+ in like 2 weeks
I like that you started genuinely started enjoying the game at around the 4:20 mark
*"I just made a shirt out of some fabric~"*
*"I can make a dress [Insert a few more words] look how pretty that is"*
**Gasp** *"Look at those trousers"*
*"I can make a spade now?"*
*"Come on. Go for the sword"*
@Neth Winkles did you seriously just copypaste someone elses comment?
"Oh. I can make a dress. Look how pretty that is!" Favorite line of all his gameplay ever.
You mean to tell me tulips are OP in a dutch game?
As a Dutch person i can confirm this logic to be true
Yes I have 274 tulips in my house like any dutchman should. I also have *frikandellen* tree’s
@@Nicky_TM and kaasbroodjes
@@jikitty3115 lol
@@Nicky_TMalso lol
As someone who works customer service, the accuracy of customers taking what they want and throwing the money is staggeringly accurate.
Never thought he would say “let’s make this all nice” and not be Sarcastic about it
Oh man this video shows Josh's true descent into madness. He'll continue to destroy simulation games from here on out.
Josh: Plays the game as intended
everyone: Impossible
"you like bread don't you. And you like throwing my money on the ground like a complete asshol-"
Lmfaooooooooo
Hearing you get all excited about the dress was 10/10
"I can make a dress, look how pretty that is" I'm actually dead
"Welcome to Joshco, all your shopping needs are past that maze. Good luck"
thanks to josh and gray i ended up getting this game. Love it
Edit: They've added A LOT since this video was made. I think Josh should check it out again lol
All Hail Lord Josh, King of flowers.
and mazes
And cleverness
And stupidness
and pain!
and the torturer of giraffes
"I must have payed my debt... or whatever"
I feel that man, I feel that.
after watching this man alot i have to say. it all goes downhill when he discovers some sort of plants.
Edit: just saw the ending and i gotta say i am not disappointed
I've noticed that the more sadistic a gaming RUclipsr is, the more they enjoy plants in their games
Best quote from this episode: "Nothing says scrumptious like dead-end alley bread"
A true gaming streamer doesn't brag their scores around to attract noobs , they made a game looks fun and enjoyable, good job m8,
i feel weird watching josh play a game correctly and normally
i feel a chill in my spine
semi correct and semi normal
5:25 He sounded so delighted about the dress
been having problems with brainfog this week and i keep coming back to your videos bc it's helping me relax. thank you for making such good content!
Literally the most wholesome I've ever seen this man
I can’t believe it, he actually tried 🥺 he made a pretty dress
Finally recommendation list really know what I want, good content of simulation games, subscribed 😁
I honestly love this video josh is so excited to do regular game stuff 😂
Josh: Dresses!!! Trousers!!!😱🥰
I'm getting some early Call me Kevin vibes here. Awesome video soaked in laughters
I like when he actually puts effort in doing good in the game
this man is awesome.
I really enjoyed the happy noises Josh can make while actually intended gameplay is taking place. Nice!
I love his voice so much. I literally listen his let's plays with his diabolic plans when I want to sleep. Never slept better. ❤️
"Nothing says scrumptious like dead end alley bread!" - Josh 2019
I can't even begin to explain how much serotonin I got from this video and Josh just excitedly whispering about a cute little dress
Josh was so cute with his commentary. „Look I can make a dress“ *squealing like a happy little girl*
I'm totally addicted to your videos ! Messing with game mechanics plus a great sense of humour - right up my street. Thank you for making these !
It’s weird when josh/lets game it out plays the game right
5:25 | A beautiful moment...
2:51 | LoVeLy...
4:24 | That’s Great...
4:45 | Artichoke!
7:21 | Happy Josh!
8:31 | Asparagus...
8:45 | Pitchforks..
9:21 | Table Chaos..
10:24 | Trousers!
11:43 | Spades!
12:00 | Meat!
12:27 | Money Party!
15:41 | Walk Of Shame..
These are the important Times in Josh’s Career...
haha agreed
5:40 P-p-potato seeds?
Scuse me?
I've grown a spud in my day and they ain't got no seeds son.
Is this a joke I am not getting?
@@bento4876 Potatoes don't grow from seeds
@@joemedlen2924 Yes they do.
You can totally grow potatoes from potato seeds, that's what the flowers are for after all, it's just way easier to jam half a spud in the dirt than grow fragile seedlings lol
Ben To no they don’t
I will never get tired of hearing Josh say "oh my gosh it's a dress! How pretty"
Your channel is better than most channels with over a million subs, you're the best
"Everybody back off! It's TROUSER TIME" LOL
yano, i thought josh only found joy in torture and potted grass plants.
He like potted tulips, dresses, and torture now aww 😍
It was legitimately really cute to see Josh get excited over a dress. He finally gets a break from breaking reality.
As a native Dutch speaker, "Winkeltje" sounds so cute that I can't take anything in this game seriously. Everyone should be tiny baby squirrels to match the level of cuteness of the name.
Normally I watch this channel for the sheer horror and insanity of it, but this video...
This video brings me genuine happiness from just how much Josh seems to be enjoying himself-
was not expecting this video to be so wholesome, think i'm going to go cry tulips now
"I [don't] expect to find my bread next to my shirts next to my hammers." Clearly Josh has not been to Aldi.
Never had this kind of quality entertainment.
2:50 "look at my tulips, not those two lips" did he make that joke or is it just my mind and I'm beyond redemption?
Fun fact:
The largest Dutch supermarket chain actually uses a trio of hamster mascots, so that one joke at 16:46 - to us Dutchies at least - is kinda hilariously on point
Another fun fact:
To "hamster" something literally means "to hoard" in Dutch, so this joke works on two different levels without Josh even knowing it
I love how proud of his shirts he is
I love how much Josh struggled trying to pronounce winkeltje
The random tools and shoes opposite the bread aisle are giving me Aldi vibes.
You made a Costco, and used your earnings to build an Ikea.
2:00 Josh swearing is comedy diamond for me idk why
Here before 1 million subs.
As a Dutch person, I am proud that one of my people’s games made Josh play it right
the fact that Josh got so excited abt how pretty the dress was makes me :]]]]
This is the first video of Josh actually trying to play the game as developers intented !
Just as hilarious watching you almost play a game appropriately lol
It took 14 minutes and 40 seconds for Josh to actually play the game in the Josh way. And he didn't even break frame rate. This game is a god.
Josh has exclusively two settings: Absolutely Psychopath and "I can make a dress it's so pretty!"
His "today all I sell is a sword" "if you walked in a store and there was only a 'blank' wouldn't you buy it" idea is actually a mission in Dragon Age Inquisition and the item there is a mystery chest that contains a unique mount. Cuz that somehow fit in the medieval equivalent of a prebuilt nightstand crate
I really love simulation games, glad i 'stumbled' INTO YOUR CHANNEL
He got so excited to make a dress! 5:25
He played normally
Game developers: * WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!*
Watching him fangirl over making dresses and trousers is so cute.
I litterally loved the moment. Wi.. Wii.. wiii.. Wii . Wi... little shop😂😂
Josh playing the game correctly for all but the last two minutes: 🤯
"These people don't have jobs. They just come here and stay all day."
So it's a WalMart in the Midwest or South then.
seeing josh actually enjoying playing a game and not fully trying to rush through warms my heart 😭
11:37 it's like going to Walmart at 2 am
11:39 "This is what you wanna see, right? When you first walk into a shop, is just all these boxes and crap in the way?" This hits a little different after a shipment came in late at work and I spent today frantically unpacking freight so we would not, in fact, have the first thing customers see be a bunch of boxes in the way. lol
You make every crappy/decent game you play, really fun and entertaining to watch. not to mention your name is also Josh, you sold my sub