Pop-Sci Myths - Black Holes and Badass Cockroaches
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- Опубликовано: 10 фев 2025
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Hey you should put the zebra sex mask in the background
I would buy If I wasn't poor.
I don't drink milkshakes! 😏😛
I am really paranoid now, I am John and I have a big willy 😂😂
@@johnlewington5841 according to NASA research that means you have a tiny one 😉😏😂🤣
For April fool’s day, it would be epic if Simon and Danny switched places. Simon writes the script and Danny reads them. Legendary.
That would require letting him out of the basement
I vote this happens, but the set is moved to the basement...
Oh my god yes
Danny reads a script while simon stands out of shot with a cattle prod for if he tries sneaking in coordinates or any other funny business
Don't think that's a good idea. Danny could get out of the basement then. Who would write the scripts? We can't risk it
Simon: Surfshark...yaddah, yaddah...nazi killings...
Surfshark: Umm, Simon, got a minute...?
Nazi to see here! Move along.
I thought he was saying nazi killings, but towards the end it sounds like he says "nazi kittens".
@@Blindashitmetalasfuck Damn I just pictured goose stepping kittens . Do you know how much red wine hurts when it comes out your nose? Thanks for the laugh and now I hate you.
Reasons why BBs are mostly subscribed: It’s because this show is so hilarious we want to know exactly when the next one occurs!
Isn't that what subscription is for?..
@@OzzieTheHead Some people just don't listen.
Also; miss one episode and you miss 10 jokes in the next episode.
@@Chris.Pontius Yup
Also in order to understand 30% of them, you need complete knowledge of the previous episodes, also cocaine...def cocaine
Simon: Danny's not a terrorist.
Danny: Not a MILK terrorist.
OG LEGEND-DAIRY
@@Mister_MS.PAC-MAN OG LEGEN- and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the next part of that word is -DAIRY. LEGENDARY!
I love this channel. This is “Simon Unleashed.” With all the bleeps you are still back to the Simon I remember from TopTenzNet. I adore your irreverence, fast delivery, and total unwillingness to put up with human stupidity. While I don’t always agree with your personal opinions, I would rather at least listen to your intelligent argument than step into a brainless echo chamber.
Well spoken!
He still does toptenz
@@callabeth258 yes he does but it is much toned down due to RUclips and their ridiculous “censor through demonitazation” policy.
@@ericdreblow8564 thank you.
HERE HERE!:-) 🖖
danny: laughing his ass off as he edits wiki befoore writing the script
Also, Simon, I've been watching The Boi With the Blaze since approximately 50k subs I suggest making OGBB Tshirts available more frequently, legends will buy more than one, unfortunately I missed out on it but I'd love to see OGBB 1.5 T-shirt
Okay Simon, I'm getting surfshark. You've convinced me... And deleting my history.. You bastard..😂
Sooo.... what kinda weird shit are you into John? Let's see that browser history!!!
Dont forget to change that password. PS its not that big.
Good work John. I was concerned.
Me: *watches Business Blaze*
RUclips: “Check out this MBA course!”
Me: “You have no idea...”
All I get are those adverts where an attractive bloke tries to sell you those scammy "get rich quick" schemes, which is somehow much more fitting.
That's actually how I found business blaze.
I had to watch a couple of business focused lectures that happened to be on here just when BB launched, the algorithm connected the two and I never got through those boring lectures
@@treeherder42 sounds like you were saved!
I stumbled onto this when I was looking for fun videos to watch to supplement my mba studies lmao. Stuck around for the memes and then the video about barbie in China did become relevant when my marketing txtbk glanced over it
I'm now convinced that each of Simon's RUclips channels are now independently run by on of many Simons, created when he chopped himself up like a flatworm into many pieces that regenerated into fully grown Simons to help share the workload. And the Business Blaze Simon just happens to be the one that went horribly wrong.
So the Simon that runs this channel is the bad ecco from the west side of the retreat at ecco Park?
The thing I love most about the BB ad reads that go way off the rails: they approved this. Someone at SurfShark was like "yup, he makes fun of our name for a solid thirty seconds, that's a perfect intro."
Which just really goes to show you that they are in fact a cool company. When these companies approve totally off the rails ad reads, I gain respect for them... yes, it's a weird world, but it is what it is
ADHD intro + Danny’s intro = Acceptable.
Need more.
Here’s a suggestion bud: top stories of corporate espionage (one could do a spin off of utter failures too)
I dunno, that sounds like something a business channel would be better suited to covering.
...And that's how we ended up with United Launch Alliance.
@@MontyDotharl allegedly
I second this motion
Top 10 murdered children.
Simon: "stop drinking all those milkshakes"
Me: *sluu u u uuurp* "wuuut?"
You fool! All the boys are coming to your yard, it will shortly be raining men.
@@TheGrinningViking well... Crap... How do I keep the faucet on for cats and dogs? Massively expensive but better company most of the time... Hm... Too bad I can't make it rain elves
I haven't cleared my browser history because if I had to see these things then so do the trackers
Attacked right at the start... I am John. And I will NOT stop drinking all those milkshakes
And now he’s spreading my password to everyone!? Guess I have to get SurfShark
cockroaches: the Monty Python Black Knights of the animal world.
Hi Simon. I'm a scientist. And it is EXACTLY like that.
( I may have missed this ) but ..........exactly what would happen if you were hit on the head by a penny at 50 miles an hour
@@vickyrushton1783 not much to be honest. Theres less than 1J of kinetic energy... you might get a small bruise at worst
@frankeb1980 😂
Simon realizing that the blaze cult is too real. 😂😂
WE WILL SUICIDE FOR BLAZE DADDY
I will suicide for ETA when he lets us know of the proper time.
ETA knows all. ETA is life.
@@iowafarmboy well Fuck me... I was wrong.
@@iowafarmboy yes, all praise ETA!
The mobile task force free danny wants know your locations
Public companies: let's tell them we want their money but we can never actually tell them we want their money...
Simon: That's called market- no wait it's called lying. I want your money. Give me your money and I will be your blaze boi. It's simple.
Me: Honesty. ... ... I like it.
Dude, just yesterday I heard a commercial on the radio that started out "Other cell phone companies will try to sell you the most recent top of the line phone but not us, come into one of our stores and get (I don't remember the type of phone but it wasn't a cheap burner model)"
I literally looked at the radio like, "Did ... they just do that?"
It's so refreshing to hear honesty because most of the time it's this weird hiding of the truth but don't outright lie thing...
@@shelceygusek427 It wasn't even that, they literally did the thing they were criticizing their competition of doing in the same commercial.
@@Dargonhuman Those are great. 😄
I saw a car commercial like that a long time ago.
"Our competitors do this thing. We don't. We do the exact same thing... But because it's us it's somehow magically different and better. Buy our stuff. It's magic."
That's not exactly what was said... But was what was said.
😄😄😄😄😄
"Marketing: Also known as lies."
woot new channel "Simon Spoils the Story"
They must have split Simon in two from a few years ago. That is not the blazetastic bastion of RUclips that we know today.
Would be an awesome title for a channel if he ever feels like doing reviews
Only thing more dense then a black hole is someone who isn't subbed to business blaze
Pulling out the big guns in the comment section nice
@Ty Vsd1337 way to make it political
@Ty Vsd1337 so voting on a narcissistic liar is better?
@Ty Vsd1337 You’re here to tell us people who don’t believe in climate change or equal rights have an iota of understanding about astrophysics 🤣
Come on now! Everyone knows that black holes belong to the Labor Party. They spew the mess all over the universe and leave it for others to clean up, therefore creating jobs for the masses. Oh shit! My bad. That was ETA and 5G. Alegendly!
Okay, before I start watching the video just got to say major props for putting a tardigrade on your thumbnail and yes they are absolute badasses!
Business Blaze. Come for the business, stay for the self-deprecation.
I just come for the blaze
I come for the memes.
Who comes for the Business? 🤣
@@stephjoviI feel like everyone does at least once when they read the name and click without knowin lol
@@ThisGuyEveryTime not sure anyone still comes actually thinking this is a business channel. They see the topic. I want to see a comment by someone who honestly came for Business and asks like wtf is going on here? OGBB what? Who's a legend? Is Danny there with him, since he's yelling at him? Who are the infedals
It's always nice to hear SG-1 get some love. Me, my dad, and my brother used to watch it together all the time.
Sam, loved today's OG memes!
Simon, everybody knows that the survivors of a nuclear blast will be Keith Richards and Twinkies.😉
13:12 🤣 I f**kin' LOVE you Sam 🙏 thank you for being so God damn brilliant
well it looks like Sam just came up with a channel name for Simon for all of the kids movies that he's going to have to watch there's the review channel lol 🤣
But he can't do anything pepper pig related.
We come to Business Blaze for the long introductions, tangents, silly hi-jinx, outrageous commentary and Simon!
And the fine vintage memes
I came over here when this channel had like 2000 subs form toptenz and biographics...I can't tell when was the last time I saw a video from thoose 2 channels, but sure I'm blazin' since them every possible time...I mean there are some business blaze videos that i saw countless times but I'm not tired about it...legends!
Some of the best ADD Simon moments and classic sprinkle memes yet
SIMON WATCHES STARGATE IM SO HAPPY
Best dam show ever!!!
Hell YES! But Simon likes sci fi.. and and a connoisseur of the finer things in life, he recognizes the perfection that is.. Stargate SG1
Bring it back!
And also has the objectively correct opinion about what the best episode of SG1 was.
Ikr?! Stargate was the best! Though I have to disagree which episode was the best. Lol
Tardigrades are pretty cool, I’ve also heard that the offspring of sponges are virtually indestructible
Tartidgrades only have radiation resistance. They are actually very squishy and easy to damage.
@@carouselofagony3276 dont damage tards
I've read that you can actually chop down a sponge, pass it through a very fine net (basically, doing sponge paste) and if the water conditions are good, it will regrow itself.
@@DaniZeros And befriend a starfish
"There is this Stargate episode.."
Ah! A man of culture!
😁
Came here after watching a "Side Projects" video and the Simon transition is awesome! Props to Surfshark for sponsoring this LEGEND!
*allegedly
BTW, it's dark and scarry down here.
Blink twice if Simon holds you captive
I highly recommend watching previous eps. The past references run deep around here. And they're awesome ( ;
It is absolutely true what Danny said in the intro regarding science. Is he reading my FB. Jesus, Danny you hack! 😂
Yes master, I will watch til the end.
As will I.
That's hot
My name is John and this episode freaked me out 😵
Nazis and Kittens..... I can’t even... Took a sip of coffee and ended up snorting it....allegedly!
So when will Simon roll out his new channel "Simon Spoils the Story"? I'd subscribe to that sh*t now.
I looked it up to see if they made it a channel yet. It’s not.
But to do that he'd actually have to know the story AND how it ends. Not likely.
Soon. Always soon.
@@brainblaze6526 hopefully not an ALLEGEDLY btw if its Simon tagged you in a tweet about your Theranos chick delaying her trial because shes pregnant
Love when stargate name drops Stargate... And that is a good episode
I'm surprised there's something Simon has actually seen! But he has good taste.
It's one of the best episodes. I'm still haunted by it. Especially when they have to close the gate because it's horrible to watch their friends die.
The chancla
Every roach's worst nightmare
Honey. Sweetie. La chancla is EVERYONE'S worst fear. It's one of the most dangerous items on Earth.
Once saw my friend get hit with a chancla from 30 yards out with pin point accuracy then saw it thrown further on a video still with pin point accuracy. The Chancla is also my worst nightmare
This channel is literally the only channel where I enjoy the add-reads almost as much at the rest of the content. And that's not an insult to the rest of the content. Oh no. Simon just makes the add-reads so much fun to listen to.
AGREED!:-) 🖖
really looking forward to more “simon spoils the story” segments in future installations
Simon needs to make a sponsor cinematic universe, like magic spoon, surfshark and backblaze
6:40 - Chapter 1 - Cockroaches apocalypse
11:25 - Chapter 2 - Killing Penny
14:10 - Mid roll ads
17:10 - Chapter 3 - Cow's milk
21:35 - Chapter 4 - Splitting the earth worm
24:10 - Chapter 5 - Black holes
Who skips the ad reads? BB is legitimately the only channel I don’t skip them on.
There is a question about where the black hole is in time but yes, you are right about the fundamental nature of a black hole
Crazy it's been a year of blaze! Thank you Simon, you've been a beacon of humor!
After the Stargate SG1 reference there is no doubt, Simon is an Absolute legend!!! (Not that he wasn't before)
After Simon said it’s good, I’m absolutely going to watch Stargate SG1 on Netflix
@@jeremyborder6794 You definitely should! It's the best Sci-fi show ever made!
Lots of military shooting anything that mooves and very few alien races.
Spare yourself...
It's a sci-fi show for kids.
I haven't even watched past the intro and I already think it's the most honestly, yet insane youtube rant yet.
I love it.
Christ Simon’s intro is longer than Danny’s intro in the script today. Never thought I would see that. The Coke must have been laced today with something very illicit.
Today the today Coke today is very today strong today
Oh my gosh. I can't believe you know of Stargate! It is my husband's absolute favorite show, and I even paraphrased a Stargate line for my wedding vows. ("Undomesticated Equines couldn't stop me from loving you") No one ever knows what I'm talking about when I mention it!! You were already super awesome (I follow most of your channels) but you just went up like 3 coolness levels now!
Watching till the end is important how else am I going to get that last sound bite of Simon?
Fast forward?
@@badluck5647 and not have the context? I don’t think you’re an OGBB haha
Half the channels on RUclips are his what in the fresh hell
How fucking much Simon Whistler do you need
Unicorn Selene More. Always more.
I hope Simon charges extra for these ad reads. Not only do I never skip them, they're some of the best parts of the episodes.
Simon talks to the audience like we can correct him in real time. Top tier content right here.
I don't have the duct tape and teleporter to do that.
@@maniaemagna if we had a teleporter we could free Danny.
@@evansmoak7286 But should we?
@@parkerbrewer1257 Only after he writes Business Blaze the Movie.
I love the casual use of the solo cups. I keep thinking, "Damn Simon is drinking on the job." 🤣 Damn solo cups.
Naaa... Simon wouldn't drink on the job. Not after snorting the lines of cocaine before filming.
I know what's inside a black hole...
The Mario death sound. Thanks, Super Mario Galaxy
also spaghettification...Allegedly 🍝
@@TheBlueB0mber na, that happens outside the event horizon. I believe there is footage of a star getting spaghettified.
Don't forget the Bowser laugh
My RUclips recommendations love Business Blaze. I’ll try to watch some of Simon’s other content between episodes and RUclips’s autopay’s just like, “Come on bro, I know you wanna watch “30 Weird Facts About the World’s Biggest Brands” a fourth time”
I moved from Today I Found Out, To business blaze. Best decision ever.
Great decision! The early episodes of Today I Found Out have some beardless weirdo instead of the coked-up Simon we love.
I was introduced to Business Blaze by my other half. I was like “Oh, this is the Top Tenz and Today I Found Out guy.” Halfway through an episode. “This is not the same.” I have since watched every episode.
@@badluck5647 exactly! Probably a regen who inherited his memories but not the personality.
You've been missing out! Over here we have a million solo cups, and a talking heater. Watch out for 10 minute ad reads and Yoko Oh-no! Get your epic blaze on and start from the first episode!
@@zachwise476 SILENCE, INFIDEL!
I’m not that new here, just don’t comment that often :)
btw, where’s the guy that used to comment with the meme count? I don’t see that nowadays :)
"If your not subscribed". "Whats going on!?"
Idk I guess the RUclips algorithm has changed. But BB reached 250k finally a quarter of a million legends so idk what the complaint is about.
And here I was, watching all the way to the end, only to be called a dickhead. Thanks Simon. Thanks.
I finally know why I like Simon so much. He’s a Stargate SG-1 fan. ✨
Nazi Kittens will happen if we don't watch your videos to the end. That's what i got out of this
Can confirm. The bell is useless. Somethings I get notifications 5 hours after the video is uploaded.
Simon referenced Stargate, if he mentions Firefly I might actually fall in love with him. 😍 Someone might want to warn him. 🤣
Simon: be sure to watch to the end of the video for that sweet, sweet runtime!
Also Simon, at the end of the same video: DICKHEAD!
Me: "I remember that myth busters episode" to most of these
I love these new personalised ad reads
Is it weird, that I first watch top tens, then I watch blaze. It is like listening to a professor, then I listen to a madman 😂😂
Stop drinking all those milkshakes, John.
Get your shit together John
I'm watching this again 3yrs later. It's so funny to see how much simon has changed now that he's more comfortable being himself 😊
Simon "A black hole is something that's really incredibly dense"
Me "I could say it. Oh I could say it. I want to say it. I really shouldn't say it though."
I love Stargate SG1! I actually watched it all the way through on Netflix recently. I wish they had all 3 series on there plus all the movies. I thought they all were good actually.
12:45 Oh Sam. You're the best.
The Blaze is by far my favourite channel of Simon's media empire. Allegedly
Headless Roaches (Great Band Name) eventually die of starvation. It is true...
This is my favorite channel. Love these. Keep them coming!
“Hi-Striker... doesn’t ring a bell...”
That’s gold, Jerry-Gold!
When business blaze uploads it takes a bit of my depression away
This is basically the Simon Whistler fan club. Are you just realizing this, factman?
Drinking my coffee in my sg-1 shirt like wow someone mentioned stargate
Real OGs drink coffee from Business Blaze mugs
@@badluck5647 when Simon thows up a B.B. pipe mug on his columbian merch store I'll swap lol
@@mfdrew5768 .co is short for cocaine, so it is Simon's cocaine merch store
Monday morning meeting at Surfshark HQ:
*watches this video
"Gentlemen, we may have made an error here..."
Bigbrain at surfshak HQ: No, it's not a mistake. It's just big brain. People like it this way.
Is it really such a surprise that so many of your viewers are subscribed to this channel? It's your best one.
So I ordered some Magic Spoon cereal off one of your ads and tbh it is remarkable. Yes it’s kind of expensive but for what seems like actual magic it feels reasonable. I like that you don’t advertise shit products.
The bell is usless i have it set to none but i still get every single video. And its absolutely great.
When you sacrifice your monetization for a metaphor to explain subscriptions and engagement.
Respect
THANK YOU SAM for new memes and good on ya for keeping them vintage lol
When Simon said Columbia we all know what he meant haha
18:32 I KNEW IT! Poor Danny's working for the occasional handful of Magic Spoon that Simon tosses down his basement steps. 😉😆
So wait.... is Danny a Simon clone?
... that explains so much.
No, each channel is a Simon clone.
Yep just with a slight variation of their personality matrix
25:36 Stargate SG-1: A matter of Time. I like that episode as well.
25:53 I knew that was coming as well... We're both nerds, Simon!
Sam is on point with the memes! #FreeDanny
Sam was on point this episode, many hilarious edits and memes. 10/10
3:45 In a conventional black hole, yes. Though Wormholes might exist in which case they're tunnels
Not really. The Schwarzschild solution has zero mass.
Sweet, Simon's a Stargate fan, loved that show. One of my fav episode is where Jack and Teal'c are stuck in a time loop.
That is one of the best episodes ever, and not just in SG1! Just finished that season recently and had to watch that ep twice. Poor Teal'c 🤣🤣
Sam: Neeeeerrrrrd
Simon appears to be challenging Internet Historian and Comment Etiquette for best ad read in a RUclips video.
Actually, tomatoanus does a much better job. And I also haven't seen Simon take a chainsaw or a sledgehammer to the products either.
TBH that kind of stuff is the best ad read for everyone, it's entertaining to watch so it gets people to watch the video without skipping and that means more people might potentially use the discount code and buy the product.
@@ButWhyWasTaken how exactly do you take a sledgehammer to a service? He makes it interesting without resorting to destructive means for cheap gimmicks.
These guys videos are great they really help me sleep at night when I can't sleep, I don't know why but thanks Simon and Danny for helping me sleep
Simon must have received his latest shipment of cocaine just before recording this... Lol
Pretty sure he gets it from his dealer on the weekends so that he is always stocked up on Monday morning when he records Business Blaze.
Allegedly 🖖
3:46 dude I've been trying to explain that to people for years. It's like, you don't fall through a black hole you fall against that black hole because it's a solid object.
"Use a VPN and then your ISP won't be able to see what you're doing, advertisers won't be able to see what you're doing, governments... I don't think they would be particularly interested". Well, I'm in Hong Kong... that should say it all.
Oh that was weird, I happened across your comment right as he was saying that