The Official Podcast #4: Kinky Star Wars Minecraft
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- Опубликовано: 3 янв 2017
- Four close man friends gather around to discuss kinky star wars shit
Shit we Discussed;
The Annoying Orange; en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ann...
Fred; en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fred_Fi...
Jenna Marbles; en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jenna_M...
RUclipsr Drama in Episode Two; • The Official Podcast #...
Charlie's SocialBlade: socialblade.com/youtube/user/p...
Andrew's SocialBlade: socialblade.com/youtube/c/hugg...
Scarecrow: batman.wikia.com/wiki/Scarecro...)
Vore: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vorarep...
Brock Lesner; en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brock_L...
Fallon Fox; www.theverge.com/2013/3/21/413...
Ronda Rousey; en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ronda_R...
Siesta Key Rum; www.drumcircledistilling.com/P...
Three Olives Loopy; intoxicology.net/three-olives-...
Fireball Shots; www.drinksmixer.com/cat/439/
Spike Lee; en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spike_Lee
Voltaires Angry Glove; www.urbandictionary.com/define...
My Scientology Movie; en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Scie...
SOMA; en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soma_(v...)
WestWorld; en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Westwor...)
Hatred; en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hatred_...)
Lisa; en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lisa_(v...)
Ace of Seafood; www.giantbomb.com/ace-of-seafo...
Oddworld Abe's Oddysee; en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oddworl...
New 'n Tasty; en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oddworl...!
Timestamps:
Our Weeks; 2:24
RUclips Drama; 04:31
Our Fetishes; 09:22
Who We'd Fight; 21:31
How Drunk We've Been; 28:50
Charlie's OCD; 32:12
Favourite Toys; 34:32
Favourite Drinks; 36:54
Our Obscure Talents; 40:34
If We Were In A Porno; 45:15
Our Schedule; 47:37
HotFeed; 54:30
Favourite Games of the Year; 56:53
Hosts:
Jackson: / zealotonpc
Andrew: / huggbeestln
Charlie: / charitycr1tikal
Kaya: / kayaorsan
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Игры
The thought of a wrestler who's finishing move is time traveling abortion is genuinely terrifying.
Eddie Kingston used the Backfist to the Future.
In 2011 he punched Archibald Peck that he literally sent him to the year 2015
He discovered an almanac that contained everything that would happen, he went back in time and used this knowledge to his advantage. Then by the time the year 2015 came around, Archibald Peck was killed, then the version of him from 2011 appeared, bought the sports almanac and learned of his death, he would then travel back to 2011 and complete the cycle.
Wrestling is weird
Unless you're a husband.
it sounds like a jojo stand
AND MY STANDO, [BABY GOT BACK]
You forgot the minute long explanation of your stand's power.
"i like tiny ladies..."
"ones that i can pick up and throw"
im dead.
Bubbles if he has his way, so are the girls.
Caleb M. im dead again XD
Probably can't throw someone farther than the Green Bastard (from parts unknown) can
My name is Gary Foster, world's greatest midget tosser, I had a girl, that's how I lost her, threw her through the bar like a flying saucer.
he doesn't know what a short stack is but at least he didnt use the word again after
Kaya 2017: "I'm not that much of a drinker..."
Kaya 2019: "I fucking love beer..."
Kaya in 2022: actually eats healthy and hydrates*
Well he did say that he only drinks beer in 2017 as well.
I love how, when Jackson asked if the photographer was more famous than Brendan Fraser, Charlie said no so loud his sound spike touched the logo.
K
Time stamp?
Jackson is shockingly innocent for an Australian. He must be protected at all costs.
Except for the bdsm
He's fucking lying to you! You're falling for his facade!
9:53 "I don't fuck goats."
*NNNOOOO.*
*SMACK* Noice.
Sexual fetish?
Role play of course: I'm Hitler, she's Eva. I'm Spider-Man, she's Yoda. I'm Freddy Krueger, she's the Queen of England, etc., etc.
That's pretty fucked up.
you mean romantic right?
"I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."
if you can somehow work that into one of your roleplays and it doesn't immediately shatter your relationship, she's built to last
Colton Turner role playing scars me
That first one must lead to an explosive ending. Like a really dangerous way to shoot your load.
My kink is healthy, loving relationships.
I like fantasy and role playing too
That’s disgusting. I like it
Whatever wind charmer
How lewd. I bet you like holding hands as well, you degenerate.
Wtf is wrong with you get some help
i'd pay to hear the unedited audio
Hydron same
Hydron same
I'm always so fucking hyped for these podcasts. I don't know why but it is really unique and is quite well made. Good Job Charlie,Kaya,Jackson And that interesting fella Andrew.
ハロウィーン-Spookyy I think his name is Anthony.
Kenny West Sorry bby I fixed it for you
Arghhhhhh okay i will fix i selled my wife for 1nternit cinection
Ain’t that some shit
-How I would beat Charlie.
-You would throw him back in time.
That sounds like a JoJo stand
BITE ZA DUSTO
@matheus duwang
Always cracks me up whenever someone say, "what is the next question jackson?" because they know that they are going to be disappointed
the reason so many people have feet fetish's is because, no joke, the part of the brain that is stimulated sexually and the part of the brain that acknowledges feet are RIGHT next to each other, so sometimes they get too close and...you know.
nah man, that shit's gaye
Sir Musty ok
I refuse to believe that there's a section of the brain dedicated to the acknowledgement of feet
Frumpis Brinkleton I'm just relaying what I learned in Psych earlier this year. Not necessarily dedicated to feet per se, but it's the part that's like "I have this limb and that limb" and when the wires get crossed it ends up with a sexual attraction to feet.
Ryan Taffe Even with that knowledge, its weird thag i like them. Its extremely odd to find them appealing to look at.
God, Kaya is fucking hilarious. No offense to the other guys, but honestly Kaya steals the show for these things.
its the only place he can express himself living in an otherwise oppressive country
Avery Jenson
Avery Jenson i disagree, i like Kaya but without Andrew there would be nothing but silence. He gets the banter going
Avery Jenson nice try kaya
+rifle271 pfftt what no i'm not kaya
DO THIS PODCAST MORE OFTEN
LOVE LISTENING TO THIS
Not even joking, this podcast is literally the only I look forward to every week
Ryan K same
Ryan K did you ever watch sleepy cast
Ryan K clearly never watched the Fred movie because that's the reason why I'm still alive rn
Ain't that some shit?
Good that you're not joking, that would have been a shit joke.
This podcast has people in it that aren't Cr1tikal.... That makes me ENRAGED
Ain't that some shit
Andrew is funny though haha the other ones are just sorta quiet
I really like Andrew, I don't get the hate behind him.
Can you guys do a segment where you read Andrew's hate mail for a bit, I think that could be funny.
For example, Kaya, Charlie and Jackson all have voices like butter and they're just fun to listen to. Andrew has a voice like warm crusty disgusting mayonnaise.
Salmon Fish That's somebody's fetish.
I never knew stars can fight.. wonder what their power level is..
Fuck off Goku
Weeb
Goku Shut The Fuck Up
watch out hes gonna catch u with a dragonball
Ā, watashi wa anata kara doko kara mo nikushimi ga seichō suru no o mimasu... Watashi wa anata ga naze watashi ga uchū no mottomo kyōryokuna sentōkidearu ka o shimesudeshou! Sūpāseian no kami. Kyūkyoku no saiyan!
Why the fuck does everyone hate on Andrew. I swear to god he cracks me up the most because all the guys are just talking and all you hear is him say something really fucked up in the background and it fucking makes me laugh every time
Kaya is my favorite turkish RUclipsr
Jaκey He is the only Turkish RUclipsr
I just started listening this podcast... realized I have over 200 episodes to come. Thank god!
Same.
I’m just starting. I don’t know how I missed this channel for so long. Just never appeared in my recommends and I love it.
God I really want a "He's got a podcast!" T-shirt now. I know Charlie isn't huge on merch, but he also didn't change his icon or background until recently so who knows?
These older podcasts are just pure gold
charlies lil siluette picture thingy looks real handsome
igneel07 It's not Brandon Fraser.
igneel07 you should check out his snapchat big_moist he's handsome as fuck
Jacob West What are you gay?
TRIP SHARK id totaly go gay for charlie
Kaya: I don't like to drink much, or ever really.
Really Kaya? Really? 😂😂
11 minutes of a man's kinks, I'm liking this podcast
If you had to ride into battle on a centaur, which other man from the podcast would be the top half of the centaur?
stupidpeoplecallmesmart what if you had to run into battle on a reverse centaur?
Definitely Andrew. He’s 6’ 5”.
came back to listen to all the old episodes and its great to hear it all coming together. best podcast ever.
"I drawn the line at nipples." - American Media
the official minecraft podcast
Someone complain that it's only an hour long for em please. I'm to lazy
TwinBorn you could have used the time and effort you had when you wrote this.
Bubbles I have finals tomorrow. Can u help me?
***** would smacking books against my head help me absorb knowledge or would it kill me? Both are good i guess.
"I KNOW WHAT TO CUT!" leaves in all audio
Jeez I like Andrew, he makes all the jokes that I would
I listened to your last podcast where you guys talked about lucid dreams a week ago and that night I ended up having 2 lucid dreams myself. you guys should talk about winning the lottery because, you know... maybe....
I'm waaaay too late responding here but I've spent my life on and off trying to lucid dream and simply hearing about it or remembering it helps a lot. Just having the idea slip into your subconscious or something.
"I'll finish him off with my signature move: Gun!"
I laughed so fucking hard.
I really appreciate the audio visuals with each person. Sometimes its a little difficult to keep up with whos talking in a 3+ person call.
Charlie has a monotone voice
Andrew is too hyper
Jackson is an Aussie
Kaya is dead inside
I think these guys would work better just shooting the shit. This podcast always has a feeling of just "hanging out with the guys" due to the fact that there are awkward pauses, no advertisements, no music in the background. It's something I listen to while editing or playing games or something and that's great. It definitely feels forced to see these genuinely likable personalities have to try and come up with answers to questions.
If you want my suggestion I say that you keep a Q&A segment near the end if you can dig around and find one or two really good questions that you can have banter with. But for the other 45 minutes or whatever I would just say talk like you normal would in a skype call. Just shooting the shit, telling stories, etc. All podcasts have an awkward feel in the beginning but i think that's something these 4 can get past. It might be more editing to cut out the really long silences but I think Andrew is right. If everyone brings something to the table that they can talk about like a weird sex dream or something stupid they saw on the internet it would be like a real conversation with friends. Or have a topic that everyone can talk about but don't feel like you have to fill up the whole hour with just that topic. Tangents are funny. I think once they pass the awkward phase and fill the gaps of silence, just hearing 4 friends talk is definitely something I'd love to listen to. Because all my friends are dead and the graveyard said I can't have keep digging them up to have tea parties.
Thanks for the feedback! We'll take it on board when we record the next episode. We pre-recorded Episode 3, 4 and 5 before Christmas so we kind of had to rely on questions and such to get us talking for 3+ hours but we're definitely planning on experimenting with the formula in the future!
I'm not reading this
Insomniac unfortunately there’s adverts now
Judging by the title this is going to be fucking turbo cool
*SMACK* Noice.
These podcasts are hilarious and entertaining. Please keep making them!
the first 10 episodes are the best episodes imo
why
I keep coming back to this for the Minecraft block question
critical just sits quiet for a lot of the show
Prince Fancypenguin im pretty sure he's baked lmao
this podcast is the only one I genuinely enjoy watching
Do not stop at ep. 9. I live for these podcasts
This is quickly becoming my favorite podcast guys thank you keep up the good work! And I like when you put in effort Andrew even if it makes me a loser I guess!
Guys, your podcast is amazing! It's so nice to hear you all talking! You can take it to any direction and I'll still listen... even tho I don't really like fighting :D love you guys, best podcast!
I'll have two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda.
K
I never thought of Scarecrow as being hot, but now I can't disagree,
idk how often these podcasts come out but i look forward to them, thank you
I'm pumped for this podcasts every week.
I don't know what it is, but I love the chemistry between Andrew and Kaya. I feel alot of sexual tension between them...
Charlie never said his kink.
This has become the only weekly podcast I still listen too
im glad that this format is sticking for another episode.
"JACKoff - The Official [insert week's topic here] Podcast" would be a neat way to title the videos. It would also stick to the name you have right now, just add to it.
What's the most red-pilled show you've ever seen and why is it Lazytown?
I love this podcast, keep em coming!
im super stoked for the new podcast! i hope it gets uploaded soon!
If you were in a metal band, what would it be called what would your first album be called, and would would your theme be?
ANDREW I LITERALLY HAVE BEEN DESPERATELY PLEADING WITH PEOPLE TO FIGHT ME FOR MONTHS I HAVE SO MUCH PENT UP RAGE LETS FIGHT AND THEN LIKE GO GET SLUSHIES OR SOMETHING
Absolutely love these. Thanks guys.
I waited all day for this podcast. Thank god it is up!
Andjew is that one co-worker who always uses his phone but as soon as he sees you use yours he tells the manager on you
This podcast is frustratingly funny
I can’t drink whilst listening to this because I’ve spat my drink across the room twice now listening to these.
I love how you guys are getting noticeably more comfortable doing this podcast and it's fucking wonderful
I absolutely love these podcasts I pretty much listen to each of them every night while I'm trying to sleep
Everything Kaya says is amazing. He needs to make a solo stream
Leafy and KeemStar would be like Ferra Torr from mortal kombat.
I love listening to podcasts like this.
I love the visualizers. Spot on.
please make these longer!
Jackson got bullied a lot today
i love everything about this podcast
4th podcast in, I'm binging these. Love it so far 😂😂
My cat smelled my sweaty armpit
Scribbles Did they like it?
Cats love armpits for some reason, maybe it's the smell of deodorant.
0/10 didn't hear "ain't that some shit?"
years later LISA is now one of my favorites thanks Andrew
I look forward to this every week
"The Jack-Official Podcast" is brilliant.
Every episode should have at least one bizarre sexual fanfiction reading, with everyone participating.
I like the effort you put into this!
My kink is going back and watching 5 year old Official Podcast episodes at work lmfaooo
this came out exactly a year ago
it spells jack
This is my favorite thing on RUclips right now
Just looking at the topics I can tell this will be great
between questions, you four should play Mario Kart.
Jackson I want you to fight for your place to speak
I love the podcast! You guys are HILARIOUS!!
look forward to this every week!!
Jackson keep it up this podcast is the shit
Tbh Andrew deserves more subs. It's actual structured humor (sometimes) not just 'HAHA MEMES LOL xD' it's actual funny content
Andy Taquechel Thanks handsome
+Huggbees I was listening to this as background noise but I tuned right back in as soon as you mentioned LISA. Some goddamn great taste right there.
This is one of my favorite episodes
I listen to these on repeat to help me sleep tbh
It's Big_Moist and his 3 little_moists
I'm not an expert on podcasts or anything but I do want to point things out that I found off-putting even though I do like the podcast.
At least in this episode it felt awkward and the conversation stumbled a lot. There was also a lot of dead time. You guys are supposed to be friends right? Talk about stuff you want to talk about. I think the strong point of this podcast is that at times it is filled with wit and camaraderie, but at the weak point it's awkward and haphazard. I believe if you hone in on just having candid conversations with a very lose guide instead of strictly going by whats on the note cards then you would have a very damn near perfect podcast. Who cares if you guys go on tangents or don't finish all the topics on the note card.
Very late on this reply, but I really have to disagree with you on some points. Honestly, I don’t mind hearing those awkward moments where nobody’s saying anything because it sort of brings that genuine feeling to it. Though I can obviously see where you’re coming from, none of your friends in real life are always going to be full of fresh and interesting material. Same idea here. Seeing these guys struggle reminds me that they’re just a couple of friends talking. And that’s what sells it the most for me.
I've been waiting for this for like 2 days because I forgot what day it was on.
Keep doing these. These are ducking great.