Making Cannibal Making Cannibal Hammer Smashed Faces Cumming Blood This is Cannibal Hail the Cannibal Pits of Zombies Wretched Spawns.... ......Mr. Skelington will be proud.
@@simonesalunga4128 A GOOSE being RAPED by a RABID. SNAPPING TURTLE.....fits the Cannibal Corpse narrative effectively...most effectively indeed...your evidence is in the furnace being devoured by vermin during an evisceration plague that vows to make them suffer while staring through the eyes of the dead when death replaces life.......so vile indeed...albeit a bit gore obsessed with wretched spawn......
There’s no such thing as “pinched harmonics” in music....it’s actual term is “multiphonic.” He’s physically just pinching on the reed to make it squeal btw. I still love you tho.
He only plays about 2 measures before breathing. A lot of people say it should be 4 if you're playing at 90bpm. I'm not saying he's bad it's just that bass clarinet doesn't need that much air.
@@mork6668 circular/circuit breathing, you can really notice and appreciate it during the scale runs in the solo near the end of his Fermented Offal Discharge cover.
I can imagine him walking on to the stage at a metal bar with the clarinet. Metalheads in the audience are sneering at this mere instrument of wind. Then they hear the evil noise and go into a frenzy.
this makes think of images best described as a Walt Disney animated movie that's about zombies killing everybody and this song is played just like he is.
@@Name_Lessg the peg is THE most useful thing in the world. It supports the instrument, it can be used to reach stuff in the back of a locker, it can be used in battle, etc.
This made my day! The rare instances recommendations are actually on!! Thx man you mostly killed it, it was very neat, and well down, i could never imagine cannibal corpse in a wood wind or brass or whatever... I play guitar i wouldn't know about those instruments. Awesome, 👍🖒
This is so great! I love the fact that you actually effort to do it xxD its awesome! The blowing must have been exhausting and moving the fingers to make the right note at the same time for a fast paced song like this is intense ! Good job!
this is the best shit that i’ve ever seen everything is just perfect! that dude in the background, this guys playing, him moving around, his face, and those damn flaws it’s just priceless one of a kind video
Excellent performance, very amusing! Extra credits to the: imperturbable guy with the laptop in the background, lungs and blood vessels the of the performer.
Guy does so good at his concert that the music teacher asks how he had been practicing. He explains his cannibal corpse routine, 2 days later the music teacher hands out mandatory cannibal corpse lessons to everyone.
The guy in the background probably puts up with this everyday
LMAO I will do the same
OMG this comment is so funny i pooped a little
I would be proud to experience this in person
It looks like he dig's it and is speed typing to it 🤣😅😆😉
@@Hi-ov5nj I get that reference from bobcat goldthwait bizarrely enough
Caleb : *picks up clarinet*
Guy in the back : "oh shit, here we go again."
RUclips random algorithm recommendation at it again i see
I'm fckin dying 🤣
Help i'm stoned and i thought there was a pizza in the fridge but i forgot i ate it all and now i am hungry help.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love how the guy in the background is just like not even amused he's just like well, there goes Caleb with his everyday routine of Cannibal Corpse.
that comment literally had me laughing out loud
Maybe he's just a Napalm Death fan and it doesn't impress him at all?
@@mateuszcegowski499 🤣
Like number 666
😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😁
It took 7 years, but RUclips thought I just HAD to see a death metal bass clarinet cover.
Ikr?
Same lol. RUclips’s algorithm is on the fritz again, as none of my subscriptions are showing up but this did. And i love that it did haha
Same
I got here from a dood playing the solo for Sleep's Dopesmoker on electric violin in my feed lol.
When your parents wanted you to be a classical musician but you are a metalhead.
Samadar Chakraborty I should retry piano
Same difference
..and another set if disappointed parents who wish they'd birth controlled...😐
@@MikuPinky you should,..but no Cannibal Corpse, maybe some nice Bach.
@@joycesanders4898 No,no, too classical. I'm gonna try... Yyrkoon.
much respect for trying the pinch harmonics lol
Sav Jo so awesome haha
Sav Jo yeah for sure, sounds weird bt props on him for getting them pinch harmonics, this was a interesting video
Honestly my favorite parts!!
LOL
@Mehmet Kaan beeste kumment
This 7 year old video was recommended to me by the RUclips algorithm and for once I'm very happy to have found this.
#metoo
Same here
Same it’s weird, a surprise to be sure but a welcome one
Josh Besson same!
Yup.......
Cannbal Corpse - Hammer Smashed Face
Directed by Tim Burton
Making Cannibal
Making Cannibal
Hammer Smashed Faces
Cumming Blood
This is Cannibal
Hail the Cannibal
Pits of Zombies
Wretched Spawns....
......Mr. Skelington will be proud.
Score by: Danny Elfman
More like David Lynch.
Jesus christ what’s with all these mistakes???
*learns he was imitating harmonics*
Oh my god the guy is a master
Haven't u seen the genius Billy Madison on the flute before he says his opponent is good
@@osbrax does that make you the gatekeeper?
@@osbrax wow dude you're so cool
@@osbrax you are the wacht am rhein
thank you
This is the perfect soundtrack for a bear chasing a goose LoL
I actually chuckled at this. Haha
😆
Top comment ☝️⚡⚡⚡
Or a goose chasing a bear
@@chasebalcziunas4289 goose are some scary motherfuckers
When you want to be brutal but your mom made you play the clarinet
UGH ME
*br00tal lol
Lmfao
That's not just any clarinet, it's an ass clarinet
Brvtal
I think it is the best Hammer Smashed Face - Bass Clarinet Cover I've ever heard
+Horacio Toro Pretty sure this is the only one that exists XD
That's the joke
Top 5 at least
Same bro
With all respect for the guy in the video, then you've _obviously_ not heard this one: ruclips.net/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/видео.html
Squidwardcore
That's only with Clarenette bro this is Jazz core
Djazz
Death ward
SquidWAR
Squid smashed face
Cannibal Corpse: who needs a bassist when we could have this guy?
Alex is a great dude though! Amazing bassist and super humble
Lmao
Hes not playing the bass guitar parts silly
Alex Webster is such a nice guy, he'd probably be all like, "Yeah, this bass clarinet guy probably does deserve my place..."
Lars Ulrich: Who needs a bassist in a metal band anyway?
2012: nah
2013: nah
2014: nah
2015: nah
2016: hell nah
2017: nah
2018: nah
2019: PUSH THE VIDEO
SammyCArmas 2016 was a shit year 😂
Hillary bitches
Lol that's one way to do pinch harmonics.
lol I thought those were mistakes,this guy is way ahead in tecnique
Jake Thornton It's amazing right ? It's kind of like shredding really fast on a guitar to emulate a prolonged note . Adaptation in creativity .
AmAZing
Better than not trying
@@damienhelmold6978 ahhMaaaZING!
Clarinet Smashed Face.
Necronomicron HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Necronomicron clarinet smashed bass
The bell of my tool to torture, as it pounds down on your forehead!
Hammer *smashed* clarinet
What's your PFP look like hentai haven. Lol
No one gonna talk about that br00tal growl at the very beginning?
Tvue Kvlt
no because it was weak
Corpse Grinder sup thicc nekk
Hello, fellow algorithm riders haha literally 7 years for this to resurface
@@cygneturesounds Holy shit you're right...
The guy in the background makes it 10 times funnier
And the fact he's Asian gives the "Zen" touch to this monstrosity of a masterpiece
Meanwhile the neighbors think cows are being murdered
Those cows would be butchered at birth.
Reapers Ambience i see what you fucking did there
Cows and geese at once
I suppose metal heads come in all shapes and sizes.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why has the algorithm brought me here?
@@heckler73 same
I'm glad we're out of the cringecore fuckfest that was metalhead elitism in the late '00 and early '10s.
Can't put us in a box
This sounds more evil than any guitar could sound lol.
Is evil a synonym for to ridiculous to take seriously? Because then ya.
@@calvinhobbes6646 you must be fun at parties.
As a guitarrist i can confirm this is true
Yep way more unsettling than a guitar
Mic the wind instrument up to a Marshall !
Pinch harmonics sound like a dying chicken, thats bro0o00ootal!
I was thinking more of a goose being raped by a rabid snapping turtle...but still brutal either way...
@@simonesalunga4128 A GOOSE being RAPED by a RABID. SNAPPING TURTLE.....fits the Cannibal Corpse narrative effectively...most effectively indeed...your evidence is in the furnace being devoured by vermin during an evisceration plague that vows to make them suffer while staring through the eyes of the dead when death replaces life.......so vile indeed...albeit a bit gore obsessed with wretched spawn......
HAHAHAHHAHAHA 😂 stop it guys 😂😂😂😂😂
There’s no such thing as “pinched harmonics” in music....it’s actual term is “multiphonic.” He’s physically just pinching on the reed to make it squeal btw. I still love you tho.
@@TonyWTFscream on the guitar those parts are pinch harmonics.
Imma sway like this guy at a cannibal corpse concert
Underrated comment
Get elbowed in the pit for that
I did just the other day🤘😤
Just skulk around menacingly, preferably in the circle pit.
Stereotypicalize_Metal NO KARATE IN THE PIT!
i am a bass clarinet player and this is how the entire section acts.
i also play bass clarinet and i'm the only one who plays it in my class and this is how i am.
as a cellist i now really wish i chose band instead
our whole section is metal heads and we constantly play riffs but on bass clarinet
Thank you algorithm for this ancient treasure
The best is the man without feelings listening this with his laptop at the background.
He's probably so used to it by now it doesn't even phase him anymore! haha
+Edu Martínez He is Asian, they have no soul. :D
yeah imagine if there was more weirdness like a chicken running around or something like, the oddness element will be even higher lol
December I fell off the chair reading this!
"god damnit calebs drunk again isnt he"
We should all be proud of ourselves for clicking on this...
@watergod 83 🤣🤣
I am
@@DannyVictor1 your a good man danny
Thanks @@God4445
It deserved the views.
It's a bass clarinet and it's probably more bass than the "And Justice for All " bass
Miguel angel alonso well yeah? It’s a bass instrument......
@@bobanalhair1622 No,mayonaise it's and instrument
Lol
A tenor's voice has more bass than "...And Justice for All", sadly...
This should be the opening act for every classical concert everywhere.
I dunno why this appears on my timeline after 7 years.
I have no regrets.
Well coz it's RUclips NOT fakebook !
Right!
Agreed
RUclips finally caught on
I have no regerts
Does he breathe?????
of course not
he just exhales continuously
It's called circular breathing.
He can breathe through his butt
He moves away from the mic to breathe in
The horn of satan
Satan's Boner??
Zed Valhalla
i dont know wich comment is best lololol
Looks like my RUclips recommendations is working perfectly today. Great cover man
You gotta give him credit when he attempts the harmonics \m/
why only now RUclips huh?
I needed this years ago in my life
For real. Im sure I would have loved this in 2012.
RUclips is 7 years too late ffs
RIGHT?!
The lung capacity on this dude is amazing! you can tell he doesnt smoke lol
Who does that nowdays ?
You actually get very used to it and it's tiring but you learn to adapt
sophia darwin what smoking or clarinet
He does circular breathing.
He only plays about 2 measures before breathing. A lot of people say it should be 4 if you're playing at 90bpm. I'm not saying he's bad it's just that bass clarinet doesn't need that much air.
I've been playing the clarinet for more than 6 years and at some point I started learning guitar because I found myself doing THIS all the time lmao
Post videos!!!!
😂👍
You just opened my mind to a whole world of music culture I’d never thought of.
That's not a valid reason to stop playing an instrument
Kevin Sundelin if it furthers his passion, any reason is valid.
Hammer smashed face? I kept expecting Clarinet smashed balls with the way he swung his clarinet. Lol
Clairnet Smashed Balls: what a great name for a melodic death metal band
Nobody:
Weird clarinet kid in the back of the classroom:
I've been playing the clarinet wrong and so unmetal for years....
The question is 5 years later did you correct this? Lol
@@hellomynameisalone lol
No better time than the present!
I guess when you're translating metal to the clarinet, basic breathing techniques go out the window.
Paul Shannon "It's all in the technique."
If you see some of his other videos you can see him the double thingy respiratory technique very well performed... And yes it's called thingy
The guy in the back is using anti-stress breathing techniques
Sounds like a villains theme... idk cool tho
@@mork6668 circular/circuit breathing, you can really notice and appreciate it during the scale runs in the solo near the end of his Fermented Offal Discharge cover.
i am a clarinet and bass clarinet player and a metalhead. you just became my favorite thing on the internet.
As a former bass clarinet player and current metal musician, I LOVE THIS
Me too
"Today on before they were famous, Rob Scallon!"
Love the harmonic attempts! Awesome.
That harmonics sounds like a duck hahahaha
Quackibal Corpse
Hammer smashed duck
Holy fuck dude! Do you just cycle air through your ass into the clarinet??? This is amazingly fucking Metal! Rock on brave soul, rock on!
The hardest part is to try and headbang with this thing ~lol
You mean deep-throating the clarinet?
Hair whirlpools
WELL IT CERTAINLY WORKS FOR ME 👌🤘
I can imagine him walking on to the stage at a metal bar with the clarinet. Metalheads in the audience are sneering at this mere instrument of wind. Then they hear the evil noise and go into a frenzy.
I have no idea why youtube recommended this to me but I am thankful, this is amazing
This is the most metal thing I have seen in my life.
:'(
Nice profile pic, cool fish man with hat
Rob Scallon covers.
A+ Heart(& Lungs)
And Xtra Credit For the Pinch Harmonics!
Oliwally br00tal even
Why is RUclips only now recommending me this Gem
I love the dancing that accompanies this musical feast. Good work!
Looks evil with the clarinet floating around. He's controlling air. Demonic
From experience, Bass Clarinet really limits your Crab-core.
Guy: I'll be playing "Hammer Smashed Face" in E minor.....
Me: YAY E MINOR ALRIGHT
Guy: *begins playing*
Me: *WIDE AWAKE*
That little body swing at 0:45 plus the squeal is simply perfect. Still comes back to this video because it is so magical.
im so jealous of your lungs :( **shakes asthma pump**
Look up circular breathing
I should try a bass trombone cover of this!
do it
oh god! better start learning it /,,/
Go for it man. There's something I wanna see.
over the summer maybe
All right!
I thank RUclips for recommending me this gift.
Doctor: You have 4:00 minutes to live
Me:
- give me 9 seconds more pls
Dude, you unreal fucking cool man. I cried with laughter. Brilliant performance.
the pinch harmonics fucking killed me LOOL haha
Sounds like a damn goose squealing lol
this makes think of images best described as a Walt Disney animated movie that's about zombies killing everybody and this song is played just like he is.
lol yeah it sounds scary
Go on american idols or some shit and do this XD
Yo you got the power stance and everything. 11/10 absolutely fucking metal
Love the school bus airbrake squeals. Imtao.
The best recommendation RUclips video so far. It's about 7 year a go.
The guy in the background is in legendary focus mode. 😆😁😄🤓🤓🤓☄️☄️
Xanax
Even if your music teacher wasn't excited. This is great
The riff at 0:55 goes from brutal and evil to comical af 😂
That thing looks like something you could carry into battle
The peg alone can be used as a weapon. I call my bass clarinet a bazooka.
@@Name_Lessg the peg is THE most useful thing in the world. It supports the instrument, it can be used to reach stuff in the back of a locker, it can be used in battle, etc.
Out of breath? Great classical peace of music. Needs to be done by full orchestra.
I agree
I’d pay to see that
This made my day! The rare instances recommendations are actually on!! Thx man you mostly killed it, it was very neat, and well down, i could never imagine cannibal corpse in a wood wind or brass or whatever... I play guitar i wouldn't know about those instruments. Awesome, 👍🖒
When you head into the wrong starbar and Han isn't there.
Hahaha
*Enemy approached with a clarinet and wanna fight very seriously*
Genuinely never thought I’d be head banging at 6:45 in the morning to a Bass Clarinet cover of Hammer Smashed Face, yet here we are.
Cannibal corpse and clarinets. NOW THAT*S METAL
You've seen crabcore; time for squidcore!!🤘🤘
@:56 that part sounds unironically good
Never knew my love for woodwinds and metal could come together and make this beauty.
I feel lucky to have seen such virtuosic clarinet playing. Thank you, this has been quite the awe inspiring experience.
I shared this all over the place. This is golden, mate! I love this!
wow man those lungs are pure gold! loved the video!
That was oddly pleasing, thank you for that.
Came back after 3 years to watch this again. The pinch harmonics are the best parts!
I have so many questions.
But I dont care. This is art
when you want a guitar for your birthday but you mom gets you a bass clarinet
Thank you algorithm very cool.
Can we get homeboy in the back his own spin-off series?
I’m so glad RUclips suggested this to me 6 years later
the sound of those pinch harmonics is fucking killing me lmao
best shit i've ever seen dude
I love how he's getting into it and rock'n out 🤘
This is so great! I love the fact that you actually effort to do it xxD its awesome! The blowing must have been exhausting and moving the fingers to make the right note at the same time for a fast paced song like this is intense ! Good job!
Look at my man rockin the Trujillo stance!
Talk about A for effort alone, get it gurl!
Get it Gurl!!! Lmao!!!
Instead of a bunch of reviews and unboxings, We need to see more of this nowadays. Superb clarinet player
this is the best shit that i’ve ever seen everything is just perfect! that dude in the background, this guys playing, him moving around, his face, and those damn flaws it’s just priceless one of a kind video
Excellent performance, very amusing! Extra credits to the: imperturbable guy with the laptop in the background, lungs and blood vessels the of the performer.
Never heard clarinet sounding so brutally heavy.
Well, with the exception of John Zorn, maybe - but he's still a bit different.
I love this comment and agree.
The only form of bass you’ll hear in most metal
Mike Finocchiaro lol, that’s funny because it’s true
Bingo.
Not if you listen to well-produced albums 🤘
there is that six strings fretless and this, nothing more
From one bass clarinetist to another, that was SICK
Guy does so good at his concert that the music teacher asks how he had been practicing. He explains his cannibal corpse routine, 2 days later the music teacher hands out mandatory cannibal corpse lessons to everyone.