Sarsaparilla, Licorice, and Red Hot | Critical Role | Campaign 2, Episode 127
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- Опубликовано: 28 фев 2021
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The Mighty Nein enact a heist on the storage vaults of the Vergessen Sanitorium, but their quick caper proves more difficult and dangerous than they'd anticipated...
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HEY, there might be some SPOILERS under the thing
0:50 Democracy hurts Sam
6:35 Intro cinematic
8:10 Episode Starts
9:30 Recap Ends
10:45 Fluffernutter prep
12:30 The tower is now a waterpark
14:55 Just say yes normally
17:55 Dealing with Astrid
28:25 Jester’s disguise walk
29:50 Maps
31:25 Astrid is a secret architect
33:00 Astrid uses Dungeonscrawl
43:50 Check for the crest
45:10 Suspicious birds
47:35 Caduceus respects the landscaping
49:50 Caduceus has learned the hand signals
52:40 Fjord gets cool spells in his sleep
54:40 Yasha looks great
55:50 Caduceus is surprised by his own magic
1:00:00 Caduceus is a handyman
1:05:20 Nouns
1:06:25 Team names
1:08:10 Sasparilla and licorice
1:10:40 The one interactable part of the wall
1:12:15 Taliesin lasers the TV
1:13:50 The team names break everyone
1:20:20 BREAK STARTS
1:24:50 Art Montage
1:37:30 BREAK ENDS
1:39:40 Travis unleashes the fog
1:42:05 Hate the rules
1:44:35 36
1:46:45 Veth has awful perception
1:48:20 Beau can just climb walls
1:49:30 Beau contemplates murder
1:51:25 Fjord closes the gate
1:56:10 Veth gets into the hand signaling
1:57:15 The real map is out
1:59:30 Silent conversation
2:01:30 A good time to read your spells
2:05:20 Everyone’s having problems aiming the laser
2:08:15 Stealth fluffernutter
2:10:40 Gravity sinkhole is terrifying
2:12:05 Sasparilicorice (Beau preps options)
2:15:15 The guards never stood a chance
2:17:55 Jester is keeping it together
2:22:55 Jester tries to taunt some guards
2:26:45 Caleb is not holding back
2:31:00 Jester makes a body snowman… a manman?
2:33:20 Traveling with a murderer
2:35:20 Veth’s attack is shocking
2:43:50 Team Firestorm
2:45:40 Possibly the most brutal kill in CR history
2:47:55 Remember kids: death to collaborators
2:50:15 Team Outie is panicking
2:52:15 Messaging Veth
2:52:40 Careful with earthquakes
2:56:50 Spell slap bracelet
3:07:40 Beau has been driven mad with guilt
3:15:10 They’re screwed
3:18:10 Episode Ends
The in-game start date for the episode was the 30th of Brussendar 836. Sam’s flask is a picture of him and his wife as a cat and dog, respectively. Art by ArdisFoxxArt.
I’ve been watching LA by Night for the first time recently and… it’s so good. So much drama, everyone’s so cool and goth. Worth watching if you never have.
Any moments I missed? Feel free to post them here. Is it Thursday yet?
Ooo new spacing nice
Honestly so good damn quick!
Jezzz still slower than you🤧
There is our God!
Man's to quick
The Nein: *having a Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad day*
Yasha: *just had sex, making daisy chains, fully vibing*
Beau: something became unhinged in that bedroom
it’s what she deserves
team deity were good this ep
@@aunthirai Good point!
@@nicolasachille4371 Yasha showed her some things that changed her
Veth: "I'm travelling with a murderer."
Veth: "It's me."
🤣🤣 This is so true and rather hilarious that she tried to put all the blame on Caleb. 😂😂
@@skyharkness9738 Yea, and it's not the first time she just murdered a guard in cold blood, Veth did the same thing with Jester earlier in campaign before Xhorhas
@@host. do you mean the guard she shot in the neck with the crossbow? Would you happen to know what episode that was?
@@alisonspooner136 Yep that, but I don't remember off the top of my head
@@alisonspooner136 Was during the Tumblecarve raid in Uthodurn. 2x76
Caleb makes a beautiful and thoughtfull first date for 2 of his best friends and the next day goes Darth Vader on a bunch of people.
"I am what *you* made me."
You're absolutely right...he did go full Vader.
I love how Ashley plays Yasha's complete misunderstanding of the _Message_ cantrip.
I fucking love it, it's so adorable.
Caduceus: I've prepared calm emotions just in case.
Caleb: please stay outside.
this comment is underrated
was I tripping through this and the last few sittings or are there seriously wierd vibes between him and the rest of the party?
He says stuff and the rest looks pissed, he's trying to whisper stuff to Beau and she's seemingly uncomfortable, Ford is throwing shade all the time?
@@SickOfItAll1988 Him being Caleb or Caduceus?
@@Shornaal13 I ment Taleasin (is he written that way?) Caduceus player. The way he interacts out of character seems very wierd to me, but I'm sadly prone to overthinking, so I'm not sure. Travis seems pissed at him, he always glances at Beaus player and she seems so uncomfortable
I think you're digging your own rabbit hole.
Taliesin created Cad as a counter to Molly, both drawn from people he knew, and part of himself.
On an inter-personal level Taliesin, Matt, and Marisha are thick as thieves, and Tal & Ashley have a bond forged in the completely alien world of child stardom.
He's an odd duck, and creating a high Wis/low Int moral anchor was a *choice* 😆 and as a counter point to Percy too.
I think they are all trying to overcome their most base gamer murder-hobo instincts, when they are around cad... And finding it jarring 😆
Matt "I-I like Liquorice..."
Liam "...I knew you couldn't be perfect."
But... He is perfect... Licorice is tasty... I love black licorice...
At what point in the episode was it? I think I missed it.
@@insaiyanfromearth early when they were discussing code words.
@@insaiyanfromearth around 1:08:00 or a bit after
And anise as well!!🤢 I've never had such a horrible feeling/reaction as accidentally finding a star anise in a mouthful of food, argh! 🤮
This is evidence that Caleb, under slightly different circumstances, would be a cold-blooded rival to even Trent Ikithon himself
Fairly confident that was Trent's goal. Cold, ruthless Volstrucker mage who has the potential to succeed him as an assembly member. I also recall Liam at some point mentioned Caleb (pre-mental break down) was Lawful Evil.
Like, if they changed his memory, so that a Kryn soldier started the fire, Caleb would've massacred the entirety of Xhorhas by now.
@@rosiecooper8030 shit, you're right. It'd be like changing the target of a nuke lol
@Pelinal Whitestrake point is, he outright stated that he doesn't want to die and wants to stay in his position as long as possible. Besides, he and the Cerberus Assembly kept a beacon hidden despite it causing a war and possibly compromising peace negotiations, without the king knowing, this doesn't scream "nation first" to me. It seems more that he is expanding his pool of personal power by placing capable apprentices in important positions and by studying dunamancy and other less known branches of magic
Under different circumstances Caleb could have been the BBEG of this campaign
Imagine an ex-patient walks in after 5 years and starts crushing guards against the ceiling and shooting lightning out of his fingers
Sounds like something Palpatine would do
I had the same thought. I was wondering why he chose such a devastating spell. I know he has sleep or silence, or literally anything other than that. Then I realized he is playing his character not necessarily the smart thing that Liam knows to do. It really show when you see jesters reaction. Jester and Caleb are normally on the same page but he just disregarded and went for the kill. I mean if i have cables power i fucking would too. catch me in the place where i was tortured and held prisoner, i killing all of them. even if they are "good at heart" says cilmy(how ever you spell it) they are all apart of the problem. You can tell jester obviously doesn't have the hate for them so it was sweet for her to try.
ITs hard to really tell because Liam is not in like Caleb headspace
Sounds a bit like the ending Rouge One
@@Graycata they actually did reference that scene briefly.
Veth and Jester: “these are just guards, let’s sneak by or incapacitate them if we can.”
Caleb: *Pumped Up Kicks starts playing*
😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Lol. Except Veth was the first one to shot
You mean Ride of the Valkyries starts playing*
God I want an animatic now with Pumped Up Kicks playing as he destroys those guards, full-on Umbrella Academy theme of “the fight be brutal but the tunes be vibing”
@@poppyonline4034 arguably Pumped Up Kicks works better for Veth. She is the only one with a gun and bullets. But a hand crossbow is close to a pistol.
Evolution of Veth's messages:
-Sarsaparilla!
-Sarsaparilla.
-Sarsaparilicorice?
- *Sobs uncontrollably* Sarsaparilla!
-Sarsaparilla.
-RED HOT! RED! HOT!
and the episode ends just before the "licorice"
Firestorm: *Heavy Rock Music, Electric Guitar and Heavy Drums*
Outtie: *Here Comes The Sun on a Ukulele*
Beau: *Slow, Eerie Violin*
Artagan: *Dancing to Barbie Girl, with a Mai Tai in one hand, cigarette in the other, wearing a Hawaiian shirt and pineapple-shaped sunglasses* Well, that was a choice...
whats that one water instrument that they use in horror movies? thats serial killer beauregard. drink this acid-o-reguard, violently put you to sleep....reguard...
Yasha : *Never gonna give you up ! Never gonna let you doooown !*
I can definitely picture Artagan making a mental note that he should never screw with Caleb after witnessing this.
Just the doom eternal soundtrack in the basement and calm everywhere else.
@@randomcourier glass armonica?
Jester in Balenpost 🤝 Jester in the Sanatorium
making a snowman
with the guards
Oh my soul, I think it died
I am choking on an oreo.
Oh god, this is pure genius.
I approve of your sense of humor but the fuck??
this might be the best thing I have come across in several months
"I'm travelling with a murderer.
Sorry, I misspoke. What I meant was, I'm a travelling murderer."
If they do an animated series based on The Mighty Nein, I totally want this episode to be shot as horror, from the guard's perspective.
YES. i'm not even a fan of horror, but damn if that isn't how this whole situation started to feel at a certain point lmao.
I want it as a two parter, right after the horror episode we get an explanation in comedy heist fashion
@@ophiuchus_kin An overlapping thing like those two episodes of Leverage, "57 13 "The Girls' Night Out Job", and "58 14 "The Boys' Night Out Job", with some "39 11 "The Rashomon Job" to anchor the effort. So, given the sitch, Lovecraftian horror, Leverage style heists, Rashomon where the participants are in the Asylum after the big bad goes down. That'd be some fried gold right there...
There’s just a cutscene of Cymie with fight noises in the background like “🥲 1032, 1033, 1034...”
@@ophiuchus_kin oh my god wait the episode wildly swings from comedic heist to horror, from like scene to scene. Total emotional whiplash
Matt's joke about that guy's friend being "very dense at times" after he was crushed into his armor in the other room LMAO
I’m glad I’m not the only one who had a giggle there
Savage
2:18:30!
Seemed to be completely missed by the rest of the group.
Tal caught it@@blahblahghost
We didn't see Caleb Widogast this episode... We saw Volstruker Bren Ulfric Ermendrud...
the subtitles give me the brain hurt, it's Vollstrecker.
@@kariissmol9172 actually, OP was right with spelling of Volstrucker, though his name is Bren *Aldric* Ermendrud.
@@trunkskoolkid I'm german. I know words.
@@kariissmol9172 it's not German, it's Zemnian 😉
@@trunkskoolkid in the earlier episodes the subtitles were correct. They were the german words without error (exept grammar), later they changed.
Cad had a great line in there when they were discussing using 'fuck' as a code word for things going bad. "Maybe something you dont use as a comma"
+
When she said "what's something I never say" all I wanted was someone to say "I cast cure wounds "
@@charmer129 ah yes jester is “the healer”
Yes ik clerics don’t have to be healers jester just prefers... preemptive violent healing
@@greysplaysgaming7139 lmao preemptive violent healing
You don’t have to heal anyone if you kill the ones who would hurt your people before they can do it.
Caleb: I had to kill a man to escape :'(
Also Caleb: Crushes mutiple guards with a gravity well to break in :)
Yeah, that felt a bit off ._. ^^
Catharsis, confidence, and already being damned.
i've never taken him saying that as regret. just a statement of fact like 'this place is really well guarded, i had no choice but to kill one to get. i couldn't just sneak by'
When he escaped he was level 1..lots of guards suck at that level so makes sense also without metagaming he had several experiments on him so his mind was very altered
I mean it's Caleb so more like:
Caleb: I had to kill a man to escape :/
Also Caleb: Crushes mutiple guards with a gravity well to break in :/
Jester desperately trying to save an enemy guard she befriended because her charm spell let her actually get to know him 😭
She is really luck that Matt didn't catch that invoke duplicity is also concentration.
@@thomaskatz5665 He might have. There was a guard that rushed out and in that situation it makes more sense for him to run and get help than take on the people that charmed and murdered their way through many guards.
Matt revealed later, might be in the wrap up, that Cymie did raise an alarm when Fast Friends dropped
The moment Astrid gave them floor plans I was like "Oh yeah. Ocean's Nein."
OCEAN"S NEIN
Lol yes we love a pun
Truth
This pun deserves an award
That name implies stealth, and a black hole doesn't seem very stealthy to me.
Veth walking in on that mage like "CALL AN AMBULANCE CALL AN AMBULANCE... BUT NOT FOR ME"
Veth: I'm traveling with a murderer
Also Veth: the murderer is me
Veth has got a quick hand
Looking round the room, she won’t tell you her plan
Got a fluffernutter bolt
Hiding in the corners she’s a stealthy kid
She found a Tinker bolt blaster
In Hupperdook, oh in a shop of fun things
I don’t even know why, but she’s coming for you
Oh yeah she’s coming for you
Caleb: "let's get In and out quiet."
*gets caught by guards*
Caleb: COWABUNGA IT IS
C O W A B U N G A I T I S
Celeb: gravity go brrrr
It's literally every stealth video game when it goes wrong lol
Veth has got a quick hand
Looking round the room, she won’t tell you her plan
Got a fluffernutter bolt
Hiding in the corners she’s a stealthy kid
She found a Tinker bolt blaster
In Hupperdook, oh in a shop of fun things
I don’t even know why, but she’s coming for you
Oh yeah she’s coming for you
caleb RECYCLED HIM
my only warning for this episode was "this week: the mighty nein fuck around. next week: the mighty nein find out." i'm intrigued and terrified
God I'm terrified for the next episode
@@michaelbonyak3517 I saw ~20 mins of it live and HOLY FUCK. No more. Just HOLY FUCK.
Yeah something about them sneaking into a Cerberus assembly premises to steal shit and letting guards see their faces and survive doesn't bode too well
@@utes5532 Can’t imagine why, I mean sending all the people that could message in one group, one of which has severe PTSD of the place they are breaking into, seemed like SUCH a good plan!
@@stingerjohnny9951oh no
"He's a bit dense at times" Well, he's even more dense now.
That's... very clever. Horrible! But clever.
Rip Jasper
OMFG that's a good one, how did I not catch that xD
This comment deserves praise!
"He's got a good heart." Not anymore he doesn't
Astrid: "Be careful. Don't make a fuss. Best to be in and out quickly."
Me: Ah yes, the mighty nein specialty
that is a weird way to say "mass murder"
@@raptorjesues1445 if there's nobody left who heard, did you make sound?
@@MrSimpsondennis uhm, yes, when there's people who have "Speak with Dead."
Good o'l russian stealth
@@skullsquad900 I think it requires a functioning mouth/talking organ
Caleb: "I would like to rage."
Veth: *Surprised Pikachu face*
😆😆😆
Not gonna lie I just realized how genius Sam’s ad scheme is. How many of us would normally skip ads in a RUclips video but we don’t skip Critical Role announcements to see what crazy, stupid, hilarious thing Sam comes up with. I appreciate the whole cast and everything they do so I may watch the announcements anyway but I know a lot of people who skip anime openings and RUclips sponsor ads that watch crit role all the way through so I gotta admit Sam is doing a damn good job.
Partially true, his ads are normally way too exciting to pay attention to what he is actually advertising :D
But it's true that he makes me watch them every time. While I always skip over the other announcements and the intro until Matt's summary starts.
I rarely skip Sam's ads because I love watching the cast just break down laughing.
There's literally an app that auto-skips sponsored ads (SponsorBlock on chrome web store). I whitelisted CR though because Sam is far too entertaining; more so when he breaks the cast with his shenanigans.
Often the excitement for Sam's next ad is what drives me to click the next episode after every draining but exciting few hours of content
honestly ive always skipped to right after the opening song (sometimes i listen to the song but not usually) with the timestamps.
This episode was Caleb’s “No Mercy Percy” moment, and I’ve been waiting for it for a while. Caleb is a powder keg that only needs a slight spark to go off, and this episode demonstrates that perfectly.
well he fucked his party so that’s not a good thing
Liam played him with fidelity. And this see-only-enemy Caleb was efficient and unlikeable.
Caleb: *killing the Jedi apprentices*
Yasha: Isn't life great?! We only heard the good word, and I have a girlfriend c:
Jester: *Starts to get some real PTSD from the Nein*
from what I've been told some of this should affect their alignments? XD
especially for that poor guy that Bo.. "dispatched"
Imagine being friends with someone. That someone is meek, shy, reclusive at times, but over the course of the months that you spend together they open up, little by little. You learn about them, they learn about you, you share secrets, things you haven't told anyone else, and naturally you become friends, family even. Nothing could break you apart or change the perception of that other person in your eyes.
And then that other person starts crushing people into bloody balls of gore for no good reason.
This is where Jester is at right now.
@@enderriderone5180 i mean in the case of Beau she was kinda horrified at what she did unlike the alignment shifts from the previous campaign that were because of actions done without remorse.
@@appelofdoom8211 while true, that *was* a conscious choice of pouring acid down his throat, instead of using the knife that was at the ready, or trying choke him to unconsciousness
I killed them all. Not just the guards...but the guards, and the guards too. Theyre guards, and I slaughtered them like guards.
Somehow, when Jester was crying for the guards it felt tragic, horrifying, and hilarious at the same time.
I'm getting some Spurt flashbacks.
@@LazyHermit At least he got to live out his expected lifespan, lol!
@@nemonomen3340 spurt died as he lived. not giving a fuck
@@nicholasparton5500 Also, as a spurt...
I was expecting a "look at the flowers" walking dead moment from Jester. Crying because she had to kill her new friend.
The moment Jester Invoked Duplicity, I was waiting for her to realize, but never did, that it is a concentration spell, which breaks Fast Friends. The guard Beau saw running for help was Cymie... Jester's mercy caused this.
run Cymie run... get far away.
3:17:36 Dang so Sam was actually kinda right lol
Yeah was wondering about that myself, but didn't connect the two events. I wonder if it really was him that Matt sent running. Given he never mentioned that the spell dropped, and he usually calls those things out when they forget concentration.
That was maybe the most horrific stealth mission I’ve ever witnessed. That’s some beyond Hitman shit.
It's only second to the time they tried to sneak into Avantika's office. God that was painful to watch...
I feel like the trickery domain of Jester preventing her from ever planning anything combined with Sam's desire to have everything go wrong all the time is just preventing the whole team from ever making a plan of any sort.
They are idiots, it was expected.
@@TimoRutanen Ironic you would say this because Caleb was the one who started making a massive ruckus
could have just taken sleep spell, but no gravity sinkholes
"We're going non-lethal"
- Travis, Team Outtie
I mean, they have the least fatalities.
“There were many casualties.”
@@dantevitale5714 I feel like Beau’s kill counts as like 20.
Lucien watching through scrying: "Boy...that escalated quickly."
“Maybe it’s good we are on the other side of the continent...”
Just him canning himself
I mean that really got out of hand fast
@@lucasm.3864 The funny part, Lucien would have probably murderkilled him too.
Essek... mayhaps?
I just realized we’re getting this episode animated at some point
_oh dear gods_
oh dear gods *yes*
👀
Excited for it, but hate that we’ll still be waiting at least 3 more years for it to come to fruition. 🥲
I was watching an ex-jewel thief talk about how they'd spend months/maybe years staking out and planning a high profile heist. The Mighty Nein are breaking into one of the most secure locations in Wildemount and are literally planning it on the way over.
I love this group and I love this game.
I think I know that video you're talking about.
it helps to be able to instakill anyone who sees you
@@GAdmThrawn That sounds like a really cool interview/talk! Anyone have a link or info they can share about it?
@@RuailleBuaille just look up Larry Lawton. He has a whole channel and playlists and he's an author so even had books.
@@brayidur ooh, sweet! Will do, cheers :)
"It takes 3 guards to make a snow man." -Taliesin Jaffe
"we need to find a gnome guard now" -- the image of hunting for this to make the head... ooooo
I'm begging any artists... *please* don't draw this!!!
Ashley hiding under the table yet asking to keep playing is the most D&D thing ever
I pretty much did exactly that at our last session
I think the best part is you can see, just for a moment, as he explains why they shouldnt, how badly he wants to say "yes, okay, fuck it, lets keep going." Hes even more excited than they are
The whole time they were planning the heist, I was expecting it to be non lethal. I mean, they're trying to NOT be criminals in the eyes of the Cerberus assembly, so I assumed they weren't gonna kill anyone...
And then 15 minutes into the mission Caleb starts crushing guards like fucking soda cans....
Oh no
There was no Caleb. Today, he was Bren Aldric Ermendrud
They’ve also been planning on assassinating Trent, so not much of a surprise.
They already are criminals in the eyes of the Cerberus Assembly, always have been.
I love Ashley's comedic breaks with her messaging amidst the cosmic existential horror that was going down at the asylum.
Also the look on Travis's face when he realized his illusionary dragon and fog cloud actually killed the time the party needed to escape and kept Beau from rejoining the party. Oh man.
So far, every time Fjord has used Marine Layer it has caused problems and not solved them.
Yea, Fjord has been a mixed bag in this campaign. I can’t tell if it how Travis has played the warlock/paladin class, if it’s the limitations of the classes themselves, or a combination of both. One thing is for sure though, he messed up royally with summoning a red dragon and marine layer.
Marine layer seems to only be good for covering escapes and 1:1 battles with no one else involved.
@@clave7203I think it's because this was the first iteration for marine layer, so matt hasn't fixed the mechanics. The new version is great for a group fights and very easy to play with.
And as for the dragon... Usually Matt disregards illusion magic very easily, but in this case I can see how an incredibly smart mage preoccupied with his treasure would see such an obvious diversion and immediately pick up on it
It's good they're stealing the "no magical tracking"-necklaces, after this stunt, they'll need them for more than just the tomb taker.
That was the whole point. They are already being tracked by the tomb takers, the empire and the cerberus assembly and the krin dinasty
@@danielribeiro1433 Wait, the Kryn aren't after them? They've done nothing to them apart from helping a traitor get away with it, which they abso-fucking-lutely do not know about.
@@Artrysa but the mighty nein are the empire kids who casually showed up with a beacon, offered help to the dinasty, gave them intel about the empires next strikes and then tried to alt the war. All of that is suspicious to say the least. They have been under the dinasty's watch since they got the Xorhaus.
@@danielribeiro1433 But that's basically the story of all rpg. They keep being at the wrong place at the wrong time, again and again.
@@tomf3150 “It’s almost like this story is about your particular group of people”
😂
Caleb: 'If we see guards, I'm going to fuck them up'
Caleb: Fucks up the guards
The Nein, the cast and many people watching: :O
Seriously. He told them. "They do bad things here."
@@georginawrites Yeah, but not every guard in the building is in on it. Hell, Caleb was in on it for years. A bit hypocritical if you ask me.
@@Artrysa okay buddy say caleb is a bad person for his past one more time we gonna have problems. also, every guard is either participant or complicit
@@mmmicroplastics Well, no. That's the problem, you have no idea what the guards know or what they are lead to believe. Of all people I would expect Caleb to understand that and sympathise with that to some degree. But instead of that he crushes them all to death. Which I find hypocritical specifically because of his past. He was given a second chance, the benefit of the doubt, so I thought it would have been fair to at least try their best to do the same for the guards they come across.
@@Artrysa You are both correct. It is important to note that this is were Caleb spent years as a broken man after the trauma he had endured. It may or may not be justified, but you can clearly understand why. He gave into his hatred and could only see red.
The “stealth” mission this episode is basically how every one of my Thalmor Embassy Skyrim runs goes. I try to be stealthy, immediately get caught, get piled on by 12 guards at once and brutally brutally murder every one of them
Wait, you're telling me it's possible to stealth through the mission?
On second thought, forget it - they're just Thalmor, fuck'em.
I tried that the first time as well...they got what they deserved 😂
I actually did it stealthy, then i didn’t find it satisfying and went back and killed all guards especially prison chief 😈
Pretty much how I played Assassin's Creed Odyssey.
If you're a high elf and wear thalmor robes, you can actually walk around and talk to guards and they won't suspect anything. Most other races can get away with wearing the robes and walking around too, but will draw attention if you stick around guards too long or try to talk to them. The beast races automatically fail any attempts at disguise.
I love Marisha's little "Oh shit," just as she realizes that this is about to get nasty.
I love the expressions of the whole group at 2:47:23, just after Matt says the worst thing about Beau's acid assassination is that it takes a while. All four of the guys and Ashley are laughing, Laura looks shocked, and Marisha has a combination of the two.
"These are not rent-a-cops at the yogurt store. They're guards of the Cerberus Assembly. "
-This bit of perspective brought to you by Liam O'Brien.
Why does Liam's local yogurt store have rent-a-cops.
@@ashleyhoughton8592 Right?
@@ashleyhoughton8592 don’t ask questions
Liam has experience killing rent-a-cops
@@appelofdoom8211 ACAB, even the yogurt cops
Ashley did not hesitate a fucking second with that gun
She set the mood for the rest of the episode lol
She was like fuck yea!
gun?
@@hem9483 nerf gun in the add
she even rolled a natural 20 for a headshot!
I love this darker side of Caleb we see during the infiltration scene. The dude pretty much single handedly kills four people with zero hesitation. Can't wait to see how the other members of the M9 react to this new side of him.
Not really new, just his old self that he’s kinda been repressing. He used to torture people for Trent
it’s not new
@@acomet2509 And now he's in this weird headspace of self-hatred because he's a monster and then confronting the system and people that made him the monster he hates. So he hates THEM and HIMSELF and THEM for making him hate HIMSELF. Around and around.
It's the Vader line "I am what you made me." Coming out. He's letting out the monster that was created in a terrifying moment of I-told-you-so.
Watching Matt's face while Marissa kills that guard with acid is hilarious to me. He is so proud, yet concerned, yet annoyed all at once. Their relationship is so cute!!
Considering that as a high level monk, how easily she could have knocked that guard unconscious in a single surprise round; yet she chose to use acid, I'd be concerned too!
Flashback to Keyleth's multiple artful murders
Me at the beginning of the episode: Nice, I am finally caught up
Me at the end of the episode: So that's what a cliff hanger feels like
Dude SAME... just... fuuuuuuck I have to go through this every week now?!
Dude I finally got caught up right when they first saw the dragon turtle, and then no new episode for months.
@@dylancumpston2524 Yea I'm happy I only discovered CR in quarantine lol
I caught up pretty much after Yasha was lost because of Obann. That sucked.
Caleb: Eins, nothing wrong with me. Zwei, nothing wrong with me. Drei, nothing wrong with me. Vier, nothing wrong with me.
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR!!!
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR!!!
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR!!!
(Sound of crumpling metal and flesh falling to the ground)
My delight at this comment is equal to my dread for the next 2 hours of this episode
@@scarlettkara2762 I hope the last hour has been terrifyingly enlightening
@@IntrusiveThot // Man. The bodies have literally just started hitting the floor. Like, two minutes ago.
I'm simultaneously enraptured by the dunamancy and horrified for Caleb's mental health.
@@scarlettkara2762 SAME, this’ll either be cathartic or horrific for our favorite sad wizard
Ashley: "I'm going to do it." *Catches Sam off guard with a perfect headshot*
imagine the goriest and the most terrifying episode to be called Sarsaparilla, Licorice, and Red Hot
Watching their plan for stealth go to shit and gradually turn into a bloodbath is like me playing Assassin's Creed or Dishonored. Like, best of intentions to sneak in and suddenly everyone is just dead.
Technically still a stealth mission is no one is alive to report you!
We all know that feeling.
Plus it's usually what happens when they try to stealth
Stealth versus Russian stealth.
Same! Lol
I adore how the haunted asylum that's a government façade is a staple of horror films, and it's the Mighty Nein who bring in the horror. This would look AMAZING in a series episode.
Talk about subverting expectations. This episode came out of nowhere.
@@SilentCartagrapher Yeah, I don't know how much awareness of it Liam had in the moment, but the result was just, chef's kiss. Each player has something I deeply love, and in Liam's case, even more than his acting, it's his ability to blow shit up (in the figurative sense), derailing the narrative and making it much stronger at the same time.
@@SilentCartagrapher this was a 3 hour horror movie from the guards perspectives, and a traumatizing black comedy for the "Heroes"
This radiates the same energy as the hospital fiasco- in the best possible way.
The hospital fiasco was less "horror movie-ish"... if I recall, it was way more... silly? Absurd? Not sure of my wording here, but there was actually no deaths that time, if I recall correctly. Just a lot of chaos... and breakfast foods not where it usually belongs XD but yeah, both were attempts at stealth missions, with hasty retreats.
Oh yeah! I LOVED that scene so much 😂 Molly was the bloody best!
(no spoilers pls, I'm at _this_ episode)
Travis has used marine layer 3 times this campaign, if I count correctly, and 3 times it's been a detrement to the Nein more than anything.😅
It's a cool idea, but ultimately a very stupid one on Matt's part. If Fjord could control the placement, and have it so that HE can see through it at all times with an addition of one other, then it would have been a great ability.
I think with Avantica is was a good idea and did help with some of the battle, but he should have dropped it much earlier.
At this point it's a mechanical panic "hide" just as Caduceus' invisibility going off lol
I think of it like when an octopus inks in a blind panic.
Reading this after the final boss fight. "Make it 3-1 and the 1 makes up for t"
I liked right after the break, you can hear Liam whisper “I think you and I could burn the building down.”
They took his stapler when he was locked up there huh
Matt as Cymie: "He's a bit dense at times." (Gravity)
Brilliant joke.
OH GOD I MISSED THAT
Brilliant, I also did not pick up on that!
Yes!!! That flew so low under the radar.
Remember folks, distractions don't have to be huge beasts all the time. Sometimes, a simpler distractions is the way to go. As soon as Travis described the dragon, I immediate thought that he should have chosen it to look like figures running away from the tower instead.
I would have gone with Vestirogna calling out to him. He would Definitely have turned around for that. She's been Missing for weeks. Now she's here? Very distracting.
@@samanthagoodwin1516 I don't think that would work. Summoning and image of Vess would probably get the same result. Ikithon almost certainly knew Vess is dead. I think that would have been just as obvious of a distraction.
The only way to actually distract him is to create a minor inconvenience that would require his attention if it was real. As soon as you make something dramatic he knows its a distraction and immediately teleports to the vault.
I think the best play would have been to make an image of a fake Caleb appear to be running off into the woods or teleporting away. As if the fake Caleb already had what he needed and was making a break for it.
Creating almost anything tips your hand that it's a distraction and it's covering for someone still on the inside. I think the only illusion that has a chance of working is one that makes him think he's too late for it to even be worth the spell slot to teleport to the vault.
Yeah, everything Fjord did was bad... Marine Lair and Illusion are both not helping!
@@hamsterfromabove8905Genius.
liam literally mentioned it when travis brought the major illusion idea up, sad he didnt remember it 😭but the only illusion I thought of was them running off in the field to atleast give them more time inside
The best part about Taliesin's Snowman Joke, is that if you look closely, you can see him smile at thought that becomes the joke at 2:31:16, but waits the full 4 seconds to drop the joke. You can even see him wait for travis to finish his joke, before demolishing the cast.
Okay, - and stop me if you've heard this one- a wizard, a rogue and a cleric walk into a basement...
Does it end with "How many guards does it take to make a snowman?"
3 but only if the third is a Halfling.... Or Gnome, or a Kobold, lol.
@@JDub-TV Different joke, same punchline.
“My friend Jasper, he can be *DENSE* at times”
The gravity of those words hit hard.
He really crushes it with these puns.
Oh come on!
Matt can't get no respect for his one liners.
Once you cross a certain point, there is no escaping these puns.
Can't believe Laura keeps forgeting that her dup IS concentration. The dude charmed got uncharmed when she summoned her dup... And I guess that's the one guard who ran to alert Ikkithon
Matt: "the glyph is still glowing."
Laura: "oh, the gif is still going?"
_Sanatorium guard sitting by the door with his spear, contemplating whether he should continue working there as they seem to be up to some pretty shady stuff_ "Why do I hear boss music?"
Liam's scream "MINUTES" in response to beau's feeding a guy some acid was one of the funniest things I've seen
02:48:58
@@huntercohen2535 you’re the best
That's what I call an acid trip x_x
Beau and Caleb really showing their inner sith lorda this episode lmfao
@@PaladinGear15 acid RIP
This episode started as Slapstick Oceans Eleven and has quickly become a Metal Gear Solid stealth mission gone horribly wrong.
2:10:40 "Are we the baddies?" vibes coming off this whole scenario.
Me reading the title: "Oh this might just be another prepping episode"
Me watching the episode: "OMG THIS IS A HORROR MOVIE"
++
Expectation: sneaky snitch
Reality: descent into the depths
(Both songs Matt uses)
My thoughts exactly!
no one should be surprised that caleb went full murder mode on the guards of the place that imprisoned him during his mental break
The crew seems to think it was spontaneous chaos that erupted but Liam knows. Wouldn't be surprised if he brings it up with the group one of those times they're just chillin before bed
Yea I agree but *its been a while,* they're PROBABLY not even the same guards. But still I do get your point
@@henryohenry1504 revenge is a dish best served on top of a mountain of bloody and mangled corpses of people who are ever so vaguely associated with the people that wrong you
@ffs reff didn't say either of those things but thanks for the diagnosis :)
@ffs reff it's an imaginary game with wizards. Chill lol
I love the idea that Caleb and Veth are literally on a bloodbath balling up guards, Jester is flirting with a guard, Beau is standing next to a sleeping guard weighing her life choices deciding to kill him with a knife or acid or maybe ball bearings and Cad/Yasha are like "Yeah it's probably going great."
The Mighty Nein, in their quest to stop Nonagon from bringing death, destruction, and horror into the world, invented Saw!
As a DM I had a 'default guard' recurring character in my campaign for 2 years called Jasper; who was prone to the most CONTINUAL suffering induced by players, thrown from a cliff, battered in the street while in recuperation, tormented emotionally during a flight for his life...
Hearing that name crop up for a plain guard getting smooshed into a ball of blood, sent me absolutely flying.
Timestamp just for myself: 2:18:20
As a DM named Jasper, this gives me mixed feelings of recognition. :')
Can we talk about Caleb just being able to Magneto people now and how he is slowly becoming a super villian by accident lmao
"by accident" suuuure...
@@riverraven7359 Trent nodding quietly but earnestly in the corner:
“Yes, definitely by accident.”
@@jeremytitus9519 There's definitely some Emperor and Anakin vibes from their relationship
This episode goes to show that no matter how long you’ve played together, you can absolutely botch a stealth mission. This was hilariously hard to watch at times, and that’s why it’s great
2:11:16 "He recycled him!" From Travis had me dying tho
Laura: this is some garden of Eden type shit. Travis (to Taliesin); you were there.... Taliesin:*shrugs*
I think I missed that, could I get a time stamp
@@TheReaver1234 1:15:50
what's going on there, am I tripping or are there seriously wierd vibea between Caduceus and the rest of the party? Travis throwing shade all the time Beau looking wierded out by his whispers? This has been going ons since a few sessions. (are others seeing this too? am I tripping).
*edit Caduceus name
@@SickOfItAll1988 its kinda a running joke in the group, the joke is that tal is an elder god in costume and that hes been around forever
I love how they can legitimately say “Nerf Guns” are a business expense and write off.
😆
Make the system work for you my friend 😂
For those wondering (or just don't want to look it up), this is Gravity Sinkhole.
*4th-level evocation*
*Casting Time: 1 action*
*Range: 120 feet*
*Components: V, S, M (a black marble)*
*Duration: Instantaneous*
*A 20-foot-radius sphere of crushing force forms at a point you can see within range and tugs at the creatures there. Each creature in the sphere must make a Constitution saving throw. On a failed save, the creature takes 5d10 force damage and is pulled in a straight line toward the center of the sphere, ending in an unoccupied space as close to the center as possible (even if that space is in the air). On a successful save, the creature takes half as much damage and isn't pulled.*
*At Higher Levels. When you cast this spell using a spell slot of 5th level or higher, the damage increases by 1d10 for each slot level above 4th.*
So Matt's description is accurate, as are the absolutely horrified expressions Travis, Liam, and Ashley have. This is as the timestamp states, truly terrifying. This is...dude! I don't know which is worse, the acid or this! Probably each in its own way and right! 😵😱😵
"he's abit dense at times" *literally a cube of meat and metal.*
sphere, he's a sphere now :3
idk why everyone is freaking out, yasha is just making a daisy chain.
edit: for her girlfriend 😍
Bet she was thinking about how nice that date was
@@idonolmao 1) ofc 2) deckard pfp!!!! iconic /pos
Because you know what she can do with a daisy chain.
And it was so nice to see a happy Yasha in the beginning. Like seeing a flower bloom.
I was nearly expecting she'd try to strangle someone with them the more shit happened ...
Spoiler free summary:
Start of this episode: *Mission Impossible theme*
Middle of this episode: *Friday 13th theme*
End of this episode: *Psycho theme*
You win sir
this is accurate
Idk Halloween theme feels more horrific and fitting lol
Caleb just waltzing on through with that intense Akira soundtrack as he brutally murders all in his path. Someone animated this lmao
every time Sam rolls over 40 for stealth with pass without trace liam looks So Proud it's the best thing ever
I remember seeing somebody describe it as "Nott/Veth hide so well they high five Vax across time" lol
I really want someone to animate the hallway scene so as Caleb starts ‘free bird’ starts playing
😂OMG. I was able to picture that perfectly in my head somehow. Free Bird. LOL.
Just the solo
Omfg, Jester saying "I'm really glad I walked in here first" had me dying 😂🤣
Tears of laughter. XD
Omg I just got it D:
When Travis pretends to close it after it dispells had me crying.
I'm not fired, I QUIT!
DEAD
52:05 "I can Blink" Flashbacks to the platinum dragon church in Zadash
Caleb: Enters the tower.
The rest of Team Firestorm: Why can I hear BFG Division?
THE BFG 10000 IS FIRING
THE BFG 10000 IS FIRING
Warning: The Slayer has entered the facility
Rip....and tear.....
@@seandonnellan5980 In Caleb's case it's less of a Rip and Tear, and more of a Crush and Burn.
That Marine layer ability is a trap and Travis just keeps falling for it because he wants to use all of his abilities.
really should have been controllable cloud
This is the closest anyone‘s got to combining „do you wanna build a snowman“ with the „do you wanna hide a body?“ parody. I also appreciated the „I hide my shame“ callback
And now we get to see where all of Caleb's dormant military training was. That was absolute carnage.
A wayward volstrucker came home and was pissed.
I really want an “I can’t decide” animatic with beau deciding how she wants to kill that sleeping guard.
(Jeopardy music plays)
Alex trebek: what have you written down Beauregard?
Beau: holds up card
Alex: What is Pop Pop?
Yess
Also, that’s an amazing idea do you mind if I try that out? Idk how well it’ll go but I might try. No promises but I’d like to ask if I can use your idea
Serial Killer Beau! Yes!
@@annaemmons3490 go for it, I’m excited to see how it comes out!
33:54
Liam: “I have such smooth hands” (referring to Matt moving the map pieces around)
Matt: ……*Self Conscious self hand check*
"He's a bit dense at times." The way I *screamed*
I love how this was posted 20 minutes ago and there's already hundreds of comments from the people who watched it live just re watching it because we are addicted to pain.
LITERALLY WAHAH
I'm re- re- re-watching it for a 4th time. I kept getting interrupted by life.
I'm debating rewatching it myself lol I just like reading the comments.
@@rachelbreault700 dew it
Yup.
49:55 I love how Taliesin used SEALS hand motions to animate what Matt said. Noone noticed though
It's so fun to see the way they physically RP some of this stuff. Liam often expresses distain or distress in Caleb with his facial expressions, and Matt is airtight in his role when he's playing a character, the way he contorts his face and hunches over is so good.
It sucks to miss all these details when i'm listening to the episodes on the podcast form but i'm glad they're doing it.
Me at the beginning: I LOVE heist episodes. They are the BEST!
Me by the end: turns out, they're even better with a side of bloody massacre and just a dash of cliff hanger.
They have two people who can learn silence
They have a plethora of spells available
And Caleb's choice of spell for this sneaking mission is one that violently pulls people into things and crushes them alive.
I know this is a *super* old comment but for some reason my brain won't let me not point this out. Sorry
When they chose spells for that day (including gravity well, but not silence), they didn't know they were gonna pull a heist. It wasn't known until they met w Astrid that am.
What was silly was going off her timeline rather than taking long rest before so they could get better spells for a stealth mission.
@@quinn0517 Also, Caleb's PTSD kicks in and he saw red. The terrible monster Trent birthed inside that little wizard reared it's ugly head and said "this is where they hurt you. get vengeance." There was no fucking way he was going to come in and use Sleep.