The way he narrated that incident was so hilarious. I never really find these jokes funny but here I was laughing my arse off. Hope my right ear didn't miss on this piece of gold.
The mere presence of JL and her reaction makes this story work so much better. Also the fact that she had just taken a couple of sips of liquid as Jack started his testimony made it even more effective. Trying to stop yourself from laughing publically, especially when you still have liquid in your mouth is one of the hardest things to do... eventually you can only let it all go. The waiter must have thought he was a critic...
I love how MacAvoy checks his suit pockets as he inquires Graham for a tissue, like, "I must be a gentleman and ask for a tissue because I've quite forgotten the handkerchiefs I usually carry."
I might be the youngest man who carries a handkerchief on him at all times, but it's totally something that needs to come back into fashion. Especially at weddings. You will be very much appreciated if you hand a "dewy" bride a neatly folded handkerchief to dry her sweat.
i do that a lot too though...the punch line isn't the only part of a joke that is funny...it is how it is presented, the subtle cheesy innuendos like "oh yes come into the bathroom with me waiter...doesn't that sound gay :P" (not that there is anything wrong with gay people BTW). and the way he said "poo" in such a British accent...legend
If you watch a few of these interviews, you can see that many guests have a pre-agreed story, monologue, impression, song, dance or whatever to allow them to show off a bit and have their moment. Graham Norton will usually segue into it with a specific cue - in this case when he mentions language barriers. So this is indeed rehearsed.
@@iainjmclaren Nah it's not rehearsed the way you claim. The guests are given a list of questions they're ok with answering, host and staff use that list of approved questions to define the flow of the interviews. All the hard work is on the host steering everything once they go live. The guests mostly only knows which questions may come up, not which one or when and how but they are ready. And this is not a talent show lol, if they want someone to dance, they'll invite a dancer to dance.
This is the funniest story I have ever heard and I watch this every time I need a laugh 😂 I can never get through it without crying from laughing so hard 😂😂😂
He was carrying one. You see him reach into his jacket, then remember that earlier he gave it to a a sad, lonely old granny dying of cold outside the door.
Joe Dimasi - I don't think you quite grasp the concept there. She or someone pays make up artists to do their make up and if she ruins it then she ruins the efforts of highly skilled make up artists. Make up doesn't come cheap either... Mcavoy did the right thing nonetheless and urged Graham to pass over a tissue.
@@shai.loves.tacos. He asks the 'real' questions so it leads to the celebrity delivering their 'real life anecdote' that have been arranged and prepared in production meetings leading up to the show.
I had to do almost the same thing in Istanbul many years ago. Small restaurant so I knew the next person would know I had left the crime scene. Weighed up the cringe factor of asking for assistance vs hate factor from fellow patrons. The waiter follows me into the toilet and it turns out the flush wasn't a button but a weird pull up thing on a string. I will never forget the look of bewildered contempt on that man's face. Sometimes experiences like that can be character building. On this occasion I felt like part of me died forever.
@@sbravo3761 You know, because sometimes he watches sad movies in his computer, and the box of tissues is there if he ever burst into tears. Definitely. Yes definitely. Sad movies. No other reasons. It's sad movies *wink* *wink*
I believe it just means you notice the successes more. Different mindsets don't change odds beyond our control but they can certainly change how we take in statistics.
Sounded like an impressive shit so maybe the guy thought he was impressed and wanted to show someone before he flushed it away so someone would vouch for him when he told other people.
I was a bartender and server for many a year. Heard MANY stories in my time.....this is by far the FUNNIEST one I've EVER heard. Also......wishing I worked at the restaurant and was in the back of house when the waiter told THAT story to the rest of staff!!!!! Oh my GAWD!!!!! L....M.....F......A.....O!!!!!!!
+Tropicocity I've seen the episode. At the start Jack mentions having met Jennifer before and that they're friends and have been in nights out together and they tell an anecdote about seeing Harrison Ford. Jack also calls her 'Jen' throughout the episode.
Jennifer Lawrence was more composed than I was; I was straight up rolling in my chair clutching my sides and basically howling with laughter as I imagined the look on the poor waiter's face!
James is such a gentleman. It's so heartwarming to see him caring for his friend. He was actually looking for a hankie to give to Jen because she was laughing so hard. This was a funny experience, though, I assume, at the time, the man telling it was horrified by the events.
You mean the same James that punched a woman in the face in a north London bar? or the same man that his wife divorced him after he was caught having affairs, yeah such a gentlemen so heart warming.
Firovine You mean James Mcavoy? Then yup, he sure did. During latest Xmen promos too. As you do. If you mean Jack, then he's dating British actress, Gemma Chan.
I can never tell if Jennifer Lawrence is a sweet wholesome girl who got caught up in the debauchery of Hollywood or... if she's the fucking ring leader.
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"Like I just invited him into the toilet to say goodbye to my shit" lmao
rule Britannia!
The way he narrated that incident was so hilarious. I never really find these jokes funny but here I was laughing my arse off. Hope my right ear didn't miss on this piece of gold.
Venkatesh G
You should watch the greg davis drunk tales. he was on with ryan gosling and russel crowe
It was an anecdote, not a joke.
for a second there I thought my right earphone was broken
Wait...was someone talking during this? I was fixated on...err...other things during this video.
In fact...kinda needed my own tissue following this.
Jennifer absolutely LOVED that story 😂
She tried her best to keep it together, but it didn't happen. Bless her
"I just invited him to my toilet to say goodbye to my shit"
Omg that story was hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Rule Britannia!
Bahahahaha
I'm literally laughing out loud.
@@Milesco Me too!!!
@@lilyrockatutu i think i need a tissue
The mere presence of JL and her reaction makes this story work so much better. Also the fact that she had just taken a couple of sips of liquid as Jack started his testimony made it even more effective. Trying to stop yourself from laughing publically, especially when you still have liquid in your mouth is one of the hardest things to do... eventually you can only let it all go.
The waiter must have thought he was a critic...
Just reading your " analysis " erases whole humour in this sketch
I love how MacAvoy checks his suit pockets as he inquires Graham for a tissue, like, "I must be a gentleman and ask for a tissue because I've quite forgotten the handkerchiefs I usually carry."
This is the best comment I have ever read.
As an American, that seems quite possible
I might be the youngest man who carries a handkerchief on him at all times, but it's totally something that needs to come back into fashion. Especially at weddings. You will be very much appreciated if you hand a "dewy" bride a neatly folded handkerchief to dry her sweat.
@@greg_216 Nah most people would just find it gross these days lol
Presenting a (clean!) handkerchief to a woman in need is a low-key mac daddy move.
My left ear is enjoying like crazy
I don't understand why people in the comment section keep saying that..i mean, am i missing something?
Nemo Ibrahim
you miss headphones
ugh mine too ,I thought my headphones have suddenly broken
dude!!! i was drinking and spilled everything on my keyboard thanks to you! kuddos!
is there some sort of reason to why only the left earphone is working? cuz mines the same issue
_"Like I just invited him into the toilet to say goodbye to my shit"_
The story is pure gold, and Jen’s little snort made it all the better👍🏼🤩❤️❤️❤️
I love how James McAvoy was searching in his pocket for a handkerchief.
Such a gentleman!
slickkkkk rickkkkk
He was very considerate,. Good to see
A true gentleman *has* a handkerchief.^^
@@fatdad64able He'd given it to jack to wipe his shitty ass.
@@sannytizer7772 🤣
They said goodbye to the remaining kids i guess
to be fair, that's a fantastic story
it is. I fell over laughing 😂
can't blame Jennifer for breaking out in tears...so was I XD
in hindsight, the weird thing is that she's laughing so hard before he's even gotten to the punchline haha
i do that a lot too though...the punch line isn't the only part of a joke that is funny...it is how it is presented, the subtle cheesy innuendos like "oh yes come into the bathroom with me waiter...doesn't that sound gay :P" (not that there is anything wrong with gay people BTW). and the way he said "poo" in such a British accent...legend
its not his story thou. its really old.
I just really liked the way James gently touched her face when she was laughing.... So sweet
Chloe chendol & wiped some of her tears! So adorable.
Chloe chendol
That story brought me to tears as well. Oh god, funniest toilet humor I've heard.
Dark Zhiro 0
damn dude, it was such a perfect delivery of such story. I'd have thought it was a bit from his special.
Probably was seemed very well rehearsed
Only one word can describe this video: Boobies.
If you watch a few of these interviews, you can see that many guests have a pre-agreed story, monologue, impression, song, dance or whatever to allow them to show off a bit and have their moment. Graham Norton will usually segue into it with a specific cue - in this case when he mentions language barriers. So this is indeed rehearsed.
@@iainjmclaren Nah it's not rehearsed the way you claim. The guests are given a list of questions they're ok with answering, host and staff use that list of approved questions to define the flow of the interviews. All the hard work is on the host steering everything once they go live.
The guests mostly only knows which questions may come up, not which one or when and how but they are ready.
And this is not a talent show lol, if they want someone to dance, they'll invite a dancer to dance.
Now my right ear is quite jealous...
lol
coco madtet thought my headphone is broken or smthing .
my right one is the only that works lmfao
i was like why is there no audio
lol
@@walkersa5349 same😂😂
my left ear is pleased
as is mine
and my right ear feels lonely
Oh thank god I thought my headset was breaking.
Why is ur left ear pleased?
OMG i thought i was the only one
awww James such a gentleman trying then asking to find a tissue to help her.
When he stood up and said "AT MY POO!" while pointing and standing all rigidly, that could have been the most british thing I have ever seen.
Nur Norock hahahaha that stance (insert nigel thornberry voice) the most british stance ever.
lol he does it with such military precision, too
Basil Faulty
"drop the kids off at the pool" I'll have to use that one some time
exact same thought haha! gonna have to remember than one
Last I knew dropping your kids off at the pool is reference to Jerking off on the toilet....damn brits
That's an old one. I prefer to drop off obama at the oval office.
Taking the browns to the super bowl
@@dan6822 That kind of causal racism can get you killed too.... nonetheless, obama and the oval office 🤣🤣🤣 Brilliant comparison
This is the funniest story I have ever heard and I watch this every time I need a laugh 😂 I can never get through it without crying from laughing so hard 😂😂😂
Same! Had tears flowing from laughing! Lmfaooooo
Funniest thing I heard recently was a woman shouting at a trans activist
Your not a mother John!
That really had me in stitches!
Oh God !
James is so sweet asking for tissues for her
+Shelley Templar It was so gentlemanly of him! Plus the way he wiped her tears.../swoon lol
WorldOfSnakes I was staring at James Mcavoy
Amy C What can I say!
My right ear feels Lonely
I spent 10 min trying to troubleshoot my speakers.
So , It wasn't just me! I thought my earphones were damage!
How hard is it for them to make it so the sound comes out of both freaking speakers?
LOL
" drop the kids off at the pool " LOL....
Kids mean poo?! WTH
The real joke is drop the Cosby kids off at the pool
@@insolentish4529 NO.. It's not
@@insolentish4529 No
What does that mean?
Oh what James did to Jennifer just like melted my heart ❤️ I can watch it again and again!
I told this story to my 7 year old daughter as an example of how to tell a joke, she loved it!
Well I'm deaf in my right ear so that was great.
hahaha best comment ever
Deaf right ears unite!
your hedphones are flipped
lol. I was about to say, how do you even know that it's not playing in the right ear then. >
You dont have any arms either so you can flip the headphones? xD
Such glorious decollatage! It makes me weep.
decolletage? crickey
lol crickey
jiminy crickeys
haven't heard that word in a while -- lol, nice pull
tits
Steve Miller And yes, they're a lovely pair :P
I just yelled at my kids for breaking my headphones.
Omg 😂
hahaha i was double checking my speakers aswell
i died laughing
Tuchulu omg!! I laughed so hard at this because I honestly thought my headphones broke until I read the comments. Lol
7.1 dolby headphone fixes it !
Graham norton is a world treasure. Best talk show ever.
"Isn't it weird that you've got a box of tissues right beside your computer?"
Savage 😂
I hid my box of tissues at that point.
That was funnier than the toilet joke
james mcavoy is so charming 'can we fly in a tissue for this young woman?'
Right? When he was checking his pockets I fell in love.
glad i'm not the only one ;)
+Kailaa3 ikr. me too
na he just wants her
When he put his hand on her chin, so sweet. And no I think they’re just really good friends And James is just innately a gent.
I've loved James for nearly 10 years now.... "Can we fly in a tissue for this young lady?" Love is still going strong.
This comment section helped me realize I had my headphones on backwards
I love Jennifer Lawrence, she is so talented and gorgeous and seems so cool.
she snorts when she laughs, that so cute xx
McAvoy Is such a gentleman lol
i was thinking just the same1
He was carrying one. You see him reach into his jacket, then remember that earlier he gave it to a a sad, lonely old granny dying of cold outside the door.
her main concern was her makeup ...... vanity is so unbecoming.
@joe dimasi
Obvious troll is obvious.
Joe Dimasi - I don't think you quite grasp the concept there. She or someone pays make up artists to do their make up and if she ruins it then she ruins the efforts of highly skilled make up artists. Make up doesn't come cheap either... Mcavoy did the right thing nonetheless and urged Graham to pass over a tissue.
That'sthe best poo story I've ever heard
That's what I was going to say - also it has the virtue of probably being true.
go watch the george clooney cat poo story....
And Billy Connolly on his colonoscopy.
is the poo guy indian?
Jennifer Lawrence is so hot....
How absolutely gorgeous is Jennifer Lawrence? What a beautiful woman. And she’s so much fun. Love her, love her, love her!!!
no matter how many times i watched it it never gets old
What I like most about The Graham Norton show is he never talks about the tabloid stories or relationships all the damn time.
Inayah Cee yes! He always asks real questions that lead to great stories like this one
@@shai.loves.tacos. He asks the 'real' questions so it leads to the celebrity delivering their 'real life anecdote' that have been arranged and prepared in production meetings leading up to the show.
I had to do almost the same thing in Istanbul many years ago. Small restaurant so I knew the next person would know I had left the crime scene. Weighed up the cringe factor of asking for assistance vs hate factor from fellow patrons. The waiter follows me into the toilet and it turns out the flush wasn't a button but a weird pull up thing on a string. I will never forget the look of bewildered contempt on that man's face. Sometimes experiences like that can be character building. On this occasion I felt like part of me died forever.
omg that's... that's somthing...
Who gives a duck
@@TNT-km2egर u a 🦆
"Isn't it weird that you have a box of tissues right beside your computer."
Well, when you have Jennifer Lawrence on your show.......
How does that make any sense?
@@sbravo3761 I think you might be too young to get the joke
The Fappening
@@sbravo3761 you're about 8
@@sbravo3761 You know, because sometimes he watches sad movies in his computer, and the box of tissues is there if he ever burst into tears. Definitely. Yes definitely. Sad movies. No other reasons. It's sad movies *wink* *wink*
This is how the universe works, and when you expect something to fail you've inadvertently increased the odds that it will be successful.
I believe it just means you notice the successes more. Different mindsets don't change odds beyond our control but they can certainly change how we take in statistics.
The only chat show which doesn’t physically hurt or cost brain cells to watch.
Graham is just brilliant at what he does.
I'm guessing people forgot his American venture that failed completely.
@@scorpiusbalthazar4327 And? American chat shows are awful so that’s no surprise really.
I mean, they like James Cordon Ffs.
if you half-plug the headphones you will hear it from both left and right ^_^
Fuck those guys. ;)
thanks man
Real MVP
Wtf
wizard
nothing on the internet has ever made me laugh this much!..i literally have tears in my eyes😂
omg this just made my day
Jennifer is one of the most beautiful women in the world. She's got height body, the legs and a wickid personality! And her acting is just amazing!!!
Looking at Jennifer Lawrence, then, and now...reduces me to tears...Good Lord...
This is the best thing I've ever seen
omg. I can't even imagine what the guy was thinking lmao!! 😂😂😂
Sounded like an impressive shit so maybe the guy thought he was impressed and wanted to show someone before he flushed it away so someone would vouch for him when he told other people.
The way he went 'Okaayy' at the beginning xD
xNativePirate that made me laugh so hard 😂
I was a bartender and server for many a year. Heard MANY stories in my time.....this is by far the FUNNIEST one I've EVER heard. Also......wishing I worked at the restaurant and was in the back of house when the waiter told THAT story to the rest of staff!!!!! Oh my GAWD!!!!! L....M.....F......A.....O!!!!!!!
Lol Jennifer Lawrence is a gem!! 😀😀 I love this interview
I love that Jennifer and Jack are friends!
Jennifer and James are friends as they worked on X-Men together, Jack Whitehall was just there as another guest lol
+Tropicocity I've seen the episode. At the start Jack mentions having met Jennifer before and that they're friends and have been in nights out together and they tell an anecdote about seeing Harrison Ford. Jack also calls her 'Jen' throughout the episode.
+Hypno Bloom on nights out**
The way he cleared her tears of laughter and touched her chin 😍
Oh my God! Why is not everyone talking about how cute was James for ask a tissue for Jen. I love him❤️
ugh I know, he's such a polite cutie
omg did anyone notice how james seemed to wipe jen's tears off her face and put his hand under her chin for like a second at 1:12
+singularity_is_unstoppable
Dude...
Yeah he just wanted to touch her. Well who can blame him.
"Is it weird that you keep a box of tissues right next to your computer?" LMAO.
This always kills me. Especially when he says "pointed at my poo" in such a posh voice 😂
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what a great story
that actually made me cry too that's the funniest story ever
i actually cried to that story i was bright red in the face couldnt breath i laughed that hard.
I replayed this 10 times and it doesn’t get old. 😂
Yes but tits are not funny, so why would you be laughing?
How can u watch something 10 times in a row
'It's weird that you've got a book of tissues beside the computer' Beyond brilliant!
*box of tissues
and Graham played right along; 'welcome to my home'..
Read this joke in a swedish magazine a few years back.
Jennifer Lawrence was more composed than I was; I was straight up rolling in my chair clutching my sides and basically howling with laughter as I imagined the look on the poor waiter's face!
James is such a gentleman. It's so heartwarming to see him caring for his friend. He was actually looking for a hankie to give to Jen because she was laughing so hard. This was a funny experience, though, I assume, at the time, the man telling it was horrified by the events.
You mean the same James that punched a woman in the face in a north London bar? or the same man that his wife divorced him after he was caught having affairs, yeah such a gentlemen so heart warming.
kt2701 he had a moment of weakness and you judge his entire persona... you must be a perfect human being.
Not all women are angels.
MisterNumber6 You can say that again! I've seen episodes of reality TV where women are vicious not only to other women, but to men!
We don't know for sure if James cheated on his wife. It's just a rumor, and they're still living together.
I like how the dude got more into it as she started leaning in more
After she snorted while laughing, i lost track of the joke, that was just to darn cute
Jennifer Lawrence is so funny without even trying.
I could so imagine his story as a Fawlty Towers episode! :'D
I was thinking the exact same thing! The whole thing just has that Basil-vibe 😂
It was when he stood up and pointed.
+Sinessa Absolutely, and then flushing xD
Oh man I love that show.
god bless Faulty Towers
Jack did us all a service by getting Jennifer to laugh so hard that she bent over
Jennifer cracking up added a lot of value to this story 😂
I love how she displays them.
I laughed so hard at the story.
MrAliLonghorn my face hurts lol
@@Samidooble I was so focus on boobs I couldnt understand his joke
THIS WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS
I was also reduced to tears by this story, but I didn't have a hot Scottish gentleman finding tissues for me. How sweet is he?
Jennifer Lawrence laughing so hard she snorted......that killed me right there.
Jennifer's giggle-snort at 0:48 to 0:50 was the cutest thing I've ever heard.
Anybody else think that Jennifer Lawrence and Jack Whitehall would make an adorable couple? They're both so funny and have great personalities.
He's already taken.
He announced his divorce a while ago apparently
Firovine You mean James Mcavoy? Then yup, he sure did. During latest Xmen promos too. As you do.
If you mean Jack, then he's dating British actress, Gemma Chan.
At least, they should do a movie together. HAving them as a lead couple would be so entertaining.
thats such a womanly thing to say.
James Mcavoy such a sweety guy take care of Jen like that. cute
My left ear enjoyed this video
My pillow is literally drowning in tears...I laughed so hard wtf
shes really lettin those puppies breathe
I love UK talk show hosts like Graham & James Corden...they have a way of getting their guests to just be more relaxed and entertained
Craig Ferguson is their daddy.
What a lovely dress she has. She looks stunning in it.
@@TonyEnglandUK That was as funny as the poo story 🤣
lol
Tommy Sasaki She would look even more stunning when she takes that dress off.
The dress had to be disinfected.
I can really relate to how Graham turns to check for tissues, discovers he actually has them, and spins around and says "Oh look, I'm so organized!"
James mc the classiest thing to come out of Scotland...ever
Jennifer Lawrence... is so .. wow. Mesmerizing
James mcavoy is such a gentleman. That was so sweet. Also, funniest thing I've probably ever seen. Ever
Zoë McGonnell he is hot and cute and just awh 💛
Better story than twilight
Uh why twilight???
cuz by midnight we're passed out.
its 6 years ago, let it go!
+Kristian_N alright alright, better love story than 50 shades of grey
+Bruce Wayne Lol, me going to the bathroom and tripping over some random object is a better story than twilight
My right ear is enjoying this, oh wait my headphone's on my ass
Yeah I think TYSONGREER SHADY doesn't know humans have 2 ears.
All of his videos are like this.
What a fabulous pair.
OMG!! J-Law laughed at a toilet joke. She is SO amazing!!!
So cute😍 James and Jennifer🤗
@Crucible i liked their leaked porn video
My left ear really enjoyed this...
Not sure if earphone joke or half deaf
+Kartik Sharma That's not what monotone means
Kartik Sharma please look up a word before you use it...
i choked on nothing as he said that story, i was laughing so hard.
I just bought a new earphone and nearly had a stroke because of this video
@Evil Panther lol, i wish it was fake...
The Waiter must either been very weirded out or very impressed lol, this was hilarious
the best part is there was no explaining it..
"tambien senor, muy grande. yo gusto!"
I can never tell if Jennifer Lawrence is a sweet wholesome girl who got caught up in the debauchery of Hollywood or... if she's the fucking ring leader.
You obviously haven't watched many of her interviews LOL
Patrick R.- She is a talented actress with no idea how ditsy she comes across politically.CRINGEWORTHY and it is a shame.