Meet the Clinically Depressed Heavy

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  • Опубликовано: 8 ноя 2024

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  • @SpunkyDunk
    @SpunkyDunk  3 года назад +1323

    Clinically Depressed Demoman is up! Go watch!

  • @mythicalbeast2456
    @mythicalbeast2456 5 лет назад +5728

    The Sniper Gun:
    +900% increased firing speed
    -Fires nothing

    • @kosmonavt3996
      @kosmonavt3996 4 года назад +374

      +aimbot
      +triggerbot
      +spinbot
      -no ammo

    • @Cosmo_059
      @Cosmo_059 4 года назад +233

      +Is a Sniper.
      +Is your friend.
      -Makes a weird sound.
      -100% less damage.
      -It's a little ugly.
      -When equipped, you receive 100% less healing from everything that heals.
      -When equipped: It's your ONLY friend.

    • @salamibandit3070
      @salamibandit3070 4 года назад +75

      +Guaranteed critical hits
      +can headshot
      +is professional
      -does no damage because fuck you

    • @ihap5180
      @ihap5180 4 года назад +18

      Where do i buy nothing to shoot it it sounds good

    • @mishaweaponsguy484
      @mishaweaponsguy484 4 года назад +13

      And the user gets 1000000000000000000000000hp

  • @charbomber110
    @charbomber110 4 года назад +7190

    "*I* am the heavy weapons guy, and THIS, is my only friend."

    • @Some_Weirdodude
      @Some_Weirdodude 4 года назад +80

      @Gordon Freeman too depressing.

    • @Some_Weirdodude
      @Some_Weirdodude 4 года назад +16

      @Gordon Freeman yeah, nobodu asked.

    • @SCP--gr3pd
      @SCP--gr3pd 4 года назад +32

      I have no money

    • @Some_Weirdodude
      @Some_Weirdodude 4 года назад +27

      @@SCP--gr3pd mr. Krabs would be upset.

    • @panzerforelle126
      @panzerforelle126 4 года назад +28

      Hey guys, here’s some ice cream for you (tryna help):
      🍨🍨🍨🍨🍨

  • @magamore4579
    @magamore4579 4 года назад +2937

    Imagine the clinically depressed spy.
    “Did you kill me? No? Then we still have a problem.”

    • @BerriMura
      @BerriMura 4 года назад +70

      Jeez...

    • @magamore4579
      @magamore4579 4 года назад +70

      What? He is clinically depressed.

    • @lightningvolt3150
      @lightningvolt3150 4 года назад +22

      And a knife

    • @magamore4579
      @magamore4579 4 года назад +28

      I feel like this comment should not be my most liked because I literally took a quote from Meet the Spy and mixed the words.Then again, thx for 168 likes.

    • @Banana_Judge
      @Banana_Judge 4 года назад +8

      Your not wrong

  • @danodano4872
    @danodano4872 6 лет назад +4411

    Meet the clinically depressed demoman
    "What makes me a sad demoman?""
    IF I WAS A GLAD DEMOMAN! I WOULDN'T BE SITTING HERE DRINKING ME LIFE AWAY NOW WOULD I?"

  • @phive3964
    @phive3964 6 лет назад +5724

    I can imagine meet The Clinically Depressed Medic:
    “Help me!”
    Medic: “what’s the point, it won’t even work..”

    • @TheVulkure
      @TheVulkure 4 года назад +43

      Am i the only here?

    • @BEANBOYOBEANITH
      @BEANBOYOBEANITH 4 года назад +16

      Merp's Army Playz!
      Am i the only here too?

    • @Some_Weirdodude
      @Some_Weirdodude 4 года назад +13

      @@BEANBOYOBEANITH there is another.

    • @papillitas
      @papillitas 4 года назад +12

      @@Some_Weirdodude There's three, actually.

    • @cylnder
      @cylnder 4 года назад +5

      Literally the first reply here is 8 hours ago what

  • @dankmachine
    @dankmachine 4 года назад +1722

    “Some people think they can make me happy…
    …Then why did they give me such a useless weapon?”
    Hilarious my guy

    • @doskastyle
      @doskastyle 4 года назад +52

      *iT dOeSnT dO aNyThInG*

    • @boopsboops7692
      @boopsboops7692 4 года назад +18

      I’m gonna go cry some more

    • @rydoggo
      @rydoggo 4 года назад +8

      Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    • @gwg2813
      @gwg2813 4 года назад +3

      I saw that part while reading this

    • @tomy6572
      @tomy6572 4 года назад +2

      Why do you write the script of a thing that we just saw?

  • @noisemarine561
    @noisemarine561 7 лет назад +3844

    This is what happened after Pyro won

    • @TheIndogamer
      @TheIndogamer 7 лет назад +60

      Undeniably.

    • @LexMc0606
      @LexMc0606 5 лет назад +3

      I fear no man,
      but that thing...
      (Terminal 7)
      *it scares me.*

    • @walkerpierce5446
      @walkerpierce5446 4 года назад +26

      Oh no

    • @thenorthstarsamurai
      @thenorthstarsamurai 4 года назад +15

      Is this a "SHOWDOWN" refrence?

    • @pepkoko2229
      @pepkoko2229 4 года назад +27

      @THE COLD SAMURAI nope it’s that back in 2015 (?) there was a votation to see wich carachter was getting an update, Pyro won, wich is why we got Jungle Inferno

  • @Piemations
    @Piemations 11 лет назад +12005

    If they let you edit Meet the Spy, that would complete my life

    • @ThePetstv
      @ThePetstv 11 лет назад +270

      ikr

    • @b.l.urainbowscout1081
      @b.l.urainbowscout1081 11 лет назад +378

      I wonder what the spy will be sad about.
      I guess adopted or heart broken?

    • @groovylobster
      @groovylobster 10 лет назад +153

      The second that thought struck my brain, i immediately laughed so hard i nearly peed my pants. XD

    • @ncrranger7550
      @ncrranger7550 10 лет назад +181

      he probably found out he wasn't french

    • @mixedrandomj
      @mixedrandomj 10 лет назад +15

      .

  • @jacksonroberts9018
    @jacksonroberts9018 4 года назад +1926

    The clinically depressed Pyro is just a paradox. His whole character is that he sees everything happy so he’d either be neutral or see everything depressed

    • @Somespideronline
      @Somespideronline 4 года назад +45

      Now that's a plot twist

    • @boopsboops7692
      @boopsboops7692 4 года назад +141

      _Do you believe in magic? Cause I really don’t..._

    • @deadpeopleareunabletonotdi1643
      @deadpeopleareunabletonotdi1643 4 года назад +86

      One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind that mask.
      Dreams of chronic depression and sustained humility.

    • @briandiehl9257
      @briandiehl9257 4 года назад +25

      Just make him a completely normal guy

    • @tuxedobird
      @tuxedobird 4 года назад +57

      Clinically depressed Pyro is the reverse. He sees the world as awful, but really people are trying to help him in a relatively normal place.

  • @supersaiyanhanna2100
    @supersaiyanhanna2100 8 лет назад +701

    rnnnng gun
    -shoots 50000000% faster
    -200% less ammo
    -200% less money
    -no random crits

  • @midnitemorty5875
    @midnitemorty5875 8 лет назад +4368

    It cost a billion dollars to fire this weapon
    I have no money

    • @greatbritishscarface7464
      @greatbritishscarface7464 8 лет назад +166

      Waaaaahaaahaaahaaaa!

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 5 лет назад +165

      Oh my goodness, who touch Sniper?
      ...aaagh, it doesn't matter

    • @The86thplayer
      @The86thplayer 5 лет назад +98

      Some people think they can make me happy, maybe, THEN WHY DID THEY GIVE ME SUCH A USELESS WEAPON?!

    • @unionjack0638
      @unionjack0638 5 лет назад +59

      the86th player Waaaaaaawaaaaaaa It doesn’t do anything!

    • @The86thplayer
      @The86thplayer 5 лет назад +48

      @@unionjack0638 im gonna go cry some more....

  • @1994CivicGLi
    @1994CivicGLi 4 года назад +1069

    1:07 _”It doesn’t do anything!”_
    meanwhile sniper kills some enemies in the background

  • @ImHardToUnderstand
    @ImHardToUnderstand 8 лет назад +1804

    I want a mod that gives him that look all the time.

    • @marcoubaldo2446
      @marcoubaldo2446 8 лет назад +40

      The Almighty Pido same xD And for the Sniper minigun aswell xD

    • @docnathan3959
      @docnathan3959 7 лет назад +16

      Well also his voice

    • @docnathan3959
      @docnathan3959 7 лет назад +25

      I call this a Depressed Heavy mod.

    • @depressedkermit3752
      @depressedkermit3752 5 лет назад +2

      @@marcoubaldo2446 I hate you tho

    • @applesyrupp
      @applesyrupp 4 года назад +3

      I think he will look traumatized instead of sad

  • @yukibo8421
    @yukibo8421 8 лет назад +2483

    "Oh my goodness who touched sniper?" I died

    • @saka6347
      @saka6347 8 лет назад +160

      "alright... (falls) ah it doesnt matter..." hahahah

    • @sandralangevin4067
      @sandralangevin4067 8 лет назад +76

      tell me on this diagram were he touched sniper

    • @DeathlessHaze
      @DeathlessHaze 4 года назад +3

      Medic did

    • @DeathlessHaze
      @DeathlessHaze 4 года назад

      @Variegatus that's um...Dark

    • @LarryMoonlink3892
      @LarryMoonlink3892 4 года назад +1

      Me: Heavy, you just gripped Sniper's dick!
      Heavy: what? I did not do that!
      Also Heavy: *realizes that he touched Sniper's dick* I did that...
      Sniper: *screams in fear, pain and embarrassment because Heavy is gripping his dick* HELP ME! I AM BEING GRIPPED INAPPROPRIATELY BY HEAVY!!!

  • @harrisonhamilton5284
    @harrisonhamilton5284 4 года назад +290

    Clinically Depressed Engineer: “Like this... little ol tripod number designed by me... BUILT, by me... and I sure hope... also pointed at me”

    • @expiredwater4118
      @expiredwater4118 4 года назад +12

      He already made a clinically depressed Engineer video.

    • @harrisonhamilton5284
      @harrisonhamilton5284 4 года назад +6

      Really? Thanks for telling me

    • @discontinued4826
      @discontinued4826 4 года назад +8

      Man I wished this was added-

    • @Ze_eT
      @Ze_eT 3 года назад +4

      @@discontinued4826 The wrangler allows you to do that.

  • @PaulStompbox
    @PaulStompbox 7 лет назад +1589

    *"Nnnnnnggghhhhhh"*
    Level 25 Minigun
    +2000% faster firing speed
    -90% ammo from ammo packs on wearer (due to being expensive)
    -100% damage penalty
    Desc: Who needs to damage things when you can enjoy the impressively fast firing speed?

  • @HEWHOTAWNS
    @HEWHOTAWNS 7 лет назад +503

    "I HAVE NO MONEY"
    I feel you bro...

  • @nyther
    @nyther 4 года назад +142

    "Oh my goodness, who touched sniper? alright..."
    * inhales *
    "Aw it doesnt matter :("

  • @not_plausible2033
    @not_plausible2033 10 лет назад +870

    0:28 after every steam seasonal sale.

  • @064razor
    @064razor 9 лет назад +1776

    0:28 Life in a nutshell

  • @names4489
    @names4489 4 года назад +288

    1:00 Me realising that the weapon that took me weeks to craft have been nerfed

    • @rapmusical1173
      @rapmusical1173 4 года назад +2

      Sandman

    • @julispears4949
      @julispears4949 4 года назад +24

      More like 0:57

    • @thesamejackalsniperthatkil117
      @thesamejackalsniperthatkil117 3 года назад +1

      Tide Turner

    • @ydrax999
      @ydrax999 3 года назад +1

      Literaly is pixonic in a nushell:new powerful robot! **1 month** **still powerful** **2 months** **still powerful** **3 months** now the robot is nerfed, is useless, and now there is a new powerful robot to buy with *REAL MONEY*

    • @fadlanal-amsi9839
      @fadlanal-amsi9839 3 года назад +1

      O

  • @meatloaf2372
    @meatloaf2372 8 лет назад +873

    1:07.my reaction after using the overdose

    • @SuperDuperSeb
      @SuperDuperSeb 6 лет назад +39

      Too, bad you don't know how to fucking use it.

    • @Tntexplodeslol
      @Tntexplodeslol 5 лет назад +9

      It's a gr8 gun

    • @timur5241
      @timur5241 5 лет назад +9

      Syringe gun + crusader's crossbow = overdose

    • @Hazgoblin
      @Hazgoblin 5 лет назад +3

      Applies more to the cabine

    • @PumpyGT
      @PumpyGT 4 года назад +2

      Relatable

  • @MisterJohnDoe
    @MisterJohnDoe 5 лет назад +2136

    0:28 When a game I like comes out

  • @4.99dollarchickenstripbask7
    @4.99dollarchickenstripbask7 4 года назад +99

    That's why Engineer killed him in 'Heavy is Dead"
    Engineer was just putting him out of his misery

  • @195-q6l
    @195-q6l 5 лет назад +708

    0:28 after you play a EA game.

  • @Gabrielbarsch
    @Gabrielbarsch 10 лет назад +987

    cry some more

    • @literaltrash8652
      @literaltrash8652 7 лет назад +7

      Gabriel Barsch
      The fuck...
      How did you end up here?

    • @talizorrah.3799
      @talizorrah.3799 6 лет назад +2

      GABRIEL!? why are you here lol

    • @Short_Potato
      @Short_Potato 6 лет назад +4

      Gabriel Barsch give this weapon to hank and see how long he lasts

    • @bluesharpie9744
      @bluesharpie9744 6 лет назад +2

      Dark Souls is bae you know it Actually would make a pretty goos weapon... Body shield, head as a blunt weapon, and arms as a battering ram...
      Okay where am I going

    • @Chu-XO
      @Chu-XO 6 лет назад +2

      run while you can

  • @squilliamthe4th
    @squilliamthe4th 3 года назад +54

    I love that instead of his nose going up at 0:51 it goes down

    • @SpunkyDunk
      @SpunkyDunk  3 года назад +21

      Someone finally noticed.

  • @naryosh_
    @naryosh_ 8 лет назад +192

    0:22- When the day off was a lie

  • @Неизвестныйчеловек-т2п

    0:28 me after steam sale

  • @Lastplanet115
    @Lastplanet115 10 лет назад +785

    the snipin' gun
    +looks funny
    +silent killer - makes barely any noise when firing
    +infinite ammo
    +fires really fast
    +weighs one hundred something
    +makes target feel guilty for player
    -never hits anything
    -doesnt fire anything
    -costs a billion dollars to fire
    -YOU HAVE NO MONEY!

    • @goosemcloose1654
      @goosemcloose1654 10 лет назад +1

      Nice stats.

    • @RedHoodAngel
      @RedHoodAngel 10 лет назад +4

      it also costs a billion dollars to fire

    • @Bone8380
      @Bone8380 10 лет назад

      - doesn't fire anything.

    • @GrimmXilixion
      @GrimmXilixion 10 лет назад

      The Power Pony YOU HAVE NO MONEY!

    • @RedHoodAngel
      @RedHoodAngel 10 лет назад

      Logan Cates why are you telling me that?

  • @Неизвестныйчеловек-т2п

    1:07 when you install mod for team fortress and this not working

  • @eddiesmagiccookies5050
    @eddiesmagiccookies5050 4 года назад +172

    It’s so sad that you can’t do clinically depressed medic, sniper, or spy

    • @copperhead577
      @copperhead577 4 года назад +1

      Why not?

    • @redbasher636
      @redbasher636 4 года назад +8

      No publix SFM for us to work with. Valve barely updates their shit anymore that doesn't make them money. SFM uses a 2008 version of TF2 ffs. (beyond bug fixes )

    • @Rikken552
      @Rikken552 4 года назад

      @@redbasher636 they still update the game, just with minor additions and bug fixes

    • @Anonymous529
      @Anonymous529 4 года назад +5

      @Copperhead Because Sniper is Heavy’s Weapon; Medic and Spy are Engineer’s Weapons, and Demoman is Soldier’s Weapons.

    • @nemanja2152
      @nemanja2152 4 года назад +1

      @@Rikken552 They rarely update SFM and even when they do its usually a minor bug fix

  • @phanpy1005
    @phanpy1005 7 лет назад +130

    Best acting ever

  • @DJDelta0
    @DJDelta0 10 лет назад +140

    Well if I had to use that weapon against people with real guns and explosives, I'd probably be just as depressed as that Heavy...

    • @DJDelta0
      @DJDelta0 10 лет назад +8

      ***** Because I. Am. GOD.

    • @DJDelta0
      @DJDelta0 10 лет назад +9

      ***** Okay, then go buy some :3

    • @archivehans
      @archivehans 10 лет назад

      DJDelta0
      ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you go svered

    • @Plasmawario
      @Plasmawario 10 лет назад

      If i had to use that weapon, i'd win...

  • @guycomndownyochimnee
    @guycomndownyochimnee 10 лет назад +249

    I can't take clinical depression seriously after watching these videos.

  • @axterminus4465
    @axterminus4465 8 лет назад +498

    1:04 Using natascha in a nutshell

    • @italics9491
      @italics9491 8 лет назад +63

      "I gotta go cry some more"
      - Depressed Heavy -

    • @pewgun7832
      @pewgun7832 5 лет назад +22

      but it's makes sure that the enemy deosnt escape,therfore countering scouts,demoknights,soliders,sticky jumpers,and what-not

    • @redactedgamersgd1788
      @redactedgamersgd1788 5 лет назад +4

      Using hout long heater in nutshell

    • @dominicbofficial
      @dominicbofficial 4 года назад +1

      I like natascha...

    • @lilbigmichael9528
      @lilbigmichael9528 4 года назад

      Truthhr

  • @auramaster2068
    @auramaster2068 4 года назад +48

    When you get back stabbed for the seventh time in a single round

    • @mr.glamrock2092
      @mr.glamrock2092 4 года назад +3

      NO! When you get stabbed by the SAME GUY at spawn fifteen times.

  • @tucker4257
    @tucker4257 8 лет назад +200

    It cost a billion dollars to fire this weapon.
    I HAVE NO MONEY.

  • @SpunkyDunk
    @SpunkyDunk  9 лет назад +591

    This was my first video that got a lot of attention, and I have you guys to thank for it! Now if Valve would just let us edit the other classes in SFM...
    I love depressed Heavy so much I might bring him back in something. What are your ideas?

    • @empoleonz0
      @empoleonz0 9 лет назад

      YOU FORGOT THE ENDING FLOURISH!!!

    • @mlgmylittlegaben3763
      @mlgmylittlegaben3763 9 лет назад +9

      Spunky Animations this is the funniest one
      I would give you a billion dollars
      I have no money :(
      (cries)

    • @ScarletSho
      @ScarletSho 9 лет назад

      Spunky Animations How about Depressed Scout or Depressed Sniper?

    • @doug9779
      @doug9779 9 лет назад

      Make the demo next

    • @ganjagank4787
      @ganjagank4787 9 лет назад

      Jonathon Lacebal The demo got so depressed he became the depressed soldier's useless weapon and can't cheer up because the soldier calls him useless. The end.

  • @chaoabibi5356
    @chaoabibi5356 4 года назад +86

    "it doesn't do anything"
    *meanwhile everyone dies by his weapon*

    • @boopsboops7692
      @boopsboops7692 4 года назад +12

      When you have depression, you don’t see the upsides.

    • @spirityt2192
      @spirityt2192 3 года назад +2

      Maybe it’s just a spy running around killing everybody
      You can’t see them cuz they invisible

  • @c0baltl1ghtn1ng
    @c0baltl1ghtn1ng 10 лет назад +67

    The Sniper Minigun
    +No spinup sound
    +Infinite Ammo
    -No Damage
    +/- Make an annoying ass firing sound.
    "Stupid AND Sexy. What more do you want from Sniper?"

  • @CJsAwesomeWorld
    @CJsAwesomeWorld 7 лет назад +52

    I died at "then why did they give me a useless weapon?"

  • @hippie2475
    @hippie2475 4 года назад +46

    Basically me when the Teacher asked if I could give something to Charity: 0:28

  • @Неизвестныйчеловек-т2п

    0:28 when you want play in half-life:alyx but gabe said need vr

    • @mrrobotvoice8321
      @mrrobotvoice8321 3 года назад +1

      Dont tell me ur one of those people who got mad at valve for making half life alyx a vr game

    • @apchistuz
      @apchistuz 3 года назад

      @@mrrobotvoice8321 no im not mad, also this is my main account

  • @leonjackson1522
    @leonjackson1522 10 лет назад +105

    I HAVE NO MONEY
    (bursts into laughter)

    • @leonjackson1522
      @leonjackson1522 9 лет назад +3

      holy crap, I just posted this to show my reaction and It got 19 likes? man.... this world really is strange, or nice, or just something else....... Oooooo money!

    • @MeMeMcsplosion
      @MeMeMcsplosion 9 лет назад

      Make that 9 + 10.

    • @Poliostasis
      @Poliostasis 9 лет назад

      (Bursts into crying), who the fuck said he was laughing, doesn't sound like it...

    • @leonjackson1522
      @leonjackson1522 9 лет назад +3

      GojiraGaming no, it means that I am laughing mate

    • @Poliostasis
      @Poliostasis 9 лет назад

      Oooohhhh, lol

  • @unusede8437
    @unusede8437 4 года назад +26

    0:36 jeezus heavy your arm
    No wonder he depressed

  • @majorrmajor
    @majorrmajor 9 лет назад +46

    I feel horrible for laughing at all, but that sniper...
    NNNNNNNNNNGH

  • @knuckles1206
    @knuckles1206 4 года назад +65

    the only way to make him happy is by making the heavy update

    • @joeysopinion4463
      @joeysopinion4463 4 года назад +1

      Yeah do it Valve, please

    • @SirTent526
      @SirTent526 4 года назад +3

      YES! AndLet a bunch of hoovies suprise him for his Borthday.

  • @shiro5064
    @shiro5064 4 года назад +16

    You're laughing. He's crying and you're laughing

    • @jadsi
      @jadsi 3 года назад

      :(

    • @ensaracar6186
      @ensaracar6186 2 месяца назад

      Seeing Heavy that sad makes me sad

  • @TalleyBellum
    @TalleyBellum 8 лет назад +50

    Meet The Clinically depressed Sniper makes to much sense during the phone parts

    • @LarryMoonlink3892
      @LarryMoonlink3892 4 года назад +3

      I wonder what Depressed Sniper be like... maybe he'd be like "I have been traumatized by Heavy when he molested me in Battle." **intense Sad Sniper noises** "why did he do that? Why did Soldier's voice actor die???..." "I don't understand life anymore... please help me.." "no one is ever paying attention to me because they're playing as Soldier and so there's so many Soldiers going on because the fans wanna honor Rick May because he died of Covid19..... I hate my life since I ain't being played this year." **more Sniper crying noises**

  • @Draculaura333
    @Draculaura333 9 лет назад +168

    Sniper please stop.
    Stop.
    Stop that right now.
    That's so inappropriate.

  • @pacifistcowboy
    @pacifistcowboy 4 года назад +32

    0:41 that bit fuckign killed me oh my goD

  • @YamatoFukkatsu
    @YamatoFukkatsu 10 лет назад +64

    I was half-expecting it to end with "Some people think they can make me happy. Maybe. But I should probably just use bullet."

  • @34marmarmar
    @34marmarmar 10 лет назад +215

    BEST WEAPON IN GAME! THE NNNNNNGH GUHN!

    • @Grampa_Swood
      @Grampa_Swood 10 лет назад +9

      you can have it as sound and he does mmmmmmm

    • @34marmarmar
      @34marmarmar 10 лет назад +1

      listen closely, its sounds like mmmmm but is actually nnnnnnngh

    • @Grampa_Swood
      @Grampa_Swood 10 лет назад +1

      No, the sound they use is from the sniper saying: mmmm it's like christmas morning, they used the mmmmm from that -> I am just right

    • @34marmarmar
      @34marmarmar 10 лет назад +1

      mmmmm repeated sounds like nnnnngh

    • @Grampa_Swood
      @Grampa_Swood 10 лет назад +1

      it sounds like nnnngh, but it's still mmmmm

  • @abodimotii2125
    @abodimotii2125 3 года назад +32

    0:06 I am heavy weapons GAA

  • @TheNeXusCore9032
    @TheNeXusCore9032 10 лет назад +147

    Poor Heavy had to sell Sasha to pay Obamacare because it was so valuable and he got depressed.

  • @nokaccino
    @nokaccino 8 лет назад +62

    Literally one of the best TF2 parodies ever

  • @chebypattern
    @chebypattern 4 года назад +31

    "Some people think they can make me happy, maybe.. maybe.."
    -me

    • @SCP--gr3pd
      @SCP--gr3pd 4 года назад +1

      Exept for this

    • @boopsboops7692
      @boopsboops7692 4 года назад +3

      Here, have a definitely not useless weapon to cheer you up

  • @emberchan5821
    @emberchan5821 10 лет назад +240

    Dat Sniper tho

    • @emberchan5821
      @emberchan5821 10 лет назад +1

      The video was very offensive, I know, but Sniper is the only funny thing

    • @emberchan5821
      @emberchan5821 10 лет назад +3

      Nnnnnnnnghhhhhh

    • @samanthamcclish
      @samanthamcclish 10 лет назад

      Aww poor sniper

    • @zenzeizenyatta4125
      @zenzeizenyatta4125 10 лет назад

      Sniper's face though *gives kidney from random person I murdered* here E.J, have a kidney

    • @Rainbow234Face
      @Rainbow234Face 9 лет назад +2

      +Arty „Ember” Chan "She" weights one hundred something" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @himeyuuri1831
    @himeyuuri1831 7 лет назад +117

    Heavy has Crippling Depression :D

    • @novatortuosi7677
      @novatortuosi7677 7 лет назад

      Your Uncle the Engie *plays sad violin music

    • @Metaluck768
      @Metaluck768 7 лет назад +6

      Sniper has
      ostheoporosis

    • @LarryMoonlink3892
      @LarryMoonlink3892 4 года назад

      Spy had suffered a stroke but yet survived it.
      soldier is hanging himself because his voice actor Rick May died of the Covid19.
      Scout stuck in the tree in a very uncomfortable position..................

    • @boopsboops7692
      @boopsboops7692 4 года назад

      Larry Cullen fanbrother
      Medic lost his spy head

    • @LarryMoonlink3892
      @LarryMoonlink3892 4 года назад

      @@boopsboops7692 oof. Welp. We have a headless spy creeping around in here.

  • @Ludovicus1769
    @Ludovicus1769 4 года назад +7

    Heavy: Cry some more!
    Blu Team: *Doesn’t cry*
    Heavy: Fine, then I’ll do it myself.

  • @ThatOneMan830
    @ThatOneMan830 8 лет назад +80

    This is how I feel because of the Brass Beast nerf.
    Fuck me... I loved that thing, and now it got nerfed for no reason.

    • @Palpetinus
      @Palpetinus 8 лет назад

      Maybe you loved it because it was OP and maybe they nerfed it because of that.
      But seriously what do I know, I don't know TF2 things. I'm just saying that maybe that's it.

    • @ThatOneMan830
      @ThatOneMan830 8 лет назад

      Palpetinus
      It made you move slower than molasses. A snail could beat you in a race. The spin up was incredibly slow as well.

    • @HellishSpoon
      @HellishSpoon 8 лет назад

      oh boy! heavy can't get one shooted now with my brast beast!
      *BOOM*
      nerf shot.

    • @ThatOneMan830
      @ThatOneMan830 8 лет назад

      HELL SPOON
      Basically. It wasn't even broken in the slightest; you still lost almost all of your health in a single charged headshot, which forced you to take cover. The Machina also one-shotted you regardless.

    • @HellishSpoon
      @HellishSpoon 8 лет назад

      alex bajayo still...i would have liked if i live at list one shot
      and if you have medic it was better.

  • @jotawife
    @jotawife 9 лет назад +130

    Snipe me like one of your Australian sheila's :>

  • @purplehaze2358
    @purplehaze2358 3 года назад +5

    This is just a recreation of one of _those_ days playing heavy. You know the ones.

  • @ardatapsz560
    @ardatapsz560 5 лет назад +58

    1:02 When i going to scool in everymorning

  • @sparton112875
    @sparton112875 11 лет назад +28

    I want the sniper gun so much.

  • @bluekewne
    @bluekewne 10 месяцев назад +4

    To this day I still say "I HAVE NO MONEYYYYY" exactly like this video.

  • @BuckBewENOfficial
    @BuckBewENOfficial 5 лет назад +33

    0:28 When college start

  • @biddlebub6013
    @biddlebub6013 10 лет назад +26

    so it costs a billion dollars to shoot it, but it shoots nothing, so why does it cost money to shoot it?

  • @biscuits4smvt
    @biscuits4smvt 4 года назад +26

    0:47 me when my mom me asks how my day at school was.

  • @ddddoublerainbow
    @ddddoublerainbow 10 лет назад +22

    The sniper is a metaphor for how everyone hates the tomislav

  • @zdecfzdcvz
    @zdecfzdcvz 8 лет назад +63

    Meet the nihilistic heavy.

  • @TheTIMidator
    @TheTIMidator 4 года назад +9

    When he used the sniper, I could feel that humming.

  • @gladoxia
    @gladoxia 10 лет назад +12

    The Sniper
    Level 0 pseudogun
    +Walk speed increased by 20%
    +Can be found everywhere in plentiful amounts
    +Quieter than any other Heavy primary weapon
    -Doesn't do jack shit

  • @keyakku935
    @keyakku935 4 года назад +51

    0:28
    college students in a nutshell

    • @MonsieurSwag
      @MonsieurSwag 4 года назад +1

      you was one young too

    • @keyakku935
      @keyakku935 4 года назад +1

      @@MonsieurSwag im still considered young and going to college D:

    • @MonsieurSwag
      @MonsieurSwag 4 года назад +1

      @@keyakku935 actually me too *i have no money intensifies*

    • @fishman5
      @fishman5 4 года назад +1

      I have to go to college in 2 years

    • @samuelinson
      @samuelinson 3 года назад

      I cant afford preniummmm

  • @FirstNameLastName-lo2bo
    @FirstNameLastName-lo2bo 3 года назад +7

    imagine crying so hard that you snort

  • @ddddoublerainbow
    @ddddoublerainbow 11 лет назад +32

    This is the best "Clinically Depressed."

    • @ncrranger7550
      @ncrranger7550 10 лет назад +5

      the scout is a ghost
      Red Demoman: see

  • @criticaldrive97
    @criticaldrive97 10 лет назад +18

    >silent spinup
    >always does crit damage
    >crit damage only applies if you buy daily DLC from steam shop
    >does no damage if DLC is not downloaded daily
    >DLC cost 1 billion dollars
    >crafted with piss

  • @on_top.
    @on_top. 3 года назад +19

    0:10 yup ok

  • @bottlegaming6726
    @bottlegaming6726 4 года назад +26

    Heavy: *inspects Sniper* Oh my goodness, who touched sniper...
    Also Heavy: *falls to the ground depressingly* Aw.. It doesn't matter..

  • @FALG31
    @FALG31 8 лет назад +22

    I've got an idea, Meet the Irate Heavy Weapons Guy.
    "I'm the goddamn Heavy Weapons Guy, and this piece of crap is my weapon. She weights a ton and shoots like hell but can't hit shit at all. It costs a bajillion dollars to fire it, I have no money, and you want me to fire it for more than 12 seconds?!
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGHHHHH! RRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
    The fuck? Who touched Sasha?! Well then... WHO THE F-
    Some people think they can calm me down, maybe *sniff* maybe; then WHY THE HELL DID THEY GIVE ME THIS RUBBISH WEAPON!
    *yelling uncontrollably* WHAT A PIECE OF SHIIIIIIIIIIT!
    I'll make those people cry some more.

    • @testserver13
      @testserver13 8 лет назад +1

      Fernando Langalú make this happen!!

  • @donniem4597
    @donniem4597 4 года назад +13

    I already start laughing when he introduced himself in the beginning

  • @KiePig5
    @KiePig5 11 лет назад +20

    10th Class Confirmed!

  • @justicekratch4561
    @justicekratch4561 4 года назад +107

    "What inspired you to build a second Krusty Krab right next door to the original?"
    Mr. Krabs: 0:29

    • @MichaelNunya-iu6kw
      @MichaelNunya-iu6kw 4 года назад +4

      😪👹😨😷👹😷😡😪😡😢😡👐👌👐👌👌🏻👌🏿👌🏼🤐😈😬😨🤪🤕😶😆😶😆😄😙😃☺️😗😍😆🤗🙄😀🙄😆😅😗😍😗😶😎😙🙂😉🙄🥰🙄🤩😑😯🤐🤨🤐

    • @justicekratch4561
      @justicekratch4561 4 года назад +5

      @@MichaelNunya-iu6kw Facts.

    • @MichaelNunya-iu6kw
      @MichaelNunya-iu6kw 4 года назад +4

      @@justicekratch4561 I know

    • @vickymanmusicguy
      @vickymanmusicguy 4 года назад +5

      Ahem
      *M O N E Y*

    • @SCP--gr3pd
      @SCP--gr3pd 4 года назад +3

      MONEY…

  • @insertgenericnamehere5322
    @insertgenericnamehere5322 4 года назад +5

    You better make a meet the clinically depressed sanvich

  • @TheRaziz321321
    @TheRaziz321321 11 лет назад +30

    Oh my goodness! Who touched Sniper? Alright... Meh it doesn't matter. Lol

  • @notfunnydidntlaugh3916
    @notfunnydidntlaugh3916 9 лет назад +18

    Heavy sounds like Patrick a bit XD

  • @lordkaos31
    @lordkaos31 4 года назад +19

    It’s doesn’t shoot any bullets it’s just delete them

  • @spoonman6256
    @spoonman6256 11 лет назад +11

    It costs a BILLION dollars to fire. I HAVE NO MONEY.

  • @Dilbert1999
    @Dilbert1999 11 лет назад +12

    You're just not doing it right Heavy, talk to Pinkie, she knows how to fire a sniper.
    Twilight gatling gun (5 min Loop)

    • @Dilbert1999
      @Dilbert1999 10 лет назад +2

      supermaletperson Come on, it's a Heavy firing a sniper, that joke was gift wrapped for me, I had to make it.

    • @Dilbert1999
      @Dilbert1999 10 лет назад +4

      supermaletperson Adventure Time's a girly show to me, but I don't go ranting on everyone who mentions it.

    • @Dilbert1999
      @Dilbert1999 10 лет назад +2

      supermaletperson What you should've done is said, "Ponies? Nooooooooooooo!" Like a spy getting hit by jarate.

    • @Dilbert1999
      @Dilbert1999 10 лет назад +1

      supermaletperson Sorry, I thought it was only fitting to make a TF2 related joke on a video related to TF2.

    • @Dilbert1999
      @Dilbert1999 10 лет назад +1

      ***** Are you like a cousin of Derpy's or something?

  • @brianery
    @brianery 5 месяцев назад +2

    you know its bad when heavy gets so depressed youtube auto captions think he's french

  • @Archneme5is
    @Archneme5is 5 лет назад +17

    1:07 my reaction to kgb after jungle inferno

  • @wolfjedisamuel
    @wolfjedisamuel 5 лет назад +13

    _"It doesn't do anything!"_
    XD

  • @billy4208
    @billy4208 3 года назад +4

    "Some people think they can make me happy , i have yet to meet one that can outsmart depression."

  • @Jerrynana
    @Jerrynana 5 лет назад +5

    1 million views! Much deserved with this awesome SFM!

  • @ScarletSho
    @ScarletSho 9 лет назад +14

    This is an accurate representation of every 12 year old who came on here thinking this was going to be COD on Xbox.

    • @lilm8818
      @lilm8818 9 лет назад

      +Scarlet Sho You bet it is.

  • @yibboykeithnug341
    @yibboykeithnug341 4 года назад +3

    1:01
    Heavy finally comes face to face with the horrors of war, 1943, colorised.

  • @arthurmorgan2259
    @arthurmorgan2259 5 лет назад +29

    0:46 When your teacher pulls a suprice test on you

  • @doktorryeen5124
    @doktorryeen5124 9 лет назад +22

    That sniper though

    • @starlie6269
      @starlie6269 9 лет назад +11

      MNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH