The Death of R6 Siege (Five Years of Ash Maining)

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  • Опубликовано: 27 янв 2025

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  • @thebard5019
    @thebard5019 3 года назад +1577

    What scared me isnt the nonsensical ramblings, what scared me was that i began to understand

  • @yoboyRoy
    @yoboyRoy 3 года назад +3283

    The whole team could be discussing a super logical strat, and out of leftfield comes “IM RUSHING”

  • @Mekel01
    @Mekel01 3 года назад +2527

    Reject strategy, return to Ash

    • @ArabCat.1
      @ArabCat.1 3 года назад +3

      Yes

    • @apollo3037
      @apollo3037 3 года назад +4

      Woooooooo mekel

    • @wylece3521
      @wylece3521 3 года назад +1

      Mekrl

    • @yeeerr5790
      @yeeerr5790 3 года назад +2

      NO what about returning to our old friend recruit 😔

    • @suppressed_viii
      @suppressed_viii 3 года назад +1

      Get good Mekel, boosted console champ who can’t even play ranked matches because he knows hes too shit to play ranked.

  • @rozeislost5096
    @rozeislost5096 3 года назад +1366

    “I once sniffed so hard I was pretty sure it had a calorie in it”
    Mr. Homeless - 2021

  • @cob2265
    @cob2265 3 года назад +1829

    I just spent 16 minutes in utter awe and confusion. I have watched through the whole video at the cost of my brain turning to milk

    • @notenoughcalories
      @notenoughcalories 3 года назад +20

      Ha lucky for me I have no brain

    • @brycealbert356
      @brycealbert356 3 года назад +26

      Are we talking about spiderman or ash mains

    • @nickgrimes5023
      @nickgrimes5023 3 года назад +19

      @@brycealbert356 yes

    • @MomPleasurer
      @MomPleasurer 3 года назад +5

      Am i fever dreaming

    • @reheatedpizza7292
      @reheatedpizza7292 3 года назад +4

      honestly this video kinda just made me not like him it was too obscure

  • @Afterthought_
    @Afterthought_ 3 года назад +36

    This video unintentionally captures how siege went from being a tactical shooter with abilities being basic counters to one another, to becoming a tedious nightmare to play.

  • @yankeeshater
    @yankeeshater 3 года назад +411

    "If you are insane, can you be outsane?" Genius level thinking

  • @PedroDelClaro93
    @PedroDelClaro93 3 года назад +362

    Rename to "The Death of R6 Siege" and the content still holds up.

    • @ShotzInTheLight
      @ShotzInTheLight 3 года назад +18

      damn, he actually did it, the mad lad

    • @Julio_Gomes
      @Julio_Gomes 3 года назад +1

      What was the other title?

    • @FRTassassin
      @FRTassassin 3 года назад

      @@Julio_Gomes we'll never know

    • @Julio_Gomes
      @Julio_Gomes 3 года назад

      @@FRTassassin damm, I wanted to know

    • @FRTassassin
      @FRTassassin 3 года назад +5

      @@Julio_Gomescough cough~5 years of ash maining~Cough

  • @surfercaleb2587
    @surfercaleb2587 3 года назад +935

    Only mr hummus could make a dramatic movie about being an ash main

    • @Jp31645
      @Jp31645 3 года назад

      @@birdhunter_inc ok

  • @goldswaggamer4007
    @goldswaggamer4007 3 года назад +261

    Basically Homeless saying random big brain things while playing feels like if I had ADHD and took DMT at the same time

    • @legoyoda2773
      @legoyoda2773 3 года назад +5

      Lmao you dont even know you exist when you take dmt

    • @thebard5019
      @thebard5019 3 года назад +6

      b r u h i have adhd and i watched this, I have transcended planes

    • @ryanlotz6030
      @ryanlotz6030 2 года назад

      I just thought i did have ADHD

  • @evanpoulin3190
    @evanpoulin3190 3 года назад +1209

    Why was the part about the bird so motivational

    • @tony8239
      @tony8239 3 года назад +48

      Ikr next time a bird enter my home I know what I must do

    • @kadinwiden4388
      @kadinwiden4388 3 года назад +31

      mans really said "Who decides where the line is of doing your best when were all human?" lmao damnn

    • @robotmeister009
      @robotmeister009 3 года назад +8

      That's no motivation, it needs advanced cryptography to decipher what he's been saying all along for 5 years. What's the meaning of life?

    • @ROMANOWSKIAIRSOFT
      @ROMANOWSKIAIRSOFT 3 года назад

      facts tho lol!

    • @simplyvibinn5417
      @simplyvibinn5417 3 года назад

      tone of voice

  • @kk2261
    @kk2261 3 года назад +102

    "I want to casually be better than everyone else without really trying"
    If that ain't a fucking mood

  • @iateanonion1195
    @iateanonion1195 3 года назад +1081

    "if you were born after 2002, you might not exist"
    *_P l e a s e d o u b l e c h e c k_*

    • @KingSolidTails
      @KingSolidTails 3 года назад +12

      I was born in 2002

    • @aptminer9531
      @aptminer9531 3 года назад +35

      @@KingSolidTails You may have to double check

    • @thisispatrick2003
      @thisispatrick2003 3 года назад +9

      The Tobey Maguire spiderman movie was released in 2002

    • @hmps3253
      @hmps3253 3 года назад +1

      Z O O M E R D E T E C T E D

    • @HeJaJo
      @HeJaJo 3 года назад +2

      September 21 2002, old enough to watch Spider-Man, but was I old enough to comprehend, let alone remember the movie? Do I exist? Am I even... a gamer?

  • @GenAdmissions
    @GenAdmissions 3 года назад +22

    This video made my brain so smooth that by the end, the bird story just slid right off and tbh I'm kinda rockin with that

  • @BasicallyHomeless
    @BasicallyHomeless  3 года назад +1205

    Who is planning these things anyway

  • @Slippery_
    @Slippery_ 3 года назад +61

    Sometimes I forget that mr hummus literally is a veteran of the game and is incredible at it....

  • @Micrometer123
    @Micrometer123 3 года назад +375

    it's a good day when mr hummus uploafs

  • @humphreywolfe
    @humphreywolfe 3 года назад +212

    This man singlehandedly represents the entire idea of manifesting odd, conclusive thoughts about life
    Wait what

  • @calvintien800
    @calvintien800 3 года назад +48

    " *You can always put on more clothes but you can only take so many off before they kick you out of Walmart* "
    *BEIG BRIANS*

  • @VintageInsomnia
    @VintageInsomnia 3 года назад +48

    finds out that Homeless has a baby coming soon Now we can really call him Daddy Homeless.

  • @beachlol
    @beachlol 3 года назад +39

    This video begins messy and ends a masterpiece.

  • @Logan-dk8of
    @Logan-dk8of 3 года назад +18

    this is the most perfect summary of siege's evolution, and why I no longer play it, and why they are now losing active players, 2017 velvet shell really was the pinnacle of siege

  • @surfercaleb2587
    @surfercaleb2587 3 года назад +148

    OH GOD! He has transformed into the sweaty jäger while playing the sweaty ash... how sweaty could he possibly get?

    • @micahbeckner2274
      @micahbeckner2274 3 года назад +4

      Cover himself in pure grease

    • @attackbrains2095
      @attackbrains2095 3 года назад +11

      ash mains ARE jager mains. they are intertwined.

    • @potatofuryy
      @potatofuryy 3 года назад +2

      @@attackbrains2095 But I was a Jager main and I almost never played ash? What does this meean?

    • @sock8211
      @sock8211 3 года назад +1

      @@potatofuryy your an impostor

  • @joshuamok5995
    @joshuamok5995 3 года назад +52

    His videos are just turning more and more insane each time. Like why spend 2000$ on jäger helmet thingy and having it in the vid for like 3 seconds

    • @augustturner3987
      @augustturner3987 3 года назад +6

      If it's in a video he can write some or all of the cost off on his taxes as a business expense.

  • @firefallgaming172
    @firefallgaming172 3 года назад +29

    Now this is what I subscribed for.

    • @Yacyz
      @Yacyz 3 года назад

      Yes

  • @obitouchiha9446
    @obitouchiha9446 3 года назад +13

    This is like the most inspirational document I’ve seen

  • @SixTheFallen
    @SixTheFallen 3 года назад +18

    i wasnt expecting an upload now im in a good mood

  • @phenix4181
    @phenix4181 3 года назад +2

    This is one of the best videos on youtube ever,
    it's such a good documentary of rush main
    its so deep you can't even understand without the full context
    for those of you who also understood
    return to monke

  • @ettorespongano8021
    @ettorespongano8021 3 года назад +54

    Im simple man, mr hummus uploafs, i click like button

  • @BlackWyrmTV
    @BlackWyrmTV 3 года назад +3

    Wow glad I decided to watch this on the way home from work. Mr homeless you have no idea how much this speaks to me as a gamer playing siege since the earliest of days though I didn't make it past year four and I rarely uploaded RUclips videos for siege even though I was so passionate about it. I don't know how serious you took making this video but you f****** hit home man.

    • @BlackWyrmTV
      @BlackWyrmTV 3 года назад

      When you said rushing home from work everyday to five stack with your boys gave me f****** Goosebumps bro. I know I'm not the only one that did that but the early days of siege man....so many memories

  • @bo55-jsr
    @bo55-jsr 3 года назад +21

    I can not wait to get home, sit and watch this nostalgic masterpiece

  • @imfeeney
    @imfeeney 3 года назад +1

    this is one of the best videos on youtube. while not being an ash main, i completely agree with the tone that the changes from ‘17 on didn’t ruining just rushing, but what made me (and seemingly others) loved about siege. but i’m high so take that for what it’s worth, this is genuinely a fantastic video

  • @randomgamer8353
    @randomgamer8353 3 года назад +23

    Now this is a documentary I wanna watch

  • @spydersix6650
    @spydersix6650 3 года назад +4

    Why was this the best Ash Main documentary I have ever seen
    And also the most entertaining thing I have ever seen

  • @SammyBoiBeThicc08
    @SammyBoiBeThicc08 3 года назад +13

    HE UPLOAF!!!
    Love ya work bruv, I'll keep you in my prayers and hope you keep up the great content!

  • @gaz-75w63
    @gaz-75w63 3 года назад +19

    I cant wait to see how Mr. Hummus' comedy matures from Fatherhood, what a time to be alive

  • @constantinetsarkos5489
    @constantinetsarkos5489 3 года назад +3

    Bro, the Tobby MaGuire "Yea this is good" part made me sub. I'm dead.

  • @alexanderlund-jackson6864
    @alexanderlund-jackson6864 3 года назад +13

    This entire video feels like a fever dream

  • @kaiffuaintmywaifu75
    @kaiffuaintmywaifu75 3 года назад +27

    The madlad actually knew that they would make you into a lizard when you get 2 million

  • @ezrarichardson279
    @ezrarichardson279 2 года назад +1

    The fact that this is so nonsensical yet somehow makes perfect sense while also making me want the game to return to the way it was even though I never have, nor will, ever play it is kind of frightening. Lol, this is the content I want to see haha

  • @randomgamer8353
    @randomgamer8353 3 года назад +21

    Are we gonna talk about how he goes sicko mode in the beginning

  • @quentinrochas9170
    @quentinrochas9170 3 года назад +3

    It had been a while since a video actually made me feel like I was having an aneurysm.
    Great job on pacing and editing, it's tip-top.
    Me feel better about me playstyle.
    Thank you based Shotgun-Snout.

  • @wilmer854
    @wilmer854 3 года назад +39

    "I once took a big sniff and it had a calorie" funniest shit I ever seen

  • @Nonco-1
    @Nonco-1 3 года назад +10

    "I once sniffed so hard I was pretty sure it had a calorie in it" is without a doubt one of the dumbest things I've ever heard.

  • @TedTeddison99
    @TedTeddison99 3 года назад +9

    As a day one dude, I’m so glad I quit siege when I did. I made so many memories on that game, made friends that I’m still beyond close with to this day. Even found my best friend on there who passed away. It literally inna way helped me grow up, which sounds sad but as a depressed middle schooler it really helped having a game like that to throw my time and effort into. Wouldn’t have traded the memories on that game from 2015-2017 for the world man. The state of the game today makes me sad, and I miss what it was, but I’m glad some people still remember the good old days.

  • @FemboyDuck
    @FemboyDuck 3 года назад +1

    how long an experience felt in your memory is based on how much of it you remember
    and i swear that was the shortest 16 minutes of my life

  • @williamglass2223
    @williamglass2223 3 года назад +45

    5 years an Ash main.
    Opens with him in Jaeger’s helmet playing with an Avocado and Banana.

    • @camob585
      @camob585 3 года назад +3

      Jaeger? You mean Ash on defense?

  • @SHOOTRSFEET
    @SHOOTRSFEET 3 года назад

    Best video yet. I absolutely love how you summarize this, the way it’s said and edited.

  • @hakaase
    @hakaase 3 года назад +10

    “An RTS pretending to be a first person shooter” is probably the best description I’ve heard so far of what Siege is nowadays.

    • @chuzhoy333
      @chuzhoy333 3 года назад

      What is RTS

    • @hakaase
      @hakaase 3 года назад

      @@chuzhoy333 real time strategy. strategy without turn-based stuff

    • @chickenFucker-uk3lm
      @chickenFucker-uk3lm 3 года назад +1

      @@hakaase rts and fps lovechild. Unique and beautiful

  • @cenoja-music
    @cenoja-music 3 года назад +1

    this is soo good dude

  • @oguzhanaydogdu3425
    @oguzhanaydogdu3425 3 года назад +5

    This is the best critique of Sam Raimi's Spiderman i have ever seen so far

  • @jacobeaton8851
    @jacobeaton8851 3 года назад +1

    I have just watched this and i have never been so confused yet so enlightened it was a roller coaster of thoughts

  • @winterapparel7540
    @winterapparel7540 3 года назад +21

    Holy shit you’re 25. I’m 22 and don’t what to do with myself

  • @Funkiotologist
    @Funkiotologist 3 года назад +2

    I’m so glad I played the game when it first came out. Siege in the beginning was the most fun game I’ve ever played, I would never trade those memories for anything

  • @SkyGrizzzley
    @SkyGrizzzley 3 года назад +7

    This subliminally made me rewatch the Spiderman trilogy under a more mature lens wtf.

  • @newdayjesus6027
    @newdayjesus6027 3 года назад

    Always love seeing a new uploaf

  • @FranzJx
    @FranzJx 3 года назад +7

    wow.

    • @soroushie
      @soroushie 3 года назад +2

      bruh why you didn't get any likes

  • @brintmitchell2220
    @brintmitchell2220 3 года назад +2

    The Shia LeBouf reference *chefs kiss*

  • @glennstrooberg6174
    @glennstrooberg6174 3 года назад +3

    I had to recheck if i was watching a netflix documentary or a RUclips video. This is pure gold.

  • @lukasleroy8109
    @lukasleroy8109 3 года назад +1

    The video quality is so fucking good. this is some high bugdet shit. National geographic work right here. man i always belived in you

  • @royalloki4792
    @royalloki4792 3 года назад +6

    “Serenity17 uploading twice a week.” Thanks hummus now I’m crying😭😭

  • @Peckh
    @Peckh 3 года назад

    this is somehow such a well written and unique siege video and its one i somehow cant relate to at all but also understand and completly agree with everything being said.

  • @nandodyer8903
    @nandodyer8903 3 года назад +5

    Let’s hope that we can go back in time where Mr. Homeless really had a home...
    In the mind of a toxic Jager spawnpeeker with an ACOG and a rushing Ash main with an ACOG as well.

  • @jacknewquist5484
    @jacknewquist5484 3 года назад +2

    This is horrifyingly accurate as someone who is an ash main. Like I get it’s a meme but the slow decay of play style through reworks and nerfs really did make me question if I knew how to play the game.... I’ve adapted to more of a Hibanna Valk main instead of ash jager.... just weird to think of how long this game has been around and how different it is today.

  • @mr_braindead7773
    @mr_braindead7773 3 года назад +3

    I feel like I’m watching a Wes Anderson film when I watch his videos, just a non stop acid trip.

  • @Sleepersoviet
    @Sleepersoviet 3 года назад

    Congratulations on having a baby man I hope you have many happy years ahead ❤️❤️

  • @Flixkedon
    @Flixkedon 3 года назад +3

    He said “I have a kid coming in July” then talks about a sponsor 🤣🤣

  • @taylordutton4915
    @taylordutton4915 3 года назад +1

    A truly cinematic masterpiece from beginning to end. Thank you Mr. Hummus

  • @h8rsbeware496
    @h8rsbeware496 3 года назад +5

    I just had an existential crisis while watching a vid on maining ash

  • @Heliocentrix124
    @Heliocentrix124 3 года назад +1

    this is the best youtube poop Ive ever seen, and highest quality at that

  • @ehssandaloo8263
    @ehssandaloo8263 3 года назад +26

    this actually made me sad coz i liked everything thay removed

    • @dariuscodreanu5687
      @dariuscodreanu5687 3 года назад +3

      Same but redditors complained too hard about anything that wasnt crouching in a corner or droning for 4 mins

    • @8thlvlMage
      @8thlvlMage 3 года назад

      That's kinda the point of the video. The people that liked playing this way have gradually had what they enjoy removed until the game is just bland for those players.

  • @fatalairsoft2849
    @fatalairsoft2849 3 года назад +2

    I love his transition from saying he is having a child to his spawnser

  • @nixpaFPS
    @nixpaFPS 3 года назад +4

    Older siege was so fun. Now the game feels like a brick

    • @audiomac
      @audiomac 3 года назад

      The devs keep nerving fun and balanced operators. You also could be burnt on the game.

  • @lonelywalrus5327
    @lonelywalrus5327 3 года назад +2

    ive never heard this humor in my life life before but god fucking dammit i love it

  • @Y3KSeji
    @Y3KSeji 3 года назад +3

    Homeless predicted another toby miguire spider man

  • @ddog9183
    @ddog9183 3 года назад +1

    Sometimes to practice being an ash jager main I play titanfall with max fov and never stop moving or flicking

  • @FuckYouToobAdds
    @FuckYouToobAdds 3 года назад +3

    Injects syringe full of Ash main juice*
    IM RUSHING!!!

  • @rapolaslevickas816
    @rapolaslevickas816 3 года назад +1

    This video is how I would describe the feeling you feel when you think you are dreaming but you are awake

  • @kadenbrown-cobarrubias5510
    @kadenbrown-cobarrubias5510 3 года назад +3

    "i once sniffed so hard i was pretty sure it had a calorie in it" actually made me cry laughing

  • @PapaLuge
    @PapaLuge 2 года назад

    This entire video hit harder than Ash's breaching charge
    RIP Siege You will be missed as my favourite ever multiplayer game

  • @ember5935
    @ember5935 2 года назад +5

    Guys, this is where he stopped making R6 videos, RIP homeless guy.

  • @jacemarcolla7518
    @jacemarcolla7518 3 года назад

    All of his videos are simply the most pleasurable of experiences. I feel like I am once again 6 years old and my mother has called us to open presents. BLISS

  • @GhostNinja987
    @GhostNinja987 3 года назад +3

    Guaranteed that if they remove ash from the game people will still play ash.

    • @Schassisking
      @Schassisking 3 года назад

      dawg i still main ash and jager just because like they been nerfed so many times and they just dont die

  • @pancakeman1
    @pancakeman1 3 года назад

    Great video,
    I loved the parallels to, "Of Mice and Men"

  • @LypCrate
    @LypCrate 3 года назад +4

    I'm a simple man.
    I see a Basically Homeless video and drop a like.

  • @streetjustice4287
    @streetjustice4287 3 года назад +1

    So many people are going to miss the level of genius hidden under the carefully crafted ridiculousness

  • @Seekerstudiosviewing
    @Seekerstudiosviewing 3 года назад

    love the video essay style

  • @RoastyToaste
    @RoastyToaste 3 года назад +1

    Thank you for this video. I have learned much.
    Maybe too much.

  • @moeedramay
    @moeedramay 3 года назад +1

    Man i love your content

  • @mashedmentality
    @mashedmentality 3 года назад

    Seeing everything that got removed...... man me blown. I forgot about some fo the changes because they’ve been gone for so long, but some of the changes stuck with the community forever. RIP ACOGS

  • @zCoppr
    @zCoppr 3 года назад +1

    This is one of the best RUclips videos I ever watched

  • @johnwelke1005
    @johnwelke1005 3 года назад +2

    There is some I Ching, Art of War, Bruce Lee level words to live by in this video. "You can only take off so many clothes before they kick you out of Walmart."

  • @IlIlIlllIlIlIllli
    @IlIlIlllIlIlIllli 3 года назад

    Wow this video was really well made the narrating is really good

  • @carlstal42
    @carlstal42 3 года назад +1

    You just opened my mind, i didn´t know until now I was a 4 years ash main :0

  • @NotRockstarGames
    @NotRockstarGames 3 года назад

    Bro I relate so much when you said you was playing anyone who could replace ash and jäger acog

  • @PleasantR6
    @PleasantR6 3 года назад +1

    Homeless: *has mained Ash for 5 years*
    Also Homeless: *has the crosshair placement of a turtle*

  • @savorypanda1178
    @savorypanda1178 3 года назад +1

    I have no idea what I just watched... the only thing I know is I enjoyed every second of it

  • @xandre1546
    @xandre1546 3 года назад +2

    That was the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.

  • @suppressinglight1007
    @suppressinglight1007 3 года назад +1

    you've inspired me to use ash for the first time in 5 months

  • @Mountain_Mosquito
    @Mountain_Mosquito 3 года назад +1

    It’s been a fun and strange experience, watching this channel