[Vinesauce] Warioware Gold Cutscenes (With Matching Subtitiles)

Thought this wouldn't feel right without some attempt at understanding what Vinny was saying through the 3DS microphone, so I took my best shot at understanding what he was saying. If it seems slightly out of order from the streams, it's cus I kept my favorite dub at the end.
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[@Notsophism]

“When I wear the hat, I become *SHI-”*

[@octopoopls3k]

All the money the power i feel it inside gurgling Burping Explosive diarrhea!

[@supergoodghost4600]

“My only wish is, to receive ALL of the smells from this auditorium, inside my nostril!”

[@cybermanbro4275]

I become... SUPER WARIO 5!

[@ComradeCowboy3141]

okay.. Santa Clause is not real and Jesus did not happen!

[@splattim3180]

super wario 5 honestly sounds like a bootleg

[@gupgaming2367]

An old man playing children games and screaming

[@tsarmikislav938]

Dàaaaaaaaaaooor

[@MrMashu2013]

And doing horrible robot voices

[@lorelaimorace-kk1xz]

Ah yes my fave kind of content
Party crashers

[@thatcleverfox]

8:42 I love that intentional cutoff.

[@AtomicGolem]

"They give you like a second to recor-"

[@luisfernandomiguelpiris252]

@@AtomicGolemME GUSTA SUPER WARIO 5

[@ghirahimlefabuleux8984]

"Crush me between your pecs, killing me instantly."
-Vinny "Vinesauce" Pastapizza, circa 2018

[@raziel6304]

7:21 there's something so charming about that insecure "welcome uh welc-" and the incoherent mumbling after that....

[@thebandanadee8265]

I wanna be a streamer!
*Or apple pie?*
I wanna be a streamer, yknow, like like-
*Steak with Garlic Butter?!*
SANTA IS NOT REAL
*AND JESUS DID NOT HAPPEN!*
I come back 3 years later and I forget all of the things that made this video an instant classic in my brain. Sorta like 7:50. And 10:01

[@RabXML]

When I wear the hat I become SHI-

[@thebandanadee8265]

SUPER WARIO 5!

[@nameisChannelID]

*_ECKSPLOSIV DAI ER E A_*

[@Fordan_greeman714]

Oh no I'm gonna have an abortio-

[@Epicboy099]

"Scrooge mcduck was KILLED in a tragic gold diving accident"

[@PipeGuy64Bit]

This is what Warioware came back from the dead for.

[@kayden2975]

And then again.

[@NickMario1]

@@kayden2975and then again.

[@_V.Va_]

10:52
Ehhh, pleasure doing business with ya, *_CHUM._*
I also love Vinny's portrayal of Ashley as a stereotypical emo teenager. Shitting on her is too easy and funny.

[@splattim3180]

THE POOR RAPPING SEGMENT MADE ME LAUGH SO MUCH IT ACHES TO SWALLOW DANG IT.

[@splattim3180]

I think I got heartburn
shit

[@kananmatsuuralover]

splat tim

[@KanaIzumiya]

@@kananmatsuuralover The legend

[@curlybrace4984]

You need some xannies bro?

[@Takimeko]

The parts that gets me is when the bad rapping just kinda peters out and then the dude offers Xanax.

[@cannon9009]

14:51 vinny predicted the mukbang trend

[@ShadyLaVa]

1:46 I genuinely laugh at this part all the time when I rewatch this video lol

[@licinigi9969]

*I HAVE ESSENTIAL OILS AND EGG SHELLS.*

[@szandorthe13th]

^ Karens when their kid gets 3 extinct diseases because they didn’t get vaccinated

[@crowbro_]

*_GAWD DAMN CHEASE BORGARS._*

[@Alola_Hanna-Barbera_TMS_Fan]

CHESEBARGAHS

[@nicegoatdoctor8224]

DAW-

[@awesomesmileyguy]

I WANT 'EM STEAMED

[@OctoesMP4]

STEA-

[@nightlightshinebright5552]

No ma. Fortnite's on 3-

[@snailymitch]

I think at 4:47 he actually sais "Ah I live in a donut tower" but honestly with that amazing microphone quality it's really hard to tell lmao

[@nintendoryan2245]

Also I think he said SUPER WARIO FART, not 5

[@JG_Wentworth]

@@nintendoryan2245 I thought it was super wario fight.

[@luiluiruirui]

@@JG_Wentworth super wario fight = street fighter but all characters is from mario and ryu is wario

[@demonox4005]

@@JG_Wentworth same

[@mandridhugh9555]

kinda prefer this one to the one on Vinnys channel. Font's less distracting

[@christopherrapczynski204]

I often find that ever since vinny stopped editting his own stuff, random channels do a better job than the guys he's gotten to do stuff for the main channel :/

[@vinesaucefullsauce]

Christopher Rapczynski I'm open to random channels doing editing for me if they just email me and ask.

[@Bassclefff]

Vinesauce: The Full Sauce The dude who edited your newest video stole from this one.

[@bitterjames]

@@vinesaucefullsauce hey Vinny

[@NovaTheDumbPuppy]

"Now kids remember, diaper fetish is wrong and so are you."

[@jkthecool]

Thank you Vincent Paste

[@elliot_rat]

they hated Jesus because he told the truth

[@underlinedcg1574]

Y’know, Seth MacFarlane was a lot better at
shit

[@merpo2806]

"I started as a Lois impression, and now I'm a ROLLIN THUNDAAAAAAA!!!!!"

[@NunofYerbizness]

2:51 *"SUPER WARIO FART"
4:47 *"Oh, I live in a donut tower."
12:31 *"I do not want to […]"
15:50 *"Yooooshiiiiiii!" (It's from Melee, the audience cheering for Yoshi)
20:10 *"[…] He works out […]"
20:16 *"The candy lineup."

[@splattim3180]

20:45 Vinny Makes Noises From Mythical Creatures For A While
Coming out on the calculator 8302.

[@alexworld8255]

"WHEN I WEAR THE HAT I BECOME *SHI-"* kills me everytime.

[@awesomesmileyguy]

GURGLING, BURPING, *EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA!*

[@alexworld8255]

@@awesomesmileyguy My only wish... S'... To receive all of the smells from this auditorium... Inside my nostril!

[@noahwood2620]

"I become... SUPER WARIO 5!"

[@mintymechanic8420]

kinda true. The hat *is* meant to be a potty, as revealed by Lulu.

[@expanddongReal]

@@noahwood2620 ok. Santa Claus is not real, And Jesus Did Not Happen!

[@micahpearsonsoofstudio8700]

2:26 i was laughing so hard that was the funniest part

[@zeptopower9441]

4:11 best part.

Out of all the clips, i liked better the Cricket & Master Mantis ones with the Seinfeld
18:32 - 19:39
19:54 - 20:26
(Oh and Vinny's meat at 19:51 on the Bottom Left)

[@trenes2012]

Danylopez eres tu?

[@trenes2012]

Siempre te veo en todos lados D:

@@trenes2012 Sera porque tambien veo a Vinny y Joel

[@bittersweetcrybaby1290]

me di cuenta que minajetua es algo asi como hacer un trio JAJSAJASJSJA
aparte que en todos los ytph que veo (ademas del derp) siempre utilizan a Cricket para hacer comentarios s3xu4les lol

[@Retro_Static]

10:53 Perfect timing lol

[@hunterbennett4304]

Vinny, I have no clue what you're saying when you claim that this isn't funny. This is the best abridged series I've ever seen since Team Four Star dubbed over Dragon Ball Z!

[@5quid456]

this isn't vinny

[@blackcat2333]

how does he do it?

[@braintrope4736]

garlick bread It is Vinny

[@sfvmexe]

Cat: "Did you know that the-"
Dog: "Can you finish?"

[@sfvmexe]

Robot: "Oh ma god stewie."
Scientist: "SCIENCE!"

[@pfudorliker247]

The average wingspan of a hummingbird.. is pretty goddamn f-

[@nicegoatdoctor8224]

@@pfudorliker247 Cat = Spitz
Dog = Dribble
Robot = Mike
Scientist = Crygor

[@LuckyLeverVIEJO]

@@pfudorliker247 WHOA MAN BUGS BUNNY DRESSED UP AS LOLA BUNNY DID IT MAKE YOU HARD

[@PostalMaddie]

My favorite quote: 2:26

[@cinnacakeart]

I love your profile picture

[@Scrambledgoofyaww2007]

20:45
How kaiju’s argue each other:
1:46 *GODDAMN CHEESEBURGAS*

[@Mssflwrs]

Are you sticking to the script?
anna 15:03

[@TheCreationOfDread]

Its spelt with 1 N not 2

[@ivory5437]

OH NO I'M GONNA HAVE AN ABORTIO-

[@brodiero-solar302]

Jiraxion 642
*_"Uh, well i guess you're dead."_*

[@brodiero-solar302]

4:13

[@yoshimanrpg]

“Not even valve can master VR”
THIS VIDEO HAS AGED WELL

[@charmingotter976rr]

valve making new vr called decked

[@chisecrecy4974]

10:45 Deleted jumpscare voice clips from FNaF.

[@PDG2024]

20:45 This Has To Be One Of the Best EVER Scene Yet XDXDXD

[@Subpar1O1]

14:59 the way the audio cut off when he said ninja made it sound like a completely different word

[@UnknownWhispers401]

OOOOOOOOHH I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN

[@LuckyLeverVIEJO]

jesus, the cutscenes at 5:16 and 7:42 had me in stiches

[@TheCreationOfDread]

BIGGU BANNNG ATTACK!!!

[@stingray201]

*SUPER WARIO 5*

[@Fierywell]

Grand Wario 7

[@HazeX2]

Ultra Wario 120

[@nameisChannelID]

Smoke Wario 420

[@nickk3077]

This is some serious gold here...
WarioWare Gold that is.

[@AtomicGolem]

Roll Credits.

[@VampLovr54]

Even WITH the subtitles I still cannot comprehend what is occurring at the moment

[@jakebello7988]

That’s the beauty of it.

[@cheesycoke]

Dribble and Spitz' conversations feel so real

[@judgementkazzy1988]

7:53
*BINKU BAN ATTACK!*

[@LenkyLad]

I need to say this now before it gets out of hand, yes, I know I wasn't credited for certain edits that issue is being resolved so try not to bug Vinny just yet.
It's resolved, everyone calm yourselves

[@LenkyLad]

And look there can be more than one comp of these I mean common those were the absolute best parts of the stream

[@waifuct]

Hey there. I am sorry for uploading parts of your video to the official Vinesauce channel. I was being lazy and wasn't thinking about plagiarism and how the community would react. This was a stupid mistake that shouldn't have happened in the first place. Again, I am sorry for causing any issues at hand.

[@elliot_rat]

@@waifuct im picturing the two buff guys on their respective computers right now

[@130yearoldrinosorus3]

19:31 aren't we all

[@willywins0446]

18:33 He actually says "these pretzels are making me thirsty." Also, Mantis is doing "The Alternate Side," and Cricket is doing "The Switch."

[@helpmeget1millionsubscribe983]

15:47 Is that a maderfucking steam hams reference?

[@jacobthecartoonian1170]

5:13 the INTERGALACTIC WAR!!!!!!!!!

[@charlitic28]

When I Wear The Hat I Become shi-

[@doingmybesthere3940]

taco bell is a natural diuretic
*yeah, i know*

[@Sansygirl04]

1:46

[@elguaro3]

16:05
The FBI will remember that

[@jonahc2807]

“Holy shit your jaw!”
“L o i s.”

[@MMGDappsPenny]

2:26 When I Wear The Hat I Become Shi-
3:38 Your Dead
7:52 IKABAN ATAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!! WHAAT. THE
20:45
20:52
20:53
20:56
0:10

[@QuazzleTheQaz]

1:46

[@sasquatchmedicalservice6899]

2:30

[@amberpurrington3565]

1:37 favorite part

[@swigtimefoxy4422]

That last one is what sr pelo would have done.

[@LuckyLeverVIEJO]

specifically 20:56

[@SleepyOtter8806]

My Favorite Line 10:52

[@TheCreationOfDread]

Pleasure doing business with ya CHUM!!!

[@imploreyoutoreconsider5092]

13:05 that line's certainly aged well

[@Alola_Hanna-Barbera_TMS_Fan]

7:30 CHESEBURGAS
7:38 Green Blue Fry
8:00 Fizzy Wadda
1:47 MORE CHEESEBURGAS

[@simon-ricardokuhn1713]

7:46
best part

[@willywins0446]

Wait a minute... *coughs profusely* What's on TV?!

[@nicegoatdoctor8224]

“NICE AW I’M EW DAW.”
Words to live by.

[@ilikecurry2345]

NYAUWSOH AIYEWDAH

[@juliannocartagena2007]

2:08 My favorite.

[@barginbella]

20:59 the fucking noise Crygor makes made me fall off my bed
he sounds like a dial up from the 80s
*oh my fuckin pus-*

[@UnknownWhispers401]

20:53 Motorboat

[@bababooey3960]

3:38 20:52

[@snusoedovsyrov]

8:11 Oh *FUCK*

[@SouthParkTearrance]

Oh-

[@octopoopls3k]

15:53 master steamed hams

[@awesomesmileyguy]

"I don't know how to driv-"
"AH"
That part always slays me the hardest

[@alexworld8255]

His Peter Griffin impression is DEAD ON.

[@plopdrop8084]

1:54 *speaks super earrape* AAA ma and do da

[@brodiero-solar302]

8:10 *_"OHHHH FUUUUCK."_*
7:52 *_IKABAN ATTACK!_*

[@svtfoespectacularoffical584]

12:24 MIN MIN AND SPRING MAN TIME!!

[@okoder]

oh my gawd cryger

[@sophiagalvan8874]

When I wear the hat I become SHI-

[@kennyyy4L]

11:35
Holy shit your jaw!
Lois

[@Hilda1204]

I wanna make Lamar roasts Franklin but it's a WarioWare Gold cutscene

[@ruzkbthenon-sider2834]

When I wear the hat, I become *SHI-*

[@SouthParkTearrance]

All the money, the power. I FEEL it inside GURGLING, BURPING, EXPLOSIVE, DIARRHEA!

[@SonicPman]

GOT DEM CHEESEBOIGAHS is wonderful every time

[@1ntenc0]

That giggle at the end of the 18-Volt rap is one I can never help but echo

[@Dadou-zs7yi]

Vinny: *puts some effort into the dialogs*
The best one yet: *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-*

[@velvet1371]

Legends say Ashley is still looking for Hot Topic to this day

[@normhexter8622]

2:51 SUPER WARIO 5

[@nameisChannelID]

Some good quality you got there.

[@CraigWuzHere]

20:45 best moment

[@SRMkay]

19:03 "minajetua"
An attempt was made

[@exevern9829]

All of your MONEY!
All of your FARTS!
All of your GARLIC!
When I wear this hat I become SHI

[@frediculous1191]

I secretly wish the cheeseboigah thing stuck around a little longer.

[@ruzkbthenon-sider2834]

Mike Griffin.

[@PotatoSoupThe64th]

*_M E A T S W E A T S_*

[@LenkyLad]

Wow, 30K views, definitely wasn't expecting this video to keep getting views but thank you all for continuing to watch this.

[@aMAXproduction]

The quote was "These pretzels are making me thirsty", not tonsils

[@hypernova_119]

8:09 The best part

[@gielenevicenteferreiraplej7099]

1:54 idk is😢

[@CoolPlayersVic]

*I'M HAVING A STROKE*

[@Takimeko]

Pleasure doin' business with ya, *CHUM-!*

[@CodeKirby]

I died after hearing old lady make yoshi noise

[@drpibisback7680]

Vinny describing this as "the opposite of funny" is easily the most incorrect he's ever been.

[@Solar_Flares_Adoptive_Parent]

Ikr

[@parsil8158]

That rap battle was *E P I C*

[@HissPhunnyCat]

- I never got my licence oh-
- tAcO bElL?

[@szandorthe13th]

*NICE AW I'M EW DAW*
*DAW*
*HOMWOR*

[@mackback319]

1:45

[@Milena-kw4bg]

My favorite conclusion - 15:42

[@Alola_Hanna-Barbera_TMS_Fan]

Whenever I did the Ashley cutscene, I did the monster with some Innyume Smile Ghost scream effect.
Also, my dubs are PURE CRINGE

[@mypkamax]

The redub of Wario Deluxe's intro cutscene is up there with SnapCube's redub of Dr. Eggman's announcements in _Sonic Adventure 2._

[@LuckyLeverVIEJO]

*SUPER WARIO 5*

[@mypkamax]

Vinesauce decided to make Ashley an "edgelady" as some would call it...
Also, his Wario impression is on point.

[@TheCreationOfDread]

T_T Uh... his INFERNAL majesty 💀