Are You The Alpha Male of Your Group?

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  • Опубликовано: 21 окт 2024

Комментарии • 5 тыс.

  • @khiemluong4591
    @khiemluong4591 6 лет назад +3247

    How to be alpha
    1. Spot alpha
    2. Kill alpha
    3. Take spot as alpha
    4. Get killed by beta, starting the process over
    Seriously guys, if animals do this, why shouldn't we?

    • @nodrags433
      @nodrags433 6 лет назад +47

      im the alpha here no need to watch video

    • @xoruk7451
      @xoruk7451 5 лет назад +43

      We did that back when we were hunter gatherers
      Ever since humans have advanced in terms of psych and developed concepts of ethics, we have completely eliminated the process of natural selection
      Results? Weak and diseased individuals get to breed and easily spread their genetic deformities

    • @RandomPerson28337
      @RandomPerson28337 5 лет назад +11

      its called social death happens all the time

    • @iamyohl
      @iamyohl 5 лет назад +5

      Khiem Luong maybe I’ll be alpha, I’m already alpha

    • @viktorthevictor6240
      @viktorthevictor6240 5 лет назад +9

      @@iamyohl
      What about Beta?
      I'm wanna be Beta.
      I'll be Sigma.
      Nerf Sigma!

  • @ToxicCheese97
    @ToxicCheese97 6 лет назад +3954

    If you have to ask if you're the Alpha. You are not the Alpha

    • @santalonso1
      @santalonso1 6 лет назад +61

      Zack Serafim am I a alphhhhh... fewww almost.

    • @SamSam-ru1nf
      @SamSam-ru1nf 6 лет назад +17

      Exactly

    • @BenoHourglass
      @BenoHourglass 6 лет назад +230

      If you declare that you're the Alpha, then you're not the Alpha.

    • @BenoHourglass
      @BenoHourglass 6 лет назад +51

      Nititsa _at most_ you are the beta if you declare yourself to be the alpha. If you even think of yourself as being the alpha, then you are not the alpha.

    • @BenoHourglass
      @BenoHourglass 6 лет назад +7

      I'm using the general you, not you specifically. Guess that didn't make sense considering how I phrased it.

  • @DukeOfKidderminster
    @DukeOfKidderminster 6 лет назад +3657

    I’ve got no friends, so by default I suppose I am the Alpha.

    • @thesauce2656
      @thesauce2656 6 лет назад +34

      Artstux Same

    • @cottonlarry8470
      @cottonlarry8470 6 лет назад +75

      Feel u man. Alpha forever lol

    • @DukeOfKidderminster
      @DukeOfKidderminster 6 лет назад +4

      Cotton Larry. :-D

    • @DukeOfKidderminster
      @DukeOfKidderminster 6 лет назад +9

      ayaz ahmed Damn you to hell! :-D

    • @caesar9708
      @caesar9708 6 лет назад +84

      @@Azazel._.
      However, if you dont have any friends, then you dont follow anyone, you are not under anyone and you are not submissive to anyone. So you are NOT an omega. You are lone wolf.

  • @thabesttheris
    @thabesttheris 5 лет назад +1099

    Alpha just means you're confident from within and people are easily influenced by you. That simple.

    • @michaelbarrow3277
      @michaelbarrow3277 5 лет назад +11

      Last Ronin FACTS

    • @alventuradelacruz522
      @alventuradelacruz522 4 года назад +20

      @Glenna Smith I though Alpha was used as a scientific term but for dominant leader animals like in wolf or lions , but never used in humans.

    • @crybabysgone
      @crybabysgone 4 года назад +19

      Not exactly, alpha is the same as leader, but alpha is leader but only for the wolves. Meaning that alpha is the same as leader but it is the word that is leader but for wolves. But some people use it as they’re leader.

    • @khaosolympus5178
      @khaosolympus5178 3 года назад +1

      Alpha female sorority omega male fraternity duhhh not two males that's weird real facts

    • @ryanjohnson6485
      @ryanjohnson6485 3 года назад

      Does that mean those ppls are manipulative?

  • @LetzBeaFranque
    @LetzBeaFranque 6 лет назад +2009

    I told my boss I was alpha. He said "no, you are a master beta."

  • @AlexYadaYada
    @AlexYadaYada 6 лет назад +2850

    I’m an Alpha because I know how to use There, They’re and Their in sentences.

    • @thekoolbros4220
      @thekoolbros4220 6 лет назад +123

      Alex Rodriguez , people will try to assert dominance over you because there sad their not as good in grammar as you. They’re intelligence levels are rather low, although some people out their are just uneducated.
      (Yes, that was on purpose 😂)

    • @St3althPaRad0x
      @St3althPaRad0x 6 лет назад +103

      But you're beta when it comes to capitalization.

    • @JulioLopez-xz5kx
      @JulioLopez-xz5kx 6 лет назад +7

      Alex Rodriguez If that's you in your profile pic, I doubt it.

    • @jwilson544
      @jwilson544 6 лет назад +1

      Alex Rodriguez we're unworthy!!!!

    • @Jaylio
      @Jaylio 6 лет назад +17

      You may be good at there, their and they’re, but the true question to determine wether you’re an alpha is...
      *_Can you t-pose?_*

  • @kyla-mq1sb
    @kyla-mq1sb 6 лет назад +3336

    im a furry i guess

    • @bremcurt9514
      @bremcurt9514 6 лет назад +30

      APPLEPERSON 12345
      Awesome, same with me!

    • @TheAztecGamer123
      @TheAztecGamer123 6 лет назад +19

      APPLEPERSON 12345 You too should become friends

    • @Skorch88
      @Skorch88 6 лет назад +15

      The alpha and the omega

    • @fewgrain4245
      @fewgrain4245 6 лет назад +1

      APPLEPERSON 12345 yesssssss

    • @_death_taco_6207
      @_death_taco_6207 6 лет назад +2

      APPLEPERSON 12345 I feel you

  • @AlejandroDeYavorsky159
    @AlejandroDeYavorsky159 3 года назад +3271

    Fun fact: If youre looking alpha traits on the internet, youre not alpha.

    • @Liam-th4qo
      @Liam-th4qo 3 года назад +351

      What would you know of it beta boy.

    • @SoulReaperSlayer19
      @SoulReaperSlayer19 3 года назад +215

      What if this video was recommended to me?

    • @sjdbr
      @sjdbr 3 года назад +151

      Then why are you here, I'm here because it was on my reccomended
      ...but what about you?

    • @nood1le
      @nood1le 3 года назад +28

      OOoOoooO so scary!🤣🤣

    • @khadim_almasih
      @khadim_almasih 3 года назад +21

      @Karma the Dumb Dog because being a beta is weak and if everyone has the potential to be an alpha why settle so low. You feel me?

  • @ScottOctober
    @ScottOctober 6 лет назад +775

    Peeing on people and places is the best way to assert your dominance.

    • @nickfoster848
      @nickfoster848 6 лет назад +59

      K.E.V. Shit then I’m an alpha in any given parking garage

    • @lawlicht8092
      @lawlicht8092 6 лет назад +10

      Don't forget the Dick Helicopter maneuver

    • @rocco9851
      @rocco9851 6 лет назад +24

      IT WORKS!!! Now I’m an alpha male in my local prison!!!!

    • @stellafournodavlou
      @stellafournodavlou 6 лет назад +1

      Isn't that what tagging kind of does?

    • @isaacbakan1295
      @isaacbakan1295 6 лет назад +1

      I personally find it helpful to spray my must I'm the face of my classmates.

  • @hannahnolan9405
    @hannahnolan9405 5 лет назад +984

    4:02
    Her: he’s hot as this coffee.
    Also her: **holds iced coffee**

  • @RoobehTunes
    @RoobehTunes 6 лет назад +178

    *looks around empty room* "yeah, I'm top dog here."

  • @claytondavidson6308
    @claytondavidson6308 3 года назад +275

    Actually, the guy who did the first study and observed the Alpha, Beta, and Omega dynamics in wolves later realized there was indeed no such pecking order amung them. The wolves he was calling "Alphas" and "Betas" were just the parents/grandparents of the group, and the "omegas" the children.
    He was witnessing completely normal family dynamics.
    He even wrote a book asking people to stop using the "alpha"/"beta" terminology, but everyone ignored it.
    Society has taken a inaccurate goofup and are trying to apply it to themselves/society

    • @westong9082
      @westong9082 3 года назад +7

      I find that interesting can you tell me the name of the researcher I’d like to do further research on the subject

    • @watermelon7411
      @watermelon7411 2 года назад +1

      @@westong9082 it's a real thing that hapoend however its not accurate to humans humans and wolves are very different in a million and one ways so yes there are alpha males in human groups but also in wolf packs as well and it's not based on age why are the older wolves more often the alphas well they have the best survival skills they've lasted so long and survived so long because they know what there doing and are very wise however there can be wolves born with these traits wich explains young alphas wich don't last long as ther cockyeness can cause them to fail very badly

    • @rickit8626
      @rickit8626 2 года назад +6

      @Weston G The name of the researcher is David Mech

    • @watermelon7411
      @watermelon7411 2 года назад +2

      @@joejoe850 true however the terminology still applies considering that back when we where we're apes we would have a leader

    • @crubrutockcsgo
      @crubrutockcsgo 2 года назад +8

      yeah whatever man, you can deny it all you want, but there is CLEARLLYYYYY a social hierarchy system, some people are widely respected, admired and loved

  • @davidkam4398
    @davidkam4398 6 лет назад +2546

    *LOBSTER EMPIRE WILL RISE*

    • @wunder1385
      @wunder1385 6 лет назад +52

      So you're saying I'm a lobster?

    • @NCAcaw
      @NCAcaw 6 лет назад +43

      I cannot wait for our lobster overlords to take over the Government...

    • @pixelpusher2219
      @pixelpusher2219 6 лет назад +3

      why not?

    • @davidkam4398
      @davidkam4398 6 лет назад +6

      ToastCrafter ! Well depends what you mean by a lobster

    • @EvanRustMakes
      @EvanRustMakes 6 лет назад +19

      n o CLEAN YOUR ROOM BUCKO

  • @voicetuttle5198
    @voicetuttle5198 6 лет назад +837

    T-POSE TO ASERT DOMINANCE

  • @ryan_d.v
    @ryan_d.v 6 лет назад +500

    "Alpha males might be a myth. No one knows for certain"
    ..
    *TYLER1*

    • @nighnkarnaout6835
      @nighnkarnaout6835 6 лет назад +5

      Wow didnt see that one coming xD

    • @trev972
      @trev972 6 лет назад +14

      AWEHAHDYWHA GET THIS BETA SHIT OFF OF ME

    • @catmeow9459
      @catmeow9459 6 лет назад +5

      Nighn Karnaout you never see tyler 1 coming. Because he is a midget.

    • @undergroundrap8372
      @undergroundrap8372 6 лет назад +1

      hehe xd

    • @isaiahjohnson9905
      @isaiahjohnson9905 6 лет назад +1

      Organic Alchemist... says the Sigma who is blinded by the systems of patriarchy

  • @ktskis1680
    @ktskis1680 5 лет назад +263

    this "Alpha male" thing😝, just live your life the way you want

    • @BuddaGheeski
      @BuddaGheeski 5 лет назад +20

      Omega you are

    • @ktskis1680
      @ktskis1680 5 лет назад +41

      @@BuddaGheeski animals have "Alpha" -"omega" hierarchies, mature your mind and call yourself a decent human being

    • @fawfuls
      @fawfuls 4 года назад +23

      @@ktskis1680 It's not even present in animals. The guy who created the term came out and admitted he was wrong about it, but at that point people still went on with it.

    • @alventuradelacruz522
      @alventuradelacruz522 3 года назад +4

      @@fawfuls people created a lie for themselves, it's impressive how humans do that too often

    • @aliceyue1754
      @aliceyue1754 3 года назад

      u did not just use that emoji

  • @josephmoore4764
    @josephmoore4764 6 лет назад +597

    Anyone claiming to be alpha isn't

    • @santalonso1
      @santalonso1 6 лет назад +90

      Joseph Moore anyone claiming that claiming to be alpha isn't being an alpha isn't an alpha.

    • @BenoHourglass
      @BenoHourglass 6 лет назад +69

      Red Man-2 anyone claiming that claiming that claiming to be alpha isn't an alpha isn't an alpha isn't an alpha.

    • @aasyjepale5210
      @aasyjepale5210 6 лет назад +20

      BenoHourglass thats a ridiculous claim

    • @tristanjoaquim3847
      @tristanjoaquim3847 6 лет назад +2

      aasy jepale Wow, but then ? WHO is the Alpha ?

    • @antimageantimage3424
      @antimageantimage3424 6 лет назад +26

      @@BenoHourglass anyone claiming that claiming that claiming that claiming to be alpha isn't an alpha isn't an alpha isn't an alpha isn't an alpha

  • @sthe5902
    @sthe5902 6 лет назад +453

    Being Alpha is to mainstream.
    Be yourself and deal with it.

    • @basedtyler
      @basedtyler 5 лет назад +43

      Stfu beta nerd

    • @basedtyler
      @basedtyler 5 лет назад +19

      @somethingsomethingDarkSide stfu beta nerd

    • @diegoalba2002
      @diegoalba2002 5 лет назад +8

      Too*

    • @heramakr2780
      @heramakr2780 5 лет назад +44

      @@basedtyler 😂😂😂😂 you coming off insecure stop

    • @bambostarla6259
      @bambostarla6259 5 лет назад +3

      Thats the mindset that you dont want to have around :D

  • @bremcurt9514
    @bremcurt9514 6 лет назад +202

    Everybody is suddenly a Alpha...
    I thought there were more Omegas then Alphas?

    • @xChewiix
      @xChewiix 6 лет назад

      Brem Curt fr

    • @KingOpenReview
      @KingOpenReview 6 лет назад +16

      Someone's lying.

    • @KillAllCops88
      @KillAllCops88 6 лет назад

      Brem Curt found the beta male

    • @FilosSofo
      @FilosSofo 6 лет назад +1

      Not if it depends on context.

    • @Yuki-zz8hz
      @Yuki-zz8hz 6 лет назад +1

      Genesis Stewart well at least he admits it

  • @OmegaFalcon
    @OmegaFalcon 3 года назад +144

    wow, nostalgia for the old voiceover guy.

  • @daenithriuszanathos9306
    @daenithriuszanathos9306 6 лет назад +87

    Surefire way to be the alpha all the time: don't have friends, don't leave your house, always be alone. There, you're the alpha of your group. You're welcome!

    • @guyshepard9658
      @guyshepard9658 6 лет назад +3

      Yueran Zanathos cool is the prize a cookie?

    • @nkvdcomradeorion7336
      @nkvdcomradeorion7336 6 лет назад +2

      Be a Government officer in a corrupt state that abuses his power and kills hundreds of people
      Bam you're an Alpha now

    • @magmamooblade
      @magmamooblade 6 лет назад

      Yueran Zanathos Instructions unclear still Omega.

    • @dreamsalamander
      @dreamsalamander 6 лет назад

      Better still make your own Terrarium...a mini ecosystem with plants, small insects and a water cycle.. every breath taken in it shall be in praise to You who are its Alpha and Omega

    • @guyshepard9658
      @guyshepard9658 6 лет назад

      NKVD Comrade Orion what are you talking about? Look at Mexico; corrupt cops won't do a thing because that's what they are paid to do by drug lords. Same in the US. Al Capone paid Cops to look the other way and when they didn't he'd go after the good cops. In other words, Government officer in a corrupt state = powerless government officer who lets criminals do whatever they want to do.

  • @cremaglitch
    @cremaglitch 6 лет назад +403

    PECKING ORDER?
    Let me teach you the pecking order. It goes:
    6. You
    5. The dirt
    4. The worm inside of the dirt
    3. Popo's stool
    2. Kami
    1. Popo itself
    Understand, maggots?

  • @nerdgamer0075
    @nerdgamer0075 6 лет назад +427

    I don't know what I am doing here

  • @TheNickness
    @TheNickness 3 года назад +20

    Being an Alpha should mean you're a caring leader who wants everybody in your group to succeed and be happy and do anything to make that happen.

  • @DoomFinger511
    @DoomFinger511 6 лет назад +302

    The comparison to wolves was debunked by the person who invented it (Rudolph Schenkel). He originally thought the pack worked on a hierarchy of an Alpha, Beta and Omegas. However upon further research he realized he was actually observing a wolf family with the Alpha and Beta being the father and mother and the Omegas being the children. He even wrote a book debunking his original "Alpha Wolf" book however no one read it as they all preferred his inaccurate alpha wolf theory.

    • @doncarloquita4759
      @doncarloquita4759 6 лет назад +32

      Yep that should be corrected. Wolves work as a family where the parents have the absolute say regardless of the children's age as long as they stay in the pack. They start being the leader when they make a pack of their own.

    • @mikeike5447
      @mikeike5447 6 лет назад +13

      Adam ruins everything?

    • @doncarloquita4759
      @doncarloquita4759 6 лет назад +2

      Dominance is still present though. It's so natural to parent-offspring relationship that it's trivial.

    • @DoomFinger511
      @DoomFinger511 6 лет назад +1

      Michael Elkach
      Bingo!

    • @Perronster
      @Perronster 6 лет назад +2

      Cause the alphas fucked and had baby’s

  • @tomanizetic8375
    @tomanizetic8375 6 лет назад +437

    We are all equally valuable and popular
    **USSR anthem plays**

  • @nikhilk2809
    @nikhilk2809 6 лет назад +1237

    I eat lobsters
    I'm alpha fail.
    Edit : Lmao how my comment got so many likes, it's stupid!

    • @ogreboi2954
      @ogreboi2954 6 лет назад

      Savvy Dude I hate to brake it to you but there os is no such thing as a alpha male

    • @feartheghus
      @feartheghus 6 лет назад +8

      LethalSquid Gaming I hate to break it to you but that comment you just wrote wasn’t in English. Also your statement had no justification for your argument, so it’s a pointless one.

    • @yanniskarageorgiou3573
      @yanniskarageorgiou3573 6 лет назад

      LethalSquid Gaming Yes, actually but in humans it changes from situations to situations.

    • @sumanthkris777
      @sumanthkris777 6 лет назад

      funniest comment !!

    • @sumanthkris777
      @sumanthkris777 6 лет назад

      Alpha Best!! you made me laugh!!

  • @mercentperrault
    @mercentperrault 5 лет назад +130

    5:04
    “I want to have your babies”.
    Said no woman ever.

    • @tash5540
      @tash5540 5 лет назад +27

      I was on top of this girl and was about about to pullout, but she pulled pulled me back down with her eyes rolled back and said "I want your babies". I honestly don't understand

    • @mercentperrault
      @mercentperrault 5 лет назад +10

      @@tash5540
      Man, are you lucky?
      Whatever happens, don't let go of her. She's a very special girl and you're very special to her.

    • @BuddaGheeski
      @BuddaGheeski 5 лет назад +16

      @@tash5540 yeah right it's a trap, she looking for a way out

    • @wallytomlins
      @wallytomlins 5 лет назад +3

      I have been told this in a non-joking way

    • @elvenleaf5589
      @elvenleaf5589 4 года назад +1

      I told that

  • @AK-nf2jl
    @AK-nf2jl 6 лет назад +408

    the man that published the study on alpha male later said he was wrong

    • @infb7Loaf
      @infb7Loaf 6 лет назад +77

      woah, a video posted on april fools? isnt factually correct???????????? What in the heck

    • @soralover4235
      @soralover4235 6 лет назад +58

      I doubt it was meant to be a joke but yeah alpha males are a myth and not a very positive one for males.

    • @alex-ur3vp
      @alex-ur3vp 6 лет назад +28

      lady wario they are not a myth, men tend to take the lead in day to day life so it'd only make sense that some men take more of a less than others. it's very beneficial to men and to mankind. hard men create good times and good times create weak men.

    • @genghiskhan6809
      @genghiskhan6809 6 лет назад +12

      Really context dependent. A guy who is leader in one space is another guys bitch in another space.

    • @raph9584
      @raph9584 6 лет назад +18

      Derek Jeter not really alpha males accirding to popular belief are aggresive and always get what they want as well generally stubborn . The greatest leders of our kind were the ones that listened to the people and the council inestead of following their own insticts and that understood to loose a battle to win the war (which is the countrary of what a "alpha" would do) the only thing thr myth creates is assholes that think themselve superiors and finally good times dont create weak people it creates different people with different focused because our slciety isnt as simple for some attributes being weak and others strong which breaks the idea of a alpha male for example in a party you might be the leading force the alpha while in a eu 4 game you are the "weakest" uncapable of achiving any king of leader trait

  • @grahamturner2640
    @grahamturner2640 6 лет назад +468

    I bet this is an April Fool's joke.

    • @singular123er
      @singular123er 6 лет назад +3

      Graham Turner hhhhh its

    • @chase1523
      @chase1523 6 лет назад

      Graham Turner dunno bout that

    • @doblemm45
      @doblemm45 6 лет назад +10

      Oh shit I thought your comment said 1 month ago

    • @Dottor_J
      @Dottor_J 6 лет назад +53

      That is exactly what a beta would say

    • @3l_Raro
      @3l_Raro 6 лет назад

      x2

  • @emoryzoellner1093
    @emoryzoellner1093 6 лет назад +683

    What are friends...?

    • @marshallzingkhai889
      @marshallzingkhai889 6 лет назад +8

      Shiba Fett mom's spaghetti!wait what

    • @emoryzoellner1093
      @emoryzoellner1093 6 лет назад +6

      retci do you know the term sarcasm

    • @animatronicfuturisticshama1153
      @animatronicfuturisticshama1153 6 лет назад +7

      Comrades who enjoy lifting weights and playing sports with you and who sometimes give you beer and who always has your back no matter what, all in a very platonic non-gay relationship, or in a very gay non-platonic relationship, whatever floats your boat bro I'm not judging bro, I mean yo bro I'm all tolerant and everything brah, fuck your bros in the ass if you want to, I'm not judging bro.
      No homo

    • @upperlupus1617
      @upperlupus1617 6 лет назад

      beats me

    • @flum6881
      @flum6881 6 лет назад +2

      Warrior of Slaanesh say bro one more time

  • @rockstarJDP
    @rockstarJDP 3 года назад +46

    In my experience the dominant member of any friend group is always the one that everyone deems to have the best judgement and consideration for the group. Respect doesn't come from brute force, how big your muscles are or how big your mouth is, you have to actually earn it, as in any leadership position regardless of context. Charisma, not arrogance!

    • @solaire7046
      @solaire7046 3 года назад +3

      this is very true, so true in fact that it has become a measurable science called psychology. Its just too bad a lot of people still want to deny this in favour of current pc socialist views.

    • @gageczajkowski7755
      @gageczajkowski7755 2 года назад

      As the video states that different groups have different types of alpha males so

  • @Matthinator
    @Matthinator 6 лет назад +180

    You just need a good social status
    T posing should help out

  • @ehab3062
    @ehab3062 6 лет назад +178

    I m the alpha male of my group, I mark my territories and females by peeing , if you don't know your limits we have to fight then boi.

  • @mythrin
    @mythrin 6 лет назад +129

    People calling themselves alphas in RUclips comment sections sound insecure af.
    Oh no here come the “omega detected” comments.

    • @fahad5593
      @fahad5593 6 лет назад +11

      Omega detected *T*

    • @kevinadu1068
      @kevinadu1068 6 лет назад +1

      There joking, oh shit chill. No one's taking this video seriously 😂😂😂

    • @ChindoggOriginal
      @ChindoggOriginal 6 лет назад +2

      If theres no Alpha then why do people always follow me?

    • @walterwhitecookingchannel8912
      @walterwhitecookingchannel8912 6 лет назад +11

      ChindoggOriginal Because you probably have cheetos sticking out of your back pocket

    • @ChindoggOriginal
      @ChindoggOriginal 6 лет назад

      L3z 3rd is that how u like it sweety?

  • @jamquick5298
    @jamquick5298 3 года назад +17

    A lot goes into being an Alpha. A true Alpha knows his limits and when to let someone else take over. Just like the video says, a person can be an Alpha in one situation and an omega in another.

    • @paulallen2680
      @paulallen2680 2 года назад +1

      In other words that don’t use primitive words. Your brain adapts to different people and behaves accordingly to said people. It’s called Brain plasticity, our brain will mirror the behavior of people we like being around not people that “assert their dominance”. There’s a reason why dictators aren’t enjoyed and are always overthrown

  • @parkjimns
    @parkjimns 6 лет назад +731

    “i aM nOt aN ALpHa mALe, *I am the alpha non-binary”* - Milo Stewart

    • @doors200x9
      @doors200x9 6 лет назад +6

      Banana Jin I’m an alpha demiboy then 👌🏻

    • @BailongRen
      @BailongRen 6 лет назад +14

      you’re disgusting.

    • @loganm2766
      @loganm2766 6 лет назад +21

      siren you are special?

    • @getalife214
      @getalife214 6 лет назад +7

      siren WOOOOOOOSH

    • @gianluca935
      @gianluca935 6 лет назад +9

      siren r/woooosh

  • @FaustV1
    @FaustV1 6 лет назад +400

    Alpha with everyone < Beta with wife/gf/partner

    • @Adinda.1407
      @Adinda.1407 6 лет назад +4

      Lucifer Morningsta Omega only with Girls, They just want attention and needy just like me

    • @genghiskhan6809
      @genghiskhan6809 6 лет назад +1

      True.

    • @FaustV1
      @FaustV1 6 лет назад +3

      You guys really don't get jokes huh?

    • @FaustV1
      @FaustV1 6 лет назад +10

      Did you really just give me your own ip and name?...

    • @tygonmaster
      @tygonmaster 6 лет назад +4

      Milk IsYourLastResort You have milk as your profile pic. You must be one of those "soy boys" people always go on about. ;)

  • @DOGMANCOMIX
    @DOGMANCOMIX 6 лет назад +296

    How to let someone down: He is as hot as this cup, *_holding ice tea_*

  • @Ice.muffin
    @Ice.muffin 5 лет назад +176

    I hate the "alpha", I only ever find "beta" and "omega" tolerable or likeable.

    • @zach3318
      @zach3318 5 лет назад +22

      Lac sounds like resentment but ok

    • @justicemartinez2625
      @justicemartinez2625 5 лет назад +56

      That's because most of the people who say they're alpha or not

    • @stefm.w.3640
      @stefm.w.3640 5 лет назад +27

      only two scenarios possible:
      you're bitter and/or jealous
      they're just pretenders

    • @salamandabiko
      @salamandabiko 5 лет назад +54

      I know most women say they hate alphas but unconsciously they wanna fukc everyone of them

    • @Zyleace
      @Zyleace 5 лет назад +5

      That depends. What kind of alpha?

  • @lewismassie
    @lewismassie 6 лет назад +106

    The Alpha isn't the person that sticks out as the alpha. The actual Alpha gels so well into the group you can't tell

    • @brandonteneyuca3201
      @brandonteneyuca3201 6 лет назад +14

      Lewis Massie Smartest thing I've heard in this comment section

    • @bananaforscale1283
      @bananaforscale1283 6 лет назад +1

      I think not

    • @KillAllCops88
      @KillAllCops88 6 лет назад +1

      Lewis Massie that's not true at all

    • @KillAllCops88
      @KillAllCops88 6 лет назад +6

      When shit goes south the alpha is the one fixing the problem and doing the work to solve the problem

    • @godzillawithanm1680
      @godzillawithanm1680 6 лет назад

      Lewis Massie isn't that the Sigma

  • @quno5174
    @quno5174 6 лет назад +361

    “Are you the alpha in your group?”
    Hahahahbahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahah.
    No

  • @risingembersgaming7740
    @risingembersgaming7740 6 лет назад +274

    Despite how 0% say they are omega, I bet nobody watching this is an alpha.

    • @nathanocampo6371
      @nathanocampo6371 6 лет назад +8

      Hello Moto lol true

    • @401AceLee
      @401AceLee 6 лет назад +1

      Rising Embers Gaming it's ALPHA

    • @noahwellington1729
      @noahwellington1729 6 лет назад +3

      Well in my friend group I’m a alpha among alphas we have a few of them but not everyone is one some are just followers and we are more successful cause if one of our alphas gets into some controversy and fall someone else is already alpha so no one will start more drama trying to claim the title

    • @nathandoherty01
      @nathandoherty01 6 лет назад +8

      your not alpha your a virgin

    • @nathandoherty01
      @nathandoherty01 6 лет назад

      Im Alpha

  • @nikki6913
    @nikki6913 4 года назад +17

    Fam, my wattpad wolf knowledge is kicking in full speed.

  • @khl2445
    @khl2445 6 лет назад +327

    from my own experience, i can tell you confidence is a huge part of being an alpha

    • @boskonikolic8961
      @boskonikolic8961 6 лет назад +2

      Mauri QHD - Try Fake it 'till you make it.

    • @user-sq9yi1ij1k
      @user-sq9yi1ij1k 6 лет назад +11

      Lagamuffin You sound insecure af

    • @iiCookiie7xd
      @iiCookiie7xd 6 лет назад

      Izy Pazizy how? Well I gotta say money is the only power tht really holds any survival value now but like they said into the video having morals and being “confident” ( it’s important to sound and look confident thts y I put quotations around it) to be a true alpha male. But true confidence is put to the test when u put ur life or well being on the line for others, I.e saving ur children from life threatening situations and things noble like tht. Yet, these true tests wont show up much and its good tht they don’t when u have to find a mate so to simply put it the little things like “confidence” are really the big things especially if u don’t have much time to show what u r made of.

    • @OfAngelsAndAnarchist
      @OfAngelsAndAnarchist 6 лет назад

      Mauri QHD - Try hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha yeah right
      That’s why you need the internet to know hey

    • @sinoroman
      @sinoroman 6 лет назад

      Back when I was early, Omegas were strongest.

  • @lasu1594
    @lasu1594 6 лет назад +36

    I dont have a group, so im alpha automaticly

  • @Gabe4321
    @Gabe4321 6 лет назад +172

    What if you're an alpha Apache attack Helicopter?

    • @General_Eisenhower1945
      @General_Eisenhower1945 6 лет назад +13

      Gabe - 4321 then you are an alpha right off the assembly line

    • @Gabe4321
      @Gabe4321 6 лет назад

      Duffenator guessing this is because I'm a Christian. Haha

    • @Cody-Bear
      @Cody-Bear 6 лет назад

      All hail the glow cloud

    • @maim8648
      @maim8648 6 лет назад

      IN a group of Alpha Apache Helicooter

    • @Poodleinacan
      @Poodleinacan 6 лет назад

      I'm a reinforced hull.

  • @LinkMann1000
    @LinkMann1000 5 лет назад +16

    You do know, that the Man who discovered the Alphas sayed that he made a Mistake and there is no thing like an Alpha?

  • @thejuan1oneman
    @thejuan1oneman 6 лет назад +204

    *Lobster intensifies*

    • @Bibimgo
      @Bibimgo 6 лет назад +3

      we have similar profile pictures

    • @lemonsouth7107
      @lemonsouth7107 6 лет назад +1

      I am not worthy

    • @BlinciLIVE
      @BlinciLIVE 6 лет назад

      *intensity intensifies*

  • @MultiWolf777
    @MultiWolf777 6 лет назад +246

    "Alpha's" don't exist, even the person who coined the idea while working with wolves later realized that what he called the alpha was just the dad in a familly setting.

    • @jaredhermans8478
      @jaredhermans8478 6 лет назад +28

      Wouter V. That's the dumbest rationale ever.

    • @MultiWolf777
      @MultiWolf777 6 лет назад +58

      How so, the researcher who came up with a theory himself admitted that it was bullshit and that he made a mistake. How is that a dumb rationale?

    • @jaredhermans8478
      @jaredhermans8478 6 лет назад +6

      Wouter V. Just because the person who came up with the theory rejects it now doesn't mean it can be true. If Darwin later rejected his theory of evolution, does that mean that the theory of evolution didn't exist? No.

    • @MultiWolf777
      @MultiWolf777 6 лет назад +59

      Well it's not just him, research as a whole does. the idea that males in social groups are at this constant agressive battle for the top spot is just not something that is found in all animals, sure gorilla's have a semi violent group dynamic, but in chimps for example the most succesfull male is not the most agressive or physically impossing ape but one that spends allot of time on other gentle social interactions, such as grooming. Turns out nature isn't that easily forced into neat little boxes :)

    • @Colddirector
      @Colddirector 6 лет назад +17

      Peter Griffin and that's not an argument.

  • @Keznen
    @Keznen 5 лет назад +43

    Wolves do NOT have ranks. That was a myth that came from a study of captive, unrelated wolves who were forced to live together and fought over their limited resources. Real, wild wolf packs consist of two parents and their offspring of various ages.

    • @ophist8399
      @ophist8399 5 лет назад

      Proof?

    • @indy3749
      @indy3749 5 лет назад +2

      That is the stupidest comment I have ever read.

    • @tash5540
      @tash5540 5 лет назад +6

      And all humans are equal, no man is better than the other. Lol

    • @indy3749
      @indy3749 5 лет назад +4

      @@tash5540 Words of a beta.

    • @yusufcagowayne1990
      @yusufcagowayne1990 5 лет назад

      Soyboy

  • @happy101kole8
    @happy101kole8 3 года назад +15

    Her:"He's as hot as this cup of coffee"
    Me:"it's iced coffee..."

    • @tnytrot
      @tnytrot 3 года назад

      What if that was the point? 🤣

  • @mariusalexe9283
    @mariusalexe9283 6 лет назад +83

    Alpha,Beta and Omega are just how the Greek letters are pronounced.

    • @mightofskeleton1012
      @mightofskeleton1012 6 лет назад +8

      Jeff Myname Yea. The letters are also often used to name angles in geometrical shapes.

    • @EI_Greko
      @EI_Greko 6 лет назад

      Jeff Myname they arent pronounced like that tho... Im greek

    • @EI_Greko
      @EI_Greko 6 лет назад

      Might0fHeaven yeah because of the greek mathematicians

    • @Zachmand3r
      @Zachmand3r 6 лет назад

      Jeff Myname yea alpha beta and omega are Greek letters what about carbide

    • @howmathematicianscreatemat9226
      @howmathematicianscreatemat9226 4 года назад

      But if a man is disabled, then unfortunately they get a permanent meaning. But most guys can turn from almost omega to almost alpha with lots of hard work over many years

  • @cashewwalnut3589
    @cashewwalnut3589 6 лет назад +80

    I identify as a kappa sexually confused loon

  • @michaeljohnserica2247
    @michaeljohnserica2247 6 лет назад +247

    I'm the alpha of lobsters a ate a large lobster

  • @lelfortnut1481
    @lelfortnut1481 6 лет назад +45

    Oh god, the amount of people. Trying to reassure thier ego. By disgesting the self-empowering words the RUclipsr said, I KILLING ME !

    • @tauriietauriie6009
      @tauriietauriie6009 6 лет назад +8

      That's pretty much the same thing you did while writing this comment ~

    • @basedtyler
      @basedtyler 5 лет назад

      STFU BETA NERD

    • @tash5540
      @tash5540 5 лет назад +1

      That's the thing you say when I'm on top of your girlfriend and you have a palm on your face.

  • @xrodn34gaming99
    @xrodn34gaming99 6 лет назад +526

    i'm no alpha male i'm a lone wolf

  • @Fuar11
    @Fuar11 6 лет назад +159

    What if I'm not part of a group.....
    I'm a Delta

    • @zigzagandmanman
      @zigzagandmanman 6 лет назад +7

      Fuarian omega

    • @mythrin
      @mythrin 6 лет назад

      Deraash What do you think you are?

    • @account4345
      @account4345 6 лет назад +1

      Fuarian Well the default for you would be an alpha forced to move out its group or an omega that left the group. It’s really about how good your interactions with people are, if you’re confident I’d say you could take the alpha role or fall into the beta role (both are good), if not those then you’d be an omega

    • @zigzagandmanman
      @zigzagandmanman 6 лет назад +2

      Mythrintia I think I'm an omega, a loner. But I don't think I'm weak like how they make the omegas seem Lmao

    • @zigzagandmanman
      @zigzagandmanman 6 лет назад

      Mythrintia oh shit I just finished the video, lmao ok we're not omegas😭. Maybe just a lone wolf or something

  • @rayven1178
    @rayven1178 4 года назад +5

    There's also sigma male. Also, people's "roles" vary by job, atmosphere, place, and situations.
    An "alpha" at work might be a beta at home. A beta at work might be an "alpha" at public outings.

  • @rozakfassah7730
    @rozakfassah7730 6 лет назад +45

    I don't even know if I have a group

    • @asherow3250
      @asherow3250 6 лет назад +15

      rozak fassah then you're the alpha. Congratulations

  • @isittrueisitnot3303
    @isittrueisitnot3303 6 лет назад +44

    In my group of close friends we are all equal, no one is "alpha" but there are groups in school that you can clearly see who is the alpha.

    • @brandonteneyuca3201
      @brandonteneyuca3201 6 лет назад +4

      _Maky_ That's a pretty healthy group but surely someone takes charge in certain situations and some speak on others

    • @isittrueisitnot3303
      @isittrueisitnot3303 6 лет назад +2

      morrocoball takeover it isn't the same, Alphas decide what to do, where to go they are bossy. I know from experience, I didn't mean they are overlords.

    • @isittrueisitnot3303
      @isittrueisitnot3303 6 лет назад

      Brandon Teneyuca Well yeah someone sometimes does but even then we decide together.

    • @klake5375
      @klake5375 6 лет назад

      _Maky_ Still doesn't explain your comment about being all "Equal humans" in a group, you are all still equal even if there is an Alpha

    • @isittrueisitnot3303
      @isittrueisitnot3303 6 лет назад +1

      morrocoball takeover I meant equal at decision making.. I don't think we are on the same page but it happens..

  • @austinbostrom5304
    @austinbostrom5304 6 лет назад +101

    Fastest way to become an Omega: deny the existence of Alphas

    • @max4million47
      @max4million47 5 лет назад

      Austin Bostrom yup

    • @CCraft-if7fw
      @CCraft-if7fw 4 года назад +2

      "i feel like thats right and i feel like thats wrong at the same time" - random neither alpha nor omega dude

    • @prophecybydefault4708
      @prophecybydefault4708 4 года назад +1

      @@CCraft-if7fw so a beta then

  • @Animationantique
    @Animationantique Год назад +1

    I think that being kind is the most important thing in any person regardless of their gender

  • @mennokuipers5709
    @mennokuipers5709 6 лет назад +326

    I'M A BETA REEEEEEEE

    • @abcdefgh-rq3gq
      @abcdefgh-rq3gq 6 лет назад +26

      1973 You political compass makes it easy to predict you are a Beta. Buy a basic economics book and also hit the gym. Might help you a lot. 😇

    • @mennokuipers5709
      @mennokuipers5709 6 лет назад +11

      123 456 lmao really

    • @tristiandavis6852
      @tristiandavis6852 6 лет назад +7

      1973 nobody gives a shit that you're a beta we are all equal

    • @mennokuipers5709
      @mennokuipers5709 6 лет назад +11

      Tri_Chee about your opinion, yes.

    • @TGoO14
      @TGoO14 6 лет назад +5

      With a political compass like that no wonder you are a beta male

  • @jam0016
    @jam0016 6 лет назад +135

    No soy boy can withstand my might

  • @TheDaniel366Cobra
    @TheDaniel366Cobra 6 лет назад +164

    I'm a "shove your hierarchies, I'm not playing your games" male.

    • @mZ10011997
      @mZ10011997 6 лет назад +34

      TheDaniel366Cobra you’re an omega

    • @nightskiesburialground5886
      @nightskiesburialground5886 6 лет назад +57

      Michael
      It's been my experience that people who call others omegas online generally fit the category themselves. An easy way to make up for social ineptitude is to project their insecurities onto strangers behind the safety of anonymity.

    • @pedrohenriquemorais4979
      @pedrohenriquemorais4979 6 лет назад +17

      Daniel Beleren anyone who call another omega is a omega.

    • @Evil_Beauty
      @Evil_Beauty 6 лет назад +1

      Daniel Beleren Orrr maybe, just maybe... *raises both index fingers*
      There just an omega?

    • @afilthyheathen7641
      @afilthyheathen7641 6 лет назад +1

      Reaver4k social hierarchies are the most natural thing that exist in human life if you are against hierarchies you are against the very nature of humans itself
      and also its everywhere in the animal kingdom that the strongest is always on top

  • @false7095
    @false7095 6 лет назад +50

    I am not a alpha male I am a early access male ;)

    • @feartheghus
      @feartheghus 6 лет назад +2

      FalseEZES so you’ll never be finished and are most likely overpriced and overhyped

  • @LinkWave290
    @LinkWave290 6 лет назад +7

    I hate how this 'Alpha male' idea has gone mainstream

  • @firefox30570
    @firefox30570 5 лет назад +43

    "he is as hot as this coffee"
    Its an iced coffee

  • @randombrothers3867
    @randombrothers3867 3 года назад +3

    This is very true. You can feel the difference in energy when your the alpha or when your the follower

    • @yallerfy1787
      @yallerfy1787 3 года назад

      It is "you're". You must be an omega.

    • @randombrothers3867
      @randombrothers3867 3 года назад

      @@yallerfy1787 your a Karen

    • @yallerfy1787
      @yallerfy1787 3 года назад

      @@randombrothers3867 I am your alpha mother. Do not disrespect me, omega boy.

  • @kylepickus5712
    @kylepickus5712 6 лет назад +7

    I’d say it really depends on the culture of the society the alpha is in. I live in an upper class white neighborhood, and the alpha at my school is the most well-rounded. They are great in sports, are very involved in clubs and do well in school.
    This may not be the case in an area that discourage education. Overall, the main consistency is confidence, but likability isn’t always a factor.

  • @katrinasantiago8518
    @katrinasantiago8518 6 лет назад +15

    4:02 “He is as hot as this coffee!”
    *holding a frappe*

  • @romarssieverything9667
    @romarssieverything9667 6 лет назад +78

    Don't tell me u r fooling me....

  • @jaidengeorges6810
    @jaidengeorges6810 5 лет назад +6

    I'm the alpha in my group of friends. I care about my friends and I protect them💪🏾.

  • @FastestCrafter
    @FastestCrafter 6 лет назад +37

    Lmao nice April fools day joke

  • @namelmao4231
    @namelmao4231 6 лет назад +32

    I'm a lone wolf so why did I click this?
    For information to dominate groups of course
    Jk I'm a lone wolf that fails all the time even with hard work

  • @feathersmcgraw9185
    @feathersmcgraw9185 6 лет назад +17

    I used to be a beta but then I turned into an omega. Now I’m a loner

    • @nightbandit1260
      @nightbandit1260 6 лет назад

      GamingInGaming must suck

    • @feathersmcgraw9185
      @feathersmcgraw9185 6 лет назад +15

      NightBandit Not really, I don’t have to deal with idiots.

    • @toro64xxx
      @toro64xxx 6 лет назад

      But why?

    • @TheLonePantheist
      @TheLonePantheist 6 лет назад

      It really depends on the situation and context. In the end we are all the government's omegas when we have to pay taxes. 😂

    • @TheLonePantheist
      @TheLonePantheist 6 лет назад

      It really depends on the situation and context. In the end we are all the government's omegas when we have to pay taxes. 😂

  • @goddessofstealth2417
    @goddessofstealth2417 4 года назад +9

    Q: Do you think you're the alpha male with your friends?
    A: I have no friends.

    • @radiantvibez1507
      @radiantvibez1507 3 года назад

      Your a sigma or a really unlikable beta according to my cat

  • @cloudthelemon756
    @cloudthelemon756 6 лет назад +34

    More like the Chad of your group.

  • @Srman1999
    @Srman1999 6 лет назад +83

    Alpha my arse

  • @jedibuck1192
    @jedibuck1192 6 лет назад +5

    I’m more of a “lone wolf” type guy but when I hang out with friends I float around but whenever something comes up or they’re going to put someone in charge it’s usually me

  • @dr.feelgood.m
    @dr.feelgood.m 5 лет назад +10

    5:08 So, if you are tall, a smooth talker, and have a handsome rugged face...
    - And the guy looks like Kanye West XD

  • @BlinciLIVE
    @BlinciLIVE 6 лет назад +5

    Alpha *Males*
    ...
    *Feminist Triggered Intensifies*

  • @TripleJ16
    @TripleJ16 6 лет назад +38

    Lobsters are keys to the illuminati

  • @ethli_53
    @ethli_53 4 года назад +8

    When you're the omega in a friend group only consisting of yourself ._.

  • @Mamotherium
    @Mamotherium 5 лет назад +26

    1:51
    *puts a female lion as an alpha female*
    Me: you know there are hyenas right????

  • @SoumyadeepBanerjee007
    @SoumyadeepBanerjee007 6 лет назад +33

    *Happy April Fool Guys*
    Is there any beta males?

  • @paulskr
    @paulskr 6 лет назад +6

    Feminists raging in 5..4..3..2..1..

  • @amazingjake5505
    @amazingjake5505 5 лет назад +15

    I'm a nerd but I am a alpha of a quarter of my grade

  • @killcharge4338
    @killcharge4338 3 года назад +2

    My group has 2 alphas, the leader and the back. The leader is the face and the senior member where as the back door alpha hangs near the back of our pack and makes sure everyone is ok and makes sure no one is alone in potentially dangerous situations like that one time we (from a small town) where hanging in a big city, one of the females decided to get fast food (alone because she didn't want to wake everyone up) but something happened that made her wait for 4 hours until they got the food and the back door stayed with her the entire time because this city is especially dangerous for a 100 pound female (the city is a major stop point for human trafficking)

  • @Sunny-ic5fl
    @Sunny-ic5fl 5 лет назад +9

    Guess i'm a Omega then, a rebelling Omega anyway

  • @Vaehlo
    @Vaehlo 5 лет назад +8

    I'm an Omega.
    *I'm only in 8th grade, man.*

    • @gdlunar3773
      @gdlunar3773 5 лет назад +1

      I'm a Sigma male aka lone wolf. Seriously i don't interact with my classmates often.

  • @RonsonLaltanpuia
    @RonsonLaltanpuia 6 лет назад +4

    Yes the real narrator is now BACK

  • @yevakiperman9040
    @yevakiperman9040 4 года назад +1

    I was an omega among the omegas...
    I changed many schools and was made fun of in each. So in my last school, I decided to be friends with those who are also shy/lonely. I created this tradition that we would all sit at lunch together. Our group grew as I introduced more people. They all clicked very well and became friends outside of school. They were friendly to me, but I was never invited. And usually sat at the table quet.

  • @MadKingOfMadaya
    @MadKingOfMadaya 6 лет назад +19

    I just searched Omega male.. Finally something that defines me. this youtube video does not cover us accurately

  • @howardmendoza618
    @howardmendoza618 6 лет назад +4

    Good luck Infrographics. Here is Adam

  • @drvNYK
    @drvNYK 6 лет назад +15

    like if you are just a male.

  • @iguest
    @iguest 3 года назад +1

    1:08
    "That Lobster was really so cOnFidEnT that it chopped OFF his Arm."

  • @ThePunishedPollo
    @ThePunishedPollo 6 лет назад +6

    4:00 “he is as hot as this cup of coffee!” She says while holding a Frappuccino