Things I Bet You've NEVER Seen Before
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Please LIKE the video if you enjoyed! RUclips’s being weird lately and burying a lot of channels videos, including mine. So really helps it out. Appreciate y’all ❤️
you are an absolute goddess
3rd
I really love your vids you are one of my favourite RUclipsr ❤️
I have had a problem with not being notified.
Hi
Hello Kris, you're so funny and with a dirty mind 😅😂🤣😂😅😂🤣
I love how Kris and Jay work so well together. I remember her not having a editor and trying to find one. I think she found a perfect person to fit her personality
Spot on
Couldn't agree more
This is clearly propaganda. Name checks out.
For real
That is so true
Looking at Kris and hearing her voice is literally such a seretonin boost omg, ily kris! god i wish i could hug you and tell you how much you've helped with my mental health
Same. She is absolutely amazing
Simppp (jk)
Not just you my friend
same
I love how Kris was especially sus this video 😂
Kris: "Yeah, right there."
Me: 🤨🤨😏😏
makes me want to do smth
@@rahima2558 "Ya nasty." - KMK
Kris- this is a family friendly channel
Kris 5 mins later - inappropriate but funny jokes
I love her videos! 😂😂
I would never be sad if Kris was my friend. She’s so funny and adorable
Would live to get her pregnant but she's probably vaccinated 🤷♀️
Can I get a hell yeah!! Absolutely adore her ❤
sad?? I would be very happy to have her as friend... shes so funny
seriously thoooo like there would never be a boring moment with her
@@Banditxam4 read it again
Kris usually: chill, mostly family friendly and wholesome
Kris when my mom walks in:
"right there" lmao
The look on her face when she realized... 😂😂😂😂
Oh my God 😅... I LOVE 💕💕💕 Kris's attitude through out this video!! Usually only letting her "naughty" self slip out here and there. But in this video, she was out in full glory, having a blast and it was fun to watch.
8:57 Poor Kevin, he absolutely loves balloons but is afraid to tell his mom... 😥
It’s like how The Vegan Teachers dog is forced to be vegan 😅 😂
@@Caydence_with_a_Y There was some woman who said she loved cats but she thought it was a shame they only live for 4-6 months. She only fed them vegan food and that's why her cats died all the time. 🙀
@@puppetguy8726 AND NO ONE TOLD HER???!!! POOR CATS… 😟
@@La_aJ As soon as she wrote it I imagine someone told her. Poor cats!
We all need to appreciate kris for a minute. Even when she’s not feeling herself she never fails to make us happy. Love ya!
Yea
I am taking screenshots of these comments and am gonna make a video about the like farms...
@@mrstupiduniverse731c send the link here once ur done, I would like to see it 😁
@@fly8668 if yt doesn't hide it I will, to get it for sure u can s - word to my c - word and ring the b - word to get that buzz in your pocket :D lol I'm pretty proud of how I worded tht
@@mrstupiduniverse731c cool! Tell me when it’s uploaded
Watching Kris just makes you feel like you’re friends in real life, she’s always so friendly and awesome to watch
Frrr yess
Everytime Kris gives me a compliment, I get really happy, because let me let you guys in on a little girl secret. Us girls love compliments from other girls. Especially if it’s from really pretty girls. So I love when Kris compliments me because even though I know it’s not directed at me personally, it still triggers that happy reaction of: “A pretty girl thinks something about me is cool!”
Same girl and at least I took the time to read this like this and comment on it
I dont like getting compliments- But i am fine if its someone i love , is friends or family : ) But its special when kris does : D.
Pathetic.
There was so much more racy humor in this one than usual, and I'm here for it! I've been watching your channel for a few months now, and this is my favorite video I've come across so far lol
every time she said a dirty jokes or it sounded dirty I just went “OH” and then I start laughing 😂
Love you kris you always put a smile on my face 😊
u sound like OneTopic lol
I absolutely agree
Can we give Kris a round of applause for all the work she does to make us laugh? She has any AMAZING sense of humor and never fails to make me laugh 😂
7:22 living rent free in my mind. 'A leaf- buggy'
Kris, your videos never fail to entertain. The constant switching of accents as you tell jokes or react to things really keeps us on our toes 😂
@@Instabruh.User.. please please stop spamming this you commented this several times
" Get this f***ing ice cube off my f***ing body right now, before I tip your grandma's urn off the shelf. Think I'm joking? Watch me." 😂
-Kris 2022👏
5:13 my cats face when I took away the raw chicken that he was licking. He licked every piece once, so no supper
Kris: "How sus do you want the video to be?"
Also Kris: "Yes"
Kris:makes the dirtiest jokes ever
Also kris: this is a family friendly Chanel 😂
This is a FAMILY FRIENDLY channel!!
KRIS!
From the bottom of my heart, you are a god send!
You’re truly an amazing, one of a kind human!
You make my days SO much better!
I literally have one AirPod in my ear at all times playing your videos constantly… and, I don’t feel so alone when I have your funny a$$ to listen to!
So, thank you Kris. Sincerely. ❤
She is so amazing right?
The see through stuff wasn't makeup. It was Aaron's thinking putty. They have a ton of different types and that's the clear one. ☺️
I wish I could do myself from behind too... You are so entertaining! 😂😂
🤣😂
that sounded a tad bit dirty, haha, lmao
Two different meaning to the 😧 emoji
@@kadenceball8049 It was definitely supposed to be dirty...🙄😂
Ok but why did i read that as A-a-rons
Kris is WILDING this video. At 2:55 I half-expected her to say "yeah, spray it on the back" lol
For real😂🤣 If u start from 2:46 it's a whole string
the "thats what she said" at the end KILLED ME
I didn't know how badly I needed to laugh until I was crying. Thank you. Please never stop being the goofiest, most chaotic person on this platform.
I absolutely lost it @2:50 “put it in the middle” lmfao
3:00 It’s ok Kris. You are not “turning into a disgusting human being.” just a satisfied one. I’m with you on this. I did not expect this video to be so satisfying 😊
I feel like most jokes that Kris makes fit the "That's what she said" meme perfectly
3:42 wait, but aren't your eyes... on your head?
You totally cracked me up there!😂😂
Kris: This is a family-friendly channel.
Also Kris: **makes dirty jokes or innuendos throughout the video** 🤣🤣🤣
Great to see you doing better, Kris! I got an exam tomorrow, I'm stressed out of my goddamn mind and this made me feel so much better; thanks for the laughs and stay awesome! 🥰
You got this you can do goos on the exam
@@bunbun3802 Thanks, guess we'll see tomorrow... keep your fingers crossed 🙂
You got this and you are gonna get the highest score on that exam and pass it! Give us an update tomorrow please! If you won't obviously lol
@@iabsolutelylovedinosaurs4748 Well, tomorrow I can only tell you how f***ed I think I am 😅It's gonna take a couple weeks before they announce the results
Good luck
the fact that you always compliment us every video warms my heart love your videos kris and keep up the good work
I can't handle the "high key low key stupid but also genius"!!! Has me dying every time.😂😂😂
This is the most VILE Kris video known to man 😭😂
4:46 LMAO I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE 💀
Her catchphrase now is just
“HIGH KEY
LOW KEY
STUPID BUT ALSO
GENIUS”
Love it 🤪🥹🤣
The empty tin thing wasn’t makeup, it’s puddy for fidgeting with. 😂 I love your humor, all your characters from your TikTok, and all your responses to these reaction videos make them even funnier. 😂 Love your guts! 😘❤️ (and yes, I eat my cuticles on my fingers too 🤦🏼♀️🤣)
the more you know! i thought it was some sort of silver paste that just happens to be the same colour as the tin.
Omg u guys don’t understand how important Kris is to me. I used to body shame my self and ever since I’ve been watching Kris and her saying how pretty and beautiful we are I’ve stop thinking I looked ugly. Kris if ur reading this, I love you and ur videos❤ -mimi :)
I really needed this right now. Thanks for never failing to brighten my day ☀️
It has to be said...Kris is probably the coolest and most fun person to hangout with.
1:58 do NOT disrespect the samsung community haha
Kris: *inhales*
also Kris a second later: ẖ̸̠͎͗͗͊̅̐́͐̾̈́͘u̸̻͌̓̆̎͛̃̒̇͌̾ẻ̵̠̾̄̽͑̈́͆̕g̶̛̳͕̀̂̌̎͐̈́h̸̡̞̾̋̉͑́ẖ̸̠͎͗͗͊̅̐́͐̾̈́͘u̸̻͌̓̆̎͛̃̒̇͌̾ẻ̵̠̾̄̽͑̈́͆̕g̶̛̳͕̀̂̌̎͐̈́h̸̡̞̾̋̉͑́ẖ̸̠͎͗͗͊̅̐́͐̾̈́͘u̸̻͌̓̆̎͛̃̒̇͌̾ẻ̵̠̾̄̽͑̈́͆̕g̶̛̳͕̀̂̌̎͐̈́h̸̡̞̾̋̉͑́
6:33 The horse's name is Endo, it's a brilliant horse.
Endo suffered from Equine Recurrent Uveitis (ERU), also known as moon blindness. This disease is a common cause of blindness in appaloosa breeds and consists of inflammatory processes in the horse's eyes.
you can still ride him, the owners depend on him every day as he responds voice tones and voice signals and noises.
I really hope you see this, i found your page at my lowest, and i immediately started to relate to you! You put a smile on my face again, and I’m so thankful for that! Your little compliments at the beginning of each video makes me smile, and i look up to you! Thanks for being such an amazing and incredible person, i love you lots❤️❤️❤️
I love how Kris could just go from like a onlyfans voice to like a British accent to a baby voice/Ryley to Russian accent to your friendly old neighbor to a old woman to herself like Kris doin it all for us
For reaaaaall!!!
OMG! Finally someone else who gets anxiety issues when it comes to balloons, I absolutely don't like them, and people think I'm weird cause I do have issues with them. My home is also a balloon safe zone.
I love how she's worried about the car not the flood 🤣
6:34 It's actually not terrifying...My younger sister's horse had to have her left eye removed after she cut it on a nail, over 6 years ago. She's adjusted pretty fast, and hasn't let the fact that she's half blind slow her down.
Another horse, that's pretty famous is Endo the Blind, he lost both his eyes due to a autoimmune disease (Moon Blindness) & he's thrived
I see that horse on tik tok I had passed away sadly
I went to a horse camp and one of the horses had an eye disease and they removed her eye but it was hurting her
I ride a horse named Keebler who was born half blind, another horse (Champ) is half deaf and injured his eye so now he is half deaf and half blind. I used to ride Champ all the time and I almost fell off because people didn’t realize he went blind in an eye yet.
Yep, I met a one eyed horse as well. I could imagine it looking creepy in a video but in person, up close, it actually looks soft and fuzzy. I didn't go out if my way to touch it but it looked like the skin on her face so I would imagine it felt like the skin on her face, soft n fuzzy. I was only lending a hand clearing out the stables for the brief time I took lessons, but I can say that having only one eye didn't effect her riding at all.
@@GarbageSillies I know how that is, my family owns three horses that are blind in one eye, well one is missing her eye...but she's the most professional, can walk up on her blind side & she won't even flinch. The other two, it's a different story...they'll both spook
Hey Kris, I know you're used to hearing this, but seeing your intro and you and- for some reason, just seeing Pete makes me so happy, I was struggling to get out of bed this morning but seeing you just made it all better.
@Jack Wrath What 😟
@@CasperDoodles008 it’s a bot don’t feed into them they want u to click the link so they get views on their video
That last "thats what she said" really got me
The eel made me crawl as well Kris ur not alone 🥶🥶🥶
When Kris said she missed us I smiled. Shes such a lovely human
Yea she is
2:05 - that actually putty/slime if you didn’t know. I love your videos. Keep it up!❤️
HAHA. That quick "That's what she said" in the end!
So funny, you were on a roll with theses clips!!!😂😂😂😂
Hahaha. I’d would just love to be good friends with her. She’s just too funny
Whoever becomes her boyfriend will not regret it.
Me too! I feel like we'd get along great
Same
At 5:40 with the person burning that substance, it’s actually poplar tree seeds which are highly flammable and can actually create a thick layer on the ground posing a hazard for forest fires
Why is it so satisfying and funny to see Kriss suffer at 10:19
"the way you licked the bottle made my body want to waddle"
got me😂
4:10
Is it just me or can no one else help but smile at Kris' content.
7:27 - I LOVE this kind of stupid pun jokes 😋😋👌👌👍👍🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😜😜
Yes
Girl, you look great! *Applaud!*
On another note, I realized when I can't decide what I want to watch on one of my many streaming services (hulu, netflix, etc), I turn to Kallmekris on youtube.
Thank you for the laughs!
ahhhh, had to get my morning giggles in... thanks Kris.
8:15 I lost it here 😂😂
0:44 the worst enemy this dude has is rain.
You that feeling you get when you’re genuinely happy
I get that feeling when I watch Krises videos
3:59 he felt the pain of the driver lmaooo
I decided months ago to take a break from social media to focus on my health…. I’m so glad RUclips recommended this channel ❤️ I’m so proud of our youth and how you’ve chosen to use your platforms. You’re amazing, Kris! Thank you for sharing your light with us folk ❤️
9:55 I guess Kris isn’t abstinent anymore. 😂
Why didn't I see this one before now????
Kris is ON FIRE, perfectly suited my mood today, I've been all shades of ******up, not one single thing achieved, but busy all blooming day! 🤣🤣🤣
kris can we pleeeeeeeeaaaaaaaasssssss have a office tour also keep up the good work it always puts me in a good mood
i would give anything to never see 7:35 ever again 🤣
I'm right there with ya Kris, i've been fighting a cold all week, so hope you get better soon. Kevin just looks like he puts up with you and your shenanigans at this point LOL
I love how she’s like freaking out about that last video and then just had to add the « that’s what she said » 😂😂 I love you soooo much Kris you make me so happy. ❤
That compliment was my favorite one so far 😆😆
I always smile when she compliments us every time, and in every video!
I'm not on tiktok, but boy am I glad that your skits popped up in my feed somehow! The world needs more people like you ❤
OmGGGG 😹. When you did the urn animation of it falling of the shelf, at that exact moment something shattered in the drama on TV and it was perfect 😹.
Have only seen a couple of your vids, so far. I just love your style. No virtue-signaling, no message. Just fun. Keep it up
Thank you Kris for being you! I really look up to you and wish I could meet you. You are my inspiration! My dad passed away 2 years ago and your videos helped me get through a lot. You have been through hell and beyond and you still stand strong. You inspire millions and I hope and know you're going to get back so much because you give so much! Thank you I love you!!! Love from india💖❤🥰
4:13 why is it a bop-
That cat was thinking... Wait til you fall asleep tonight buddy😾😼
i always enjoy your videos!!!!! you always entertain me!!!
After a long day, your video always puts a smile on your face. Thank you for being yourself Kris. Love you loads❤️
Hey Kris, we really should appreciate you more, you always make us feel better and you look good doing it. Thank you.
Kris is a whole damn vibe and I love it 😂
Trying to make smoke come out of your mouth was the funniest shit ive seen in a while. Never change Kris :)
7:05 this is how 99.99 artists draw hands💀
Ikr 💀
7:51 "cuz I was sick... Your sick"
Me in bed with a cold 🥲
That starting camera angle scared the hell outta me cuz I wasn’t expecting it
2:39
2:56
3:29
3:38
4:13
7:06
7:37
8:35
10:45
I swear , kris makes my WHOLE year...... GOD I love you, kris
This brings me sooooo much joy watching Kris all her compliments make my day luv ya Kris
1:45....
Imagine if it was a iPhone she would of kept doing it....
@@vecna2564STOP-
be happy. be yourself. if people dont like it, then let them be. life isnt about pleasing everyone ❤
‘Oh, yeah, love peeling skin…" and then you take it too far, you get me EVERY time.
Kris you always know how to put a smile on everyone’s face ❤️
Nintendo's Toad at 4:30
"Forbidden Taffy".
I'll never look at glass blowing the same way again.
Cranking up the raunchy to 11. Love it. 🤣