Sucks becuase sadly all you guys are wrong, there are more tortoise kept as pets than there are in the wild. Take my Sulctatas for example, there's more sulcata in the US than in Africa. And we can't just dump captive bread tortoises into the wild to repopulate. Captive bread tortoise won't survive in the wild. Thank humans for decreasing many tortoise numbers, maybe one day we'll change our ways
People always talk about how dragons or ancient dinosaurs aren't real. This is literally one, right here, in real time. You best appreciate the existence of such a magnificent, humble, and calm animal.
I'm 15 and my family has a young sulcata tortoise. It boggles my mind that some day, my grandchildren will probably get the chance to enjoy his company. Tortoises are such great animals.
@@TheBinoyVudi sulcata is pretty common since they're prolific in captivity and sold in many countries worldwide. Not the best choice since they would require large enclosure.
Jinx198 Yes, I have 3 rescued Sulcata Tortoises they are huge no my oldest(23yrs) weighs in at 178lbs so beautiful@ They go to sleep in their dog houses every night so peaceful & good😊
I just got a tortoise and a bonsai tree for that very reason after my kids' dad died recently. I want to leave them and my future grandchildren things I've put love and care into that they can as well. ❤
its very interesting how it evolved. the galapagos tortoise has no natural predators, so all he has to do to survive is find enough food. so he walks slowly around the place eating what he can find, and just chilling.
I had to opportunity to go the the Galápagos Islands a few years ago. There were a lot of cool animals to see, but the tortoises were the most interesting!
I grew up with a pet tortoise and whenever I see these guys I think of my pet because they’re so similar looking, but then when you see how big they are they’re like real life cliffords 😭😭 so amazing
Personally speaking, if I had to choose between eating grass or guava fruit, I'd pick the fruit, too. The closing scene cracks me up, reminds me of a garden in a retirement community.
Humans: "Hey, sorry about those goats, guys. We got rid of them. Want some fruit?" Tortoises: *"Do you really think we'll forgive you just because you brought us some--* MMMMM THIS IS YUMMY"
These giant tortoises know how to live. I wish I had an island to live on all to myself. Where I can eat all the fruit I want and sleep for as long as these tortoises. That'll be the life.
I wish I was a a giant tortoise because you live for a long time, sleep for a long time and they can’t really die if they go into their shell. This *IS* my spirit animal 100%
tortoises and turtles are the most remarkable inspired animal on earth. I never heard people said negative things about this creature , like swearing as swine or dog do.
@@darksesh8247 I do..🙏🏻🐕 And every other animal…!! They are all awesome…!!! Just saying how amazing those 100 year old turtles are 🐢🐢🐢🐢 and lions… tigers… elephants… fish .. Monkeys… birds…and so on and so on ALL ANIMALS SHOULD BE PRAISED 🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈
Those damn goats ate all of master oogway's food.
Ha noice! 😂😂😂
Let’s call po
@@shantanreddyj1417 and tigerress
@@daisynorth5465 & mantis
Don’t worry po will do the pinky move
Naps 16hrs a day for over a 100 years. Yeah I think I found my spirit animal
Luis Estrada thats a good one..rest comments suck...i dont know much but i like this one
try a Basset Hound, easier to get loves to sleep too
Ah yes, the sleep cycle of a college student
PpppKj
584,000 + hours of sleepin
I hope they are here a million years long after I'm gone.
well they have already been here for 200 millions years so i don't expect them to just die out in now
Agreed!
Chuck Keough lol stfu
Really need to stop drinking (RNTSD), there Mr. stfu)!
Sucks becuase sadly all you guys are wrong, there are more tortoise kept as pets than there are in the wild. Take my Sulctatas for example, there's more sulcata in the US than in Africa. And we can't just dump captive bread tortoises into the wild to repopulate. Captive bread tortoise won't survive in the wild. Thank humans for decreasing many tortoise numbers, maybe one day we'll change our ways
People always talk about how dragons or ancient dinosaurs aren't real. This is literally one, right here, in real time. You best appreciate the existence of such a magnificent, humble, and calm animal.
Dinosaurs yes, dragons not so much
Elephants too! The best on the planet!
Giant turtles bro
@@chestoflogic crocodiles and alligators lived among the dinosaurs, birds are the closest relatives to dinosaurs
@@nebulatheoneandonly962 yeah but the idea is that really ancient animals can be like Dinos too us. Nature sure is amazing
I bet he's still chasing that guy who messed up his mating session
RUclips recommendation gang
Oh yeah yeah.
I just came from there😂
He will find him. And he will kill him
S
Dinosaurs with shield
Yes
Defence 100%
[ happiness noisies ]
Goddamn Legend
*DEFENCE 100*
I'm 15 and my family has a young sulcata tortoise. It boggles my mind that some day, my grandchildren will probably get the chance to enjoy his company. Tortoises are such great animals.
Weird thing to think about at 15 years old
Yall probably shoot it before then. We know yall all killers
I'm just asking because I don't know.. is it legal to own an exotic tortoise as a pet? I thought you can only own some common species
Tortoises are not pets.
@@TheBinoyVudi sulcata is pretty common since they're prolific in captivity and sold in many countries worldwide. Not the best choice since they would require large enclosure.
I just want to keep a tortoise.
100 year later it will be kept by my great grandchildren
That's exactly what I wanna do. Instead of a vase as a family heirloom, you have a fucking tortoise
Jinx198 Yes, I have 3 rescued Sulcata Tortoises they are huge no my oldest(23yrs)
weighs in at 178lbs so beautiful@ They go to sleep in their dog houses every night so peaceful & good😊
Leslie Meadows I have a sulcata named Morla. She is only 2 years old and I love her
Jinx198 Yea,that's what I thought 'no Nini I have to go to college,get married & have kids,I don't have time for 3 tortoises' !!!
I just got a tortoise and a bonsai tree for that very reason after my kids' dad died recently. I want to leave them and my future grandchildren things I've put love and care into that they can as well. ❤
"..with a top speed of 300m per hour" I'm dying
So, the tortoise is the animals world Vettel?
@@dashippo4372 Yeah really Vettel is that slow ?? He hasn't got 4 WC for nothing .
😂😂😂
You should probably call 911.
300 light years per hour
"A forbidden fruit. Quava......succulent, juicy".
Wildlife narrators always turn something so simple into gold I swear!
Guava.
Guava*
Guava
Apple
It Is guayaba, Gua - ia - va
16 hours a day for 100 years asleep? Wonder what they dream about....
DeShawn 'Dawg' BNBG probably eating grass and more sleeping
Dream about what memes are gonna be like in 2019
Piddles McGee dream about sleeping👌😂
World domination
They dream about a world without humans, as do I.
The most beautiful creature on earth!
Zach Gaming ikr
No
Indeed
Looks a bit fucked if u ask me
Ever since I got a turtle all reptiles are cute for me
its very interesting how it evolved. the galapagos tortoise has no natural predators, so all he has to do to survive is find enough food. so he walks slowly around the place eating what he can find, and just chilling.
I had to opportunity to go the the Galápagos Islands a few years ago. There were a lot of cool animals to see, but the tortoises were the most interesting!
Thank god !!!!!! it ended on happy note
What a slow doggo 🐢
Its a turtle!
@@lilmcnoggy1439 Tortoise*
But stronk like soviet potato. Could put him into gulag would be no problem for tortoise. Tortoise stronger than gulag comrade
The Soviet Union Turtles... are... NOT... *SLOW*
I'm glad you fell.
When he said "A lush tortoise paradise" I got really happy for some reason.
The way they nap is so damn cute
Human brought goats to this island.. totally ridiculous.. of course they will devour every plants.. 😢
JuicyWatermelone the goats have to live too. It’s kill or be killed it the animal kingdom
@@hotdogkiller3905. But they're not native species to the Galapagos. Of course goats need to eat too, but not there.
Growth of Goats were natural on that Island. It was humans who eradicated them to save these tortoise
@@gauravv3367 The fuck you mean naturaly? they are an invassive species.
I hate goats
Gentle giants... My favourite animals! 😍😍😍
Except during mating seasons. Then they turn into complete assholes.
Hey!!! I've seen your comment on lonesome George video 😀
No even In mating season they are good I met one he came to me for a quick scratch they love scratches only females are bit shy
@@Sondorism Yeah they get angry and chase you if you interrupt their session
@@whoknows1990 who wouldn't tho lmao
Can I get a moment of silence for Lonesome George
Patriche Will he meant it as he himself was shutting the fuck up out of respect.
@@patrichewill5403 r/woooosh there you go, take your woooosh fucktard.
At least he wasn’t this species of tortoise
Ron Burgundy OMG!! YESSSS
Hyyhhyyh
Truly fascinating. It's crazy how ecosystems can shift and change once you throw a new animal into the mix.
haute03 just like when the white men landed in native land
16 hour naps. Those a rookie numbers!
IKR !! 🤣
100 years straight tho
I want to give it a hug for some reason. Le gusta la guayaba a la tortugita.... que linda!!!
Can't stop crying because of the beauty of these wonderful animals 😭❤️
Yasss
Weak
This was the most emotional 6 minutes and 4 seconds of my life
Nobody:
Me: Galapagos=Tortoise so
"The Tortoise Tortoise"
Without humans nature looks so pretty ❤️😍
Master OogWay in the flesh :D
iamDervy all that beauty and you can think about is some fictional character
@@marvelhasiholan5495 chill
Marvel Hasiholan ok boomer
11/10 would boop.
Much slow
Very big fren
1:43 I thought this was in slow motion, but then that flew by 😑
Savage Guy 1:53
1:51
I grew up with a pet tortoise and whenever I see these guys I think of my pet because they’re so similar looking, but then when you see how big they are they’re like real life cliffords 😭😭 so amazing
Personally speaking, if I had to choose between eating grass or guava fruit, I'd pick the fruit, too. The closing scene cracks me up, reminds me of a garden in a retirement community.
I just wanted to cry
My spirit animal
Giant tortoises hit the lottery. Lives ages, just chilling out, grazing, no need to chase prey or flee from predators.
I really feel like petting them😍
Humans: "Hey, sorry about those goats, guys. We got rid of them. Want some fruit?"
Tortoises: *"Do you really think we'll forgive you just because you brought us some--* MMMMM THIS IS YUMMY"
Captain America’s shield has nothing on that tortoise’s shell
These giant tortoises know how to live. I wish I had an island to live on all to myself. Where I can eat all the fruit I want and sleep for as long as these tortoises. That'll be the life.
In the tropics.. eating forbidden fruit and sleeping 16 hours..WOW.. that must be the life!!🐢👍😊
Why is the fruit forbidden?
tortoises are not slow they just are in a permanent epic slow mo mode xD
Tortoise-300 meters an hour
Me walking to school- same
😅😅😅
5:50 "No one knows who the future winners or losers"
ME: "Leave it alone and we all win."
YES!!!
3:42 THATS THE FRICKIN MINECRAFT SOUND
getting flash backs when the sheeps would run away from me 🤣
Tortoise: I'm 199 years old, and I’m very slow cough cough luckily I have my grandson and my whole family
I’m obsessed with this beautiful creature
I wish I was a a giant tortoise because you live for a long time, sleep for a long time and they can’t really die if they go into their shell.
This *IS* my spirit animal 100%
Legends say that Master Oogway still visits this island
Disclaimer: No animals were harmed in the making of this video.
Except the goats. They were later all shot to death by the park rangers.
I’d expect more views for a channel this big
A Random Person wait a few more years and it will be on everyone’s recommended
@@whatdoing4408 it is.
Looks like he's about to teach me how to become one with everything
Top speed of 300m /hr....
Man... That's really fast...
Defense lvl: 100
Offense lvl: 2
I cried seeing that creature. So magnetic and amazing wow
Respect Him, He Is Older Then Your Entire Family Tree.
Protect these wonderful animals at all costs.
The good news is that they are
tortoises and turtles are the most remarkable inspired animal on earth.
I never heard people said negative things about this creature , like swearing as swine or dog do.
Walk like a tortoise, live like a tortoise to last more than a hundred years.
Its amazing how long they live. Im 38 yrs old and theres tortoises out there that are older than me and will still out live me.
Well 38 is nothing compared to these tortoises. They're older than your grandparents!
What a wonderful and incredible creature.
"Napping for up to 16 hrs a day for more than a hundred years"
So this is the secret to living longer.. gues I'll start sleeping more lol
Those park rangers need a raise for the good they've done
I have never met anyone who does not like tortoises, theyre fascinating .... oh what a satisfying food crunching sound
He Attac
He protec
But most importantly,
He thicc
I mean, not wrong
'yesterday was history, tomorrow is a mystery but today is a gift, that is why it's called the present"
The speed at which turtles and reptiles can adapt never fails to amaze me...
Its tortoise not turtle
4:44
The Sluggish tortoise adapted with "lightning" speed.
The script writer is sadistic 🤣
SO AMAZING….!!!🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢
SO BEAUTIFUL….!!!!🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢
SO CUTE….🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢
Praise the dog!!!!
@@darksesh8247 I do..🙏🏻🐕
And every other animal…!!
They are all awesome…!!!
Just saying how amazing those 100 year old turtles are 🐢🐢🐢🐢
and lions… tigers… elephants… fish ..
Monkeys… birds…and so on and so on
ALL ANIMALS SHOULD BE PRAISED
🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈
I have been watching this for like 4 Hours
So freaking cute, hope they live for another 100years
*1000
Every damn documentary about animals that live peacefully, there’s always this one line “then there’s come human”
Discovery UK thanks for the upload, this was great to watch
Elden ring didn’t lie, tortoises are this big
They can go an entire year without food or water? That’s just remarkable!!
May it continue living forever and ever with no disturbance.
I just wish humans exited this planet right now and it includes me as well
We're working on it.
@@nielsunnerup7099 yes we are...but it looks like we are about to take everything with ourselves
Please do!
See ya.
Leave. Some of us are gonna stay back.
Damn...you know they live long when it's not them named after the island, but rather the island that's named after them....
Glad to see that the Tortoises are very healthy and get to eat lots of guavas, they are my favorite fruit to eat!
@@harryroper7971 Guavas are one of the most nutritious fruits you can eat. They are high in fiber and have more vitamin C than an orange.
Dont you just hate people who ruin beautiful wildlife
Such a beautiful creature
Came here to see a big shell boi and that’s exactly what was delivered.
It’s incredible how old they can get and how long they sleep. A 200 year old tortoise would have slept for more than 100 years in their life time
A tortoise yawn! 😍
Why are these so cute?
lee wana all I know is that every moment in their lives there is something so adorable about them. Especially when they are recently born.
HOPELESS ENTERTAINMENT and the old ones are also adorable.
lee wana yea they are. They are like two year olds! Oh I love to see them walk in front of me.
@@leewana1167 Because they are round, sloppy and completely harmless.
@@WitchettyMan well.....
"The sluggish tortoise adapted with lightning speed" - Let that one sink.
I love this youtube channel
Don't let it fool you, that dude is a kung fu master that chose the dragon warrior.
2:26 I yawned when the tortoise yawned =))
Haha that's good to know cuz if you don't, that means you were a socio/psychopath haha I yawned too!
I THINK THEY ARE MAJESTIC AND BEAUTIFUL AND WORTH SAVING EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM .
what type of dog is that?
The tortoise: another sacred animal relative.
They live there peacefully without any predators
The destructive power of humanity
Could this be a dog?
The last few statements exactly matches the look on that tortois' face. Mischivous and triumphant! XD
Praise dog!
dog ahead
This is why turtles and tortoises are awesome
Cuuuute I wish I could have a pet tortoise to care for and love❤
Man they really are the winners, slow but live for more than 200 years.