The Time I Failed to Run a Marathon | Daniel Howell Live at VidCon 2019

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  • Опубликовано: 27 окт 2024

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  • @myalib9930
    @myalib9930 5 лет назад +938

    What a beautiful human being... Seriously, I just love the way he expresses simple messages about life that are drawn from his life and can help so many others.
    Take care of yourself Daniel Howell, for you are truly needed in this world !

    • @Monte_Rey
      @Monte_Rey 4 года назад +2

      rad

    • @CR4MKY
      @CR4MKY 4 года назад +2

      @@Monte_Rey tubular

    • @Hyperkooki
      @Hyperkooki 4 года назад

      Mya Lib ❤️❤️❤️

    • @playeroneill9750
      @playeroneill9750 4 года назад +4

      I was gonna like but then i realised you had 666 likes, I just couldn’t do that to you

  • @yumeno8368
    @yumeno8368 5 лет назад +8448

    HE'S SO CONFUSED AT THE BEGINNING IM CRYING

    • @AmyAberrant
      @AmyAberrant 5 лет назад +422

      He’s surveying his kingdom

    • @isabelah3023
      @isabelah3023 5 лет назад +73

      Amy Aberrant best response

    • @stankcrew4816
      @stankcrew4816 5 лет назад +39

      Heart - eyes - Howell uwu I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THAT WHDGDJDH

    • @scarletraine5681
      @scarletraine5681 5 лет назад +7

      Heart - eyes - Howell uwu don’t cry, craft!

    • @Me-jc1er
      @Me-jc1er 4 года назад +1

      *crafting

  • @alexandrapoole7124
    @alexandrapoole7124 5 лет назад +7948

    The look he gives when he comes on stage, like "oh god what did I get myself into"

    • @5omewhat0fal0ser
      @5omewhat0fal0ser 5 лет назад +161

      That was my mood when I walked into school this year...

    • @studoc6143
      @studoc6143 5 лет назад +64

      @@5omewhat0fal0ser honestly me walking into university for the first time.

    • @themoonlit-wolf3773
      @themoonlit-wolf3773 5 лет назад +21

      Peach Poole me if I was up there tho so relatable

    • @sockgoblin6606
      @sockgoblin6606 5 лет назад +41

      He's so sick of us lmao

    • @5omewhat0fal0ser
      @5omewhat0fal0ser 5 лет назад +10

      @@studoc6143 wow... So me next year

  • @mothman_6305
    @mothman_6305 5 лет назад +5301

    no one:
    dan: *points at the crowd*
    yOu'Re dYinG, yoU're dying & YoU're DyInG

    • @diamondust2054
      @diamondust2054 5 лет назад +44

      such an iconic moment

    • @milo1728
      @milo1728 5 лет назад +88

      He’s emo Oprah

    • @LemonSte
      @LemonSte 5 лет назад +14

      @@milo1728 I wish he'd said that quietly under his breath lmao too much self-depreciation he needs more humourous self reflection

    • @maddiehill198
      @maddiehill198 5 лет назад +22

      You get a death, you get a death, everybody gets a death!!

    • @LeilaShaye
      @LeilaShaye 5 лет назад +5

      the exact opposite of keanu

  • @hannab8189
    @hannab8189 5 лет назад +3098

    *danisnotonfire*
    Dan: Do I deserve this?
    Everyone: Yes

  • @diamondust2054
    @diamondust2054 5 лет назад +7802

    no one:
    dan: bEinG sTraiGht wAs mY pHasE

    • @MEDlANOCHE
      @MEDlANOCHE 5 лет назад +23

      not related but i nEED the pic in ur icon

    • @diamondust2054
      @diamondust2054 5 лет назад +13

      alaska turns out it's not actually dan but i kept it as my pfp anyways :((

    • @jonevans6446
      @jonevans6446 5 лет назад +25

      I no that feeling being straight was my phase aswell

    • @MEDlANOCHE
      @MEDlANOCHE 5 лет назад +3

      @@diamondust2054 i now realized it 😔 my bad

    • @wolfheart8604
      @wolfheart8604 5 лет назад +1

      Me too

  • @mirat8485
    @mirat8485 5 лет назад +7251

    Dan saying "where my lesbians at" is my entire aesthetic

    • @adrianmattioli185
      @adrianmattioli185 5 лет назад +141

      lesbians rise up

    • @wrainy_music
      @wrainy_music 5 лет назад +79

      Rounding the corner with a buncha lesbians....

    • @dontmindme7366
      @dontmindme7366 5 лет назад +40

      Marilyn Diamandis I yelled woooo at home.

    • @riz6355
      @riz6355 5 лет назад +45

      C m o n l e s b i a n s

    • @averyreganward
      @averyreganward 5 лет назад +11

      Marilyn Diamandis was about to like then realized it was at 666

  • @sunnywormghost
    @sunnywormghost 5 лет назад +1534

    My grandma walked in and heard me watching this and asked what it was, and I told her it was Dan Howell at Vidcon, and she goes 'he sounds like a preacher'

    • @garfield5316
      @garfield5316 5 лет назад +245

      preaching the homosexual agenda, which is literally just crying inside of a cheesecake and begging for my parents to love me

    • @diamondust2054
      @diamondust2054 5 лет назад +59

      preach sis, i wouldn't mind him being my preacher

    • @ariyphillips3471
      @ariyphillips3471 5 лет назад +40

      Summer Johns if he was I’d probably go to church😂

    • @autumn044
      @autumn044 5 лет назад +1

      666 likes LMFAO

    • @elliesimon5530
      @elliesimon5530 5 лет назад +5

      "you're dying! you're dying!"

  • @freddierogers2019
    @freddierogers2019 5 лет назад +6299

    Intro: **looong awkward silence** .....Hi
    Outro: **sudden abrupt** THANKS **walks away robotically**
    An icon, a legend, we stan

  • @ellienorris
    @ellienorris 5 лет назад +3052

    bold of you to assume we haven’t already seen this

    • @zekesalazard4518
      @zekesalazard4518 5 лет назад +14

      Omg mood

    • @roseaphant3204
      @roseaphant3204 5 лет назад +18

      yeah i feel like ive already heard this story, where did we hear this before??

    • @honeyjar2970
      @honeyjar2970 5 лет назад +7

      @@roseaphant3204 we definitely did! But where?2

    • @apolloK9-y7b
      @apolloK9-y7b 5 лет назад +16

      rose aphant the same show was recorded and posted a day after the performance lol

    • @taiaolsen7582
      @taiaolsen7582 5 лет назад +8

      ikr i was like ive watched this already somehow

  • @diamondust2054
    @diamondust2054 5 лет назад +2699

    dan: i am baby
    my heart: 💗💖💕💘💞💝💓

  • @chloepatrick12
    @chloepatrick12 5 лет назад +1910

    Dan: I am baby
    Me: Yes you are

  • @diharaj5358
    @diharaj5358 5 лет назад +8944

    "Any low-key bisexuals?"
    *Thousands of screaming bisexuals*
    Yup. Very low-key.

    • @YOLOdude943
      @YOLOdude943 5 лет назад +22

      Dihara J we did a pass on that lil trend welp

    • @eleg4nts
      @eleg4nts 5 лет назад +79

      keep it lowkey

    • @diharaj5358
      @diharaj5358 5 лет назад +102

      @@eleg4nts *Drinks out of a vase

    • @ratrights
      @ratrights 5 лет назад +53

      i was one of those screaming bisexuals 🥺
      not lowkey about it at all shdjfjfjfjf

    • @asjakresevljakovic7988
      @asjakresevljakovic7988 5 лет назад +12

      I almost SCREAMED if I did my mum would hear I couldn't explain...

  • @diamondust2054
    @diamondust2054 5 лет назад +2966

    dan: nothing motivates me like guilt and shame
    me: aww don't say that you're doing amazing
    *inner demon: same*

  • @LemonSte
    @LemonSte 5 лет назад +4978

    "I'm a massive queer"
    *Shot of very disappointed looking parent in the crowd*

    • @emmasutherland5177
      @emmasutherland5177 5 лет назад +93

      Wait. Timestamp?

    • @marissa1138
      @marissa1138 5 лет назад +32

      I noticed that too 😂

    • @annabelle6648
      @annabelle6648 5 лет назад +22

      daughter of posiedon god of the sea replying for timestamp also

    • @ellagalle
      @ellagalle 5 лет назад +164

      daughter of posiedon god of the sea 2:13, in between the two girls in Try Guys merch

    • @emmasutherland5177
      @emmasutherland5177 5 лет назад +20

      foop thanks!

  • @diamondust2054
    @diamondust2054 5 лет назад +3239

    the girl on 3:39 has the biggest napping power i've ever seen. truly inspirational

    • @panpan2903
      @panpan2903 5 лет назад +39

      I thought that was a doll....

    • @angelp2092
      @angelp2092 5 лет назад +72

      they blur her face only at the end hahaha

    • @sheaheavey5643
      @sheaheavey5643 5 лет назад +108

      she's really embodying the Daniel Howell mood. shes babey. she nap.

    • @rebeccawilliams139
      @rebeccawilliams139 5 лет назад +3

      Payton Smith *your

    • @quethesparkle
      @quethesparkle 5 лет назад +10

      We Stan a legend

  • @cutiekumas5869
    @cutiekumas5869 5 лет назад +2370

    "Any furries out there?!"
    *pause*
    "FOUND THEM FBI-"
    DAN IS THE FUNNIEST HUMAN EVER

    • @awaaahe
      @awaaahe 5 лет назад +11

      That... Was cringy tbh

    • @cutiekumas5869
      @cutiekumas5869 5 лет назад +17

      @@awaaahe meh he's dan ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @anemoia3154
      @anemoia3154 5 лет назад +24

      dan is hilarious in a relatable way, phil in a just goddam amazing way

    • @anasaavedra5600
      @anasaavedra5600 4 года назад

      FBI OPEN UP

    • @echoisextra5045
      @echoisextra5045 4 года назад +3

      CRAFTASTIC DIY and that’s why he’s called AmazingPhil

  • @inaschndr6257
    @inaschndr6257 5 лет назад +412

    Opra: You get a car. You get a car. YOU GET A CAR
    Daniell Howelll: You're dying. YOU are dying. YOU ARE DYING.

  • @kamcalste
    @kamcalste 5 лет назад +6125

    It's a bit strange to see him doing stand-up, haha. He's funny, and great on stage. It's just not what I'm used to.

    • @caliigrey
      @caliigrey 5 лет назад +282

      he would be GREAT at stand up omg

    • @harmonybrady2123
      @harmonybrady2123 5 лет назад +201

      Y’know this actually just like the style of his videos just live, telling a story, making fun of himself 🤷‍♀️

    • @kamcalste
      @kamcalste 5 лет назад +126

      @@harmonybrady2123 Yeah, it sure was, you're right. But there's a big difference between standing up and performing in front of a crowd, and sitting in his bedroom talking directly to a camera. Dan's a pretty talented editor and a lot of his jokes come from his editing. It was unusual to see him in this setting, without the usual trappings of RUclips. I'm not saying he did poorly. I'm just saying it's different, and unexpected, and not what I'm used to. That's all.

    • @belli9281
      @belli9281 5 лет назад +7

      @@kamcalste i totally got that feeling too

    • @anemoia3154
      @anemoia3154 5 лет назад +82

      he’s only allowed to be a stand up comedian if he starts each routine with “where my lesbians at”

  • @ameeelia07
    @ameeelia07 5 лет назад +5545

    *One of the only RUclipsrs to actually make me laugh out loud*

    • @caliigrey
      @caliigrey 5 лет назад +19

      i was thinking this the whole time

    • @maxfox8651
      @maxfox8651 5 лет назад +10

      *The only RUclipsr

    • @Maketakunaishi
      @Maketakunaishi 5 лет назад +11

      Same... I was watching the video on the train. Baaaad idea if you don’t wanna look like a crazy person.

    • @jelenagavrilovic282
      @jelenagavrilovic282 5 лет назад +1

      Ameliazing Evansane same

    • @aseel5102
      @aseel5102 5 лет назад +1

      Same

  • @diamondust2054
    @diamondust2054 5 лет назад +1897

    his voice is so calming i'm glad i can watch this in better quality now

    • @multidisaster6
      @multidisaster6 5 лет назад +11

      i literally just saw ur other comments how many did you make omg

    • @crybvie
      @crybvie 5 лет назад +1

      Diamondust how much comments did u make lmfai

    • @diamondust2054
      @diamondust2054 5 лет назад +5

      stop bullying me i had a lot to say

  • @diamondust2054
    @diamondust2054 5 лет назад +2025

    i love how they censored "shitposting"... like, anyone who watches dan is used to swear words way more severe coming out of his mouth

    • @honeyjar2970
      @honeyjar2970 5 лет назад +14

      I know, it was so funny

    • @HangryKitsune
      @HangryKitsune 5 лет назад +22

      I laughed at every beep because it's so stupid to do especially on him xD

    • @youtubeisentertaining585
      @youtubeisentertaining585 5 лет назад +6

      Diamondust I think they censored it because they don’t like swearing on this channel?

    • @diamondust2054
      @diamondust2054 5 лет назад +3

      RUclips is Entertaining i am aware, and i still find it funny

    • @blanket4763
      @blanket4763 5 лет назад +1

      Literally

  • @karinh2094
    @karinh2094 5 лет назад +846

    shout out to that girl in the blue shirt behind Dan

    • @studoc6143
      @studoc6143 5 лет назад +31

      Right? She is the real MVP

  • @sofiatsiopoulou
    @sofiatsiopoulou 5 лет назад +870

    A month without uploading he comes back with a *run*

    • @feebeep
      @feebeep 5 лет назад +1

      hahaha

    • @Ari_Danielle04
      @Ari_Danielle04 5 лет назад +8

      sof ia that no one even invited him in he’s not a challenge to *fear*

  • @hannab8189
    @hannab8189 5 лет назад +1197

    omg he's even more beautiful in HD

    • @honeyjar2970
      @honeyjar2970 5 лет назад +11

      Ikr?! How is this possible? He is not human I swear

    • @diamondust2054
      @diamondust2054 5 лет назад +10

      and even prettier live 😭

  • @officialjadenkruse
    @officialjadenkruse 5 лет назад +1878

    this crowd is so unresponsive, he’s so funny and they just scream 😂

    • @LemonSte
      @LemonSte 5 лет назад +92

      Too young maybe

    • @wr17ful
      @wr17ful 5 лет назад +224

      That's what happens at vidcon they just scream and disrespect creators boundaries

    • @officialjadenkruse
      @officialjadenkruse 5 лет назад +5

      La Ans that’s fair!

    • @rainbowsatan2620
      @rainbowsatan2620 5 лет назад +53

      It’s always like that at vidcon tho. But different when they’ve done their own live shows

    • @bjpe8228
      @bjpe8228 5 лет назад +32

      i think it's mostly just the screams overpowering every other response 😂

  • @microsofterror880
    @microsofterror880 5 лет назад +413

    Even though Dan didn't run the marathon, I'm still extremely proud of him. He wanted to better himself, so he tried something totally new, and was able to admit that he couldn't do it

  • @asimplestrawberry
    @asimplestrawberry 5 лет назад +306

    “What’s better than suffering? Monetizing that suffering”

  • @user-hz8eo8zi6s
    @user-hz8eo8zi6s 5 лет назад +743

    This channel is slowly becoming the godsend for phannies who have been deprived of dan and phil content

    • @betsyb
      @betsyb 5 лет назад +8

      Let’s be real the phannies are the only reason the vidcon channels are getting views rn

  • @hollygr4ce
    @hollygr4ce 5 лет назад +515

    “I have commitment issues”
    *also lives with Phil for SEVERAL YEARS*

  • @diamondust2054
    @diamondust2054 5 лет назад +576

    i feel like i'm being dan's therapist watching this, while he rants about mental health issues, and i enjoy feeling like i'm there to listen

  • @lilajanick
    @lilajanick 5 лет назад +146

    “I didn’t even cry like a beauty guru making an apology video.”
    DAN OMG YOU SASSY QUEEN!! I LOVE YOU!!

  • @tatitashjian
    @tatitashjian 5 лет назад +585

    I’m the girl with the rainbow flower crown in front. I am SOBBING

    • @roroo
      @roroo 5 лет назад +13

      @@MSoundous 0:21

    • @diamondust2054
      @diamondust2054 5 лет назад +30

      you've been blessed both with cuteness and seeing dan live

    • @tatitashjian
      @tatitashjian 5 лет назад +7

      Its Emily thank you so much ah!

    • @tatitashjian
      @tatitashjian 5 лет назад +12

      Diamondust thank you, and yes it was a blessing ahah💓

    • @flowerryoongi
      @flowerryoongi 5 лет назад

      omg

  • @nillebuh4321
    @nillebuh4321 5 лет назад +422

    “Any confused straight boys out there?”
    “Don’t worry. That was me age 13. It’s just a phase”
    😂😂😂

    • @aimeewhellans7853
      @aimeewhellans7853 5 лет назад +1

      I don't see how it's funny? Being straight is a sexuality. It's not fair to call it a phase for them just because it was for him.

    • @duck8681
      @duck8681 5 лет назад +26

      @@aimeewhellans7853 he's calling the confusion a phase. he's not that insensitive

    • @skittles3967
      @skittles3967 4 года назад +5

      nitronica art he’s talking about being confused about your sexuality not just being straight

  • @fairycars
    @fairycars 5 лет назад +352

    “this is my first time going out being out” IK GONNACRY

  • @ValouT
    @ValouT 5 лет назад +1465

    The fact that these girls are screaming instead of laughing is making me uncomfortable

    • @taylorleabrown
      @taylorleabrown 5 лет назад +182

      Valerie T we were all crackheads in the audience. it’s just the joy of being at vidcon that gets to you and makes you act like a dumb excited kid lmao.

    • @giuli7187
      @giuli7187 5 лет назад +20

      Same he's doing such a good job! It feels wasted

    • @giuli7187
      @giuli7187 5 лет назад +46

      @@ChocolateCosmos wow that's a bit mean :( They're just young and excited, much like most teenage girls are when faced with their idols. I think the people who organized the event failed to realize that this was not the best setting for a stand up comedy-ish bit

    • @ForestSpirit8
      @ForestSpirit8 4 года назад +6

      Yeah like is it totally necessary to scream? you're supposed to laugh at something funny and not fricking scream...

    • @prageruwu69
      @prageruwu69 4 года назад +11

      @@ChocolateCosmos we get it ur so much better than everyone else ur so cool and interesting

  • @multidisaster6
    @multidisaster6 5 лет назад +122

    "my entire creative identity is missing high-fives and having a sad resting face"
    biggest mood ever

  • @Jettus
    @Jettus 5 лет назад +693

    "Hi"
    *everyone SCREAMS*

    • @michelle8020
      @michelle8020 5 лет назад +12

      Dan: says anything
      *screaming*

    • @freiden4279
      @freiden4279 5 лет назад +8

      My name is [Dan]
      Such a lost opportunity... smh.

    • @Jettus
      @Jettus 5 лет назад

      @@freiden4279 Oof, you're right... smh

  • @emilyniedbala
    @emilyniedbala 5 лет назад +274

    I burst out laughing at that ending... it was so Dan
    “Thanks” *waves with straight face* *turns around and walks away*

  • @diamondust2054
    @diamondust2054 5 лет назад +874

    me: i've watched this several times already
    also me: WATCH IT AGAIN

  • @chestnutty895
    @chestnutty895 5 лет назад +247

    He's a therapist but also a comedian.

  • @lis5088
    @lis5088 5 лет назад +698

    I AM SCREAMING IVE BEEN WAITING FOR DAN CONTACT FOR SO LONG AND THIS IS THE CLOSEST ILL GET

    • @mararusu5989
      @mararusu5989 5 лет назад +6

      Contact 😂
      I am dead

    • @bawy
      @bawy 5 лет назад +3

      @Mara Rusu What do you mean? They wrote "content"... oh 😆

  • @notascreative
    @notascreative 5 лет назад +210

    Dan seriously needs his own stand up comedy special

    • @caleb5890
      @caleb5890 5 лет назад +6

      *career

    • @ashtheintroverted7204
      @ashtheintroverted7204 5 лет назад +4

      Yes please. It would save us from these girls screaming 😅

    • @justanothertable
      @justanothertable 5 лет назад +2

      He needs to develop more material other than “oMg iM qUeEr aNd iM sOciAlLy aWkWaRd” then.

  • @bee-.-.-
    @bee-.-.- 5 лет назад +509

    saw dan’s tweet while i was already on youtube so i kept refreshing my sub feed only to realize it’s NOT EVEN ON HIS CHANNEL 🤦🏼‍♀️

  • @warishaansari3080
    @warishaansari3080 5 лет назад +293

    Dan: *breaths*
    Crowd:AHHHHhHHHDTHVCTJVCRYGVCFWELOVEYOUFYKVDERAHHHH

  • @diamondust2054
    @diamondust2054 5 лет назад +185

    *"i learned to be okay with trying something out of my comfort zone and being totally comfortable with accepting defeat."*

    • @possumlino
      @possumlino 5 лет назад

      Diamondust what

    • @diamondust2054
      @diamondust2054 5 лет назад

      RottenChickpeas 14:45

    • @possumlino
      @possumlino 5 лет назад

      Diamondust ah, i see

    • @zeesaga7573
      @zeesaga7573 5 лет назад

      bruh i read this right as dan said it that was hella trippy

  • @diamondust2054
    @diamondust2054 5 лет назад +333

    this is just dan roasting himself for 18 minutes

  • @user-hz8eo8zi6s
    @user-hz8eo8zi6s 5 лет назад +94

    The way he looks at the crowd like "why are you cheering for me?"

  • @mia-qd5lm
    @mia-qd5lm 5 лет назад +150

    That was SUCH a Dan Howell way to come onstage I'm sorry

    • @kasvimethi7497
      @kasvimethi7497 4 года назад

      I subbed to you because you're a citizen of Kurtistown and you like Dan Howell. Hello we are almost the same person

  • @arietau4205
    @arietau4205 5 лет назад +867

    Dan: Everyone in this room is valid
    Dan, less than a minute earlier: being straight is a phase

    • @oliveoil7717
      @oliveoil7717 5 лет назад +8

      Your pfp gives me life

    • @anime-rx
      @anime-rx 5 лет назад +1

      @𝖎𝖈𝖐𝖎 𝖋𝖆𝖗𝖖𝖚𝖆𝖆𝖉 not just gays, but LGBTQ-whatever-random-letters-they-created-now people as well. I think people need to remember that heterosexual people are literally the only reason life continues. So don't call us "a phase" (although I know he didn't mean much by it), because we are the only ones who can give life to the next generation.

    • @silliussoddus1449
      @silliussoddus1449 5 лет назад +9

      Michelle anyone can give life, it’s just some people don’t enjoy it as much as others.

    • @Chedbear
      @Chedbear 5 лет назад +51

      I thought he was saying the confusion was a phase not that straightness was a phase

    • @animalobsessed1
      @animalobsessed1 5 лет назад +13

      @@anime-rx Why is "giving life" aka dooming innocent children to a life in this dying world, and the planet to the influence of yet another of the most destructive parasites in the history of life on Earth, a good thing?
      The Anthropocene mass extinction event is the first time ever, that a single species has caused such damage. Scientists only started counting in the 70s, but within just that short time period, we have more than halved the world population of non-human land vertebrates.

  • @sunnywormghost
    @sunnywormghost 5 лет назад +132

    He looked so happy in the begining when everyone seemed so excited to see him aww

  • @owo-yx9gw
    @owo-yx9gw 5 лет назад +49

    “What is better than just suffering? Monetizing that suffering” ~ daniel howell 2019

  • @OddiMiseinen
    @OddiMiseinen 5 лет назад +386

    WHY did they name this video like some deep TED talk???

    • @RibbitRibbit-j6p
      @RibbitRibbit-j6p 5 лет назад +31

      This was a deep TED talk Dan style 😂😂

    • @jayisunabel
      @jayisunabel 5 лет назад +8

      i kept checking to see if i read it wrong and he actually did do a TED Talk

  • @therearetheavocadosx3268
    @therearetheavocadosx3268 5 лет назад +47

    as much as I love dan and phil’s entertainment together, it’s so nice to see him doing entertainment by himself
    he could totally go into stand up comedy
    I love it

  • @SamFlintHere
    @SamFlintHere 5 лет назад +92

    Bold of you to assume that I haven’t seen this before. Even bolder of you to assume that I wouldn’t watch it again

    • @possumlino
      @possumlino 5 лет назад

      Sam Flint no one said either of those things

  • @reginahockert7659
    @reginahockert7659 5 лет назад +66

    Dan's public speaking is so incredible. I would listen to a series of Ted talks by him. Great job!

  • @rockstarstay
    @rockstarstay 5 лет назад +249

    Oh look my fave ~comedian

    • @LemonSte
      @LemonSte 5 лет назад +4

      I've honestly been waiting for this. He needs some training though he needs to lean a bit less on self depreciation

    • @SpiritInBloom
      @SpiritInBloom 5 лет назад +1

      La Ans have you seen his channel lol? self deprecation is his brand

    • @mimiHTcat
      @mimiHTcat 5 лет назад +2

      imo it’s memes he needs to lean less on. they can be funny but they don’t age well.

  • @edenroseart
    @edenroseart 5 лет назад +30

    Dan: literally says anything
    Crowd: *loud screeching*

    • @vidcon
      @vidcon  4 года назад +3

      They do love him!

  • @fyrntastic
    @fyrntastic 5 лет назад +77

    I am baby
    Well, big baby
    On the inside I am small baby
    Physically I am very tall baby
    ~Dan Howell

  • @Noelle9194
    @Noelle9194 5 лет назад +450

    did they name the video ‘Daniel Howell’ at first or am i blind

    • @terepi
      @terepi 5 лет назад +11

      Jasper they did lmao

    • @amberw1019
      @amberw1019 5 лет назад +2

      Tommo

  • @unluckywarriors75
    @unluckywarriors75 5 лет назад +84

    Dan at start: story about how I ran a marathon
    Dan at end: dO yOu ShItS rEaLlY tHiNk I wOuLd

  • @smolmellows3089
    @smolmellows3089 5 лет назад +10

    "sometimes your best actually isn't good enough."
    my entire existence felt that

  • @barofsoap
    @barofsoap 5 лет назад +192

    The bleeps over the swear words got me cackling tbh

  • @Starlit08
    @Starlit08 5 лет назад +235

    When dan gave up on the marathon just like how i gave up life

  • @oliver297
    @oliver297 5 лет назад +231

    No one's talking about how he's wearing a crop top jacket

    • @nela9202
      @nela9202 5 лет назад +73

      Maybe it was a normal jacket except on tol baby

    • @anemoia3154
      @anemoia3154 5 лет назад +15

      i think it’s cuz he’s tol

    • @possumlino
      @possumlino 5 лет назад +1

      because no one cares

    • @possumlino
      @possumlino 5 лет назад

      moaaa // Hahahahahhahaha you just made me really dysphoric thanks

    • @possumlino
      @possumlino 5 лет назад

      moaaa // hahahahahahahahahaha it kind of is seeing as you’re the one who wrote the comment causing me immense discomfort
      i mean you could at least say sorry?

  • @kaw1711
    @kaw1711 5 лет назад +179

    *also I was a massive queer the whole time*
    *i am big baby on the outside but small on the inside*
    My heart: 🏳️‍🌈💙💜💖💝💞💘

  • @sophiabarnett7045
    @sophiabarnett7045 5 лет назад +88

    Love a good Ted Talk

  • @heyitssele3215
    @heyitssele3215 5 лет назад +38

    i'm crying for dan's mother, that was one of the most beautiful things i've ever seen

  • @hhttpsfelicityy
    @hhttpsfelicityy 5 лет назад +48

    inside I am smol baby, but outside I am tol baby.
    inspirational.

  • @christinewaldron5315
    @christinewaldron5315 5 лет назад +69

    the quality is EVERYTHING

  • @diamondust2054
    @diamondust2054 5 лет назад +94

    conspiracy theory: vidcon printed "danisnotonfire" on dan's pass to start some beef

    • @madison8710
      @madison8710 4 года назад

      I would like but yoh have 69 likes so im leaving a comment

  • @Finda5
    @Finda5 5 лет назад +138

    I know he doesn't like it but dan is so good in public speaking. he could be a stand up comedian

  • @ratbanter
    @ratbanter 5 лет назад +38

    didnt know i needed to hear dan say "i'm baby" but im so glad i did

  • @MoonyFBM
    @MoonyFBM 5 лет назад +33

    Dan: "Nothing motivates me like guilt and shame."
    Me: "Same.."

  • @m4rz585
    @m4rz585 5 лет назад +65

    I was legitimately just thinking: "ill watch some dan and phil" so i went on my subscriptions and you guys have posted a video about dan!!🤣🤣🤣 hes the funniesy guy ever🤣

  • @MCullenHightopp
    @MCullenHightopp 5 лет назад +509

    "Daniel Howelling is actually an oxymoron for exercise, yeah... It's the exact opposite."
    *trying not to be that English Lit student*
    *trying SO hard*
    *fails*
    AN ANTONYM. THE WORD YOU'RE LOOKING FOR IS AN ANTONYM.

    • @logicallyanxious
      @logicallyanxious 5 лет назад +6

      ok but do you know what an oxymoron is because it does still work

    • @ellis1034
      @ellis1034 5 лет назад +17

      KatelynSings no it doesn’t, an oxymoron is like black snow. It doesn’t make sense. The correct term he was looking for is antonym.

    • @MCullenHightopp
      @MCullenHightopp 5 лет назад +41

      An oxymoron is a term that contradicts itself, not something that contradicts another word, so like it's a sort of paradox made by two words that are put next to each other. Like chloe mentioned, "black snow" can be one (if we stay clear of oil spills), a "solid fluid", something being "awfully good"... If he'd said "an athletic Daniel Howell" is an oxymoron, that would work! :)

    • @jessnicole12
      @jessnicole12 5 лет назад +8

      No matter what the word is he still *tried* and that’s all that counts

    • @silvadragon4264
      @silvadragon4264 5 лет назад +1

      close enough

  • @skeletonparty4625
    @skeletonparty4625 5 лет назад +231

    Big baby in the inside I am smol baby physically I am toll baby 😂😱😭😝💖💖

  • @reuthershkovitz1031
    @reuthershkovitz1031 5 лет назад +75

    Everybody should be laughing ovet there and there are several people who are like "😐😐😐"

  • @meganroepke9601
    @meganroepke9601 4 года назад +7

    He is a beautiful human being. He has come so far and Im glad he is finally comfortable with himself. He doesn't discriminate against others and loves everyone the same. Im so proud of him and eveything he has accomplished, he deserves it.

  • @LaurenVignola
    @LaurenVignola 5 лет назад +24

    I love that they decide to randomly pan to that one audience member who is looking at her phone instead of watching Dan 😂

  • @Ninjaverse45
    @Ninjaverse45 5 лет назад +115

    1:18
    Dan: Got any furries?
    Me: There's one on the stage with a microphone.
    Dan: THERE THEY ARE! FBI! GET THEM!

  • @boydivision6476
    @boydivision6476 5 лет назад +44

    ALL THIS CONTENT IM CHOKING

  • @alyssamae4
    @alyssamae4 5 лет назад +41

    I need Dan to do standup IMMEDIATELY.

    • @vidcon
      @vidcon  4 года назад +4

      We all do:)

  • @Diamondgamervideos
    @Diamondgamervideos 5 лет назад +48

    3:40 THE GIRL THAT DID THE INTRO AUTOMATICALLY FLIPPING SENT ME--

  • @theradiojunkie6372
    @theradiojunkie6372 5 лет назад +64

    Dan: I don't respect your time
    Me: it's ok I don't respect my time either

  • @renatabliss5967
    @renatabliss5967 5 лет назад +48

    Dan finally accepting that he is baby >>>

  • @ariadestiny3562
    @ariadestiny3562 5 лет назад +24

    ngl dan would be an amazing stand up comedian. it would actually be so fun if he did like a solo comedy gig although i bet he wouldn’t want to do another tour

  • @finlalanddd
    @finlalanddd 5 лет назад +79

    aw! my favourite youtuber danisnotonfire 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

    • @finlalanddd
      @finlalanddd 5 лет назад +11

      @@zaramalik3797 im such a fake fan 🤡😭😭😭

    • @greykendall1830
      @greykendall1830 5 лет назад +5

      emilyisnotalive or the worse one of all Dan Is Not On Fire

    • @newmilo3736
      @newmilo3736 5 лет назад +1

      Danis noto nfire
      Idk what I created halp

    • @greykendall1830
      @greykendall1830 5 лет назад

      Mitch Shipp idk either but I’ll try to help *tries to help but can’t because it’s just a mess* welp I tried

  • @blummen5196
    @blummen5196 5 лет назад +201

    I spent the whole video thinking how cute would Dan look with blue hair

    • @diamondust2054
      @diamondust2054 5 лет назад +12

      noooo my heart-

    • @clairemckinley691
      @clairemckinley691 5 лет назад +24

      I think like a deep turquoise would suit him really well

    • @possumlino
      @possumlino 5 лет назад +1

      no

    • @newmilo3736
      @newmilo3736 5 лет назад +2

      Deep teal frosted tips!!!!

    • @chatwithcat4105
      @chatwithcat4105 5 лет назад +1

      @@possumlino you are just looking for a fight, aren't ya darker yet darker?

  • @hannahdeboer7744
    @hannahdeboer7744 5 лет назад +5

    Everytime Dan does a talk like this it feels like I'm watching a frickin ted talk of someone that I know / really care about. It shifts from comedy about procrastination to reality and accepting that its okay to say u cant do something and I'm living for it. Hope he knows how much people appreciate him and that he is loved.

  • @taylorleabrown
    @taylorleabrown 5 лет назад +21

    thank you dan for telling such a funny and good story!! i loved seeing you irl and teasing you in the front row with ‘hi, my name is [dan]’ 💙💙

  • @animenoa2300
    @animenoa2300 5 лет назад +15

    I love seeing his finally being so confident
    He's such a great boi he deserves the world❤

  • @McInHeather
    @McInHeather 5 лет назад +12

    I would love to see dan doing more talks. He's very engaging and relatable.

  • @spencer8844
    @spencer8844 4 года назад +3

    i miss him. hes so genuine and talking so open and it makes me so happy🥺buut hes fallen back into a hiatus and it makes me sad but also grateful he isnt forcing himself to do something he doesnt want to do.

  • @AlexHoare
    @AlexHoare 4 года назад +6

    I’m literally crying like I miss him soo much

  • @millyvelasquez6707
    @millyvelasquez6707 5 лет назад +37

    😂😂😂😂I replayed the beginning like 20 times

  • @ruthborg2430
    @ruthborg2430 5 лет назад +20

    Thank you for this. Dan is so well loved! He is such a gifted storyteller. ❤️

  • @raashi5529
    @raashi5529 5 лет назад +8

    I am crying hard because how true it is what dan said 'Sometimes our best isn't good enough' I. . I try to give my best and its never enough. . . I. . I am such a failure. . Always let everyone down. .

    • @andysspectacular9539
      @andysspectacular9539 5 лет назад +2

      Nightfury well hopefully one day it will be enough and you’ll find people who won’t be let down by you 🌼

    • @raashi5529
      @raashi5529 5 лет назад +2

      @@andysspectacular9539 you made my day dear. . I know its kinda late but this is what exactly I needed to hear. . You have no idea how much I needed this

  • @chelsea_sarfo6388
    @chelsea_sarfo6388 5 лет назад +23

    Who else smiled when daniel smiled😊

    • @tylercurtis342
      @tylercurtis342 5 лет назад +1

      I always do, his smile is so genuine and happy it makes me so happy too 😊

    • @vidcon
      @vidcon  4 года назад

      We did.

  • @-ellieille-
    @-ellieille- 5 лет назад +20

    I haven’t even watched the video yet but his reaction to all of the screaming is just so funny 😂

    • @HangryKitsune
      @HangryKitsune 5 лет назад +2

      I highly relate to that reaction because I also never know why people scream like that.