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  • @vincenttorrijos9680
    @vincenttorrijos9680 10 месяцев назад +447

    Pat is:
    The unambiguously favorite child with an older sister who understands and an older brother we no longer talk about
    Occasionally a manipulative asshole
    Trapped in a tiny body forever
    Holy shit, Pat is Miquella

    • @luiscosta1899
      @luiscosta1899 10 месяцев назад +71

      does that make Paige Mogh?

    • @ShinTheSilverDemon
      @ShinTheSilverDemon 10 месяцев назад +69

      @@luiscosta1899 Mogh with the sippy cup

    • @conspiracypanda1200
      @conspiracypanda1200 10 месяцев назад +48

      He's also cursed from birth. It's canon.

    • @raccoonofmotivation20
      @raccoonofmotivation20 10 месяцев назад +1

      Just replace blood with mustard ​@@luiscosta1899

    • @BelldandyMan
      @BelldandyMan 10 месяцев назад +27

      ​@@luiscosta1899Paige is pats sister so she's Malenia. Tall, long hair, blind and afflicted with rot.

  • @Dragonsmana
    @Dragonsmana 10 месяцев назад +286

    "Measurehead Woolie" and "Chernobyl Baby Legs Pat" make this a GOATed podcast ep.

    • @magicianstuff
      @magicianstuff 10 месяцев назад +13

      Expecting these to get used in a future mail segment

    • @BetaManicCommand
      @BetaManicCommand 10 месяцев назад +2

      I can"t wait to hear that as a fan letter opening greeting.

  • @dullroar2673
    @dullroar2673 10 месяцев назад +98

    Woolie: Striker
    Sheena: Grappler
    Pat: Item user

  • @miguelangelucsanchez183
    @miguelangelucsanchez183 10 месяцев назад +660

    No one in pat's family stood a chance.

    • @gameb9oy
      @gameb9oy 10 месяцев назад +65

      Woolie has unintentionally created a new phrase, because I’m starting to wonder how much worse it can get, but we keep saying that phrase

    • @s7robin105
      @s7robin105 10 месяцев назад +56

      Pat's parents shouldn't have been parents. I say the same about my own lmao

    • @Shadest
      @Shadest 10 месяцев назад +51

      Honestly he turned out pretty well given the circumstances

    • @selfishisaiah610
      @selfishisaiah610 10 месяцев назад +9

      His son shall be the one...

    • @originalscreenname44
      @originalscreenname44 10 месяцев назад +31

      @@selfishisaiah610 And that will only happen because he found a person with an equal level of crazy to balance things out.

  • @LockjawGael
    @LockjawGael 10 месяцев назад +404

    It was nice of Billy and White from the Venture Bros. to invite Woolie to guest star on their podcast.

    • @priestofcrab4043
      @priestofcrab4043 10 месяцев назад +72

      Oh NOOOOO YOU'RE SO FUCKING RIGHT

    • @BaronQmark
      @BaronQmark 10 месяцев назад +64

      Eat the pennies, Boivin

    • @krizalllid
      @krizalllid 10 месяцев назад +20

      Doing pat dirty there lol

    • @sagecolvard9644
      @sagecolvard9644 10 месяцев назад +29

      I'd never seen the show, I googled the characters because of your comment and holy shit you're so right.

    • @MichaelWasnotTaken
      @MichaelWasnotTaken 10 месяцев назад +19

      Quiz Boy NOOO

  • @megakaioken9386
    @megakaioken9386 10 месяцев назад +159

    Ya'll remember that bit Pat did in the old dmc playthroughs, about how the whole pendant mcguffin? And how Dante and Virgil's parents basically garunteed the boys would try to kill each other with how they set it up? It feels like he might've been speaking from experience there.

    • @kot4311
      @kot4311 10 месяцев назад +28

      Pat is the Dante we didn’t want, but the one we deserve

    • @conspiracypanda1200
      @conspiracypanda1200 10 месяцев назад +25

      ​@@kot4311Pat's Vergil has a full head of blue hair to match and contrast the red beard.

    • @ZomifiedHam
      @ZomifiedHam 10 месяцев назад +15

      @@conspiracypanda1200omg, his counterpart was always Ninja (Fortnite)

    • @TheMrrccava
      @TheMrrccava 5 месяцев назад +6

      "IF MY BROTHER GAVE ME BACK MY *FUCKING SATURN*" comes to mind IMMEDIATELY

  • @The5lacker
    @The5lacker 10 месяцев назад +273

    The worst part is I’m absolutely certain Pat’s told the “It’s because they love me more” story before, like, four years ago, but the further context over the years and especially with the previous anecdote about hand-me-downs fully *crystalizes* that moment as the supervillain origin story it always was.

    • @VaSoapman
      @VaSoapman 10 месяцев назад +49

      I can confirm. I remember this. Pretty sure it was Pat's stream.
      He also pulls out a variant of that line later, on one of his bullies.

    • @Broomer52
      @Broomer52 10 месяцев назад +26

      It’s even more wild because he picked that up at 5 but was too young to realize he shouldn’t have said it

    • @FalseGryphon
      @FalseGryphon 8 месяцев назад +5

      Pats brother was 100% abused

    • @TheMrrccava
      @TheMrrccava 5 месяцев назад

      I also remember that but it's a vague, hazy memory lmao

    • @The5lacker
      @The5lacker 3 месяца назад +7

      @@FalseGryphonI would say Neglected over Abused. I don’t get the vibe of actual maliciousness from any of these stories, just a deep and profound lack of interest.

  • @3slicessenpai
    @3slicessenpai 10 месяцев назад +167

    Woolie being in a Fight Club in the church basement is the origin of his penchant for Faith + Strength builds in Soulsborne games

    • @wea69420
      @wea69420 10 месяцев назад +6

      penchant

    • @3slicessenpai
      @3slicessenpai 10 месяцев назад +6

      @@wea69420 Thanks for the assist!

  • @Brave_SJ
    @Brave_SJ 10 месяцев назад +60

    Sheena's friend: "This is Sheena, she's white!"
    Sheena: "No, I'm-"
    Woolie "Fitty Men" Madden: "NO SHE AIN'T! She's Mexican. Ain't you Miss Sheena?"

  • @cyberninjazero5659
    @cyberninjazero5659 10 месяцев назад +118

    32:40 Woolie opting in to the physiognomy thought cabinet and then being mad at being called measurehead

    • @diegomedina9637
      @diegomedina9637 10 месяцев назад +19

      That's the CEO of Razizm himself, the one and only!

    • @cyberninjazero5659
      @cyberninjazero5659 10 месяцев назад +5

      @@diegomedina9637 I just noticed I wrote physiology when I meant physiognomy. That's embarrassing but I still got the comment likes anyway so that's good

  • @chrisavenell3172
    @chrisavenell3172 10 месяцев назад +211

    Pat's parents watch the podcast so this is gonna be a discussion over the phone at some point

    • @Big_Iron_Tomkus
      @Big_Iron_Tomkus 10 месяцев назад

      "So...Ariel just wanted the dick, huh?" - Pat's Dad, after one of the earliest SBF podcasts.

    • @Житинеможливо
      @Житинеможливо 10 месяцев назад +31

      They can't talk shit, he has a baby now, he has to be critical of their advice and ways!

    • @Big_Iron_Tomkus
      @Big_Iron_Tomkus 10 месяцев назад

      "So...Ariel just wanted the dick, huh?" - Pat's Dad after an early episode of the Super Best Friends cast

  • @Rusty_Spy
    @Rusty_Spy 10 месяцев назад +349

    Pat basically describes how he's the Kuma to his brother's Kazuya.

    • @_Sage967_
      @_Sage967_ 10 месяцев назад +38

      fuckin imagine if Kuma really was some guy that's Heihachi's son (wearing a bear costume) Kazuya woulda turned uber-evil before ever merging with devil

    • @cyberninjazero5659
      @cyberninjazero5659 10 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@_Sage967_You mean if Kuma was Lee?

    • @_Sage967_
      @_Sage967_ 10 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@cyberninjazero5659 im pretty sure Heihachi doesnt like Lee

    • @cyberninjazero5659
      @cyberninjazero5659 10 месяцев назад +7

      @_Sage967_ Well, he liked his fighting as a kid enough to adopt him and specifically raised him to pit him and Kazuya against each other which as far as Heihachi is concerned and until we get details on Reina's backstory. Is the closest thing to fatherly love he's ever exhibited

    • @fissilewhistle
      @fissilewhistle 10 месяцев назад +7

      @@cyberninjazero5659Heihachi enrolled Xiaoyu in his school and gave her a panda. This is WAY nicer than anything he’s done for Lee.

  • @CosetteTape
    @CosetteTape 10 месяцев назад +439

    This episode is fucking WILD. We got THIS, we got Pat getting a Heat Action done him with a CAR, we got Sheena DOING a Heat Action with a brick wall, we got Chernobyl Baby Legs, its all here.

    • @davimotion543
      @davimotion543 10 месяцев назад +108

      Woolie screaming at chat to stop calling him Measurehead is an all time podcast moment for me

    • @diegomedina9637
      @diegomedina9637 10 месяцев назад +14

      ​@@davimotion543Well he kinda asked for it lmao.

    • @guigondi7671
      @guigondi7671 10 месяцев назад +41

      out of all that, Pat having his flashpoint event saying "Because mom loves me more than you" was the most brutal.

    • @goronhead
      @goronhead 10 месяцев назад +19

      ​@davimotion543 "stop calling me measurehead" he yells while putting away the phrenology book

    • @EndoranceM
      @EndoranceM 10 месяцев назад +9

      This might be one of the wildest episodes in the CSB-era of the podcast

  • @DashWallkick
    @DashWallkick 10 месяцев назад +116

    Woolie apologizing about "girls do care about height" is such a telling story

    • @johnrivers3813
      @johnrivers3813 10 месяцев назад +47

      How could he know when he has women coming up to him on the street offering three ways. He doesn't have that kind of life experience

    • @SciFiBrony
      @SciFiBrony 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@johnrivers3813 I mean.....he could've just listened to his friend

    • @cobra29935
      @cobra29935 9 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@johnrivers3813what I'm getting from this is for pat to experience true happiness he needed to play more MvC3

    • @The5lacker
      @The5lacker Месяц назад

      @@SciFiBronyWould *you* take everything Pat says at face value?

  • @presquelt
    @presquelt 10 месяцев назад +184

    Woolie killed a man ; Pat created a criminal.

    • @scarletpsychowolf3578
      @scarletpsychowolf3578 10 месяцев назад +33

      There was a mastermind (his parents), but he was the hitman

    • @Broomer52
      @Broomer52 10 месяцев назад

      Woolie killed a man?

    • @ErikKain-y5c
      @ErikKain-y5c 10 месяцев назад +8

      Either referring to the time he tackled a guy at football in highschool. Or the guy he made disappear from a friend group (and college community really) because the guy was a piece of shit and decided woolie looked like someone he could talk shit behind his back... @@Broomer52

    • @thelaughingrouge
      @thelaughingrouge 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@ErikKain-y5cOh god I remember that story about the dude from their friend group. That one was wild!

  • @Biodeamon
    @Biodeamon 9 месяцев назад +7

    "your cheekbones betray you hispanicy"

  • @Ryclak
    @Ryclak 10 месяцев назад +55

    "They love me more than you" sent me into a WILD laughing fit, holy shit dude. That's INSANE.

  • @darkturnwabler
    @darkturnwabler 10 месяцев назад +329

    Pat does give off blatant favorite child energy

    • @ColdNorth0628
      @ColdNorth0628 10 месяцев назад +139

      The favorite child that also got fed hot water as baby. He was forged in conflict and cholic.

    • @RipOffProductionsLLC
      @RipOffProductionsLLC 10 месяцев назад +59

      I mean, mom favoring her son over her step son is understandable as an instinct, but it's still messed up that it was so blatant that all the siblings knew it...

    • @sol2296
      @sol2296 10 месяцев назад +16

      the funny part is that Pat isnt the favorite child, the eldest, his half-sister is the golden child

  • @reidianceva2409
    @reidianceva2409 10 месяцев назад +77

    This is one of the funniest fucking clips I've ever seen in my life. You guys were firing on all cylinders I swear. I don't know who Sheena is but she had AMAZING energy that you all just played off each other perfectly.

    • @syrushbluhr
      @syrushbluhr 10 месяцев назад +45

      Sheena is the dev behind spoky jumpscare mansion, one of the games features on the shitstorm on the old channel

    • @huskylluvr
      @huskylluvr 10 месяцев назад +1

      oh shit!!! cool! ​@@syrushbluhr

  • @CT-do4es
    @CT-do4es 10 месяцев назад +97

    Pat is the villian in his brother's story, and it's his mother's fault.

    • @ryco9669
      @ryco9669 10 месяцев назад +28

      He was evil before then. I remember pat telling a story where his brother as a very young child took advantage of mom being an anglo and screaming in public in French that she was kidnapping him

    • @SvarogAristaeusAllen
      @SvarogAristaeusAllen 10 месяцев назад +36

      @@ryco9669If 5 year old pat could recognize how much his parents loved him more than his brother, they likely were treating him worse before Pat was even born

    • @AngryHomunculus
      @AngryHomunculus 10 месяцев назад +9

      ​@@SvarogAristaeusAllen also let's take into account that Pat's brother most likely at no point thought "huh maybe I should try to be a better person" when he was old enough to have his own agency

    • @jamesroche8785
      @jamesroche8785 10 месяцев назад +26

      ​@@AngryHomunculus Well if we're doing that shouldn't we also take into account we're getting all info about his brother from Pat, who clearly is estranged and not fond of him, and had an antagonistic relationship with him for years, AND was raised in an experiment by his parents to, it seems, create the shittiest little "favored younger brother" possible?

    • @cyberninjazero5659
      @cyberninjazero5659 10 месяцев назад +7

      ​@jamesroche8785 it reminds me of the ol' if you tell the story and you look bad in it, I can not imagine how much worse what really happened was. We can only imagine A) What the upbringing was really like and B) The Bro Pat flashback version

  • @Doublew2474
    @Doublew2474 10 месяцев назад +135

    Pats most genuine reaction I’ve ever seen was the shock he got from Woolie saying Friday over Saturday. 😂

  • @bej4987
    @bej4987 10 месяцев назад +159

    Punished woolie, a man denied saturday morning cartoons

  • @inkdino4597
    @inkdino4597 10 месяцев назад +50

    Pat out here dropping his family lore and revealing that he is the cheeky Dante to his brother's Vergil, except that his brother went for crack instead of the Yamato

  • @sphealingit222
    @sphealingit222 10 месяцев назад +81

    Woolie you judged a lady's race by the shape of her bones, how did you Not see the MeasureHead Allegations coming

    • @Dragonsmana
      @Dragonsmana 10 месяцев назад +28

      "I am not Measurehead" he says while having the phrenology tattoos being applied to his head.

    • @nahuel3433
      @nahuel3433 9 месяцев назад +4

      It made me glad for the live audience because I listened to it after and I was like "what the... measure head over here?" and chat was apparently the same lol.

  • @3lloGuvner
    @3lloGuvner 10 месяцев назад +50

    Woolie really just pulled a Cotton Hill when meeting Sheena

  • @starwars90001
    @starwars90001 10 месяцев назад +92

    Pat has his own book of grudges, it's called emotional damage.

  • @tychoazrephet3794
    @tychoazrephet3794 10 месяцев назад +38

    Pat saying "I was a little child I didn't know any better" meanwhile this is really an Attack Titan situation where him now told himself as a kid to say that fucked up thing to his brother, thus ensuring the timeline's continuity.

  • @bej4987
    @bej4987 10 месяцев назад +122

    All children are loved equally, but some children are loved more equally than others

  • @PlanetaryPhoenix
    @PlanetaryPhoenix 10 месяцев назад +97

    Ok so i guess Pat’s family made literally every textbook mistake to turn your kids entirely dysfunctional and against each other. Genuinely, it is a wonder that y’all are even still alive sometimes

    • @ColdNorth0628
      @ColdNorth0628 10 месяцев назад +47

      Some folks should not be parents and yet here we are. Makes you wonder how much of pats issues when he was young can be traced to stuff like his fam. But im no psyche major lmao.

    • @cyberninjazero5659
      @cyberninjazero5659 10 месяцев назад +22

      ​@@ColdNorth0628But Pat is!

  • @LUvvUcy
    @LUvvUcy 10 месяцев назад +27

    24:59 The way Pat and Woolies arms reached out to each other made me think of them as parents listening to their poor childs story

  • @cyberninjazero5659
    @cyberninjazero5659 10 месяцев назад +135

    Pat's mom was on that evil stepmother grindset

    • @barronvonnoodle
      @barronvonnoodle 10 месяцев назад +34

      Maybe pat did deserve to drink hot water in a bottle as a baby

    • @diegomedina9637
      @diegomedina9637 10 месяцев назад +32

      ​@@barronvonnoodleonly way to shut him up about Tank Controls.

    • @UltimateAnimeGamer
      @UltimateAnimeGamer 10 месяцев назад +12

      Doesn't help that Pat's Mother's Mother was ACTUALLY evil, based on Pat's stories about her.

    • @Sleepy_Kitsune
      @Sleepy_Kitsune 10 месяцев назад +15

      @@UltimateAnimeGamerthe evil has diluted and Pat2 is gunna turn into holy Paladin as a result

    • @FuryXDMGS
      @FuryXDMGS 10 месяцев назад +5

      Every time pat mentions any storey about his mom i feel more and more bad about him and his brother

  • @bigbangaries
    @bigbangaries 10 месяцев назад +39

    We had like 3 or 4 all timer podcast moments in this one clip alone that's insane

  • @Vugtis_El_VillaVODS
    @Vugtis_El_VillaVODS 10 месяцев назад +31

    Well Pat had an excuse he was a kid.
    Their parents didn't. They are still the parents that are responsible for their child's descent to crime.
    Their parents were mistreating/neglecting Pat's older brother.
    Pat just saw and said the truth.
    Pat's sister even testified.

  • @steffanofumo
    @steffanofumo 10 месяцев назад +20

    Ohhhh seventh day Adventist, now I understand Woolie, that’s not regular religious people, after my cousin committed suicide I had some of those people give their condolences by saying, “we are sorry his soul will burn in hell”, it’s a specific flavor of religious zealotry.

  • @Used__Napkin
    @Used__Napkin 10 месяцев назад +72

    I’m glad the Woolie Measurehead clip made it in

  • @Vanity0666
    @Vanity0666 10 месяцев назад +28

    In which Pat explains his brother's Sephiroth Moment

  • @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat
    @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat 10 месяцев назад +40

    I recall that I was the child that refused to apologize, because saying I was sorry would make me a liar, and lying is bad and all of that nonsense

    • @diegomedina9637
      @diegomedina9637 10 месяцев назад +23

      That's such a power move tho, refusing to apologize literally because you don't feel sorry at all and saying that you did would make you a liar.

    • @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat
      @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat 3 месяца назад

      @@diegomedina9637you wouldn’t have been wrong at all to give a sarcastic “watch out we got a badass over here”
      But thank you nonetheless lol

  • @SvarogAristaeusAllen
    @SvarogAristaeusAllen 10 месяцев назад +56

    Every single time Pat told a story about his parents I got the vibe of "Are pat's parents awful parents actually?"
    HARD CONFIRM.

    • @diegomedina9637
      @diegomedina9637 10 месяцев назад +4

      They did their best.

    • @Constant_Boredum
      @Constant_Boredum 10 месяцев назад +5

      @@diegomedina9637 yeah… no…

    • @Hegataro
      @Hegataro 10 месяцев назад +22

      ​@@Constant_Boredum He did say "their best"
      Their best isn't necessarily good

    • @cyberninjazero5659
      @cyberninjazero5659 10 месяцев назад +5

      ​@diegomedina9637 D-did they? Well, for the favorite chosen Dwarf sure but uhhh problem is they had more kids than that

    • @johnrivers3813
      @johnrivers3813 10 месяцев назад +2

      Everyone delivers a certain level of best and their best was a pretty low bar

  • @tylerhenderson5871
    @tylerhenderson5871 10 месяцев назад +64

    From now on when someone tells me of their difficulties growing up, I will refer to the extreme versions as a "Boivin-like Upbringing".

    • @WaluTime
      @WaluTime 10 месяцев назад +33

      "are you gonna raise your kids normally, or like a boivin"

    • @tbotalpha8133
      @tbotalpha8133 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@WaluTime God, this is such a layered joke.

  • @Sketchpunk
    @Sketchpunk 10 месяцев назад +26

    Woolie - "Hey, I'll have you know I have short friends"

  • @mika9578
    @mika9578 10 месяцев назад +46

    Boivin: Origins

  • @AviaryAssassin
    @AviaryAssassin 10 месяцев назад +41

    Pat's a true champion of small pride. DOWN WITH THE BIGGERS!!
    [6'3]

    • @wea69420
      @wea69420 10 месяцев назад +8

      you can't just be dropping hard rs like that bro

    • @AviaryAssassin
      @AviaryAssassin 10 месяцев назад +8

      Also, anyone else find it fucking hilarious that Pat just full name snitched on his childhood bully, meaning that he's been thinking about this shit for this long

  • @RipOffProductionsLLC
    @RipOffProductionsLLC 10 месяцев назад +80

    The title reminds me of my mom and grandpa's favorite things I said as a little kid
    Mom's:(context, she had just picked me up from my first ever sundayschool class and asked how it was) "I understand why the pilgrims fled the Church of England, if this was an improvement it must have been the most boring place on earth."
    My grandpa's: "Pa, when you get old, you die. So you must always stay a little bit young."

    • @music79075
      @music79075 10 месяцев назад +2

      Lmfao

    • @RipOffProductionsLLC
      @RipOffProductionsLLC 10 месяцев назад +12

      ​@@music79075 I love that little 4 or 5 year old me acknowledged that grandpa was already old, so I specified that he needed to stay "a little bit young"

    • @atticusrex9468
      @atticusrex9468 10 месяцев назад

      "Pa"?

    • @RipOffProductionsLLC
      @RipOffProductionsLLC 10 месяцев назад +7

      @@atticusrex9468 when I was little I shortened "Opa"(polish for grandpa) to just "Pa"

    • @TheTrueRandomGamer
      @TheTrueRandomGamer 10 месяцев назад +7

      That last one just sounds like sage advice.

  • @DeathKnight5608
    @DeathKnight5608 10 месяцев назад +53

    Pat’s brother legit got the red-headed stepchild treatment, in cruel ironic fashion.

  • @PerpetualDaydreamer
    @PerpetualDaydreamer 10 месяцев назад +24

    God this didn't even feel like 36 minutes, it's so insane.
    Mexican-American here. We run the fucking gamut when it comes to colors. Growing up, I never thought of my dad as "a light-skinned Latino" because he was just the same heritage as my mom (who's much darker-skinned). It blew my mind when I first found out people constantly assume he's white.

    • @juancarlosfernandezperez6843
      @juancarlosfernandezperez6843 10 месяцев назад +1

      All the way from "Mennonite" to "Watermelon and Chicken"

    • @hassanico9999
      @hassanico9999 10 месяцев назад +6

      I'm really confused, do Americans unironically refer to Mexican as an "ethnicity" and not a nationality? Some of the whitest people I know were born and raised here with no immigration involved in the past century.

    • @PerpetualDaydreamer
      @PerpetualDaydreamer 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@hassanico9999 I grew up in Texas. We interchange "Mexican" between ethnicity and nationality. Which one we're using is *entirely contextual* based on who, specifically, we're referring to. I always figured it's due to how intertwined Texas and Mexico are, so it became a catch-all word.

  • @iKendles
    @iKendles 10 месяцев назад +47

    man, woolie must've really felt bad after roasting him like that since he introduced Paige to Pat later on lmao

    • @Shadest
      @Shadest 10 месяцев назад +18

      Biggest apology I've ever seen

  • @GabeSweetMan
    @GabeSweetMan 10 месяцев назад +24

    Recontextualizes the criminal actions of Pat's brother from "was an asshole" to "charmic rebalancing of parental favoritism."
    Still an asshole but the connecting dots form a 1:1 straight goddamn line. It's a VERY rare individual that survives adolescence as the chosen Unfavorite without becoming a criminal scumbag.

    • @AngelicMissMarie
      @AngelicMissMarie 10 месяцев назад +26

      Not to armchair psychoanalyze but children regularly lash out more when they are being neglected at home and this is a pretty common trait with children from other marriages being treated as lesser by their step-parents. Bro is still an asshole but there's like an actual pathway to follow here on why he turned out like this.

  • @Nomenanza
    @Nomenanza 10 месяцев назад +17

    Pat being the catalyst for his brother's villain origin story was sure a revelation.

    • @Sleepy_Kitsune
      @Sleepy_Kitsune 10 месяцев назад +11

      from context pat has given in the past, less a catalyst and more of a cementing agent of chaos
      his brother was always an ass, Pats actions just made it clear there was no turning back

  • @Gunzerkingidiot
    @Gunzerkingidiot 10 месяцев назад +19

    Yeah, Pat probably unlocked it so he *doesnt* do the same with his kid/ future kids. Jesus.

  • @aidanleffler4897
    @aidanleffler4897 10 месяцев назад +17

    pats mom is the ultimate champion of both sids and villian origin stories

  • @TriplePalindromous
    @TriplePalindromous 10 месяцев назад +10

    32:18 Woolie uses his racism for good

  • @TarotNathers
    @TarotNathers 10 месяцев назад +29

    In defense of Pat according to Mormonism a child is only capable of evil once they turn 8 years old.

  • @HelixSnake
    @HelixSnake 10 месяцев назад +12

    So Pat's that short because his legs are like a foot shorter than everyone else's? Damn, he's like a Reverse Bayonetta

    • @EndoranceM
      @EndoranceM 10 месяцев назад +5

      Pat should have been patient zero for that leg lengthening surgery

  • @ceresbane
    @ceresbane 10 месяцев назад +61

    Boss character picker Woolie of course chooses team Shiver. Who won and is therefore right by splatfest law. This ain't a democracy bro.

  • @correctedsun
    @correctedsun 10 месяцев назад +21

    Woolie doesn't see height.

  • @El_Legante
    @El_Legante 10 месяцев назад +25

    “Nuns with yaoi paddles”

  • @RedEyesBlackKnight
    @RedEyesBlackKnight 10 месяцев назад +17

    Woolie "measurehead" Madden

    • @Hegataro
      @Hegataro 10 месяцев назад +1

      Woolie "Cotton Hill" Madden also works

  • @That1GuyMalikah
    @That1GuyMalikah 2 месяца назад +2

    So Pat has been a little angry man since birth, woolie ran a church fight club as a kid and sheena is a bad ass that takes no shit and heat moves a kid into a wall as a child. Man I love this podcast 😂.

  • @SantiagoAgnes
    @SantiagoAgnes 10 месяцев назад +5

    That memory unlocking for Pat half way through this video is what's doing it for me. That's stuff you would make the end of the video.

  • @SilverSeraph379
    @SilverSeraph379 10 месяцев назад +10

    I loved this, just casual talking about past bullshit was great

  • @disnark
    @disnark 10 месяцев назад +7

    It's a hell of a thing to think back and realize "wow, I had HORRIBLE parents."
    Also, every single parent who claims they don't have a favorite child is lying.

  • @juancarlosfernandezperez6843
    @juancarlosfernandezperez6843 10 месяцев назад +8

    Only a person like Woolie could see through someone's real race

  • @barronvonnoodle
    @barronvonnoodle 10 месяцев назад +24

    This the one guest episode i just wanted like 5 hours+ of. Sheena was such a fun addition

    • @diegomedina9637
      @diegomedina9637 10 месяцев назад +9

      I like when a host isn't afraid of Dunkin on Pat.

    • @werewolf873
      @werewolf873 10 месяцев назад

      Who is Sheena?

    • @LieseFury
      @LieseFury 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@werewolf873Spooky's Jumpscare Mansion developer

    • @werewolf873
      @werewolf873 10 месяцев назад

      @@LieseFury thanks

  • @joebin3106
    @joebin3106 10 месяцев назад +8

    "It was me, brother"
    5 years old Pat

  • @Santoryu90
    @Santoryu90 10 месяцев назад +25

    You could make an messed up sitcom out of Pat’s past

    • @crazycrash5434
      @crazycrash5434 10 месяцев назад +1

      Just everybody hates Chris like tv show

  • @Deadwolf27
    @Deadwolf27 10 месяцев назад +11

    That hair pulling kid had it coming

  • @X_Blake
    @X_Blake 10 месяцев назад +23

    No wonder Pat's brother turn out the way.

  • @manticorephoenix
    @manticorephoenix 10 месяцев назад +10

    17:19 I’m an only child and that shit folded me like a chair

  • @Hegataro
    @Hegataro 10 месяцев назад +7

    What Pat said as a little child is out of pocket, but it's also the kind of shit a child would 100% say without any thought given to it
    Because children haven't been taught to care

  • @RedaiRmal
    @RedaiRmal 10 месяцев назад +11

    This crossover makes me so happy, Sheena is awesome, and maybe just one day; Lyle(Our father) will end up on CSB.

  • @FoolsGil
    @FoolsGil 10 месяцев назад +22

    I remember being a senior and one girl got so mad with the teachers she dropped out - a week before we all graduated.

  • @RedVortex11X
    @RedVortex11X 10 месяцев назад +13

    a few weeks before graduation a teacher asked if i wanted to go to this students get together at a locale park there was gonna be food and music i agreed and a date was set even payed money for the trip and a t-shirt
    the day came and nothing i figured hey it must of been pushed back nope turns out they just left me behind and stole 20 bucks off me
    And a bit of context i was a vary withdrawn student with depression and vary low self-esteem it took every bit of Courage i had to agree to go and try to step out of my shell

    • @diegomedina9637
      @diegomedina9637 10 месяцев назад +3

      Ohhhh noooooo! that's horrible.

  • @names7278
    @names7278 10 месяцев назад +7

    This part was insane because I wondered if there was some incident that made Pat's brother become evil, but I didn't expect *him* to create his family's villain.

    • @cyberninjazero5659
      @cyberninjazero5659 10 месяцев назад +11

      Well, he didn't. Like most family villain origin stories, it starts with parental failure

  • @thehoneynutfeelios
    @thehoneynutfeelios 10 месяцев назад +36

    Pat did bring up the "Loves me more than you" story before. I believe it was the episode where he talked about him drowning him in the pool/pat snitching on his brother about weed. Could have been 100 episodes ago by now.

    • @EndoranceM
      @EndoranceM 10 месяцев назад +6

      I remember that story, didn't his brother give him money not to tell his dad and then he IMMEDIATELY told on him?

    • @thehoneynutfeelios
      @thehoneynutfeelios 10 месяцев назад +3

      @@EndoranceM Exactamundo

  • @ghastlyghifin4029
    @ghastlyghifin4029 10 месяцев назад +15

    I'm surprised Woolie was allowed to watch Gargoyles considering it had characters that looked like demons and also Shakespearean pagan magic stuff. Also big fan of how much psychic damage Woolie and Sheena took from Pat saying "HER boy"

    • @johnrivers3813
      @johnrivers3813 10 месяцев назад

      Ya know how? You change the channel before your parents walk into the room

  • @OpticalJesu5
    @OpticalJesu5 10 месяцев назад +6

    The guests have been great I really like this trend. Props to Sheena

  • @MakoTenseii
    @MakoTenseii 10 месяцев назад +6

    THIS WAS SAUCY DRAMA DAMNNNNNNN

  • @briochepanda
    @briochepanda 10 месяцев назад +14

    As a person with tourettes any kind of motion controls immediately go off with if they can, because it'd unplayable otherwise. L3+R3 inputs are awkward because of it as well.

  • @EndoranceM
    @EndoranceM 10 месяцев назад +2

    I think the highlight of the episode is Pat and Woolie arguing with each other while Sheena is losing it, with her head down, just saying "i can't" for a full ass minute.

  • @meowsicle7463
    @meowsicle7463 10 месяцев назад +3

    Its like they witnessed pat shoot a man in the back when he said that lmao

  • @hieronymus4120
    @hieronymus4120 10 месяцев назад +5

    Woolie's 10-minute tangent about physiognomy was honestly pretty interesting, but I disagree with his conclusion that you "gotta hand it to the phrenologists," I thought that was pretty weird tbh

  • @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat
    @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat 10 месяцев назад +11

    17:36 pat was a perceptive child

  • @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat
    @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat 10 месяцев назад +7

    28:08 that nothing npc in la noire that claims to remember cole and wants cole to buy him a drink

    • @TrojanGamer10
      @TrojanGamer10 10 месяцев назад

      "Hey I know you."
      "No you don't."
      ...actually I can totally imagine an interaction with Pat going exactly like that

  • @johnrivers3813
    @johnrivers3813 10 месяцев назад +3

    Man what a plot twist, Pat's enemy is a monster of his own creation

  • @HoChiMints2007
    @HoChiMints2007 10 месяцев назад +6

    Sheena's so fuckin cool, strong protag energy

  • @panoruryu
    @panoruryu 10 месяцев назад +4

    Woolie, let me tell you a story.
    My grandparents, parents, stepdad and his family, older siblings, and my younger brother and I all went to the same Catholic high school. Teachers who were new to the profession when my parents were there when I was there. There's 7 years between my older brother and I, so when I rolled up on my first day of school to go to gym class, I had a 7 year old gym uniform. It was black and yellow, the new ones were black and white.
    So, Ms Paulson, known cranky old bag, takes one look at me in my old uniform, stops class, walks right down to the office to where my stepdad was working and said "CopperTucker is getting a new uniform" and it was non negotiable. She came back up with a new uniform, told me to go change.
    And the shit of it all? Another kid in my class had the old gym uniform and she didn't give a shit.

  • @ethantaylor9613
    @ethantaylor9613 10 месяцев назад +12

    Jesus Christ critical support for pats brother

  • @junior1388666
    @junior1388666 10 месяцев назад +14

    Thats very cool from Capcom to allow Ed to come on the show

  • @VampirsTTG
    @VampirsTTG 10 месяцев назад +4

    Pat calling gyro aiming "tilt controls" like he's playing Mario Kart Wii lmao

    • @Sleepy_Kitsune
      @Sleepy_Kitsune 10 месяцев назад +3

      the distinction between tilt controls and gyro aim is basically non-existent tho, its the same base function just more refined

    • @LieseFury
      @LieseFury 10 месяцев назад +1

      gyro controls are tilt controls. one name just refers to the mechanism, while the other name refers to the action.

    • @The5lacker
      @The5lacker 3 месяца назад

      “Pat using the term that was used when he and basically the rest of the world was introduced to the concept, lol.”

  • @MrJake8555
    @MrJake8555 10 месяцев назад +9

    shoutout to all the uniformed schools that had 1 specific class gets their own version of the uniform, everyone funneling into shop class cause its just a black shirt

  • @FoolsGil
    @FoolsGil 10 месяцев назад +17

    Pat has some crazy stories how the heck did he survive to adulthood?

    • @LieseFury
      @LieseFury 10 месяцев назад +13

      spite

    • @miguelnewmexico8641
      @miguelnewmexico8641 10 месяцев назад +3

      how do any of us?

    • @cyberninjazero5659
      @cyberninjazero5659 10 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@miguelnewmexico8641By having parents competent enough at child care to not smoke while pregnant nor misfeed while baby? I think that's the average answer

  • @GoingMenthol
    @GoingMenthol 10 месяцев назад +2

    Mum's love may be found in the heart of battle

  • @Constant_Boredum
    @Constant_Boredum 10 месяцев назад +6

    Let this be a lesson Pat. Your boy stays YOUR SINGULAR BOY. Another spawn would only know hardship, it is the Boiven way

  • @Lockfire1
    @Lockfire1 9 месяцев назад +1

    Even if by an extremely slim margin, there’s always a favorite kid, it’s about keeping it as close as possible for your kids to be sure they know there loved, but sometimes it’s pretty obvious

  • @oradrive745
    @oradrive745 10 месяцев назад +38

    Forget religion
    Only gargoyles matter

    • @deanospimoniful
      @deanospimoniful 10 месяцев назад +8

      There's something poetic about having to watch Gargoyles before the sun sets.

    • @SceptileDude254
      @SceptileDude254 10 месяцев назад +2

      Gargoyles forever.

    • @diegomedina9637
      @diegomedina9637 10 месяцев назад

      That show was lamer than we all remember it to be. We often think it was this bad ass super dark show because of the intro... But that sh*t was as campy as the 80s turtles and 80's transformers.

    • @miguelnewmexico8641
      @miguelnewmexico8641 10 месяцев назад +6

      @@diegomedina9637 dude, everyone is fully aware of how "lame" those shows were. but here's the thing, we were fuckin 6 years old at the time.

    • @diegomedina9637
      @diegomedina9637 10 месяцев назад

      @@miguelnewmexico8641 The thing is... You see people defending it as it was like this huge masterpiece.

  • @MrLonelyIsland
    @MrLonelyIsland 10 месяцев назад +2

    17:25 Pat, the Coldhearted.

  • @TheRogueWolf
    @TheRogueWolf 10 месяцев назад +2

    This podcast has better hero and villain origin stories than most of the MCU.

  • @crushersbutlessedgynow
    @crushersbutlessedgynow 10 месяцев назад +3

    This episode is the most out of pocket conversion ive ever seen straight up fucking villian shit oml

  • @larrymeadows7535
    @larrymeadows7535 10 месяцев назад +3

    A Song Of Ice and Fire: Ginger Joffrey

  • @justinl8791
    @justinl8791 10 месяцев назад +21

    Yeah, this is a Flash villain origin story or some shit LMFAO.
    They say children are innocent. I'm gonna fucking disagree after listening to this.
    Also: "What? I wasn't the one driving."

    • @ricardomiles2957
      @ricardomiles2957 10 месяцев назад +11

      innocence doesn't mean good or bad. It means you just goes with it with no thought on implications. That goes for giving food to a total stranger and for saying to your brother the parents love you more

    • @Shadest
      @Shadest 10 месяцев назад +9

      Kids are cruel, Jack.

    • @PotionSmeller
      @PotionSmeller 10 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@Shadestand my kids are fucking invincible! - sundescender or smth idk

    • @miguelnewmexico8641
      @miguelnewmexico8641 10 месяцев назад

      @omiles2957 in one context, yes. in the other, kids are guilty as shit.