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Xeno Reacts to Cringiest Post on The Official FFXIV Forums (made by Desolance)
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- Опубликовано: 13 июн 2024
- In 2015 Desolance Made a forum post seeking for love. Today it was found out and Xeno reacts to it. Prepare for cringe.
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What a terrible day to have eyes.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
And ears
xD
this cracked me up even before I watched the video
You almost made spit out my coffee all over my screen 🤣
Dude I couldn't make it more than 2 mins before I shriveled into some kind of cringe singularity.
"Cringe singularity" is somehow a term I didn't know I needed to hear until now.
Cringularity
Lolol I can't seem to find any cringe in this, I find it really funny and entertaining especially with the allowance part. (Also Suits is a stellar show)
I paused out of pure cringe, scrolled into the comments, and this is the first thing I see. I'm paused at 2 minutes.
The Singularity Reaction
Never in my life have I thought anyone would put down as having no job as a "pro" when describing oneself LMAO
I mean it does sound like a pro in theory. Lol
As a Elezen player myself we dont accept him as our own
Seconded!
When I heard he also played Elezen, I unintentionally felt dirty
same!
@@kunstlerischesetwas1284 HAHAHAHAHA XD
As a human i dont accept him as our kind
The "Naruto, Bleach, One Piece and Dragon Ball Z" reads like someone who has never heard of anime before and googled most popular anime and just wrote that
That's what I said.
That's your typical anime fan.
Like if it was 2005 I could see those shows being the case cuz they were on fire at that time, but a decade later and he only has those four shows as examples?
@@Soress9I mean, Xeno said it: this dude has not aged mentally in at least 10 years. Probably longer than that, tbh. This dude is nearly 30 years old, but still lives, acts and thinks like a damn 13 year old.
Don’t start gatekeeping anime unless you wanna become a genuine neckbeard
The foreshadowing in this forum post is kinda chilling. You can see these little seeds being planted into the creature he is today.
what happened to this guy?
@rev8528 Xenos has a whole series on it, its way to long to get into, but here's a tldr.
Guy defamed Xenos, get sued, doxxes a whole bunch of people, is an absolute racist asshole to Xenos lawyer, loses the lawsuit.
Oh, and Desolance also did horrible shit to his ex girlfriend, including leaking her noods.
Like I said, Xenos has a 4 part series on it, it's long and horrible to listen to, but that's the best I can do to summarize
@@MitoDrium how does a person like this even get a girlfriend in the first place
@@MitoDrium Even worse than the racism, he repeatedly says he hopes she gets s*xually assaulted and murdered. Then goes on to say that he hopes that happens to her daughter (that she may or may not have). Then going on about hoping her brother (that she may or may not have) also gets unalived. He graphically and repeatedly refers to a real woman that was SA'd and murdered and saying he hopes that happens to the lawyer. It's insane. (And this is him calling her on her phone and leaving voicemails.)
21+ being too old for him when he was 19 and saying that someone over 21 "could be his teacher" says everything.
Mentally, he's like 10
This shows up as I’m watching the 2 minute clip. This is fate
Saw the clip a few hours ago, you can't make this shit up even if you tried.
i would agree but look at the date on the post
I've seen the feature length Cringe marathon. But there's another clip about this dumbass?
Him being the most handsome elezen is false, because I exist
It's false because every other elezen exists. Plus, that hairstyle on his character doesn't do him justice.
He gotta compete with Haurchefant, Einstein and Aymeric if he's the best looking Elezen.
Nah, because my partner's Elezen exists, whom I helped design. 😎
This is what "terminally online" looks like.
terminally online just means you type fast and dont touch as much grass as you should lol... this is just a lolcow
Starting your post with "Any females" is the best way to get a woman's attention.
Maybe they think a female horse or cat or parakeet might respond?
yep the attention to that red banner he's waving around
Wow... small world cuz I remember this guy not as Howard Moon but his forum user name Chauvanistic. Back in the day when I was highly active on the forums during ARR that forum name was notorious, he was always argumentative with people, and was lurking on the forums constantly replying to almost every thread with insane takes. Was involved in a lot of drama back then too, would be removed from LS groups and then take to the forums to vent/stir up drama on there, get called out on it that it was his attitude and actions that got him removed, and had people telling him to keep drama off the forums. Which he would on some cuz he would delete his posts/threads or they would get reported and removed.
I refuse to believe someone wrote all this with a straight face,it's unreal, dear lord tell me it's a prank.
It absolutely can't be. It soooo tracks.
Watch Xeno's previous 4 videos. This guy he's clowning is horrible
Chris Chan exists and is serious. This is quite easily serious, too.
I've come to realize that Desolance is just black Chrischan
Nah chrischan obviously did something monstrous but other than that she was tormented and harassed for years. The most "documented" cyberbullied/cyberstalked person in history.
Howard Moon is just a loser who victimizes people especially women because he's been able to get away with it. Now the roosters are home to roost
Oh noooo
Lives with his mom too. Let's hope it doesn't come full circle.
@@TheDarkness169 whatever y'all do, don't let him make any trinkets. We don't need any more cursed artifacts.
Do we know what desolance looks like irl?
Male AuRa wiping the sweat off thier brow in relief
I didn't even know FF14 had a dating scene, and you know what, if these are the kinda people in it, i don't wanna know.
Every major MMO has one.
i might have lucked out with my GF, but the lovebringers discord isnt half bad
People get married in game, how are you surprised about dating??
@@TheVivi13 I always thought people did it for the mount and stuff.
@@Meilymo some do, but I'd wager 90% are actual relationships. There are a lot of stories of people meeting in an MMO and eventually moving in together irl and getting married
Pros: I cry easily and I have no job
7:25 Even chat is stunned by "Ms White and right" lmaooo
HE ACTUALLY DELETED THE FORUM POST LMAOOOOO
😂 HOLY IT'S HIM IT'S REAL
It's hilarious how, by trying to hide it, he's just confirmed everything.
NO SHOT. HE DID BY DELETING IT HE CONFIRM IT THAT IT WAS HIM LMAOOOOOOO
so bro has been lurking in the chat HAHAHAAHA
@@shrubninja6444 Streisand effect in full motion
OH FUCK HES IN MY DC GET HIM OUT GET HIM OUT GET HIM OUT
Sameeee💀💀💀
He's on my WORLD ;-;
Oh so happy it's not Crystal. He's Primal's problem. At least you all know who to banlist.
No sadly he's not there anymore he's Julian Casablancas on Gilgamesh Aether, which puts him in my DC =(
@@Soress9 Sorry to hear that, but again you can get the word out. When 7.0 blocklist drops he'll literally be a ghost.
I didn't know Uncle Rukus played FFXIV, damn...
This seems like it's way too cringe to be real. BUT, then you realize that there actually are people that are like this. No self respecting "normal" person would ever post something like this unless it was supposed to be some kind of joke copypasta. BUT then you realize that there legitimately are people that are living breathing cringe copypastas. I will never understand how people like this get created. Like what kind of living nightmare do you have to grow up in to turn out like this. Most people are normal. Some people are exceptional, and then there are people like Desolance. That somehow found a way to become one of the most cringe, unhinged, unlikable, and undesirable people imaginable. Everyone has flaws, but it's almost like he has decided to collect flaws like Pokemon cards. And bro's collection is almost complete.
I mean, I start to feel bad for the guy but then I remind myself of all the shit he did and that goes away.
This guy needs to get off the internet, get a job, get an apartment, seek a psychologist and try to start rebuilding himself from scratch. The alternative.... well ends in jail or someone getting hurt.
_Folks who haven't yet watched the four-part miniseries on this monster_ : "Lol this cringe can't be real right?"
_Folks who have_ : _thousand-yard stare_
UPDATE: The thread has been deleted. The wayback machine has it, though.
I can't find it on the wayback machine 😭 it's only showing a single entry, which is from today, after the thread was deleted 😥
EDIT: removing the trailing text all the way up to the thread id from the url made another entry show up (from april 2023)
Link it
@@SuguSugux the thread is in the description, just paste it in the wayback machine
Someone fully document this relic
@@Zanbatoss Internet does not forget xD
I actually remember this post from back in the day, amazing that it was this same crazy person who posted it but it actually makes sense. It's not that unusual for roleplayers or people looking for relationships to post like this or at least not back then but this one stood out as particularly funny. Some people on the official board in the early days were completely unhinged before they started cracking down more.
Truly one of the "if you feel bad about yourself, remember that this exists" forum threads of all time
Name a more iconic duo than people trying to find love and MMO's 🤣. Half the posts on /vg/ about XIV or their general are from mfs trying to find EB's lmfao
"just dont go to primal"
"why, whats wrong with primal"
primal:
May be a strange thing to point out, but just a thought:
Chauvanistic (chauvinistic): displaying excessive or prejudiced support for one's own cause or group, in particular showing male prejudice against women
Desolance (desolation): sadness resulting from being forsaken or abandoned
Seeing this and remembering the entire story of the lawsuit that you won against him... SO many things are going on in my mind about this person. Seriously... HOW MANY WOMEN has this guy groomed, defiled, belittled, etc. and how many of them have said ANYTHING about what he may have done? This hurts to look at just like the stuff from the lawsuit. Like yeah, it's a little ironic in a way as well as humorous, but this makes me think the worst on how many women have hurt because of him and how many guys that have had to deal with his bullshit.
Wait there's more context to this?
Way back in heavensward i used to raid with a lady from my GC, we pretty much played all the time and honestly we became best friends after about a year or two. We lived across the world from each other though so we couldnt always play consistently due to timezones.
Anyway, its 2024. We've been married almost 4 years.I moved to her country in 2020, learned the language etc. Best decision I've ever made.
Congrats on your relationship bro. Hope you and your lady have a long and good life.
@@HowlingDoom I appreciate that mate, thank you
This guy is so delusional. Does he really think a woman in her right mind would ever find this attractive? This is the weirdest, strangest, and saddest post I’ve ever seen. It may have been a joke but after watching/hearing this drama unfold, this is looking to be super real.
Edit: Found out he deleted the post right after Xeems exposed him within the day. Holy moly.
We can laugh all we want but his post speaks volumes about his life and upbringing. It's very sad, this kid (yes 19 years old is still a child) obviously needs help and guidance.
@@ryud0 After all the hurt and agony he put people through, he's beyond help and guidance and should be thrown in jail.
@@jedahaw Sorry, people don't work that way. Yeah, he may be a vile piece of crap, but if he improves in the future he should be given forgiveness. But never a chance to relapse and do it again. Take it from a person who used to be a vile piece of crap, and has improved, however, what I did was not to this dude's degree, mine was more like talking behind ppls back. but I still struggle with ADHD and Impatience. To me this guy needs to see a behavior specialist and be on some medication.
@@ozmintheobserver There's a difference between you and him. He has tormented people for YEARS, manipulating them and abusing them.
You shouldn't compare yourself to him. You and him are not the same.
Women are pretty delusional too. Too high standards and bring nothing to a relationship in most cases.
I thought this was a random player's post, didn't realise it was *him* until half way through the video and it went from funny to oh no...
how the fuck this is keeps getting worse like wtf
at this rate desolance is gonna be engraved in ffxiv community lore
This is like a monster movie where scientists find murals and realise this was a malignant growth that started years ago
This single post contextualizes a LOT from the 4 hours saga of the other videos.
I've seen a lot of threads like this on various forums and I always assumed the topic creator was just trolling to get reactions. But having watched the lawsuit videos and gotten to hear about Lionel's behavior, I have a new philosophy: never blame trolling for things that are more easily taken as "they're just fucking crazy." Either way: best not to engage with such people.
Edit: Smart money says that Freya was an alt he created to pretend to be his girlfriend.
Kinda blows my mind how unaware this guy is about being such a massive loser. He somehow finds a reason why being unemployed is a good thing 😂
there are people taht are not aware or slightly autistic, theres ALL kinds of people out there
This just kinda shows he hasn't grew out of his 19-year-old phase after all.
I was in the middle of reading it and it just got removed from the forums after this video was posted. XD
He really be watching xenos all day hahaha 😂
Who needs to read it when Xeems has chronicled for all time lol
@@OldManInternetalso, way back machine has it
I’ll tell you this as a vet we had/have guys like this in the military. They either grow up or go crazy, sometimes both.
Homie exposing the author of the true and honest sonichu
Wild, a fellow christorian?
I didn't think it could get worse.
But here we are.... Unfortunately
My ovaries fucking shriveled reading all this shit.
Mrs White and Right? Dr Umar can't even save this man.
THE POST IS NOW DELETED LMAOOOOOOOOO
trying to find a boyfriend free girl in ff14
🤣😂
I caught this live yesterday and I was shook 😭
I'm not a psychiatrist but this makes total sense to me how he came the person that he is today.
From my experience people seldom do a 180 from that age, you might mature up but some people never mature...
How this gremlin even got a gf is beyond my understanding.
Hey, that is offensive to us gremlins, we don't claim him 🤧
If he can get one, everyone can
@@xMarsRabbit My bad T_T
@@Paraguai123 Like fr, there's no excuse unless you're somehow even more pathetic than this.
@@Paraguai123 Yeah the fact that this fucking waste of a human got one means I'm clearly not trying hard enough lmao.
14:36 he would never make it in the service he would get kicked out in the first week.
6:01 In case nobody else has explained yet, Slice of Life is a genre of anime, manga, manhwa, and webcomic that follows a cast of characters going about their daily life (relationships, friendships, the highs and lows of school/work, that sort of stuff) with no overarching grand plot beyond that. No Big Bad Evil Guy to destroy, no grand conspiracy to topple, no major quest, none of that. Just people living, learning, and growing as people. Typically very non-violent and chill. Compare that to what we've learned about Desolance, and... yeah... Makes sense why he wouldn't like Slice of Life. It's so far outside of his wheelhouse, he'd need a starchart to find the point of it.
What’s with this weird self hatred of his own race
After the severity of the last four videos, this was a much needed comic relief lmao
we already know the guy is a loser but the self-racism is wild
When I hear "jungle fever" I always think about that Hungry Like The Wolf video by Duran Duran. 😂😂😂
There are things that are too funny to be real, but beyond that there are things like Enhanced Unmend that are too funny to be *fake.* Some very chilling foreshadowing in that forum post.
Just goes to show how much of a pyshcopath he is when he says "I don't want to waste someones time, what am i, a pyschopath? " Bro thinks hes some master manipulator and nobody can see through this veil, it's somewhat comical, but mostly sad and pathetic
Oh fuck. He plays on Leviathan.... Time to change servers
Ms.White and Right took me out
This guy is basically just everyone who hangs out it limsa ngl
this is some chris chan shit
Refresh my memory, who is Chris Chan?
@@IzzyPR2010the sonichu autist, he’s probably the most documented person on the internet and in fact he has a 70 episode documentary on RUclips (not a joke). Outside of the sonichu comics he’s known for looking for “lady friends” or “boyfriend free girls” only to get cat fished by the entire internet. He was recently arrested for fucking his senile mother, I think he’s out of jail or on parole?
This is made even better by the fact he deleted the post lmao
he deleted the thread lmaooooo. this is super entertaining
This was a very good epilogue for the whole saga, because it was otherwise extremely dark. "Metabolism of Zeus" OMEGALUL
LMAO he deleted this 10 year old thread, it's actually him!
This seemed too cringe to be real, until you find out that he deleted the posts now that Xeems displayed them on both his stream and RUclips.
Actually crazy behavior
I went to check it when I got in today cause I saw it on the shit post Reddit and hoped the link was broken but he really did delete it 😂
Tbf if I made a post this cringy only to be discovered years later, I would too tbh
Oh damn I remember reading this at the time as I'm on Levi lmao, this is incredible now with all the context. 😂
The internet never forgets
Nice to see Au Ra males not being labeled as creeps for once despite one Xeala male kept calling me "My lady"
As a Midlander Hyur, I’m already sprinting away screaming and I’m not even close to his type-the cringe is that strong XD
The epilogue we didn't know we all wanted.
I were tempted to contact the guy writing the forum post. But seeing as he only could give me half of his allowance, I decided not to contact him
The old marriage thread was also a gold mine of content but I think the thread got too big and died
Freya Rei HAS to be an alt of his without a doubt. People were blowing him up and then he made an alt to try and show off that "NO! I CAN GET A WIFE!"
15:15 - nah mate. You might not be a 10/10, but you're not ugly at all man.
I've spent the last 4 hours playing Destiny 2. So I needed this laugh more than I knew xD
As soon as he listed Naruto, Bleach and Dragonball I I knew it was real.
What is it with black people and Bleach etc.? Like that shounen shit, but like...on another level. It's like some weird anime gangsta subculture thing.
Honestly no clue either
Hey, I'm black and I didn't like Bleach. My gf at the time actually made me watch it and she was scottish lol.
Bleach is definitely fire so is one piece imo. They just stand on business
The post has been deleted?? I tried to read it with my own to eyes and it is gone lmao
Man this desolance guy is a real piece of work.
i used ff14 to dump an existing woman i was dating a bit back by getting a friends friend to hit on her in game. she sounded so guilty when she told me about it... but ya know, i took it pretty well. we all lived close though. about the only "dating" aspect ive done in any online game. i think he liked her... i absolutely did not and didnt want to hurt her feelings/destroy her confidence. looking back it was probably a mean thing to do. dont think those two lasted long though...
Hello, I'm Joe the Alien here, I just watched this video on human social dynamics... and I now understand why your planet is blacklisted, by every sentient being in the universe.
Is this black,ff14 Chris Chan??
From what I've heard BASICALLY
Yea no thanks. I play video games to escape reality I am not interested in getting into a relationship with someone who writes stuff like this on a game forum.
Babe,wake up. New xeno react
while everyone is doing msq, desolance is doing that sidequest that no one bothers with.
I'm gonna need a ton of flex tape after that, I took a lot of dammage lmao.
This was an incredibly wild ride. I was gripped the entire time. Outstanding.
Wait, don't the official forums link accounts to game accounts? The wording is still taken almost verbatim from Chrischan's love quest signs though so where the hell was he trying to go with this?
I remember on exodus there was an aura always promoting wanting an aura girlfriend in party finder. Wonder if he ever found someone lol.
Ive been to one ff14 wedding in my time in the game and the couple getting married were also engaged and getting married like 2 months later. I still think about them sometimes.
It took me a minute to realize this was Lionel. Then it suddenly clicked and explained so much
Just when you think the drama is over, there's more! This is simply incredible.
9:52 This is beautiful.
So many Stereotypes in that post. Ain't nobody wanna burn coal, much less with an incel who basically says he'll potentially beat you if you leave lol.
for the first time my all my thoughts can be expressed just by my username
Edp really changed up his creepy game plan
Did the post get deleted? Or is my phone just being itself again?
I wouldnt be surprised with either xD
It got deleted
He actually deleted it after this video dropped and people made comments.
Isn't there a dating ff14 discord? Never do this in forums.
Lovebringers lol yall should check out Pathra, too.
This kind of concentrated cringe is enough to collapse the birthrate of an entire country. Jesus H. Christ...
Freya Rei is his alt
As in legit or just speculations? 😂
@@xMarsRabbit Just a speculation, but it fits
Honestly would not be surprised, it's so in character with him that it fits
I would bet money on that.
I couldn't even make it a minute in before wanting to finish off the bottle of bourbon I have on my desk.
Sounds like he's looking for a new mom