Xeno Reacts to Cringiest Post on The Official FFXIV Forums (made by Desolance)

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  • Опубликовано: 25 дек 2024

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  • @vl1510
    @vl1510 6 месяцев назад +725

    What a terrible day to have eyes.

    • @YungGokuOver
      @YungGokuOver 6 месяцев назад +5

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @fayt6124
      @fayt6124 6 месяцев назад +17

      And ears

    • @naota909
      @naota909 6 месяцев назад

      xD

    • @FloDaddelt
      @FloDaddelt 6 месяцев назад +3

      this cracked me up even before I watched the video

    • @GEFA7908
      @GEFA7908 6 месяцев назад +1

      You almost made spit out my coffee all over my screen 🤣

  • @shiggityshwa182
    @shiggityshwa182 6 месяцев назад +463

    Dude I couldn't make it more than 2 mins before I shriveled into some kind of cringe singularity.

    • @Gillian_FFXIV
      @Gillian_FFXIV 6 месяцев назад +12

      "Cringe singularity" is somehow a term I didn't know I needed to hear until now.

    • @charlesshields287
      @charlesshields287 6 месяцев назад +21

      Cringularity

    • @Ace4573
      @Ace4573 6 месяцев назад

      Lolol I can't seem to find any cringe in this, I find it really funny and entertaining especially with the allowance part. (Also Suits is a stellar show)

    • @normalmighty
      @normalmighty 6 месяцев назад +2

      I paused out of pure cringe, scrolled into the comments, and this is the first thing I see. I'm paused at 2 minutes.

    • @no-stresscat1519
      @no-stresscat1519 6 месяцев назад +1

      The Singularity Reaction

  • @brandonn161
    @brandonn161 6 месяцев назад +115

    Never in my life have I thought anyone would put down as having no job as a "pro" when describing oneself LMAO

    • @StarkEpiphany
      @StarkEpiphany 6 месяцев назад +1

      I mean it does sound like a pro in theory. Lol

  • @samoth5161
    @samoth5161 6 месяцев назад +179

    The "Naruto, Bleach, One Piece and Dragon Ball Z" reads like someone who has never heard of anime before and googled most popular anime and just wrote that

    • @Jeezes718
      @Jeezes718 6 месяцев назад +5

      That's what I said.

    • @Rey-mu3wf
      @Rey-mu3wf 6 месяцев назад +14

      That's your typical anime fan.

    • @Soress9
      @Soress9 6 месяцев назад +6

      Like if it was 2005 I could see those shows being the case cuz they were on fire at that time, but a decade later and he only has those four shows as examples?

    • @peytonalexander5300
      @peytonalexander5300 6 месяцев назад +4

      @@Soress9I mean, Xeno said it: this dude has not aged mentally in at least 10 years. Probably longer than that, tbh. This dude is nearly 30 years old, but still lives, acts and thinks like a damn 13 year old.

    • @nickthompson4943
      @nickthompson4943 6 месяцев назад +1

      Don’t start gatekeeping anime unless you wanna become a genuine neckbeard

  • @trimack
    @trimack 6 месяцев назад +239

    The foreshadowing in this forum post is kinda chilling. You can see these little seeds being planted into the creature he is today.

    • @rev8528
      @rev8528 5 месяцев назад +6

      what happened to this guy?

    • @MitoDrium
      @MitoDrium 5 месяцев назад +13

      ​@rev8528 Xenos has a whole series on it, its way to long to get into, but here's a tldr.
      Guy defamed Xenos, get sued, doxxes a whole bunch of people, is an absolute racist asshole to Xenos lawyer, loses the lawsuit.
      Oh, and Desolance also did horrible shit to his ex girlfriend, including leaking her noods.
      Like I said, Xenos has a 4 part series on it, it's long and horrible to listen to, but that's the best I can do to summarize

    • @Vifts
      @Vifts 5 месяцев назад

      @@MitoDrium how does a person like this even get a girlfriend in the first place

    • @kieragreywolf546
      @kieragreywolf546 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@MitoDrium Even worse than the racism, he repeatedly says he hopes she gets s*xually assaulted and murdered. Then goes on to say that he hopes that happens to her daughter (that she may or may not have). Then going on about hoping her brother (that she may or may not have) also gets unalived. He graphically and repeatedly refers to a real woman that was SA'd and murdered and saying he hopes that happens to the lawyer. It's insane. (And this is him calling her on her phone and leaving voicemails.)

    • @bluesrike
      @bluesrike 2 месяца назад

      Also, he's been banned from the game (not sure for how long) and is currently in jail for violating a restraining order against Xeno and all the people Desolance harassed.
      Then he had a meltdown where he said "Llamatodd will die of a stroke before Xeno gets a dime." because Desolance owes Xeno about $21k which he won't be able to pay because he's unhiriable and/or refuses to get a job.

  • @cool2bekeith
    @cool2bekeith 6 месяцев назад +134

    As a Elezen player myself we dont accept him as our own

    • @Marinterre
      @Marinterre 6 месяцев назад +9

      Seconded!

    • @kunstlerischesetwas1284
      @kunstlerischesetwas1284 6 месяцев назад +8

      When I heard he also played Elezen, I unintentionally felt dirty

    • @stnmtnbeatz
      @stnmtnbeatz 6 месяцев назад +2

      same!

    • @eastbow6053
      @eastbow6053 6 месяцев назад

      @@kunstlerischesetwas1284 HAHAHAHAHA XD

    • @justincase6406
      @justincase6406 6 месяцев назад +2

      As a human i dont accept him as our kind

  • @ArrohFFXI
    @ArrohFFXI 6 месяцев назад +49

    Wow... small world cuz I remember this guy not as Howard Moon but his forum user name Chauvanistic. Back in the day when I was highly active on the forums during ARR that forum name was notorious, he was always argumentative with people, and was lurking on the forums constantly replying to almost every thread with insane takes. Was involved in a lot of drama back then too, would be removed from LS groups and then take to the forums to vent/stir up drama on there, get called out on it that it was his attitude and actions that got him removed, and had people telling him to keep drama off the forums. Which he would on some cuz he would delete his posts/threads or they would get reported and removed.

  • @ElkiLG
    @ElkiLG 6 месяцев назад +78

    Starting your post with "Any females" is the best way to get a woman's attention.

    • @FF-tp7qs
      @FF-tp7qs 6 месяцев назад +5

      Maybe they think a female horse or cat or parakeet might respond?

    • @Midnightear
      @Midnightear 6 месяцев назад +6

      yep the attention to that red banner he's waving around

  • @FMBlackout
    @FMBlackout 6 месяцев назад +147

    This shows up as I’m watching the 2 minute clip. This is fate

    • @Bayonette
      @Bayonette 6 месяцев назад +3

      Saw the clip a few hours ago, you can't make this shit up even if you tried.

    • @goldmeistergeneral
      @goldmeistergeneral 6 месяцев назад

      i would agree but look at the date on the post

    • @Harbinger421
      @Harbinger421 6 месяцев назад

      I've seen the feature length Cringe marathon. But there's another clip about this dumbass?

  • @pablokusanagi5868
    @pablokusanagi5868 6 месяцев назад +83

    I refuse to believe someone wrote all this with a straight face,it's unreal, dear lord tell me it's a prank.

    • @Coolio_Ash
      @Coolio_Ash 6 месяцев назад

      It absolutely can't be. It soooo tracks.

    • @rustyjones7908
      @rustyjones7908 6 месяцев назад +3

      Watch Xeno's previous 4 videos. This guy he's clowning is horrible

    • @alloounou6900
      @alloounou6900 6 месяцев назад +3

      Chris Chan exists and is serious. This is quite easily serious, too.

  • @Topazzzzzz
    @Topazzzzzz 6 месяцев назад +81

    21+ being too old for him when he was 19 and saying that someone over 21 "could be his teacher" says everything.

    • @GO-sz1nv
      @GO-sz1nv 5 месяцев назад +6

      Mentally, he's like 10

  • @nataliet4293
    @nataliet4293 6 месяцев назад +39

    Male AuRa wiping the sweat off thier brow in relief

  • @epicfacesmiley
    @epicfacesmiley 6 месяцев назад +32

    7:25 Even chat is stunned by "Ms White and right" lmaooo

  • @ngwoo
    @ngwoo 6 месяцев назад +104

    I've come to realize that Desolance is just black Chrischan

    • @brennanlable
      @brennanlable 6 месяцев назад

      Nah chrischan obviously did something monstrous but other than that she was tormented and harassed for years. The most "documented" cyberbullied/cyberstalked person in history.
      Howard Moon is just a loser who victimizes people especially women because he's been able to get away with it. Now the roosters are home to roost

    • @Rey-mu3wf
      @Rey-mu3wf 6 месяцев назад +3

      Oh noooo

    • @TheDarkness169
      @TheDarkness169 6 месяцев назад +26

      Lives with his mom too. Let's hope it doesn't come full circle.

    • @jackstarblaze768
      @jackstarblaze768 6 месяцев назад +14

      @@TheDarkness169 whatever y'all do, don't let him make any trinkets. We don't need any more cursed artifacts.

    • @Tomo_mo
      @Tomo_mo 6 месяцев назад +1

      Do we know what desolance looks like irl?

  • @SniperKing-O
    @SniperKing-O 6 месяцев назад +58

    This is what "terminally online" looks like.

    • @yksol8649
      @yksol8649 6 месяцев назад

      terminally online just means you type fast and dont touch as much grass as you should lol... this is just a lolcow

  • @Meilymo
    @Meilymo 6 месяцев назад +159

    I didn't even know FF14 had a dating scene, and you know what, if these are the kinda people in it, i don't wanna know.

    • @DaShikuXI
      @DaShikuXI 6 месяцев назад +32

      Every major MMO has one.

    • @ich3730
      @ich3730 6 месяцев назад +5

      i might have lucked out with my GF, but the lovebringers discord isnt half bad

    • @TheVivi13
      @TheVivi13 6 месяцев назад +5

      People get married in game, how are you surprised about dating??

    • @Meilymo
      @Meilymo 6 месяцев назад +15

      @@TheVivi13 I always thought people did it for the mount and stuff.

    • @TheVivi13
      @TheVivi13 6 месяцев назад +16

      @@Meilymo some do, but I'd wager 90% are actual relationships. There are a lot of stories of people meeting in an MMO and eventually moving in together irl and getting married

  • @chewbacachunks8644
    @chewbacachunks8644 6 месяцев назад +39

    This seems like it's way too cringe to be real. BUT, then you realize that there actually are people that are like this. No self respecting "normal" person would ever post something like this unless it was supposed to be some kind of joke copypasta. BUT then you realize that there legitimately are people that are living breathing cringe copypastas. I will never understand how people like this get created. Like what kind of living nightmare do you have to grow up in to turn out like this. Most people are normal. Some people are exceptional, and then there are people like Desolance. That somehow found a way to become one of the most cringe, unhinged, unlikable, and undesirable people imaginable. Everyone has flaws, but it's almost like he has decided to collect flaws like Pokemon cards. And bro's collection is almost complete.

  • @Ravemaster620
    @Ravemaster620 6 месяцев назад +24

    I didn't know Uncle Rukus played FFXIV, damn...

  • @Wilaeus
    @Wilaeus 6 месяцев назад +12

    _Folks who haven't yet watched the four-part miniseries on this monster_ : "Lol this cringe can't be real right?"
    _Folks who have_ : _thousand-yard stare_

  • @NatiiixLP
    @NatiiixLP 6 месяцев назад +15

    Truly one of the "if you feel bad about yourself, remember that this exists" forum threads of all time

  • @anap1680
    @anap1680 6 месяцев назад +39

    Him being the most handsome elezen is false, because I exist

    • @Xadaj127
      @Xadaj127 6 месяцев назад +9

      It's false because every other elezen exists. Plus, that hairstyle on his character doesn't do him justice.

    • @Meka-qq1tj
      @Meka-qq1tj 6 месяцев назад +9

      He gotta compete with Haurchefant, Einstein and Aymeric if he's the best looking Elezen.

    • @SerenEirian
      @SerenEirian 4 месяца назад +1

      Nah, because my partner's Elezen exists, whom I helped design. 😎

  • @Govakhelsborne
    @Govakhelsborne 6 месяцев назад +21

    I thought this was a random player's post, didn't realise it was *him* until half way through the video and it went from funny to oh no...

  • @JetHammer
    @JetHammer 6 месяцев назад +32

    UPDATE: The thread has been deleted. The wayback machine has it, though.

    • @TheBigHeinousAnus
      @TheBigHeinousAnus 6 месяцев назад

      I can't find it on the wayback machine 😭 it's only showing a single entry, which is from today, after the thread was deleted 😥
      EDIT: removing the trailing text all the way up to the thread id from the url made another entry show up (from april 2023)

    • @SuguSugux
      @SuguSugux 6 месяцев назад

      Link it

    • @sifridcrew2474
      @sifridcrew2474 6 месяцев назад

      @@SuguSugux the thread is in the description, just paste it in the wayback machine

    • @Zanbatoss
      @Zanbatoss 6 месяцев назад +1

      Someone fully document this relic

    • @eastbow6053
      @eastbow6053 6 месяцев назад

      @@Zanbatoss Internet does not forget xD

  • @saninorochimaru2
    @saninorochimaru2 6 месяцев назад +57

    OH FUCK HES IN MY DC GET HIM OUT GET HIM OUT GET HIM OUT

    • @Gillian_FFXIV
      @Gillian_FFXIV 6 месяцев назад +2

      Sameeee💀💀💀

    • @TwilightWolf2508
      @TwilightWolf2508 6 месяцев назад +6

      He's on my WORLD ;-;

    • @Wastingsometimehere
      @Wastingsometimehere 6 месяцев назад +9

      Oh so happy it's not Crystal. He's Primal's problem. At least you all know who to banlist.

    • @Soress9
      @Soress9 6 месяцев назад +16

      No sadly he's not there anymore he's Julian Casablancas on Gilgamesh Aether, which puts him in my DC =(

    • @Wastingsometimehere
      @Wastingsometimehere 6 месяцев назад +11

      @@Soress9 Sorry to hear that, but again you can get the word out. When 7.0 blocklist drops he'll literally be a ghost.

  • @damaris.crayon
    @damaris.crayon 6 месяцев назад +17

    My ovaries fucking shriveled reading all this shit.

  • @LycorisRadiataMoon
    @LycorisRadiataMoon 6 месяцев назад +28

    Name a more iconic duo than people trying to find love and MMO's 🤣. Half the posts on /vg/ about XIV or their general are from mfs trying to find EB's lmfao

  • @Crankork
    @Crankork 6 месяцев назад +75

    HE ACTUALLY DELETED THE FORUM POST LMAOOOOO

    • @thesunthrone
      @thesunthrone 6 месяцев назад +21

      😂 HOLY IT'S HIM IT'S REAL

    • @shrubninja6444
      @shrubninja6444 6 месяцев назад +17

      It's hilarious how, by trying to hide it, he's just confirmed everything.

    • @SuguSugux
      @SuguSugux 6 месяцев назад +13

      NO SHOT. HE DID BY DELETING IT HE CONFIRM IT THAT IT WAS HIM LMAOOOOOOO

    • @lamara3534
      @lamara3534 6 месяцев назад +16

      so bro has been lurking in the chat HAHAHAAHA

    • @FTW1230
      @FTW1230 6 месяцев назад +6

      @@shrubninja6444 Streisand effect in full motion

  • @wzx6x6z6w
    @wzx6x6z6w 6 месяцев назад +20

    This just kinda shows he hasn't grew out of his 19-year-old phase after all.

  • @StayNightGaming
    @StayNightGaming 6 месяцев назад +12

    Way back in heavensward i used to raid with a lady from my GC, we pretty much played all the time and honestly we became best friends after about a year or two. We lived across the world from each other though so we couldnt always play consistently due to timezones.
    Anyway, its 2024. We've been married almost 4 years.I moved to her country in 2020, learned the language etc. Best decision I've ever made.

    • @HowlingDoom
      @HowlingDoom 6 месяцев назад +5

      Congrats on your relationship bro. Hope you and your lady have a long and good life.

    • @StayNightGaming
      @StayNightGaming 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@HowlingDoom I appreciate that mate, thank you

    • @masterkid1083
      @masterkid1083 2 месяца назад

      Grats man, gave me some hope in ffxiv love stories

  • @DarrenMc
    @DarrenMc 6 месяцев назад +22

    Pros: I cry easily and I have no job

  • @MxMoondoggie
    @MxMoondoggie 6 месяцев назад +8

    I actually remember this post from back in the day, amazing that it was this same crazy person who posted it but it actually makes sense. It's not that unusual for roleplayers or people looking for relationships to post like this or at least not back then but this one stood out as particularly funny. Some people on the official board in the early days were completely unhinged before they started cracking down more.

  • @StarRoseDragon5
    @StarRoseDragon5 6 месяцев назад +94

    This guy is so delusional. Does he really think a woman in her right mind would ever find this attractive? This is the weirdest, strangest, and saddest post I’ve ever seen. It may have been a joke but after watching/hearing this drama unfold, this is looking to be super real.
    Edit: Found out he deleted the post right after Xeems exposed him within the day. Holy moly.

    • @ryud0
      @ryud0 6 месяцев назад +1

      We can laugh all we want but his post speaks volumes about his life and upbringing. It's very sad, this kid (yes 19 years old is still a child) obviously needs help and guidance.

    • @jedahaw
      @jedahaw 6 месяцев назад +5

      @@ryud0 After all the hurt and agony he put people through, he's beyond help and guidance and should be thrown in jail.

    • @ozmintheobserver
      @ozmintheobserver 6 месяцев назад +2

      ​​@@jedahaw Sorry, people don't work that way. Yeah, he may be a vile piece of crap, but if he improves in the future he should be given forgiveness. But never a chance to relapse and do it again. Take it from a person who used to be a vile piece of crap, and has improved, however, what I did was not to this dude's degree, mine was more like talking behind ppls back. but I still struggle with ADHD and Impatience. To me this guy needs to see a behavior specialist and be on some medication.

    • @jedahaw
      @jedahaw 6 месяцев назад +5

      @@ozmintheobserver There's a difference between you and him. He has tormented people for YEARS, manipulating them and abusing them.
      You shouldn't compare yourself to him. You and him are not the same.

    • @iamvee87
      @iamvee87 6 месяцев назад

      Women are pretty delusional too. Too high standards and bring nothing to a relationship in most cases.

  • @zodzecht
    @zodzecht 6 месяцев назад +8

    This is like a monster movie where scientists find murals and realise this was a malignant growth that started years ago

  • @visyrhaillenarte
    @visyrhaillenarte 6 месяцев назад +15

    May be a strange thing to point out, but just a thought:
    Chauvanistic (chauvinistic): displaying excessive or prejudiced support for one's own cause or group, in particular showing male prejudice against women
    Desolance (desolation): sadness resulting from being forsaken or abandoned
    Seeing this and remembering the entire story of the lawsuit that you won against him... SO many things are going on in my mind about this person. Seriously... HOW MANY WOMEN has this guy groomed, defiled, belittled, etc. and how many of them have said ANYTHING about what he may have done? This hurts to look at just like the stuff from the lawsuit. Like yeah, it's a little ironic in a way as well as humorous, but this makes me think the worst on how many women have hurt because of him and how many guys that have had to deal with his bullshit.

    • @Chaolice
      @Chaolice 6 месяцев назад +1

      Wait there's more context to this?

  • @fellini8510
    @fellini8510 6 месяцев назад +17

    how the fuck this is keeps getting worse like wtf
    at this rate desolance is gonna be engraved in ffxiv community lore

  • @robbyv8729
    @robbyv8729 6 месяцев назад +4

    I’ll tell you this as a vet we had/have guys like this in the military. They either grow up or go crazy, sometimes both.

  • @MegaBusterDude
    @MegaBusterDude 6 месяцев назад +14

    I didn't think it could get worse.
    But here we are.... Unfortunately

  • @-L1K-
    @-L1K- 6 месяцев назад +57

    Kinda blows my mind how unaware this guy is about being such a massive loser. He somehow finds a reason why being unemployed is a good thing 😂

    • @CrimsonRayne
      @CrimsonRayne 6 месяцев назад

      there are people taht are not aware or slightly autistic, theres ALL kinds of people out there

  • @ruggedlemmings9163
    @ruggedlemmings9163 6 месяцев назад +6

    This single post contextualizes a LOT from the 4 hours saga of the other videos.
    I've seen a lot of threads like this on various forums and I always assumed the topic creator was just trolling to get reactions. But having watched the lawsuit videos and gotten to hear about Lionel's behavior, I have a new philosophy: never blame trolling for things that are more easily taken as "they're just fucking crazy." Either way: best not to engage with such people.
    Edit: Smart money says that Freya was an alt he created to pretend to be his girlfriend.

  • @kenzieque
    @kenzieque 6 месяцев назад +10

    I caught this live yesterday and I was shook 😭

  • @hauntedshadowslegacy2826
    @hauntedshadowslegacy2826 4 месяца назад +1

    6:01 In case nobody else has explained yet, Slice of Life is a genre of anime, manga, manhwa, and webcomic that follows a cast of characters going about their daily life (relationships, friendships, the highs and lows of school/work, that sort of stuff) with no overarching grand plot beyond that. No Big Bad Evil Guy to destroy, no grand conspiracy to topple, no major quest, none of that. Just people living, learning, and growing as people. Typically very non-violent and chill. Compare that to what we've learned about Desolance, and... yeah... Makes sense why he wouldn't like Slice of Life. It's so far outside of his wheelhouse, he'd need a starchart to find the point of it.

  • @MavFair
    @MavFair 6 месяцев назад +18

    I was in the middle of reading it and it just got removed from the forums after this video was posted. XD

    • @IDC-P5GHD4Z8J7
      @IDC-P5GHD4Z8J7 6 месяцев назад +19

      He really be watching xenos all day hahaha 😂

    • @OldManInternet
      @OldManInternet 6 месяцев назад +5

      Who needs to read it when Xeems has chronicled for all time lol

    • @Jiffles
      @Jiffles 6 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@OldManInternetalso, way back machine has it

  • @DJThomas59
    @DJThomas59 6 месяцев назад +23

    Mrs White and Right? Dr Umar can't even save this man.

  • @thechin9241
    @thechin9241 6 месяцев назад +14

    Homie exposing the author of the true and honest sonichu

  • @andrakeflare
    @andrakeflare 6 месяцев назад +5

    he deleted the thread lmaooooo. this is super entertaining

  • @Jrod11B
    @Jrod11B 6 месяцев назад +4

    14:36 he would never make it in the service he would get kicked out in the first week.

  • @SoushinSen
    @SoushinSen 6 месяцев назад +6

    I'm not a psychiatrist but this makes total sense to me how he came the person that he is today.

    • @Midnightear
      @Midnightear 6 месяцев назад +1

      From my experience people seldom do a 180 from that age, you might mature up but some people never mature...

  • @D-Havoc
    @D-Havoc 6 месяцев назад +6

    When I hear "jungle fever" I always think about that Hungry Like The Wolf video by Duran Duran. 😂😂😂

  • @BlaxxShadow
    @BlaxxShadow 6 месяцев назад +12

    How this gremlin even got a gf is beyond my understanding.

    • @xMarsRabbit
      @xMarsRabbit 6 месяцев назад +9

      Hey, that is offensive to us gremlins, we don't claim him 🤧

    • @Paraguai123
      @Paraguai123 6 месяцев назад +7

      If he can get one, everyone can

    • @BlaxxShadow
      @BlaxxShadow 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@xMarsRabbit My bad T_T

    • @BlaxxShadow
      @BlaxxShadow 6 месяцев назад

      @@Paraguai123 Like fr, there's no excuse unless you're somehow even more pathetic than this.

    • @HowlingDoom
      @HowlingDoom 6 месяцев назад +7

      @@Paraguai123 Yeah the fact that this fucking waste of a human got one means I'm clearly not trying hard enough lmao.

  • @akane.sakurada
    @akane.sakurada 6 месяцев назад +17

    THE POST IS NOW DELETED LMAOOOOOOOOO

  • @audrey_in_black
    @audrey_in_black 6 месяцев назад +5

    There are things that are too funny to be real, but beyond that there are things like Enhanced Unmend that are too funny to be *fake.* Some very chilling foreshadowing in that forum post.

  • @Kaladin07
    @Kaladin07 6 месяцев назад +3

    After the severity of the last four videos, this was a much needed comic relief lmao

  • @Kambra
    @Kambra 6 месяцев назад +14

    Just goes to show how much of a pyshcopath he is when he says "I don't want to waste someones time, what am i, a pyschopath? " Bro thinks hes some master manipulator and nobody can see through this veil, it's somewhat comical, but mostly sad and pathetic

  • @DeeDust
    @DeeDust 6 месяцев назад +2

    Wait, don't the official forums link accounts to game accounts? The wording is still taken almost verbatim from Chrischan's love quest signs though so where the hell was he trying to go with this?

  • @Colyo62
    @Colyo62 6 месяцев назад +13

    "just dont go to primal"
    "why, whats wrong with primal"
    primal:

  • @FTW1230
    @FTW1230 6 месяцев назад +11

    What’s with this weird self hatred of his own race

  • @alexblooming
    @alexblooming 6 месяцев назад +5

    we already know the guy is a loser but the self-racism is wild

  • @jtdeuce
    @jtdeuce 6 месяцев назад +5

    Oh fuck. He plays on Leviathan.... Time to change servers

  • @thesunthrone
    @thesunthrone 6 месяцев назад +3

    This was a very good epilogue for the whole saga, because it was otherwise extremely dark. "Metabolism of Zeus" OMEGALUL

    • @thesunthrone
      @thesunthrone 6 месяцев назад +4

      LMAO he deleted this 10 year old thread, it's actually him!

  • @TrueChaoSclx
    @TrueChaoSclx 6 месяцев назад +3

    15:15 - nah mate. You might not be a 10/10, but you're not ugly at all man.

  • @TwirlingFoxspirit
    @TwirlingFoxspirit 6 месяцев назад +1

    I were tempted to contact the guy writing the forum post. But seeing as he only could give me half of his allowance, I decided not to contact him

  • @JxzzCat
    @JxzzCat 6 месяцев назад +3

    This guy is basically just everyone who hangs out it limsa ngl

  • @VinPetrol420
    @VinPetrol420 6 месяцев назад +2

    Oh damn I remember reading this at the time as I'm on Levi lmao, this is incredible now with all the context. 😂

  • @RedM000N
    @RedM000N 6 месяцев назад +4

    This is made even better by the fact he deleted the post lmao

  • @fatmatt589
    @fatmatt589 6 месяцев назад +2

    The epilogue we didn't know we all wanted.

  • @BigPapaSpeedwagon
    @BigPapaSpeedwagon 5 месяцев назад

    Ive been to one ff14 wedding in my time in the game and the couple getting married were also engaged and getting married like 2 months later. I still think about them sometimes.

  • @aidang217
    @aidang217 6 месяцев назад

    It took me a minute to realize this was Lionel. Then it suddenly clicked and explained so much

  • @WrexsolToob
    @WrexsolToob 6 месяцев назад

    Just when you think the drama is over, there's more! This is simply incredible.

  • @swarmX
    @swarmX 6 месяцев назад +15

    trying to find a boyfriend free girl in ff14

    • @_Junker
      @_Junker 6 месяцев назад +1

      🤣😂

  • @theodorewolfe14
    @theodorewolfe14 6 месяцев назад +2

    The post has been deleted?? I tried to read it with my own to eyes and it is gone lmao
    Man this desolance guy is a real piece of work.

  • @grovestreet5128
    @grovestreet5128 6 месяцев назад +2

    while everyone is doing msq, desolance is doing that sidequest that no one bothers with.

  • @abyssraven6
    @abyssraven6 6 месяцев назад +3

    The internet never forgets

  • @Sleeptastic
    @Sleeptastic 6 месяцев назад +2

    The old marriage thread was also a gold mine of content but I think the thread got too big and died

  • @philomentus
    @philomentus 6 месяцев назад +7

    Freya Rei HAS to be an alt of his without a doubt. People were blowing him up and then he made an alt to try and show off that "NO! I CAN GET A WIFE!"

  • @Meka-qq1tj
    @Meka-qq1tj 6 месяцев назад +2

    Nice to see Au Ra males not being labeled as creeps for once despite one Xeala male kept calling me "My lady"

  • @DyingLegacy
    @DyingLegacy 6 месяцев назад +3

    I've spent the last 4 hours playing Destiny 2. So I needed this laugh more than I knew xD

  • @wompoo7967
    @wompoo7967 6 месяцев назад +1

    Hello, I'm Joe the Alien here, I just watched this video on human social dynamics... and I now understand why your planet is blacklisted, by every sentient being in the universe.

  • @clooebooie
    @clooebooie 6 месяцев назад +4

    the link to the thread is dead now XD

  • @LyenWorks
    @LyenWorks 6 месяцев назад +5

    Isn't there a dating ff14 discord? Never do this in forums.

    • @valcristgallant
      @valcristgallant 6 месяцев назад

      Lovebringers lol yall should check out Pathra, too.

  • @Zalibidas
    @Zalibidas 6 месяцев назад +1

    i used ff14 to dump an existing woman i was dating a bit back by getting a friends friend to hit on her in game. she sounded so guilty when she told me about it... but ya know, i took it pretty well. we all lived close though. about the only "dating" aspect ive done in any online game. i think he liked her... i absolutely did not and didnt want to hurt her feelings/destroy her confidence. looking back it was probably a mean thing to do. dont think those two lasted long though...

  • @AliguraAethernum
    @AliguraAethernum 6 месяцев назад +4

    Did the post get deleted? Or is my phone just being itself again?
    I wouldnt be surprised with either xD

    • @Kairiheartz
      @Kairiheartz 6 месяцев назад +2

      It got deleted

    • @Wastingsometimehere
      @Wastingsometimehere 6 месяцев назад +2

      He actually deleted it after this video dropped and people made comments.

  • @jetstream9362
    @jetstream9362 6 месяцев назад +14

    This seemed too cringe to be real, until you find out that he deleted the posts now that Xeems displayed them on both his stream and RUclips.
    Actually crazy behavior

    • @FTW1230
      @FTW1230 6 месяцев назад +1

      I went to check it when I got in today cause I saw it on the shit post Reddit and hoped the link was broken but he really did delete it 😂
      Tbf if I made a post this cringy only to be discovered years later, I would too tbh

  • @Okita78
    @Okita78 6 месяцев назад +2

    Ms.White and Right took me out

  • @mikec.9379
    @mikec.9379 6 месяцев назад +3

    Babe,wake up. New xeno react

  • @virginianoone9395
    @virginianoone9395 4 месяца назад

    This was an incredibly wild ride. I was gripped the entire time. Outstanding.

  • @dameonlarouge4044
    @dameonlarouge4044 4 месяца назад +1

    As a Midlander Hyur, I’m already sprinting away screaming and I’m not even close to his type-the cringe is that strong XD

  • @spthetoker
    @spthetoker 6 месяцев назад +1

    all of us on leviathan "ah shit, hes on my server"

  • @SyFa666
    @SyFa666 15 дней назад

    It sounds like every piece of advice from this forum if he'd taken ANY advice, he'd be way better today, and we'd be in a different timeline.

  • @merlana3479
    @merlana3479 6 месяцев назад +2

    Yea no thanks. I play video games to escape reality I am not interested in getting into a relationship with someone who writes stuff like this on a game forum.

  • @TaliZVasTyria
    @TaliZVasTyria 3 месяца назад

    damn i wanna read the forum post myself but looks like it's gone? maybe got deleted when he was banned?

  • @The_Summoning
    @The_Summoning 5 месяцев назад

    I remember on exodus there was an aura always promoting wanting an aura girlfriend in party finder. Wonder if he ever found someone lol.

  • @liquidefreet
    @liquidefreet 6 месяцев назад +3

    I'm gonna need a ton of flex tape after that, I took a lot of dammage lmao.

  • @loganspeller5194
    @loganspeller5194 6 месяцев назад

    I'm not sure how many people know about this, but Howard Moon is the same name as the guy that got kidnapped by Old Greg on The Mighty Boosh.

  • @StardustMirage000
    @StardustMirage000 6 месяцев назад

    8:21 - "This guy hasn't aged mentally for 10 years"
    Try 20

  • @kieragreywolf546
    @kieragreywolf546 5 месяцев назад

    The fact that he requests the girl not be too nice looking means he wants a woman who feels that they are ugly which indicates that she has poor self esteem. Frequently if someone is specifically seeking a partner with poor self esteem it's because they want to gaslight and control that person by weaponizing their partner's poor self esteem. And now knowing the stories of what he's done to women, particularly Katie, this is a horrifying 'foreshadow' to what he does eventually do. Especially his whole "if you try to leave me I may act in an undesireable way".

  • @CogniVision
    @CogniVision 3 месяца назад

    I would have thought this was a trollpost from the list of "pros" alone being so dumb... until the comments told me there's more lore behind this person and their terrible behavior.

  • @Corrderio
    @Corrderio 6 месяцев назад

    I couldn't even make it a minute in before wanting to finish off the bottle of bourbon I have on my desk.

  • @danferrusquia2819
    @danferrusquia2819 6 месяцев назад

    As a black gamer, this 100% sounds like someone I could’ve gone to high school with. Fully believe this is real

  • @DecayedPony
    @DecayedPony 6 месяцев назад

    This ultimate level of ffxiv drama keeps delivering and god damn we're eating it up.

  • @teraflares
    @teraflares 6 месяцев назад

    looked at the forum post and its one of those days where i wish i couldn't read