Nerissa's Sisters Drop the REAL Reason They're Better at Mario Kart Than Her... and It BROKE Chat!

Поделиться
HTML-код
  • Опубликовано: 24 янв 2025

Комментарии • 97

  • @ivanbluecool
    @ivanbluecool 2 месяца назад +1076

    Nerissa single energy vs sister marriage buff.

  • @alvintollah
    @alvintollah 2 месяца назад +1066

    It's as the marriage oath dictates "Through sickness and health, through 125cc and 150cc, I do." 😂

  • @kaitokatsuki6862
    @kaitokatsuki6862 2 месяца назад +752

    Malpha also has the five children buff to beat Nerissa over the head with

    • @thomasproctor2645
      @thomasproctor2645 2 месяца назад +39

      Funny When Malpha Went On To Play The Worst Most Of The Stream I Joked Malpha Got A -1 Debuff In Luck In The Game For Each Child To Balance The Good Luck On Having The Children.

    • @disrpt
      @disrpt Месяц назад +13

      Even Nerissa's auntie status is no match against her

    • @rakhaanantabaskoro4461
      @rakhaanantabaskoro4461 Месяц назад +9

      Compared to taking care of 5 children, Mario kart is a cinch.

    • @scarletrose8766
      @scarletrose8766 Месяц назад

      in malphas own words her husband would "cream her" in mario kart so she has the advantage of already played with someone more better at the game than her.

  • @regardthenight
    @regardthenight 2 месяца назад +348

    Classic sibling "That's what you sound like"

  • @biiyen8458
    @biiyen8458 Месяц назад +284

    0:58 caught me off-guard lmao

  • @Moogidachi
    @Moogidachi 2 месяца назад +242

    0:57 i'm dying lmfaooo

  • @BlueLoveYT
    @BlueLoveYT 2 месяца назад +284

    We’ll bully Nerissa in Mario Kart til she’s a God gamer

    • @Kallenkaza
      @Kallenkaza 2 месяца назад +7

      Agreed

    • @TwoFoxPlays
      @TwoFoxPlays 2 месяца назад +17

      Ahh yes...the asian way to mold someone to be better at something 😂😂😂

    • @SuperYankur
      @SuperYankur 2 месяца назад +13

      Asian way is better and faster

    • @EndoftheBeginning17
      @EndoftheBeginning17 Месяц назад +4

      This requires 2 strategies
      1. Top notch players in the game itself, and then chat has to be a total peanut gal.... oh wait that would happen anyways. Maybe get Suisei to make a few comments in English to REALLY rub salt in the wound. - Even comments like "You can do it" would be soooo nerve wracking.

  • @jaycepentad9535
    @jaycepentad9535 Месяц назад +73

    "We have husbands!" "So I need to play against the Jailbirds?" You heard it here, boys, we're her husbands.

    • @spk1121
      @spk1121 Месяц назад +1

      W00t! 🎉

    • @ElfireII
      @ElfireII Месяц назад +7

      The super nenechi buff.

    • @nnsh8562
      @nnsh8562 Месяц назад +2

      Loud and clear boss

    • @Conetall420
      @Conetall420 Месяц назад +2

      Finally i can show my face again at my family gathering.

    • @TrailPhanzer
      @TrailPhanzer Месяц назад

      damn she got 792k husband

  • @K42U
    @K42U Месяц назад +111

    I mean, Malpha and Aradia aren't wrong. That's why contestants in Hololive MarioKart Tourney (especially the first timers) have training arcs with their chat before the final day. XD

  • @tahzib1451
    @tahzib1451 Месяц назад +111

    family streams are bacc

    • @EndoftheBeginning17
      @EndoftheBeginning17 Месяц назад +6

      It's a one year anniversary for them is it not??? And she promised them Mario Kart last time and they played Mario Party instead.

    • @RexZShadow
      @RexZShadow Месяц назад +6

      ​@@EndoftheBeginning17proabaly? I mean holidays coming up so likely this is time of year they all meet up naturally.

  • @abrahamwijaya6631
    @abrahamwijaya6631 Месяц назад +6

    0:21 if we take this part out of Mario kart context. It's actually sound sus😂

  • @I_love_bread_and_Hungry_Jacks
    @I_love_bread_and_Hungry_Jacks 2 месяца назад +23

    Superman: It ends tonight batman
    Batman: * growls & grumbles in deep voice, uses echolocation * 0:04 (slow it to 0.25 speed to feel the full echolocation experience)

    • @Anvica
      @Anvica Месяц назад

      Kal El, no!

  • @ThatGuyWhoComments1
    @ThatGuyWhoComments1 Месяц назад +10

    You have thousands of jailbirds that will volunteer Nerissa.

  • @isiahzar7668
    @isiahzar7668 2 месяца назад +12

    0:37 Whoo leave Donkey Kong be, he would try to make his move on you, Nerissa but he is in another jungle island.

  • @Demonboy007
    @Demonboy007 Месяц назад +4

    0:27
    Ask Pekora and the Nousagi if you want solid confirmation.

  • @NeuronActivation
    @NeuronActivation 2 месяца назад +177

    Nerissa: "I hate this game"
    Malpha: "You need a husband"
    Ollie: "I volunteer as the husband"

    • @tysonvienneau1830
      @tysonvienneau1830 2 месяца назад +22

      Olie, you already married Nerissa. Get in line with Kiara and Reine

    • @scrycrvrltryn6726
      @scrycrvrltryn6726 2 месяца назад

      ​@@tysonvienneau1830 And ERB

    • @Irn0x
      @Irn0x Месяц назад +2

      @@tysonvienneau1830 don't forget ERB

    • @camil3545
      @camil3545 Месяц назад +4

      ​@@Irn0x dang, Shiori's girlfriend has so many wives.

    • @goldengriffiny3694
      @goldengriffiny3694 Месяц назад

      It’s Katniss Everdies

  • @Birb_brain
    @Birb_brain 2 месяца назад +69

    Rissa training arc until she takes first place in the next tsuyo cup ❤😂

  • @taylorlinyard3533
    @taylorlinyard3533 Месяц назад +3

    Canonically the Jailbirds just got proposed to. Mario Kart is a wonderful franchise.

  • @FireLight_Zero
    @FireLight_Zero Месяц назад +5

    Maybe a co-op game like Shredder's Revenge or the upcoming Rita's Rewind would be more their speed.

  • @sanchikotjendrakasih9138
    @sanchikotjendrakasih9138 Месяц назад +5

    In FGO theory: they are rider so they have riding skill.

  • @fiyahquacker2835
    @fiyahquacker2835 Месяц назад +1

    "The one person i can't beat" depends in what way.

  • @xXasiahkiinXx123
    @xXasiahkiinXx123 Месяц назад

    Love the ravencroft family colabs I vibe with the sibling energy so much

  • @movespammerguyteam7colors
    @movespammerguyteam7colors Месяц назад

    That is the funniest explanation I’ve heard in a long time. My sister blames me for her wild levels of aggression in Mario Kart because I’m almost always in first. I have even used the standard parts and still dominate the races. I even sometimes sing “Go Speed Racer Go!” when I’m extremely far ahead.

  • @NintendoFan6482
    @NintendoFan6482 2 месяца назад +57

    THEY DID HER SO DIRTY, WTF. 😭😂
    Poor Rissa, lmao. Hopefully someday she'll find the perfect partner so that she too can be happily married, and also so that she can get better at Mario Kart.

    • @Ragnell123
      @Ragnell123 2 месяца назад +12

      Mostly the second part

    • @mars99
      @mars99 2 месяца назад +6

      I volunteer as tribute

    • @SantanaMoss15
      @SantanaMoss15 2 месяца назад +11

      @@mars99”Your feelings for her…are not real.”

    • @andrewjones6583
      @andrewjones6583 2 месяца назад +2

      @@mars99I also volunteer as tribute

    • @Kamui916
      @Kamui916 Месяц назад

      ​@@SantanaMoss15But if the feelings are not real. How do you know it's fake? 🤔

  • @rdtripler5604
    @rdtripler5604 Месяц назад +2

    I say to Nerissa, Take a page out of Nene's book and out-husband both sisters by many magnitudes....

  • @Cathuulord
    @Cathuulord 2 месяца назад +35

    This is an open invitation to Nerissa for my hand in marriage, I do, please reply yes

  • @ivanbluecool
    @ivanbluecool 2 месяца назад +33

    So we only need husbands to be better at gaming?

    • @vkarvanzer4243
      @vkarvanzer4243 2 месяца назад

      One that will creamed your ass on every race, as Malpha said long ago

    • @LittleGoblinBastard
      @LittleGoblinBastard 2 месяца назад

      It's a scientific fact that wives will make it their life goal to defeat their partner at Mario Kart

    • @oscarnemo8084
      @oscarnemo8084 2 месяца назад +23

      Nene gonna win the holo new years cup.

  • @evrest9166
    @evrest9166 Месяц назад

    Should have pull the i got my friend with bond thicker than blood 😂

  • @damien9683
    @damien9683 Месяц назад

    Those two know how to handle "stick shift"

  • @kaiserknuckle9261
    @kaiserknuckle9261 Месяц назад

    Damn we need to train her

  • @Menuki
    @Menuki Месяц назад

    Holo Advent turned into the sibling generation

  • @vdinh143
    @vdinh143 Месяц назад

    It's cute that she considers the jailbirds her husbands

  • @ModifiedBlue
    @ModifiedBlue Месяц назад

    Pure gamer husbands

  • @sapphireeagle4372
    @sapphireeagle4372 Месяц назад +1

    So what I’m hearing is that we gotta marry Nerissa so that we can -bully- help her improve in Mario Kart
    It’s a win win situation

  • @romancapulus5577
    @romancapulus5577 Месяц назад

    “Because we have husbands who are really good.”
    As the only sibling who isn’t tied down
    That’s piercing damage 😭

  • @Noscopenoproblem
    @Noscopenoproblem Месяц назад

    This means we know where Nene ranks in Mario Kart

  • @lanthelancer
    @lanthelancer Месяц назад +1

    I love the Ravencroft sisters.

  • @pyromax6742
    @pyromax6742 2 месяца назад +7

    They're experienced in "riding"

  • @mikkostarr6803
    @mikkostarr6803 Месяц назад +1

    Nerissa the husbandless

  • @joddelrealingo7737
    @joddelrealingo7737 Месяц назад +35

    Of course, they have a lot of practice riding with their husbands.

  • @esense9602
    @esense9602 Месяц назад

    Pros is they're good at holding gear level

  • @lerneanlion
    @lerneanlion Месяц назад +5

    So... how can Princess Nerissa find a boyfriend to help her out?

  • @Alisa-dz7oz
    @Alisa-dz7oz Месяц назад

    TBF, if I wasn't asex-aroe, kicking my butt in video games would be a requirement for marrying me. Rissa's sisters know how to pick 'em.

  • @Rafalga84
    @Rafalga84 Месяц назад +5

    I like how she effortlessly deflected the "we have husbands" lol. Instead of "should i also get a husband" which is the natural follow up but will upset the autists in chat, she directed it to chat itself.

    • @onyemaifeanyi
      @onyemaifeanyi Месяц назад +1

      Smart but a double edged sword.

    • @Rafalga84
      @Rafalga84 Месяц назад +3

      @@onyemaifeanyi Yeah long term you are just cornering yourself and one mistake or careless mention will cause a melt down.

  • @aRBy125
    @aRBy125 Месяц назад

    Iron sharpens iron! Just look at Towa in SF6 playing Tachikawa all the time. You get better playing people better than you!

  • @brandonechegaray3874
    @brandonechegaray3874 Месяц назад

    So Nerissa needs to get married to improve her power. ALRIGHT BOYS TIME TO BE HUSBANDS

  • @pikac4581
    @pikac4581 Месяц назад

    Put some respect on donkey Kongs name

  • @ultimaq8730
    @ultimaq8730 Месяц назад

    Their husbands taught them how to ride better
    …I’m sorry I’ll see myself out…

  • @dankofdaday
    @dankofdaday 2 месяца назад

    Ill marry u bb

  • @dr.bright6272
    @dr.bright6272 Месяц назад

    But are they single?

  • @thomasproctor2645
    @thomasproctor2645 2 месяца назад +3

    Malpha Was Doing So Well 1st Track Just To Get last Lap Disaster Cursed & Then Went On To Play The Worst Most Of The Time Sadly.