gotta love that someone clearly went out of their way to make an anomaly entirely based around the colloquialism of "you don't want to know how the sausage is made"
A surprisingly common scp theme is taking an expression or turn of phrase to the monstrous & horrifically literal. But usually they spell it out with the title.
Just put two and two together to realize the Sinclair Procedure refers to Upton Sinclair, who wrote The Jungle. It's all about malpractice in the meatpacking industry in the early 20th century.
To be fair, the meat packing stuff was a side thing that he focused on. The major focus of the writing was of the lie of the American dream, and calls for workers organizing in socialist unions. Upton Sinclair himself was a socialist, and had hoped the book would inspire revolt and organization of workers. Sadly when rich people and average people saw it, instead of picking up on the huge socialist messages they hyperfixated on “eww, food packing gross”. Not to say it wasn’t, but the conditions themselves showed the danger these bosses and factory owners forced people to work in for literal starvation wages.
I don't know what bothers me more, the fact that they feed this rotten carcasses intestines to people regularly in the form of reconstituted hot dogs/ sausages, or that this will in no way deter me from eating hotdogs or sausages at any point in the foreseeable future.
@@nadapenny8592 while you make a good point it is still anomelous giant bipedal pig guts that squirm and try to kill you... so i dont think its just gonna stay safe to eat forever...
"The meat would be shoveled into carts, and the man who did the shoveling would not trouble to lift out a rat even when he saw one-there were things that went into the sausage in comparison with which a poisoned rat was a tidbit. There was no place for the men to wash their hands before they ate their dinner, and so they made a practice of washing them in the water that was to be ladled into the sausage. There were the butt-ends of smoked meat, and the scraps of corned beef, and all the odds and ends of the waste of the plants, that would be dumped into old barrels in the cellar and left there. Under the system of rigid economy which the packers enforced, there were some jobs that it only paid to do once in a long time, and among these was the cleaning out of the waste barrels. Every spring they did it; and in the barrels would be dirt and rust and old nails and stale water-and cartload after cartload of it would be taken up and dumped into the hoppers with fresh meat, and sent out to the public’s breakfast." -The Jungle, by Upton Sinclair
I’ve read a lot of books but The Jungle just hits different, even more than I Have No Mouth or Slaughterhouse Five. There’s just something so cripplingly depressing in how real it is, over a hundred years later, that makes you want to take a shower and never eat meat again. Best way to read it is with a fistful of Prozac on hand.
You’re not wrong tbh. Check out the documentary ‘Dominion.’ It’s free on RUclips, and it’s only from 2018… We like to think standards have gotten better and food is “ethically” sourced. But shits stayed the same. Don’t watch if you’ve got a weak stomach. I’ve seen some shit, but it’s just horrific what we as a species do.
@@Forbiddensirenz I don't decide thoes things, the world is run by fewer people than people think. So don't pull the "We as a species" crap, "We" dont control shit, the 1000ish kleptocratic elites do m8.
@@romanboi3115 The fact that we actually let the few control the masses IS our fault. We for whatever reason let it get to this point, and if we continue to let it be this way, so yes, it’s our fault. It doesn’t have to be this way, but the masses choose to let it be this way. So yes, we as a species are responsible for this crap.
They could have easily just found acids similar enough to stomach acids and used those the get rid of the intestines, but nope, they literally chose the cheap option.
@@jwalster9412 Quote from another commenter that I agree with: "That depends on how the anomalis elements work. To me this seems ritualistic in nature, it's not about dissolving it in acid, it's about eating it" That and it wouldn't be as interesting. It's based on "The Jungle", by Upton Sinclair.
@@normified Though it reacted to the stomach acid without the ritual of being eaten, it's how they discovered the procedure Though the ritual could still be that it needs to be specifically stomach acid (even if outside the stomach) and anything synthetized wouldn't work
"The spasmodically squirming, braying, and snorting half-corpses were heaped each upon the other, until at last I was rid of them. The warrens had become a landfill of snout and hoof, gristle and bone - a mountainous, twitching mass of misshapen flesh, fusing itself together in the darkness."
The great thing I had managed to bring through was brutish and stupid. Moreover, it required prodigious amounts of meat to sustain itself. But this was only a trifling concern. After all, I had a village full of it.
This SCP reminds me a lot of Sæhrímnir, the boar of Norse mythology that is perpetually slaughtered and brought back to life to provide the gods with sustenance. Also, if this SPC puts you off pork products, how do you think actual sausage is made?
I'm really amused by the fact that they put the sausages in "fake casing" like where could they possibly be sourcing that from other than actual normal pigs/sheep?
I mean, this has a very real danger of causing the end of the world if not eaten. If the guts are taken care of they are just going to keep growing and growing and growing until eventually it fills up the world
I really like this skip particularly because I've worked in the food safety department of the meat industry (beef, in my case). It's a rich depth of horror to plumb, I can tell you that much. Maybe as a fan work I'll try drawing up a realistic HACCP plan for the food-safe processing of immortal pork god intestine... the description given is vague, but is similar enough to some actual unit processing!
@@b4tman_and_Rob1n y'know what's crazy? I obviously haven't really thought about this scp in a couple years, and haven't engaged much with scp in general in that time, but a few weeks ago I returned to the wiki and have fallen down a rabbit hole reading through the collected works of a canon hub called "the trashfire" and thinking once again about how interesting it would be to apply real rules of recordkeeping and internal safety measures that I've learned while working in R&D, when lo-and-behold I stumble bass-ackward into 4495's page, _because it's part of the trashfire canon_ due to the author tying in the scarlet king & his descendants, just days after you reminded me that I'd seen the work before. Time is a spiral, and it just keeps coming back around!
"Huh. They keep referencing this Sinclair procedure as a means of disposing of something that's really really hard to dispose of. I wonder what they'r.....OH LORDIE NO!"
"610 Sinclair" 610 sounds like "Upton". Upton Sinclair wrote a book in the early 1900s about the meat packing industry and how disgusting and dirty it was - the book led to the founding of the FDA. Top tier reference.
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I'm wondering if it is necessary for SCP 4495-1 instances to be mostly disposed of using procedure 610-Sinclair, or if a better method exists. It shouldn't be too hard for the Foundation to use a giant acid vat to mostly "digest" SCP 4495-1 paste, refeeding the rest to it again and again until nothing is left.
They could probably destroy it but : 1) The SCP fundation is not the GOC, they secure, contain, protect - they dont destroy an anomaly unless it's too dangerous and/or impossible to hide it from the public 2) Its free meat !
@@chemistryofquestionablequa6252 well it seemed no other chemical substance worked during testing. It only anonymously dissolved when vomited on/digested by a human?
To think we wouldn’t have this wonderful metaphor for modern food safety if Junior Researcher Johnson hadn’t eaten the cafeteria’s Mac and Cheese that day
Sometimes, after all the mind bending, time distorting, narrative manipulating craziness of some of SCPs, it's nice to have something that's just straight up horrible. A pallet cleanser.
I find the story incredibly interesting otherwise and love the references to the meat packing industries but the one problem I have is that it is classified as keter. Like a keter class object is supposed to be exceedingly difficult to contain reliably, and although a bit gross it seems to me the method they have is pretty reliable, so I think a Euclid classification would be better.
The containment classifications safe, Euclid, and keter don’t refer to level of difficulty to contain per se, rather it refers to what the anomaly would do when contained. I think it went something like “if anomaly is placed in a box and is left to its own devices, a safe anomaly would remain in the box, a keter anomaly would actively try to free itself, and Euclid means the foundation is unsure of what it would do if left alone.” In this case I think keter would be fitting since the little pig intestine snakes probably wouldn’t stay put. But you may be right and the classification may be for level of containment difficulty but this is what I heard a few years ago so it may be outdated.
@@wateredpizza327 I mean, wouldn't it be possible to just encase the whole thing in reinforced concrete and forget about it? SCP-4495-1 would take as much place as it can, animate itself.... and stop being created as a result of there being no space left.
@@francoisdumont8291 I don’t think it will stop, personally. Just a theory of course. But the vibes i get is this thing makes matter. And it *keeps* making matter. I think the volume would grow to be so massive that the containment would actually break. This, as far as I can infer, is why Sinclair is in place. They have found a way to get rid of matter, and that seems to be via consumption and digestion.
@@wateredpizza327 They literally do refer to difficulty ot containment. Keter is a containment class. There are also disturbance and danger classes. The box analogy is a concept to roughly get how the containment classes work.
It is difficult as it consistently and seemingly inifintly generates matter. Like they stated, had 610-Sinclair not been developed, it would cause an NK Grey Goo scenario.
4:06 - I was a little surprised to hear the full date & names uncensored; I guess I'm so used to older SCPs throwing "[REDACTED]" at any 5-Ws information that I'm caught off guard when an SCP doesn't (ab)use it.
honestly i could just like the video and try and support you off the model work alone, its so insanely good. Always keep up the good work man, youre really making some top tier stuff
Mixing ground pork with ground beef makes the best meatballs. I only ever used just beef for like 40 years and then last year found a recipe for Koran glazed meatballs that called for a half pork/half beef mix. Best texture. The BJ's here (I guess like Costco or Sam's everywhere else) sells a mixture that is 1/3 each of ground beef, pork and veal and it's excellent.
Would hate to be an actual researcher at the Foundation listening to this one... My entire notes clipboard would just have "DO NOT EAT THE PORK" scrawled across it, and nothing else. Edit: But also like... DO eat the pork? So we don't all die...? Eugh....
This article is literally the definition of capitalism. Instead of a reasonable, ok solution to getting rid of pig intestines, they just feed it to there staff.
To be Fair It seems to not have much of a side effect. Hell, its disgusting, and i hate to Say this, but It might very well be considered more ethical than eating normal pork since you are saving the world at large by eating this stuff.
@@jwalster9412 from an in-world perspective you are very much right, but with a meta point of view, unless the author intends to make a continuation, wich i doubt since this seems like a critique and subtle jab of the meat industry, i think If there were more to It It would have been added in.
"SCP 4495-1 is cleansed of grime through a *food-safe* cleaning mechanism" _They're gonna feed it to people, aren't they?_ Ok, they feed it to people, again...
We find it disgusting yet this is one of those SCP's that could help solve a lot of problems if they don't change behavior suddenly. An endless supply of food with good nutritional value that tastes like a very popular meat product sounds like a great thing to discover, and it doesnt sound too different compared to regular hotdogs.
Considering how Millar stated outright this is all to prevent a grey goo scenario of angry "intestines" attacking everything, I have to wonder just what "novel" reactions occurred when that poor D-Class (who apparently was allergic to tripe and/or pork) vomited on some of this stuff.
@@sarajohnson6855 no, they demanifest all anomalous properties promptly after being consumed and another will appear in the place where the previous cake was before consumption.
Having worked in several meat-packing plants, this is pretty accurate except that the casings would also be SCP-4495. Use everything but the squeal. On that note, Dr. Bright is no longer allowed to threaten D-class personnel with the knowledge of what the hotdogs are made of.
“Be sure to grab your amnestics on the way out of the lecture hall! The Site-wide BBQ is starting in an hour, and there’s plenty of bratwurst to eat! 😋”
The writer has designed a scenario where meat eaters in the Foundation are the only ones standing between normalcy and an NK-class world-ending goo apocalypse... ...which is endlessly hilarious
I love the SCPs that explain why the Foundation has basically limitless food. Endless cake, Endless pasta, Endless potatoes, Endless beef, Endless borscht, Endless water, Endless pizza Endless pork, Am I missing anything? It feels like some of these SCPs should be donated or at least donated in part to the Manna Charitable Foundation
Wait, no records of testing with D-class? Why is everything automated? Do those pig intestines force themselves down people's throats if not dealt with properly? We need to know!
The description states that the intestines are sentient, are extremely aggressive around animal life and can regenerate from damage over time hence the automation. Given enough time they could overwhelm the planet since it seems only cooking and eating them stops them.
I'm glad SCPs can still blindside me. And not just in an "oh no, another way the human race is about to be administered a fate worse than normal extinction!" sort of way.
So basically it’s a weird pig monster with its stomach out that makes non living pig intestines that would normally kill thing but if treated properly and sealed correctly it makes as a healthier form of pork. The name is based off a book called the Jungle and the horror of meat packaging
Just gonna say to the people talking about Upton Sinclair: The Jungle’s intended purpose was not meat packing reform. It was labor organizing and socialism. He was a socialist, and the major message he had in the book was in the end the main character joins a socialist party/union. It’s a bit of a shame that the original message was lost as when you think of how terrible the packaging was from a consumer standpoint, think about how it was for the workers who lost their fingers and hands to dangerous machines, had their hands pickle from the acids used in preservation, and how many lost their lives for the profit of a few capitalists who owned the factories. We shouldn’t forget that the road to progress and positive change in regards to this was written by a socialist who wanted to actually help people get out of this system, not just reform it for the consumers
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"There's this new anomaly we just caught. It's a rotting schroodingic pig statue that perpetually ejects sentient rotten meat out of its stomach." "YO WHAT IF WE ATE IT"
Man I love how far the visuals have come and just everything about these vids. I been a day one fan when the video were only about 10 minutes long im a huge fan and love all your work. You definitely deserve the 1️⃣,0️⃣0️⃣0️⃣,0️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ volgun 😃🤟🏼👌🏼
One note about 'lower cholesterol and saturated fats', cholesterol is the chemical used by the body to transport fat in the blood as it is non polar and doesn't dilute in water(blood). Saturated fats require more cholesterol for transport, while unsaturated ones have one or more 'open' bonds, to put it simply, and requires less.
This is why I love the SCP Wiki. I'd never think this up in a million years, would you? A decaying organism made to look like a pig on a throne, constantly spewing out intestines (or an analogue to them at least) that's capable of ending the world?
@@francislelievre5172 Yeah, no. There's obvious inspiration taken from Sinclair's _the jungle_ (it's even heavily referenced), but it had nothing like this. AMFP had pigs and the world ending thing, but neither involved a dormant living pig throne thing in a single organism with snake-like intestines that regenerate indefinitely and would eventually cover and consume the entire world.
My first attempts at summoning were crude, and the results disappointing. I soon found, however, that the type and condition of the host's meat was a critical factor. The best results came from pigs, whose flesh is most like that of man. The great thing I had managed to bring through was brutish and stupid. Moreover, it required prodigious amounts of meat to sustain itself. But this was only a trifling concern. After all, I had a village full of it.
I feel like the Foundation has some infinitely-hungry beasie or tamed black hole or something like that that would be a better disposal method than this.
Can't even trust the cafeteria when you work at the foundation! I don't think I'm going to be able to eat a hot dog, or sausage for a good long while..🤢
I imagine that the foundation has many anomalous ways to save on food costs. There's just an indefinite bread loaf or something in there kitchen, mabye two or three other anomalies similar to this one, and a really *really* big (probably indefinite) fridge.
@@jwalster9412 I know they exist like Big Charlie with his forever supply of beef, and the alternate dimension Ronald McDonald that vomits McDonald's food even if it's made of human tissue...But it's just not sentient intestines from a bloated corpse of a pig that's also a chair...And the fact that it can just become alive again if not eaten is the worst part! They could at least use it to feed other anomalies and not people, there are tons that need a lot of meat.
gotta love that someone clearly went out of their way to make an anomaly entirely based around the colloquialism of "you don't want to know how the sausage is made"
A surprisingly common scp theme is taking an expression or turn of phrase to the monstrous & horrifically literal. But usually they spell it out with the title.
Was eating a pork sausage while watching this scp. oh wew
Yeah im only 2 minutes in right now and im already guessing the foundation makes the cafeteria sloppy joes out of it
I just saw this in my recommended and clicked I am scarred
@@MeGrimlock55 heheheheheh. 4666 my friend
Just put two and two together to realize the Sinclair Procedure refers to Upton Sinclair, who wrote The Jungle. It's all about malpractice in the meatpacking industry in the early 20th century.
To be fair, the meat packing stuff was a side thing that he focused on. The major focus of the writing was of the lie of the American dream, and calls for workers organizing in socialist unions. Upton Sinclair himself was a socialist, and had hoped the book would inspire revolt and organization of workers. Sadly when rich people and average people saw it, instead of picking up on the huge socialist messages they hyperfixated on “eww, food packing gross”.
Not to say it wasn’t, but the conditions themselves showed the danger these bosses and factory owners forced people to work in for literal starvation wages.
Well as a very smart doctor once said: malpractice makes malperfect!
Oh yeah! The birth of "yellow journalism"!
@@FriezaSucks yellow journalism has existed as long as journalism has.
Oh my god you're right. Holy shit... Gods I feel even sicker now jeezus...
I don't know what bothers me more, the fact that they feed this rotten carcasses intestines to people regularly in the form of reconstituted hot dogs/ sausages, or that this will in no way deter me from eating hotdogs or sausages at any point in the foreseeable future.
Technically, whatever this stuff is, it appears to be healthy.
@@TheGuardDuck
Just don’t mention where it comes from
Sometimes ignorance really is better ain’t it?
It’s all meat, it’s all edible
If it doesn’t kill you, it tastes good, and it’s better for you than the average hot dog, who cares?
I mean shits not really different from how we make normal hotdogs
The containment procedures with the pig grinders are very similar to what some of you monsters build in minecraft.
As a Minecraft player myself, I resent these heinous remarks.
Not that much different from rendering plants tbh
@@nadapenny8592 while you make a good point it is still anomelous giant bipedal pig guts that squirm and try to kill you... so i dont think its just gonna stay safe to eat forever...
Exp is Exp. I need it for sharpness V
And I’d do it again, just to hear them scream
"The meat would be shoveled into carts, and the man who did the shoveling would not trouble to lift out a rat even when he saw one-there were things that went into the sausage in comparison with which a poisoned rat was a tidbit. There was no place for the men to wash their hands before they ate their dinner, and so they made a practice of washing them in the water that was to be ladled into the sausage. There were the butt-ends of smoked meat, and the scraps of corned beef, and all the odds and ends of the waste of the plants, that would be dumped into old barrels in the cellar and left there. Under the system of rigid economy which the packers enforced, there were some jobs that it only paid to do once in a long time, and among these was the cleaning out of the waste barrels. Every spring they did it; and in the barrels would be dirt and rust and old nails and stale water-and cartload after cartload of it would be taken up and dumped into the hoppers with fresh meat, and sent out to the public’s breakfast."
-The Jungle, by Upton Sinclair
I’ve read a lot of books but The Jungle just hits different, even more than I Have No Mouth or Slaughterhouse Five. There’s just something so cripplingly depressing in how real it is, over a hundred years later, that makes you want to take a shower and never eat meat again. Best way to read it is with a fistful of Prozac on hand.
Oh well we're still alive 😂
What they don't know won't hurt them 😜
Thanks! I absolutely hate it
Whelp... I'm a vegetarian now 😐
Turns out the real Keter SCP is the meatpacking industry
You’re not wrong tbh. Check out the documentary ‘Dominion.’ It’s free on RUclips, and it’s only from 2018… We like to think standards have gotten better and food is “ethically” sourced. But shits stayed the same. Don’t watch if you’ve got a weak stomach. I’ve seen some shit, but it’s just horrific what we as a species do.
@@Forbiddensirenz I don't decide thoes things, the world is run by fewer people than people think. So don't pull the "We as a species" crap, "We" dont control shit, the 1000ish kleptocratic elites do m8.
The real Keter SCP is the friends we made all along
@@romanboi3115 The fact that we actually let the few control the masses IS our fault. We for whatever reason let it get to this point, and if we continue to let it be this way, so yes, it’s our fault. It doesn’t have to be this way, but the masses choose to let it be this way. So yes, we as a species are responsible for this crap.
Glad I'm vegetarian
the scp foundation really taking one for the team with this one...
They could have easily just found acids similar enough to stomach acids and used those the get rid of the intestines, but nope, they literally chose the cheap option.
@@jwalster9412 Quote from another commenter that I agree with: "That depends on how the anomalis elements work. To me this seems ritualistic in nature, it's not about dissolving it in acid, it's about eating it"
That and it wouldn't be as interesting. It's based on "The Jungle", by Upton Sinclair.
@@normified
Though it reacted to the stomach acid without the ritual of being eaten, it's how they discovered the procedure
Though the ritual could still be that it needs to be specifically stomach acid (even if outside the stomach) and anything synthetized wouldn't work
Could just market it as SuperBacon™ and make some profit.
Cool pfp
"A nameless abomination, a testament to my failures. It must be destroyed!"
"... Papa?"
"The spasmodically squirming, braying, and snorting half-corpses were heaped each upon the other, until at last I was rid of them. The warrens had become a landfill of snout and hoof, gristle and bone - a mountainous, twitching mass of misshapen flesh, fusing itself together in the darkness."
The great thing I had managed to bring through was brutish and stupid. Moreover, it required prodigious amounts of meat to sustain itself. But this was only a trifling concern. After all, I had a village full of it.
“Monstrous size has no intrinsic merit, unless inordinate exsanguination be considered a virtue.”
The darkest dungeon references💯
These models are amazing looking. great job Volgun. They always look great.
Seriously; like, dude, the lighting on the model looks fucking outstanding. It really gives the image a feeling of depth
They really are
Hold up, he does the models himself?
@@larrybarnhill6661 yep
Looks "great", as great as an abominable pig monster can look.🤮
But yeah, great detail!
This SCP reminds me a lot of Sæhrímnir, the boar of Norse mythology that is perpetually slaughtered and brought back to life to provide the gods with sustenance.
Also, if this SPC puts you off pork products, how do you think actual sausage is made?
Not with the animate intestines of a dead monster, I should hope
If this SPC put me off pork products, it’s only bc it put me ON to shark products!
The SPC? The Shark Punching Committee!
I'm really amused by the fact that they put the sausages in "fake casing" like where could they possibly be sourcing that from other than actual normal pigs/sheep?
@@erin3967 *The amnestics division would like to know your location*
I just wanna say, you pull off a thoroughly-convincing American accent! Well done
It really is very good!
What's his normal accent? Canadian?
@@Lobster_Lars Listen to the end credits, that’s him! He’s Irish, I believe 😁
@@Lobster_Lars He's from Northern Ireland.
That's mad I has no suspicion he wasn't american
My fav scps are hands down these ones that are creepy in nature, mysterious and are small ,rather then end of the world type stuff.
I mean, this has a very real danger of causing the end of the world if not eaten. If the guts are taken care of they are just going to keep growing and growing and growing until eventually it fills up the world
I really like this skip particularly because I've worked in the food safety department of the meat industry (beef, in my case). It's a rich depth of horror to plumb, I can tell you that much. Maybe as a fan work I'll try drawing up a realistic HACCP plan for the food-safe processing of immortal pork god intestine... the description given is vague, but is similar enough to some actual unit processing!
please do!
@@b4tman_and_Rob1n y'know what's crazy? I obviously haven't really thought about this scp in a couple years, and haven't engaged much with scp in general in that time, but a few weeks ago I returned to the wiki and have fallen down a rabbit hole reading through the collected works of a canon hub called "the trashfire" and thinking once again about how interesting it would be to apply real rules of recordkeeping and internal safety measures that I've learned while working in R&D, when lo-and-behold I stumble bass-ackward into 4495's page, _because it's part of the trashfire canon_ due to the author tying in the scarlet king & his descendants, just days after you reminded me that I'd seen the work before. Time is a spiral, and it just keeps coming back around!
I would like to request Class-A amnestics to unlearn how the sausage gets made
"Huh. They keep referencing this Sinclair procedure as a means of disposing of something that's really really hard to dispose of. I wonder what they'r.....OH LORDIE NO!"
They be could have just made an acid similar to stomach acid, and dissolve the intestines in that, but no. To consideration for the staff.
"610 Sinclair" 610 sounds like "Upton". Upton Sinclair wrote a book in the early 1900s about the meat packing industry and how disgusting and dirty it was - the book led to the founding of the FDA. Top tier reference.
@@danlorett2184wait, does the foundation have its own version of the FDA then?
@@jwalster9412 I assumed it was just put there as a clever reference by the writer
@@danlorett2184 probably, it hinky he whole document was a reference to there work.
yeah nah I think I'm gonna skip on the pork roll for lunch
awesome work as always!
I wouldnt expect to see you here Quills, but then again your content is almost revolved around this kind of content, I love to see a familiar face here, anyways thank you for reading and I love your works Quill ❤
-What is for lunch today Chef?
-The intestines spawned from the corpse of some pig man thing.
-Oh boy, my favourite!
“Object class: Keter.”
Me: “Dear god…”
“There’s more.”
“Noooooo”
There is always, more.
Excellent reference. Very funny. 👍
I HAVE DONE NOTHING BUT EAT PIG INTESTINES FOR THREE DAYS
@@alchetect9995 pork.
🍞
I'm wondering if it is necessary for SCP 4495-1 instances to be mostly disposed of using procedure 610-Sinclair, or if a better method exists. It shouldn't be too hard for the Foundation to use a giant acid vat to mostly "digest" SCP 4495-1 paste, refeeding the rest to it again and again until nothing is left.
That depends on how the anomoylis elements work. To me this seems ritualistic in nature, it's not about dissolving it in acid, it's about eating it
They could probably destroy it but :
1) The SCP fundation is not the GOC, they secure, contain, protect - they dont destroy an anomaly unless it's too dangerous and/or impossible to hide it from the public
2) Its free meat !
Sodium hydroxide works a lot better for destroying organic waste.
@@chemistryofquestionablequa6252 well it seemed no other chemical substance worked during testing. It only anonymously dissolved when vomited on/digested by a human?
@@conj6575 I love how many different ways people are finding to spell "anomalous".
To think we wouldn’t have this wonderful metaphor for modern food safety if Junior Researcher Johnson hadn’t eaten the cafeteria’s Mac and Cheese that day
Sometimes, after all the mind bending, time distorting, narrative manipulating craziness of some of SCPs, it's nice to have something that's just straight up horrible. A pallet cleanser.
I find the story incredibly interesting otherwise and love the references to the meat packing industries but the one problem I have is that it is classified as keter. Like a keter class object is supposed to be exceedingly difficult to contain reliably, and although a bit gross it seems to me the method they have is pretty reliable, so I think a Euclid classification would be better.
The containment classifications safe, Euclid, and keter don’t refer to level of difficulty to contain per se, rather it refers to what the anomaly would do when contained. I think it went something like “if anomaly is placed in a box and is left to its own devices, a safe anomaly would remain in the box, a keter anomaly would actively try to free itself, and Euclid means the foundation is unsure of what it would do if left alone.” In this case I think keter would be fitting since the little pig intestine snakes probably wouldn’t stay put. But you may be right and the classification may be for level of containment difficulty but this is what I heard a few years ago so it may be outdated.
@@wateredpizza327 I mean, wouldn't it be possible to just encase the whole thing in reinforced concrete and forget about it? SCP-4495-1 would take as much place as it can, animate itself.... and stop being created as a result of there being no space left.
@@francoisdumont8291 I don’t think it will stop, personally. Just a theory of course. But the vibes i get is this thing makes matter. And it *keeps* making matter. I think the volume would grow to be so massive that the containment would actually break. This, as far as I can infer, is why Sinclair is in place. They have found a way to get rid of matter, and that seems to be via consumption and digestion.
@@wateredpizza327 They literally do refer to difficulty ot containment. Keter is a containment class. There are also disturbance and danger classes. The box analogy is a concept to roughly get how the containment classes work.
It is difficult as it consistently and seemingly inifintly generates matter. Like they stated, had 610-Sinclair not been developed, it would cause an NK Grey Goo scenario.
The Foundation is seriously out here feeding staff and D-class pieces of a porcine SCP. Thanks, I hate it.
to be fair it isnt that different from real sausage links and such is made, only infinite.
4:06 - I was a little surprised to hear the full date & names uncensored; I guess I'm so used to older SCPs throwing "[REDACTED]" at any 5-Ws information that I'm caught off guard when an SCP doesn't (ab)use it.
honestly i could just like the video and try and support you off the model work alone, its so insanely good. Always keep up the good work man, youre really making some top tier stuff
Went to a surplus grocery store yesterday, couldn't find chicken or beef in the freezer. Lots of ground pork though 😬
Mixing ground pork with ground beef makes the best meatballs. I only ever used just beef for like 40 years and then last year found a recipe for Koran glazed meatballs that called for a half pork/half beef mix. Best texture. The BJ's here (I guess like Costco or Sam's everywhere else) sells a mixture that is 1/3 each of ground beef, pork and veal and it's excellent.
Would hate to be an actual researcher at the Foundation listening to this one...
My entire notes clipboard would just have "DO NOT EAT THE PORK" scrawled across it, and nothing else.
Edit: But also like... DO eat the pork? So we don't all die...? Eugh....
This article is literally the definition of capitalism. Instead of a reasonable, ok solution to getting rid of pig intestines, they just feed it to there staff.
I mean, it looks and sounds disgusting, but hey, it’s healthy and tasty
To be Fair It seems to not have much of a side effect. Hell, its disgusting, and i hate to Say this, but It might very well be considered more ethical than eating normal pork since you are saving the world at large by eating this stuff.
@@inserisciunnome yeah but what if it has long term affects, it seems very in tested.
@@jwalster9412 from an in-world perspective you are very much right, but with a meta point of view, unless the author intends to make a continuation, wich i doubt since this seems like a critique and subtle jab of the meat industry, i think If there were more to It It would have been added in.
This article was written by someone whose grandma made them eat chitterlings one Thanksgiving 20 years ago and they never got the hell over it.
When a senior officer tells you don't eat the lunchroom kielbasa, you don't question it.
"SCP 4495-1 is cleansed of grime through a *food-safe* cleaning mechanism"
_They're gonna feed it to people, aren't they?_
Ok, they feed it to people, again...
Ethan Ralph is an SCP now? Honestly can't I'm all that surprised, the gunt is definitely anomalous!
SCP-4495's a hollerin'!
5 star days!
The thought of people eating Ethan's gunt-meat is infinitely more revolting than the actual SCP.
SCP foundation? More like AYLAWGS and KAREN FARMS!
This is an overlap of communities that I could never have anticipated.
We find it disgusting yet this is one of those SCP's that could help solve a lot of problems if they don't change behavior suddenly. An endless supply of food with good nutritional value that tastes like a very popular meat product sounds like a great thing to discover, and it doesnt sound too different compared to regular hotdogs.
Considering how Millar stated outright this is all to prevent a grey goo scenario of angry "intestines" attacking everything, I have to wonder just what "novel" reactions occurred when that poor D-Class (who apparently was allergic to tripe and/or pork) vomited on some of this stuff.
It wasn't a D-Class, but a junior researcher. Presumably it started digesting and that's how they figured out eating it was a method of disposal.
It should have ended with "Please feel free to take a sandwich or pork pie on the way out", followed by everyone looking at the buffet table.
With Porky saying "That's all folks!".
Reminds me of that endless pastries scp where if they don't eat all the cakes within a certain time frame it starts reproducing endlessly.
My thoughts exactly
Wait, do the already eaten pastries reproduce 😭
@@sarajohnson6855 no, they demanifest all anomalous properties promptly after being consumed and another will appear in the place where the previous cake was before consumption.
Having worked in several meat-packing plants, this is pretty accurate except that the casings would also be SCP-4495. Use everything but the squeal.
On that note, Dr. Bright is no longer allowed to threaten D-class personnel with the knowledge of what the hotdogs are made of.
00:29 _Note_ - 00:51 *Special Containment Procedures*
02:31 *Description*
03:48 *Analysis* - 06:28 *Procedure 610-Sinclair* - 08:32
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00:00 Title screen
00:11 INTRODUCTION
00:29 Note
00:51 SPECIAL CONTAINMENT PROCEDURES
01:07 Cell: Top tier
01:49 Cell: Middle & bottom tiers
02:31 DESCRIPTION
02:58 SCP-4495-1
03:48 *DOCUMENT 4495-610*
03:58 ANALYSIS OF SCP-4495-1
05:10 Study
05:47 Testing
06:28 DETAILS OF PROCEDURE 610-SINCLAIR
07:31 Benefits
08:32 *COMMENTARY & OUTRO*
08:53 Credits & Special Thank You
10:13 End screen
"So are you vegan for health reasons or moral reasons?"
"Well see, I read this one SCP article..."
“Be sure to grab your amnestics on the way out of the lecture hall! The Site-wide BBQ is starting in an hour, and there’s plenty of bratwurst to eat! 😋”
Wooo! A release on my birthday! Thank you TheVolgun!
Bacon will never look the same again to me...
The writer has designed a scenario where meat eaters in the Foundation are the only ones standing between normalcy and an NK-class world-ending goo apocalypse...
...which is endlessly hilarious
I love the SCPs that explain why the Foundation has basically limitless food.
Endless cake,
Endless pasta,
Endless potatoes,
Endless beef,
Endless borscht,
Endless water,
Endless pizza
Endless pork,
Am I missing anything? It feels like some of these SCPs should be donated or at least donated in part to the Manna Charitable Foundation
Endless beef, I guess that is big Charlie right? Dont remember the scp number, But?
Endless borscht and Endless water which are those SCP's?
"610" = six ten = sounds like "Upton". Upton Sinclair. The guy who wrote "the Jungle", the book that eventually led to the founding of the FDA. Nice.
How the hell does "six ten" sound like "Upton"?
Wait, no records of testing with D-class? Why is everything automated? Do those pig intestines force themselves down people's throats if not dealt with properly? We need to know!
The description states that the intestines are sentient, are extremely aggressive around animal life and can regenerate from damage over time hence the automation. Given enough time they could overwhelm the planet since it seems only cooking and eating them stops them.
TROW D-CLASS AT IT 'TILL IT STOPS, BABYY!
This one was nothing more than constant discomfort. Thanks, Volgun :)
That render is better than anything produced by disney
I'm loving seeing so many Keter tales coming out recently! Great work, keep it up mate!!
I'm glad SCPs can still blindside me. And not just in an "oh no, another way the human race is about to be administered a fate worse than normal extinction!" sort of way.
So basically it’s a weird pig monster with its stomach out that makes non living pig intestines that would normally kill thing but if treated properly and sealed correctly it makes as a healthier form of pork. The name is based off a book called the Jungle and the horror of meat packaging
I’m sure eating a inert, infinite regenerating, pig gods intestines couldn’t possibly go wrong. No siree bob
We gonna get some chest burster pigs, aren't we?
If the spawn of this anomaly is being used for dietary purposes, wouldn't that technically qualify 4495 as Thaumiel?
It's still an active threat against humanity. Eating parts of is a form of containment/neutralization of -1 instances.
Just gonna say to the people talking about Upton Sinclair: The Jungle’s intended purpose was not meat packing reform. It was labor organizing and socialism. He was a socialist, and the major message he had in the book was in the end the main character joins a socialist party/union.
It’s a bit of a shame that the original message was lost as when you think of how terrible the packaging was from a consumer standpoint, think about how it was for the workers who lost their fingers and hands to dangerous machines, had their hands pickle from the acids used in preservation, and how many lost their lives for the profit of a few capitalists who owned the factories.
We shouldn’t forget that the road to progress and positive change in regards to this was written by a socialist who wanted to actually help people get out of this system, not just reform it for the consumers
I tried to reach the nation's heart, and hit its stomach."
Imagine attending this lecture right before lunch and they're serving pork
Or worse, after having lunch. 🤢
I like this SCP it is essentially no you really don’t wanna know where sausages come from.
Note to self: never eat pork again. Especially when on-site at a Foundation instillation.
I heard the kosher options are good, but I think I'll be brown bagging it for now on anyways.
So, if it were classified as inanimate, is it vegan pork?
You got me back into scps!! I don't have have the attention span to read them myself so this is perfect!
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the thought of a chain of sausage links slithering and wrapping someone up like a snake is pretty hilarious to me
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"There's this new anomaly we just caught. It's a rotting schroodingic pig statue that perpetually ejects sentient rotten meat out of its stomach."
"YO WHAT IF WE ATE IT"
1:47 I'm so sorry to hear about your asthma.
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Brings a new meaning to “nobody wants to see how the sausage is made”
I fucking love this one. It's clear to see what it's based on, and the implementation is beautiful
I love the scps that have regular procedures to keep them under control. Like the deer god or the the wicker witch.
Betting whoever wrote this was an Amnesia fan.
in an alternate timetime PM David Cameron had an encounter with this SCP and this cemented the incident known as Pigate in the publics minds
Saving the pig head for last, a true delicacy.
One note about 'lower cholesterol and saturated fats', cholesterol is the chemical used by the body to transport fat in the blood as it is non polar and doesn't dilute in water(blood). Saturated fats require more cholesterol for transport, while unsaturated ones have one or more 'open' bonds, to put it simply, and requires less.
Holy hell the analysis of 4495-1 was done on my damn birthday...
So… that’s what hotdogs are made of
Dr Millar I have a request for scp 4495 document to be changed. It’s name is sir porkchop.
Is it not 'Sir Pork of Chop'?
No wonder the SCP sausages taste funny. Definitely an NC class effect. As in Not Cool.
Kudos
Listening to this as I'm cooking sausages, so thanks for that.
Another fantastic video this scp could totally have its own horror movie then again pretty much all scp could but THIS one woah
Meats meat. As long as it doesn't make you sick just put some mustard on it and don't think too hard about where it comes from. Beats being hungry.
For some reason this makes me think of the I Love Lucy episode where she eats the chocolates that come down the conveyor belt.
I always loved how uncomfortable this one made me, it really makes you think
This is why I love the SCP Wiki. I'd never think this up in a million years, would you? A decaying organism made to look like a pig on a throne, constantly spewing out intestines (or an analogue to them at least) that's capable of ending the world?
Amnesia: A Machine For Pigs did in 2013 & The Jungle by Upton Sinclair partially did in 1906
@@francislelievre5172 Yeah, no. There's obvious inspiration taken from Sinclair's _the jungle_ (it's even heavily referenced), but it had nothing like this. AMFP had pigs and the world ending thing, but neither involved a dormant living pig throne thing in a single organism with snake-like intestines that regenerate indefinitely and would eventually cover and consume the entire world.
1:49 Oh, miasma! I thought Dr Millar just forgot his inhaler or something!
@ 2:50 You said Rhine ments, it's prounounced Rain ments. Love your vids!
- Omg that was so disguisting!
- Yes it was! So, will you stop eating sausages and hotdogs?
- No.
My first attempts at summoning were crude, and the results disappointing. I soon found, however, that the type and condition of the host's meat was a critical factor. The best results came from pigs, whose flesh is most like that of man.
The great thing I had managed to bring through was brutish and stupid. Moreover, it required prodigious amounts of meat to sustain itself. But this was only a trifling concern. After all, I had a village full of it.
Gonna be honest, if this is how hotdogs are actually made, I ain’t complaining, that sh*t is good.
i felt physically nauseous when that information fully sunk in. good job
I feel like the Foundation has some infinitely-hungry beasie or tamed black hole or something like that that would be a better disposal method than this.
It’s only gonna be a short amount of time until Dr. Bright tries to eat the paste
"dr bright gets salmonella"
I wonder if people would still eat healthily if the healthy foods were all from SCP body parts or waste.
I think i would prefer the infinte cake SCP to this one, thanks.
A bipedal pig in regal clothes? Sounds kind of like a specific Technoblade.
Can't even trust the cafeteria when you work at the foundation! I don't think I'm going to be able to eat a hot dog, or sausage for a good long while..🤢
I imagine that the foundation has many anomalous ways to save on food costs. There's just an indefinite bread loaf or something in there kitchen, mabye two or three other anomalies similar to this one, and a really *really* big (probably indefinite) fridge.
@@jwalster9412 I know they exist like Big Charlie with his forever supply of beef, and the alternate dimension Ronald McDonald that vomits McDonald's food even if it's made of human tissue...But it's just not sentient intestines from a bloated corpse of a pig that's also a chair...And the fact that it can just become alive again if not eaten is the worst part! They could at least use it to feed other anomalies and not people, there are tons that need a lot of meat.
It is 6am I do not need this right now
RIP Technoblade
Notes from Doctor Brown: "This is why I bring my lunch from home... "
Timmy finally invented a way to eat all the hot dogs he wants and somehow get healthy.
This really puts the Reuse in Reduce Reuse Recycle
"As a researcher, I think I'll be requesting Class-A Amnesthics after this...*