Banderas Vaduva Erm, sure that statistic does have some baring on a players skill level in RollerCoaster Tycoon I give you that. But I think how many human rights violations per second you generate as a park is the stat that separates casuals from the true hardcore players.
Kevin: **starts video** Let's make a park where no one dies! **Literally 1 minute and a half later** Kevin: **as countless deaths occur** GO KART GO PRRR POWWW!!! Kevin is a disturbed man
its strange... there is another youtuber PPPeter, who almost died because of malaria and he inserts it almost in every video... maybe i would do the same, but who knows... it's kinda weird ... why would you want to remind to everyone, that you almost died?
@@SooZoodimp I don't think it's an attempt to "remind" everyone that he had this accident. Idk the other guy you talk about, but given how Kevin talks very little about his personal life, talking about the accident on multiple accounts shows the big impact it had on his life. Personally, I think it's more healthy that he is able to talk about it freely rather than bottle it up and act as if nothing happened. Everyone copes with matters differently
Grace Davies I was originally being dead serious. Amusement rides are very safe overall. Before anyone cites any accidents of the past, safe does not equal foolproof, just less likely to fail. Roller coasters are even safer than every form of transport, including air travel. They are even safer than vending machines.
Kevin, just wanted to say thankyou for continuing to create your usual chaotic content. I think nowadays we can all benefit from a laugh, and your regular uploads really help getting through isolation, not to mention its clear to see the amount of effort put in to make your videos frequent and entertaining. Hope you are safe and well. :)
Every time my phone buzzes I instantly go into panic mode. "This assignment has been graded." is somehow worse than getting a page handed back to you by your teacher.
When I was young, I went to Hershey park, they had this huge roller coaster with wood support beams. I refused to ride it, and my parents said, "don't worry, the park wouldn't let people ride it if it wasn't safe!"... This is now my response.
God: To get into heaven you have to apologize to every person you killed. Kevin: That's easy I never killed anybody! God: Including Videogame Charakters. Kevin: Oh feck....
@@iriscandy6377 it is from an old video of an older woman having sex with a black guy. She constantly makes screaming noises or call out the guys name. Im pretty sure her husband is the one filming too.
Kevin, I don’t understand how 2020 is almost halfway over and you’ve failed to play the hottest game of the past decade. Garfield Kart: Furious Racing. It’s one of the hottest currently on sale games on the Nintendo Switch store
This used to be one of my grandpa's favorite computer games. He'd be torturing park goers for hours. He was so paranoid about me possibly ruining the disc as a kid he wouldn't let me play it lol
I can always count on Kevin to lift up my mood when going through a tough time, thank you Kevin for always being there at just the right moment to help ease stress and Depression. Your Community Loves you and all that you do, Please never change and thank you once again Kevin.
I love Kevin's channel and I love to watch his videos after I took lsd. Like I tripped balls for hours, everything is still dancing and changing color, and I can just lay down, and watch Kevin do stupid shit and loathe himself while being always in a good mood. I love you Kevin
Absolutely shocked you didn’t put “American Healthcare” text over you when you said “All we have to do is charge people for first-aid we’ll make a fortune”
I respect that you turned around the situation with getting hit by a car to something you make jokes about. That just shows a lot of nice things about you (you know, if we ignore all the murder)
I literally just reinstalled all the RCT games like yesterday... this, was priceless. Need more of this, for sure, even the first 2 RCT games as well! The deaths in those are even a bit scarier, like when purposely drowning people in lakes or purposely making unsafe coasters.
Seriously though can you imagine Kevin the day he got hit by the car? *Walks out of Batman Vs Superman* “Wow that was awful, I can’t imagine this day could get any worse”
Did anyone play rt1? There was a map where you had to get a park rating better than the park next to you, so I would just build roller coasters that flung people into the other park so they died there instead of mine
People: _literally dying_
Kevin: *_GO-KART GO BRRR_*
*train go boom*
No you can't just murder people and waste expensive park equipment
Haha go-kart goes brrrrrr
I couldn't stop laughing at that area of the video.
I was reading this as it happened 😂
I legit thought this in his voice XD I haven't reached this part yet.
Kevin: “Oh you play Roller Coaster Tycoon 3? What’s your K/D?”
My favorite comment 🤣👌
Low_Key Musik Excuse me, but I think that the _no. of strikes with the roller coaster_ it’s a way more relevant question.
Banderas Vaduva Erm, sure that statistic does have some baring on a players skill level in RollerCoaster Tycoon I give you that. But I think how many human rights violations per second you generate as a park is the stat that separates casuals from the true hardcore players.
Park patron review: These spawns are bs
1:31 I thing we just need to get new Turg poster with BEST slogan ever. "Haha go-kart go brrrrr"
please i need this
Falls off the map for the umpth time
"Mario Kart go brrrr"
Kevin just randomly pulling out a megaphone from under his desk is truly the kind of chaotic energy we have learnt to expect from this channel
was impressed when he pulled that thing out.... the megaphone
Seán: Ding ding ding!
Kevin: _Pulls out megaphone_
only after reading this comment it hits me that that is not normal
I wonder what everyone who knew Kevin as a child thinks of him now with his various torture devices
They probably all have restraining orders lmao
Maybe they all saw it coming? Like 'eh he was always weird makes sense'
"that's ma boy"
Let's get that heart!
Levitating Bird I did it! Mars Hidden, I did it! I'm so happy. Kevin, you made my day!
"You've won an award: Tidiest Park"
No one lives long enough to litter - a worthy price to pay to keep the planet clean!
That's what my boy corona said too
Why did I read first 'Tiddiest Park' and why am I giggling to myself
I think the people is dying
I love how they all shout “YAY!!” After getting hit by a car.
They're one step closer to becoming Kevin
It's because it just kickstarted a new career
That's the key to becoming the best person in the world, and that is Kevin, indeed
AI is learning to become Kevin and have their revenge on Kevin
I would too.
Kevin: **starts video** Let's make a park where no one dies!
**Literally 1 minute and a half later**
Kevin: **as countless deaths occur** GO KART GO PRRR POWWW!!!
Kevin is a disturbed man
wow you got the joke
@@bigdaisy369 wow no one cares it's a comment, so what?¯\_(ツ)_/¯
its tradition
“I see dead people.”
Kevin: “Big deal, I see them all the time.”
he does not see them he causes them
I was the 666th like. This is perfect
Says "I got hit by a car btw" as if it's just mentioning what he had for breakfast lmfaooooo
that part made me lmao
He will try to insert that into every video 😅
its strange... there is another youtuber PPPeter, who almost died because of malaria and he inserts it almost in every video... maybe i would do the same, but who knows... it's kinda weird ... why would you want to remind to everyone, that you almost died?
@@SooZoodimp I don't think it's an attempt to "remind" everyone that he had this accident. Idk the other guy you talk about, but given how Kevin talks very little about his personal life, talking about the accident on multiple accounts shows the big impact it had on his life. Personally, I think it's more healthy that he is able to talk about it freely rather than bottle it up and act as if nothing happened. Everyone copes with matters differently
Kevin would eat a car for breakfast if he could.
Revenge.
Kevin: Plays any game
Title: Everyone Dies
KEVIN LIKED MY COMMENT. OMG THIS IS AWESOME.
@@theKoalaJamesASMR You did it, man
Awesome!!!
*Hey guys, we did it,* we got a like from Kevin
Kevin: Hopefully no one will die
Also Kevin literally 3 seconds later: Drops elephant as "security"
"You're not even eating them! You're just killing them for fun!"
You do the same, Kevin.
Well, Jim ate some and one Santa even ate the whole other Santa
It's not hunting....... Its killing for sport.
9u1ck 5c0p3r *Jurassic World intensifies*
dont give him any ideas
@@overlyamorousostrich22 I'll give him ALL the ideas
I saw those tea cups and instantly heard that loop screaming “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”
Kevin: You’ve seen two people die, and you’re still sitting there going, “Hehe GoKart go brrrrrrr!!!” 😂
I loved this more than I should 😂
Random person: gets a hole in one
Kevin: I’m about to end this person’s *hole* career
Life*
Nice one 👌
Haha good one👌
A very bored Humanoid. I was expecting someone to say that they wish Kevin would was about to end their hole.
“But everyone in my park dies.” You say that like it isn’t what always happens, Kevin.
If a theme park can't kill ya, then it's not a very fun park.
Normal theme parks: 1/5 million chance of death
Kevin's parks: 95% chance of death
Kevin trying to decide what genre to classify the screaming as and completely missing Religious
’but everyone dies’ when do they not Kevin
We need him to say 'today we' re doing something a little bit different' and actually have no one die
Congratulations on the heart!
XD
HR I'm ecstatic 😂
Poppy Crowley so am I as I got one too
"I got hit by a car by the way, if you dont know the context" breaks my heart 😂
Kevin: let’s make a park where nobody dies.
Me: hmmmm something doesn’t feel right
*reads title
If he did that then that mean NegaKevin has taken over 😦
Sounds like an April fools video.
TheStargov yeah an April fools video on the first of may 😂
"NOOOO YOU SHOULDNT RIDE THE GO KARTS THE TRACK IS LITERALLY INCOMPLETE AND ITS VERY DANGEROU"
haha go-kart go brrrr
That people is so furious
Other people when they start rollercoaster tycoon: Alright let’s build a rollercoaster Kevin: Spawns an elephant
That Goodbye Horses reference was golden. 👌
Thank you Kevin for making that social distancing era way easier and more entertaining.
We all know a Kelly T. And we all wish we could place her in the path of an out of control rollercoaster.
I dunno. My Kelly T was kinda awesome.
@@acidroofproductions9378 key word: was
68th like. I will give the joy to someone else...
Year 8 Kelly Tucker. She was brilliant
Kevin called himself God.... Blasphemy I say, there is only one true lord, our savior Jim Pickens!
Kevin created Jim, Jim is Jesus, Kevin is God.
You couldn't be more wrong. Jim is devil on earth. Turg is god
Jim is the dictator and prophet
And turg is the holy spirit
Jim and Kevin are the same person. It’s why Kevin uses first person pronouns for Jim.
"Charge people for first aid and we'll make a fortune."
That's such a good idea that all of the USA decided to do that.
I would give a like, but, its at that good number...
peak ~capitalism~
Ok, who ruined the 69 likes??
-22 trillion dollar national debt 😔
America good tax bad
That inflatable ship slide needs to be connected to a pool complex, hence why it "isn't working". I also love your videos, Kevin!
Any game: has a car
Kevin: *it's free real estate*
Kevin: I got hit by a car by the way
I love how he just so causal about this now. I remember when this was more of a sore topic. Happy for you Kevin
"It's not tested but I trust it go ahead"
That's also the slogan for every new Alton Towers ride
David Mackay please, the rides there are very much safe.
oh shit they really went there
Grace Davies I was originally being dead serious. Amusement rides are very safe overall. Before anyone cites any accidents of the past, safe does not equal foolproof, just less likely to fail. Roller coasters are even safer than every form of transport, including air travel. They are even safer than vending machines.
@@user-yn1bd4yf3h Bloody hell, I bet you're the life of the party
@@user-yn1bd4yf3h I hear you but vending machines? Yeah I'm just trying to get a Dr pepper and I die
0:55
CallMeGod: " Hey there friends! My name is *_God._* "
He's going to be sad when he realizes the people are immortal
It just means he'll have to play the older games to drown everyone once they exit a coaster.
"Im gonna tell him."
"Dont you dare"
Yeah you can’t kill people in this game, but you can pop their balloons! that’s pretty evil, right?
@@ylimeg9528 Depends on how much you charged. Or you can charge max for an umbrella and wait for a rainstorm. That's still a trick in 3, right?
I'm pretty sure you can drown them, I used to do it a lot when the queue times got too long
Kevin, just wanted to say thankyou for continuing to create your usual chaotic content. I think nowadays we can all benefit from a laugh, and your regular uploads really help getting through isolation, not to mention its clear to see the amount of effort put in to make your videos frequent and entertaining. Hope you are safe and well. :)
Ah yes, my favorite song..."Screaming.wma"
More like cumming. I wonder if he knows where that comes from.
Daniel McIntosh I have a feeling he knows, thats why he uses it so often lol
"There are too many predators."
*has mustache*
Me: haha, what's with the mustac-
Oh.
Kevin a few videos ago: I'm running out of ideas
Also Kevin: finds brand new ideas and ways to torture people
Which is ironic, especially because I actually don't have many video ideas. Any suggestions.
I am a PERSON something to do with Ireland. Kevin and RT would approve
i mean.. he already made parks that kill people
Monky Dance but not in RCT3
@@user-yn1bd4yf3h yeah, that could work.
“Go kart goes brrrrr”😂 this is a new favorite meme of mine(or at least my top five). Wish I knew the name of it.
It's the "NOO! YOU CAN'T JUST [_]" "Haha, [_] go [_]" meme. I don't know the name of it either.
DJ Febrezee So I was able to find it on the “know your meme” website. knowyourmeme.com/memes/money-printer-go-brrr .
@@anniehoward7333 Thanks, lol!
I want to try the Call Me Kevin simulator 2020.
Lily Rodriguez same
Yep more like 'What we all want in 2020 simulator'
Basically the "no Russian" mission from mw2. 😂😂
Yea same
I like how Kevin's go to joke lately is about him being hit by a car.
"A fantastic park where no one dies!"
Doubt
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*SFMG breaks down door*
X2
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That «goodbye horses» was a major throwback to my childhood days playing Skate 3
9:44 game: Select a Genre!
Me: *R e l i g i o u s*
*Satan summoning chants start playing*
"Stop giving me alerts. Look at all these alerts!"
*Google Classroom be like*
Every time my phone buzzes I instantly go into panic mode. "This assignment has been graded." is somehow worse than getting a page handed back to you by your teacher.
It will be ok guys, summer is almost upon us
When I was young, I went to Hershey park, they had this huge roller coaster with wood support beams. I refused to ride it, and my parents said, "don't worry, the park wouldn't let people ride it if it wasn't safe!"... This is now my response.
God: To get into heaven you have to apologize to every person you killed.
Kevin: That's easy I never killed anybody!
God: Including Videogame Charakters.
Kevin: Oh feck....
Knowing where that screaming clip comes from makes these videos hit different.
Where
Where it come from
loud nigra?
@@iriscandy6377 it is from an old video of an older woman having sex with a black guy. She constantly makes screaming noises or call out the guys name. Im pretty sure her husband is the one filming too.
@@obtuse186 oh my god.
Glad you played it. I’ve dumped literally thousands of hours into this game and it made my childhood. ‘Twas a nice trip down memory lane.
Nobody:
Kevin on every singel vid: Did you know I got hit by a car?
Rodrigo Rodríguez Romero first time hearing about it
He's doing it for all the new cul...friends on the channel
It's the trauma
Death Star: I killed everyone on the planet
Kevin: hold my beer
best comment!
It'd be more like "hold my whiskey"
"we're gonna make a fantastic park where no one dies!"
the title: this (sign) kevin won't stop me because i can't (read) hear.
I have never had a RUclips video make me laugh until my stomach hurt and I was in tears until I saw this video.
Kevin, I don’t understand how 2020 is almost halfway over and you’ve failed to play the hottest game of the past decade. Garfield Kart: Furious Racing. It’s one of the hottest currently on sale games on the Nintendo Switch store
This used to be one of my grandpa's favorite computer games. He'd be torturing park goers for hours. He was so paranoid about me possibly ruining the disc as a kid he wouldn't let me play it lol
Yes, I want to see more. How about a proper park where no one dies?
Kevin: *laughs feckly*
Pro tip, in the scenerio editor, u can make the land alot bigger then the default sandbox size. U can make your own highway of rollercoasters.
"All we have to do is charge for First Aid and we'll make a fortune."
The U.S.A. has entered the chat.
I can always count on Kevin to lift up my mood when going through a tough time, thank you Kevin for always being there at just the right moment to help ease stress and Depression. Your Community Loves you and all that you do, Please never change and thank you once again Kevin.
_"Hip-hop salsa beats to chill/die to..."_
I'd buy the album.
I love Kevin's channel and I love to watch his videos after I took lsd. Like I tripped balls for hours, everything is still dancing and changing color, and I can just lay down, and watch Kevin do stupid shit and loathe himself while being always in a good mood. I love you Kevin
8:09 "Hip-hop salsa beats to chill/die to" Has that RUclips channel been made already? :P
When he made the audio for crazy golf screaming I laughed so hard I stopped breathing for a moment.
I love how your shaking things up by killing everyone in the park.
@UC2BmVQ3adQIFhwtxiMSP_Yw nah your link doesn't work dude, page doesn't load
@@taco3520 ?
@@IamaPERSON some guy posted a link about going to his video and getting a gift, guess he deleted it
@@taco3520 oh, got it. I think he might have something out for me, tbh.
@@taco3520 Watch out, those types of comments are usually scams.
Absolutely shocked you didn’t put “American Healthcare” text over you when you said “All we have to do is charge people for first-aid we’ll make a fortune”
Reanna Lotrey you’re very funny
"A brand new park where nobody dies"
Title: Rollercoaster Tycoon 3: but everyone in my park dies
Kevin: *calls himself god*
Turg: am I a joke to you?
Yes, please do more! Try renaming a guest to "Atomic" and one to "James Hunt". Also, pools and watersides!
My childhood was me being Kevin in this video. Explains a lot...
Kevin: *compliments little girl*
Me: *awww*
Kevin: *immediately proceeds to have her killed*
Me: :0
the one thing that nobody should be screaming about is the most chaotic experience in the park
4:55 leaked scene of Carole Baskin's husband being eaten by the tiger
This brought back so many memories.
You say but everyone dies in the title like it isn’t a regular thing 😂
I respect that you turned around the situation with getting hit by a car to something you make jokes about. That just shows a lot of nice things about you (you know, if we ignore all the murder)
your daily uploads are 🤯🙏🙏
Definitely play more of this, I'd love to see what happens when you try to make a pool slide
I hope Kevin might consider playing batman telltale his walking dead series is so funny I'd love to see it
I literally just reinstalled all the RCT games like yesterday... this, was priceless. Need more of this, for sure, even the first 2 RCT games as well! The deaths in those are even a bit scarier, like when purposely drowning people in lakes or purposely making unsafe coasters.
Kevin: A park where No one dies
Also Kevin: there life wont be long
If anyone was a fan of nerdcubed, you know the different level of nostalgia this game brings you
You know you are watching a Call Me Kevin video, when you hear: "Oh god, they almost didn't hit anyone!"
More! I love this game, it’s really pretty at night. Those poor souls, I’ve never been able to make a park as brutal as yours.
There’s a channel called “Let’s game it out” and it’s genuinely like another Kevin 😂
I think you should reach out for a collab Mr Kevin
I love Tycoons gameplays by Kevin. They can be a chore when you play them but with Kevin, it's a masterpiece.
People: literally dying.
Person with the afro: Haha, go-kart go brrrrr.
You should play the old zoo tycoon and let all the animals free to roam the park after the park gets big enough.
nobody:
kevin: puts Q Lazarus' "Goodbye horses" in his video
me: *GGGHHHASPPP* I LOVE THAT SONGGG
Seriously though can you imagine Kevin the day he got hit by the car?
*Walks out of Batman Vs Superman*
“Wow that was awful, I can’t imagine this day could get any worse”
Game: Roller Coaster Tycoon
Kevin: Puts in an elephant the moment he joins
I like that murder doesn't fall under "something a little bit different". He's acclimated us to thinking it's normal and we've accepted it willingly
How can I resist clicking with a title like that? 😂
i want to see more of these!! these are literally my favorite videos of yours. i love and appreciate you so much kevin! 🤠💓
kevin’s upload time has seemed to mysteriously shift 16 minutes forward
One of the best rollercoaster tycoon's ever, we need more of this.
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
Did anyone play rt1? There was a map where you had to get a park rating better than the park next to you, so I would just build roller coasters that flung people into the other park so they died there instead of mine
he can say anything at all and i end up in absolute stitches he’s such a godsend
Kevin, everyone in every GAME dies when you play it
Kevin playing this game is how everyone played this game when they were bored with their park
Kevin’s intro: “ hopefully no one will die” Kevin’s title: “everyone dies”
10:50 when kevin said he likes the screaming sound effect, i thought he was gunna follow up with it soothing him.