I NEED TO PAY MY TAXES [old promo]
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- Опубликовано: 15 июн 2023
- iowethegovernment.money
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Shirt design done mostly by Owen
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Funny pictures:
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Music used:
Escape From the City - Sonic Adventure 2
Electric Guitar 24
I'm Here With You - Indigo Days
Saturday Night Off - The New Fools
cell division - pine voc
Bossa Cara - El Equipo Del Norte
Inspiration - Megan Wofford
Cello Suite No. 1 - Bach (courtesy of Lud & Schlatt)
Mind Your Business - The New Fools 
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1:28
He said “lemme be real” and then proceeded to become real
Truly inspiring
Humbling.
It’s like the Obama let me be clear
I was baffled when he said that. The 90 other people with me said, “No way he will become real! That’s impossible!”
But when he actually became real, everyone was shocked. So incredibly inspiring, I couldn’t believe my eyes!
Then everyone started clapping for this man!
This shows you that if you evade your taxes, you will be able to achieve anything!
Source? It was revealed to me in a dream.
@@Bob-hn5wiThis awe inspiring story has truly convinced me to finally stop paying my taxes! Thank you kind stranger 😊
I liked the moment when he said"let me be real" and realed all over the place
this has been a very convinving proposal
Upload new videos pls also you misspelt "convincing"
The king speaks
Hey man hope your doing better after that entire cluster fuck of a situation. Looking forward to a new video.
I'm glad you're ok
I'm definitely convinved
You know what. I just got paid. Fuck it. You made me happy for many years with your awesome videos. I'll take one.
im getting my first ever paycheck tmrw so this'll b my first purchase w the money i earned from my job 😭
@@Light_Dies_07
Definitely a much better first purchase than I made
@@KingSolidTails which was?
@@chrishei3111 Five metric gallons of lube, contained in an oil drum.
What kind of lube, nobody knows. Motor oil, hinge grease, a silicone based massuse rub, he/she's the only one that knows.
Fun fact: If you receive more money to pay your taxes, they'll charge you more taxes, because now you have received more money to pay your taxes.
Not 1:1 though. So just make a little extra to cover whatever % of the amount you make is added
@@blissfulstatic2563 thank you
That's a problem for next year's taxes
At what income bracket do you think the wealthy should start paying a higher percentage tax?
@@johnsober nobody should be able to become a billionaire
I may not pay my taxes but am definitely willing to pay someone else's taxes.
the most American thing I've ever heard, its beautiful
Wealthy people be like:
@@thomasmatijas2775 I love accidentally convincing people I'm American
@@dopey473lmaooo
Based not american
Getting big Ron Swanson vibes from this comment here.
*_"Normally, if given a choice between doing something and nothing, I'd choose to do nothing. But I will do something if it helps someone else do nothing. I'd work all night if it meant nothing got done."_*
As long as ethical child labor was used in the making of this merchandise you have my support
Don't worry, they used free range children to make those.
They were paid with lashes
@@chaos_box8820 are they organic lashes? I wouldn't like GMO types of whips you know
@@ShaggyToad1 People usually call those orphans but I like this rebranding better.
Child labor was used to plant the trees.
As a European, the idea that the American government DOESN’T actually tell you *how much* tax you have to pay, and that you have to basically guess, with the threat of being fined or actual imprisonment if you get it wrong is absolutely insane.
It was a necessity in the early days of the country because of it's massive size (it takes over 72 hours to drive from cost to cost without stopping) and population. There wasn't enough money for the manpower it would take to calculate everyone's taxes so an entire industry developed to help people file their taxes.
But that's not the case anymore with computers and the Internet. Now the tax filing industry lobbies the government to not create it's own free tax filing system. The current agreement is that the US Gov will not develop it's own tax filing system as long as the tax filing industry has a free filling for federal taxes. Buuuuuuut as corporations and lawyers do they have exploited loopholes to get people to pay to file their taxes.
Additionally, us citizens have to pay taxes twice: one for the federal government and one for the state government. The agreement the federal gov has with the industry does not include state filing. So no matter what you still pay.
Of course you could learn how to do your own taxes and submit them through the mail.... But if you get it wrong you get fined! Yay! :/
@@newgirlde We should protest taxes until they reform the system, if what you say is true. That'd get them to make it IN A HURRY. But getting 320 million people to protest anything together seems impossible.
Well that'll never happen bc of the way American schools teach history. First of all, we really only learn American history, even AP History classes are usually only US History :/ And second of all, with the way the original American revolution is framed, the revolutionists were "the good guys," not fighting against their own country but against a "different" country, Great Britain. So, why on Earth would the good, God-fearing people of America go against their own, good, God-blessed country? Rememebr everyone, the systemic oppression of our society starts at birth!!
@@clame3065 I was lucky to get most of my education outside of the country. My teachers purposely made us learn every country and a little history about each.
Funny thing is i can't tell you where most of the states are on a map, but i can tell you where Uzbekistan, Lithuania, and Turkey are on a map!
it's so weird for the States. In Canada you just tell the CRA what you made and can even auto fill that info into what ever tax filing site you are using, then they tell you if you owe anything or they send you a refund. I can't imagine trying to figure out how much you own/get back on your own
Honestly I am just floored by how you consistently nail the 80s-00s informercial aesthetic every time. Impressive stuff
the madlad actually named his merch store 'I owe the government money' I fucking can't
😅😂
Of course you can't that address is already taken.
@@OctyabrAprelya haw. haw. haw. very. VERY. funny.
This is the same guy who got a sex toy company to sponsor him. What did you expect?
@@chrishei3111Yes, it was
I was going to ask why you always look tired
Them I remembered that you're an animator
Always sporting that iconic Craig McCracken look 😎
It's perpetually fun
“Normally, if given the choice between doing something and nothing, I'd choose to do nothing. But I will do something if it helps someone else do nothing. I'd work all night if it meant nothing got done.” -Ron Swanson
LOL oh man, I forgot that one. Pretty great.
The horrible thing about following many US content creators in Europe is shipping literally doubles the cost of any shirt I'd like to buy.
The great thing about following many US creators in Europe is not being in the US.
You think that's bad, I live in Australia
I mean. He's not lying. We need more people like him
I agree! ❤🎉
Definitely, we need more people who haven't payed their taxes
@@DanTheLoler_17 fr fr
@@DanTheLoler_17 fr fr
@@DanTheLoler_17 just like me frfr
Noodle sunk all of his money into his hip replacement after the Crumple Zones Incident of 2023 😔
But... But I thought crumple zones protect from all impact!
@@yuanwang9324 you fool, the hip WAS the crumple zone
@@yuanwang9324 You see, cars have crumple zones…
I love the fact that by selling some shirts he will also owe them more
Yeah but NEXT year, that's 2024 Noodle's problem
@@TriCon3 haha true
Respect from the bottom of my heart when folks fully commit to the VHS medium and not just plug in a few After Effects.
This is *THE* taxes merch of all time
I can never tell if Noodle is ever serious. Like does he really need to pay off something he can't currently pay, or did he just want to sell funny merch, or both? I genuinely can't tell.
Apparently it was both. He said on Twitter something about how they were designing a limited merch line anyway and than the taxes thing came up
Noodle your animation at 1:30 was soooo good holy hell so lifelike.
The amount of music credits for a 2 min plea for help is definitely accurate for a Noodle video
iowethegovernment.money
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edit: everyone hating on the IRS is cringe as hell!! it is only fair that the more money I make, the more money I should contribute to those around me. We can argue endlessly about where that money actually goes (I do not like that I am funding wars) to and whether it's used effectively (no) but to say that "taxation is theft" just comes off like you're mad that you can't hoard every penny you make and have to actually share
Nope
Yep : )
Interesting
how the hell was that domain not taken
sometime i just feel happy i dont live in america
I'll do anything for a guy who uses a 2001 filter to advertise paying for the IRS :)
He used real vhs
Are we just not going to talk about how noodle randomly put his mom or someone eating paper at the end screen
i think this is a known fact already. you can see in every VHS-like sponsor segment you can see at the end someone eating paper.
Speaking as an accountant: That t-shirt would make a perfect gift for an accountant.
I respect the fact you got that domain name
And here i thought a taxe joke would never ever makes me giggle or smile a bit.
i’m glad noodle used both greg and tortie’s drawings of him doig cocainr. they both give off wildly different vibes and using the both of them to extend the joke was definitely the right call
Your ads are one of the only ones i cannot skip because they're so good, now I've watched two whole minutes of it and don't regret a thing, will recommend to all of my family, friends, enemies, strangers and more.
ive never wanted to buy someones merch more in my life
I won’t donate a penny until I get confirmation this wasn’t made using Adobe products
Why?
@@Jackdarkgem22Because fuck Adobe that's why
@@Jackdarkgem22noodles last video was an analysis of him making an animated short but turned into a deranged yet based rant about how bad literally ALL adobe products are.
edit: wording and grammar
@@cupdog_spl ah I missed that one, thanks!
he already said on twitter that he uninstalled all adobe stuff from his pc
It's really outstanding how well you get these retro videos, I'm convinced you film these on an actual old camera.
he saying 'shut up' to the discord notif broke me for some reason
"I need a lot of money. That's where you come in!"
I cannot tell if this is a joke.
My shirt just arrived a month early, very happy with it. Thanks for the awesome design!
Felt like I was watching interdimensional cable. Really Enjoy the Creativity you went through for this!
This video is so much better knowing how many people submitted art for this and who got in the video
i feel betrayed now that i know that you pay your taxes
(wink wink)
the cool thing about paying your taxes is that you don't go to jail
Noodle, I can't begin to express how much I appreciate the 90s/2000s style of commercial you've got going on in each of your videos.
Just awesome, dude you're my hero!
I love this so much, my heart aches.
I've gotten so much enjoyment from your videos. Went ahead and subscribed on patreon :)
Best of luck
The audio editing on this is just... chef's kiss. So perfectly crunchy.
God those paper eating clips are hilarious every time
Immaculate quality as always
Glad to see the VHS effect in NTSC 60 fps. Most people upload wrongly deinterlaced/no-deinterlaced footage that makes people think retro tapes are 25 or 30 FPS.
just rob the bank lol
Noodle’s sense of humor never gets old
God even your promos/ads are masterfully funny and creative. bravo
I literally themed my English CPT off of the 90’s infomercial style because of this video. Thank you for that little bit of inspiration Noodle!
I’d watch this man try to sell 4 pickles and a small rock for 5 minutes if I could
I'm so glad i found this channel two years ago... One of the best channels on here. Never hesitate to watch a new video XD
Also, Noodle is also cute? I didn't know this? Is it possible to subscribe *again?*
This reminds me of the classic Sifl and Olly show. Love it! ❤
I appreciate the honesty.
Impressive
Relatable videos as always nood man, just like that video about being chased by zombies (my mom)
Thank you noodle man the shirt is very epic
starting to see a theme with the stock paper consumption video inclusions. Love it.
Supreme editing skills! How do you make your stuff look so retro?
It's not actually an edit it's actually recording VHS
Retro filters
True retro means retro equipment
@@sxb2andtheotherguys lol funny
So retro
Out of the options 'pay taxes', and 'don't pay taxes', Noodle has indeed chosen one of them.
Genuinely the best merch plug I have ever seen, for the best merch besides the theory channels or eddie burback
just wanna say I love that your sponsor segments always have stock footage of just some guy eating paper
Taxes: *exist*
noodle: "i am once again asking for your financial support"
Damn it noodle! I told you they almost found you
Noodle: I NEED TO PAY MY TAXES
Banana Tom: You don't 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 too
This is the only sponsorship I have watched multiple times (willingly)
So happy taxes are done for me
Normally I'd just shrug this off as your own issue but I love the honesty and the tongue and cheek nature of the plug so here take my dollarie doos good sir and put it towards your taxes.....just don't let me catch you back here next year young man
I felt this video in my soul...
This dude's immediate response to owing the IRS money is shitposting.
Godspeed, you glorious fool
I just got my first tax bill of my life at age 32. Never made enough money until now.
I will also get that shirt.
It's always good to pay them taxes! Will be sharing this with my friends, and I hope they go buy some shirts and dad hats!
As someone who purchased the shirt, I couldn't be happier to help you pay the irs before I could.
I REALLY love the retro "bad quality" ads you make... the ad itself is entertaining.
it says the domain is suspended lol
check description!
I'll take this level of honesty any day over the alternative "guys I endorse this cheap product that I claim to use every day yet I've never mentioned it before because I got paid to lie to everyone" 😂
This is genuinely the best merch I've seen from a content creator
I love how charming this video is with its more unprofessional style
Ah yes, the I R S!
noodle uploads I click
i love this ad sm
Every single video of yours just An absolute banger
Has he shown his face before? Or is this the first time?
I think I remember seeing him on a chair outside but I can't find the video.
EDIT : Nevermind, this was the last video, about animation reference. Maybe his face is all over his Patreon, but I can't know because I'm shamefully not subscribed to it.
Marty Odonnel interview
@@yuanwang9324 oh yea, forgot. Thanks
Man noodle if I wasn't struggling to pay rent and eat, I would totally help you with the IRS, for now I'll give you a like and share your channel 💕
shirt is gonna be dope when it arrives
oh goodness, he bought the domain, the commitment to the bit is impressive
If you're paying taxes, you're not in a free market.
most economically literate libertarian
hey i want the emterchendise why is domain banned :((((((( (i am sad)
check description!
@@noodlefunny thanks man im not sad anymore 👍
Hahahaha, oh my god man, you do these little bits masterfully, your humor just hits a sweet spot not many people get me in
The shirt's pretty bloody sweet too..
Thank you for posting on my birthday.
I will promptly buy nothing. Love you
Hahahahaha loved it. And loved the 90s esthetic.
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Hey commenting here bc you disabled comments on the "just buy a new one" video:
"Maybe you should try getting a job"
Hero
this makes me want the merch more than anything. and it's one of the funniest videos I've ever seen.
Bought immediately. l rarely ever buy shirts with designs, but this one is just funny. l may never venture out into public, but when l do l know this shirt wiII have my back.
FACE REVEAL?
Your website default size is Youth L implying that I am a fat child. I am not a fat child! Please change your website.
Sincerely, Fat adult.
Got my hat already a few weeks back, loving it and hope it keeps the tax man at bay.
God I love this channel.