Jonathan vs Dio but they don't commentate everything

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  • @TS_Condorte
    @TS_Condorte Год назад +1971

    This can't be JoJos without mid-fight speechs.

  • @shoshann
    @shoshann Год назад +1584

    0:48 though this was supposed to be a "no-commentary" fight video, there was still a place for "monke"

    • @kadentam2946
      @kadentam2946 Год назад +297

      Dio saying monke is more in tone with being a battle scream which is even funnier

    • @sophisticateddozen
      @sophisticateddozen Год назад +175

      Jonathan doing his battle pose then suddenly cutting to Dio shouting “monkey” made me laugh for some reason

    • @PARTY_MUTT
      @PARTY_MUTT Год назад +1

      Reject your humanity, return to monkey 🦧

    • @jonathanschmitt5762
      @jonathanschmitt5762 Год назад +8

      ​@@sophisticateddozen Same.

    • @bodabodapasta1500
      @bodabodapasta1500 Год назад +62

      “So which AOT character did you voice?”
      Dio’s VA:

  • @DeanRocks-kr7wv
    @DeanRocks-kr7wv Год назад +1079

    You know, it’s still an intense, well choreographed fight even without all the blabbering.

    • @ryanhernandez8324
      @ryanhernandez8324 Год назад +56

      >Blabbering
      You mean the well-written, character developing and thought-provoking commentary

    • @poyomano5792
      @poyomano5792 Год назад +14

      ​@@ryanhernandez8324lol my man please stop

    • @Darth_Bateman
      @Darth_Bateman Год назад +10

      This is genuinely why so much of JOJO misses.
      The annoying commentating.

    • @sillylaw
      @sillylaw 2 месяца назад +1

      ​​@@Darth_Batemanme personally, i find it pretty interesting how they explain stuff.
      (yes im 1 year late.)

  • @tgnm9615
    @tgnm9615 Год назад +2227

    As unrealistic as talking while fighting is. You cannot deny that its very entertaining to watch them commentate their battle

    • @Peasham
      @Peasham Год назад +71

      I can very much deny that lmao

    • @remixtheidiot5771
      @remixtheidiot5771 Год назад +82

      its like NFL without the commentators.
      it just doesn't feel right.

    • @darkpinkgirl6684
      @darkpinkgirl6684 Год назад +31

      @@Peasham just cause you deny it doesnt mean it's true. this just feels lifeless and i havent watched part 1 in a year lol

    • @Peasham
      @Peasham Год назад +17

      @@darkpinkgirl6684 I fail to see how a character explaining exactly what is happening on screen in excruciating detail with absolutely nothing to spice it up is entertaining lmao

    • @marcuskeller6979
      @marcuskeller6979 Год назад +1

      agree

  • @actuallynoone3240
    @actuallynoone3240 Год назад +836

    Poor speedwagon he will never get over this speechless fight

  • @suspicious_spy
    @suspicious_spy Год назад +357

    I can't get over Dio yelling "MONKE"

  • @23araujovideos76
    @23araujovideos76 Год назад +879

    I've said it once and I'll say it again:
    If JJBA didn't have these internal dialogues and other characters saying the obvious, each part would be about 12 episodes at most.

    • @thepowerofsand6180
      @thepowerofsand6180 Год назад +102

      Probably less as the mid fight dialogue takes up about 20% of a normal episode and god knows how much of a full fight episode (I'm pretty sure the Polnareff vs Vanilla Ice fight was 80% dialogue)

    •  Год назад +75

      ​@@thepowerofsand6180 I think exchanges like Polnareff provoking Cool Ice into stepping into the sunlight should still be left in.

    • @thepowerofsand6180
      @thepowerofsand6180 Год назад +31

      @ yeah but considering Iggy doesn't talk he describes both his and Iggys actions so if we remove that it's like 8 minutes long

    • @sophisticateddozen
      @sophisticateddozen Год назад +28

      The C-Moon/Made in Heaven Arc is one full episode at best 💀

    • @bolitamelancolica
      @bolitamelancolica Год назад +1

      bostil

  • @DevinB22
    @DevinB22 Год назад +415

    Jonathan vs DIO Speedrun (Any %)

    • @sophisticateddozen
      @sophisticateddozen Год назад +71

      Max Hamon Stats + Max Pluck Durability + No Speedwagon Assist

    • @flavourously
      @flavourously Год назад +25

      +Dialogue skips

    • @ABC-ik9vj
      @ABC-ik9vj Год назад +21

      ​@@sophisticateddozen glitchesless, no damage, pacifist route

    • @CantiChem
      @CantiChem 8 месяцев назад +3

      @@sophisticateddozen you mean Min Pluck durability right?

    • @magicfish8213
      @magicfish8213 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@@CantiChemnah, the blade breaking is a scripted event in the story, however it is permanently removed from your inventory upon destruction in the cutscene. Failure to fully upgrade the Pluck before the Dio Brando bossfight will result in permanently losing the chance to get the trophy for maxing out Pluck.

  • @Real7419
    @Real7419 Год назад +286

    Everytime Speedwagon is supposed to speak you should have cut to a silent Speedwagon holding in the commentary, getting more red and red until he breaks and does all commentaries at once

    • @gurtyburd544
      @gurtyburd544 Год назад +16

      i will

    • @the7screw
      @the7screw Год назад +11

      "And he was all like: woosh!
      And you were all like over drive!
      And it was so cool!"

    • @kuronblue
      @kuronblue Год назад +4

      Please I would love to see that and if it's not gonna happen then I'll do it myself

  • @sophisticateddozen
    @sophisticateddozen Год назад +137

    0:42 Hold up, Dio never fixed his head 💀

    • @potman9461
      @potman9461 Год назад +6

      oh yeah

    • @pulsar8930
      @pulsar8930 Год назад +23

      it's because he explains while fixing his head

    • @sophisticateddozen
      @sophisticateddozen Год назад +14

      @@pulsar8930 But he also stops talking for a brief moment, that moment is when he slides it back into place and then keeps talking

    • @ImJustNes
      @ImJustNes Год назад +11

      The power of MONKEEEEE healed him instantly

  • @musicisthefoodofthesoul
    @musicisthefoodofthesoul Год назад +24

    1:19 I feel bad for laughing my a.. off for the bass boosted To Be Continued cutting in while jonathan cries

  • @Toro_The_Goober
    @Toro_The_Goober Год назад +26

    (0:48) jonathan :grunting noise
    dio: MONKEY

  • @Pblx
    @Pblx Год назад +214

    I guess this is what happens without Jonathan's gentlemenness.

  • @pleaseceasethistomfoolery
    @pleaseceasethistomfoolery Год назад +20

    "MONKEY!!!"
    *Gets fucking obliterated*

  • @danielduhzgaming3070
    @danielduhzgaming3070 Год назад +55

    This actually seems like how a fight would be handled many centuries ago, just a single minute of pure fighting

  • @Primtari
    @Primtari Год назад +167

    Quickest jojo fight in history

    • @joopyprofilestuff5778
      @joopyprofilestuff5778 Год назад +16

      What about Kenny J vs Iggy

    • @christian.xavier.villagran
      @christian.xavier.villagran Год назад +14

      What about vanilla ice vs Abdul?

    • @compass170
      @compass170 Год назад +4

      ​@@christian.xavier.villagran I didn't even think that abdul got a chance 😭😭😭

    • @Tucremoso
      @Tucremoso 4 месяца назад

      ​@@christian.xavier.villagranwhat about abacchio vs diavolo?

  • @cristobalgarrido4842
    @cristobalgarrido4842 Год назад +18

    Wrong anime but Frieza be like: 0:48🗿

  • @distant_symphony5962
    @distant_symphony5962 Год назад +68

    Ngl this make the fight looks and sounds more intense

    • @hob_channel
      @hob_channel 8 месяцев назад

      But a few important lines were cut

  • @tpindustries142
    @tpindustries142 Год назад +16

    0:47
    DIO: MONKEE--

  • @koheletcalaforexclan6508
    @koheletcalaforexclan6508 Год назад +36

    While it is rather comedic, I think the mid-fight commentary offers more Bizarre levels to Jojo! Just feels right. A fight as simple as this feels… well, simple…
    But, also puts clear how strong Jonathan had grown

  • @BKChanSaga6767
    @BKChanSaga6767 Год назад +45

    Jonathan's look at the end of the fight always killed me,sometimes it's hard to write a way for interactions like this to exist,couldve just been him icing DIO but no,they decided to Show him looking regretful,and I think that isnt shown in other shows enough. Not many times you see the mc show character through victory,especially when it seems like a defeat to them

    • @unbrokenm6817
      @unbrokenm6817 Год назад +6

      Even after all the betrayals, Jhonatan still acted as if Dio was his brother. Such a Chad fr

    • @sonpanchan
      @sonpanchan Год назад +10

      Phantom Blood is about Jonathan's and Dio's relationship and it's more apparent in the manga but it also emphasizes how important Jonathan's youth (or childhood) was to him (the original title for Part 1 used to be "Jonathan Joestar: His Youth" not to mention one of the titles in the chapters for Part 1 is called "My Youth with Dio"). Speedwagon even tells Poco that Jonathan cried after defeating Dio because "his youth was a youth with Dio". Dio is also affected by the years they grew up together and tells Jonathan he sent his minions to kill him because he did not want to kill Jonathan himself because they grew up together. He then admits that it was a weakness he had that he needed to overcome.
      It's why Jonathan mentions in the end that they had a "bizarre friendship" because they clearly developed some sort of soft spot for each other but in the end they were fated to be in opposing sides and Dio is a self-serving monster that only cares about his ambitions.

  • @strikermodel
    @strikermodel Год назад +9

    You gotta give props to Araki's writing and his animation teams here. Whenever you watch a Jojo fight where all you hear are the words actually verbally exchanged, see the actions being done, even when in real time, they make perfect sense (within the setting).
    Also this really REALLY sells just how horrifying a vampire can be.
    Also ALSO, I think the stingy eye beam sound effect used here is the one from Chastlevania: SOTN. If it is, that is a beautiful touch. I mean, just look at the chastle shadow when we see the eye beam in the sky! It has to be!

  • @RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    @RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Год назад +25

    dio fr said "MONKE"

  • @gowtham8909
    @gowtham8909 5 месяцев назад +9

    0:22 even a blade cant stop DIO's hard....

  • @TienPham-fh7vc
    @TienPham-fh7vc Год назад +7

    All I can hear is “SUN LIGHT YELLOW OVERDRIVE !” And “ WRYYYYYYYYYYY”

  • @wasdkug_tr
    @wasdkug_tr Год назад +88

    So your telling me almost all of the fight is just commenting

    • @MangakaConnor
      @MangakaConnor Год назад +20

      It's like you started watching JoJo just this afternoon

    • @sophisticateddozen
      @sophisticateddozen Год назад +9

      If you were to take all of the commentary out of Joseph vs Kars: ULF, it’d probably be even shorter than this

    • @wasdkug_tr
      @wasdkug_tr Год назад

      @@sophisticateddozen yea

    • @LK-1D3
      @LK-1D3 Год назад

      That's anime for you

  • @dodogaming6522
    @dodogaming6522 Год назад +2

    Epic dio phrases.
    3. 0:07 Wry wry wryy
    2. 0:24 Ninjako ninajakoo
    1. 1:03 Burgerr
    P.s. 1. 0:48 Monkee

  • @zagoat9384
    @zagoat9384 Год назад +3

    0:48 First day at the zoo is like

  • @Mgauge
    @Mgauge Год назад +8

    Jojo without constant commentary feels so alien. Like something is fundamentally off.

  • @beans3669
    @beans3669 Год назад +8

    Love how Dio, getting cut in half was like “yeah this is fine I’ll let him continue”
    But as soon as it was gonna cut his dick he was like “WOAH ok that’s enough”

    • @ohhellwhereami2574
      @ohhellwhereami2574 8 месяцев назад

      Personally i think if Jonathan reached his lower part he would be evenly split falling on ground where he can't counter attack accordingly maybe that's why

  • @Maxxatron
    @Maxxatron Год назад +32

    That thumbnail, you already know Speedwagon was the second narrator of the show

  • @michaelramirezlongstreet3044
    @michaelramirezlongstreet3044 8 месяцев назад +4

    I just realized how fast jojo’s bizarre adventure would end if they didn’t talk so much while fighting

  • @GenderFluidDragonKing
    @GenderFluidDragonKing Месяц назад

    Honestly I like the commentary in between cuz I feel like it's very much the style of it but also feel like it pumps it up like commentators at like sports games

  • @wasabi5338
    @wasabi5338 Год назад +8

    1:02 first donut in JoJo history

    • @artyoshka
      @artyoshka 5 месяцев назад

      I'd say the moment when dio was impaled on the statue was the first JoJo donut

  • @misterm2590
    @misterm2590 11 месяцев назад +1

    This proves that Speedwagon as the power to slow down time without even realasing it.

  • @eterflame7282
    @eterflame7282 Год назад +4

    That random "MONKE!!!" got me

  • @kenmaru777
    @kenmaru777 Год назад +4

    If Jojo had Chainsawman speed of fighting

  • @LandkreuzerPRatte-ov1rc
    @LandkreuzerPRatte-ov1rc Год назад +13

    Love how the joestars have a knack for splitting DIO in half

    • @sophisticateddozen
      @sophisticateddozen Год назад +8

      “And to show you the power of flextape…”
      *_”I sawed this DIO in half!”_*

  • @madeinheaven7125
    @madeinheaven7125 Год назад +4

    "MONKEY" hits hard

  • @alfonsoglezdebuitrago5548
    @alfonsoglezdebuitrago5548 4 месяца назад

    El hecho de que no haya comentarios de por medio lo vuelve mucho más dramático, siendo además una pelea entre 2 hermabos

  • @maurobrunno6032
    @maurobrunno6032 Год назад +1

    this looks so badass

  • @HocTap123
    @HocTap123 Год назад

    You took the Bizarre out of it!

  • @GuretoDaze
    @GuretoDaze Год назад +1

    *Jonathan crying*
    - 1 millsecond later -
    * TO BE CONTINUED *

  • @cabritohumilde8453
    @cabritohumilde8453 Год назад +6

    like a boss fight.

  • @Lanooski
    @Lanooski Год назад +1

    this is a great exercise in de-animifying an anime just enough to see how a normal show would do this. love this series, but i make fun of Speedwagon/Smokey/OldManJoseph all the time for this very thing. (credit where due, Smokey's the most tolerable. cool kid. wish he had a bigger role)

  • @manupm9161
    @manupm9161 Год назад +46

    Jonathan vs Dio, but you keep skipping the dialogues

  • @JahysHusband
    @JahysHusband Год назад +4

    sometimes the hype crew just isn't feeling it

  • @lucaynggg
    @lucaynggg 8 месяцев назад

    that sunlight yellow overdrive got me

  • @patohato7299
    @patohato7299 Год назад

    Idk but i like the no commentary its nice and it gets to the point fast

  • @Mh2sK1
    @Mh2sK1 Год назад +8

    This feels unsettling but rather pleasant.

  • @skullking6693
    @skullking6693 9 месяцев назад +1

    bro it goes SO MUCH FASTER 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Known_as_The_Ghost
    @Known_as_The_Ghost Год назад

    Very well edited, Bidoof. c:

  • @Lava_Lazy
    @Lava_Lazy Год назад +4

    If johnathan's kick put speedwagon in a coma

  • @Fatcreator2
    @Fatcreator2 7 месяцев назад +1

    DIO: MONKE!
    JONATHAN: RUSHAAAAA!

  • @F1rstNameLastName
    @F1rstNameLastName Год назад

    This is honestly really cool

  • @Drakorre
    @Drakorre Год назад +2

    Can we talk about how amazing Jonathan's theme is?

  • @luciabrandi3170
    @luciabrandi3170 Год назад +3

    i finished part 6 yesterday and i think i will probably do a rewatch of part 1. after seeing this video i can skip SEVERAL scenes and even episodes AHAHAH

  • @lifeiseasy69
    @lifeiseasy69 Год назад +1

    imo the commentating in the moment where the sword had to unfreeze was useful because.. you know.... it would'nt unfreeze instantly

  • @whatTFisThis
    @whatTFisThis 3 месяца назад

    IT JUST CLIPPING TO DIO SCREAMING "MONKEY!!!" 💀

  • @luisgomezc2do140
    @luisgomezc2do140 6 месяцев назад

    1:02
    Dio: mmm i'll use it in a future

  • @jonathanschmitt5762
    @jonathanschmitt5762 Год назад +1

    0:48 MONKEH!

  • @Tsm132
    @Tsm132 Год назад

    Both fighting with commentating and without commentating the fights are 10/10 and you can not change my mind

  • @NectarNapper
    @NectarNapper 9 месяцев назад

    As much as the conversation mid battle is frowned upon as one of arakis stepping stones to beautiful writing it feels wrong without them saying a word or 2 with how long the part 1 battles were

  • @lizdevilz7271
    @lizdevilz7271 Год назад +1

    So, It’s JoJo Normal Adventure.

  • @asdlol1926
    @asdlol1926 Год назад

    I find it hilarious how the opening of this fight was just dio getting bifurcated and I’m just sat here thinking of why dio didn’t bring a sword

  • @elijahbagaman276
    @elijahbagaman276 Год назад

    I really want to see more Jojo fights like this. Joseph vs Wamuu in particular.

  • @FuegoDeLoop
    @FuegoDeLoop Год назад

    Please make more of these

  • @AverageGodzillaEnjoyer69
    @AverageGodzillaEnjoyer69 Год назад +1

    "monkey!!!"-dio

  • @its4amandimstillawake
    @its4amandimstillawake Год назад +21

    Jojo if it was bad

  • @JusArcadian
    @JusArcadian Год назад

    its like a recap after not having a season for 5 years

  • @my-name-is-welcome
    @my-name-is-welcome 6 месяцев назад +1

    "I will slice you in half now with my Luck Pluck Sword supercharged with Magic Sunlight- Overdrive! Overdrive! Overdrive! Ovredrive! Oervdirve! Ooveurdvedriuvrlsueoapqbsnxkjxb"
    "It doesn't work because ICE!"
    "Foiled again! SURPRISE, the sword was on FIRE the whole time!"
    "iiiiIIII BREAK THE SWORD!"
    "I punch you!"
    "I freeze your hand!"
    "Foiled again! SURPRISE, my fist was on FIRE the whole time"
    "I SHOOT YOU WITH MY LASER EYE ATTACK!!!!!!"
    "...Your what..?-"
    " *W R Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y-* "

    • @keshonbull9275
      @keshonbull9275 21 день назад

      Sounds like a normal imaginary battle between two brothers 😂

  • @notsoever9803
    @notsoever9803 Год назад +4

    If the fights were accurate to real life:

  • @oliverrobinson5541
    @oliverrobinson5541 Год назад

    What have to you done with my baby Speedwagon!

  • @knoxzedlav7343
    @knoxzedlav7343 Год назад +3

    if you removed battle commentating from Phantom Blood then it would have been like, 4 episodes shorter lol

  • @noice5032
    @noice5032 Год назад +4

    this makes me realize how short the battles actually are without all the talking

  • @JonasKuhn-y2m
    @JonasKuhn-y2m 11 месяцев назад +2

    JoJo's normal adventure

  • @CharoGaming
    @CharoGaming Год назад +2

    Please do more

  • @Spencer-um1ul
    @Spencer-um1ul Год назад

    Jonathan with that 720 degree spinning punch 👊

  • @milituga628
    @milituga628 Год назад

    Truly one of the fights of all time

  • @D00DM00D
    @D00DM00D 6 месяцев назад

    0:00
    Dio: 🙏
    Jonathan: 🦵

  • @Q27Forever
    @Q27Forever Год назад

    It feels so quick now

  • @Kyree5042
    @Kyree5042 5 месяцев назад

    This makes it seem like Dio’s main ability is ice magic.

  • @Grach_29
    @Grach_29 Год назад

    Let's have more videos like this without comments from Speedwagon? For example, a fight against Dio with William.

  • @reo01_
    @reo01_ Год назад

    This is how real fighting would go.

  • @ducklat2995
    @ducklat2995 Год назад +1

    this feels... cursed

  • @kag3644
    @kag3644 Год назад

    Makes me realize how short the fight was.

  • @matthinton19
    @matthinton19 Год назад

    MONKEE!
    I forgot he did that

  • @Меганехорош
    @Меганехорош Год назад

    0:48 MONKEY

  • @mmmlol-bb1be
    @mmmlol-bb1be Год назад

    I abandon my Humanity JoJo! Go back! I want to be MONKE!!

  • @skibidizayah
    @skibidizayah 3 месяца назад

    “Monke”🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @skullking6693
    @skullking6693 9 месяцев назад

    alternative title ;
    Jonathan VS Dio but Diavolo there and use King Crimson to erase the time when thry explain

  • @rock-hv6ns
    @rock-hv6ns Год назад

    The video is 1:22 but he removed like 20 minute of material where they talk about the current situation

  • @Overdrive-_-
    @Overdrive-_- 6 месяцев назад +1

    This feels so wrong without the commentary, I don't get how anyone would call it useless

    • @explosive_nuclear_catz
      @explosive_nuclear_catz 4 месяца назад

      Right, like, how would we know how Dio uses his ice ability without commentary?

    • @Overdrive-_-
      @Overdrive-_- 4 месяца назад +1

      @@explosive_nuclear_catz fr man

  • @crisptoastx
    @crisptoastx Год назад +1

    0:48 monke

  • @Antomontitantomonti
    @Antomontitantomonti Год назад

    "monkey" out of nowhere xd

  • @HMNCLunar
    @HMNCLunar Год назад

    JoJo VS. Dio but it happens in real time.

  • @pastastudiosv134
    @pastastudiosv134 Год назад

    0:47 MMMOOONNKEKEEEE

  • @yarasamy5575
    @yarasamy5575 11 месяцев назад

    Bro Dio screams like a damsel in distress in part 1 💀

  • @ramblincapuchin9075
    @ramblincapuchin9075 6 месяцев назад

    Probably not the right place to go into high detail, but since you added the sound byte, one thing that always bothered me about Dio's rhetoric is this idea that a single human would so totally outclass a monkey
    For starters it depends of the classification. If you're talking Ace Ventura and his pet Spike, I suppose you could trap it like any other rodent. But in a scenario where you are pitted against a rodent in the blink of an eye (which is kind of how DIO sets up his victims) the instance is going to involve some very animal behaviors from both sides. The person trying to identify what he's up against, and the rodent trying to get the hell out of dodge
    Even if he meant the less evolved simian dynamic which resembles us as sapiens sapiens, the bonobo- in terms of raw strength, it has us beat. A close quarters cage match, there are just too many opportunities for it to mame you, geeking off of its adrenaline
    Then comes the psychological element. The stigma of the animal you're dealing with, it compels us to identify with its traits. This is why we have a compulsory instinct to make sounds when entreating pets. Your limbic brain can only manage the instance of what's before it. Invariably becoming a reduction of that interaction. You're not going to try and have a high brow intellectual discord with a wild dog
    Now flip that around. From the animal's perspective, you appear as a series of shades or smells to them. I like the visual of Frodo getting stabbed by one of the fallen kings in the outer dimension. In _their_ limbic system its a matter of fight or flight, friendly or no, provision or no. And they zoom in depending on what degree of fixation they have towards you. An ape looking up at a person standing upright might experience a bit of intimidation, but would EASILY tear off a finger when pushed
    I think Dio's capacity to change his temperature at will is pretty intelligent by matter of physical expression. However if the only merit of his being is what he can do offensively, there isn't much significance to warrant nature
    It's like saying the only value to a human's intellect is his ability to fashion objects and not his interplay between several ideas. Steelworker, carpenter, upholstery designer. Why does the earth need these things when its going to grow plants wildly and hurl tornadoes at us regardless? Why does Straizo need exceptional grip strength if his only purpose for having it is to rip out people's teeth
    That seems hardly descriptive of what splendor a god should have

  • @gabinnoel9718
    @gabinnoel9718 Год назад +3

    Thats when you realize that Dio just got destroyed.