[the feminine and/or masculine urge to watch these chaotic tiktoks]
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- Опубликовано: 12 янв 2022
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hi uhh volume warning at 2:33, check the subtitles for song names, and also i accidentally included the last tiktok in the last comp as well 👍 apologies
hey btw 1:59 isn’t a remix it’s just American boy by Estelle :)
Tbh the Shadow the Hedgehog TikTok deserves to be in every compilation.
I just love that you add subtitles
It's alright that song is a banger 👏
Absolute legend for putting all the song titles in though
The urge to become mothman. No gender attached just sentient, bipedal moth of darkness with glowing red eyes that fortells upcoming tragedies .
Radiance.
"it's rare that I'm attracted to non-moths" said mothman.
And simped for by monster fuckers
The hatred-fueled urge to become an immortal snail destined to track down another immortal and kill them.
Try as they might to stop me, I know their location every second of the day. I'll be here; waiting to escape this concrete prison they built to stop me, but nothing can stop me... nothing.
epic
"the feminine urge" "the masculine urge" bro I have the insatiable urge to eat soup why would that need any gender
you deserve soup bestie that's what your body's trying to tell you. hope this helps
@@sonycat-themed-sex thanks bestie I got the notification for this reply as I was eating some tomato soup
@@no.6170 I hope the soup was good bestie
@@no.6170 Was it busting Janelle
soup was great honestly. I shall soon have another
I appreciate your willingness to brave the tiktok spyware to bring us this content
our profile pictures are both doot skeletons
@@surelyyoujest3200 doot doot
@@unktheunk1428 doot doot
@@surelyyoujest3200 doot?
@@unktheunk1428 doot.
Thank you for the gender fluid to fuel my feminine and/or masculine urges.
the feminine urge to drink four energy drinks, write an entire fantasy romance in one night, leap out a window, travel to Europe, experience real euphoria, and then pass out on a bench in the park upside down is real rn
exactly
**[takes you by the shoulders, and looks you deep in the eyes]** Do it. Go forth, you magnificent creature, and write that blessed story. You are fierce. You are powerful. That window will not stop you. Sleep will not claim you. Go forth, and conquer!
But also, take a coat. Europe can be deceptively cold.
@@nodeloliver6201 thank you thank you, i will go forth with my mission
and i’ll grab a hoodie
@@thealmightybucket5930 Good option. But you'll want a scarf too if you're passing through Scotland. It is hilariously cold there.
@@nodeloliver6201 i’ll probably hang around the coasts of Italy, but i’ll bring a fashionable scarf just in case
The non--binary urge to try to relate to every "gender urge" video
the (possibly????) trans nb urge to become a greek god
That's also a questioning your gender for the 5th time urg
Edit: 7th
I was about to say LOKI then remembered the best god ever (next to Hades) is actually a Norse god not Greek
Take me with you
specifically dionysus
with a side of masculine fore hwhehrhBBhsbsbsbabaBBEBSBBSAJBASN
the non-gender specific urge to disapear from the face of the earth but make it a tik tok compilation
9:34 let him in.
Ok but please protect Burt the sheep at all costs. He’s too precious for this world.
the unhuman with a pinch of masculine urge to run away from society and live in the nature, peacefully walking on fields while it's a sunny day
i love her 11:28. she supplies jokes from history and literature- the thing i love the most.
The nonbinary urge to ˙ß∆˙∂∆˙˚å
mmm yes relatable
agreed
The androgynous urge to wear tuxedo-dresses and commit arson on local billionaires
The person at 8:25 is actually saying, "it was one time, and that was it. never again."
They lied to us!!
It's always the Feminine and/or Masculine urge 😔
The eldritch urge to walk down the street and watch people being terrorized by your 10000 teeth spiralling around you and 50 eyes watching the football game and 20 noses to sniff out who the fuck didn't pick up the shit after their dog
The robotic urge to stall tasks indefinitely to have a semblance of free will
The Simian urge to shake trees with vigor
The ghastly urge to appear in old photos years after they were taken
4:36 this tiktok would give my dad a stroke
The agender urge to figure out what fem/masc urges are:
sometimes my dedication to my vintage inspired academia aesthetic is difficult to deal with... because how can i live my life without wearing the shirt at 5:03 ? 💔
8:57 I watched this like 4 times before I figured out what was going on lmaooooooo
I am in complete awe over the glove bagpipe..
The androgynous urge to learn how to make garlic bread so I can eat it every day of my life
*What you will need:*
Parsley (two bundles)
Garlic (one bulb or buy it pre-crushed in a jar)
Parmigiano cheese
Shallot (optional: one)
Butter (one stick; soften to room temp)
Italian bread (one loaf, or two if you are expecting guests)
Pepper
Salt
Wine (or beverage of your choice)
Step one:
Preheat oven to 350° F, and cut the loaf of bread in half lengthwise.
Step two:
Strip the individual leaves off the parsley stem. The stems can be quite tough and bitter. Set leaves aside and dispose of the stems.
Step three:
If you're lazy, like me, you will have bought precrushed garlic. If you live life on medium difficulty, that's okay too. Break open the garlic bulb and and begin to peel each individual clove. Set them aside.
Step four:
Peel shallot. Set aside
Step five:
Using either a food processor or the sharpest knife in your kitchen, mince the daylights out of the shallots, parsley, and garlic. Do like Thanos, and reduce them to atoms.
Step six:
Once a fine paste is achieved add a stick of softened butter to the mix, and add as much parmigiano cheese as you please. Whip/fold vigorously until well incorporated.
Step seven:
Set the mix in the fridge, and wait to firm up.
Step eight:
Take the mix out of the fridge and slather the butter on the halved loaf.
Step nine:
Set in the oven for 15-20 minutes until golden brown and delicious.
Step ten:
Take garlic bread out of oven and admire it. Garnish with additional parsley or cheese; salt and pepper to taste. Pour yourself some wine and enjoy.
Now go forth, and make some delicious garlic bread. You magnificent bastard. Go, I say!
Easy lazy recipe for garlic bread
Ingredients
Bread (store bought is fine)
Butter
Garlic salt
Melt desired amount of butter then add in garlic salt
Toast your bread then add the mixture and done
Reasons I edit Wikipedia: *make pronouns gender neutral to avoid unnecessary dysphoria in trans and nonbinary people*
2:14
“Turn the poop into wine-“
The gender fluid urge to shapeshift.
0:00 I think abt this audio alot, imagine someone does this to your corspe and ur funeral 😶
The androgynous urge to like this video
1:34 if you use Wikipedia for your information just find what source was used and cite that as your source for information.
Watching this while sitting in my closet for no reason other than I don’t wanna sit on my bed or go upstairs and honestly I feel like that helps add to the aesthetic
*insert funny/clever comment here*
The urge to buy red led glasses and scar the neighbors at 3 am
Petition to let Burt in the house🐑
I can not explain this but as an avid gmm/RandL fan seeing Rhett and Link right in the middle of this managed to somehow jumpscare me
2:17 honestly loving the dynamic of hq and Batman here lol
_11:48__ i did this and the song was an alvin and the chipmunks cover of party rockers which idk i think is pretty accurate_
When you've been following this channel bc it's great AND THEN UR FRIENDS TIKTOK AHOWS UP IN ONE 7:21 love you Katie
10:05 dj Khaled interrupting music will never stop being a good bit
6:22 The movie is Cabinet of Dr Calligari if anyone's interested
1:28 the solution is to remove the carrots from existence
5:21 idk if I'm in love or I'm just jealous and want to steal his identity.
Me: mom can I get a bagpipe?
Mom: no, we have bag pipe at home
Bagpipe at home: 5:37
1:24 is painfully relatable
i have been thinking about that sheep tiktok for weeks thank you for bringing it to me
3:21 let me tell you, sautéd onions are AMAZING
0:13 can't explain how much i love this
Me tooooooo
6:30
Don't mind me, just putting this timestamp here to commemorate this gem I stumbled upon
thank you hankus talosus once again
7:32 THIS ONE TOOK ME OUT BYE.
no but fr though: the feminine urge to stare at the moon and nighttime clouds and feel a strange euphoria, fear and nostalgia is A BIG ONE 🛐
okay but ngl, i'd buy that cake from the first lady
seeing anthpo in this comp was like a fever dream
PLEASE LET BURT IN IM CRYING
The feminine edge to jump out a moving car for adrenaline
mood-
it just seems so fun yk
@@adrienneislost1320 ok so recently I have figured out I am an adrenaline junkie
@@mochiqueen892 lmao yeah
2:36 same, my entire family is italian so we always just have the ingredients in the house
THE CAMERA WORK ON THE FIRST ONE WAS SO GOOD LMAO
ok but the last one is completely right
best birthday present!!! thank u for the tik toks mx. hank
thank u for the captions bestiee. im not Deaf or hearing impaired so yk obviously it makes it more accessible for them but yk what my brain no likey when no subtitles. so thanks.
The eldritch demon urge to drink a vat of chemicals from an abandoned lab ,become a horrifying creature and fly around cursing people
9:32 made me cry uncontrollably
9:37 BRO. CMON MAN LET HIM IN I’M SURE HE’LL WIPE HE FEET FIRST (VERY POLITE)
The feminine urge to slurp worms like noodles
okay, but does anyone else want the person in the last tiktok to explain because they actually want to know why they think that?
Just me?
Alr
Sonic lore speedrun. Shadow is cannonically an immortal, basically unkillable, clone of Sonic. He was made by scientists to create immortality in order to save a dying girl. He is used as the basis for future creations and eventually his genes are used to create Chaos, which kinda tries to destroy the world. He was created to be "holy", was "haunted" by the implications of being an imperfect but better clone, and was made in the "glory" of the scientists trying to cure all disease.
2:51 lmao i remember that shirt
0:37 ayo WHAT PRODUCTS 0____0
LET BURT INSIDE THE HOUSE IM CRYING
7:28
I think that’s my favorite feminine urge i have sometimes… i give this one person i love so much in ways she will never understand forehead kisses and smiles and i wish i could give her everything in this world even if just for that smile… that beautiful smile when she’s laughing, when she’s excited, or when i show her a drawing i made for her… it’s adorable… god i’m in love… fuuuuuuuu…
RANTING ABT MY CRUSH NOW-
every time i give her a forehead kiss she’ll smile, that genuine, happy smile, and when she told me she loves getting the drawings from me during school and i just- this girl… she is the light of my life and my love…
The masculine urge just to become a frog. Just a frog. Maybe a poisonous one, preferably a pink frog.
the CHAOTIC urge
Bruh why you have to upload this when I was at zoom classes, Btw Love you're stuff!
// caps
9:33 ALLOW BURT IN THE HOUSE LET THEM IN ISTG SMSMNFJWJXNNFJR THEY LOOK SO KIND PLEASE I WANT BURT
1:25 This is so specific yet so relatable
These are TOO good
i just found out that i might be pre-diabetic. its so much scarier than i thought it would be.
Amazing!!!
Always the best tiktok comps!
guys im in quarantine for 5 days cuz i tested positive for corona.
pro: quarantine 🥳😎
con: corona 🤧😷
The masculine urge to say “fek it” and take a sip out of the paint cup
the enby urge to go thrifting when you already have to many clothes
The urge to construct a secret facility under your house, where you kidnap and play with your victims before killing them to appease the Ancient Ones
I just have the urge to set up an entire area where people can destroy anything they come across including the floors and the walls, anything but the other people destroying things. I'd want to call it Carnage... but I doubt I'll ever fall through on that creative plan, so hopefully the Internet will do something with that if they can.
Yeah... I'm gonna need that shirt
Song at 1:58 is "American Boy" by Estelle
guys guys so i made an scp oc last night and i may be brainrotting pls ask for details i will gladly supply /gen
Give me the information about your scp OC
I would like to know =]
Me: **[sees sand at the beach]**
Also me: So it begins... the beginning of the end.
*2 hours later and I've created an entire sand empire. Sandfleas scurry hither and thither among castles, temples, stadiums, and aqueducts. They are sheltered, protected by walls of seaglass and driftwood. The gates protect them from the land crab barbarians, who seek their demise. I have given them society, I have given them civilization. I am their king, and I rule them justly with peanut butter sandwiches and potato chips. But lo, the tide is coming, and I know that doom is upon them. There is no saving them, and I must watch and weep as the walls crumple, and a civilization is brought low.*
TL;DR Embraced the masculine urge to create an empire... and watch it all fall apart.
Yoooo portrait mode! Cool!
That cake at the beginning was fr beautiful
just the urge to binge watch a bunch of my favorite shows that i know will mentally destroy me while eating pasta i heated up in the microwave for 10 seconds
i know i should be studying for midterms BUT….i’m a material gowrl so i can’t
people in my class kept saying something about "material girl" something or other. i know its a madonna song, but im guessing thats not what they're talking about.
could u enlighten me about what it means &/or where its from? :3
material girl by saucy santana!
@@mikefr1ght ok so google tells me that came out in 2020, but ive only just heard people talking about it... like did it blow up on tik tok 2 years late, or am i just out of touch?
no people are just talking about it now! no need to be worried 😊 i also found about it recently haha!
@@mikefr1ght o ok i see. thanks friend (^~^)
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the video that started my obsession again
The nonbinary urge to look like every character from Nightwing 2016
9:35 DORSET HORN sheep omg I love those lil guys they are the meaning to my dad pathetic existence
Sad*
12:34 BUT THE FACT I LISTEN TO THIS SONG EVERY DAY-
shadow the edgehog hehe
2:10 is American Boy - Estelle and Kanye West
yes before he went crazy and yes Estelle ❤️
11:14
i swear to god this guy was on that one flower sculpture netflix show
The urge to match the color of my clothes with the color of the monster energy can I'm drinking
Do it you beautiful, goofy ahh human being.
The dude asking people why they haven’t dated Pete Davidson killed me💀
4:29 oh my god i took all the psychic damage from that
12:37 no plz what did this band ever do? They're so unproblematic
The feminine urge to have an adventure and get to make choices that matter