10 Ways To Appear Smarter
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Sorry this didn't go up yesterday guys, the video was stuck in 'sending to subscribers' for hours and hours! So I just decided to try again today. Hope you enjoy it, give it a big LIKE for me :D
I gotz a creepy smile
You rock, Matthias!
Also, now that Markiplier is out of the hospital, can you ask him to do another challenge with you?
I have the creepiest smile ever. If I smile at people they laterally avert their eyes
^ You aren't the only one
Tip to looking smarter: grow a beard! It doesn't matter if you're a boy or girl- if you're stroking a beard while talking to someone, they'll 100% see you as an intelligent individual.
I have heard that to and I agree.
Lauren Bonnefoy Just love it when girls stroke their beards
Nathan Moody hahaha
Nathan Moody I know right.
Well, you just said if you're stroking a beard... So you could just stroke someone elses beard.
'What's four times eight?'
Me: 32... Wait no... Four times six is 24... Times seven is 28... Yea 32... Right?.. Wait...
Fuzzy Kitten 8 is 16 twice; is 32 twice :D How i do maths..
exactly
sean sears thats exactly how i do math!
sean sears 8 times 16 is 4 times 32...
A guy WOW. MIND = BLOWN
But that isn't the math I was doing.
When I was 4 I saw a baby with glasses and I was like "WHOA THAT BABY MUST BE A GENIUS!!!!"
That whimper at the end tho XD
"If you insinuate that I should tolerate such insubordination from a microscopic individual such as your self, you are laboring under an onerous illusion whose base is to obnoxious to be observed." Did I get that right?
Yup
king Schuyler it's erroneous not onerous :P
superone4561 trying to use phonetics here lol
could anyone pls briefly tell what that ACTUALLY means? I got confused all day long as I aint a native speaker gosh ths a lot if you do
ET TONG basically ( i think )"If you are implying that I should tolerate such disrespect from a tiny (meaning pathetic and worthless) person such as yourself, you are believing a severe illusion (you are in denial) that is based on something to irritating to pay attention to."and if that made less sense"if you think I should listen to someone as stupid as you, then you are living in denial of how stupid you are"that last one sounded pathetic but whatever. Hope this made sense MEHHHH
When you told the joke and said its a bad joke if you have to explain it if its a bad one and then explained how that was a joke, I rolled my eyes right as you were saying roll your eyes.
HecticNicksCorner ;)
I sadly memorized it and used it against my weird friend :3. She got confused :)
then you nailed it.
Nailed it like a wooden plank being...nailed...?
Awesome! I'm to lazy to memorize that but I can memorize an entire song! >->
Then yeah u nailed it! Like Matt said!
***** My friend just told me I was grammatically incorrect. Maybe it did work...?
Me: *scrolling through comments*
Matt: does WHETHER IT WANTS TO
Me: *Having a heartattack*
XD
Put captions on 3:03 LOL it's so funny
+valerie kitchen omfg so funny
XD
wow just wow XD
+valerie kitchen And put it in slow motion
XD LOLZ!!! Thx Bro!!!!
"If you insinuate that I should tolerate such insubordination from a microscopic individual such as yourself you are laboring under an erroneous delusion whose basis is too obnoxious to be observed."
COMEBACK: "If you inadequately insist I am such a microscopic individual, which I may affirm, than it should cause an infinitesimal accumulation of affliction if I now strike your indomitable face."
Peeking Under The Blindfold my comeback: "uh....... Your a poohead!"
ummmmmmmmmm i dont know what that means?
Peeking Under The Blindfold it means I'm gonna punch u
Masters of Illusion and that its going to hurt
COMEBACK^2: "I do insist, for the veracity of my proclamation is absolute, and as such, that nonsensical comeback is ineffectual to this symposium, therefore I shall amiably neglect you."
My jokes aren't bad!
It's just that nobody gets them because nobody I know can use common sense.
InsaneCraziness same....
BurntToast lol same
ReptileOS I Relate a lot to this. I say a hilarious joke and no one laughs, then I explain and THEN they laugh. rip.
Was he talking about you? Ya I bet same
There's no way that I'll be able to remember that comeback but it has so many complicated words that no one will notice if I mess up, right? :P
exactly haha
Well... U write it down... Another thing that makes you seems smart!
The things Matthias said at the end I wrote down and memorized. Then my sister and I were arguing and she had a pretty good point so I said what Matthias said. It was hilarious because everyone in the room just stared at me and Chloe said "Wait hold up! We can settle this later... Now... WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY???" 😂😂😂😂 It was beautiful!!! Thanks Matthias!
I have a creepy smile
And that's why I don't smile
Samelol
I like weird smiles... hhhehehehehehhehe wait wut?
me to
People say that when I smile with my teeth, I look like I'm gonna bite them. But when I smile without showing my teeth, I can't keep my eyes open. So I don't smile, but I'm an extrovert, so that makes my life tough because it really confuses people when I laugh but don't smile. I'm also a nerd, so most people avoid me anyways. Oh well.
matthias: in fact like this video if you think you have a creepy smile!
me:...*likes video in disappointment*...
mine is not creepy its just ugly af
we have so much in common already
What if instead of listening to Mozart I listen to Beethoven? And speak with heavy slang, and have fake eyelashes on only one eye? And break into people's houses while singing, "singing in the rain? Viddy well little brother, viddy well.
I actually love Mozart and classical music 😂
Me too
me too
Lol I do too, he said con-S-eer-to instead of con-sheer-to though
Perelandra good for u
That's good for you
This was my childhood, these skits and so many other channels, I miss the old days
The reason behind my creepy smiles, so people know not to mess with me, plus, if I'm mad at someone, I always smile, so I just turn it to a creepy smile which freaks them out.
I would wear my glasses but
1) dorky pinkish purplish color
2) too small
3) I don't know why I even "needed" them in the first place
I just looked and I can't even find them.....
Brenna Baker RIGHT🙄
I have glasses that look odd.
My glasses are square that are about the size of my eyes lol
although they are black thats red on the inside.
The best way to look smart is to always just so happen to be carrying a folder with all your papers that have good grades so anytime someone sees inside it they think you get good grades on everything (also pro tip is to not run into glass doors like me lol)
_I know my Boochan, if she sees this, will yell at me for this but..._
*_I'm told I'm smart and often look smart but I must be the least informed and intelligent person who could be told such malarkey._*
KL Ryusaki a
3:03 (REALLY FRIGGIN LOUD SNEEZE OH MY GOSH)
XD
I've actually memorized The Ultimate Comeback................... ARE YOU PROUD OF ME, SENPAI?! SENPAI, ARE YOU PROUD OF MEH?!!??!?!?!?!
probably not
Slow clap
Horsey girl *slowly forces hands down back to chair* no no no, not slow clap
senpai must first be proud
then slow clap
+ZGT LPS XD
+ZGT LPS What the heck is a "senpai" and why everyone is callining youtubers that name?
You do not only need to have glasses, you also need to know HOW to use them. How to adjust them on your nose, how to behave when you clean them (like taking a deep breath, shaking a bit your head and then starting a great speech), etc. u.u
haha brilliant!
***** Nope, not brilliant. Just... smart! ;)
My friends are annoyed with how smart I am. Our teacher gives us really hard sets of questions, and when I get an 100, and every one else gets like a 50-70, They all get mad at me when they ask my score and I tell them. Then, after class, I cant talk with them, because they are talking about the questions, and if I said 1 word, they would get annoyed with me and say " DONT BRAG DUDE!!!!". Im not bragging!!!!! Yet, the oppisite thing happens when a girl gets an 100 with me (My friends are still mad at me, but the girls freinds all are like "Great Job!!!!") The lesson is, being Smart is Dangerous.
Its so annoying! Its also annoying when you get a question wrong and everyone laughs at you ;~;
Yep
How about when half the class is texting u asking about the math homework? I'm like, "X EQUALS 3!! COULD IT GET ANY EASIER?!"
It's also really annoying when the whole class knows nothing about your best subject. like me personally like English a lot, so I am the only one with the best score. all of my classemate constantly asking questions and copying the answers even though I have warned them i might be wrong. at least no one blame me for get the wrong answer though.
+Bảo Vy Nguyễn IKR MY CLASS CANNOT MATH!!
Here is a tip, put your hand on your chin and always be in deep thought
haha
+Matthias OMG you replied. You are my favorite youtuber. I can't believe it!!!!!
4:12 use big words 😂😂😂
That was too much
about number 4: when you are a musician, solo or in an orchestra, you know a huge variety of musical pieces; you even don't have to listen to them! and also you can show them when you play them!
I'm in gifted & talented science, ELA, and math
And I'm an insanely shy person
-also 4x8 is 32-
+Booper Dooper same I am incredibly smart as well though it sucks sometimes being an introvert. It gets lonely.
Yeah
D:
+Booper Dooper i am in ingenuity and have to do high school work and because of that i have no life and no friends
I'm gifted in every subject, though I don't know why I suck at math
+Booper Dooper me too. totally
The thing that makes people appear smarter is to actually be smart. its not that hard. just listen and do well on tests.
pfft, wait what dose listen mean?
"dose"
+Trevor Foulks (It means shout as loud as you can when you want to say something)
spacemanandy2 thank's!
I rarely did good on tests, but people see me as a smart person
10 ways to become a ninja? :p
I don't have a nice smile, I don't have a creepy smile, I HAVE A RUBBISH SMILE
Matthias you're videos make me smile everyday. when i'm sad and i watch you're videos and i feel a lot better. i check you're sub count everyday to see if you've made it to 2 million subs. keep up the great work.
(on number eight) bless you
I'll watch this later, I just wanted to be one of the first XD
For once
Rybellious. Me too, Jk it's 2017. This was made in 2015.
About bragging...I was bragging (just yesterday) about how smart I was. And humble, too. I'm a weirdo, don't judge.
I won't, I am to
No emotion in a conversation, but drops of knowingness in your voice.
+Kitty Sans Same
1:25 OMG THESE EDITING SKILLS ARE THE BOMB!!!
My smile looks like I'm cringing. Then I look back at that photo of me smiling and I cringe... it's just a horrible cringe loop.
What did he say in the come back I get teased so plz help me
If you're getting teased about getting fat you can do this:
Bully:Run fatty run!
You: Yes I am fat but fat can slim down, your ugly face just can't be fixed by the scientist that made because the a face not even a mother can love.
You're welcome.
K Church The bully will bully you even more because you have bad grammar
Dress reasonably. People aren't going to see you as very smart if you go walking around with your pants at your knees or your hoochies and hahas out for a show.
3:03 "REALLY FRIGGIN LOUD SNEEZE OH MY GOSH" The Captions XDDDDDDD
That noise at the end tho
Mathias: Ahmmn
I do the total opposite of all of these, but my friends call me a genius...
Then you might be a natural genius? ; )
Me too.
13K thinks they have a creepy smile.
A Noble Prize
SeanTheHOMIE Goes To me. Thank You, Thank You.
Goes to all of Matt's Subscriber's.
3:03 WITH CLOSED CAPTIONS OH MA GAWD SO FLIPPING FUNNY!!!!
To me, people with modified devices appear smart because of the fact that not many people know how. I know that every time someone notices my iPhone is jailbroken, they infrequently ask me questions related to iDevices. People with rooted Android devices, or unlocked phones(in general) appear smarter. Also when having people over, having artwork on display or lit candles/incense makes them seem more down to earth and therefore able to think clearly and concisely.
Steering conversations towards a story about a problem you know how to solve is also an interesting experiment, but is not too dissimilar from using "big" words out of context. An example would be the Y2K bug, which some people still don't understand.
Wear an outfit that matches. Go fourth my young Padawan
Why is it that even as a smart person, I still couldn't get half of what he said when he rapid fired those big words? I kind of use those in moderation thanks, although it would be funny to play with someone's intelligence by doing that.
Also I listen to heavy metal, rock and electronic music primarily and I'm in alot of advanced classes, though I am classically trained in violin and playing drums.
but I DO LOVE READING!!!!!!! am I smart :O.... LET'S TEST 2 + 2 ....oh that's easy 22!! :D IM A GENUS
It is 4 not 22
What makes you appear smarter is memorizing your multiplication so whenever someone asks you something you quickly answer like a genius 😝👌🏼🤓🤓
Amanda: Your fly is open. Matthias: Do you mean zip fastener?
Oh come on, D minor is too whiny! Why not A minor? It is a more 'serious' tone of minor to me.
I were glasses and I'm not smart
same
Emily Marie lol thx
dj edits Your grammar proves that you aren't lying
wow 5th view and 1st comment . wow i have no life lol
Me to no life club
its worse when my family is celebrating easter today
Omg I'm sorry for you
ehh only 8 ppl, most cooking and 2 were napping lol so nbd
that long sentence he said as a comeback, it made sense. and i liked it. im gonna use that, actually
who else broke out laughing when he said BLAH BLAH BLAH DE BLAH DE DAH at 2:19
So you're saying that 'using big words makes you smarter'?
How 'bout 'Antidisestablishmentarianism?
And, no. I have no clue what it means. :)
it means to go against the church or the government. Yea, I can spell it and define it, because I'm an English nerd.
Me too, I just have a sucky memory :P
Thanks, also!
No problem!
AntArctic Ok, it took me like 10 seconds to read that word😱Longest word ever!
BluJay I have a longer one: supercalifragilistticexpialidocious
apparently 19k people have a creepy smile
8|)
I smile creepier then others. But on the other half, I know everything. 😂
#8 I was waiting for Matthias to say "know what I'm saying J-Fred"😂😂
0:36 i broke out laughing! LOLLL
at number 1 i always try not to smile but my mouth is like "HEY LEMME OPEN OUR MOUTH WITH A BIG SMILE NOW!"
The best comeback ever: No insults please. Your face is insulting enough.
1) smile all the time
2) Read/Carrie around large book
3) Wear glasses
4) Listen to classical music
5) Don’t open your mouth unless you know what your talking about
6) Ask Questions
7) Wear clothes that fit
8) Don’t brag
9) roll your eyes and be sarcastic
10) Use big Words (most effective)
11) (bonus) Comebacks
I have MCAS (Massachusetts only test) and this vids relives my stress
I'm crying, this is too good.
paraffin wax releases toxic fumes when burnt, which has contributed to its fall out of favour. In 2009, a study by South Carolina State University found that burning paraffin wax candles give off harmful fumes (toluene and benzene) which is linked to asthma and lung cancer
4:9 lol! "If you insinuate that I should tolerate such insubordination from a microscopic Individual such as yourself, you are laboring under an ironious illusion whose base is too obnoxious to be observed." 😂😂
*screams his apartment down* I HAVE HAIR THAT DOES WHATEVER IT WANTS TO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mathias quote of the year
I completely lost it at 0:44!!😂😂😂
that looked like there was really two mattthiases on the couch I'm impressed, even the pillow under him moved
The Für Elise is ACTUALLY my favorite song. Most likely because it was the only thing I listened to for like 2 years...
Matt you r my fav youtuber and you amanda and luna are the best couple and family on RUclips
That was some very bombastic speech at the end there mattias.
matt your smile is perfect and so are you. unlike me
3:01 That's a well played line.
#5 is not the quickest way, but is probably one of the most effective ways to appear smarter. Because if you don't try to talk about stuff you don't know about, you are smart.
him zipping his pants up wrong physically hurt me
In 4th grade I was the smartest kid in my grade, I smile a lot, I read books for real, I have glasses, I listen to all that music, I speak geek, I ask AT LEAST 5 questions a day in all my classes, I of course wear close that for me, I don't brag (only if I ace my end of my year exams 4th grade). I'm usually right when they're wrong, I correct grammar, I always put my hair in a bun most days.
my hair does the same thing what ever it wants! it always looks different and super curly!
The book that Amanda's holding upside down is the book I'm reading from my school library!
another year of videos gone through, and you did a LOT of videos :) slowly catching up!
Bless you
“Motsart makes babies smart”
-Kari McKeen, The Incredibles
Matthias you are a genius
That’s one more person: you look smart, Matthias.
I liked the video because I love Matthias and his videos and I have a creepy smile
When Matthias talked about "smiling makes you smarter", it reminded me that there is guy in my school who is smiling all the time and he didn't pass Year 11 and he is repeating it now XD
Lol
to appear smarter always try and pick out every little mistake and tell everyone you know around you
As a "certified" sesquipedalion, I found that perfect retaliation at the end of the video to be quite intriguing.
#1) I smile to everyone
#3) I wear glasses
#7) I wear clothes that fit me
I only do three of these
The first time I saw Matthias I thought he was kinda 🤓 nerdy but now he's just funny and smart at the wright moment !😁😂
Matthias, you are the best, Sooooo funny, and one of the best youtubers EVER!!!
At 4:09 he sounds like Willey Wonka in the new version.
Oh my god I HAVE to use that comeback
"Number 8: ACHOO!" Thanks Matt, I know how to look smart now 👍
Turn on caps at that point its quite funny
BLESS YOU, MATT