YTP | The Lingo 2 Kingo 🦁🦁
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Two things I’ve learned from this
1. Timon just doesn’t understand good Disney ships.
2. Mufasa is unbelievably polite to Zazu, he gave him his own stomach to stay in when his condo was being repaired and he took the time to say good morning when he was in a tight spot.
No, it's that Timon doesn't support cringe shippings, mostly when it's non-canon.
This is very valuable information for when the live action Mufasa movie comes out
Timon definitely doesn't understand Ferbnessa
Disney characters who have nothing to do with each other? Ship them!
Where all this ships come from?👀
3:09
Simba: *(brutally murders his own father)*
Also Simba: *Oops.*
Scar : oh dear oh dear
That was the funniest part
What did you do, simba!
0:48 “I’m very disappointed in you”
Simba: 🤪
"Simba you delinquent child"
Literally everyone in my class to the teacher
Simba: I Just Wanted To Be Like You
Mufasa: I’m Only Crazy When I Have To Be.
:)
You said you’d always be there for me!
Hahahahahaha
*_N O S O N_*
😐
0:03 It funny that Timon and Clayton Asked what was going on here and they just looked at each other in confusion.
Clayton: thats my line!
Timon:”Jinx.”
@@CandyCaptain Clayton: a whatever jinx
The Madagascar grandma jumpscared had me rolling. 😂
Yeah me too I wasn't expecting
Her.And her name is Nana
That's was funniest lmao 🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Plot Twist scar hired Nana to assassinated Mufasa 😆 lol 2:50
You're a bad kitty! 💀
@@brighteyes6585 lmao 🤣 🤣🤣
3:36 😫
'Good morning sir 🐦'
"Good morning zazu 🙂'
That part made me laugh.
BROTHER!!!! 😫😫😫😫😫
Bird
Good morning zazu! 😃
I genuinely feel guilty for laughing at this part 😂
Same😂😂😂
A simple good morning in the mist of war.
That's gotta be one of the funniest Quistoff gags of all time~.
If I ever have any kids, I'm going to tell them this is The Lion King.
This has me rolling! 😂
Same😂😂😂😂😂
“I’m gonna be a mighty King”
10 Years later
Becomes Prince John.
Prince John: No No No No!!!
PATHETIC.
PATHETIC.
PATHETIC
Zazu : pathetic
Simba: murders his father
Also simba: oops…
“If it weren’t for you, Mufasa would still be alive! It’s YOUR fault he’s dead! Do you deny it!?”
@@devanhinskey9001
Simba: No.
Scar: Then you’re GUILTY!
That part got me so good 🤣🤣
To be fair, Simba did say he couldn't wait to be king. Guess he really couldn't.
“Don’t turn your back on me Simba!”
MOM I’M FAMOUS
😂
Oops
Oh no, Mufasa. Perhaps you shouldn’t turn your back on me
Ah Scar was right. Simba is responsible for his death LOL
@@Xander1000. 😂
4:17
Simba: MURDERER
*Scar Smacks The Half Life 3 Outta Simba*
4:17
@@drewcydoxvasquez5371I knew I should’ve stopped at that part
Thanks though
Scar: Murderer.
(thunderclap)
Mr. Potato Head: Murderer!
Simba: No I'm not.
@@SuperCodywebb
Scar: GUILTY!
Scar: *slapping Simba harder* 4:18
*about to die*
„good morning sir!“
„good morning Zazu “
*goes back to dying*
My wife wanted to watch The Notebook for date night. I told her no... I've got this covered.
🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌
How romantic 😂
Good husband 👍
@@spectradusker4305 you certainly can't feel the love tonight
She'll thank you, though. 😏
3:37 Even when Mufasa’s about to die, he politely says ‘good morning’ to Zazu. That’s a true king.
While scar smiled wickedly:
The cut to Prince John killed me, omg
"Pathetic" same, Zazu. A pretty pathetic "king" indeed!
3:53 " So it's all the more reason for me to be a monkey "
4:52 " I will be an IDIOT !"
Scar got his priorities here
4:49 "NOT THE BIRDY BOILER!"
I'm surrounded by idiots 5:10
1:06
> Zazu flies in
> looks Simba dead in the eyes
> sigh
> doesn't elaborate further
> leaves
Had me breathless laughing. XD
*casually spits out royal advisor*
“GoOd MoRniNg ZaZu”
I see Simba has taken lessons from Pete. 1:57
They've been practicing 😁
Guess Simba was sick at the time
1:58 I knew that Bonsly has taken lessons from Grok.
2:51 Everything the B R O T H E R touches is our Kingdom got me there-
YTP Scar: *procedes to kill Mufasa*
YTP Mufasa: Crud *Screams as he falls into radiation*
Audience as they see that joke got interrupted: 😔😔😔😔
The sequel we never knew we needed 🤯
Five years later, you’re still dishing out laughs from me.
2:30 poor Arthur after watching people that ship him with Ariel I bet he's traumatized
2:42 Poor Arthur?! How about Poor Aladdin?!! They shipped him with Lola, a bunny!!!
Timon does not like what he saw
I like to call him wart
Simba saying “I’m gonna be a mighty king” and then immediately cutting to prince john is brilliant!
Qwistoff just casually calling out ever cross-shipper on the internet like it's nothing.
0:57 Hello, surprise Blues Brothers reference. I wasn't expecting you here, but you are _most_ welcome. 😁
3:35 *BROTHER* *BROTHER* *BROTHER*
Bro…Ther!!!
2:25-It's funny how many Disney shipping videos like these were there during the 2010s.
5:05 “We will soon be connected to Netflix” that part made me laugh 😂😂😂😂
"I'm surrounded by idiots." -me in high school
1:46
Scar: I despise listening to songs I don't sing
Who said you had too?
TWO WORDS:
BE PREPARED
3:48 Top 10 saddest Anime Deaths... 😢
This YTP makes a very handsome BROTHER!!!!
BROTHER BROTHER BROTHER
B R O T H A 😢
B R O T H A 😢
Mufasa: SCAR ME BRUV 3:17
Mufasa: Help…Brother…
@@trinityleadershipproducts3255 scar: bad back you know
@@Kajiufan2021Mufasa: SCAR SUCKS
Bruh
@@zachariahdavis5973 3:26
4:58 *BIG UHM* 🫨😱
"I'm very disappointed in you" *cut to Simba making a silly face* "Simba you delinquent child" is sending me
I'm on Timon's side. What mooks made up those weird fan shippings?!
3:40 Long live the love
I’m with Simba 😰
@@timblaisdell5108ayo hi Moof!
The "BROTHER" never gets old 😂 in fact it has become an inside joke with me and my brother
In fact as your brother I do not care
Rotten pumpkin hats is my actual brother by the way
That’s what I say to my guy friends, “BROTHER!”
What did we learn? For one: the life of a baboon is working for Disney. Second: Mufasa hates Simba. Thirdly: no one likes Simba (especially since hE’s GoNnA bE a MiGhTy KiNg). Fourthly, BROTHA. Finally, Qwistoff hasn’t lost his touch at all and this had me laughing the entire hecking time.
Another lesson: Timon hates ships.
1:58 Oh no Simba caught the “BAHHHHHHHHH” Virus 🤣
0:13 Rafiki is actually a Mandrill. Not a baboon.
Huh, doesn’t look like a man with a drill to me.
Aha@@Bobber_The_Wise
@@Bobber_The_Wise 😂😂 no it s a type of M O. N. K E
0:43 IS THAT A CHALLENGE!?
*spits out zazu* Good Morning Zazu
3:08 This part made mi laugh 🤣🤣🤣
5:22
"DE KING IS DEAD."
"HELP MEH!"
Omg the Scar and Mufasa fursuits made by Sparkle Creations and Bongo Laserworks at 3:46 lol
I remember watching the first Lingo Kingo YTP on a laptop that was on display at Walmart with my friends since I didn't have my own device at the time 🤣 And we really enjoyed it, glad to see a sequel all these years later! Keep up the good work!
The perfect description for this great YTP:
WHAT MOOK MADE THAT UP?
I've waited literal years for this... it's so satisfying to finally see the sequel everyone needed.
5:09 Netflix, favorite streaming
The 2nd ytp to use netflix joke
5:07
What was the first one
Kachows 2
5:02
Not the hyenas eating Scar *on camera* catching me way off guard 💀💀💀
(also your editing is fantastic and I laughed so much, thx for making such great ytps!!!)
Uhmmmm.... So that's why scar is defeated from the ending scene while the hyenas eat him
@@Jardenholloway Well duh. My comment was that Qwistoff edited it on screen compared to the movie
Your best one yet! Brilliantly edited and the jokes are on point, extremely well done! Much impressed. Much love from Sweden!
1:57 Simba is hopeless. He leaves Zazu for five minutes, and he comes back to RAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
2:10 was the best disney ytp musical number ever in all of YTP
0:01 (0:02)
Timon: *"HEY!"*
Timon and Clayton: *"What's going on here?!"*
@@antoniolopez-leonproductio9032 a crossover that nobody expected
Clayton:Huh
Timon: HUH
😂
@@CLAYMAX-03
Monkei: *"iT iS tImE" :D*
It's the fact they both looked at each other in confusion that makes it.
AARON CHRISTOPHER GARLAND OCTOBER 28 2005 LAUGHING ❤
0:43 *WHACK💥* *IS THAT A CHALLENGE?!😡🤣😂😂😂😂🤣😂*
"Spits zazu" good morning zazu
@@yandoc8885 mufasa: I'm very disappointed in you
2:35 Oh my golly! Is Stromboli proposing to Aroura?
EXCUSE ME?! THAT’S THE GUY FROM PIXAR’S ONWARD
edit: i have realized i made a huge mistake and i have just created a massive fuss for no reason at all lmao pls forgive me for my stupid ass (also pls don’t make fun of me ik im stupid)
@@Jowa._53_.WIt's there in the next frame buddy. Next frame.....
@@westontilby2726 ik i wanted to delete my reply when i realized but i couldn’t find the comment again until just now lol
4:25 *HE IS DEAD!*
Because he kill Mufasa 3:08
"YOU SAID YOU'D ALWAYS BE THERE FOR ME!"
No, son
Just saw Lion King in theaters a few days ago and this made me piss my pants
Timon: (blows raspberry sarcastically) That's not a king, that's just a fuzzy maraca! 🤣 🙈🦝🐗
This brings me bk to the golden era of ytp, i LOVE THIS 😂
1:37 That's so Simba in the sequel
Totally Simba in sequel and not Prince John from Robin Hood 😏😏😏😏
The prince of ytps is back!
Which one is the king?
@@complex2live It's not Simba apparently
@@complex2live yoshimaniac is the king but qwistoff is the prince lol
Ooohohoo! You are such a naughty monkeh!! 3:57
Scar always loved monkeys?? 😂
that grandma jumpscare lol
Grandmother's can be scary...
She abused Alex
She can abuse Simba
Don’t let her get near Simba
(That’s the worst Haiku I tried to make)
"I will be an *IDIOT!*" - Bruv Scar
2:10 Remix Time!
0:46 *Mufasa spits out Zazu😂😂😂😂😂*
Just the implication and the reaction is what does it 😂😂😂😂😂
“He’s going back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get Turkeys on the menu”😂
2:35 enemy Stromboli spotted
Well spotted😉
"You'll be rewarded a shiny new sausage!"
Rafiki screaming like Marv made me smile
I made me die
@@LunaMoon-sz2ru3:36
BROOOOOOO-THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!
3:21
Certified bruh moment
Your edit work gets better and better with every video. This one gets a shining new sausage from me!
B R Ö T H E ER
Lmao love the whole shipping song & scar killin hairball
2:18 This gave me flashbacks to these random ships back then 😂😂😂
Also amazing remix!
Like Zutara
0:32 Savage beast spots his unsuspecting victim
0:35 Simba: “bites off Mufasa’s ear”
3:26 😂😂😂😂
THAT HURTS!!😂
1:17 *Every dad😂😂😂😂😂*
2:47 the ultimate lion king villain has arrived
The fact that I didn’t notice that in the first place….. And when I came back to it, the granny jump scared the s*** out of me!
Scar: And I will be an idiot!
Scar is so funny in this 🤣
1:57 Pete be like: Well you’re just wrong.
Simba: But but I can work really hard!!
Pete: WRONG. You're a doofus.
Simba:Why?
2:45
WHO’S THE MONK?!
Ok easily ur best ytp so far, ur reminding me of some of the best ytps I've ever seen. This has gotta be in my top 5 fav ytps, great job.
3:37 mufasa was so calm good morning zazu😂 such a funny video.
4:56 Scar: Stick With Me! And you’ll never go Hungry Again!!!
Shenzi , Banzai, and Ed: *Eats Scar*
That’s Not What I Meant.
2:04 i love how did animated :)))
2:03 POV: my mom wake me up for first day of school in August 5
Since the original Lingo Kingo you've seriously outdone yourself!
Pretty sure it was the ytp that led to me finding your channel Qwistoff and I must say...
BROTHER!
1:00 haha childhood trauma caught in 4K!📸
Man, I swear to God, These YTP's are always so good, Sometimes they seem like they're getting better and better😂LOL
"BROTHER!!!"
*Zazu flies past Mufasa in obvious danger*
"Good morning, Sire!"
"Good morning, Zazu!"
Every single scene was.golden i couldn't stop laughing at the life of baboon and king john scenes. You are starting to become my new favourite youtubepooper
1:07 Zazu’s Silence was Hella funny
4:38 THIS LITTLE RAT IS GUILTY
We’ve been waiting for it for SO LONG
FINALLY GOD BLESSED US!🙇
2:50 Granny jumpscare
Wow your power has doubled since the last time you met the Lion King, Qwistoff!
RUclips knows my humor too well and to be honest i appreciated it.
Brought to you by : youtube recommendations
Didn't take me long to figure out why this was recommended to me even though it's got nothing to do with my watch history. Congratulations, you abruptly prevented me from drinking my coffee for six minutes strait.
Enough time for the coffee to cool down ☕😉
@@QwistoffYTP It was iced coffee.
@@VidralliaArchives Good choice
Everytime Qwistoff posts, is not just a ytp, but a work of art in the edit.
This is a crazy one! You've outdone yourself Qwistoff!
The story telling with the sentence mixing has improved so much over the years that Qwistoff could probably just make a new Disney movie using all the characters at random; It would probably be better that what's already being made too.