i really enjoyed making this new style of video; i'm wondering what you guys thought of it.... should i make more of these, should i not? what are your opinions, i'd love to know :D
How to be depressed : Step 1: Watch the vidéo Step 2 : Look at the Stats of Joe Step 3: Realize that EVEN WHEN DOING THE DUMBEST STUFF HE HAS BETTER WN8 Step 4: *P A I N*
Don't mention it's a ford built engine after all. Which they kinda suck at making big a s s engines. Even the engine powering the tiger 2 has 700 horsepower and is a inline 6 diesel engine. While the Ford is a v8 with even lower horsepower around 550 to 650.
Don't make T95 getting stocked Upgrade the crew until 75% and release the only provisions and great equipment and upgrade your Doom turtle and be a most deadly slow TONK than ever Too good to be a pro
Me when using tortoise tech tree tanks be like: When you see a hill then realized the game will over before you spill any ammo while reading your teammate chat popping up pouring your slippery road. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Wow, and here i thought the stock Mauschen is the Slowest but this....this is something else, that i cant think of a word to describe on how slow this tank is
At least this has Armor....AMX AC46 Full Stock has literally nothing going for it.......Stock Sturer Emil has Gun Depression going for it(and when its Fully Maxxed(Crew,Provisions,Equipment) it can get Circled by a KV-3 ;-; )
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i really enjoyed making this new style of video; i'm wondering what you guys thought of it.... should i make more of these, should i not? what are your opinions, i'd love to know :D
M O R E
You should platoon with ur clanmates more often
MOREMKREMORE
Poggers tank
YUS
The speeeeeeeeeed is beautiful!!!!
This an epic moment.
Muuusic pls.
EPIK
edit: for some reason i have a feeling that someone will correct me so i want to say that im just saying the meme
hahaha even snail is faster than t95
Italian sarvente?
They should give this thing a minor speed buff
Uhh... Minor??? Hell no not minor
100 speed
Make the tank go 100 km/h
Like how they buffed its speed for pc
Speed 1000
How to be depressed :
Step 1: Watch the vidéo
Step 2 : Look at the Stats of Joe
Step 3: Realize that EVEN WHEN DOING THE DUMBEST STUFF HE HAS BETTER WN8
Step 4: *P A I N*
Step 5 go to gualg
I'm sorry 😭😭😭
Step 6: Depressed till death in gulag
step 7: watch the video again but 0.25x speed
Step 8: commit turtle stock
imagine you playing t95 with a dead driver
Pure pain
With dmg engine
Wait does damaged tracks decrease speed?
@@Cbrmkn98xs no
@@Cbrmkn98xs I’m pretty sure damaged tracks lower acceleration but I’m not sure
@@scouttf2143 It just creates higher chance of breaking those tracks!
*pantouf:"even a fricking maus can circle this thing!"*
*"Perfectly balanced as all things should be"* - Totally Sun Tzu, Not Thanos
Wow dude, pog..
I wonder if our agency should start poppin ul tank at our suspect house
@@primeministeroffbi7442 Good idea. Intimidate them into giving up info. XD
@@Tankdestroyer467 imagine rushing into a guy house just to see him watching rule 34 of vtuber
@@primeministeroffbi7442 :O
You should do a 5 minute video of a T95 slowly coming closer to the camera with music getting slightly louder
Rip viewers before t49 Comes
Imagine getting the engine damaged and the driver injured...
*AT THE SAME TIME*
Average speed 20 cm/h
Getting track, fuel and engine damage while driver is dead on a slope of hill
@@joskethegreat4154 and with a 50% trained crew!!
@@PHyN1151 incorrect, 30 mm/y
@@NaenaeGaming Incorrect, 10 mm/decade
the speed is just like how slow pantouf bake his baguette.
Best tank ever, its even better than the ‘fully upgraded’ version in most aspects. I’d give it a solid 11/10.
No
@@gabrielaklimova1164 its a joke bruh
Every light found this....this fast
By the time a stock T95 reach the battlefield the whole team died lol
When USA put a Tractor engine instead of putting an cola-powered tonk engine.
Don't mention it's a ford built engine after all. Which they kinda suck at making big a s s engines. Even the engine powering the tiger 2 has 700 horsepower and is a inline 6 diesel engine. While the Ford is a v8 with even lower horsepower around 550 to 650.
Stock engine + engine damage + dead driver + in water = D I S A S T E R
Title: "How to decrease winrate in wotb".
WoTB Joe in this video : Hahaha, T95 slow verdoon
WoTB Joe in reality : **Hiding real PAIN**
it is actually nice to see JOE suffering 😂❤️
00:01 Reality : Joe's crying inside because it's too slow xd
music
What makes the T95:
- tier VI engine
- 86.79 tons
- Dead driver
- Broken engine
- No provisions
- No equipment
- Braindead crew (50% exp)
The speed is the key of the victory
T95 with only 2 average speed
Don't make T95 getting stocked
Upgrade the crew until 75% and release the only provisions and great equipment and upgrade your Doom turtle and be a most deadly slow TONK than ever
Too good to be a pro
2:10
“Get the gun down, get the gun down!”
😂😂😂
Bro. Stock crew, mobility upgrades, and no boost, BUT WITH THE MAX GUN. IT’LL MAKE IT EVEN SLOWER.
T95 is basicly that one grandpa that broke his leg in ww2.
You missed one thing.
*You should have played it without ammunition.*
OR HE
Me:VK.100 is the slowest stock tank ever made
T95:Allow me to Introduce myself
and after all, he has so much joy at the loss ... I would like to experience such feelings ...)
Тhis is a pain omg
i first time to hear his voice :)
The T28 prototype is also in stock and has a speed of 1 👍
love the T95 and its amazing speed
From Brazil
0:01 the legend says he is still trying to go up the bridge🤣😆
that tank is pure torture :)
The "Slowly tonk" this is Perfect
Imagine your engine being damaged while being a stock 95
That tank is slower than my good luck returning to me and fixing my terrible life
I think I can actually move faster with my hands even though I never tried it
Wow joe I remember when you had 150 views per vid. Now over 6k in 2hours! Keep up the great content mate!
Imagine T95 in uprising...
Это я когда надо куда то идти, а ты не хочешь))))
в школу))))))
OMG Joe this one had me in tears laughing 🤣
Play stock t28 prot, if i am right, it has 1 km/h avg speed with stock motor
Joe quick question, what editing software do you use?
Wth!?, *slooooooooowwweeeessstt* tank ever made dude
The poor man. Is soul was literally crying out for a quick death
I played T-95 stock one time and it was MAD
this narration make my cried
Girls und panzer movie be like: * insert tank meme here *
legend says if you give me your heart then you will be free from suffering
0:53 Pov: you computer have a problem
4:25 when I saw that 2021, it made me feel old :(
This is the best editing ever keep it up Joe!!! Love your vids
I like this video imo, love ur voice
As a t95 main in war thunder i feel your pain
finally a respectful warthunder player not one that just goes my games better than yours nah na ha ha
That thing is faster than the SSC thrust
Imagine this: Stock T95, Dead driver, damaged tracks damaged engine
Me when using tortoise tech tree tanks be like:
When you see a hill then realized the game will over before you spill any ammo while reading your teammate chat popping up pouring your slippery road.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Imagine full stock t95 with the driver knocked out and the engine and tracks damaged. You don’t move at all lol
Dead driver, damaged engine and stock engine is pure pain
omg, this is so fast, lttb is left in the dust,
t95 needs speed nerf
Try to play with T95 stock and no consumables :)
This tank is more qualified to be called "Tortoise"😂
Where in the UK are you from? If you are even from there :v.
The slowest tank in the game...yeah t95, ooahh boe hold my 305mm armor
Cool video wotb joe ı enjoy it thanks!😁😀😎😎😎😉😉
it's called a turtle for a reason, it's about as slow as the friggin M A U S
I laughed so much at that video lmao
Stock T95 the definition of torture
And this is a tier IX
Gj wg
Truly pain to F2P
Joes new Lamborghini Sián
Loader Is dead Joe:yes
imagine... the pain but hey ur speed so what can i say :)
No wonder they Call it the Turtle
Faster than dracula
THEEEEEE
TIIIIIII 95
fastest war thunder tank:
That's the greatest speed ever
The suffering. My t 95 is maxed and still painful
This makes the tog look like a jet
Even dracula and lttb jealous because how fast this tank is
LOVE THE NEW CONENT
when you realized that wotb joe is a initial d weeb
Wow, and here i thought the stock Mauschen is the Slowest but this....this is something else, that i cant think of a word to describe
on how slow this tank is
At least this has Armor....AMX AC46 Full Stock has literally nothing going for it.......Stock Sturer Emil has Gun Depression going for it(and when its Fully Maxxed(Crew,Provisions,Equipment) it can get Circled by a KV-3 ;-; )
No wonder it was abandoned for a couple of decades in an open field
Remember kid safety first
Imagine this tank with 50 crew, and ded driver,engine damage and track damage
Your fuel tank is filled with Pro pain
Stocking but The History Accuracy
Tip: Grind the T30, a sweet tank and after, the T95! Doing this you won't have to play the T95 stock! I know "5Head" and you welcome!
Me when i see t28 in oponent team:Panik
Mewhen i see a t95 in oponent team:MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE
Walking is faster then stock t95
no joke, the T95 made me enjoy other slow tanks that are 20km/h,
*t r a v e r s e speed*
*very spicy*
-WoTB Joe
One streamer take a master on full stock t95, on HE.
7 million km an hour BEAUTIFUL
what is outro song?
i like it
Ahh nothing better than Tutel with stock gun
Dont worry about your t95 wot b joe u can just upgrade that soon GG
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