As always, Lud did *not* do this justice on the pod. The fucking “I forget sometimes old people don’t have wives” is legitimately the funniest thing I’ve seen in months, it’s 4 AM and I was so close to waking up the other people in my house from laughing so hard
This was fucking hilarious and those kids were so nice. You actually venmoing them was also such a baller thing to do, when I first saw this it made my afternoon ngl.
As a fellow 18 year old I didnt know what the hecc those youngins were saying. I just bareky graduated and am already out of the loop, its crazy how fast new words and slang come about
their vocab is changing so fast nowadays. I'm 23 and when I was their age kids were saying "yeet" and "on fleek." I have no idea what teenagers are like now and it kinda makes me sad cuz I still don't feel like high school was that long ago 🙃
genuinely one of the funniest videos i’ve seen in a minute. the way the kids don’t question you is so funny bc why would anyone just pretend to be a high schooler. they were so unintentionally funny and super nice. a great interaction all around. plus they know you smoke that pressure and could go band for band.
What is this girl. "What did you get your wife for Christmas? Sorry I forgot old people sometimes don't have a wife" and "I can't wait till I'm 33 I'm going to try meth" are insane quotes
This is an all time video. It's so perfectly funny without making anyone the butt of the joke. It's nice to see wholesome slime after seeing so much of him raging at assholes in solo que.
The thing that makes this even funnier is how fast it actually worked. I was like "ah shit man they aren't gonna fall for it man he's not even trying man" and than he clutched with the zyn convo.
Slime being so surprised at how nice the kids are is both such a huge endorsement and indictment of "the kids" these days. The fact that its a surprise at all is so damning to all the little shits out there, but these kids were so cool that its hard not to think "the kids will be alright."
me, a 22 year old young man in college sitting on the toilet at 2:31 in the morning hearing slime trying to bond with kids. "where's my elfbar?" I was literally hitting my elfbar as he said it. this has been a wake up call.
I’m 16 but I have no clue what they’re talking about I’ve never been more connected to a middle aged man in my life slime will truly heal the generation divide
I was just rewatching your previous videos and then this hit the feed! I NEED more slimewire I will literally edit for free to receive more of this banging content PLEASE
Every time I hear zyn I can only think of the video of nelk giving tucker carlson that giant can of zyn. I still don't believe that video actually exists cause it feels like a fever dream every time I think of it Also dog nipples would go crazy I'd pay for that
This was actually really sweet, just goes to show that the mainstream media doesn't want you to see the wholesome side of slime
can he be wholesome truly if he supports sborting babies?
the mainstream media is actually just slime controlling slime media
more like lamestream media
Catch 1 stream, then come back (nah but real shit he chill)
Careful.... you might get that ass banned LOL
The reyna dropping “I cant wait till I’m 33 I’m gonna do meth for the first time” is INSANE
Bruh I read this just as she said it lmao
The best thing is Slime has said like almost the same thing verbatim multiple times with the whole “oh from one time??” thing she said right after
with a riot buddy LLMFAO
@@T0NI_Holy fuck is that a lotm enjoyer on slimes channel😭😭😭
especially when the whole anti meth campaign is not even once
"I forgot old people don't always have wives" is craaaazy 😂
IM DEAD AS FUCK THEY SAID IT WITH THEIR WHOLE CHEST
They didn’t even mean it as an insult they were SO SINCERE.
thousandth like I'm god
"what did you get your wife for Christmas" - That killed me.
An absolute bar
"I can't wait till I'm 33, I'm gonna smoke meth for the first time" that girl was so unintentionally hilarious
@@ricochico1144 She's so sweet fr
The line that put Slime on suicide watch. 😂
You can hear in the background one of the kids says, “you’re hella good at Val, you gotta be a panty dropper.” Right after she finishes apologizing.
idk why but slime explaining a 401k and a ROTH IRA to a bunch of teens feels in characters and out of character at the same time
8:38 zyn son or cart daughter is so fucking funny
cart daughter at least i understand that shit
@@T0DD it’s the right choice
Man I'm getting old what's a cart
@@aniyilator i think it's vape cartridge but don't quote me
Vape for weed @@aniyilator
As always, Lud did *not* do this justice on the pod. The fucking “I forget sometimes old people don’t have wives” is legitimately the funniest thing I’ve seen in months, it’s 4 AM and I was so close to waking up the other people in my house from laughing so hard
homegirl said it so genuinely too like it was an actual statement not even tryna roast him🤣
They played the clip
I replayed it like 3 times
@@impjbtwfr she was just like, oh yeah i forgot it wasnt a roast or anything
@@elginge3115 they did? Weird, don’t remember. I just remember Lud doing the play by play of it
My jaw dropped when he went with “this site about as lame as homework” for his first line.
He was slipping into the character, he wasn't quite in the headspace yet
"What did you get your wife for christmas? Oh wait i forgot some old people dont have wives" was the most innocent torch ive ever heard in my life
The old bald man reveal was top notch. Haven’t laughed that hard since I took a blinker off the jenkum cart, ong.
This was fucking hilarious and those kids were so nice. You actually venmoing them was also such a baller thing to do, when I first saw this it made my afternoon ngl.
Valorant soloq is a trip sometimes, and overall I think the experience has genuinely improved a lot over time
yeah as another adult they were kind of annoying but they genuinely were pretty nice (especially after Slime said he'd venmo them $100 lmao)
It was so sweet how nice they all were, id buy zyn from that kid tbh
Not with the way he’s pricing his shit
fr 30 bucks is some wack shit
@@CheezyQq maybe he has the most earth shattering, religious experience inducing, mind melting zyn you've ever had in your life
@@bananaduck14 5 dots?
for 3 hamiltons bro better have the 10 dots, i wanna meet god when i pack one
“My dad is bald”, didn’t have to do that to him
as an 18 year old i never thought i'd feel more connected to someone that's 33 over a group of high schoolers in my life this shit was beautiful
As a fellow 18 year old I didnt know what the hecc those youngins were saying. I just bareky graduated and am already out of the loop, its crazy how fast new words and slang come about
their vocab is changing so fast nowadays. I'm 23 and when I was their age kids were saying "yeet" and "on fleek." I have no idea what teenagers are like now and it kinda makes me sad cuz I still don't feel like high school was that long ago 🙃
@@RavenLovesArt I'm 21 and anyone saying "yeet" or "on fleek" when i was their age is getting bullied to oblivion lmao
@@RavenLovesArt that's crazy cuz kids were not saying on fleek ever that's some old ppl type shit
@@thescoobmaster it was literally 2014 but go off
The mid game “what am I doing with my life” is so funny
you’ll understand I promise
“One must imagine Sisyphus happy”
It’s actually so cute when they start asking questions and then the meth thing just fucking killed me. 10/10 lobby
Everything that one kid said was scorching. INNOCENT. But scorching.
3:50 Slime gets killed and pounds what is seemingly an ancient war drum
"What did you get your wife for Christmas" is mad dude
this was surprisingly wholesome like they all loved each other
them saying "i can't wait until i'm 33" after you were explaining retirement savings plans almost made me cry in the shower bro
thanks for the slop
as a 19 year old, I felt bilingual the way I was able to know both sides of the convo.
"This site as boring as my homework" wow so teen
genuinely one of the funniest videos i’ve seen in a minute. the way the kids don’t question you is so funny bc why would anyone just pretend to be a high schooler. they were so unintentionally funny and super nice. a great interaction all around. plus they know you smoke that pressure and could go band for band.
What is this girl. "What did you get your wife for Christmas? Sorry I forgot old people sometimes don't have a wife" and "I can't wait till I'm 33 I'm going to try meth" are insane quotes
She’s a prodigy. For those 10 minutes she was probably one of the funniest people in the world.
This is an all time video. It's so perfectly funny without making anyone the butt of the joke. It's nice to see wholesome slime after seeing so much of him raging at assholes in solo que.
Watching a slime stream feels like in middle school when the teacher is constantly screaming at the class because of one annoying dude.
“I forget sometimes old people don’t have wives” is the must fucked up thing I’ve ever heard someone say to someone
I LITERALLY cannot think of a nother RUclipsr that would run this bit. Even THINK of this Zyn bit and perform it half as well.
Maybe the only time in history a bald shirtless man pretending to be 15 online didnt do something terrible
the way that kid said "yup" fucking killed me man LMFAO
"I forgot old people didn't have wives" her saying that earnestly was crazy 😭
The thing that makes this even funnier is how fast it actually worked. I was like "ah shit man they aren't gonna fall for it man he's not even trying man" and than he clutched with the zyn convo.
as a public middle school teacher, "I can't date your mom knowing all the shit you do at school, bro" is insanely relatable
Slime being so surprised at how nice the kids are is both such a huge endorsement and indictment of "the kids" these days. The fact that its a surprise at all is so damning to all the little shits out there, but these kids were so cool that its hard not to think "the kids will be alright."
“How do you do fellow kids”
me, a 22 year old young man in college sitting on the toilet at 2:31 in the morning hearing slime trying to bond with kids. "where's my elfbar?" I was literally hitting my elfbar as he said it. this has been a wake up call.
Electively vaping in the bathroom is wild
nah it hurt to my core when that girl went "i forget that old people dont have wives sometimes" referring to 33 years old... im only 26 but gahdamn
Median age of marriage is 27 for women and 29 for men in America so you still have time
I need that kid to know that calling Slime old there is the funniest thing anyone could've possibly said, and we're all proud of them
i was waiting for this since the yard ep. thank you for blessing with slop
I'm so glad I caught this live, genuinely one of the funniest moments i've ever seen on any stream
13:12 “I can’t wait till I’m 33. im gonna like smoke meth for the first time time” this girl is soo funny 😂
This is the best representation zoomers ever had on the Internet.
I am so grateful to have been able to watch this live. Made my whole night
The kids are gonna be ok
Showed the kids how its done, respect 👊
ive camped outside blockbuster for the last 48 hours waiting for this to drop
"I forget sometimes old people dont have wives" YOOOOOOOOO
I forget that sometimes old people don’t have wives is the most brutal thing that could’ve come out of their mouths
Bald man teaches at-risk children about financial security 2024
you gotta take salvia and become a vandal IM CRYINGGG
15:14 of grade a slop thank you.
My asthma flared up from scream laughing damn you slot machine
“Slide my hunnid bones” 😭😭😭
congrats on 100k slime! :3
you are my mortal enemy
“You know what, I think the kids’ll be ok”
Damn bro, whatever you hittin got some hope in it
i love how quickly the tone shifted
no way this just drops after i have been re watching all his classics
I appreciate this coming out to karmically balance the new hax idiocy.
Ive seen this man perma ban chatters for having the audacity to even open his stream. Where did this wholesome vibe come from 😂
She probably said one of the funniest things that could’ve been said in the moment after you revealed being 33
I think Slime just realized true peace in this moment and that’s something really special. Slay king
This video came at a time where I really needed it. Always glad to have a little more slime content in my life
I think its insane how every video slime uploads is an absolute dinger
i'm at work on my break why did i choose to watch this with my quickly fleeting time
Because you know deep down that you needed to see how our next generation has an abundance of hope and love
me too man the slop comes for us all
“You’re hella good at val you gotta be a pantie dropper” is an underrated line in this video
Watching this live felt so money
Thank you Slime, this is just what I needed.
watching this felt like that one scene in ratatouille where the food critic has a flashback of his childhood
"I wanna cry man" does fucking hit
“I forget sometimes old people don’t have wives” is so funny
his face after every lie is so funny
i love that he says “the last round i’ll come clean” and after no more than five seconds of thinking about it he says it
Yussss. Finally I can turn the lights in my home back on because the Electric Man is back.
1:29 this one had me playing silent library trying not to wake my dad up from laughing
can't believe slime opened with a "my homework is lame" and it worked
I’m 16 but I have no clue what they’re talking about I’ve never been more connected to a middle aged man in my life slime will truly heal the generation divide
BABE WAKE UP NEW SLIMEWIRE VALO HIGHLIGHTS VIDEO
This was genuinely the most entertaining video I’ve seen all year.
In the moment that girl said she was going to do meth once she was literally slime
$350k a year
Sleeps on the floor
A true champion of the people
When slime said smooth zyns my jaw dropped. Im glad joshie's teaching you right
the kid immediately going "my mom is single" what a homie
I was just rewatching your previous videos and then this hit the feed! I NEED more slimewire I will literally edit for free to receive more of this banging content PLEASE
im glad this game is now documented and cemented online in this video
this is some premium trimmed up slop right here
5:43 Watch him get into character way before even speaks. Truly a method actor.
Slime’s analysis of and commitment to comedy bits is one of the best things to watch
“What did you get your wife for Christmas” absolutely killed me lmaooo
Bro i heard slime show the clip of the reveal on the yard so as soon as i saw this in my feed i knew it was gonna be literal gold
Wholesome Slime is best Slime. Wringing some emotion out of this cold old heart
disgustingly enjoyable watch. Lost it when she said she was gonna do meth
Nothing like a slime video to the dome before sleep
This might unironically be the best RUclips video ever
this was beautiful. Thank you.
Sometimes the stars align and you strike gold.
"You're hella good at Val, you gotta be a panty dropper"
Hermit educates kids on the beauty of finance
Every time I hear zyn I can only think of the video of nelk giving tucker carlson that giant can of zyn. I still don't believe that video actually exists cause it feels like a fever dream every time I think of it
Also dog nipples would go crazy I'd pay for that
I get my only slime updates on the yard, I should watch this man more