getting emotionally destroyed by zoomers

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  • Опубликовано: 17 дек 2024

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  • @bananaduck14
    @bananaduck14 10 месяцев назад +4254

    This was actually really sweet, just goes to show that the mainstream media doesn't want you to see the wholesome side of slime

    • @trevor4815
      @trevor4815 10 месяцев назад

      can he be wholesome truly if he supports sborting babies?

    • @bobyjoetown
      @bobyjoetown 10 месяцев назад

      the mainstream media is actually just slime controlling slime media

    • @luhsitto
      @luhsitto 10 месяцев назад +123

      more like lamestream media

    • @deig9697
      @deig9697 10 месяцев назад +14

      Catch 1 stream, then come back (nah but real shit he chill)

    • @thetruth9952
      @thetruth9952 10 месяцев назад

      Careful.... you might get that ass banned LOL

  • @shottyjonny3972
    @shottyjonny3972 10 месяцев назад +3716

    The reyna dropping “I cant wait till I’m 33 I’m gonna do meth for the first time” is INSANE

    • @mattbly5247
      @mattbly5247 10 месяцев назад +53

      Bruh I read this just as she said it lmao

    • @T0NI_
      @T0NI_ 10 месяцев назад +228

      The best thing is Slime has said like almost the same thing verbatim multiple times with the whole “oh from one time??” thing she said right after

    • @Hudpower
      @Hudpower 10 месяцев назад +10

      with a riot buddy LLMFAO

    • @based9671
      @based9671 10 месяцев назад

      @@T0NI_Holy fuck is that a lotm enjoyer on slimes channel😭😭😭

    • @poseidonm7
      @poseidonm7 10 месяцев назад +23

      especially when the whole anti meth campaign is not even once

  • @blakeproductions911
    @blakeproductions911 10 месяцев назад +1832

    "I forgot old people don't always have wives" is craaaazy 😂

    • @DefaultDal
      @DefaultDal 10 месяцев назад +13

      IM DEAD AS FUCK THEY SAID IT WITH THEIR WHOLE CHEST

    • @TidalBell
      @TidalBell 10 месяцев назад +47

      They didn’t even mean it as an insult they were SO SINCERE.

    • @jameseffinger5657
      @jameseffinger5657 10 месяцев назад +1

      thousandth like I'm god

  • @adamhoffer3346
    @adamhoffer3346 10 месяцев назад +2225

    "what did you get your wife for Christmas" - That killed me.

    • @Oj2474
      @Oj2474 10 месяцев назад +39

      An absolute bar

    • @ricochico1144
      @ricochico1144 10 месяцев назад +136

      "I can't wait till I'm 33, I'm gonna smoke meth for the first time" that girl was so unintentionally hilarious

    • @sandenson
      @sandenson 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@ricochico1144 She's so sweet fr

    • @eyeofthebeholder_
      @eyeofthebeholder_ 10 месяцев назад +5

      The line that put Slime on suicide watch. 😂

    • @ento7035
      @ento7035 4 месяца назад

      You can hear in the background one of the kids says, “you’re hella good at Val, you gotta be a panty dropper.” Right after she finishes apologizing.

  • @ShiRuBa3368
    @ShiRuBa3368 10 месяцев назад +309

    idk why but slime explaining a 401k and a ROTH IRA to a bunch of teens feels in characters and out of character at the same time

  • @Stogoariel
    @Stogoariel 10 месяцев назад +1165

    8:38 zyn son or cart daughter is so fucking funny

    • @T0DD
      @T0DD 10 месяцев назад +60

      cart daughter at least i understand that shit

    • @Stogoariel
      @Stogoariel 10 месяцев назад +7

      @@T0DD it’s the right choice

    • @aniyilator
      @aniyilator 10 месяцев назад +9

      Man I'm getting old what's a cart

    • @worthnone
      @worthnone 10 месяцев назад +7

      @@aniyilator i think it's vape cartridge but don't quote me

    • @femto420
      @femto420 10 месяцев назад

      ​Vape for weed @@aniyilator

  • @T0NI_
    @T0NI_ 10 месяцев назад +1884

    As always, Lud did *not* do this justice on the pod. The fucking “I forget sometimes old people don’t have wives” is legitimately the funniest thing I’ve seen in months, it’s 4 AM and I was so close to waking up the other people in my house from laughing so hard

    • @impjbtw
      @impjbtw 10 месяцев назад +196

      homegirl said it so genuinely too like it was an actual statement not even tryna roast him🤣

    • @elginge3115
      @elginge3115 10 месяцев назад +8

      They played the clip

    • @Skadidd
      @Skadidd 10 месяцев назад +6

      I replayed it like 3 times

    • @BenP-te2uz
      @BenP-te2uz 10 месяцев назад +11

      @@impjbtwfr she was just like, oh yeah i forgot it wasnt a roast or anything

    • @T0NI_
      @T0NI_ 10 месяцев назад

      @@elginge3115 they did? Weird, don’t remember. I just remember Lud doing the play by play of it

  • @Manuke_zt
    @Manuke_zt 10 месяцев назад +180

    My jaw dropped when he went with “this site about as lame as homework” for his first line.

    • @Bighomie39
      @Bighomie39 5 месяцев назад +7

      He was slipping into the character, he wasn't quite in the headspace yet

  • @aircatcher6891
    @aircatcher6891 10 месяцев назад +516

    "What did you get your wife for christmas? Oh wait i forgot some old people dont have wives" was the most innocent torch ive ever heard in my life

  • @haych569
    @haych569 10 месяцев назад +395

    The old bald man reveal was top notch. Haven’t laughed that hard since I took a blinker off the jenkum cart, ong.

  • @try2bchilledout417
    @try2bchilledout417 10 месяцев назад +827

    This was fucking hilarious and those kids were so nice. You actually venmoing them was also such a baller thing to do, when I first saw this it made my afternoon ngl.

    • @Materialist39
      @Materialist39 10 месяцев назад +15

      Valorant soloq is a trip sometimes, and overall I think the experience has genuinely improved a lot over time

    • @hushpuppi3
      @hushpuppi3 10 месяцев назад +3

      yeah as another adult they were kind of annoying but they genuinely were pretty nice (especially after Slime said he'd venmo them $100 lmao)

  • @consistentsuffering2542
    @consistentsuffering2542 10 месяцев назад +1200

    It was so sweet how nice they all were, id buy zyn from that kid tbh

    • @CheezyQq
      @CheezyQq 10 месяцев назад +182

      Not with the way he’s pricing his shit

    • @aintnoway5508
      @aintnoway5508 10 месяцев назад +45

      fr 30 bucks is some wack shit

    • @bananaduck14
      @bananaduck14 10 месяцев назад +67

      @@CheezyQq maybe he has the most earth shattering, religious experience inducing, mind melting zyn you've ever had in your life

    • @iljay5718
      @iljay5718 10 месяцев назад +10

      @@bananaduck14 5 dots?

    • @kje.123
      @kje.123 10 месяцев назад +6

      for 3 hamiltons bro better have the 10 dots, i wanna meet god when i pack one

  • @laughingemojixd7774
    @laughingemojixd7774 10 месяцев назад +173

    “My dad is bald”, didn’t have to do that to him

  • @nickpng
    @nickpng 10 месяцев назад +359

    as an 18 year old i never thought i'd feel more connected to someone that's 33 over a group of high schoolers in my life this shit was beautiful

    • @spookehghost
      @spookehghost 10 месяцев назад +29

      As a fellow 18 year old I didnt know what the hecc those youngins were saying. I just bareky graduated and am already out of the loop, its crazy how fast new words and slang come about

    • @RavenLovesArt
      @RavenLovesArt 10 месяцев назад +21

      their vocab is changing so fast nowadays. I'm 23 and when I was their age kids were saying "yeet" and "on fleek." I have no idea what teenagers are like now and it kinda makes me sad cuz I still don't feel like high school was that long ago 🙃

    • @wyattcake4919
      @wyattcake4919 10 месяцев назад +4

      @@RavenLovesArt I'm 21 and anyone saying "yeet" or "on fleek" when i was their age is getting bullied to oblivion lmao

    • @thescoobmaster
      @thescoobmaster 10 месяцев назад

      @@RavenLovesArt that's crazy cuz kids were not saying on fleek ever that's some old ppl type shit

    • @RavenLovesArt
      @RavenLovesArt 10 месяцев назад +3

      @@thescoobmaster it was literally 2014 but go off

  • @Zenipyra
    @Zenipyra 10 месяцев назад +444

    The mid game “what am I doing with my life” is so funny

    • @Materialist39
      @Materialist39 10 месяцев назад +1

      you’ll understand I promise

  • @orionmich20
    @orionmich20 10 месяцев назад +211

    “One must imagine Sisyphus happy”

  • @Mcmos9000
    @Mcmos9000 10 месяцев назад +193

    It’s actually so cute when they start asking questions and then the meth thing just fucking killed me. 10/10 lobby

    • @hextearex2449
      @hextearex2449 10 месяцев назад +11

      Everything that one kid said was scorching. INNOCENT. But scorching.

  • @lorenzovonmatterhorn9287
    @lorenzovonmatterhorn9287 10 месяцев назад +54

    3:50 Slime gets killed and pounds what is seemingly an ancient war drum

  • @CG-Gravy
    @CG-Gravy 10 месяцев назад +208

    "What did you get your wife for Christmas" is mad dude

  • @sarahcarroll1068
    @sarahcarroll1068 10 месяцев назад +380

    this was surprisingly wholesome like they all loved each other

  • @tokisuno
    @tokisuno 10 месяцев назад +64

    them saying "i can't wait until i'm 33" after you were explaining retirement savings plans almost made me cry in the shower bro

  • @GriefSkateboarding
    @GriefSkateboarding 10 месяцев назад +186

    thanks for the slop

  • @ItisGary
    @ItisGary 10 месяцев назад +88

    as a 19 year old, I felt bilingual the way I was able to know both sides of the convo.

  • @plugwastaken
    @plugwastaken 10 месяцев назад +89

    "This site as boring as my homework" wow so teen

  • @strawberryemma
    @strawberryemma 10 месяцев назад +136

    genuinely one of the funniest videos i’ve seen in a minute. the way the kids don’t question you is so funny bc why would anyone just pretend to be a high schooler. they were so unintentionally funny and super nice. a great interaction all around. plus they know you smoke that pressure and could go band for band.

  • @matthewgreening8982
    @matthewgreening8982 10 месяцев назад +214

    What is this girl. "What did you get your wife for Christmas? Sorry I forgot old people sometimes don't have a wife" and "I can't wait till I'm 33 I'm going to try meth" are insane quotes

    • @Christiaan-qj8fi
      @Christiaan-qj8fi 10 месяцев назад +44

      She’s a prodigy. For those 10 minutes she was probably one of the funniest people in the world.

  • @matthewalvarojr.2634
    @matthewalvarojr.2634 10 месяцев назад +118

    This is an all time video. It's so perfectly funny without making anyone the butt of the joke. It's nice to see wholesome slime after seeing so much of him raging at assholes in solo que.

  • @waffles6527
    @waffles6527 10 месяцев назад +134

    Watching a slime stream feels like in middle school when the teacher is constantly screaming at the class because of one annoying dude.

  • @itsReplay
    @itsReplay 10 месяцев назад +22

    “I forget sometimes old people don’t have wives” is the must fucked up thing I’ve ever heard someone say to someone

  • @RamseyHawkeye
    @RamseyHawkeye 10 месяцев назад +58

    I LITERALLY cannot think of a nother RUclipsr that would run this bit. Even THINK of this Zyn bit and perform it half as well.

  • @sugondesenuts5249
    @sugondesenuts5249 10 месяцев назад +28

    Maybe the only time in history a bald shirtless man pretending to be 15 online didnt do something terrible

  • @SergantSlime
    @SergantSlime 10 месяцев назад +41

    the way that kid said "yup" fucking killed me man LMFAO

  • @wante1812
    @wante1812 10 месяцев назад +33

    "I forgot old people didn't have wives" her saying that earnestly was crazy 😭

  • @Ur_aRizzardHarry
    @Ur_aRizzardHarry 10 месяцев назад +21

    The thing that makes this even funnier is how fast it actually worked. I was like "ah shit man they aren't gonna fall for it man he's not even trying man" and than he clutched with the zyn convo.

  • @forcesofkanto
    @forcesofkanto 9 месяцев назад +4

    as a public middle school teacher, "I can't date your mom knowing all the shit you do at school, bro" is insanely relatable

  • @The_Nug_King
    @The_Nug_King 10 месяцев назад +37

    Slime being so surprised at how nice the kids are is both such a huge endorsement and indictment of "the kids" these days. The fact that its a surprise at all is so damning to all the little shits out there, but these kids were so cool that its hard not to think "the kids will be alright."

  • @sunnyd1722
    @sunnyd1722 10 месяцев назад +27

    “How do you do fellow kids”

  • @fajb709
    @fajb709 10 месяцев назад +21

    me, a 22 year old young man in college sitting on the toilet at 2:31 in the morning hearing slime trying to bond with kids. "where's my elfbar?" I was literally hitting my elfbar as he said it. this has been a wake up call.

    • @ian562ADF52E
      @ian562ADF52E 8 месяцев назад

      Electively vaping in the bathroom is wild

  • @guyinoah
    @guyinoah 10 месяцев назад +15

    nah it hurt to my core when that girl went "i forget that old people dont have wives sometimes" referring to 33 years old... im only 26 but gahdamn

    • @badart3204
      @badart3204 10 месяцев назад

      Median age of marriage is 27 for women and 29 for men in America so you still have time

  • @thothrax5621
    @thothrax5621 10 месяцев назад +23

    I need that kid to know that calling Slime old there is the funniest thing anyone could've possibly said, and we're all proud of them

  • @danab8454
    @danab8454 10 месяцев назад +52

    i was waiting for this since the yard ep. thank you for blessing with slop

  • @alenor210
    @alenor210 10 месяцев назад +66

    I'm so glad I caught this live, genuinely one of the funniest moments i've ever seen on any stream

  • @Boomzie23
    @Boomzie23 10 месяцев назад +28

    13:12 “I can’t wait till I’m 33. im gonna like smoke meth for the first time time” this girl is soo funny 😂

  • @Saket_Roy
    @Saket_Roy 10 месяцев назад +24

    This is the best representation zoomers ever had on the Internet.

  • @razgriz25thinf
    @razgriz25thinf 10 месяцев назад +85

    I am so grateful to have been able to watch this live. Made my whole night
    The kids are gonna be ok

  • @PaulusTheCart
    @PaulusTheCart 10 месяцев назад +174

    Showed the kids how its done, respect 👊

  • @georgetowle4977
    @georgetowle4977 10 месяцев назад +11

    ive camped outside blockbuster for the last 48 hours waiting for this to drop

  • @AdrianAye
    @AdrianAye 10 месяцев назад +9

    "I forget sometimes old people dont have wives" YOOOOOOOOO

  • @loufa3404
    @loufa3404 10 месяцев назад +4

    I forget that sometimes old people don’t have wives is the most brutal thing that could’ve come out of their mouths

  • @GLAKJack
    @GLAKJack 10 месяцев назад +1

    Bald man teaches at-risk children about financial security 2024

  • @Knottyp1ne
    @Knottyp1ne 10 месяцев назад +3

    you gotta take salvia and become a vandal IM CRYINGGG

  • @xEhCanadian
    @xEhCanadian 10 месяцев назад +13

    15:14 of grade a slop thank you.

  • @seanlmaooo
    @seanlmaooo 10 месяцев назад +46

    My asthma flared up from scream laughing damn you slot machine

  • @sethlast9024
    @sethlast9024 10 месяцев назад +4

    “Slide my hunnid bones” 😭😭😭

  • @LordFartamor
    @LordFartamor 10 месяцев назад +24

    congrats on 100k slime! :3

    • @slimewire
      @slimewire  10 месяцев назад +42

      you are my mortal enemy

  • @iz8748
    @iz8748 10 месяцев назад +1

    “You know what, I think the kids’ll be ok”
    Damn bro, whatever you hittin got some hope in it

  • @commonstreetrat
    @commonstreetrat 10 месяцев назад +5

    i love how quickly the tone shifted

  • @sugard8099
    @sugard8099 10 месяцев назад +7

    no way this just drops after i have been re watching all his classics

  • @gomjabbar6246
    @gomjabbar6246 10 месяцев назад +14

    I appreciate this coming out to karmically balance the new hax idiocy.

  • @VelvetPrince
    @VelvetPrince 10 месяцев назад +3

    Ive seen this man perma ban chatters for having the audacity to even open his stream. Where did this wholesome vibe come from 😂

  • @lancelaurel3828
    @lancelaurel3828 10 месяцев назад +5

    She probably said one of the funniest things that could’ve been said in the moment after you revealed being 33

  • @ire8elyt
    @ire8elyt 10 месяцев назад +7

    I think Slime just realized true peace in this moment and that’s something really special. Slay king

  • @birthdaygiraffe8802
    @birthdaygiraffe8802 10 месяцев назад +6

    This video came at a time where I really needed it. Always glad to have a little more slime content in my life

  • @Monketim3
    @Monketim3 10 месяцев назад +8

    I think its insane how every video slime uploads is an absolute dinger

  • @abyvs
    @abyvs 10 месяцев назад +9

    i'm at work on my break why did i choose to watch this with my quickly fleeting time

    • @miguelsi7543
      @miguelsi7543 10 месяцев назад +5

      Because you know deep down that you needed to see how our next generation has an abundance of hope and love

    • @gamermcclout
      @gamermcclout 10 месяцев назад +1

      me too man the slop comes for us all

  • @BenP-te2uz
    @BenP-te2uz 10 месяцев назад +2

    “You’re hella good at val you gotta be a pantie dropper” is an underrated line in this video

  • @juliaperkins9782
    @juliaperkins9782 10 месяцев назад +6

    Watching this live felt so money

  • @OWENB789
    @OWENB789 10 месяцев назад +21

    Thank you Slime, this is just what I needed.

  • @kekyoin1261
    @kekyoin1261 10 месяцев назад +1

    watching this felt like that one scene in ratatouille where the food critic has a flashback of his childhood

  • @pulsetone
    @pulsetone 10 месяцев назад +1

    "I wanna cry man" does fucking hit

  • @Budderick
    @Budderick 10 месяцев назад +2

    “I forget sometimes old people don’t have wives” is so funny

  • @usermnm1104
    @usermnm1104 10 месяцев назад +13

    his face after every lie is so funny

  • @elle_ie9943
    @elle_ie9943 10 месяцев назад

    i love that he says “the last round i’ll come clean” and after no more than five seconds of thinking about it he says it

  • @Marxsenpai
    @Marxsenpai 10 месяцев назад +2

    Yussss. Finally I can turn the lights in my home back on because the Electric Man is back.

  • @shinthemin
    @shinthemin 10 месяцев назад +1

    1:29 this one had me playing silent library trying not to wake my dad up from laughing

  • @frozenepsilon5295
    @frozenepsilon5295 10 месяцев назад +1

    can't believe slime opened with a "my homework is lame" and it worked

  • @McAizen_McSosuke
    @McAizen_McSosuke 10 месяцев назад +2

    I’m 16 but I have no clue what they’re talking about I’ve never been more connected to a middle aged man in my life slime will truly heal the generation divide

  • @celocic
    @celocic 10 месяцев назад +5

    BABE WAKE UP NEW SLIMEWIRE VALO HIGHLIGHTS VIDEO

  • @vader8212
    @vader8212 10 месяцев назад +3

    This was genuinely the most entertaining video I’ve seen all year.

  • @8877dksljfa
    @8877dksljfa 10 месяцев назад +1

    In the moment that girl said she was going to do meth once she was literally slime

  • @InsertNameHere2768
    @InsertNameHere2768 10 месяцев назад +3

    $350k a year
    Sleeps on the floor
    A true champion of the people

  • @thehispanic7538
    @thehispanic7538 10 месяцев назад +1

    When slime said smooth zyns my jaw dropped. Im glad joshie's teaching you right

  • @Plunkcown
    @Plunkcown 10 месяцев назад +1

    the kid immediately going "my mom is single" what a homie

  • @ToThePointEntertainment
    @ToThePointEntertainment 10 месяцев назад +3

    I was just rewatching your previous videos and then this hit the feed! I NEED more slimewire I will literally edit for free to receive more of this banging content PLEASE

  • @ChiiPiiYT
    @ChiiPiiYT 10 месяцев назад +6

    im glad this game is now documented and cemented online in this video

  • @guy_withglasses
    @guy_withglasses 10 месяцев назад +2

    this is some premium trimmed up slop right here

  • @IzzyIsntReal
    @IzzyIsntReal 6 месяцев назад +1

    5:43 Watch him get into character way before even speaks. Truly a method actor.

  • @Qaztar44
    @Qaztar44 10 месяцев назад +1

    Slime’s analysis of and commitment to comedy bits is one of the best things to watch

  • @PrinnyMi
    @PrinnyMi 10 месяцев назад +2

    “What did you get your wife for Christmas” absolutely killed me lmaooo

  • @Jakurai7
    @Jakurai7 10 месяцев назад +1

    Bro i heard slime show the clip of the reveal on the yard so as soon as i saw this in my feed i knew it was gonna be literal gold

  • @Firensid
    @Firensid 10 месяцев назад +2

    Wholesome Slime is best Slime. Wringing some emotion out of this cold old heart

  • @sacks3900
    @sacks3900 10 месяцев назад +2

    disgustingly enjoyable watch. Lost it when she said she was gonna do meth

  • @K1Ck8
    @K1Ck8 10 месяцев назад +2

    Nothing like a slime video to the dome before sleep

  • @Coralxisuzu
    @Coralxisuzu 10 месяцев назад +1

    This might unironically be the best RUclips video ever

  • @jonpon11
    @jonpon11 10 месяцев назад +4

    this was beautiful. Thank you.

  • @dirt2968
    @dirt2968 10 месяцев назад +1

    Sometimes the stars align and you strike gold.

  • @admiraldong3154
    @admiraldong3154 10 месяцев назад +1

    "You're hella good at Val, you gotta be a panty dropper"

  • @xxbos5xx
    @xxbos5xx 10 месяцев назад +1

    Hermit educates kids on the beauty of finance

  • @Ace-tb3kr
    @Ace-tb3kr 10 месяцев назад +4

    Every time I hear zyn I can only think of the video of nelk giving tucker carlson that giant can of zyn. I still don't believe that video actually exists cause it feels like a fever dream every time I think of it
    Also dog nipples would go crazy I'd pay for that

  • @byrontheusurper6505
    @byrontheusurper6505 10 месяцев назад +1

    I get my only slime updates on the yard, I should watch this man more