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  • @giovannigiorgio831
    @giovannigiorgio831 Год назад +9779

    This is fastest I’ve ever seen a man go from skeptical to existential crisis.

  • @clvyco527
    @clvyco527 Год назад +11365

    “Garlic release mercaptans, which causes you fingers to be “sticky” and bond with the egg yolk” for anyone that planned on looking this up

    • @xxturtlemaster7146
      @xxturtlemaster7146 Год назад +202

      Thx
      "The More You Know"

    • @deeppatel5673
      @deeppatel5673 Год назад +34

      Thanks

    • @zenithxarenix7333
      @zenithxarenix7333 Год назад

      The bludy secret of garlic is that is clingy and makes you feminine. That last one is an exaggeration.

    • @sarahnepayan
      @sarahnepayan Год назад +21

      Thanks

    • @TVilleLegend229
      @TVilleLegend229 Год назад +84

      I don't know if you're being serious or if you just made that all that up but it sounds like a great answer either way!!!

  • @Coffee-ve8ub
    @Coffee-ve8ub Год назад +3801

    “I have zero faith that this will wor- oh…”

  • @KC16A6
    @KC16A6 Год назад +421

    "I'm 25" is THE biggest news here 😂😂😂

  • @Baconator5642
    @Baconator5642 Год назад +2848

    Oh man, Adulting sure is fun, realizing things we shouldve known half a decade ago!

    • @mreshadow
      @mreshadow Год назад +17

      30 years ago I started to cook for myself. Gd it

    • @timelyseeker
      @timelyseeker Год назад +7

      You could just say 5 years. Don't worry, I still liked your comment

    • @Baconator5642
      @Baconator5642 Год назад +3

      @@timelyseeker Yeeahh, that's a fair point, heh

    • @AntiSpiral666
      @AntiSpiral666 Год назад +8

      ​@@timelyseeker"It adds weight to the sentence" -Some random person I found while scrolling through shorts

    • @LMCorvinus
      @LMCorvinus Год назад +7

      it's the freaking "adult treasure hunts" that get me. either gremlins steal my important shit on a daily basis or my stuff is just taking off on its own now

  • @koltonhenricksen4173
    @koltonhenricksen4173 Год назад +3016

    I'm 32, and was a cook in a restaurant that worked with eggs, specifically. I didn't know this till now, and would've loved to know it 7 years ago.

    • @t.estable3856
      @t.estable3856 Год назад +115

      That's cause you, me, and everyone else in the restaurant industry knows how to properly use the Egg Shell as a little cup to separate the yolk from the white.

    • @bjarkecarlsen6619
      @bjarkecarlsen6619 Год назад +56

      Touching the yolk with your fingers to sell to others wouldn't be hygienic though. Plus it would have garlic on it.

    • @concretel10n
      @concretel10n Год назад +105

      ​@@bjarkecarlsen6619are they somehow not touching the rest of your food as they prepare it?

    • @embercapriii
      @embercapriii Год назад +44

      ​@@bjarkecarlsen6619bro chefs use their hands to prepare your food every time u go out to eat ☠ it's called washing your hands. You ever try it?

    • @koltonhenricksen4173
      @koltonhenricksen4173 Год назад +11

      @@bjarkecarlsen6619 yes, but for egg white orders, that's not an issue. And most food is handled by hand. Pretty sure it would work while wearing gloves.

  • @envision_s
    @envision_s Год назад +2279

    Does anyone else think his voice is really relaxing?

    • @mossycorpse
      @mossycorpse Год назад +40

      It's like passing out in the middle of a panic attack

    • @BirchPig
      @BirchPig Год назад +12

      Yeah no it sounds like hea about to cry. Stressful

    • @EXOcontents
      @EXOcontents Год назад +11

      I followed him because of that

    • @privateatlanta2460
      @privateatlanta2460 Год назад +3

      It's why I stopped watching. And the fact that he cannot seem to video without half his face behind the phone while recording.

    • @roberthdavisii
      @roberthdavisii Год назад +4

      He should start an AMSR channel

  • @rhynod6796
    @rhynod6796 Год назад +2436

    He went to the store and got 1 egg... his sense of humor makes these videos even better!

    • @hardcoreway
      @hardcoreway Год назад +7

      In my country it’s possible

    • @francisulmer
      @francisulmer Год назад +9

      Possible ANYWHERE. What the hell you think these roadside places that sell actual chicken eggs that are fresh that day and veggies that are fresh everyday are for? 😂😂 Come on now

    • @greerjones9791
      @greerjones9791 Год назад +6

      @@francisulmer Chicken loosies!

    • @Spendomaniac
      @Spendomaniac Год назад +2

      I work in a supermarket in the UK and we sell single eggs. We don't sell single garlic cloves though.

    • @tonysmith5566
      @tonysmith5566 Год назад

      @@Spendomaniacwhich supermarket?

  • @genesisjordan2440
    @genesisjordan2440 Год назад +6879

    For anyone curious: Garlic releases mercaptans (they give garlic the strong odor) and it makes your fingers sticky. Then you can just Spiderman the egg yolk out with your sticky fingers.

    • @angelwings1979
      @angelwings1979 Год назад +220

      Thank you! I was wondering why it worked. You saved me a Google search.

    • @cloud9beauty
      @cloud9beauty Год назад +121

      Genesis, vip of the comment section fir this one 🏆

    • @Septentrional33
      @Septentrional33 Год назад +1

      It is actually a metal powder thats why garlic and onion soaps are metal soap bars
      And ungortunately this metal is what makes all other onion based plants are So toxic to eat

    • @lordazrielxiii7731
      @lordazrielxiii7731 Год назад +139

      I'm glad there are others who actually research things in order to educate people instead of leaving some bs misc comment that contributes nothing. Good work!

    • @queenpig
      @queenpig Год назад +28

      Thank you you probably saved me about 900 hours trying to find out haha

  • @paigewagner5185
    @paigewagner5185 Год назад +4652

    “Rubbing my fingers on the garlic clove,
    Nice and garlicky”
    No idea why that got me so bad

  • @henryadell9641
    @henryadell9641 Год назад +2730

    That’s the oldest 25yr old I’ve ever seen😂

    • @Minecraftrok999
      @Minecraftrok999 Год назад +38

      That's because you haven't met me😭

    • @wisewisdomtooth
      @wisewisdomtooth Год назад +92

      My man I just turned 35 and I look younger than my boy here 🤷

    • @pochoboi4125
      @pochoboi4125 Год назад +3

      ​@@kuromibabygrl are you serious or?...

    • @skenderbegshala3247
      @skenderbegshala3247 Год назад +3

      @@kuromibabygrlstop exaggerating for likes he looks 30 at most

    • @djortiz616
      @djortiz616 Год назад +22

      I thought this mfer was the same age as me and I'm 35. lmaoooo

  • @Creon692
    @Creon692 Год назад +2961

    The beard gives you 10 years of maturity. I would've never had guessed 25.

    • @brothercody7338
      @brothercody7338 Год назад +102

      Yeah seriously looks like he's in his 30's I'm 31

    • @chanelc0
      @chanelc0 Год назад +49

      ​@@brothercody7338same. he always mentions his age as if hes old but he isnt even

    • @casematecardinal
      @casematecardinal Год назад +25

      nah he acts like a perpetually high 19 year old

    • @chanelc0
      @chanelc0 Год назад +28

      by the way, happy birthday to jordan lol he said he was 24 yo in a vid from like 2 days ago

    • @0xsergy
      @0xsergy Год назад +7

      had a classmate in HS with a beard like his... and a receding hairline. not a dropout, grew up with the dude he never failed. bulky, shitton of testosterone, and soon to be bald from it.

  • @Andemander
    @Andemander Год назад +6207

    For anyone wondering. The reason this works is due to garlic containing methanethiol which makes intermolecular bonds and sulfur bridges to the egg yolk, thus making your fingers stick to it. Cheese and nuts also contain this and will do the same.

  • @PotatoMateYT
    @PotatoMateYT Год назад +12758

    “Oh-…well it works, and idk if I’m happy or disappointed it took me this long to figure this out” I felt that💀

    • @elfinshell4758
      @elfinshell4758 Год назад +64

      That’s the story of my life right there 😂

    • @sweetramo7723
      @sweetramo7723 Год назад +25

      Thats me after finding out you can revive DS L and R Triggers by blowing air into it.

    • @xeth9074
      @xeth9074 Год назад +6

      Now… WEAR IS MY BREAKFAST!?!?!?
      Lol

    • @eden1909
      @eden1909 Год назад +7

      I feel like I would pinch too hard and break the yolk, and never figure it out 😅

    • @SonicSkillsMUGEN
      @SonicSkillsMUGEN Год назад +7

      @@sweetramo7723 Wait... you can REVIVE the triggers?!

  • @crystalthunderheart8895
    @crystalthunderheart8895 Год назад +511

    As someone who has the designated job of pealing the garlic. It leaves a very sticky residue on your hands. Everything gets stuck to it, especially the peelings so you have to rinse it off frequently. It's also a nice coating. So essentially it's like a magical invisible glove

  • @perpetually_healing
    @perpetually_healing Год назад +479

    i dont fucking know how to describe it, his voice is just so calming and neutral. he's just angry in helvetica. i love it.

  • @knotjustknitsniagara
    @knotjustknitsniagara Год назад +1703

    The fact that you're doing this in your bathroom make me happy that you never break character

    • @gunman462
      @gunman462 Год назад +14

      I promise you that he knew the outcome and had tried it before filming lol

    • @emanf3
      @emanf3 Год назад +6

      Lmfaoo seriously tho. It’s comforting in a way

  • @shaniecesingleton3704
    @shaniecesingleton3704 Год назад +1690

    “How is this possible! ? It’s still in my hand-“😂😂😂😂😂

    • @theblurredgamer9617
      @theblurredgamer9617 Год назад

      The fact this has so many likes and no comments is crazy. Bout just...

  • @lawofficefeinswog-fy5tb
    @lawofficefeinswog-fy5tb Год назад +175

    This dude showed up one day and now he's just my favorite

    • @neila6340
      @neila6340 10 месяцев назад

      I find him annoying

  • @ayaanmirza1677
    @ayaanmirza1677 Год назад +4697

    This guy really just started entering everyone's shorts at the same time and now all of us accept him as part of our daily life now

    • @shan7180
      @shan7180 Год назад +18

      Yurrrp!

    • @lucillefrancois150
      @lucillefrancois150 Год назад +47

      At this point it’s basically like “Welcome back”

    • @MuffinMan17756
      @MuffinMan17756 Год назад +10

      Thats so true

    • @NicknamingName
      @NicknamingName Год назад +21

      he’s entering everyone’s shorts?

    • @_Waluigi
      @_Waluigi Год назад +19

      @@NicknamingName he can enter my shorts 😏

  • @vinto1583
    @vinto1583 Год назад +877

    The guy lives in a mid life crisis as a 25 year old.. Talks with a lot of wisdom and humor

    • @linalicious415
      @linalicious415 Год назад +2

      Yessss

    • @lilmoney7825
      @lilmoney7825 Год назад +4

      25? His beard is at least 40!😅😅

    • @demonkil6283
      @demonkil6283 Год назад +1

      @@lilmoney7825 bitch i had facial hair at 12

    • @niyablake
      @niyablake Год назад +2

      @@lilmoney7825 his beard is an old soul

  • @A_zafirov
    @A_zafirov Год назад +78073

    My guy just popped up in my shorts and is now part of my life

  • @deeclark9880
    @deeclark9880 Год назад +32

    I can't believe you're 25 and have that much wisdom and knowledge to share with literally the world. Jordan, you're a diffferent breed.

  • @FarseekerGaming
    @FarseekerGaming Год назад +2424

    This dude could be getting paid to read books and I would listen 😂😂

    • @makattak88
      @makattak88 Год назад +22

      I want this guy to do life hack reviews.

    • @KingDoomfist
      @KingDoomfist Год назад +30

      Seriously... dude has a killer narration voice.

    • @jackvillan5151
      @jackvillan5151 Год назад +10

      He does. He did a show called reading rainbow

    • @deborahbailey292
      @deborahbailey292 Год назад +1

      Sometimes I fall asleep with this or one of his reels playing on loop. Zzzz-zz

  • @Mr.Patchy
    @Mr.Patchy Год назад +915

    I'm convinced this man is only physically capable of recording in his bathroom mirror. It gives him the power and strength he needs to harness and share his knowledge.

  • @sasusakumybeloved
    @sasusakumybeloved Год назад +3271

    The hours i have suffered not knowing this is to much to bare

  • @rriiiiiidd
    @rriiiiiidd Год назад +263

    When he said he is 25, i started to question my existence.

  • @TheDwightMamba
    @TheDwightMamba Год назад +6440

    I'm thoroughly convinced that dude lives in that bathroom. That was a kitchen experiment.

    • @xelayutui5629
      @xelayutui5629 Год назад +45

      God level comment
      You rock buddy

    • @davywavy6457
      @davywavy6457 Год назад +1

      So is he like homelessy?

    • @TheDwightMamba
      @TheDwightMamba Год назад +29

      @@davywavy6457 , he must have roommates and he started recording in there for privacy.

    • @EmerlyNickel
      @EmerlyNickel Год назад +23

      Well it'd be weird to have a mirror in your kitchen

    • @TheDwightMamba
      @TheDwightMamba Год назад +43

      @@EmerlyNickel , His roommates: "Who is he talking to in the bathroom?"
      "I dunno. He brought eggs and garlic in there this time."

  • @nightfury66
    @nightfury66 Год назад +4636

    the "it's still in my hand-" part 😭

  • @KO-zi2xf
    @KO-zi2xf Год назад +11508

    Finding this guys channel was my biggest RUclips accomplishment of 2022

  • @annmar1324
    @annmar1324 Год назад +37

    Absolutely LOVE Jordan....he's the only one that can bring food in the bathroom, and I keep watching 😅

  • @Cursed.....
    @Cursed..... Год назад +1655

    The fact that you're 25 is almost as unbelievable as the yolk trick

    • @NoblexSoul
      @NoblexSoul Год назад +156

      somehow he looks like 45 and 15 at the same time

    • @catladyjai1113
      @catladyjai1113 Год назад +75

      The fact that he's only 25 and had so many jobs...

    • @SheIsFearfullyWonderfullyMade
      @SheIsFearfullyWonderfullyMade Год назад +50

      But he got an “young old” look🥴🙃 I was confused when he said his age😁

    • @Gabriellaella23
      @Gabriellaella23 Год назад +49

      He just gives dad vibes. 😂😂😂

    • @joshuaf.5398
      @joshuaf.5398 Год назад +27

      My neighbor has a daughter who is 49 today, which I didn't expect because she looks much younger. She told me today, "brother, you know black don't crack." I died 💀.

  • @yourmessagecouldntbesent_404
    @yourmessagecouldntbesent_404 Год назад +7994

    The “eat the whole egg and accept my failure” part got me😂😂😂

    • @bryaniscrazy3232
      @bryaniscrazy3232 Год назад +21

      Do people not like to eat the whole egg?

    • @kodylangham
      @kodylangham Год назад +10

      ​@@bryaniscrazy3232 I guess some people don't.

    • @grimwolf485
      @grimwolf485 Год назад +10

      ​@@bryaniscrazy3232 the yoks the best thats why

    • @M-1studios863
      @M-1studios863 Год назад +6

      ​@@bryaniscrazy3232 ik some people have heart problems so they eat only egg whites

    • @nevan2201
      @nevan2201 Год назад +1

      ​@@grimwolf485it isnt close to best. white is best, but i eat both cuz i dont care

  • @divory9070
    @divory9070 Год назад +3393

    1. The affirmation of “Nice and garlicky” took me out
    2. “And I ooop…”🤣🤣🤣

  • @zoehine282
    @zoehine282 Год назад +684

    “I have full faith that this isn’t going to wor-…k.. oh.”

  • @silky0439
    @silky0439 Год назад +77

    I’m still stuck on , “you went to the store and bought ONE egg.”😂

  • @AutisticAthena
    @AutisticAthena Год назад +5277

    This dude just shows up in my algorithm one day and we're like friends now or something.

    • @Pjs2008
      @Pjs2008 Год назад +40

      Sorta feels like a copied comment, but there are so many that it doesn’t even matter anymore

    • @blazer6972
      @blazer6972 Год назад +2

      Ong bro

    • @aidien6894
      @aidien6894 Год назад +24

      Same the algorithm was like "Hey you like this video from this dude?" I thought "ye sure it's funny" he won't stop showing up now but I don't regret it

    • @P.I.P.E.L.I.N.E_Podcast
      @P.I.P.E.L.I.N.E_Podcast Год назад

      FR

    • @angelaaa6190
      @angelaaa6190 Год назад

      Same lol

  • @arii_ferrarii
    @arii_ferrarii Год назад +15802

    Yeah basically our entire life is a lie at this point. I’m not even surprised anymore

    • @bangawa3441
      @bangawa3441 Год назад

      I mean if u are from America yes the government job is to keep u at minimum IQ as possible and feed u lies and tell u other countries are bad 😭

    • @pierremontpetit5866
      @pierremontpetit5866 Год назад +20

      With you!

    • @Christo9009
      @Christo9009 Год назад +17

      Yea, this is where I'm at in life rn.

    • @vapes531
      @vapes531 Год назад +25

      I could not have said it better myself I'm almost 27 at this point I turn 27 in May of 2023 and my whole life I've been trying to use two spoons to take egg yolk out of the white, and grew up with people in the generation of "ashtrays on motorcycles are a brilliant idea" so yeah pretty much nothing we do today is done properly anymore there's always a life hack

    • @northedgg3422
      @northedgg3422 Год назад +4

      Right. It's like new things that should have been known are found out every day. Like the matrix is getting wacky. Like that while eating pineapples piece by piece shit. Some shit took too long. It doesnt feel right.

  • @kalin6149
    @kalin6149 Год назад +1070

    My biggest struggle is believing you went to the store and was able to "buy one egg"

    • @mcondry8036
      @mcondry8036 Год назад +50

      Still paid $8

    • @kalin6149
      @kalin6149 Год назад +27

      @@mcondry8036 do you shop at wholepaycheck- er um whole foods? Even a carton shouldn't be that high?

    • @lokteraplays2619
      @lokteraplays2619 Год назад +5

      At this point, that's more than most can afford.

    • @IlllIlIIllllIllIIIlIllI
      @IlllIlIIllllIllIIIlIllI Год назад +1

      @Steve Delaney You're absolutely dramatic and delusional if you're actually saying this.

    • @relaxation2380
      @relaxation2380 Год назад +5

      In today's world I wouldn't doubt they sell them by the single pack

  • @knightleeb3606
    @knightleeb3606 Год назад +8

    He was so upset, we didnt even get closer!

  • @_Meltedburrito
    @_Meltedburrito Год назад +432

    I love the way the videos end when he’s still kinda talking, it adds a really nice comedic touch to it

  • @katjones4840
    @katjones4840 Год назад +2109

    He needs to narrate audiobooks. What a great voice.

  • @Monique-sv4zi
    @Monique-sv4zi Год назад +1076

    "I have full faith that this is not gonna work...-oh.. well it works." 🤣

  • @brutifullroast2548
    @brutifullroast2548 Год назад +132

    The science teacher we all needed but never knew

    • @MAGNAFEISTO
      @MAGNAFEISTO Год назад

      Soo True

    • @MensoJero
      @MensoJero Год назад +3

      The one that says "I don't understand the science"? 😅

    • @thebluefus
      @thebluefus Год назад

      Obviously you weren’t paying attention in class. This is not what they were teaching

    • @MensoJero
      @MensoJero Год назад +1

      @@thebluefus
      I think that was the point, no teacher was teaching this and so OP is saying this is what they wish had been taught. If that's the case, then it would indicate OP WAS paying attention, otherwise they wouldn't know this wasn't taught in class 🤔

  • @GordyB666
    @GordyB666 Год назад +5150

    You can tell this struggle has aged this man. 25 going on 40

    • @TheMrE1974
      @TheMrE1974 Год назад +5

      ha

    • @cyrilliakayy
      @cyrilliakayy Год назад +5

      Lmao

    • @eyther24
      @eyther24 Год назад +42

      exactly right, bro look like 40 to me 😆

    • @tnt8629
      @tnt8629 Год назад +3

      I was just saying the same thing

    • @_MrTrue
      @_MrTrue Год назад +11

      You kids are ridiculous, he barely even looks 30 if that.

  • @ivanljujic4128
    @ivanljujic4128 Год назад +371

    The sadness in his voice is not just audible, but you can practically touch it :(

    • @a-simpler-time
      @a-simpler-time Год назад +4

      Palpable

    • @sugarqbs
      @sugarqbs Год назад +16

      You can grab it if you rub a garlic clove

    • @ivanljujic4128
      @ivanljujic4128 Год назад +4

      @@sugarqbs YOU CAN DO THAT?
      I'm about to experience such sadness that you could grab it if you rub a garlic clove... myself

  • @thewolfofdoyle
    @thewolfofdoyle Год назад +193

    Don’t feel bad I’m 27 and I didn’t even know about this. This is a total game changer for baking.

    • @shruthimaniyodath7755
      @shruthimaniyodath7755 Год назад

      I'm gonna try this for my next cake. :)

    • @GreyPunkWolf
      @GreyPunkWolf Год назад +1

      DO NOT DO THIS FOR CAKES
      Unless you're using strong flavours ofc

    • @ARCHMAGE77
      @ARCHMAGE77 Год назад +3

      ​@@shruthimaniyodath7755 your cake gonna taste like garlic bro 🧄

    • @shruthimaniyodath7755
      @shruthimaniyodath7755 Год назад

      @@ARCHMAGE77 heh XD sure

    • @5x535
      @5x535 Год назад +2

      Shootfire man! I'm 75 and I never heard of such a thing before

  • @scottbakke8273
    @scottbakke8273 Год назад

    You are so entertaining. Thank you. Love the smile and voice.

  • @supersizesenpai
    @supersizesenpai Год назад +2021

    "I don't even know if I'm happy"
    Me: Welcome to the world of being an adult. 😂😥

  • @rayandw
    @rayandw Год назад +1267

    The only thing I couldn't believe is that you are actually 25

    • @1165reddragon
      @1165reddragon Год назад +92

      Bro looks 32. Lol

    • @rayandw
      @rayandw Год назад +65

      @@1165reddragon im 36 and he looks older than me

    • @fire418
      @fire418 Год назад +37

      @@rayandw Nah you look 36, and he looks 36 as well.

    • @kennethwilson8202
      @kennethwilson8202 Год назад

      ​@@fire418 well damn. I see why they call you fire, because...... Burn!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @asgacc8789
      @asgacc8789 Год назад +16

      ​@@fire418now kiss

  • @kimberlytuckermoss7187
    @kimberlytuckermoss7187 Год назад +4

    I just cannot have a normal, good day anymore, unless I see Jordan...he was always showing up in my shorts...now he's a straight up normal part of my life 😂❤

  • @imintheraindripdripdrop
    @imintheraindripdripdrop Год назад +1785

    There's nothing quite like watching someone flip their entire understanding of the world on its head in real time

    • @patricew.4010
      @patricew.4010 Год назад +6

      Go watch the woman asking her Italian husband, if he wanted to try fried ice cream. Pricless

    • @ravencollins5638
      @ravencollins5638 Год назад

      ​​@@patricew.4010ow do you fry ice cream, are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?

  • @CreationSGame01
    @CreationSGame01 Год назад +3974

    It’s ok man, Gordon Ramsey didn’t even know. How was you suppose to?
    Edit: Guys, my source is, I’ve watched hundreds of episodes of Hell’s Kitchen, Kitchen Nightmare, and Master Chef and I’ve never seen him do that sh!t.

    • @d.h.4778
      @d.h.4778 Год назад +30

      Did he like do a TikTok too or something?

    • @ryanriaz
      @ryanriaz Год назад +15

      Thats a good one

    • @balldip
      @balldip Год назад +5

      Source?

    • @Perry24680
      @Perry24680 Год назад +6

      Gordon Ramsey has left the chat.

    • @tectonicwa4531
      @tectonicwa4531 Год назад +2

      Sorce? I made it the fuck up

  • @TylerBTalking
    @TylerBTalking Год назад +697

    The real question is what store sells a single egg 🤯

    • @decKyo
      @decKyo Год назад +71

      Ohio

    • @uewumopapisdn
      @uewumopapisdn Год назад +43

      Any farmers market ever

    • @DefinitelyNotAFerret
      @DefinitelyNotAFerret Год назад +41

      The realer question is what store is stopping you from stealing a single egg

    • @ifuckedurmom
      @ifuckedurmom Год назад +8

      The one i bought two single eggs this morning from

    • @davidcaycedo3716
      @davidcaycedo3716 Год назад +2

      @@ifuckedurmom which one was that

  • @misterros94
    @misterros94 Год назад +8

    For anyone who wants an easier method that is less messy and doesn't require you to have garlic, just crack the egg shell in half and pour the yolk from one shell half to the other back and forth. The whites will slowly drip out into a bowl while the yolk eventually becomes all that's left in the shell.

    • @Hotnik0813
      @Hotnik0813 Год назад +3

      everyone prob knows this😂..its a pain, defin6 not "easier" That's why this is a game changer

    • @misterros94
      @misterros94 Год назад +1

      @@Hotnik0813 unless you buy peeled garlic, peeling a clove of garlic is definitely more work than the method I posted. It's not a paid at all, it takes 10 seconds and is extremely easy

    • @jamess7140
      @jamess7140 Год назад +1

      @@misterros94 Just cut the rooty end off the garlic then pop the garlic on the cutting board, put the flat of your knife on it then push until it pops.

    • @RikaRoleplay
      @RikaRoleplay 11 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@jamess7140Put the cloves of garlic in a mason jar or similar hard plastic or Tupperware container that is dry, then shake it to death. The garlic is peeled or at least much much easier to peel, even a bunch of it

    • @jamess7140
      @jamess7140 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@RikaRoleplay only worth it if you’re doing a bunch, otherwise you’re just making more washing up when it’s quicker and easier to just trim and pop, especially if you’re gonna chop it up down the line. I use the tip shell to shell method unless I’m doing a bunch of eggs, which I only really do if I’m baking and then I don’t want to use the garlic method because there’s nothing worse than a garlic flavoured meringue.

  • @JaireSZN
    @JaireSZN Год назад +1128

    “I have full faith that this is not gonna work and I oh-“ 💀

  • @BigDH28
    @BigDH28 Год назад +219

    “I don’t know if I’m happy or if I’m disappointed it took me this long to figure this out, I’m 25!”.... “It’s still in my hand”.
    The absolute uncertainty in his mind right now! 😂🤣😭☠️

  • @shadowboyii
    @shadowboyii Год назад +1240

    You being 25 is more surprising to me than the egg garlic thing
    You look like a strong 30 year old

    • @hitsuzenT
      @hitsuzenT Год назад +42

      Same, even i am 30, i would think he is older than me, lol

    • @StealthTRD
      @StealthTRD Год назад +28

      yea i was thinkin 38 or 40

    • @Mr.Monacle
      @Mr.Monacle Год назад +27

      Jesus guys, you don't have to do him like this

    • @lil__shmeat
      @lil__shmeat Год назад +9

      ​@Mr. Monocle they ain't lying tho, dude does look 30😂

    • @MartinFinnerup
      @MartinFinnerup Год назад +18

      @@lil__shmeat Pretty sure its the beard. It's not a bad thing as such, but it does make him look a bit older.

  • @cube-dev1705
    @cube-dev1705 Год назад +10

    This guy needs to start a podcast

  • @rapidvvcoy260
    @rapidvvcoy260 Год назад +127

    As a 14 year old, you guide others to a treasure you cannot possess.

  • @morkismork7836
    @morkismork7836 Год назад +3230

    This guy just feels like the physical representation of the words "You seem like a calm and reasonable man"
    It's like he's on his breaking point every time he says something

  • @headrockbeats
    @headrockbeats Год назад +4340

    "I'm 25, by the way", said the 47-year-old man.

  • @pemadorji9928
    @pemadorji9928 Год назад

    Love the way every time you react to videos and complement on it .

  • @greylight8409
    @greylight8409 Год назад +171

    “I-its still in my hand” just sounded like a mix of disappointment mixed with confusedness and it broke me

  • @emuwarrior7490
    @emuwarrior7490 Год назад +495

    I'm still more baffled about how dude was able to buy a single egg.

  • @luciavavrikova10
    @luciavavrikova10 Год назад +244

    The egg: just hanging in the air...
    The man: questioning his own life+existence...

  • @journietheriot574
    @journietheriot574 Год назад +2

    This man is standing in the bathroom, fingers covered in garlic, holding a single egg yolk, while recording himself, alone. What an amazing scene to behold.

  • @MakaylaTomasi
    @MakaylaTomasi Год назад +1020

    The silence after he lifts the yolk is _tangible._

  • @brandonbeard8488
    @brandonbeard8488 Год назад +230

    First let me say, you have a voice that is so calming that I could listen to you talk for hours. Second I am 42 and never knew that lol

  • @trip898
    @trip898 Год назад +390

    He picked up that yolk like a new born kitten

    • @loribernardisunwell9663
      @loribernardisunwell9663 Год назад +9

      By the scruff lmao 😂. That's damn funny my friend...

    • @CaiJabari
      @CaiJabari Год назад

      Hilarious 😂

    • @goldendream4848
      @goldendream4848 Год назад

      Exactly 😂😂

    • @Mirage0153
      @Mirage0153 Год назад

      People who pick up animals by the scruff of their necks are the highest level of douchebag

  • @starkingbiker
    @starkingbiker Год назад +1

    you are literally a movie star vibe. please. if you’re not already, get into acting. I want to see you on the big(ger) screen!

  • @danakim9581
    @danakim9581 Год назад +2327

    OK, but my man.... If you’re 25 and your biggest struggle in life is separating egg yolk from the egg white, You’ve lived a good life.

    • @xelayutui5629
      @xelayutui5629 Год назад +3

      Rhere is Blm
      And
      Eym
      Hahaha

    • @connorthornberg
      @connorthornberg Год назад +57

      I think that was a bit of dry humor

    • @Virgo117
      @Virgo117 Год назад +17

      Pretty sure it's hyperbolic

    • @unrealAna
      @unrealAna Год назад +19

      I thought he is 35-40 lol

    • @ftmmk7039
      @ftmmk7039 Год назад +2

      Wanna tell about your issues ? We're listening to you boi

  • @christopherplayer7586
    @christopherplayer7586 Год назад +277

    “Its still in my hand” i cant stop laughing 😂

  • @Estmaraver
    @Estmaraver Год назад +86

    35 years and I was today old when I learned of this sorcery.
    Also, you're popping off the algorithm. Never really saw a vid from you until a couple of days ago and now the feed is full of 'em. Keep 'em coming.

  • @twoblink
    @twoblink Год назад +15

    Jordon's videos is now a standard practice in my life.

  • @ninou9226
    @ninou9226 Год назад +495

    l love the fact he's aging at an abnormal rate

    • @GMlilEASTSIDEcharlie
      @GMlilEASTSIDEcharlie Год назад +50

      He isn’t he just has a deeper voice and a beard, he looks 28, I’m positive without the beard he looks 20, he also wears glasses which makes him seem older

    • @ninou9226
      @ninou9226 Год назад +44

      @@GMlilEASTSIDEcharlie i meant he continues to add a year I'm pretty sure he said he's 23 a cpl of shorts back

    • @simplyameeraj
      @simplyameeraj Год назад +4

      @@ninou9226 😂😂

    • @alejandrorivas4585
      @alejandrorivas4585 Год назад +17

      ​@@ninou9226 24 actually. Which was painful as I was simping for a dude younger than me lol

    • @shannellelyrics7688
      @shannellelyrics7688 Год назад +4

      I really wanna see him without the facial hair n glasses cause your absolutely right. I cant believe he is really 25 at all.

  • @spark-scyes8101
    @spark-scyes8101 Год назад +907

    Can we just say that this guy's voice is very calming? Just me?...ok-

  • @xenotiic8356
    @xenotiic8356 Год назад +140

    Dude looks 25 but the way he talks and how much wisdom he has, he feels much older!

    • @anamarijagundic7115
      @anamarijagundic7115 Год назад +2

      And color of his voice. He sounds very mature.

    • @Lyricalcandy1982
      @Lyricalcandy1982 Год назад +3

      I've been watching him for a few days now and I'd have sworn he was around my age!

    • @UWWT-k3n
      @UWWT-k3n Год назад +5

      I definitely the was in his thirties, doesn’t look 25 to me.

    • @g.masterlordoftheg-force4770
      @g.masterlordoftheg-force4770 Год назад

      Seems average to me.
      What kind of people live in your area?

  • @rhulanimasia4822
    @rhulanimasia4822 Год назад

    I literally come here everyday to learn something new 😂😂😂❤love it here!

  • @vb2050
    @vb2050 Год назад +641

    You are 25? YOU ARE 25???
    Fuck, here i thought you were much older than me. I really have to update my mental image of myself. Im no kid anymore

    • @bat-amgalanbat-erdene2621
      @bat-amgalanbat-erdene2621 Год назад +26

      Same bro haha I'm 25 and Asian, he looks like 30+

    • @smoothduck7151
      @smoothduck7151 Год назад +10

      I’m 25 and I can’t grow a full beard yet lol

    • @ebonimccain6988
      @ebonimccain6988 Год назад +9

      I thought he was older too

    • @hainleysimpson1507
      @hainleysimpson1507 Год назад +4

      ​@@bat-amgalanbat-erdene2621 I call it the reverse asian effect. I am also black and when my beard grows back I look much older but youthful.

    • @smuglumine9379
      @smuglumine9379 Год назад +1

      I feel like it's all his life experience stories

  • @sovereignofcrimson6904
    @sovereignofcrimson6904 Год назад +613

    I learned this from when I was young feeling superior to other people 🤣

    • @heartspeaks
      @heartspeaks Год назад

      As you should

    • @Shukemet
      @Shukemet Год назад +1

      How did you find out

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots Год назад +2

      Superior for eggs? yikes def not much goin on in your life ey

    • @fllowerknight
      @fllowerknight Год назад +1

      How did you find out tho?

    • @microchip5673
      @microchip5673 Год назад

      ​@@Tw0Dots lol

  • @iceman3117
    @iceman3117 Год назад +75

    I like how you're having an existential crisis but sound so soothing and calm at the same time 🤣

  • @cursedme9957
    @cursedme9957 Год назад

    Dude you are literally mindblowing me nearly every video 🤯 love ya videos

  • @swaggermcjagger6466
    @swaggermcjagger6466 Год назад +170

    “I have no faith this is going to work, OH- well it wOrKeD 😅” 😂😂

  • @theultimatefreak666
    @theultimatefreak666 Год назад +35

    as a 24 who's been living alone (and therefore cooking for myself) since 18 I vibe with the conclusion of "I don't even know if I'm happy"

  • @TheMike0088
    @TheMike0088 Год назад +359

    Holy smokes a beard can make all the difference. This entire time I thought I was watching some suburban dad in his late 30s, when in reality, this mans is just 25. How the hell you 25 lookin like 38 with a 401k and 2 kids? Wild.

    • @ladycreda8326
      @ladycreda8326 Год назад +13

      Right 😮 his demeanor seems so much older to me

    • @HalfInsaneJane
      @HalfInsaneJane Год назад +4

      I'm twenty five got Two kids but not 401K

    • @str8xrippin
      @str8xrippin Год назад +1

      ​@@HalfInsaneJane get 401k

    • @EssieBthe-one
      @EssieBthe-one Год назад +1

      Glad I am not the only one! Will be carding folks moving forward😂😂😂😂

    • @missveronica8393
      @missveronica8393 Год назад

      I got a shock as well 😂 I thought he was early thirties 😅

  • @EvermoreTheNightmare
    @EvermoreTheNightmare Год назад

    Dude I’m 30 and I never knew this. You’ve showed me a lot of things I’ve never known. Dude we are all in this together, running through life and questioning everything.

  • @TheLostBear78
    @TheLostBear78 Год назад +109

    Wait, you're only 25? I would have sworn from your demeanor that you were in your 30's.

    • @bella_ciao4608
      @bella_ciao4608 Год назад +5

      Anxiety will do that to you lol

    • @slump_nuggie
      @slump_nuggie Год назад +8

      Everyone in the comments is saying this. I agree. Also, the guy above that said anxiety causes you to age, not in my case. I'm 33 and still get carded for cigarettes and I'm riddled with anxiety. Diagnosed anxiety with medication, and I still get bad panic attacks. I feel like aging is more related to stress from children. Idk🤷

    • @turesson31
      @turesson31 Год назад

      ​@@slump_nuggie as a parent whom often is stressed and I can't agree with that personally lmao I still look like I'm 17 on a good day and I'm 24

  • @suzabakingbaked7975
    @suzabakingbaked7975 Год назад +138

    I'm a week shy of 40 and had been in the restaurant industry for half my life, including culinary school, and this is the first time I've heard of this.

    • @JodyFrancisWall
      @JodyFrancisWall Год назад +7

      Yeah, I just learnt how to split eggs with the shell.

    • @robertg6425
      @robertg6425 Год назад +6

      Yes 6 years of culinary school never learned this

    • @snazzyk1923
      @snazzyk1923 Год назад +4

      Ik! I've cooked my whole life and made eggs more times than I can count. I've never ONCE heard or seen this before. I either split the eggs with the shell or put it in a bowl and scoop the yoke or with my hand.

    • @MS-uj5ui
      @MS-uj5ui Год назад +1

      @@JodyFrancisWall that’s how I do it or my fingers, but I hate that way because of the feeling

  • @woohootinyrick3580
    @woohootinyrick3580 Год назад +5120

    My biggest shock in the video was learning you’re 25… I’m 27 and look like a damn 17 year old with a beard 😂

  • @ronaldocf7
    @ronaldocf7 10 месяцев назад

    “I am now running my fingers on the garlic clove” is a sentence I never thought I’d hear

  • @aishwaryaraju921
    @aishwaryaraju921 Год назад +439

    I think the most surprising thing in this video is the fact that you’re 25. 😂

    • @Indian0Lore
      @Indian0Lore Год назад +42

      Thought for sure he was 35

    • @yyyd6559
      @yyyd6559 Год назад +2

      I thought he was 40

    • @kxngkool7644
      @kxngkool7644 Год назад +7

      Bro look 30

    • @denellwest
      @denellwest Год назад +4

      That surprised me too. That means I'm 13 years old than him. 🤦🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️

    • @blazingtrs6348
      @blazingtrs6348 Год назад +6

      it's the beard, voice, and glasses

  • @youagain7615
    @youagain7615 Год назад +266

    At this point Jordan lives in his toilet, screw the rest of his house, he only need the bathroom and that’s it 😂

    • @jawstrock2215
      @jawstrock2215 Год назад +5

      Only place that doesn't risk being geolocalized...

    • @Jen.E
      @Jen.E Год назад

      I was wondering why everything is done in the bathroom? 🤔

    • @desireepaulplummer4386
      @desireepaulplummer4386 Год назад

      😅🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂

    • @aerodigital
      @aerodigital Год назад +3

      Because every time it is like "you gotta be shittin me!"

    • @NoName-yk1yk
      @NoName-yk1yk Год назад

      Come in ... Closer...

  • @LMvonLebkuchen
    @LMvonLebkuchen Год назад +48

    Trouble is, 90% of the things most people would need a separated egg for are things you definitely wouldn't want a hint of garlic on

    • @firehazardentertainment8381
      @firehazardentertainment8381 Год назад +2

      Oh boy, garlic waffles...

    • @1kaz1
      @1kaz1 Год назад +2

      I think that's not enough garlic to mess up the flavour (sorry if it was a joke, in that case carry on)

    • @timehunter9467
      @timehunter9467 Год назад +4

      Mmm, lemon meringue pie with garlic meringue 🤔

    • @nisa3612
      @nisa3612 Год назад +1

      Then I'm in the 10% because my son hates yolk on his fried eggs, so it's actually pretty helpful

    • @jennetscarborough5145
      @jennetscarborough5145 Год назад +3

      You should already be washing your hands regularly while cooking, so, to easily separate eggs, make a cup from your non-dominant hand, with fingers just slightly spread.
      Crack the egg into the cupped hand over a bowl, and the yolk will sit in your cupped hand while the white slips away between your fingers.
      Once all your eggs are separated as required, just give your hands another quick wash.
      Boom, easy way to easily separate multiple eggs (or just one) with no garlic odour, or gadgets needed.

  • @MikeMcCarty42
    @MikeMcCarty42 Год назад

    Don't feel bad. I'm 50 and didn't know that until just now. And I used to work in some pretty nice restaurants.

  • @jameshorricksa7511
    @jameshorricksa7511 Год назад +681

    I'm 33 and have worked as a kitchen porter for years with professional chefs and have no clue as to what the fu*k I've just seen

    • @FireCaT-
      @FireCaT- Год назад +18

      Luckily for us the guy above your comment explained it

    • @mikebush6674
      @mikebush6674 Год назад +8

      I ran kitchens for 13 years as a director and have never seen this till this day. I have worked with hundreds of chefs including some from international countries who probably have never seen this before. So cool.

    • @cannablissdreams
      @cannablissdreams Год назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @cannablissdreams
      @cannablissdreams Год назад +1

      ​@@mikebush6674 "international countries"?? 😂😂😂 that's a hilarious way to say "international"

    • @Sonofsun.
      @Sonofsun. Год назад +1

      Ikr I've watched a lot of chefs and none have even mentioned this

  • @racoonzyt8401
    @racoonzyt8401 Год назад +216

    "It's still in my hand"
    Like wtf do I do at this point 💀

  • @4kmentality
    @4kmentality Год назад +746

    I can’t believe he’s only 25 😂 I’ve heard him tell enough stories to have grand kids

    • @malina1239
      @malina1239 Год назад +32

      He looks twice that

    • @JacobsKrąnųg
      @JacobsKrąnųg Год назад +37

      he literally looks like 40-50

    • @slygit
      @slygit Год назад +1

      😂😂

    • @alay6034
      @alay6034 Год назад +13

      He's def not 25 lol

    • @Bonbon.G
      @Bonbon.G Год назад +17

      He looks 40 or just an over-worked man in his 30’s. He owns a house for goodness’s sake he can’t be only 25

  • @Kimo0tJJ
    @Kimo0tJJ Год назад

    Why is it so hilarious to see someone hold a f-cking eggyolk like that I can't stop laughing

  • @dubya724
    @dubya724 Год назад +285

    25 years old with the wisdom and life experiences of a cat that’s 50. You are golden my dude! 😂😂

    • @dubya724
      @dubya724 Год назад +1

      @@DK_1983 you know I’m not talking about a feline! Quit playing! 😂😂

    • @Lunam_D._Roger
      @Lunam_D._Roger Год назад +1

      @@dubya724 No, we don't. Why did you say cat then? Weirdo

    • @ArtwithAmarBrisco
      @ArtwithAmarBrisco Год назад

      How would you know have you ever had a chat with a guy in his 50s. Sounds like a comment made just to sound cool.

    • @frankpower97
      @frankpower97 Год назад

      the dude has my age and yet I look like a kid lol

    • @hoihoipoipoi
      @hoihoipoipoi Год назад

      dont insult humans like that. a cat? ew