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Me:You what? Stalker:I removed your right kidney while you were sleeping,but don't worry, you're fine.No no no,why are you crying and shaking and getting your tears all over my hardwood floors?That's not very polite.
I don't think she new how to write a 20% tip on a single number be on a number like 45$ you multiple the first number for you base number so I'd multiple 4 × 2 to give a 20% so a 20% tip on a 45$ order is 8$
Help I was literally wheezing when he said "No not about being in your house! I didn't even ask about whether you wanted to be big spoon or little spoon!" 😭😭
Same here, people thought I was crazy so the school tried sending me to a mental hospital for the 5th time!? 😑💢, just because I have a scary laugh and I think about death doesn't mean I'm crazy...but I am I just don't tell anyone or show it anymore
Omg the way that the clock stopped ticking when he asked “and I’m not crazy… right?” At 4:53 ohhhh lord it made my heart stop for a sec. Good work loveeee keep it up 💗
“You can choose” oh I wanted to be the spoon in the drawer actually, but ok. lolol this is actually so good thoooo! i have sensitivity to sounds and i can rarely listen to asmrs (and podcasts), but your voice is rlly nice and smooth and relaxing even with this script lmaooo.
GUYS! I'm looking for suggestions! ❣ if you have any scripts you'd want to hear me read, any at all, send them to soma.boi.tv@gmail.com! (doesn't need to be a script you've written) If you do and I choose to use the script you send I'll shout you out at the end of the video with a special thankyou~. Dont be afraid to send scripts that are a bit spicier too❣
Am I the only one that wouldn't be resisting in a situation like this? Like genuinely, even if you aren't into the stalker, he has a gun. A DAMN GUN. Even if he didn't, he literally broke in. We don't know what he's capable of! Just act like you love him until there's a safe time for you to contact someone.
Okay why do I feel like we’re gonna run away while he’s in the shower or run away when we are at work or something..or we just stay either way this was amazing
“Well…this isn’t for you.” WHAT THE HELL DID YOU BRING TO MY HOUSE?! “That word is a no no to me..” so..let me get this right, you broke into my house, told me to sit down, yelled at me when I tried to run and now your telling me how to act, (also this voice is perfect, chefs kiss)
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- access to NSFW audio's, private discord channels and roles, voting on future content, Etc...
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- Help Fund better equipment for my videos(Like an ASMR mic), Also get me gifts ♥
Twitter - twitter.com/Soma_inu
- My twitter! Video updates, General Soma updates, Get in contact with me (my dm's are always open), Send me script requests, etc...
CuriousCat - curiouscat.live/Soma_Inu
- Ask me questions anonymously! Wanna know something about me but wanna ask secretly, Shoot your shot.
Me:You what?
Stalker:I removed your right kidney while you were sleeping,but don't worry, you're fine.No no no,why are you crying and shaking and getting your tears all over my hardwood floors?That's not very polite.
WHY DID BRO SAY " You smell so good~"LIKE BRO GET OUT OF MY HOUSE😢😢😢💀💀💀
the way i laughed at "have a nice day and you said you too... like wow" 💀 and I thought i was delusional
Broooo I'm on the floor bc the way he said it n this comment
No cause I would actually do this 😭
Me too bro, me too
Bro at this point It's pure reflex for me to say that 😅
NAH FAM YOU A YANDERE? 😂@@Avery-chaN_
bro broke into my house and told me to sit down 💀
I would sit for him
He would be the only guy who likes me
I would be sat
I would also sit for him.
Like I'm sat
10$ tip on a 5$ coffee is actually crazy 💀
fr😭
Guess we were feeling a bit delusional
I don't think she new how to write a 20% tip on a single number be on a number like 45$ you multiple the first number for you base number so I'd multiple 4 × 2 to give a 20% so a 20% tip on a 45$ order is 8$
@@Harper-zp3jo what 😭😭
@@C.hloeJuice it's math on how to do a 20% tip when tipping
He's not crazy guys he just quit his job to stalk us and our job, broke into our house, basically harassing us and being delulu 💀✋
you know it~! ♥
Lol I think I’m gonna die from laughter 😂🤣
I know right like what are these people talking about he's not crazy?😂😂😂
He just needs some tlc
@@Heyitzbloo what is that
“I’m sorry that you made me do that” ARE YOU GASLIGHTING ME???
What? never. 😇
I love a gaslighting man 😘🤭
@@PLSdontTAKEanythingIsaySRSLYas toxic as it is I love an obsessed partner😚
@@PLSdontTAKEanythingIsaySRSLYyou’re not serious aren’t you?
@@Might-be-slow😨😶
Moral of the story: Never smile at a stranger.
Most of the time I do it but I think now I will consider it a lot 💀
Thanks for the tip.
I mean, now I want to if they're attractive-
@@CCatlynXDdogain’t no wayy 💀
lol
oh god dude just got tip and fell in love😭😭
understandable.
💀
Who can blame him
LMAOO😭
За деньги да
За деньги да х)
I would, too, if they were a good tipper and kind. It's so understandable. I kinda want him, lol I'm so gay
Help I was literally wheezing when he said "No not about being in your house! I didn't even ask about whether you wanted to be big spoon or little spoon!" 😭😭
VENTI🤨📸📸📸📸📸📸
I was so expecting him to say "crazy?..i was crazy once, they locked me in a room. A rubber room, filled with rats..crazy?"
FRRRR
The rats made me crazy… Crazy?
@@cidercake4373 CRAZY!? crazy I was crazy once
I staräted saying that out loud when he said it💀
Same here, people thought I was crazy so the school tried sending me to a mental hospital for the 5th time!? 😑💢, just because I have a scary laugh and I think about death doesn't mean I'm crazy...but I am I just don't tell anyone or show it anymore
The audacity to order us around after breaking into OUR house?!😭🙏🏾
Right like what do you mean “sit down”?? Do you have that authority over me now 😭🙏🏾🙏🏾
He's just ...... A little bit crazy, but I can fix him😃
@@Nyx_th3_th3i4nyea I love your energy 😃
@@Rose_Adara I might be going insane, and a little bit suicidal butttt I'm fineee💅🏻✨✨✨✨
dude i love how casual he is about breaking in 😭😭 he’s just like oh don’t mind me :3 :3
Fr 😭😭
IS THAT A MURDER DRONES REFERENCE?? I’m sorry
“You left a 10$ tip for a $5 coffee”- I thought “dang I thought it was 1dollar”😢😅😂
THE LITTLE “mwah💋” AT THE START WAS SO ADORABLE AND FUNNY😭😭
i immediately thought “no bars”😙😭😭😭
I LOVE HIM SO MUCHHHHHH
Ikr ❤️
@@chiicaaneelol
Nah that’s crazy when he asked “am I crazy?” Even the clock stopped ticking it got so scared😂😂😂😂
This is how I think my crushes are supposed to find out I like them, like I said “hi” you should know I like you😂
IKR? Some people just don't get it 😂
Fr😂😂 and great job with the script
LOL!!
3:26 Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
...Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
🤯
Are you okay yo 😭
Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room, a rubber room with rats, and rat make me crazy!
@@M-s0_s0up crazy? i was crazy once...they locked in a room...a rubber room....a rubber room with RATS. and rats make me crazy...
The gun cocking was such good comedic timing omg
It made me laugh when I did it, but I wasnt sure people would get it was the gun cocking 😂😂 glad you did
the way he mentioned the gun against the spine made me shiver. 10/10
❤️ 10/10 comment ~
HES SO DELUSIONAL I LOVE HIM
Make him whimper
@@Hirune_pdfoh.. how cute..! 😥
@@Hirune_pdfput a bow on it and it’s ok 🎀
👀😳
@@Hirune_pdfWOAH alrighty then lmao
"besides the safetys on" THAT DOSENT MATTER. GO PUT IT BACK IN THE DAMN CAR
"If u feel smth hard, It's just the gun aganist your spine-" Two seconds later...."You can relax now bby" 💀 ✋🏽 CAN I????
The stress 😬 ❤❤❤
Dude got tipped and feel in love😭😭 $10 FOR $5 COFFEE?? DUDE
No but being so fr, $10 tip on a $5 coffee is CRAZY.😭
Honestly probably the most realistic audio I’ve heard yet
haha I'm not crazy IRL, I SWEARRR 😢😢
@@Soma_Inuyou sure, hun? 😏
Come on, don't be shy~❤
We're all kinda crazies interested in yanderes here 😂😂😂
I’m sorry why are you so underrated like you’re voice is literal perfection 😭🤚
Dont worry, every view I get I'm so hyped for ❣ Yall spoil me with your comments, they're always so nice 😭😭😭thankyouuu
REAL LIKEEE
@@Soma_Inu you deserve every view you get 😭🫶
FRR
Him: " And if you feel something hard!"
Me: 👀
Him: "Its just the gun against your spine 😊!!"
Me: ☹️
I knowww
NO WAY HOW DOES BRO MOAN WHILE POINTING THE GUN AT MY SPINE???
you just dont get him 😭😭
I don't think it was the gun😅
I felt so uncomfortable during this whole audio, you're so good at this 😭😭😭
I know i was also uncomfortable
he really asked me if i wanna be the big spoon or the little spoon...
ACTUALLY I DONT WANT YOU INFRONT OF ME OR BEHIND WITH THAT FRICKING GUN!
This was PURE delulu 😭✋
Selulu, is not the selulu
Omg the way that the clock stopped ticking when he asked “and I’m not crazy… right?” At 4:53 ohhhh lord it made my heart stop for a sec.
Good work loveeee keep it up 💗
Oh God yeah, I actually answered bros question unintentionally.
Him:talk about husband material huh
Me : what you say
Him:i said"im pretty good husband material huh🔫
Me:✋🏽👁️👄👁️✋🏽
😂❤
“You can choose” oh I wanted to be the spoon in the drawer actually, but ok.
lolol this is actually so good thoooo! i have sensitivity to sounds and i can rarely listen to asmrs (and podcasts), but your voice is rlly nice and smooth and relaxing even with this script lmaooo.
Glad you liked it~! ♥ haha
damn it was a GUN
Fr i thought something else 😔
Stalker: come here often?
Listener: this is my house
Our house*
BRO GET OUT OF THERE HOUSE AND BRO YOU CAME IN BECAUSE HOW BEATIFUL THEY ARE AM CALLING THE POILCE BRO💀💀💀
@@Soma_Inubet 😏
the moving closer part is giving austin 💀
BROTHER IS ACTUALLY GEEKING LIKE POINTING A GUNNAT ME AFTER I CALLED HIM HUSBAND MATERIAL
Dude is definitely on some shiz 😂❤
Bro, really said let’s make the Stockholm syndrome terminal with this one
I would have Stockholm syndrome if I got kidnapped😅
@@Nyx_th3_th3i4nlmaooo i swear i saw you in another asmr video 😂😂❤
@@Juhi_212xx you probably did😅😅😅
@@Juhi_212xx these are literally my life line😄
cant let opps know i fw this
I've got them on the line as we speak.
@@Soma_Inu my opps have done 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂er things then boyfriend asmr
“I said I’m pretty good husband material, huh?” “Sorry, that’s what I thought” so sassy with it😭😭😭
bro fr could of asked me out on the spot and I would of said yes but he gotta be extra and break into my house with a damn gun-
thats how you know he really cares!!! 🥺🥺
@@Soma_Inu bro could atleast bought me some nuggets if he was gonna break in and stay. The audacity he has
IF HE BOUGHT NUGGETS I WOULD HAVE SAID YES.. BUYING NUGGETS IS A GREEN FLAG FR
Im glad i found this channel 😂 it's funny how he just casually breaks in and suddenly he's moving in my house 😭
You say that likes its not totally normal 😤 (and thankyou 😂♥)
@@Soma_Inu i forgot 😔 totally and definitely NORMAL! 😠 (also belated happy birthday!! eeyy *light the candles* 🎂)
that made me delulu af😭😭 my first time to hear your voice and that's literally perfection!
Thank you so much!! ♥♥♥ hopefully you'll get to hear it lots more!
Everyone should know not to call a crazy person crazy...they are either self aware and dangerous or they get insulted and are dangerous
My heart was beating so loud in my ears and when you got quiet i noticed it was in sync w the clock 😭
Bro the way he said "if you feel somthing hard its just the gun" Oh hell no i thought smth else
MUICHIRO??
Hello
dude why did this feel so real 💀😭 voice acting on point fr
5:29 our first date???? you broke into my house! that is not a date bro..
It's giving twilight ❤❤❤❤❤❤
I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OFTOWN AND THIS STARTED PLAYING ON FULL VOLUME
You what now....
GUYS! I'm looking for suggestions! ❣ if you have any scripts you'd want to hear me read, any at all, send them to soma.boi.tv@gmail.com! (doesn't need to be a script you've written) If you do and I choose to use the script you send I'll shout you out at the end of the video with a special thankyou~. Dont be afraid to send scripts that are a bit spicier too❣
you should like do a yandere king and its like hes begging for it
You have an awesomr voice, its super comforting
At 7:46 yk bro said, “ther is nothing to be afraid of” bro what abt the gun?! Lmao this was amazing
dont worry about that 😊 Just enjoy the cuddles!
haha Thankyouuuu~!
My birthday isn't even close, but I am seeing this as my birthday present. Yummy. Thank you.
Haha Happy birthday! ❤️
“If you feel something against your back it’s the gun” is it now? 👀
perhaps 💕
Okay but the ambience and how you worked it in favor of the atmosphere??? Slayed fr
Your voice sounds so sweet and calming. I instantly subscribed
Am I the only one that wouldn't be resisting in a situation like this? Like genuinely, even if you aren't into the stalker, he has a gun. A DAMN GUN. Even if he didn't, he literally broke in. We don't know what he's capable of! Just act like you love him until there's a safe time for you to contact someone.
ALL WE SAID WAS “you too” BRO IS 100%DELULU
Well, this is a compelling portrait of obsession! Crazy?! Is it crazy?! 🤔
“If you feel something hard it’s the gun against your spine” 😭😭💀
The gun clicking 😭 bro ok relax 😂😂 I consent !!!
7:17 I never said little spoon I said big spoon is he gaslighting me
Your voice is deeper than my daddy issues...💀💀💀😭
LMFAOOO😂😂😂😂😂
OH GOOD LORD I FELT THE KISS 4:04
haha 😘
@@Soma_Inu i actually did, my neck was all red and my body tinggled after it 😔👍🏻
Your voice is cold but yet kinda warm.
This audio is very comforting! Love your voice! ❤️
Bro breaks in and points a gun at me the confesses his love for me?!? Every girls dream!!!
When they imagined the gun, am I the only one that I imagine the pistol?
this guy took delusional to another level😭😭
BRO AT 5:30 LIKE BRO....WTF YOU MEAN "our first date" YOU BROKE INTO MY HOUSE THAN HAVE THE AUDACITY TO ASKE TO CUDDLE WITH YOU....
$10 tip onna $5 coffee, that’s wild💀
“I didn’t even ask you wanted to be the big spoon or the little spoon😁”
IM GONNA NEED A PART TWO 🙏🙏🙏
I may or may not be obsessed-
Nah, the way i actually felt fear when he went
"I said im pretty good husband material, huh?"
🔫
😂😂😂😂
“If you feel something hard that’s just the gun against your spine” That’s crazy💀
Normal bf: Im sorry I did that
Toxic bf: Im sorry that you made me do that
See the difference?😂😂
my way is better 😤
"What- crazy? Im not crazy...why would you say that im not crazy" AS IF YOU AIN'T THE ONE WHO STALKED ME AND BROKE INTO MY HOUSE....LIKE-...
0:18 not me replying it over and over again 🤭🤭 that part melted my heartttt
“If you feel something hard just know it’s the gun against your spine 😊” bro I actually WEEZED
Him: *calls me babe*
Me: *rolling on the floor with a red face*
BRO COULDNT KNOCK??😭😭
Your voice is amazing 🥹 made me subscribe in 3 seconds💖💖💖
“sweet person like you” sir are we talking about the same person?
Are you just happy to see me, or is that a gun-
Can't It be both? ♥
I proudly answered big spoon and raged when he said aww little spoon
dont worry you can be big spoon next time 😏
Okay why do I feel like we’re gonna run away while he’s in the shower or run away when we are at work or something..or we just stay either way this was amazing
Ain’t no way he rolled in a suit case 😂
THE ''mwa'' T////////////////////T and the "stop being such a rude host" IM SUCH A PEOPLE PLEASER I WOULDVE STRAIGHT UP SAID "Yes sir-"
😂😂♥
mannn my stomach while listening to it was like ➡️⬆️⬅️⬇️↗️↘️↙️↖️↕️↔️↘️↪️↩️⤴️⤵️🔀🔁🔄
😭😭😩
Real 😂😂😂😂
THIS IS SO GOOD AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Highlighted comment?.. I'm gonna cry istg.
😂😂😘
And you gave me a 10 dollar tip on a 5 dollar coffee sir I’m too broke 😢😢
I was about to cry 😢
The voice 😻
Bro i was blushing as soon as i heard the intro💀
BRO EVEN MY PHONES BLUSHING ITS HOT AF💀
💋💋💋
Your voice sounds so calming in my headphones 🥰
haha wow i've got gojo on my videos 💜💜 Thanks~!
@@Soma_Inu omg I WILL be checking that out rn
“Well…this isn’t for you.” WHAT THE HELL DID YOU BRING TO MY HOUSE?! “That word is a no no to me..” so..let me get this right, you broke into my house, told me to sit down, yelled at me when I tried to run and now your telling me how to act, (also this voice is perfect, chefs kiss)
happy you liked it 🥰
HELP I GOT A PRAY WITH ME AD BEFORE THIS 😭🙏
Bro broke into my house, told me to sit down, and pursued to gaslight me.
dude this is so nice 😭💖
glad you like it! 💜
@@Soma_Inu - you're a legend oml we need more yandere soma 💖