Smart business. But TheClicks face is too recognizable so they will notice he is also the therapist. Maybe he should grow his mustache back and then when he is the therapist, shave it 🤔
My parents didn't teach me slurs or to hate people that were different. When i was 12 Mom and I went to Puerto Rico to visit my uncle, aunt and cousin. When we were out one day I said to my mom. Mom, look at that guy. Mom: what about him? Me: he's hot! Aunt: he's a f-slur! Me: what's that? Mom kindly explained to me and while my aunt was spewing hate all I could think about is how cute a couple him and his bf were. Years later Mom came out to me as bi and entroduced me to her gf.
@nobudgetguy All of these are integer underflow or overflow issues Ghandi had a peace stat of 1 Attaining world peace drops it by 2, which is -1, which doesn't exist in the game, so it underflow up to the max integer, 300 or smthn, Making Ghandi nuke everyone, and turn all these straight dudes gay
Made me think of overflow which made me think of a video I watched about the impossible 256 Pac-Man level and other impossible levels mostly caused by overflow issues
@@Nakia11798 i mean, trying it to see if it does anything is very different from regularly watching it specifically for the genitalia you claim to not be interested in, which was in the post i was referencing trying out new things and experimenting just to see if it does anything for you is a pretty healthy and open mindset btw, so good on you
The "I was in the Navy..." reminds me of a friend I was had. When he came out as gay to his family, being super nervous, his grandfather, who was a WW2 veteran of Germanies "child army" (in the end the Nazis send 15-16 year old boys into battle) smiled at him, winked and said when his wife left the room for a moment: "You know, there are no women in the trenches..."
Well unfortunately there are now women in at least some military now, war is a bad Sing For Humanity of which should not be encouraged by throwing more bodies at it. But if you're going to do it anyway you might as well have some fun with the Bros, does anyone know of a no girls allowed sign printing company that I can use?
As for the movie idea, I'm just imagining all these people suddenly realising what they are into. And then the asexuals are just there for the fashion show lol
Fun fact: "R--ka" originally means basically the same as "to tug something back and forward more than once". The reason we use the word for self-naughties in Swedish is because the act of self-naughties involve, well, tugging something repeatedly. "Sump" is actually not the same as swamp goo - it's generally a word for sediment, from what you get in mud to your classic old-fashioned coffee. So "Sumpr--kare" means "someone who shakes up sediment". It was an actual job title once.
I thought "sump", atleast in it's modern use, meant something like "leftover goo from whatever process" (mostly in everyday life from brewing or drinking coffee/tea). But it fits with sediment, it's just mother nature doing it instead of people. That really explains it well. Thank you.
3 years ago i was sad and lonely while living abroad, my gay best friend helped me during these trying times if homosexuality isnt contagious then explain why hes now my fiance
I'm so glad Click supports wholesome female friendship on this channel. Me and my bestie sleep together, eat at restaurants, kiss each other on the lips deeply and slowly waltz under the moonlight sometimes. She's the only friend who makes me shiver with her sheer presence and who's hot breathe caressing the shallow of my ear makes goosebumps appear all over my body. My grandmother says that our kiss-training will be very useful in finding a husband in the future. Wholesome vibes on this channel!
My uncle--who was a submariner for over two decades, mind--had a favorite line to describe submarine work. "One hundred men go under the waves, and fifty couples come back up."
R/suddenlygay.... doesn't that bring back memories Story time: I was raised in a place where being gay was illegal so even when I moved away the homophobic way of thinking stuck for a while, they didn't last much though ._. I'm gay
I remember it like it was yesterday. I, an eleven year old child was walking to school when I passed by a skinny effeminate boy with rainbow eyeshadow and a pink dress on. Just as I walked past him, the boy coughed on me. I've been gay ever since.
You know you're having a good day when you find a bunch of gorgeous clothes and Christmas presents for a bargain then catch a click video super early just as you get home. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all who read this 🎄🎄🎄
" 'Dressing like a lesbian' is the new sexy, powerful fashion trend." Me: So it's confirmed. If you wear a suit, you are dressing like a lesbian. Even if you are in fact a straight cis male, you are now lesbian. No negotiations. No take-backs. Someone at New York Post said it, so it must be true. 🙄💀😂💅
"Bussi" is also a word in german that means kiss. A word I never use, because I share a brain with a bisexual menace who after hearing the word appears just to laugh at me.
Orientation Camp plot needs their asexual character to just sit there admiring the looks of people for aesthetics and just gives them all positive feedback. Because we can admire the beauty of people without all the rest of that. Later they find someone to vibe with based on personality and it's wonderful.
My younger brother used to ask me about what girls find attractive in a man, so he could know how to exercise for it like: arms, abs, back, etc. I had no clue what to tell him... I ended up just saying that I was more attracted to someone based on personality and personal connection and shared interest than physical stuff. Later realized I'm ace. Oops I guess. That orientation camp might have helped. :)
@@kissit012 Honey now that I'm in my mid 30s and my hormones have receded I don't give a flying flip about looking at anyone or if anyone is looking at me. So I feel ya. The only thing that catches my attention is can I pet people's cats/dogs/snakes/rats, etc. If you have an animal I can love on, that gets my attention. That's pretty much it.
5:39 He was running away by sliding down naked on gutter pipe from first floor. There's a memorial plaque about it in Brussels next to that pipe, funded by Hungarians living in Brussels.
Also, i find it incredibly funny that if you ask "do you remember the time when one of our politicians got caught in an orgy?" The anwser would be: which one?
People forget that heteroflexible is a sexual orientation. (So is homoflexible, if we're making a list.) Someone *can* be predominantly into one sex/gender, but then very exceptional individuals of the other sex/gender can turn their heads.
@@electrowave114 Or that people can have an aesthetic appreciation or sleep with someone they're not necessarily attracted to in that way because it's fun or whatever. Some of these specific examples, they may not be straight and don't realize it certainly, but as an aro person who dates I get a little frustrated with the assumption sometimes.
There's a story of a nobleman of sorts in ancient China, who had a male partner. One night, the nobleman had to get up but he'd noticed his partner fell asleep on the sleeve of his robe. Rather than waking him up, the nobleman cut the sleeve of his robe to let him rest longer. Wholesome little story there that I heard from someone. I'm not sure if it's true or not, but it's cute either way.
@@sarahthesarah2850 that’s lovely. Thanks you. I’ll be fine. Just getting routine work done. But this month everything got crammed into the last week before Christmas. A lot done in a few days that would be normally spread across the the whole month. I don’t want to go into details but it includes hormonal treatments. So I know I will feel awful later over Christmas with a big mood swings. Plus other things, including in and out of hospital a little bit.
At the end they gather up the kids and explain that if they didn’t like any of them they might be ace and they go about explaining the split attraction model
When you got to the meme about the lions learning it from gay tourists, I immediately thought of two dudes rawdogging each other while the lions watch from the sidelines taking notes 😂
Fun fact about The Click's home country of Sweden. In Malmõ, there are trash cans that moan and talk suggestively to you when you dispose of trash in them
I've just seen that on Last Week Tonight yesterday and damb, just seeing this on video made me uncomfortable as hell. I don't litter ever, but I would 100% put my trash beneath that trash can, to avoid opening it and having to hear that cursed shit! I'm also quite baffled that a naughty playback is apparently enough to make everyone overlook the blatant sexual objectification and hostile design philosophy (making it so homeless people can't salvage bottles from the can) this trash can is guilty of. We truly don't mature past 12 year olds, do we?
"I am 100 percent straight, but it needs to be said that my own gender is definitely more attractive!" Mm-HM. As my pansexual friend says it ✨spicy straight✨
"Spicy straight"?... _what_? Also my phone does not appear to have the whatever emojis, hopefully no human in this world gets offended at that- oh wait how is there anything in or off this world that isn't going to offend someone.
6:48 If I wouldn't have freaked out at 20 or so that orientation camp idea would have been really helpful (Sapphic bi/pan person here who thought they were cishet man in my 20s) Basically "why is everyone so hot but also why do I have no desire to actually have adult fun time with any of them?" An ace with strong libido and bi/pan attraction like me would have learned a lot about myself.
5:40 The rest of the story is equally as hilarious as that. The whole reason why he was fleeing the orgy was cause the whole thing was held during quarantine and the cops came to arrest them, and by "fleeing the orgy" I mean "climbing down the drain pipe half-naked with ecstasy in his backpack".
Tbh, the thing about the straight guy going to a gay gym reminded me of the Gabriel Iglasias skits where he talked about how gay guys looking at him like he looks at tacos gave him such a confidence boost. X3
funny story: Last year on Christmas some time after we had opened the gifts, my parents. my little sister and my uncle were going to church and I jokingly said "While you are at church I´m going to summon a demon."
5:38 . "An anti-gay Hungarian..." Me : LETS F*** GO ! Yeah im Hungaryan and yeah . The gentleman's name is József Szájer. He was already featured in a previous /furry_irl (I think, not sure) video on your channel. ...
one of the old names for the Queen piece was "General", which made sense why a pawn can be promoter to that rank. Rook, Knight, and Bishop all had different names as well. mostly equivalent to military or religious units and ranks. the current incarnation of chess is of Arabic/Persian origins(the name literally means the equivalent of "king" checkmate is approximately "dead king")
16:20 => Well, there's a popular gay joke where people say: "Well, technically speaking, Jesus brought his tools with him to be nailed by a bunch of dudes while everyone was watching."
Bram Stoker also had a very close 'friendship' with Oscar Wilde. Back then, men and women were encouraged to have close same-sex relationships to 'practise' for the marriage. There are quite some interesting videos about that. And about Bram Stokers homoerotic scenes in Dracula.
@@tylerphuoc2653- but he was able to get away with for decades... It wasn't that doing same-sex things was bad as such -it just wasn't admitted by most people -cos like modern day, most people didn't care. Wilde's problem was the people he became associated and how "overt" he was in his advances
@@tylerphuoc2653 to a certain point, it was quite normal. Of course I know Oscar Wildes biography. With 'Close same-sex relationships' I didn't mean sexual, more like platonic love. Also Oscar Wilde lived like that for decades before it became problematic for him.
I had no idea the Medic hated femboys so much! Why does he have a beam designed to turn specifically femboys gay? Besides, it's like a 50/50 chance they're gay already, so it seem like a bit of a waste of effort.
12:00 as a gay, idk how to feel about this. Dus you expect everyone to be gay there and then when someone isnt and you fall for him then thats kinda frustrating tbh. Luckily i dont go to the gym due to social anxiety... and i have seen people get mad over some girl being lesbian and not straight, it goes both ways sadly
What I learned from this video: If you want to please a women, you need to be pleased like a woman by other men. Thanks Click, you should mark this vid as educational.
Watching click is always a joy :D Also as a Finn the Swedish word mentioned 9:20 sounded rather fun because: Sumppi = coffee Runkkari = person doing self naughties. So "Sumppirunkkari" is somebody who really, really loves their coffee.
23:50 I also randomly taught someone to waltz this year... because it was asked at the Pride Festival if anyone knows how a waltz works, I got in touch. I knew my steps thanks to a series I used to watch and a game. I, as the small person, should have danced the female part, but I knew the male part in the dance better. I hate being so tiny sometimes but I still had a lot of fun
Fun IRL story!!! At my medical faculty, at practical anatomy class: when the subject was genítal area, our professor literally locked the door, dimmed the light and loudly asked "Who's ready for practical part of anatomy class?!! 😈" Then we of course all laughed and he unlocked the door and all 😂 Ofc I'll never forget this epic moment. Yeah, ofc it was just regular class then. (Noone was harmed or worried btw, but entertained? ABSOLUTELY!)
As for the Jesus billboard, as a former Christian, that is 100 percent unironic. Most Christians lack any kind of awareness in that area. I keep saying that they should run their slogans past an atheist teen. If the teen laughs, choose another slogan
Fun Fact: I don’t remember which civilization this was but fish nets actually started to be worn in order to get around the dress code. So you can say you have something on your legs but your legs are still very visible.
they've actually found that being 100% straight and having zero attraction to the same sex is extremely rare. Most people who claim to be "super straight" are lying.
It's a spectrum in my opinion. There are ways to express preferences without being a jerk. That's the problem I have with the whole super straight thing.
@@legrandliseurtri7495 I remember seeing a poll a while back and hearing something about it somewhere. I don't have a direct source. Lots of folks I know who identity as straight are curious about exploring other sexualities. I just learned about sexuality as a spectrum. Some folks can appreciate the sex appeal of their own gender in varying degrees and still consider themselves straight.
I think that folks who see themselves as on the far straight side of the spectrum might not have ever been in an environment or circumstance that supported self exploration. Just my opinion though. Lots of folks are told that passing homosexual feelings are something you grow out of or have to resist.
5:35 actually the hungarian politician story goes by, beacuase he was caught on an eaves tunel in Brussels, during a gay naughty's party, elbow-deep in Vaseline, and of course naked, i think the most of the hungarian people, including me, never going to forget this story. Ah i "love" my hippocratic country. Oh and if anyone is interested, the name of the politician is Sajer (Szájer), and he lost his job since this accident
The buff rapunzel comic makes me think of Tangled because the movie makes it clear that all the years of pulling Mother Gothel up the tower using her hair has given her HUGE upper body strength to the point she's easily able to overpower her when she starts breaking free of her manipulations.
I know the majority of this channel's bread and butter is laughing at or mocking the ignorant and stupid, but I really, really want Click to revisit r/humansbeingbros. I love seeing the goodness of humanity every so often as a palette cleanser (also, the utter kindness and wholesomeness that subreddit contained made him tear up, like it touched his devilish heart enough to cause tears). I doubt he would since, like I said, the jokey kind of content gets better views, but I can still dream ♡
Okay so, funny story, I was on call with a friend once, and your video was on my computer screen, and their first response was, "YOU WATCH THE CLICK TOO??" and suddenly that just explained why we both know all the same cursed memes, and why we're so unhinged together. Thanks for bringing us together Mark.
About the hypocritical politician, it reminded me of a bit by Frankie Boyle on Mock the Week: "I want to recriminalize homosexuality, so that I feel dirty when I do it"
7:05 As a trans guy, (and I am trying to put this delicately to not get censored) the part being called confusing really isn't. Especially if you're aware of the rest of the anatomy in that zone, if you know what to look for, it's not hard at all.
Idk dude as a fellow trans guy here, I'd say it can be pretty confusing... I don't know what other body part can literally bleach things during normal function. I can definitely understand how someone who doesn't have one can get very confused
@@vaughnhaney7020 As someone who doesn't have one, I don't find them confusing. I think other guys who are confused are expecting something bigger, and when they don't see it, they assume it doesn't exist. Sometimes you need to look indirectly.
@@adrienstarfaer I mean yeah that is why, but I just feel like the body could've found less drastic measures, and it ruins all my good boxer briefs :( Idk how some women are willing to spend a ton of money on underwear or whatever considering that lol
If you were to take a shot anytime someone says "I am not gay, but" or "I am straight, but" and then says something that tells you that they are very much gay, you'd die of liver damage very quickly.
9:30 runkkari means 'masturbator' in Finnish. It indeed comes from the swedish runkare. I had no idea we had the swedes to thank for this word. It's one of our most common slanderous words to use about somebody so thanks for that neighbor 👍
I was so sad I didn't have the money to buy the emotional support demon, which paradoxicly made me in need of it MORE, then my boyfriend took one look at it and instantly ordered it. 🥰😍
Click is like a therapist who gets clients by traumatising them first.
I uh damn yeah it’s true
Smart business. But TheClicks face is too recognizable so they will notice he is also the therapist. Maybe he should grow his mustache back and then when he is the therapist, shave it 🤔
Make the customers and get the profit
I mean, I'm not paying him, youtube does that on our behalf
He can traumatize me any day
My parents didn't teach me slurs or to hate people that were different. When i was 12 Mom and I went to Puerto Rico to visit my uncle, aunt and cousin. When we were out one day I said to my mom. Mom, look at that guy. Mom: what about him? Me: he's hot! Aunt: he's a f-slur! Me: what's that? Mom kindly explained to me and while my aunt was spewing hate all I could think about is how cute a couple him and his bf were. Years later Mom came out to me as bi and entroduced me to her gf.
Aww
💜💙💜 bless the good moms who try their best to teach their kids love and not hate towards others, bless your mom and her girlfriend too ❤️
We always love happy endings
People are strange cattle--From my Granny.
That is lovely (what your mom did).
damn some of these straight dudes have the straight stat so high that it basically glithces back to being gay
Nuclear Gandhi moment
Ouroboros of ✨️Fruitness✨️
@nobudgetguy All of these are integer underflow or overflow issues
Ghandi had a peace stat of 1
Attaining world peace drops it by 2, which is -1, which doesn't exist in the game, so it underflow up to the max integer, 300 or smthn,
Making Ghandi nuke everyone, and turn all these straight dudes gay
@@O-bearer-mine turns out nuclear gandhi might be fake, but since it got ironically implemented it still counts. He fucking loves his nukes.
Made me think of overflow which made me think of a video I watched about the impossible 256 Pac-Man level and other impossible levels mostly caused by overflow issues
"I'm straight, I just watch gay porn for the penises" has got to be some of the most blatant denial I've ever heard
Really though. I've tried gay porn, straight porn, lesbian porn. None of it works for me as an ace.
@@Nakia11798 i mean, trying it to see if it does anything is very different from regularly watching it specifically for the genitalia you claim to not be interested in,
which was in the post i was referencing
trying out new things and experimenting just to see if it does anything for you is a pretty healthy and open mindset btw, so good on you
Nah. Some of us straights are like that. There's nothing gay about admiring another man's body. I for one-
Wait. Shit. IforgotImnotstraightnevermind.
@@lucasmacmir 💀✋
Theres a lot more to gender then genitalia, i dont think its that simple
The "I was in the Navy..." reminds me of a friend I was had. When he came out as gay to his family, being super nervous, his grandfather, who was a WW2 veteran of Germanies "child army" (in the end the Nazis send 15-16 year old boys into battle) smiled at him, winked and said when his wife left the room for a moment: "You know, there are no women in the trenches..."
Savage af grandpa
👀
Hitler Jugend ?
Grandpa is definitely implying something
Well unfortunately there are now women in at least some military now, war is a bad Sing For Humanity of which should not be encouraged by throwing more bodies at it. But if you're going to do it anyway you might as well have some fun with the Bros, does anyone know of a no girls allowed sign printing company that I can use?
As for the movie idea, I'm just imagining all these people suddenly realising what they are into. And then the asexuals are just there for the fashion show lol
As an asexual I’d genuinely enjoy it
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Nah. Only legal things would be allowed
@@assfuckerthejointpounder5834 👀 that's sus
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@@assfuckerthejointpounder5834 gods no 💀
Fun fact: "R--ka" originally means basically the same as "to tug something back and forward more than once". The reason we use the word for self-naughties in Swedish is because the act of self-naughties involve, well, tugging something repeatedly. "Sump" is actually not the same as swamp goo - it's generally a word for sediment, from what you get in mud to your classic old-fashioned coffee. So "Sumpr--kare" means "someone who shakes up sediment". It was an actual job title once.
R--ka betyder skaka, ruska, vackla, vicka, gunga, t.ex. Han satt och r-kade i bussen när den åkte på den ojämna vägen...
Semantic drift, baby
I thought "sump", atleast in it's modern use, meant something like "leftover goo from whatever process" (mostly in everyday life from brewing or drinking coffee/tea). But it fits with sediment, it's just mother nature doing it instead of people. That really explains it well. Thank you.
I really shouldn't have dropped those Swedish lessons huh
So that is the origin of sump-pumps.
3 years ago i was sad and lonely while living abroad, my gay best friend helped me during these trying times
if homosexuality isnt contagious then explain why hes now my fiance
PFFT-
Congrats
Congrats bro 🗣🗣❗❗❗
I'm so glad Click supports wholesome female friendship on this channel. Me and my bestie sleep together, eat at restaurants, kiss each other on the lips deeply and slowly waltz under the moonlight sometimes. She's the only friend who makes me shiver with her sheer presence and who's hot breathe caressing the shallow of my ear makes goosebumps appear all over my body. My grandmother says that our kiss-training will be very useful in finding a husband in the future. Wholesome vibes on this channel!
History will call them moonmates
@@adamsalt9423 She certainly flies me to the moon.
@@zhenia2511 damn, do you say these to her as well?
@@adamsalt9423 Well, this comment is actually a dad joke, so - no, I don't. I'm single AF.
@@zhenia2511 oh no, my sarcasm with you was unnoticed breaking the point
_"Pants are overrated. Legs were invented by pants companies to make people look gay."_ - The Click
eh-what??
Lol
PLEASE, Clicky, make "Checkmate, boomers, we made it gay" into charity merch. I need this in my life.
As a boomer, I approve this message.
@@lorifiedler13as a not boomer, I agree with this boomer who agrees with this message
As a not boomer (squared) I agree with this not boomer who agrees with this boomer who agrees with this message
@@InvisibleGeometry-ow6ny As a not boomer (cubed), i agree with this boomer who agrees with this message
@@lorifiedler13BOOMER ALLY IN THE HOUSE 🔥🔥🔥
My uncle--who was a submariner for over two decades, mind--had a favorite line to describe submarine work. "One hundred men go under the waves, and fifty couples come back up."
R/suddenlygay.... doesn't that bring back memories
Story time: I was raised in a place where being gay was illegal so even when I moved away the homophobic way of thinking stuck for a while, they didn't last much though ._.
I'm gay
Good for you getting out of there and discovering who you are. Must be very liberating.
Hi gay, I'm Blue Hats
@@bluehats1Hi blue hats, I’m The Tea😊
Good for you
I remember it like it was yesterday. I, an eleven year old child was walking to school when I passed by a skinny effeminate boy with rainbow eyeshadow and a pink dress on. Just as I walked past him, the boy coughed on me. I've been gay ever since.
That's disgusting.
... I mean, really, _rainbow eyeshadow?!_ What was he thinking?!
Roy G. Biv?
Seems hot, but rainbow eyeshadow seems like its bad.
17:08 as a professional asexual that is not platonic. That’s denial.
Never in a million years would I have thought I‘d see Klaas and Palina in a Click video 🤣💀
SAME! I checked if I was on the right video ahaha
Same haha xD
Same! When I saw them I started searching for a comment like this!
Me neither, I was so surprised but it filled me with joy some German content made it here
same XD
HE FUCKING SAID JASKIER CORRECTLY! My lil Polish heart rejoices
I hear you - getting Polish names correctly pronounced is a real problem.
Ye prolly because for some reason translators decided to change his name to dandelion in the English versions of the books and games
@@kittyplayz1480 Not like having him written as Jaskier would have helped people pronunce it right.
@@kittyplayz1480 Oh, _that's_ what's up with that. "Dandelion"? WTF?
@@kittyplayz1480 because Jaskier is the name of a flower in Polish & so is dandelion, & bluebell is a silly name for a bard
12:40 "shooting their shots into a black hole." he should let them shoot their shots into his black hole if you get my drift
;)
;)
Well, unfortunately for them, he is straight.
You know you're having a good day when you find a bunch of gorgeous clothes and Christmas presents for a bargain then catch a click video super early just as you get home. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all who read this 🎄🎄🎄
Same to you
I wished this video never ended.
Happy Holidays!
Glad you got all the gifts without stress. Happy new year!
The same to you!
" 'Dressing like a lesbian' is the new sexy, powerful fashion trend."
Me: So it's confirmed. If you wear a suit, you are dressing like a lesbian. Even if you are in fact a straight cis male, you are now lesbian. No negotiations. No take-backs. Someone at New York Post said it, so it must be true. 🙄💀😂💅
I can confirm. My friend is attracted to women. Typical lesbian behaviour
@@fruitstone you have a point
@@assfuckerthejointpounder5834oh yeah, it's big brain time
but lesbians like women. so does that make a gay man in a suit a lesbian or does the gay cancel it out?
Black straight cis male over here... I'm good with being a lesbian. Let's both admire cute and hot ladies together.
US Navy veteran here. I can confirm.
The Navy isn’t for working, it’s for other things
It's not gay if it's underway.
"I have issues, and don't you dare help me," is the most relatable statement ever.
"Bussi" is also a word in german that means kiss.
A word I never use, because I share a brain with a bisexual menace who after hearing the word appears just to laugh at me.
Bussi erinnert mich immer an die merkwürdige Tante und nasse Wangenküsse 😅
Absolutely would buy the "Sorry boomers, we mad eit gay" merch
Every time I see r/SuddenlyGay I think about Click and OT...
Exactly.
That's never been sudden though, it's always been an ongoing process. It's not suddenly gay, it's ALL OF THE GAY
Ot??
@@flamefangstar OneTopic (aka one topic at a time)
Hehehe...
Orientation Camp plot needs their asexual character to just sit there admiring the looks of people for aesthetics and just gives them all positive feedback. Because we can admire the beauty of people without all the rest of that.
Later they find someone to vibe with based on personality and it's wonderful.
My younger brother used to ask me about what girls find attractive in a man, so he could know how to exercise for it like: arms, abs, back, etc. I had no clue what to tell him... I ended up just saying that I was more attracted to someone based on personality and personal connection and shared interest than physical stuff. Later realized I'm ace. Oops I guess. That orientation camp might have helped. :)
That's a great answer and absolutely true for most people regardless 👍
Same but I'm pan ahaha
I'm pan and didn't figure out until like age 30...got a lot of lesbian accusations growing up...
@@Just1Nora same but I’m ace and just don’t bother or see a point in trying to impress men
@@kissit012 Honey now that I'm in my mid 30s and my hormones have receded I don't give a flying flip about looking at anyone or if anyone is looking at me. So I feel ya. The only thing that catches my attention is can I pet people's cats/dogs/snakes/rats, etc. If you have an animal I can love on, that gets my attention. That's pretty much it.
5:39 He was running away by sliding down naked on gutter pipe from first floor. There's a memorial plaque about it in Brussels next to that pipe, funded by Hungarians living in Brussels.
It was the single moment of joy I got out of Hungarian politics in the past years.
Also, i find it incredibly funny that if you ask "do you remember the time when one of our politicians got caught in an orgy?" The anwser would be: which one?
And the reason why the police was there is because they were breaking covid guidelines
@@just1luckyguy229 two nickels moment
Is it true that when someone says: "I'm _____ but..." , it always feels like a lie ? because I begin to see more and more exemple of this
Maybe because everything befor a but doesn’t matter?
I'm a cat person, but I will pet a dog if they're nearby.
"i'm straight but..." has the same energy as "i'm not a furry but..."
People forget that heteroflexible is a sexual orientation. (So is homoflexible, if we're making a list.) Someone *can* be predominantly into one sex/gender, but then very exceptional individuals of the other sex/gender can turn their heads.
@@electrowave114 Or that people can have an aesthetic appreciation or sleep with someone they're not necessarily attracted to in that way because it's fun or whatever.
Some of these specific examples, they may not be straight and don't realize it certainly, but as an aro person who dates I get a little frustrated with the assumption sometimes.
There's a story of a nobleman of sorts in ancient China, who had a male partner. One night, the nobleman had to get up but he'd noticed his partner fell asleep on the sleeve of his robe. Rather than waking him up, the nobleman cut the sleeve of his robe to let him rest longer.
Wholesome little story there that I heard from someone. I'm not sure if it's true or not, but it's cute either way.
5:22 I was in the Navy for six years too! I’m…engaged to a woman who was…in the Navy too….
Ok he might have a point.
"let's hope they don't devour us, while we devour eachother." Is a line I didn't think I would hear today. And why is it such a good line.
I want to like your comment but it has 69 likes and I don't want to ruin it
Just got home from the hospital, not long ago. This is exactly what I need for my evening. Tired girl, just chill with wholesome memes 😙
Hope you feel the best you can and get to enjoy lots of quality time with those you love.
I hope everything is okay. And if it’s not, I hope you get better soon! ❤
@@sarahthesarah2850 that’s lovely. Thanks you. I’ll be fine. Just getting routine work done. But this month everything got crammed into the last week before Christmas. A lot done in a few days that would be normally spread across the the whole month.
I don’t want to go into details but it includes hormonal treatments. So I know I will feel awful later over Christmas with a big mood swings. Plus other things, including in and out of hospital a little bit.
Mood swings can be the worst. It sounds like a lot for the Holidays. I wish the best for you.
It wouldn't let me read the full comment, do I replied the best I can
As a Turkish person, my heart goes out to that poor guy who mispronounced that, along with my lungs because I think I laughed too hard at this 🤣
6:40 - and if, after the entire fashion walk you realise you've said "no" all the way through, you get to declare yourself as Ace
14:58-15:41
This guy is just a bisexuality motivational speaker.
He seems to know what he is talking about. Respect.
He’s called Cameron geller and he makes great videos in case you didn’t know
It’s not gay if it’s with the homies
I think the "grab it now, tomorrow it might be gone forever" quote above the urinals might be about checking for testicular cancer
That's a good point. Awareness and screening are so important.
Babylon Bee is a right wing version of the Onion.
Emotional Support Demon needs a name. I suggest Gauge Oaks.
I suggest just. Onion. Look at it and say Onion. It fits in my opinion lol.
@@HeartlessSystem Babylon Bee is very definitely right wing.
nothing says self proclaimed right wing parody like blatant transphobia, babylon bee being that example
@@bungofungus Right.
Normal satirising of the clown world is hardly right wing, surely..?
Remember folks, no one is gayer than homophobes.
REAL!! ‼️
Normalise compliments, for all.
I like the punctuation you added to this comment. I appreciate your effort to make your comment flow better when reading.
I love orientation camp, with the classic introduction to the "groups" you have around.
At the end they gather up the kids and explain that if they didn’t like any of them they might be ace and they go about explaining the split attraction model
@@riverstyx7251 no no. Thats sequel material. Turns out the ACE kids are in this secret island that becomes seen once every Century ....
When you got to the meme about the lions learning it from gay tourists, I immediately thought of two dudes rawdogging each other while the lions watch from the sidelines taking notes 😂
I just love how Click can be the cringiest (affectionate) human being on earth one second and the next he is giving genuine life advice.
My apartment has been doing fire alarm checks all morning. I was so happy to see an upload. I need to relax. Thank you so much.
Lol when they do so many that when it actually goes off u don’t get up for it-
“Eh just another drill”
21:37 Cameron is so amazing at supplying this subreddit lol
Same
I love Cameron Geller he’s hilarious
Click is like that one really cool teacher who your sure isn’t straight and will treat you like an adult (in a good way)
"Pant companies invented legs to make people look gay"
*-The Click, 2022*
Fun fact about The Click's home country of Sweden. In Malmõ, there are trash cans that moan and talk suggestively to you when you dispose of trash in them
click is SWEDISH 🇸🇪
also those trash cans sound so cool, i want to see them in action just to make me laugh
Just saw this on Last Week Tonight
Where??? I need exact locations, I haven't seen them in Malmö!
I've just seen that on Last Week Tonight yesterday and damb, just seeing this on video made me uncomfortable as hell. I don't litter ever, but I would 100% put my trash beneath that trash can, to avoid opening it and having to hear that cursed shit!
I'm also quite baffled that a naughty playback is apparently enough to make everyone overlook the blatant sexual objectification and hostile design philosophy (making it so homeless people can't salvage bottles from the can) this trash can is guilty of.
We truly don't mature past 12 year olds, do we?
"I am 100 percent straight, but it needs to be said that my own gender is definitely more attractive!" Mm-HM. As my pansexual friend says it ✨spicy straight✨
"Spicy straight"?... _what_? Also my phone does not appear to have the whatever emojis, hopefully no human in this world gets offended at that- oh wait how is there anything in or off this world that isn't going to offend someone.
6:48 If I wouldn't have freaked out at 20 or so that orientation camp idea would have been really helpful (Sapphic bi/pan person here who thought they were cishet man in my 20s)
Basically "why is everyone so hot but also why do I have no desire to actually have adult fun time with any of them?" An ace with strong libido and bi/pan attraction like me would have learned a lot about myself.
5:40 The rest of the story is equally as hilarious as that. The whole reason why he was fleeing the orgy was cause the whole thing was held during quarantine and the cops came to arrest them, and by "fleeing the orgy" I mean "climbing down the drain pipe half-naked with ecstasy in his backpack".
5:07 this was even funnier after I remembered my dad was in the navy.
Same, mine was there for 14 years 💀
6:15 The one kid to the right: 😯*While looking a bit downward*
Tbh, the thing about the straight guy going to a gay gym reminded me of the Gabriel Iglasias skits where he talked about how gay guys looking at him like he looks at tacos gave him such a confidence boost. X3
This man makes my day better, the fact hes swedish makes me feel like i relate more to him and i just honestly love the wholesome-ness.
funny story: Last year on Christmas some time after we had opened the gifts, my parents. my little sister and my uncle were going to church and I jokingly said "While you are at church I´m going to summon a demon."
I think I would die from the wholesomeness if while playing sports a couple on opposite sides had a sudden proposal.
5:38 .
"An anti-gay Hungarian..."
Me : LETS F*** GO !
Yeah im Hungaryan and yeah . The gentleman's name is József Szájer. He was already featured in a previous /furry_irl (I think, not sure) video on your channel.
...
Its also not the first time that one of our "chrishtian" politicians got caught at an orgy.
But its the funniest escape XD
Üdvözlet honfitársam!
one of the old names for the Queen piece was "General", which made sense why a pawn can be promoter to that rank.
Rook, Knight, and Bishop all had different names as well. mostly equivalent to military or religious units and ranks.
the current incarnation of chess is of Arabic/Persian origins(the name literally means the equivalent of "king" checkmate is approximately "dead king")
16:20 => Well, there's a popular gay joke where people say: "Well, technically speaking, Jesus brought his tools with him to be nailed by a bunch of dudes while everyone was watching."
Bram Stoker also had a very close 'friendship' with Oscar Wilde. Back then, men and women were encouraged to have close same-sex relationships to 'practise' for the marriage. There are quite some interesting videos about that. And about Bram Stokers homoerotic scenes in Dracula.
…Encouraged? Do you know Oscar Wilde's demise?
@@tylerphuoc2653- but he was able to get away with for decades...
It wasn't that doing same-sex things was bad as such -it just wasn't admitted by most people -cos like modern day, most people didn't care.
Wilde's problem was the people he became associated and how "overt" he was in his advances
@@tylerphuoc2653 to a certain point, it was quite normal. Of course I know Oscar Wildes biography. With 'Close same-sex relationships' I didn't mean sexual, more like platonic love.
Also Oscar Wilde lived like that for decades before it became problematic for him.
I want merch that says "the world is a silly place"
With a knight of Camelot pictured
5:14
Kath and Kim great aussie show.
and the look on her face HA
Was in a tf2 match and got hit with a medics “Femboy Gayification Beam” I was never the same again
I had no idea the Medic hated femboys so much! Why does he have a beam designed to turn specifically femboys gay? Besides, it's like a 50/50 chance they're gay already, so it seem like a bit of a waste of effort.
12:00 as a gay, idk how to feel about this. Dus you expect everyone to be gay there and then when someone isnt and you fall for him then thats kinda frustrating tbh. Luckily i dont go to the gym due to social anxiety... and i have seen people get mad over some girl being lesbian and not straight, it goes both ways sadly
The subtle difference between "I was bored at work yesterday." and "I was bored at work yesterday."
What I learned from this video: If you want to please a women, you need to be pleased like a woman by other men. Thanks Click, you should mark this vid as educational.
Yasss MAID OUTFIT PHOTOSHOOT!!! Finally 😍
Ahh! He's gonna look so pretty 😍
A show on a maid outfit. Just Click being Click. But in a maid outfit. Don't forget the feather duster.
Timestamp, I failed to notice it.
The post about that German woman is so amazing.
It’s always great to see creeps getting what they deserve.
If being gay is contagious, how come I haven't caught it yet?
Oh you haven’t watched any movies with Ryan remolds yet?
You can’t catch something you already have
@TheGamingBurger the new christmas movie with him my family watched one day. me, my sister and my mom would not stop talking about him omg i can't
You could just have an asymptomatic case 🤷
@@ozzie_here2496 not supprised. its ryan after all
Watching click is always a joy :D Also as a Finn the Swedish word mentioned 9:20 sounded rather fun because:
Sumppi = coffee
Runkkari = person doing self naughties.
So "Sumppirunkkari" is somebody who really, really loves their coffee.
I haven't even watched the full video yet and I'm already smiling?
23:50 I also randomly taught someone to waltz this year... because it was asked at the Pride Festival if anyone knows how a waltz works, I got in touch. I knew my steps thanks to a series I used to watch and a game. I, as the small person, should have danced the female part, but I knew the male part in the dance better. I hate being so tiny sometimes but I still had a lot of fun
Fun IRL story!!! At my medical faculty, at practical anatomy class: when the subject was genítal area, our professor literally locked the door, dimmed the light and loudly asked "Who's ready for practical part of anatomy class?!! 😈" Then we of course all laughed and he unlocked the door and all 😂 Ofc I'll never forget this epic moment. Yeah, ofc it was just regular class then. (Noone was harmed or worried btw, but entertained? ABSOLUTELY!)
As for the Jesus billboard, as a former Christian, that is 100 percent unironic. Most Christians lack any kind of awareness in that area. I keep saying that they should run their slogans past an atheist teen. If the teen laughs, choose another slogan
Until "Orientation Fashion Show" is a thing, just use your reaction to the post at 6:50 as a shortcut!
Fun Fact: I don’t remember which civilization this was but fish nets actually started to be worn in order to get around the dress code. So you can say you have something on your legs but your legs are still very visible.
6:50 That guy has got his priorities straight and i respect that.
they've actually found that being 100% straight and having zero attraction to the same sex is extremely rare. Most people who claim to be "super straight" are lying.
It's a spectrum in my opinion. There are ways to express preferences without being a jerk. That's the problem I have with the whole super straight thing.
How do you find out something like that?
@@legrandliseurtri7495
I remember seeing a poll a while back and hearing something about it somewhere. I don't have a direct source. Lots of folks I know who identity as straight are curious about exploring other sexualities. I just learned about sexuality as a spectrum. Some folks can appreciate the sex appeal of their own gender in varying degrees and still consider themselves straight.
I think that folks who see themselves as on the far straight side of the spectrum might not have ever been in an environment or circumstance that supported self exploration. Just my opinion though. Lots of folks are told that passing homosexual feelings are something you grow out of or have to resist.
5:35 actually the hungarian politician story goes by, beacuase he was caught on an eaves tunel in Brussels, during a gay naughty's party, elbow-deep in Vaseline, and of course naked, i think the most of the hungarian people, including me, never going to forget this story. Ah i "love" my hippocratic country.
Oh and if anyone is interested, the name of the politician is Sajer (Szájer), and he lost his job since this accident
The buff rapunzel comic makes me think of Tangled because the movie makes it clear that all the years of pulling Mother Gothel up the tower using her hair has given her HUGE upper body strength to the point she's easily able to overpower her when she starts breaking free of her manipulations.
I know the majority of this channel's bread and butter is laughing at or mocking the ignorant and stupid, but I really, really want Click to revisit r/humansbeingbros. I love seeing the goodness of humanity every so often as a palette cleanser (also, the utter kindness and wholesomeness that subreddit contained made him tear up, like it touched his devilish heart enough to cause tears).
I doubt he would since, like I said, the jokey kind of content gets better views, but I can still dream ♡
*Sigh*
Okay so, funny story, I was on call with a friend once, and your video was on my computer screen, and their first response was, "YOU WATCH THE CLICK TOO??" and suddenly that just explained why we both know all the same cursed memes, and why we're so unhinged together. Thanks for bringing us together Mark.
Eventually Click is going to have a ball pit of nothing but plushies.
I'd dontate for that
We should all have access to a ball pit of plushies. Maintenance might be a challenge. Plushies can pick up lint and such.
A mix of ESD and Mango. I wanna see that.
Yes
“It’s just a bunch of Ken Dolls.” I couldn’t have said it better myself. 😂🙌
About the hypocritical politician, it reminded me of a bit by Frankie Boyle on Mock the Week: "I want to recriminalize homosexuality, so that I feel dirty when I do it"
14:50 Achilles And Patroclus💀
I myself have caught ✨the gay✨
I have also caught ✨the gay✨
@@ft_slushie_studio we shall suffer together from ✨the gay✨
Please let me go
@@asterlyons8564did you managed to, you know
12:57 his face when he heard the end was so funny XD
7:05 As a trans guy, (and I am trying to put this delicately to not get censored) the part being called confusing really isn't. Especially if you're aware of the rest of the anatomy in that zone, if you know what to look for, it's not hard at all.
Idk dude as a fellow trans guy here, I'd say it can be pretty confusing... I don't know what other body part can literally bleach things during normal function. I can definitely understand how someone who doesn't have one can get very confused
@@vaughnhaney7020 As someone who doesn't have one, I don't find them confusing. I think other guys who are confused are expecting something bigger, and when they don't see it, they assume it doesn't exist. Sometimes you need to look indirectly.
@@vaughnhaney7020 Pretty sure that part has to do with the self cleaning system (which is actually super cool imo)
@@o-mangaming5042 To be fair I more meant like... Confusing in how it functions I guess? Overall anatomy is easily explained with a diagram
@@adrienstarfaer I mean yeah that is why, but I just feel like the body could've found less drastic measures, and it ruins all my good boxer briefs :(
Idk how some women are willing to spend a ton of money on underwear or whatever considering that lol
If you were to take a shot anytime someone says "I am not gay, but" or "I am straight, but" and then says something that tells you that they are very much gay, you'd die of liver damage very quickly.
9:30 runkkari means 'masturbator' in Finnish. It indeed comes from the swedish runkare. I had no idea we had the swedes to thank for this word. It's one of our most common slanderous words to use about somebody so thanks for that neighbor 👍
15:32 click's laugh is just so wholesome sounding and adorable
I wonder what the next plushy is going to be? Need more and soon! Birthday in Feb hint hint 😆😆
Maybe a duck?
or a turtle?
OR A TURTLEDUCK????😱😱😱😱😱
Sounds like Pokemon XD
Mango in March if you don’t have one yet
Plush clicky kitty
Emotional support fallen angel so the emotional support demon has a friend
I honestly will never tire of the magical 'Wow' sound
The ✨*gay*✨ is definitely contagious
I saw a hot guy and I instantly caught it 😔✊✊✊✊✊✊✊✨✨✨✨✨✨💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
5:00 Series is called Kath and Kim from 2002. It's hilarious. I highly recommend it.
I was so sad I didn't have the money to buy the emotional support demon, which paradoxicly made me in need of it MORE, then my boyfriend took one look at it and instantly ordered it. 🥰😍
Marry him
17:25 - that had me SO WEAK, i can't, i'm crying 💀😆