I'm not going on a trip I'm not going on the trip f*** you f*** you f*** you f*** you f*** you f*** you f*** you I'm not going to the trip I don't even really like to go on a trip anyway you to do you fu fu fu fu Oh Daddy drives for fu Oh Daddy transfer oh yeah oh yeah Oh Daddy dresses for Oh Daddy Joshua daddy dress Oh Daddy oh Jazz for that's not right that's not a cute dress
Thanks for the closed captioning. As a deaf individual I would like to thank you I really appreciate it. Now I can understand Francis. May I request closed captioning for the rest of the video so I can enjoy it like you guys that can hear? Thank you
Some Random Guy 666 whatareudoing I certainly am impressed by his uncanny lack of restraint. I suppose technically it can be considered is strength. However that is not to say that any of his claims were justified or true, which most were not.
Francis comment itself was rude. It was his "reason" for not wanting an overweight girlfriend. So he expects that a girl will accept him as he is but he is not willing to accept her if she is not perfect. no, not rude at all.
Bruce Austin you cannot die laughing at a video unless you suffocate from lack of air im 12 and I feel kids today at my age highly over exaggerate like you well to much
Christian The buildergamer The whole "I'm 12 but don't identify with my age group" thing is really played out buddy. It's good to be mature but not at the cost of being rude to others. That's not what it means to be mature little man. I have faith in you!
I'm pretty sure a lot of, if not all of the Francis skits I think are done in one take. Unless, there was some early parts of the skits that they mess up on, then I can see that happening.
Lubricant. Y'see, it seems like a gross joke at first, but realistically, that's what its actually made for. (I was also wondering why he had a can of oil on the side table)
I share your pain...I have a very beautiful girlfriend but she treats me like a piece of shit and I never see her, she always leave me alone in Valentine's
"If he gave you half of everything he had, that's a lot more than you're worth." daaaaamn francis is savage as fuck. Awesome video boogie, totally cheered me up and made me laugh.
+Francisco Mello we run through the sketch 3 or 4 times while writing the lines ad-lib. Then whatever we felt was good we do for the take. And then if it works it works!
Andrew because they were saying some hurtful things FAKE or not. I couldn't believe they went so far. It was cruel watching this. I wasn't laughing I was cringing! For the first time reporting on all 800 plus video's I've seen this one was not funny. Sorry.
Jeez, here we go. It's like for a reason ffs. They could no possibly be any more right for each other or any more in love, the fact you are trying to see meaning where there is none is a bit sad to be honest, you are obviously far to invested to believe otherwise. This has been like this for a long time, including involving his friends where there has been worse things going on that in this. If you don't like these, don't watch them, they are made for entertainment and that's all.
Think of when Thera crashed into the Earth billions of years ago, both made a huge fucking mess, rocks everywhere, but Thera was absorbed into the Earth, because she died of childbirth, giving birth to the moon
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"I don't want competition at the buffet!" I'm dying 😂😂
Specter_Wolf lmao can you imagine! Round 1! Eat!
Veronica ZombieSlayer xD
That line got me too.
Specter_Wolf lol that had me dying haha
He put two chocolate sweets in his mouth; in one go. He can certainly eat.
"Hey, Francis. I'm home."
"I don't care. I honestly do not care."
😂
Kayla Marie Pretty much me when my Parents come home.
Couldnt agree more then when my family come home.
7:43 was like the video in 2013 about valentines day when Francis also ripped the card
Kayla Marie eww
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"It's wearing a shirt like a people." I honestly died. 😂
Lmao it's cute
Me too
I'm not going on a trip I'm not going on the trip f*** you f*** you f*** you f*** you f*** you f*** you f*** you I'm not going to the trip I don't even really like to go on a trip anyway you to do you fu fu fu fu Oh Daddy drives for fu Oh Daddy transfer oh yeah oh yeah Oh Daddy dresses for Oh Daddy Joshua daddy dress Oh Daddy oh Jazz for that's not right that's not a cute dress
Lol
@@x_scapes2208 Hva?
"I dont want competition at the buffet"
Relatable.
Lol😂
hey francis whats wrong with bigger women??? i love bigger women
If I was him and getting the girl, I'd say: "shut up woman and be my player 3 with my friends."
Amazing line
The idea of baby Francis's is scary.
The first words would be "sons of bitches".
Elselcho you would have to bottle feed them with mountain dew in a bottle
sonza bitch's*
Azren Almanza wrong
I would LOVE IT
his mom- "what do you want Francis?!!" francis- "I WANT MY GOD DAMNED MOUNTAIN DEW"
Francis: *reads the card* aww..
Sister: what does it say?
Francis: Nothing!
XD
Draxton Guy I though that was he's wife
It is...
Francis is a persona that he does and he used to pretend that in the skit his wife was his sister
XD
I was dying at that part 🤣
"I don't want competition at the buffet" I lost it at that point, haha. XD
The Horror Guru o
The Horror Guru lol
The Horror Guru lmao 😂
same ma dude hahahahahhahaha XD...
The Horror Guru hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaagaagahhahhahhahahahahah
"I'm home"
France: "I don't care"
Hahahah
Francis
dutchschaefer basically me! 😂
The entirety of France? All inhabitants?
Thanks for the closed captioning. As a deaf individual I would like to thank you I really appreciate it. Now I can understand Francis. May I request closed captioning for the rest of the video so I can enjoy it like you guys that can hear? Thank you
Cake
what's ya profile pic?
Candy crush doesn’t have multiplayer 😂
Of course it doesn't!
r/wooosh
Scrolled to this exactly when he said it
@@bacongalaxy1771 thats what the video said. Maybe you should listen to the video before making an r/woosh reply
If I find a girl who plays halo 3 or reach that’s an instant free hoodie if she can beat me instant marriage
" first of all there's physics involved in that " 😂😂😂😂
I did not hear that part, in what minute does that occurs??
Omar Hernández Hernández it's at 4:26
🦄🤟🏽🤘🏽⚡️
Ya fine Maddie, I'll show ya some physics
@@NaomiYing6969 yes
"Why would you buy the cow, when you're getting the milk for free" 😂😂😂
Benjamin Betts 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
You roasted him bro
I’m watching red vs blue like right as they said that lol
Hey rookie did you just call my girlfriend a cow?
@John Andrews Learn to speak better English, dumbass.
"I don't want competition at the buffet." One of the best lines by Boogie 😂😂😂
i like how he tells everything like it is lol
Some Random Guy 666 whatareudoing I certainly am impressed by his uncanny lack of restraint. I suppose technically it can be considered is strength. However that is not to say that any of his claims were justified or true, which most were not.
Some Random Guy 666 whatareudoing me too
Althea DaMant u acting smart but u can't spell
"You're gonna die alone" 😂😂
My poor heart is aching
My left eye still twitches
All cute girls are taken
You sons of bitches
maxmetalknight: I'm sorry :( but somewhere out in the world is a girl for you lol happy valentine's day.
Lol guys, thank you for nice words, but the poem was made as a joke inspired by Francis :D (I'm single though, but I'm cool with that)
hahaha
maxmetalknight that's clever
nice that made me Laugh
Bro he roasted the HELL out of his sister 😂
I don't want competition at the buffet
WAR EAGLE
Auburn fan to I am
B Davis 😂😂
War eagle 🦅
*war eagle*
I DONT WANT COMPETITION AT THE BUFFETT!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Street Soul that is rude and not funny his obesity he most likely can't help
Francis comment itself was rude. It was his "reason" for not wanting an overweight girlfriend. So he expects that a girl will accept him as he is but he is not willing to accept her if she is not perfect. no, not rude at all.
me too
CorporalVGs AA But Francis Said that
I felt for Francis when she said “no one would want to be with you, you’re miserable.”
The sad truth is some people are alone on Valentine’s Day. It’s awful.
@@Sonic1991-z9h how its going in 2022?
@@Sonic1991-z9h “cough cough” me :)
He was going to be miserable any way it was a cruel joke, that was his point. 😂
@@Sonic1991-z9hSurprised i made it through this one 2024
"He's wearing a shirt like a people" Hahahahahaha
Kevin Beiser the same shirt u see n avery vid lol
Bullet Slotman yeah he is dirty
Bruce Austin you cannot die laughing at a video unless you suffocate from lack of air im 12 and I feel kids today at my age highly over exaggerate like you well to much
Christian The buildergamer The whole "I'm 12 but don't identify with my age group" thing is really played out buddy. It's good to be mature but not at the cost of being rude to others. That's not what it means to be mature little man. I have faith in you!
scoutfgc is this a complement or a sarcastically implied reply if its a remark it is rude
"Ok, he is wearing a shirt like a people"
"You're trying to get my hopes up, or whatever. Throw it in the trash." 😂😂😂😂
I wish boogie would upload bloopers from Francis skits. that would be pretty funny.
I'm pretty sure a lot of, if not all of the Francis skits I think are done in one take. Unless, there was some early parts of the skits that they mess up on, then I can see that happening.
TheCharacterWorkshop Yea because there are no cuts but he should address to viewers if he does have cuts or not
Flea17D francis and boogie are two different people
will jhonson they're 2 different personas but they are the same physical person
Flea17D there is no bloopers because they have to do it in one take because of the amount of stuff they break in one go...
'Competition at the buffet' LMAO
Dank Fuck I was thinking the same thing...
"Maybe we could end having shex" 😂😂😂
Yes
Bro...
Shex lmaooooo 💀
@@hyaenamagnus2131 ?
@@aaronjames3228 I was laughing 😆 lol myself.
"aww he's wearing a shirt like a people"
Keltic Warrior its a big shirt
Keltic Warrior lel
Keltic Warrior why are u saying aww u boght. It lol
A duvet converted in shirt
WTF is Francis using that WD40 for? lol
Lubricant. Y'see, it seems like a gross joke at first, but realistically, that's what its actually made for. (I was also wondering why he had a can of oil on the side table)
wow, that made me horny just thinking about it.
BigPauleyD lube
his chair ?
The biggest question of the video..
"Hey Francis, I'm home!"
"I don't care. I honestly could not care less."
lmaaoo
I like how Sammy is just laying there, probably thinking "Yup, just another average day ...nothing exciting going on!".
How is this a buried comment
I was REALLY hoping the box of chocolates was gonna be filled with carrots
Guammy lol I was just thinking that
Guammy yeah lol just like easter
"DO I LOOK LIKE A FUCKING RABBIT?!"
LOL
No Return Fro
“He’s loaded and your not even that hot... at the end of the day if he gave you half what he had thats a lot more than your worth”🤣
With that can of WD-40 next to him you'd think Francis would loosen up a bit.
Fuck man.. This is the greatest comment ive seen for sometime. Im dead XD
Christian Hubbs lmfao
Christian Hubbs lol
You, sir, are the smartest person I have ever seen. You should be signed to some comedy label.
Ba doom tss
I'm always alone on valentine's day
jerryleelewis92 mattkirby I feel your pain friend
Russian Bias hello my friend mr russian bias
Same
I don't even get 1 Valentine :(
I share your pain...I have a very beautiful girlfriend but she treats me like a piece of shit and I never see her, she always leave me alone in Valentine's
"i dont want competition at the buffet"
Francis, 2017
"I don't think you'd have any problem crushing candy on your own" :D
How old is that Francis shirt?
Twinkings
The amount of likes this comment gets is how meny years old it is
boooo
Ryan S lmao
Twinkings not that old. The original got paint on it and thrown away. It's a different shade of blue from the original.
Twinkings be nice its the only shirt he can afford it was 4,000 dollars because its 47x
4:33 "i don't want competition at the buffet" 😂😂😂 i freaking love you Francis 👌👌
4:34, you mean??
@@ethanscoville7312fr
"theres ..eh..uh ~physics~ involved in that"
King Of Earls racist
King Of Earls Just be happy it isint interracial. Every black and white man I see is with a girl that isint their same race.
"If he gave you half of everything he had, that's a lot more than you're worth." daaaaamn francis is savage as fuck. Awesome video boogie, totally cheered me up and made me laugh.
me too!!
"I was gonna be miserable anyway!!!" me, right now. And on every Valentine's Day.
Same I just gave up and don't even care anymore
I felt that..
I’m sorry to hear that. I hope you’re happy now and you have someone on Valentine’s Day.
Fuck Valentines Day
Fuck me
Sqwizzy 239 k, where you at.
aydan cc u gay
im dead.
RIP
I just realized that the dog was there the whole time LMAO 😂😂😂😂
"This is probably some guy."😂
I don't want competition at the buffet... 😂😂😂😂
KilaKal neither do i XD
Francis I know what it's like to never have a valentine
Same
Yeah even though lots of girls like me i still feel lonely
Aww that was so cute when he said “wearing the shirt like a people”😂😂
"He's wearing a shirt like a people."
That was the cutest thing I've heard in a while.
*I hear what you and David do*
I'm dying👌😋
K C hasssaaaaaaaa
XDDDD 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love how she's like OMG, so then he automatically goes OMG right back to her lol
KC_ RUclips lol
Princess pink518 ;)
“Francis, im home!”
“I don’t care. I honestly don’t care”
Boogie, do you and your wife usually do some improvisation for this kind of video or is it a full script that you two have to know by heart?
+Francisco Mello we run through the sketch 3 or 4 times while writing the lines ad-lib. Then whatever we felt was good we do for the take. And then if it works it works!
nice. thank you.
wait...so shes not your sister? I'm so lost....LOL
Shaynora They're all skits.
Shaynora All the Francis videos are skits and Boogies wife plays the sister
I know you guys are just improvizing but a psychiatrist would have a field day with your "fictional" relationship banter
MCM how
Andrew because they were saying some hurtful things FAKE or not. I couldn't believe they went so far. It was cruel watching this. I wasn't laughing I was cringing! For the first time reporting on all 800 plus video's I've seen this one was not funny. Sorry.
Jeez, here we go.
It's like for a reason ffs. They could no possibly be any more right for each other or any more in love, the fact you are trying to see meaning where there is none is a bit sad to be honest, you are obviously far to invested to believe otherwise. This has been like this for a long time, including involving his friends where there has been worse things going on that in this.
If you don't like these, don't watch them, they are made for entertainment and that's all.
dramen I already know, it might be a skit.
MCM Great idea for a sketch! ^_^ Thumbs to Francis and Sis get a shrink lol!
0:02
Sister: Hey, Francis, I’m home.
Francis: I don’t care. I honestly don’t care.
Me: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Me when my mon comes home: 0:02
Claudiu the Devil Gacha some day you’re gonna regret saying that.
I was hoping to see Boogie in drag playing a female Francis-like girlfriend
yesssssssssssssssssss
I feel Francis's pain :( #ForeverAlone
Listen to that grunt at 8:09
"why buy the cow if ya giving the milk away for free" thats gold
Imagine if the candy box was full of carrots and other vegetable bits :D
Carrots tastes like disappointment. lol
It's funny how many people believe this stuff is real
Shadow Oskay It’s not real lmao.
@Shadow Oskay Fucking idiot.
You're right it's fake. Francis is his character. I thought it was real at first, but it's not.
It is real my dude.
At this point I can’t tell who is joking about not knowing and who is serious.
I don't want contest at the buffet lmao
Sammy must be so confused
Sammy is like ^@.@^
"It's wearing a shirt like a people..."
"It says wild about you..."
😄
What physics are in there 😂😂
Two spherical bodies just get touched in one point of its surfaces...it would be ineffective 😂😂😂
Think of when Thera crashed into the Earth billions of years ago, both made a huge fucking mess, rocks everywhere, but Thera was absorbed into the Earth, because she died of childbirth, giving birth to the moon
This would be fantastic if she trolled him with an empty candy box at the end there.
TheMinion yeah or if it had carrots inside of it😂😂
KingGeorge AndFriends\Fails Or even a box of grapes.
F34R THY R34P3R LOL yes
I’m sad boogies wife left😭😭😭
Maybe he should go door to door asking for random chicks numbers now. Maybe he’s looking for a curvy girl now that he’s skimmed down so much.
yeah the videos are boring with out hes wife
She’s a good for nothing gold digger
So wait, is the woman actually his ex wife playing his sister or something?
@@fullmetal-animator Correct, she was his wife at the time.
its wearing a shirt like a people😂😂
Every like saves a stuffed mokey from being abused.....
"I don't want competition at the buffet." LMAO
"why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free" nice red Vs blue reference
Baz Horn kids these days!
Damian Scott I mean it's an old saying but ok.
That's one of the oldest sayings there is. I'm assuming you're 10 if the first time you heard it was in a "Red vs Blue" video.
does anyone have a container of bleach because I realize my life is meaningless?
Damian Scott Go watch idubbbz's video on how to make gummy bleach. It's a life saver.
4:20 “physics” 😂
4:28, you meant!
"I don't want competition at the buffet."-Francis had me dying lol
Omg your wife/girlfriend is amazing to go along with all this... 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼
Anomoly2012 Frances is a skit. This isn't real............ >.
he knows...are you an idiot?
Anomoly2012 plus it's his sister he doesn't have a wife i think
truth Are you an idiot?
His wife plays his sister for the Frances character.
“Well I didn’t see the candy where’s the candy”😂😂 why is the me
“It’s wearing a shirt like a people.” 😂😂
Hysterical! But Sammy was adorable, couldn't keep his eyes open falling asleep XD
Lucky we have a graveyard near my work... Getting flowers for my boss was easy 😁
simon finix -lol-
3:40 "I don't sit on it, I eat it. Gimme the fucking candy" LMAOOOOOO
You actually meant 3:48
why do you have wd 40 on your table
Abdulla Adel drinks it
Probably to get in and out of that chair without getting stuck.
he's a big King of the Hill fan
SeaPicklez 😂😂😂😭
SeaPicklez that shit was funny as fuck i was high as shit reading your comment i laughed so hard my ass threw up😂
"If she weighs more than A buck-ten" HAHHAHAHAAHA oh big daddy
Sorry Francis but they don't sell xxs condoms😂😂
Lol
Hahahahahaahhah im dead bro you made me die 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 XD
No he needs 6X condoms
They only started making them when you were born
@@DavidSanchez-bh5qg that aint an insult bro, a condom of that size is huge, boogie probably has a thicc pp
this shit is hilarious " this worse than regular Valentine's day you got my hopes up " LMAO
After this video Francis ate that wd-40 and died later that day
Baby francis, i can just imagine.
Who the frick drank my mountain dew, you let me smell your breath
Francis..you don't understand what a player 2 is "GASP"
"Little francises running around."😂😂
0:42 “I’ve always spend them alone, I’m always gonna spend them alone” same
y does fancis have wd40 next to him. lube?
so people just spray it on their joints?
All my classmates got valentines cards except me
Bertolt Hoover same I feel you
Bertolt Hoover
D:
Pokémon Tyranitar well i promise you'll find someone someday
His face went redder after he states his first reason for being alone on v day
"I don't think you would have any trouble crushing candy on your own"
Francis-"Ha ha ha I don't sit on it I eat it give me the fucking candy" 😂😂😂
8:05 “TaKe YoUr MoNkEy”
"Hes wearin his shirt like a people"
Imagine if Boogie and his wife actually made a little Francis to complete there little family
“We could even end up having sex….” I’m literally rolling. 😂😂😂😂😂
"THERE'S NO GIRL!" I actually feel bad for him
Sister: Awwww
Francis: Why are you swing you bought this.
Sister: I didn't
Francis: *opens card* awwww
S W I N G
@@lordst4rkk oops
“Candy crush doesn’t have multiplayer”😂😂😂
Why is there a can of WD-40 sitting on the table😂
Artizaptres arthritis apparently.
Artizaptres
It's great in small amounts to clean game controller.
i was just about to comment on that xD
Artizaptres for the chair he's sitting in
8:28 When you get blamed for something that is not your fault.
2:05 Chain Of Memories in a nutshell
so I found out my crush is a lesbian today.
Kool-Aid Man damn bruh just go transgender
Kool-Aid Man Don't feel bad, I found out a couple months ago that this one girl I really liked is Asexual.
Kool-Aid Man I found out my ex (first girlfriend) was fucking psycho a few months back.
BrainEatPenguin 1 Stalker?
BrainEatPenguin 1 what does that have to do with anything?
"are u an iiiiiidiooooot??" that had me dead also "lemme see the candy" I'm ded