Flexing my Rizz in China's Biggest Dating Game...
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- Опубликовано: 5 июн 2024
- The ascetic monk from the mountains of Taiwan, who for 25 years trained himself in the arts of Rizzing, is back teaching mere mortals on his ways with the opposite sex. 3 hours of unfiltered GAME.
0:00 Chapter 1
23:10 Chapter 2
1:03:28 Chapter 3
1:36:36 Chapter 4
2:06:10 Chapter 5
2:42:33 Final Chapter
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Toast talks to women the same way I play chess. In pure panic, constant changes in game plan and absolute brainpower
Dont forget wishing for luck
Don't forget to pray
And strategic
😂
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Toast: "I like a woman that's mature" immediately goes after the childish, cutesy girl
😅 It's generally a thing here for Chinese or Korean actresses and/or idols to act cute on screen and for male audiences to simp for such stuff, almost like a popular culture 🧫 if you will. Also, 🤙 pick-up lines there to move women's hearts are also a common thing, called 撩人，but I'm not used to it 😅
The Emily wang "ooooo" right after she sounded so disappointed
he actually explained why he chose that, he said it is because he has lots of insecurities about himself so he would rather be with a girl that makes him feel "needed and wanted" then rather being with a girl that is very self reliant because it makes him feel like that girl has "other options, and might leave him for one of those options" ...... and to be honest, I have to agree with what he is saying, ANY MAN wants to feel like a MAN and like he is needed and wanted and wants to feel like a protector and provider........... no man wants to feel like "this woman makes just as much or more money then I do, shes beautiful, she is around men all day long that make a FUCK TON of money"
@@toptwitchclipz7928bro just generalized 50% of the world
@@toptwitchclipz7928 I don't really get it, like at least Toast calls it an "insecurity," but you're kind of making it sound like it's natural for men to be this pathetic (if not financial protection, men can still always provide physical assurance and emotional protection).
Personally I'm the opposite, a girl that needs (as opposed to wants) me would make me constantly think "does she really love me or is she with me because she needs me to survive?" Whereas with a self reliant woman I know she's with me because she wants me for who I am and not trying to golddig or use me.
Compare marrying a woman equal to you in status vs marrying a poor farmer's daughter from Vietnam who will divorce you once she gets her US citizenship. Either way, it's not truly manly if a woman is with you only because she can't leave you, is it? That sounds like a hostage situation, or like a child and her daddy rather than lovers. IMO it's far more manly if the woman has choice and freedom but she still picks you out of all the options, but I understand not every man is strong enough to be that person, they need an illusion of manliness instead.
3 hour toast stream is the best thing ever especially when it’s on rizzguised toast
0:47 For those that don’t understand, Toast asks if he can get all the girls, and is told he can only pick one. He then laments on not being able to get all the pretty girls.
Devs real need to establish a harem route😢
who was he in a call with?
Whos he talking to tho
@@peng5997emily
Emily wang she's a tft streamer
Now i think toast need to buy eye-Tracker playing this game 😂
We already know where toast was looking. 😏
@@KDannXII and we're looking at it as well
i thought the same 🤣
To all those who missed this stream and asking y isn't this video edited to short
Trust its 3 hour of pure content !
Probably one of the best 2023 toast stream❤
Whats the name of the game
@@rnwonder107the game is on steam and it is called "Love Is All Around"
@@rnwonder107 love is all around
i watched it all in one sitting it was amazing 100% worth it
And here im complaining why isnt the game longer
Wow I just watched the whole thing through and that ending was a PLOT TWIST 😂
Same crazy ending 😂
There are a lot of endings to this game. you can also focus on one girl and marry them.
Toast got TOO much rizz lol
@@richardc4256 I guess there's a harem ending then?
100%@@vicente3k
the ending was hilarious, this was a fun watch
I fell for Li Yunsi because of her personality and the way she presented herself and showed with genuine care for Gu Yi. The "party" (date) with Zhong Zhen felt deep and there was actual genuine connection with both characters I knew she was gonna be the one I picked at the end.(SPOILERS AHEAD IF YOU CONTINUE READING but really good info) Even though it's just a game, I felt bad when I chose Zhong Zhen because I realized there was a secret ending with Li Yunsi so I went back to pick her and at the end if you picked the seemingly Bad choices when talking about the 3 paintings, you come to find out that, that friend Gu Yi has known for years that he lost connection with through the internet is actually Li Yunsi. She says that all the stuff he said is what her friend said a long time ago and he then states her online name rekinding that friendship. You then get a message at the end before you end the game with a chosen character. If you chose those 3 "bad" choices her online username will pop up and then youll meet her. You know you end up together in the end if you look at the albulm list the main menu. She then has a video call with you stating that its your first Valentines day together.
I'm just trying to imagine the amount of tension the guy playing in first person must've felt when the game developers made this game.
It's no more tension than any other actor faces
Could be a female cameraman?
i'm dying from the ending HAHAHAHA toast being too confident that he got some kind of secret ending and turn out having nobody HAHAHAHHAA
Bro was so ready for the 6 of them to have fun together……..his expression when they said they’re better without him was so funny 😂😂
This man has me yelling "PREACH BROTHER!" and "IT'S TOO EASY!" with these picks. Then the game makes your choice utterly stupid by taking the choice off to left field. Toast is king.
The video was worth watching the whole way through. Funny moments through out the whole video and the ending was hilarious
Toast: I prefer the mature type
Also Toast: Who tf rejects big boba?
That seems like a good ending if they're all happy. Otherwise you'd be breaking all their hearts except one.
I mean.. i am a lone wolf. I really liked that ending. Took all the pressure of me ^^ and im happy for them!
@@luzifersohn5010 yep this guy's gonna get cucked
There is a ending where you and all of them are friends. You got that ending if you tell Liu '' I'm not happy with my lifestyle ''@@luzifersohn5010
This is so funny because you can see him blushing so much lmao!
This is gold! I really enjoyed seeing this story play out, the ending was so unexpected 😂
So this stream basically told me Toast is the dream male lead of a drama in real life what the heck
However he got the lone wolf ending... can't have em all sadly
The game reality checked him at the end 😂
@@lila9349 he was doing so well too 🤣🤣🤣 and then the game said JOKES ON YOU
@@Phantom_spectre*can’t have any one of them
i wonder if there’s a male version of this game i kinda wanna play lol
Translation for 0:48
I can only choose one? I can’t choose them all?
Yeah, you can only choose one.
Only one, but how is that possible? There are so many beautiful women.
Thank you
And then the ending 😂😂😂
@@plotbunnieslmao and then the ending 😂😂😂
Thank you for posting such a long video this will 100% help me fall asleep I mean this in a good way
I never imagined myself to be this invested watching a vod. Thank you for this banger Toast!
I don't think I've watched such a long streamer's youtube video, but, damn, this was so good content!
toast: I'm choosing to be single
also toast: ends up single in a DATING simulator
Emily hitting Toast with the "Where is she then?" 34:15
edited: i just got to the ending and i swear was just wheezing. What a great life lesson
that ending shit was sooooooo funny
Whats the life lesson?? too much rizzz is bad?
Who's Emily? Extraemily?
@@Abison07same question
@@Abison07tft streamer
2:35:42 Toast: girls dont wanna "see" your appsrtment.
Emily: i want to see your apartment...
Toast: bruh
Toooo funny...
13:22 LOL Toast is so unhinged, I love it
That's why he's the goat!! 🤣
S/O Toast for getting us one of the most unique endings to a game where your only job is to pick a waifu
For those wondering its called love is all around on steam
This stream was gold, too bad I didn't get to watch it live. Loved the part Toast said its like having to choose between Cake, Lobster and Steak and didn't want to pick.
I enjoyed this so much. It was just as good as the one with Seann and Syd. We need more RizzToast content.
ngl watched Toast's video after 3 years and man its still as hillarious as i remember it being.... Absolutely loved it ! 3 hours passed away in a jiffy !
1:52:10 "I can't stand up right now" lmao
he maxxed out the rizz so much it did a full reset bro i cant
The ending got me dead🤣🤣🤣
That's karma for you, abandoning THE best girl after saying he prefers mature women...THATS WHAT YOU GET😭😭
To be fair it's personal preference. Not everybody likes the cutesy kawaii domesticated girl, eventhough most straight men are into that
@@athenanc. Isn't Toast in his 30's? It'd be creepy as fuck to be into someone who just graduated college.
@@MrWendrew Why? Someone who graduated college is at least like 22. Besides, it's a game bro. As long as it's not underaged, it's fine.
@@MrWendrew only people who hasn't graduate college say things as if 30s is old and college graduate is young lol. 22/23 years old is not 14/15 yo broo
@@badunglee3656 they thought graduating college is like graduating middle school 😂. By the time you blink after finishing college you're 30 already
21:32 "You're almost out of money now" is too realistic 😂
Thank you for teaching me how to flirt. I will take these lessons into my real life.
I wish you the best. God bless
For everyone asking the name of the game it is called ”Love is all around” and it is available on Steam.
This is too good. Thanks for the 3hrs video.
This is the longest video I've watched on RUclips and it was 1000000% worth it!
Dam just watched the video and it was so good 😁😁 hope you can make more videos like this 😊
This was one fun stream I remember!
One of the best things I've watched
watching this real time was the funniest thing ever, I thought toast was gonna die
Toast, I would love for you to do more runs of this. I was very entertained during my viewing of this video and would very much appreciate it if you decided to play this game again. Nonetheless, this was a great video. ❤ Sincerely me
The funniest part was when Emily Called out Toast for having a BONER. It was the selection screen during Chapters 4-5. It was only on the stream and cut out from this edited video.
That was pretty painful for a lot of the moments but entertaining the whole way through. If you're getting the same feeling keep watching cause the ending of toast's run is very worth it!
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I was not expecting that ending to happen or for the game to let you do that, and it inspired a greater appreciation of the game. Toast got lost in the rizz completely, he had some goals midway but by the end was playing it too hard.
This was very fun to watch
I'm not even disappointed
I laugh much more times than watching comedy movies lol Big thank to you my man!
Amazing content haha great deserved ending as well ; )
Excellent ending, though I hope we get to see all of them eventually
Already at 7:30 that would never happend. IF a girl ever did that to me I would littery be STUNNED and be like "THIS IS THE ONE!"
Still halfway through the vid but can only say one thing. Toast has high EQ. The world needs more guys like him.
"He's counting til 100? That's more than enough for me". ☠️😂
Was not expecting to like this video nearly as much as I did
"i am the weapon" had me screaming like what is that
@45:32
"Oh God, I'm a terrible person...but I'm gonna get laid tonight!" bruuh
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Toast is so fluent in mando. He made youtube give me my first ever canto ad
i can't believe a watched the whole of this LOL. i was super invested
Had such a blast watching this 😂
Great video!
Toast's real-life harem experience is finally paying off.
3 hours of gold content!!
Toast的中文有一點英文腔，好可愛🤣🙈
What a fun video to watch! Thanks Toast🤣🤣
Hot damn the first LOTR-length feature-film release on Toast's channel. Pog?
I am shmeckledorfed by that ending. I thought he might have pulled off the legendary rizzlord run. Ggs
holy crap this game is goated just watched 3 hours of it
Toast's oozing "While you were rizzing, I studied the blade" vibes
dude, that 3hrs was worth my time and i'm watching this in the office lol that ending was a plot twist HAHAHAH
this is the exact feeling in the witcher 3, you know its to good to be true but you have to go for it.
The best friend was the best part of this imo
Lmaooo the ending is freaking hilarious 😂
you cant have the harem of a MAIN PROTAGONIST so choose one or level the statue on both side equally next chapter xiao lu though is a great wife figure while li yunsis is a caring elder sister zheng ziyan is kind of wild one just go with the flow kind a vibe 38:46
2:54:11 bro i need a homie like this😂😂😂
I love how Toast always thinks of the best possible answer as a trick XD
NAHHH if toast has been single for 25 years it's gg go next for me 💀
The double plot twist was crazyyy
never been more glad to be able to understand chinese
tbh even though he got that ending I'd be satisfied that they all are good friends, I mean there is still 1 girl that is available "Li Yunsi!"
Toast - The Rizz God!
Can't believe I watched all 3 hours of it. It's the longest youtube video I have ever watched.
The funny part about this game is when you pick the wrong questions like the first one that that was hilarious😂😂😂😂😂
Three hours and man it was worth it just to get the ending!
amazing!
Just love the way the game looks real.
We need a part 2 hahaha
OMG THE ENDING IS JUST PERFECT WTF LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
That ending was pure comedy
35:36 Imagine having THIS MUCH RIZZ
I like the 2 subtitles there bud🙂
Kinda expected it but still so funny looool
Thank you Emily Wang for this gem! 👏🍞
Hi may I ask who's Emily Wang? I havent been able to watch his stream for the past few months
28:52 "Is that true, twitch chat?" 😂
The ending was so hilarious 😂
Someone send him another dating game I need another banger stream
Welcome back
yeahh Toast is back🥰❤️
1:53:35 oh my god it's was soo funny the timing was everything 🤣😂
i watched every second without a break, you gotta do the male version next if they make one. this ending was too good hahahaha