The trial of Hazza P (pottah parodies)

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  • @char.l.a
    @char.l.a 3 года назад +1502

    I love how dumbledore is so sassy 😌✋

    • @chloelee546
      @chloelee546 3 года назад +4

      Omg pfp twinzies!!!!!!!

    • @helenmurphy3774
      @helenmurphy3774 3 года назад +19

      Me too,I kind of wish dumbledore was like this in the movies

    • @eph3672
      @eph3672 3 года назад +4

      you mean... SUSSY? 😳😳😳😳😳😳

    • @Ethanstanley107
      @Ethanstanley107 3 года назад +1

      Same

    • @robertingham4251
      @robertingham4251 3 года назад +4

      If only he was so sassy isn’t he actual movies

  • @movieedits6845
    @movieedits6845 3 года назад +1338

    The only dumbledore I Stan 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jillszubka9187
    @jillszubka9187 3 года назад +493

    Ministry:hes not back!
    Ministry at the end of 5th book/movie: hes back!
    Me: well no crap

    • @jesshowelter2975
      @jesshowelter2975 3 года назад +26

      And they had the actual audacity to ask Harry to help them look good

    • @jillszubka9187
      @jillszubka9187 3 года назад +5

      @@jesshowelter2975 omg ikr they are sick -_-

    • @atlastipton2155
      @atlastipton2155 3 года назад +5

      Every time I re watch/read OotP I say WELCOME TO THE PROGRAM!

    • @jillszubka9187
      @jillszubka9187 3 года назад +2

      @@atlastipton2155 lolll

    • @lazeigh3401
      @lazeigh3401 3 года назад +1

      #noshitsherlock

  • @LaurieTheberge
    @LaurieTheberge 3 года назад +484

    Could you do the scene where Hermione pretends to be Bellatrix? Thanks. Hilarious work as always!

    • @dontburstmybubble686
      @dontburstmybubble686 3 года назад +29

      We still waiting on this I need a line like “at least I’ve found someone whose hair is worse from the back”

    • @ArbitraryEverything
      @ArbitraryEverything 3 года назад +33

      So, it would be her, pretending to be Helena Bonham Carter, pretending to be Emma Watson, pretending to be Hermione, pretending to be Bellatrix? Well you have my support.

    • @dontburstmybubble686
      @dontburstmybubble686 3 года назад +12

      @@ArbitraryEverything bruh if she pulled that off she would be golden for a job

    • @ArbitraryEverything
      @ArbitraryEverything 3 года назад +3

      @Leila Rose Asselin Whoops, I screwed that up, thanks. Editing now.
      (I didn't even capitalize stone, but I did capitalize Emma, suggesting a random rock got lost in the convolution.

    • @HiperPivociarz
      @HiperPivociarz 2 года назад +3

      @@dontburstmybubble686 "How is it that her hair is so messy and it still looks better from the back?!"

  • @Kiaa.st4r
    @Kiaa.st4r 3 года назад +655

    YOUR TOO FUNNY I CAN'T.
    I'm suing Netflix if they don't put this in one of the top movies

  • @iknowisuck6587
    @iknowisuck6587 3 года назад +1419

    “WHO ARE YOU LEAVE ME ALONE”
    Albus is too good for this world tbh...

    • @pjbrblx
      @pjbrblx 3 года назад +33

      Omg I couldn't stop laughing from that line!

    • @ItsLemony
      @ItsLemony 3 года назад +6

      @@pjbrblx same

    • @sonyasiteny6260
      @sonyasiteny6260 3 года назад +2

      ...I didn't get that one...

    • @iliyasamine6483
      @iliyasamine6483 3 года назад

      Well thats why he left he wanted to experience other worlds

    • @Dayserking
      @Dayserking 3 года назад

      Heh

  • @zoyakhan-nu8gy
    @zoyakhan-nu8gy 3 года назад +472

    “YES OF COURSE YOU ARE EXCUSED PLEASE LEAVE!”
    Im dead like how tf do u make these?!!! U are SO GOOD!!!!!! A bunch more lines i loved:
    “CaLl Me MiSs MaRpLe BuT i DoNt ThInK aNyOnE iS sAyInG iTs An AcCiDeNt”
    Bunch more but i cant remember them
    I LOVED IT

    • @_tofuu
      @_tofuu 3 года назад +10

      Don't forget : AND IF YOU CONVICT THIS MAN TODAY. YOU DO *NOT* DESERVE TO WEAR THOSE FANCY HATS!?

  • @Ultimate_flows
    @Ultimate_flows 3 года назад +183

    Dumbledore: *Lets out a squeak so high only bats could hear it* ..."PERFECTTT". XD

  • @viennaiacovella7644
    @viennaiacovella7644 3 года назад +273

    OH YEAH HANDS ON HIPS SERIOUS. (More like Sirius)

  • @katieknott349
    @katieknott349 3 года назад +139

    “Yes, of course, you are excused. Please leave!”
    is probably the best comeback I’ve ever heard 😂

  • @NextToToddliness
    @NextToToddliness 3 года назад +150

    "Albus. Percival. Wulfric. Brrrrrrrrian. Dumbledaw." - ded.

  • @imagaybanana2004
    @imagaybanana2004 3 года назад +85

    “Call me miss Marple, but I don’t think anyone sayin it was an accident...”
    - I completely lost my shit.

  • @tahliagillett7098
    @tahliagillett7098 3 года назад +312

    Who else thinks the DUMBLEDORE IS THE BEST CHARECTER --------->

  • @Rachel-xg7hs
    @Rachel-xg7hs 3 года назад +56

    You know they never bring up that Dudley already knows about magic. They just keep saying he did it in the presence of a muggle. This was smart haha.

  • @naaniammi1877
    @naaniammi1877 3 года назад +47

    0:05 oh my god i just love how he says "BRAIIIN DUMBLEDAW"

  • @lrb.277
    @lrb.277 3 года назад +71

    Those rolling of the Rs was wonderful
    I get confused when I watch the films now because Dumbledore isn’t sassy

  • @movieedits6845
    @movieedits6845 3 года назад +50

    0:37 I can't 😭😂😂😂😂

  • @khfan4life365
    @khfan4life365 3 года назад +38

    Umbridge: Excuse me!
    Dumbledore: Yes, of course you are excused. Please leave.

  • @AkitoWani
    @AkitoWani 3 года назад +134

    The only version of HP that I’ll watch and rewatch tbvh

  • @HemantG78
    @HemantG78 3 года назад +41

    Never Clicked Soooo Quick, Quicker that Dumbledore saying: Harry DiD YoU PuT YoUr NaMe In ThE GobLeT Of FirEee!!! Love Your Parodies

    • @zpillow4330
      @zpillow4330 3 года назад +2

      Dumbledore said CaLmLy

    • @itsemem2974
      @itsemem2974 3 года назад +1

      @@zpillow4330 of course. CaLmLY

    • @HemantG78
      @HemantG78 3 года назад +2

      @@itsemem2974 LOl

  • @JuppyBlitz
    @JuppyBlitz 3 года назад +28

    "you do not deserve those fancy hats!"
    Me: "PERIOD!"

  • @rapheal_31097
    @rapheal_31097 3 года назад +19

    'Harry im ur lawyer.. SHUT UP'
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    i cant-

  • @RavenClawWaffle
    @RavenClawWaffle 3 года назад +11

    Sirius
    *GaWd I mIsS hIm*

  • @benjaminjohannessanchez3310
    @benjaminjohannessanchez3310 3 года назад +21

    Remember this! Very important! Amelia Bones, the blond witch who says, "Cleared of all charges!", appears in a newspaper in The Half-Blood Prince! Even just a small line like "oh damn I'm dead already?" would be satisfactory...

  • @caffiene0101
    @caffiene0101 2 года назад +14

    "Well, mamma brought home the bacon👏🏻"
    "Witness for the defense, Albus Percival Wulfric BrrrrrrrriAn Dumbledaw*sparkle *"
    MY FAVOURITE PARTS😁

  • @Ravaloxianthunderbird
    @Ravaloxianthunderbird 3 года назад +22

    I never seen this one before. I was taking a sip from a drink and then she pronounced Dumbledore like that. I almost snorted my drink outta of my nose.
    She's amazing

  • @kn461
    @kn461 3 года назад +33

    These were the two things I thought when he was at the trial, why would he do the patronus charm if there were no dementors? And Dudley already knows magic exists so no harm done

    • @esyeda
      @esyeda 3 года назад +1

      Omg hi I love Ahsoka she's my fave Star Wars character ever!!

    • @HiperPivociarz
      @HiperPivociarz 2 года назад

      It's kangaroo court. Fudge just wants to get rid of a political enemy and will use any excuse.

    • @the_last_ballad
      @the_last_ballad 2 года назад

      Keep in mind, the ministry don't have the ability to detect dementors with the Trace, so they had no evidence for that, and Harry was never charged with a breach of the Staute of Secrecy, just underaged magic.
      But, as the other person pointed out, it was a kangaroo court to discredit Harry. Normally breaching the Reasonable Restriction of Underage Magic results in a one on one hearing with Madame Bones, who is known to be fair. The switching of the time to several hours earlier, and the place to the most inconvenient courtroom was a part of the plan.

    • @bubble4472
      @bubble4472 2 года назад

      May they don't know who he did it in front of, but tbh, i think it's ridiculous

  • @aghosh4328
    @aghosh4328 3 года назад +32

    lol I can’t stop laughing for 2hrs

  • @qb5257
    @qb5257 3 года назад +6

    Brrrian 🤣

  • @niekverkoelen8150
    @niekverkoelen8150 3 года назад +8

    0:09 enjoy and this for the hole clip of dumbledore entering the room 0:05

  • @sarahoreilly6887
    @sarahoreilly6887 3 года назад +9

    If you convict this young man today you don't deserve to wear those fancy hats🤣🤣
    Yes you are excused please leave🤣😂

  • @shohinidutta7634
    @shohinidutta7634 3 года назад +19

    I patiently wait for these to come out and I absolutely love them... Gives me a good laugh.. 😆😆😆😆😆😆

  • @laylarawlings9253
    @laylarawlings9253 3 года назад +12

    I love dumbledore in this and his sass with his five names

  • @nuggy4768
    @nuggy4768 3 года назад +7

    Dumbledore: hands on hips Sirius
    Sirius: what oh ok
    *Puts his hands on his hips*

  • @a-rue-nima
    @a-rue-nima 3 года назад +4

    You are excused. Please leave
    ROFL, literally.

  • @alani252
    @alani252 3 года назад +7

    *wheezes in a scream* PeRfEct
    Umbitch: excuse me
    Dumbldaw: yes ofc you are excused please leave

  • @stardamage9
    @stardamage9 3 года назад +6

    This is just the best thing ever 😂😂😂
    By the way fudge, umbridge has been sniffing you this whole time

  • @VioletsTopStalker
    @VioletsTopStalker 2 года назад +7

    “Luckily I have been sitting in MacDonald’s for the past 3 hours” dumbledore is such a child

  • @lillianwall6145
    @lillianwall6145 3 года назад +4

    I have watched every single chanswill tiktok I have a problem

  • @makeskzstay8441
    @makeskzstay8441 3 года назад +7

    this just got serious "yeah , hands on my hips serious." Lmao I'm dying 🤣🤣🤣

  • @abi.2xo
    @abi.2xo 3 года назад +13

    I'm loving miss figs voice i am officially dead

  • @LQLawler
    @LQLawler 3 года назад +16

    Hazza P got a point
    Dudley already knows about magic

  • @piia349
    @piia349 3 года назад +7

    "WeLl CaLl Me Ms. MaRpLe"
    That really killed me

  • @katiekv7324
    @katiekv7324 3 года назад +10

    Makes sense that there’s no dislike

  • @mizzcrazy17
    @mizzcrazy17 3 года назад +4

    I mean, aren’t there loads of wizards? Like there were thousands at the quidditch World Cup. And Harry even bumps into them as a child in the book. So how out of the ordinary would it be for a dementor to happen to bump into a wizard if it did wander into a suburb?

  • @yourworstnightmare102
    @yourworstnightmare102 3 года назад +5

    1:13 how do you make that sound
    It always makes me laugh so hard 😂😂😂😂

  • @dianpotter9526
    @dianpotter9526 3 года назад +5

    1:13 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @tableschair
    @tableschair 3 года назад +5

    I'm facing depressing circumstances rn and this is the only thing that makes me laugh rn 🏳️‍🌈❤️

  • @georgeweasley3749
    @georgeweasley3749 3 года назад +7

    oml
    you as dumbledore is AMAZING
    I love these sm

  • @dipatil_9529
    @dipatil_9529 2 года назад +4

    0:39 This thing Harry said was pretty logical 😂😂

  • @poojashiwakoti6152
    @poojashiwakoti6152 3 года назад +5

    lmao " I like my hat , "

  • @Em1dudexoxo
    @Em1dudexoxo 3 года назад +4

    I’m early for once! This cracks me up😂

  • @LoonyTonks
    @LoonyTonks 2 года назад +3

    “Jealous that he got a full head of hair and you don’t? Upset coz he’s the chosen one and the only person who’s gonna choose you is that creep” Dumbledore is beat at roasting the ministry

  • @breezybreeze9903
    @breezybreeze9903 3 года назад +4

    How it should have gone down:

  • @genius4360
    @genius4360 2 года назад +2

    Is it just me, or does she make Harry Potter SOOOOO much better?

  • @mirrorball3546
    @mirrorball3546 3 года назад +2

    I think you should make the scene were Oliver wood explains quidditch to Harry

  • @Mynameishere3
    @Mynameishere3 3 года назад +3

    See how this has no dislikes?
    Keep it that way

  • @Sassywizard
    @Sassywizard 3 года назад +5

    I love Dumbledores personality in these videos! He’s so sassy and entertaining!

  • @joaquintettamanti5314
    @joaquintettamanti5314 2 года назад +3

    CORNELIUS EYE ROLL WHEN DUMBLEDORE COMES IN OMG 😂😂😂

  • @xiaoboliu1910
    @xiaoboliu1910 2 месяца назад +2

    I forgot how Dumbledore is like before I watched Hazza P

  • @fennec6258
    @fennec6258 Год назад +2

    Am I the only one who noticed the Lion King reference - 0:28 "Do you deny it? No. Then you're GUILTY..."

  • @lotteb.8304
    @lotteb.8304 2 года назад +2

    If the whole muggle thing would make any sense, Filch could get the whole school expelled simply by looking at them doing magic. I know he is a squib but isn't that the same thing as a muggle who knows magic exists?

  • @eharper7
    @eharper7 3 года назад +3

    Usually, I want to crucio Dumbledore, but I like what you're doing here. 😂

  • @philipgood5041
    @philipgood5041 3 года назад +2

    He actually did a pretty good job!

  • @chivomike04081992
    @chivomike04081992 3 года назад +2

    This just got serious, hands on hips SERIOUS😂😂😂

  • @sarahnicolau59
    @sarahnicolau59 3 года назад +3

    *FIGGI BABY* IT’S YOUR TIME TO SHINEEEE✨

  • @MorgaineLionett
    @MorgaineLionett 3 года назад +2

    "Albus Percival Wulfric Brrrrrian Dumbledaw" 😂

  • @StarPlatinum7912
    @StarPlatinum7912 3 года назад +2

    Ah. 0 dislikes. Perfect balance. W H E E Z E

  • @francisruben7706
    @francisruben7706 3 года назад +2

    2:15 STOP IM DYING 😭🤣

  • @denitsagospodinova861
    @denitsagospodinova861 3 года назад +2

    I like the way Harry look Dumbaldor in the background 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

  • @princessisabellasisterofat5113
    @princessisabellasisterofat5113 3 года назад +2

    This video is so funny and I absolutely love this well done 👍

  • @hoomanbeing8006
    @hoomanbeing8006 3 года назад +3

    Haha if this version of dumbledore does not get put into the movie then imma sue

  • @JemimaB_1
    @JemimaB_1 2 года назад +2

    Dumbledore can screen at only frequency’s only dogs can hear lol

  • @albusdumbledoreedits2737
    @albusdumbledoreedits2737 3 года назад +2

    The heh at the end 😂

  • @amiejohnston2842
    @amiejohnston2842 Год назад +1

    Fudge: “He’s NOT back!”
    Dumbledore: *exasperated* “UUUUUGGGHHHHH!!!”

  • @3ftninja132
    @3ftninja132 Год назад +1

    *_*Chan's Dumbledore voice*_* OMG you NEVER disappoint, keep doing your thing gurl!!

  • @freaking_ayesha94
    @freaking_ayesha94 2 года назад +1

    I can't...your Dumbledore impression 🤣🤣🤣

  • @bonbonsly1316
    @bonbonsly1316 3 года назад +1

    I forgot what Dumbledore is actually like at this point

  • @poshikasharma9319
    @poshikasharma9319 3 года назад +2

    Dumbledore : I have been sitting at McDonald's .lol
    all the parts in these parodies are so funny .I don't even know which part to comment about it is all so funny .
    nice work keep it up : )

  • @raven1653
    @raven1653 3 года назад +1

    Am i the only one who doesn't think Harry, ron and hermione are the best trio
    My favourite trio is: Dumbledore,McGonagall and Snape (they schouldn't be named "Golden trio"
    They would be the "sassy trio")🤣
    But still the golden trio rules🙌😌

  • @laurelsilberman5705
    @laurelsilberman5705 3 года назад +2

    Fudge is a little more halting and gasp-y! But your impressions are straight fire😻You’re legit amazing and so funny!!

  • @debrasbarkle4896
    @debrasbarkle4896 3 года назад +2

    I love those high pitched squeaks 🤣 like when Harry Potter asks Dobby to sit down! So funny! For future reference, you can say man purse instead of db 😁

  • @ngailamching3586
    @ngailamching3586 2 года назад +1

    Professor dumbledore
    WHO ARE YOU LEAVE ME ALONE
    👁👄👁
    HEH!

  • @Jasmine-ix9mf
    @Jasmine-ix9mf 3 года назад +2

    I love these hella much when I watch the movie after watching these it's even more funnier 💖

  • @d.b.cooper1
    @d.b.cooper1 3 года назад +2

    Honestly YOU ARE THE BEST!! Please keep doing these on uploading on your own channels, you've got some serious talent!

  • @LunaLupin
    @LunaLupin 2 года назад +2

    Just the idea of Dumbledore in McDonalds for the last THREE HOURS has me cracking up!

  • @sofiakitekar
    @sofiakitekar 3 года назад +1

    Albus Percival Wulfric Brian DUMBLEDAW 😏😏

  • @angrybabyshigaraki262
    @angrybabyshigaraki262 3 года назад +1

    All im gonna say is
    ..
    When you get way with eating all the chocolate: 2:51

  • @itsemem2974
    @itsemem2974 3 года назад +2

    That laugh at the end though🤣
    Too good for this world-

  • @piffny6666
    @piffny6666 3 года назад +2

    When he said his name though! XD

  • @DDaisy_reed
    @DDaisy_reed 3 года назад +2

    Dumbledore is a mood!!!😪🤚

  • @aynarose9965
    @aynarose9965 3 года назад +2

    Omg this is so funny 😂!!

  • @eloquaint4564
    @eloquaint4564 3 года назад +1

    Harry I’m your lawyer!Shut up!
    -Albus Dumbledore

  • @chipmunknilson7562
    @chipmunknilson7562 2 года назад +1

    I'm reading the book order of the phoenix and when it got to dumbledore saying his name as a witness i had to play this.

  • @StarPlatinum7912
    @StarPlatinum7912 3 года назад +1

    *Ok, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO FERRET MALFOY PLLEEEEAAAASSSEEEE*

  • @isabella2572
    @isabella2572 3 года назад +1

    I love your videos!! can u do the scene where harry kills Voldemort? :D you are amazing!!!

  • @imagaybanana2004
    @imagaybanana2004 3 года назад +2

    1:13
    Me: **expires**

  • @reneesjewelerydesign
    @reneesjewelerydesign Год назад +1

    Jealous because hes the chosen one and the only one who’ll be choosing you is that creep lol

  • @roopabrungi4958
    @roopabrungi4958 3 года назад +2

    Harry potter books: We have death and plot twists and did I say Death..
    The Netflix Adaptation: HAAAZZZAAAA PPPP

    • @bluesailormercury
      @bluesailormercury 3 года назад

      That's a Netflix adaptation I would 100% watch

    • @roopabrungi4958
      @roopabrungi4958 3 года назад +1

      @@bluesailormercury The only Netflix Adaptation I recommend

  • @Mynameishere3
    @Mynameishere3 3 года назад +2

    I cant stop laughing imma send this to my Potter head aunt and uncle with no message after or anything