Pat McGann Puts The Kids To Bed With Lies

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  • Опубликовано: 13 янв 2025

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  • @seamusbrennan4783
    @seamusbrennan4783 7 лет назад +7

    Seen him live three times at the famous Zanie's in Chicago. He's always great. Good to see him reaching a national audience here! Keep it up, Pat!

  • @jeffhowell5629
    @jeffhowell5629 7 лет назад +33

    I loved hearing Stephen laughing at the catholic school/science joke. Being the father of a 3 year old I thought his set was hilarious. Those little turds really do love their light switches.

  • @deployedkitty
    @deployedkitty 7 лет назад +32

    Loved the accent. Loved the suit. Loved how he just threw his three kids under the bus, while it was completely obvious, that he loves the hell out of them. Good show.

    • @cecilia7259
      @cecilia7259 6 лет назад

      It was not so obvious to me. I was waiting for him to get a nervous breakdown at some point from joking about being so tied up and burned out with the kids.

  • @anachavez2483
    @anachavez2483 7 лет назад +67

    “That’s science. I went to catholic school. No clue.” 🤣

    • @mikemondano3624
      @mikemondano3624 6 лет назад +1

      Strange. I went to a Catholic elementary school and was way ahead of my class when I went to a public high school. The Vatican strongly supports science and has research facilities in the Vatican, as well as some of the world's best scientists. The Catholics are guilty of enough without making up crimes.

    • @stephenvincentgiles1306
      @stephenvincentgiles1306 5 лет назад

      I drives me crazy that people don't understand how much Catholics have done and are doing for science. You know things like, creating the study of genetics, telling the world that the earth revolves around the sun, and coming up with the Big Bang Theory (which was originally rejected by scientists who were atheists because it suggested that the universe came from nothing). When Catholic haters say things like this, I just try to remind myself... they must be REALLY ignorant of reality and if so, then I should feel sorry for them, instead of feeling insulted by them. Nice set up, hack punchline.

  • @ursaltydog
    @ursaltydog 7 лет назад +31

    He deserved a lot more claps than he received.. that was some good stuff..

    • @ramsessevenone416
      @ramsessevenone416 2 года назад

      People aren’t used to laughing at the late show with Stephen Colbert.

  • @lumpy0100
    @lumpy0100 7 лет назад +21

    Thanks The Late Show with Stephen Colbert.:) "i get it. Some of you don't have kids. Just pay attention i'm from the future.":D

    • @j.b.7133
      @j.b.7133 7 лет назад

      I don't need to relate 100% to understand how shit some jokes are. If your judging a comedian and their jokes on how much you relate to them, and someone writes jokes like this that are extremely universal, then I am sorry but your taste in comedy is surface level.

    • @lumpy0100
      @lumpy0100 7 лет назад

      Thanks "Justin Boulanger".:)

  • @sophielaurenti8846
    @sophielaurenti8846 7 лет назад +77

    I liked him. No vulgar jokes. All relatable if you have a family.

    • @ProjectFlashlight612
      @ProjectFlashlight612 7 лет назад

      Yes, those very words were said many many times about the standup material of one Dr William Cosby. And he ended up being the paragon of virtue, did he not, unlike that foul-mouthed hellion Richard Pryor.

    • @AlmostaFlipinSkater
      @AlmostaFlipinSkater 7 лет назад

      Even Bill Burr can do a vulgar-free bit on CBS, as shown on Letterman. I guarantee you he'd have said shit instead of crap at an actual comedy club.

    • @mikemondano3624
      @mikemondano3624 6 лет назад

      You will turn your kids into cripples with your attitude of superiority over what is "vulgar" and censoring of their experiences.

    • @TheBankruptSoul
      @TheBankruptSoul Год назад

      Like Jim Gaffigan.

  • @misstaniataylor
    @misstaniataylor 7 лет назад +62

    Wife: *what were you doing in your 20's?*
    Pat: *suspeciously* nothing....looking for u.....

  • @JPMJPM
    @JPMJPM 7 лет назад +16

    I thoroughly enjoyed that! Wow!

  • @m.c.5795
    @m.c.5795 7 лет назад +6

    That was great, and funny! Wholesome and relatable. 👏 I especially like his shimmying of his shoulders. Nicely done. 👍

  • @elizabethtrainer9732
    @elizabethtrainer9732 7 лет назад +12

    Watch for this guy in the future...he's good. Good jokes, good timing, good delivery, just enough authentic bitterness.

    • @bige.3474
      @bige.3474 4 года назад

      I spent an hour listening to him in the car. So hilarious, I had to look him up.

  • @Gabzpiano
    @Gabzpiano 7 лет назад +5

    "maybe i should be bringing her to 'how to get dressed'" - funniest line for me

  • @infidel900rr
    @infidel900rr 3 года назад

    Great parent material here. You can feel the resentment! Ha

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 7 лет назад +109

    Childhood is all about lies. Growing up is about learning why we do it.

    • @sariyanta
      @sariyanta 7 лет назад +6

      I always enjoy reading your comment on, well, all of youtube.

    • @forrestl5597
      @forrestl5597 7 лет назад +7

      He makes some actual valid points. Teach a kid to SWEEP. Teach a kid to DRESS THEMSELVES or LISTEN before bombarding them activities that prevent them both from doing drugs and also THINKING.

    • @NA-ck6cz
      @NA-ck6cz 7 лет назад +4

      New Message I only come here for your comments

    • @NewMessage
      @NewMessage 7 лет назад +2

      No pressure, eh? * gulps *

    • @mikemondano3624
      @mikemondano3624 6 лет назад

      Are you really that ignorant? Some kids I know have never lied in the time I've known them. I don't think they even know what it means. In order to lie, you need to know the truth and then deliberately try to mislead. Any adult who lies to children should be waterboarded.

  • @lizatanzawa7910
    @lizatanzawa7910 7 лет назад +47

    Pat McGann, hilarious!!

  • @paulap6592
    @paulap6592 7 лет назад +5

    Thanks for the laughs. This was great!!

  • @ZeeshanMuhammadX
    @ZeeshanMuhammadX 7 лет назад +115

    Some really good jokes in there. Made me chuckle when he said "I waited a while ... twice!" My only hope is he refines this routine and doesn't make it all about his kids. He clearly has confidence and can keep a room focused. Good work Pat! You're going to go a long way my dude! :)

    • @SupermanBlack1987
      @SupermanBlack1987 7 лет назад +1

      he got a handicap being one the network performing. He can't bring the good stuff out on this show.

    • @5705HU
      @5705HU 7 лет назад +2

      Zeeshan Muhammad Thumbs up twice for the profile pic.

    • @AlmostaFlipinSkater
      @AlmostaFlipinSkater 7 лет назад +6

      It's called a bit. This bit is about his kids. There are multiple bits in a stand-up routine, but he was only given 5 minutes hence he did a bit about his kids. I'm sure he has more material.

    • @beseburany9110
      @beseburany9110 7 лет назад +1

      lol this zeeshan guy thinks hes qualified

  • @mihailtelematico660
    @mihailtelematico660 7 лет назад +52

    That was quite good.

  • @ErykaSoleil
    @ErykaSoleil 7 лет назад +2

    I've got three small kids myself (although not so close together in age), and I laughed so hard I cried a bit. Definitely showing this one to my husband later!

  • @rxcomedyLOL
    @rxcomedyLOL 7 лет назад +6

    Best thing about Pat is that his a nice guy too

  • @yecefer85
    @yecefer85 7 лет назад +3

    Yes!! Love him!!

  • @baddmanaz
    @baddmanaz 7 лет назад +3

    Totally about his kids - from start to finish! WOW!!!

  • @Timbone07
    @Timbone07 7 лет назад +42

    Very good
    I like how he shakes too haha

    • @Games_and_Music
      @Games_and_Music 7 лет назад

      Yeah his body has a residual wobble whenever he stands still after moving.
      It's almost like he is trying to mentally drive the punchline into our heads.

    • @ruby4751
      @ruby4751 7 лет назад

      Yeah its attitude lol

  • @jennyferNumberone
    @jennyferNumberone 7 лет назад +3

    Funny! Great job Pat!!! 😃👍😃

  • @ikechukwuiweha1296
    @ikechukwuiweha1296 7 лет назад +23

    Loved that last joke, very true

  • @mcc8041
    @mcc8041 3 года назад

    Woo hoo...that's my neighbor!! Sooo funny:)

  • @Jackie-cw3yw
    @Jackie-cw3yw 7 лет назад

    LOL! I loved "I was looking for you...in Mexico one weekend" & "a couple whiles" the most!

  • @John-nk2py
    @John-nk2py 7 лет назад +24

    Lmao this was funny

  • @alexishartig8933
    @alexishartig8933 7 лет назад +23

    Its nice hearing something thats not so infused with political rhetoric. thumbs up and a smile from me!

  • @lizlorraine463
    @lizlorraine463 7 лет назад +3

    This guy is great!

  • @ngedye
    @ngedye 7 лет назад +5

    Best observational parenting evah!! 5 Stars :D

    • @ngedye
      @ngedye 7 лет назад

      PS. He should come here to Amsterdam... lots of young English speaking parents here needing a fix :D

  • @NancyRemling
    @NancyRemling 3 года назад

    We should cancel some stuff. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @nickmoon4933
    @nickmoon4933 7 лет назад +10

    Simple yet sensible.. I like it!

  • @kufan281
    @kufan281 7 лет назад +1

    Always so funny! Now you need an hour special so everyone can see your whole set. 😂😂 great job Pat

  • @mirchi83
    @mirchi83 6 лет назад +2

    This guy is funny. Loved it.

  • @lazyperfectionist1
    @lazyperfectionist1 7 лет назад +9

    "You gotta wake up and cry about broccoli."
    I've never understood the objection to broccoli. I've always liked it. I would not by any means call it my _favorite_ food (because _no one's_ favorite food is a vegetable) but as far as vegetables go, it's not too bad.

  • @manowar5516
    @manowar5516 7 лет назад +7

    Good comedy!!!

  • @lydiahkanyoro90
    @lydiahkanyoro90 7 лет назад

    Why has this cracked me up so much? HAHAHA. I don't even like stand up but I'm so tickled.

  • @hryo12
    @hryo12 7 лет назад +15

    so true..hillarious!

  • @andrewjrivers
    @andrewjrivers 7 лет назад +1

    Pat McGann is hilarious.

  • @nassimsabba8922
    @nassimsabba8922 6 лет назад

    Cross between Newman & Dangerfield. Seriously funny.

  • @jenniferwilson6977
    @jenniferwilson6977 6 лет назад +1

    When I start paying attention, she's close!👏👏😀

  • @dgavia3248
    @dgavia3248 5 лет назад

    Catholic Elementary School '76... science was handouts and worksheets. He ain't tellin' lies 😂

  • @marianocaruso9678
    @marianocaruso9678 3 года назад

    Thus guy should have a TV show

  • @raj.dabholkar
    @raj.dabholkar 7 лет назад +12

    One of the first comedians on LSSC that I liked!

  • @jordanmapfumo9359
    @jordanmapfumo9359 2 года назад

    Fantastic!!

  • @Winteramen
    @Winteramen 7 лет назад +11

    That ass wipe joke was funny...and mathematically correct

  • @debbiegross3136
    @debbiegross3136 7 лет назад

    That was EXCELLENT!

  • @AnnaElizabethI
    @AnnaElizabethI 7 лет назад +3

    Finally a comedian

  • @carriemitch1
    @carriemitch1 7 лет назад

    I don't even have children and I laughed all the way through this. Well done!

  • @davidfoster5561
    @davidfoster5561 7 лет назад +32

    Dude. He was fuckin funny.

  • @TonyVisciardi
    @TonyVisciardi 4 года назад

    Reading Sebastian Maniscalco's book. He wrote Pat was his opening act. Glad I looked it up. This dude is jokes.

  • @lazyperfectionist1
    @lazyperfectionist1 7 лет назад +1

    Yeah. I've also never understood the mentality behind over-scheduling. Isn't the whole point with kids to put them through a multitude of different activities (one at a time) so they can get a taste of different experiences and determine what they like? You don't accomplish this by dumping it on them all at _once._ Take the _first_ interest they express and put them in _that._ If they like it, leave 'em in it, _alone._ If they don't, move 'em to _another_ interest. But this is supposed to be kept to a _healthy_ limit. Where does this notion come from that the kid has to be too busy to think?

  • @ellenorchid01
    @ellenorchid01 6 лет назад

    Great stuff

  • @6hughmungus9
    @6hughmungus9 7 лет назад +3

    Very well done for a 5 minute bit in the middle of a show.

  • @scooterboy3676
    @scooterboy3676 6 лет назад

    Really funny dude. Excellent.

  • @MewcePewpz
    @MewcePewpz 7 лет назад +4

    Great set, i like his voice, his delivery and transitions were all smooth

  • @dayurification
    @dayurification 7 лет назад

    Haha, that was great 🤣

  • @renatacantoregross6283
    @renatacantoregross6283 7 лет назад

    That was a good collection of original jokes.

  • @chipmunk6278
    @chipmunk6278 7 лет назад +3

    😂😂😂

  • @anuraagsusarla5904
    @anuraagsusarla5904 6 лет назад

    A good act with fun filled jokes

  • @paulsingh1606
    @paulsingh1606 5 лет назад

    Saw him open for Sebastian Maniscalco - he was great!

  • @ariajaydesalt
    @ariajaydesalt 6 лет назад

    That was really funny!

  • @saultube44
    @saultube44 7 лет назад

    "I'm going to stay here for a couple of whiles..." well he should put her into comedy school, witty and hilarious xD

  • @Avg_Janitor
    @Avg_Janitor 7 лет назад

    This was funny, good stuff, nothing but smiles

  • @thescaledraven5482
    @thescaledraven5482 2 года назад

    Wow, was this crowd awake? Pat was killing it and I heard a lot of crickets.

  • @StephenAlexWalker
    @StephenAlexWalker 7 лет назад

    Funny set 😂

  • @JocelynChia
    @JocelynChia 7 лет назад

    omg i love this guy

  • @looknow5397
    @looknow5397 6 лет назад

    Kids stuff takes me back to when my kids were small...teenagers now and as long as I keep the Wi-Fi going and fridge stocked I'm free!

  • @ortizlzitro
    @ortizlzitro 7 лет назад

    Dude is hilarious!!

  • @sergiogreco4484
    @sergiogreco4484 7 лет назад

    great stuff.

  • @divadoll606
    @divadoll606 7 лет назад

    I really chuckled during his entire routine. Good job.

  • @notsure1969
    @notsure1969 6 лет назад

    Pretty funny. Great delivery.

  • @realzubidoo
    @realzubidoo 7 лет назад +3

    was surprisingly good. Reminds me of louis ck

  • @mitchhecht9070
    @mitchhecht9070 3 месяца назад

    Pat, pete, and sebastien. What a show

  • @reneecarreno9424
    @reneecarreno9424 4 года назад

    Hilarious 😂

  • @michelleitzhayana8163
    @michelleitzhayana8163 7 лет назад +7

    This was funny af

  • @NiecieSavo
    @NiecieSavo 7 лет назад

    Accurate and hilarious

  • @nicksaputo7104
    @nicksaputo7104 7 лет назад

    This is my life everyday lol

  • @kjtaseen
    @kjtaseen 7 лет назад

    here for that science joke

  • @1operamom
    @1operamom 7 лет назад

    If you have kids this is hilarious!

  • @raymondwilson293
    @raymondwilson293 7 лет назад +6

    he was great:)

  • @SeanTube2099
    @SeanTube2099 6 лет назад

    He was exceptional

  • @marieldavison5121
    @marieldavison5121 7 лет назад

    i like his style

  • @dappleben7223
    @dappleben7223 7 лет назад

    When I was scrolling through the thumbnails I thought his name was Pat Mcgroin! 😂

  • @dragoncurveenthusiast
    @dragoncurveenthusiast 7 лет назад

    maybe I should go to the bar more often...
    at noon.

  • @virginiaholliday6952
    @virginiaholliday6952 7 лет назад

    I think he's terrific!

  • @tasneemara6668
    @tasneemara6668 7 лет назад

    Omg. He is hilarious. Please call him back again

  • @Caroline1261
    @Caroline1261 2 года назад

    You're really funny!

  • @Deanwalsh1
    @Deanwalsh1 6 лет назад

    Very funny

  • @NKA23
    @NKA23 7 лет назад

    That was quite good....for starters. I´d like to see more from this guy.

  • @live4more22
    @live4more22 7 лет назад

    Hilarious.

  • @johnnyonline
    @johnnyonline 7 лет назад +1

    I think this is the guy that had to replace Louis CK last minute so they went with someone as safe as possible. I have kids though so I think he's funny.

  • @ironempath7261
    @ironempath7261 6 лет назад

    Funny guy. Remember that name: Pat McGann.

  • @arlingtonguy54
    @arlingtonguy54 6 лет назад

    Great routine.

  • @versatilethearcane
    @versatilethearcane 6 лет назад

    Is it just me or do his mannerisms remind you of George w bush? Lol

  • @dropUrPeaches
    @dropUrPeaches 7 лет назад

    Nice.

  • @abrahamh6106
    @abrahamh6106 7 лет назад

    This guy is good. I like him.

  • @mattjohnston2
    @mattjohnston2 7 лет назад +54

    You can divide this comment section up into 2 groups...those with kids and those without. I was pretty entertained by him, and happy that it didn't devolve into political rhetoric.

    • @AbdulWahab-nq6qt
      @AbdulWahab-nq6qt 7 лет назад +1

      i enjoyed him very much because i love kids

    • @factbeaglesarebest
      @factbeaglesarebest 7 лет назад +6

      Matt Johnston I don't have kids but I found this incredibly refreshing, good timing, humorous content.

    • @dianejackson8206
      @dianejackson8206 7 лет назад

      Matt Johnst

    • @mattjohnston2
      @mattjohnston2 7 лет назад

      BartJ583 or _maybe_ it isn't a "line", but rather a simple observation of the comment section here. And yeah, it's a blanket statement, but for the most part it holds up.

    • @mattjohnston2
      @mattjohnston2 7 лет назад

      BartJ583 but hey, thanks for letting me in on that *secret!* lmao

  • @00708046
    @00708046 6 лет назад

    He's funny!