Roblox new custom admin let's me THROW PEOPLE'S HEADS OFF...
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- Опубликовано: 7 фев 2025
- today I joined Life in Paradise 2 to be greeted with some different admin commands than usual on the 3rd page, I found one that let me take people's parts and throw them at others then the others would get respawned lol
How to date on Albert’s server:
*YOU CAN’T*
Priv chat
Can't do what?
@@littletowns31415 I feel like I'm gonna get wooshed if I explain it
@@littletowns31415 People cant date on alberts server thats what he/she meant (DONT WOOSH ME OR I WILL KICK YOU)
E/woosh
Looks at bacon hair
Bacon hair girl starts having spasm
Boy:I ain't dealing with this *runs*
true.
Yield the desired size for each meal of your day with the food for lunch ue
Karenni All The Way Silence, liberal
Tia Gordon lel
Minecraft Zombie Be Like Brrrrruuuuuuuuuuuuhh and Creeper, Aw Man
brutal overlord: I can do anything I want!
*trips* I CANT GET UP
more like '"I HAVE FALLEN AND I CANT GET UP'"
😆😆😆😆
Big brother of mine was the only one that could see the world in that room as
Director john Kerry said that if he had to be sure that his administration would not allow him yo to go back and take his own path from him before
Omq_Icicle YT *Jevil
6:10 Albert with a really high girl voice: hi?
There are 4 major problems in roblox,
1: scammers
2:hackers
3:online daters
4: people who rat on Albert when he’s in a server
Edit: ok ok, and bullies and (the spam clothes) the catalog
What about the catolog
Ikr
I’m like
*way to brag that you’re in his video :/*
Jerry Mouse that’s very true
What about bullies
The spied
The bread kid screaming “NO MY BREAD!” while having a seizure and getting run over with a stroller made me die of laughter lmao
what part?
Lol
@@64bitpeanut 12:32
"I think I'm lagging the server"
*You think?!*
Cringe
*CRINGE*
masterpeice (i dont wanna say cringe)
.
maybe your computer (or the person's computer) is laggy
Your content never gets old or unoriginal it’s always so fun to watch even if it’s on the same thing I could watch the same video of you face trolling people for ever and still crack a smile :)
Same.😀😀😀😃😃😃
Fudge,Not another bot.
Cool
*who really wants these commands but is sad the will never be able too*
*_Me_*
Reaper666
*s p i l l t h e d a n g h y d r o f l a s k t e a*
You can script it in.
*_AND ITS WORTH IT._*
I have it cause it’s a SS (server side) or exploit so I can use it
MossAnimations YT me
Albert: Z to snap neck
SCP-173: *hold my Class-D Personell*
Skididle skidoodle your neck is now a noodle
Ugly scp tato
Lmao
Ir a ugly scp tate
Lmao
Just Imagine people that saw this and said :"THAT WAS ME. IM SCARED."
then people would reply to them "LIAR"
Welp... THAT Was Me. I'm SMARED.
Oops sorry I meant SCARED
@@symfunnyx6366 you couldn't just edit it?
@@p1n3appl36 you texted him one year to late
i love the fact sweet dreams was playing for one of the things-
I thought thats what it was
Marylin Manson
@@justbored4762 eurythmics
i love that song hehe
Aaaaa
Plot twist: The dead dog is the dog from "Marley and me"
yes and Albert gets free roux
Nathendo plot twist: they are sad the dog is not awake to play with them
Ik
@Nathendo No! They are crying because they did not became *ROUX*
ARMYYY
2:50 According to "The Santa Claus," you are now officially Santa
Starz Why you bully him!
@@DrVerendus BULLY STOP BULLYING ME
@@DrVerendus r/woooooosh
I Forgot nice
Oki
Albert: goes to click on lip2:
Me: sees Royal high in continue playing section
Me: :O
S a m e
Oof
2:32
Albert as Brutal overlord: *epicly rips u in half*
Music: *E*
Me: *sits at school in a desk for 7 hours*
My foot: 🤷🏻♂️
Also me: *sits on the toilet for ten minutes*
My foot: *foot.exe is not responding*
Alright, so, the other night, I was playing on an alternate account, "ValleyOfRegret" that I made to mess with people. I went to ValleyOfSaint's game titled "Farewell" and messed around, staying quiet, occasionally speaking to people in private chat, making myself seem mysterious. Then, FOUR others caught on and did the same thing as me. ValleyOfLonliness, ValleyOfGraves, ValleyOfShade, and another one that I can't quite remember. (You can see that we all joined on the same date, 12/28/18.) We messed around with other people, standing on the graves and podiums around the map, calling everyone sinners and disrespectful people, then, "KillingMeadows" joined the game, one of ValleyOfSaint's close friends. KillingMeadows and I started to talk in private chat, and he/she was actually very nice and polite. They asked me why I was doing this, why I was impersonating ValleyOfSaints, etc., and I told them I didn't have any plans. I decided to be kind to KillingMeadows and end the whole thing by telling the entire server that all of us Valleys were fake. KillingMeadows thanked me, and I gave them my actual account. I came back to the server in my real account and told KillingMeadows you're welcome, told them to say hello to ValleyOfSaints for me if they could, and then I left. I haven't gotten anything from KillingMeadows yet because my friend request is still pending. But, KillingMeadows did tell me something that I am not lying about in the slightest. I have no clue why they would trust me with such information, but I can't keep it in. KillingMeadows told me that ValleyOfSaints has a different account. ValleyOfSaints is Cognicide. Cognicide, friends with Kazdam, CAROLINE, ClausAconite, Temprist, DrMach, RUST_TRUST, and others. A myth, as well. This is in NO WAY fake. I am completely serious. So, if you want to try and get more into the ValleyOfSaints lore, try to contact Cognicide. This is by far the most intense experience I have ever had in Roblox. PLEASE, LIKE THIS SO ALBERT CAN SEE.
I went on farewell on the same day but there was no one there
The time I went on, it was about 7:00 PM.
Wow This Is Real i Just Checked, Nice Job Though
Courtney Gillam Thanks.
@@irequirelosogno5503 Your Welcome Ima Stop Replying But Np!
4:25
Albert: slide to the left, right foot now y’all
also albert: *proceeds to stomp left foot*
ME WANT MY COOKIES!! *Childish screams *
You mean right?
He uh.. he stomps left..
XxwarriorxX R I G H T
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*bass drops when he rips child in half*
Me: *BANGING MY HEAD*
ALBERT: *BANGING HEAD*
ME:HECK YEA
Yes
That person must have pain
EVEN KNOW I LOVE THE BASS DROP
I would rather chop my harm and head and leg and stab the torso
No questions asked I just want to feel pain
Sheen haa why?
*🎶EARTH WORM SALLY, CARRYING DISEASES FROM FLORIDA TO CALI🎶*
Cali
*GREEN SCREEN MAN!!!!~DOES WHAT EVER A GREEN SCREEN CANNNNNN~*
Dead cow
*-Sammy the strawberry is better-*
Why sigh look me in my eye please do not cry kat tie🎵🎶🎶🎵🎶🎵
Yum
Queen of hearts: *OFF WITH YOUR HEADS!*
*OOF*
8:15 Lol that sound XD
Abida tribe
2:30
-------
5:36
Having the bass drop right at that moment made that a whole lot more satisfying.
9:35 is legit my favorite scene in all of albertsstufg and flamingo
Nothing personal kid
@@GoofySlugpup no u
Alber and flamingo are the me same
@@GoofySlugpup “fNf FaNs DoNt SaY iT!1!1!!1!!!!” Or sum
hit or miss
albert killed the kids HUH
he ripped their heads off and threw it at their MAMA
MWUAH
Why does it fit so good and why does it not have more likes? Lol
Go check out the hit or miss song it's called Mia Khalifa..... It's not what you think it is
Hit or Miss
Albert killed the kids HUH
He ripped their heads off and to threw it at their MAMA
MWUAH thanks I can just copy and paste this
Broly lol ur welcome 😂
Hail To The Half-Demon-Half-Angel
I laid Cheerios on my iPad and every time he screamed they moved 😂
Dwight Crawford why did you lay Cheerios on your iPad?
Liar
XD lol
@@shroomy666 Don't be so negative
@Chickentenders i dont under stand online logic anymore ;-;
I wanna thank you raisng your mic a lot. It's actaully helping me. I was about to fall asleep with drool dripping down my chin, but your peaks helped me stay awake. Thank you lol
Who your gonna call!? Really who you gonna call with this chill demon
*Calls 911* Hello? Is this 911? We have a really creepy person near Life In Paradise 2. Thank you!!
*whispers far away*
ghostbusters
Am I the only person who listen to Albert screaming to help sleep
No
No me to!?
Yes u weirdo
I feel you.
what
11:40 that pose XD
Kevin L AYAYAYAAAAYYYY
J o j o s
@@1marckitos y e s
Gotta hit that pose before having a spasm 😂
Best wishes 🎉🎉 may God bless you
2:31 Bruh perfect timing
Ok
Ok
Ok
@@WilliamAfton2 after two years someone replied :/
YEAHHHHHH IT WAS EPIC
“That’s a lot of damage!”
Me: **flex tape ad plays in head**
THAT'S LITERALLY WHAT I WAS THINKING
𝗟𝗹𝗹
SAME XD
I hear him every time
Omg yess i thought i was the only one!!!
Albert: Woah, this guy is really laggy I’ll help him go further.
*Rips head off and throws*
What has Roblox come to? XD
Lol
Albert do some more
Thats not the admin roblox create its impossible
Same
Your mom
where did my head go
Idk 😳
Away from you
😬
idk
idk but you’re profile picture is amazing
1:31
“C to rip p-PrestonPlayz in half”
The letter C on my keyboard: have mercy, please!
Me: there is no mercy.
*spams C*
Lol
*”hElLo mAlaDY I aM gOinG tO pRefOrm snAp NeCK oN yOu”*
thats a new meme
300 Subs Without Video? Mamaldy
words of wisdom with albert~
Meme it up
Roux
Noob: how did u get that?
brutal overlord: admin
Noob:*gets in car and drives away*
Brutal overlord:...
Lol
Wow so many like
its exploiting :/
This pose always gets me before she starts "break dancing" 11:40
*I don't need friends. They disappoint me.*
non stop laughing activated
*XD*
Lol
Now I can't imagine him without facecam
I've been watching him for years I can literally see what he probably looks like while talking now-
Internets can cause a neck snap because of thanos's finger snap.
*SNAPS*
Mr. Stark, I don’t feel so good
AHHHHHHhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhHHHHhHHHHHhHHHh. ........my neck
I dink ⊙~⊙ .....u are right
Lol
Unifox. HEHE. NOICE-
*i just imagined something very sad.*
Pause at 13:49 , it’s a heart warming moment that albert helps that helpless man to get to his destination.
...
Oh godddddd naaaaaaa
No saying yes or Ban 10:53
@@alonacleofegarcia3783 she said do you love me
lol
Can you throw my head to heck?
B b
You can yourself
Yes can
Bad word
Adrian Sunga it’s not it’s the name of a place so it’s not
If Albert gets a son/daughter,when there kids/kid are sleeping they hear:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Galaxythe_furry :,P kids: dada can you sing us a song?
Albert: ok
Also albert: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
@@Dylan.saturn1274 more like: albert: earthworm sally carrying-
At 11:41 she was posing and I wheezed and coughed and lAugHED I caN't- AGJSBDJWABXNS XDDD HHAHAHA
ArMyYyYy
Lmao what does posing me
Roses are red
The earth is flat
Catch me outside how bout that
The Boi no
I got a rope for Christmas, might use it in a bit don’t know yet.
MilitaryWarHybrid *-your parents are mean-*
Krampus came and brought my sister to hell...
i got and std for christmas
2:30 when Karen dosent get to talk to the manager or hears someone takes variances
Vaccines?
@@cassie9682 why put everybody dies but not everybody lives.
kitty_games I swear I didn’t make an account just to reply to this lmao
"look she's dying"
"Understandable have a good day"
-flamingo 2019
0:24 “i dont feel so good”
Peter, Is that you?
Funny cause when I clicked that I got a Disney cruise ad about Marvel’s day at sea. Ironic huh?
*”Mr.StArK i DoN’t FeEl sO gOoD.”*
Kayla Hatten *yes*
Red skinned square lady said “I just spawn and I has crippling depression” 8:45
Lol
When people get up most check Twitter, Insta, ect. But ALBERT checks Roblox
ZonateWheat15 me too
this needs more likes
The fact that Albert barely posts oh his Insta
“I LIKE BOYS WHO LIKE ME FOR WHO I AM” *casually has a seizure*
10:40
Albert:“let’s see how ppl react when they see someone die”
Guy:walks past*
Albert:”understandable have a good day”
Me:wtf lmao 😂😂👏👏
😀🔫
@@cynthiacano1273 ☺🔫
😄🔫
Hit or miss
Albert killed the kids HUH
He ripped their heads off and threw it at their MAMA
MWA
Now he’s nuking all the people in roblox
Now he’s ripping all the people’s bodies
Wait waaht
So goood
I sing this song
Sheesh that’s dark
CHARLEY GLEICHAUF ,
-Life in Paradise 2-
*Troll in Paradise 2*
XD, true.
Crazytrain2015 trolls are toxic
yes
chill haha agreed
chill yeah, agree too
The picture for life in paradise is the dead dog from Marley and me
:0
Dead
○_○
▼・ᴥ・▼=X_X
Why r u idiots commenting faces
11:41 this is my final form
Lol
ImTiig3r Aa
Shpoop
Which Super Saiyan transformation is that
11:23 did he say hell? IS THE OLD ALBERTSSTUFF COMING BACK??? probably not
OMG, it so sounded like it... AAAAAAAAAA the memories... But, who knows? Maybe he did..
He said ALL HAIL
Binding Of Isaac... OOOOOOF.
He usually says that.
The old Alberto probably not coming back.
Yeah I can't think of a username he said all hail
What happened to TIFFANY MAYUMI?
;(
JoshNJosh May she Rest In Peace
@@maiyawellington1862 Yes. R.I.P
She _Died_
I don't know
she died in WW2
"Oh hell" for a second i thought i was watching albertsstuffs lol
Timestamp?
Hell isnt a swear it's a title lol
12:32 When your bread gets moldy and you bite into it. 😆
XD
XDDDDDDD
I would like this but your at 49 and i wouldn't want to stop the torture
Zombieman13 13FabulousFlake13 I don’t see why thats funny
Zombieman13 13FabulousFlake13 lol
Hit or miss
I guess he never missed huh
He threw your head off
Like the real ole’ YEETAH
JILLIAN REBAR
YAAHHH
he gon find your soul and head and he gon keep ya
Then he gonna pull your head off and YEET IT
U guys are geniuses
Lol
HIT OR MISS I GUESS SHE SHE TOOK THE F ING KIDS HUH
YEET what was that YEET stop it before u kick your butt BEAT
Please help the Lloyd family chuck is not going to the wedding
The Boi wedding?
Dab 8:57
Yeah um 😐
The Boi
Ko
1:31 - My reaction : preston playz is not gonna be happy about THIS 😂😂😂😂😂
Albert: brutally kills wife
Swat: Albert were coming for u
Never strife with a wife.
'
Why wouldn’t the police come if you killed your wife
Albert isn’t married
DarkenArc God omg he means the one in game....
I feel like baby boo is playing that baby boo: *MWA MWA MILKY*
oh yes-
*CLAPS HER CUTE CHUBBY HANDS TOGETHER, AND GIGGLES CUTELY*
that’s how baby boo, rolls, up in this mafff.
No it’s like you add bad grammar to every word “hello I’m hungry and want to be adopted”in baby boo translation: “hewo I’m bwaby bwoo and hungwy and want to be adopted” add a w to every word
Lol mwa mwa milky lololoookookkk
This is actually what my dad said.
Me:*tries to find a container but doesn’t find one* uhhh... I have a slight problem...
My dad: yea I’ve noticed that since you were born.
*rrrrrrroasted!!!1!1!!!!1*
my dad realized i had a problem when i was still in the womb...
my problem was that I was a phycopath
Teodor Nikolov 𝗺𝗲 𝘁𝗼𝗼
𝗖:
𝗜 𝗛 𝗔 𝗩 𝗘 𝗣 𝗥 𝗢 𝗕 𝗟 𝗘 𝗠 𝗦
did you know that you can combine the UTG and you can get really good combo's
“I really like how the bass dropped when I ripped him in half”
Me: I may be a terrible person but same ;-:
*bass
Same
Mike Alberts oof thanks I’m so dumb
Same
for real though
Flamingo: *Playing Life In Paradise 2*
Me: *Over On The Game Next To Life In Paradise 2*
There's this dude called Bob_Selvin can you check him out? I don't know much about him but he likes to play 'The Selvin Manor' a lot which means it's the house like 'The Cult Family'.
All I know he was asking for family members and he did get a few of them, friended this one guy that isn't a family member. Can you please check him out? I think he would be delighted to see you!
(I'm not begging for likes but can you let Albert see this? This is another starter myth that I have just seen, can you let Albert see this? Thank you.)
What's your roblox Username ?
I gotta myth hunting account what’s your user
Actually I’ll send you the freind request I saw your video with your acc accept the request from luke
Dxd
Firstly, that's still called begging, secondly, why did you say ''Can you let albert see this?'' twice, I mean, it's obvious that's begging.
I just finish playing Sport Mode, ripping heads off, and I get this. Perfection.
12:59 flamingo turning into evil overlord vs all roblox players in one server
Girl: GRRRRRR I READY TO PUNCH, AND HIT
Flamingo: YOINK
flamingo:doomslayer
Server:hell
RIP AND TEAR
2:30 Hit or miss, I guess they took the kids, HuH
They gotta mother, I bet she doesn't save ya!
Jfodögşormrog Lazyfarts oof
he gonna *OOF* and hit the kid like wiz khalifa
It was karen
Jfodögşormrog Lazyfarts lol
Real tittle : *22 yr old man killing children and breaking there heads in a kids game*
Its their not there lol
5:24 albert-um later. Kid- REEE I HATE MY LIFE
A
Get noob
Yes
“i wish i could do a collab with the government.”
-Albert, 2018
Little did he know that dead dog was MARLEY from MARLEY AND ME
If i was there, I would've started a cult and worshipped the brutal overlord.
Kinda dark there 😐😂
@@nyianza101 shut up i can make cults about whatever the hell i want
Deep........
Robert Kidd I’m with you. May I join the cult?
Myname app Cults do shit stuff and can do really mean things to living beings.
Albert, you know the admin that said "arch angel" the powers it got it from the movie/serie of "The Seven Deadly Sins"
ikr
@@hanadnike6227 pooooo
@@Happy_Games269 r/youngpeopleyoutube
There exist a Roblox meliodas face
The music that was used during brutal overlord is called doom columbine remix or something to that effect.
"Acorn Head,nobody is going to care when you're gone"
b u t i t s t r u e =)
Well I won't care when your gone
I will be sad if a bacon hair or acorn hair dies
HIS ADMIN TROLLING VIDEOS ARE MY FAV!!💗
Mine too 😜
*yes*
Its Slushnuggids! You are getting banned now
Kara Sings same!
Those custom admin commands are actually exploits
Thank you man, you make me happy... my grandpa just died and I’m suffering from this loss along with the rest of my family... I’m happy to see funny content on my subscription feed that that can at least make me laugh in my time of grief... Thank you for busting out such funny content...
First time seeing a comment like this not on tik tok,really weird comment.
@@milliej734 i cant that sentence is so disgusting and disrespectful
😂 I watched your videos all the time when I get home from work. YOU SO Hilarious.😂 and your very cute too. I’m your age too❤😂
13:23
Dude Perfect
Lol yes 😂
When he said “nothing personal kid”
I was like “*female dog* lasagna “
BITCH LASAGNA
Your * trick didn’t work XDDDd
female dog spaghetti cake
ГАіп dяop ik I didnt want it to - I was just doing it because I wanted to
stop swearing
4:56 *”MR ALBERT I DON’T FEEL SO GOOD...”*
(dead meme, I know but it was kinda fitting)
LoL
XD
Still pretty good
Chillydarthweirdo *TRIGGERD*
XD
2:52
Christmas: *Cancelled*
Childhood: *Ruined*
Albert killed the kids HUH?
😂 Great Vid Albert!!! 😆❤❤❤
7:20 You have been in Alberts Server. THIS IS WHAT YOU GET
*Albert post 2 videos in 1h*
Me: *Le Epic default dance from fortnite by Epic Games*
*Bro that's epicccc*
@@lumiphobic I know boi
Epic
That's beautiful watching him break and strangle people's neck and take there soul out of there body and throwing people's head to the devils lair
Adopt a kid games: Has happy advertisement photos
Decabox: DEAD DOG AND 2 KIDS CRYING
sophia yahner Don’t forget *Dead Dog Center* m’lady!
Lol flamethrower and void is from tower battles
The HOLY fidget spinner ye
They aren't admin commands they are scripts that the creator of life in paradise took from websites lol
I was about to say that
2:31
"I'm taking the kids!"
**bass drops when kid gets ripped in half**
"I dont care!"
my personal favorite part
That's what she said
Why karen
11:41 My mom when she realizes I haven’t done the laundry yet.
100 likes for the government to collab with flamingo
Y
E
S
Lmfao dis has 100 likes
Hyper is the new Mona Lisa
How come it hasn’t happened yet
Their gonna do a collab twice!
0:36 Albert is secretly a fan of royale high XD ;D
Do you even watch this channel? HE MADE A VID ABOUT ROYALE HIGH
Gabby Navarro yeah he did
This is how many times he said ms flimflam
👇🏻
Koopa Paradise HE SAID IT 44 TIMES NOT 19 XD
Oof
Oof
He said it 57 times
I think you need to stop with the online dateing
Mr flimflam 114
0:05 I am peeing and farting and crying, all at the same time
Yes
Pp
Man that must suck
Jesus