Constantine Tricks Satan into Drinking Holy Water 🤯
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- Опубликовано: 17 окт 2024
- Constantine Tricks Satan into Drinking Holy Water
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See this is why I'd never make a deal with John that man has a 0% track record of paying what he owee
I'd argue he somehow has a NEGATIVE % track record considering how he screwed over Satan for his friend and not himself even
Definitely say he's in the negatives. He constantly outsmarts lucifer.
Nahhh I think paid back batman before
True but it does make it even more impressive to be the devil who tricks John
Yeah but those who he tricks have egos too big to think they could outsmart him
Damn Constantine is a badass
That's a little bit of an understatement
British man dying of lung cancer, irish man dying of liver cancer
Yeah that tracks
One never stops smoking
The other never stops drinking
"And with their power combined! I shall die at 24."
Thats fucked up
@@Paddyman8869 and yet it's accurate
@@kekekeke2200 did I say it wasn't. Still a hate crime though
Sounds like Satan was the only one keeping his word...
Imagine showing up to do YOUR job and take souls,and Constantine shows and is all like: Nah,i dont think that's gunna work for me
The devil doesn't take souls, though
Bro sold his soul to the devil for alcohol
I will forever love and respect John Constantine.
Plot armor personified 😂😂
I mean... Yeah. He has Plot armour, he knows it, everyone knows it, its literally described in his Powerset. Every Version of him has it
Ok, Besides the current animated version, that one is screwed.
@@mordisgaminggedons5119 he is my favourite DC character tbh my comment was a fond compliment lol ik abt the synchronicity 🌊
“Synchronicity” really is the word - it comes up a lot in Carey’s run
@@beesforbreakfast ik abt the synch 🌊 thx tho as i hes my fav DC character
I'm the devil but he's THE DEVIL - the devil about constantine.
John flips him off to boot
And this is why The First wants his sould so bad.
Constantine is the kind of friend you really want around when the end of days arrives...
If Walter white was a warlock
“We’re dying due to alcoholism” cheers mate, I’ll drink to that
At this point I think Satan should just give up on making deals with magic people
I'm convinced that all of Constantine stories were old bar stories crazy trickery stories he has
That was one of the best storylines ever for Constantine in my opinion. And how he went to save his own life after.
Lol...funny how satan kinda looks like actor Powers Boothe. RIP
John ain't never been sh!t😂
John really called satan an idiot with just a few actions
One of my favorite stories from the original Hellblazer comic.
How Constantine tricked Satan to drink holy water
Me:haaaaaaa😮
I mean, he's still going to hell for making deals with demons.
The old switcheroo
Constantine I can’t read this guy at all😂
Constantine is just that mf
This could be from the 70s or the current run and you def couldn't tell by the art. Why don't good artists want constantine
At the time this was pretty good art. This is from the only good run of Constantine
@@RoofingFacts Which run?
Constantine constantly getting cancers, he still goated 🐐
No wonder why the devil came to collect Constantine himself in the movies
Brit tricks the devil sounds normal.
Bro attacked Satan for doing his job.
Like damn
😂😂😂
What would you do to save your friend from damnation?
The devil isn’t deserving of any better treatment
@@filthy_peasant_the_one2134 The devil never forced us to do anything. He tempts you, everything from there is your own decision.
@@mr.ashenfire2624 hell no, he sold his sold. That's on him ill sell my soul later in life and then we'll met up
No wonder Satan hates him so much.
Naah just slightly inject the venom into whatever his favourite drink is before he gets there. Before the bottle it capped.
Why are so many fictional and nonfictional badasses named John
Except holy water wouldn't do shit to Satan being that he's an angel and not a demon
When holy water gets mixed with anything else especially if processed into something else, it’s no longer considered holy water. Example, if I drink holy water, and the my body expels it via urine, is the urine still holy water?
Trying to apply real world logic to a comic book is completely pointless
Lol, you're dumb. This is a comic book pal. Your real world logic does not matter here.
No I believe that it becomes holy shit
Are you seriously still trying to apply real world logic to comic books dude? Are you stupid?
@@michaelsyvret3964rather holy piss😂
This is supposed to be one of the most powerful beings in the entire universe btw
And the other is Satan.
John solo have of marvel devils by him self
I don't remember it being the First of the Fallen. I think it was a different lord of hell.
It was the first
Ion think hes mortal like that
Damn Brandon have no honor
What kind of deal is that? If for some reason I can’t get my reward for 24 hours after our deal has ended, you win 😂
He beats ghost rider
Well isnt he still an angel
Beat name?
I have been wondering for a while... Is Satan and Lucifer the same in the DC universe?
Lots of people forget how much of a cold badass constantine was
Like who? Who's forgetting that that's familiar with John constantine?
Is Satan a different being all together or is that another name for lucifer? The Bible lore be tricky sometimes
So in D.C it's like this
First of the Fallen = Satan (the one you think about)
Second of the Fallen = The devil (think man with Bat wings and all)
Third Of the Fallen = Goat legs horns the whole stick
Fourth of the Fallen = Lucifer (he's taken their appearance and used it to mess around and he took over as king of hell even though they ruled it)
@@LordePhantom but then there's other devils like demand or vice versa. What about other devils like, belzzabub(probably wrong), mammon, asmodeous ect? It's more so, are they all different fallen angels?
@@Lokoclutch98
So here's the best that I can explain
The First of the Fallen:
So the First of the Fallen isn't an angel like Lucifer and the rest but rather he was a being created by the Presence (aka God) to get a second opinion on humanity getting free will. The First saw this as chaotic and didn't want humans to have free will but the Presence disagrees and the First was thus thrown to Hell
After sometime the Second and Third fell and they also arrived in Hell. The First thinking they were like him agreed that they could rule as a trio however Lucifer would soon fall (Fourth of the Fallen) when he fell he fell with an army of his own unlike the trio so Lucifer took the throne as king of Hell as he had an army and he was more powerful than the trio.
After sometime Lucifer got bored of Hell and shut it all down and gave the keys of Hell to Morpheus (Dream of the Endless) who ended up giving it to Remiel and Duma.
After this Remiel and Duma changed things in Hell and different Hell Lords were given different parts of Hell to rule which is why Trigon has his part, Beelzebub has his and Neron has his ect.
But he still has lung cancer ?
Well, if Satan doesn’t come collect his soul. It would stand to reason that his soul would end up elsewhere.
Oh see upon his death 4 Hell Lords learnt that John sold his sold his sold 4 times and they started arguing on who was going to punish John first after not comping to a deal they cured him and decided they should wait
I have never really found DC characters that compelling. I was always a Marvel guy. That said, there are two DC characters that reign over any Marvel character, in my opinion. One is Batman, and the other is John Constantine.
Superman sucks and he is lame.
Wait, Satin is an angel. Wouldn't holy water have no effect on an angel?
It's the whole corruption of the heart thing
It’s the first fallen angel, not satan.
First of the Fallen isn't an angel
Dude sold his soul to Satan for ALCOHOL..?! HE GETS WHAT HE GETS😂