@@motelsuicide7048 its true because department stores could knock off these "high end" clothing brands. These brands make the clothing ugly so department stores can't compete, due to the risk involved
Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts, that’s all the time I’ve got. I’ve gotta get back to playing animal crossing new leaf, on my Nintendo 3DS
Dunkey: "I wanted to give him some of my own designs...so here we have Muscles Jesus" Kanye Looking Through Binoculars: KIM, WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN!!!
@@udontknowme00 I should have been more specific. I ment Kanye would never be that creative. Don't think for a second i would be able to insult our lord Dunkey you filthy heathen. Lov U ; )
Today's younger generation is infested with swarms of "hype beasts" whose sole drive in life is to buy stupidly expensive clothes. It's a weird, weird trend/cult.
Cantor Yakov for what? A brand newApple Watch? Or the merch? Stretched out Jesus: you can’t afford the merch cuz i gotta charge the prices that i chaaaaaaaaaaaarge, boom, 200billion dollars
When Dunkey started doing remixes, that’s when I realized the clothing designs and the prices in the beginning of the video were real and that the joke hadn’t even started yet. Thank you, Dunkey. Thank you for showing me what we have become.
@@cinialvespow1054 Sure... He's only charging that much so that his family doesn't starve right? How about he tells that to his wife, and while he's at it he should put a sign at the entrance of his mansion that he's charging as low as he can so as to only scrape by to feed his kids.
@@curiousmelon7272 All you have to do is make 4 or 5 chart topping records that have a lasting impact on the music industry and pop culture as a whole and there you go people will buy your stuff
@@spacekoalalove search up the James Turrel roden crater, this is what inspired Kanye for a lot of his visuals / designs related to Sunday Service, Yandhi, and Jesus is King
@@GnanaPrakash86AP I realized that no matter what, he's still in the industry. this is for the fans he lost when he went apeshit crazy. The real ones see thru this bs
So glad to see Skeleton Bones Ghoulie working his way up in the youtube game since he lost all his subscribers, designing merch for one of the greatest christian fashion designers of our time. Imagine how much better it would've looked if he didn't have a blindfold on.
@@webinatic216 yes but it's not designed by Kanye. Cpfm is short for cactus plant flea market which is the brand and the other one was a designed by Awge which is A$AP mob's brand. They only used the Yeezy garment
I've bought a whole set of this collection and lemme tell ya, I really feel like wearing jeezus all the time. Feels like stretched-out jeezus is rubbing against my legs and buttcheeks, like every morning I take a jeezuses' asshole, stretch it out and put my head and arms through it. Feels like when I walk to a pond, my one jesusock is able to walk on water, while my other jesusock is turning it into wine, so the first one cannot walk on it anymore. Buy Jesus.
it’s hilarious seeing that people are looking at the cpfm merch not seeing the reference to the jesus is king film and seeing how the two circles represent a higher power, and also the fact that cactus plant flea market has always had minimal designs like this. most of kanye’s clothes don’t have designs anyways because kanye focuses on the garment of the clothes themselves, the proportions, stitching, fitment, and material so these minimalistic designs aren’t far fetched with yeezy standards. the awge for jik merch is very flashy because that’s literally awge’s style. and for the prices, yeezy material clothing is extraordinary, on top of that kanye gets 50% of his income taken away due to taxes and another percent of his income he uses it for his church and charities. so the price tag isn’t that crazy for the demographic he has always had.
The depressing thing about this, is that I went to the website and most of this stuff is sold out. Like people actually spent real money on this crap. There is no hope for humanity.
Kanye does timed releases. He sells pre-orders for merch for 24hrs or whatever and then closes it down and manufactures the merch. After the timer is up it says 'sold out'.
@@davidsavage519 That... actually is a really smart sales strategy. Get the sales in first and then only manufacture what you need to fill the sales. No being stuck with warehouses full of unsold merch for months that you then have to discount to get rid of. Also explains the website. Firstly the terrible graphics since the merch doesn't physically exist yet so they are making mockups (like an pre-release videogame "screenshot"), and secondly, since there's no risk of overmanufacturing, they can throw out whatever shoddy designs they want and if there isn't demand, its no big loss; just means they're not making as much money on this batch as they could have.
@@TheSofox Yup. Another thing is that he puts out some bizarre or wildly expensive pieces to get people talking and when they visit the site out of curiousity there's better/cheaper options they wouldnt have known about otherwise.
0:00 Lmao, Dunkey is hilarious, even took the time to make shitty MS Paint parody merch. 1:02 Huh, his laugh sounds too legit to be at his own joke. Better read the comments (after looking at the website) ... *oh.*
*"And the Lord said to the disciples, " Come now. See. See the gifts of my son, Yeezus Adidist. He will bestow upon you the gift of salvation. New hope, new shoes, new drip, new colors." - Kanyinians **4:20*
Great to see fellow black artists supporting each other!
Wait the Dunkey is black joke is still going on 😂😂 holy shit
he is of Puerto Rican descent
@@Candyman9721 it will never die
@@Mystico1713 He is not
Josh97 it’s not a joke
I thought those first shirts were satire until he opened photoshop.
I thought so to. Then I searched the merch..... Honestly cannot believe this is legit.
@@motelsuicide7048 I know. It's unbelievable that someone could have such godlike fashion sense.
@@motelsuicide7048 its true because department stores could knock off these "high end" clothing brands. These brands make the clothing ugly so department stores can't compete, due to the risk involved
@@sealeddragon286 "Godlike". Heh.
@@arctorusmedia He's still a genius
EVERYONE THOUGHT DUNKEY WAS JOKING, BUT THAT'S WHY HE'S GOTTA CHARGE THE MONEY THAT HE CHARGE
HE CANT BE OUT HERE DANCING WITH THE STARS
AND YOU'LL NEVER SEE HIM DRINKING AT THE BARS
@@realcomputerdude100 VIBIN' IN THE STREET WITH HIS FAST CARS
High on crack i knew me and canye are in somekind the same
Dragon's dream THAT'S ON GOD
This is what he is going to wear to his presidential inauguration
Kanye 2020 guys, he'll make the world a better place
The second he wears that shirt on the 2024 election, Biden? *Snap*, Bye bye, Kanye wins by a 100% landslide
Kanye or Dunkey?
Which one of the clothes
He did!
I couldn't tell if dunkey designed them in paint in 3 seconds or they were actual kanye west merch
they were actual kanye west merch
when jake paul somehow makes a better shirt than you and all he did is steal art, just stop making merch forever pls thanks
Have Dunkey design an Indeimaus shirt next
I had to look it up too. People joked that he was trolling to see what he could get away with with the last stuff...
Now it's confirmed.
I mean all merch must look bad compared to that sexy indeimaus merch amirite boys?
I see you out here trying to draw attention to the final hours of your Spooktober merch sale.
this feels like a hidden level in soda drinker pro.
Drinking a soda
Insiiide Kanyes merch store
Drinking soda inside jesus
It really makes you FEEL like you're in a hidden soda drinker pro level.
I don’t know what any of this means, but absolutely.
@@yourhumblestemperorsidious4152 the senate
Holy shit, I literally thought you were kidding
That’s the real merch
I thought it was all fake but then I found the real merch page
REALLY?
I had to pause the video I was in such disbelief
Me too. Had to search this shit.
WHAT??
"Sus is king"
The man predicted the future.
That's our lord's power for you
Das ehy he gotta charge da money that ghe chaaaarge
GET OUT OF MY HEAD
yes
uh oh
This channel sure is active after having Will Smith take over
That's because they made another Will Smith for his Geminion movie, so the old Smiff can focus on his youtube career .
Will Smith gave everything back
Well, I clicked here thinking it was Will Smith, but i'm liking whoever this guy is talking.
Dunk is holding Will Smith hostage in his basement
As soon as Dunkey’s younger brother gives his keyboard back, and takes off his blindfold. His content is really gonna take off. Bayyybeeeeeeee
I really thought that Dunkey was the one who was making the shirts on paint or whatever.
Then I looked at Kanye's Merch store....
same like its straight up blasphemy to do that to the homie Jesus Christ
Wait what???
@@brandonolsen579 They are real
I had to check... what..
My comment is irrelevant now..
"Haha, great parody. I could almost see Kanye making some of these."
"wait it's real"
Bamboozled
Is it actually real?
@@yc7291_ google is free. but yeah its real
YC77 yeah I just checked his site it’s actually really
I go to his site and it's just vinyl and CD's. Where are the shirts.
Truly the first strand type rapper merchandise
Underrated comment.
"Only I have the brains to drive the tank and make strand-type merchandise"
-dunkey
And everyone who dislikes the merch just doesn’t get it.
A Hideo Kojima t-shirt
“Graphic design is my passion”
Dunkey and Joel need to do a collab.
Joel can make MIDIS for Jees-oos
And I thought supreme and Gucci were trash hypbeast clothes.
Graphics design is my passion of the Christ
Fashion is my profession
* Dunkey messing around in photoshop*
Kanye West: you're hired
Dunkey: wait.
Underrated
ProtoMight lol
Contender for comment of the year
Its not true! Kanye wouldnt hire jason for this he probably knows its a joky video... shame on you sir
Kanye hires you then you spend an evening at his house where he makes you watch the kim sex tape with him and critique dudes technique
the merch looks like some patterns i’d make in animal crossing
AHAHA 😂😂 dammit
696
I thought the “Hitler was cool” shirt joke was kinda tasteless, but I guess Dunkey was just ahead of the curve
Its crazy that he made 2 spot on predictions in this video
@@QuirkyMaster wait, where?
damn i was waiting for that in the video
@@Patryc Fr, me too
@@somethingcatchy4795 unless I see a timestamp I dont believe it
Love him or hate him-
He’s gotta charge the prices that he chaaaarge
Cant b out here dancing with the stars
I'm a huge fan but that was the worse justification for being money hungry I've ever heard in my life.
you know i cannot let ma family staaarrveeee
Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts, that’s all the time I’ve got. I’ve gotta get back to playing animal crossing new leaf, on my Nintendo 3DS
😂😂😂😂😂
RUclipsrs: I'll make a Halloween video.
Dunkey: Jesus shirt
Hes special. Protect dunkey at all costs
Clearly, this is scarier
Me: “oh haha funny dunkey this can’t be real”
*looks it up and finds out it’s real*
Me:
Yeah. Really makes you wonder why trying hard is worth anything, don't it?
I looked it up too and I can't even hardly fucking believe it!
I wasn't even going to bother looking it up because obviously its not real. And then I read your comment...
Came here to say this
And there was me thinking Vetements was peak ironic-trash. Nope.
“Ships in 5 to 6 weeks”
It the shirts alone wasn’t enough to make me think this was a joke
And the prices
No its real.
omg I died laughing when I realized these are actual merchs on his website
Yes what the actual fuck, i looked it up too, cant believe its real
same here 🙃
me too, i cant belive that isnt a joke
i had the same reaction listening to the album itself
What? Foreal?
When this video started I genuinely thought these were things he made for the meme..... then reality struck
"That's why I gotta charge the prices that I charrrrrgee"
-black Jesus, king of kings
Your contract has expired
Kang
Kingga
ooooooOOOOOOooooooo BLACK JESUS
F R I C K
Y E A H
Dunkey: "I wanted to give him some of my own designs...so here we have Muscles Jesus"
Kanye Looking Through Binoculars: KIM, WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN!!!
Uiriamu Busujima crazy ass Kanye watching youtube with binoculars, lmao what are you doin Kanye
rar
Kim: how to write. help.
This didn't age well LMAO
”The money’s going to Jesus anyway so it doesn’t matter to me” - Dunkey
1k likes without any comments...this is quite a rare sight
Yes I agree, Kanye is Jesus
Nobody tell him
_"That's why i gotta pay the money that i chaaaarge"_
_-Pac_
Dunkey: Makes shirt
Kanye: *”WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN!”*
He would never be that creative
@@udontknowme00 I should have been more specific. I ment Kanye would never be that creative. Don't think for a second i would be able to insult our lord Dunkey you filthy heathen. Lov U ; )
Alexandre Paiva I lov u too;)
@@sasykins3359 I luv u too, other stranger ^_^. All the luv
@@alexandrepaiva6446 Kanye is pretty creative tbh
9/10
"This merch makes you feel like jesus"
Something for everyone
Your likes make you feel like satan
This is the Dark Souls of Jesus merch
This was actually the first strand type Jesus merch
I was here thinking "Is this supposed to be funny?" until I realize is actual merch... wtf lol
Luxire Alejandro it was funny at first even if I knew it was real
Владимир Пукин I found it funny though??
playactings Yeah me too, I was like wut is going on. And suddenly it was real like wtf.
@Nathan-DTS yeah go to the website url in the video this is all official merch
Of course it’s real it’s Kanye’s best merch and one of the best lines of merch of all time
The confusing part is that most of this "merch" is sold out.
You can do that behind the scenes to make it look like people are buying it. lol
Scalpers are mass buying merch and reselling it at 3x the original price. Artificially limit thE supply
Today's younger generation is infested with swarms of "hype beasts" whose sole drive in life is to buy stupidly expensive clothes. It's a weird, weird trend/cult.
@@jackm1091 ok boomer
@@smith101.9 You used it wrong.
You know Dunkey listened to the album when he’s reciting Kanye’s rhymes. I see you Dunko.
Don't let him get in his zone!
dralithi OH NO HE'S DEFINITELY IN HIS ZONE
Dunkey is a big Kanye fan
I'm impressed Dunkey was even able to see all this merch with that blindfold on.
I'm going to figure this one out. Don't help me.
Marcus Robinson-Johnson It's probably his little brother doing it!
Marcus Robinson-Johnson and his tv isn’t even plugged in
And he wasn’t even trying
And then edit the merch using an USB steering wheel
Really makes you feel like Chick-Fil-A is closed on Sunday.
God damn Christian's wont let me eat chicken when I want
I really felt that one
I had CFA for lunch
damn it
*Chick-fil-Aaaaa* - screams in falsetto
"Don't let me into my zone"
-Two Pack
4 Pac >>>>>
GY
Autozone
This made me *feel* like an overpriced tee shirt
9.5 - IGN and also Jesus.
haha funny like whoring year old joke
Why is this joke always upvoted lol
2:29 when the king is sus 😳
Petition for that last ‘Shadow Jesus’ shirt to become official dunkey merch. Do it, my wallet is waiting
Maximus The Dude mine too
It's $300,000,000,000, I can't afford that!
@@Fidodo then get more money lmao
The only RUclipsr merch that matters
Yeah, I genuinely want to buy these too
Me: Is this an out of season April fool’s joke?
Stretched out pixelated Muscle Chesus: Noooooooooooooooooo
This was the comment that got me
This is the best way to summarize this video
@@inikotheironic5139 to poop
Do you guys not have $200?
Cantor Yakov for what? A brand newApple Watch? Or the merch?
Stretched out Jesus: you can’t afford the merch cuz i gotta charge the prices that i chaaaaaaaaaaaarge, boom, 200billion dollars
Kanye West is quite possibly the greatest shitposter of all time
The best thing about it is he's so delusional he doesn't even know he's shitposting.
you mean his music? I thought it was Vevo when they were bored and wanted to shitpost, they added a song of his.
@@theOrkinman09 no he knows
Jordan Bunnell trust me he knows
@@eligio7907 jeez dude go easy he has bipolar disorder
Idk Dunk, your side project is hands down my favorite. The “shadow Jesus” is a close runner up lol.
When Dunkey started doing remixes, that’s when I realized the clothing designs and the prices in the beginning of the video were real and that the joke hadn’t even started yet. Thank you, Dunkey. Thank you for showing me what we have become.
Same. I thought all the shirts were made by Dunkey in MS Paint. Then I went to Kanye's merch shop and discovered it was all real...
"water in2 whiiiine, who does dat"
"dats jeeeeesus, jeeeesus do dat"
Dice Hazard actually kind of a cool idea that could work
Yeezuz
Water to wine, he's a drink exchanger
TURN THAT POOP INTO WINE
Jeesus, from tha Bahble
The greatest innovation of 2019 thus far:
Stretching beyond the boundaries of a simple t-shirt design
You gotta think outside the shirt
Still cant believe Kanye West made almost 3 thousand accounts just to dislike this video.
Deadass?
Underrated comment
I read this in dunkey's voice and can't stop laughing
as it stands now he has probably became a fan of Dunkey after this haha
Nah he hired dunkey after this. That's how dunkey got hold of his hard drive.
"THAT'S WHY I CHARGE THE MONEY THAT I CHAAAAAAAAARGEEEE"
"THAT'S WHY I CHARGE THE PRICE THAT I CHAAAAARGEEEE"
🙌🏽🔥💯
cinIALVEspO w Bro these are Kanye lyrics
cinIALVEspO w Kanye bootlicker lmao
@@cinialvespow1054 triggered much??
@@memebobs9011 I mean...no one has more bootlickers than Kanye. Dude can apparently do no wrong, musically that is.
@@cinialvespow1054 Sure... He's only charging that much so that his family doesn't starve right? How about he tells that to his wife, and while he's at it he should put a sign at the entrance of his mansion that he's charging as low as he can so as to only scrape by to feed his kids.
I saw this, thought it was a joke until I realised he was on an actual website.
Same how TF people paying for that
@@akillen77 If I knew that I'd be a millionaire
You're kidding...😳
@@curiousmelon7272 All you have to do is make 4 or 5 chart topping records that have a lasting impact on the music industry and pop culture as a whole and there you go people will buy your stuff
Wait the first ones were real? Oh my....
Why this is the official Kanye merch is way beyond me. I guess I can’t appreciate art as much as he can
CPFM designed these shirts based on the Turell designs, but Turrell is actually a good artist unlike CPFM
Flavio Ferreira It was a weird choice to try and replicate an artist who does so much with lighting on a T-shirt.
@@flavioferreira8814 really? I was wondering if it was some sort of meta reference to ms paint art or something
I actually like CPFM, as weird as it is.
@@spacekoalalove search up the James Turrel roden crater, this is what inspired Kanye for a lot of his visuals / designs related to Sunday Service, Yandhi, and Jesus is King
Kanye's new merch looks like one of those evangelical highway billboards.
As a designer, this had me in tears. I can't believe those are real designs for his merch.
You know what will make you sad even more? Some people will actually buy this
@@febbbm2002 It's a shame because if it wasn't so expensive, a ton of people would buy it for the meme.
I know I would.
@@jt2aw15 oh yeah if that is the case, I think I would buy it too
I get what you mean. Like, how could anyone design someone so extraordinary? Praise Jesus!
As a person who has nothing to do with design, this still had me in tears.
"Why be a god when you can be a king."
- Black Jesus
Don’t steal my quote, libtard.
Yeezus*
Eminem
*God
@@branbrannut1061 yes but its opposite.
I thought he was joking but this…
This is real merchandise……I-
Did Kanye actually go this extreme?
@@Irondragon1945 hes found another way to profit off God'Thats extremely dangerous not appropriate whats so ever,dallor sign eyes he has
Ronda Carmack Thanks for the insight, Christian Yoda
You made my day
Who wouldn't want a crusty worn sock
“Sus is king”
-YTP
when the king is sus! 😳
@@misterkunzite328 no
sos
S A U C E
taste the SUS!
"The picture of jesus is over stretched-out, and the font color is offset from the shirt color.
9.5/10, it has a little jesus for everyone."
- IGN
it really makes u FEEL like JEEZUZ!
To much water
@@sledathon typical IGN hacks not knowing the water to wine mechanic. Didn't even mention the bread duplication glitch, smh
It will make u feel like jesus by wearing it
No 7.5/10 too much Jesus
“When I die I want Kanye to sell my image for profit”
-Black Jesus
true it was historically documented
prophet*
Just ignore the fact that Jesus threw Merchants out of a temple through physical violence and this whole situation gets a lot better
"Dat's why I gotta charge the prices dat I chaaaarge"
MasterKcoop dats on gahhhd
"that's why I gotta charge the prices that I charge"
I'm fucking dead dude
I haven't seen this merch before the video. So I thaught that the joke already started at the begginning , but it was an actual merch. Jesus.......
I feel this merch was designed by a newborn baby
Cristian Campos Nah man that’s just high fashion, it always looks like garbage
....is king
Wait what this was real? It looks like a 2008 game design from newgrounds
Is king
I appreciate this dunkey, Kanye cannot let his family starve
I feel like humanity wasn't supposed to continue for this long and now we're just experiencing the kill screen like Pac-man level 256
Doomsday is near time for us to save your asses again
Nah this is just the bonus level we'll be alright.
Oh wait.
This is the Sonic 1 Bonus Level!
We're DOOMED!
Jesus is my thirst trap daddy.
Humans have gone too far and we're in the cultural equivalent of the Far Lands now
The Water-to-Wine t-shirt is amazing.
Kanye: I need some merch that will make people think of Jesus
Designer: Shows merch
Onlookers: Jesus Christ
Kanye: _Perfect_
Your comment is either highly underrated or you stole it from someone.
Damn, I literally laughed out loud. Very loudly too. Underrated comment
Ohhhhhh shitttt that’s his selling point.
surprised pikachu
@@gigi12gigi12 Swear on my yeezys I came up with this one. Wouldn't be surprised if someone has had a similar idea tho
Lmao
he can't let his family starve dunkey whats wrong with u
thats why i gotta charge the prices dat i chaaaaaasrge
ayo i saw you on r/streetwear a couple of times your fits be fire🔥🔥fr
Yo is that NFKRZ?
WAIT THESE ARE REAL W H A T
I came to the comment section trying to figure out if it is or not. I'm not actually willing to check Kanye's site
I thought this was shitty photoshops that Dunkey threw together. Then I went to Kanye's website
I totally thought the first few were fake and then I noticed the address bar on top.
REAL
@@nvr2late666 They're not designed by Kanye. The price is horrible though
“That’s why I charge the money tha I Charrrrrrge, thats why I pay the Money That I oop- &$300 DOLLARS” -Dunkey circa 2019
Bars
Yeah we know we have ears and eyes, we watched the video no need for your subtitles
Religion: "Kanye, you need Jesus in your life"
Kanye:
Kanye said "I think religion needs Kanye in its life"
*Will Smiff
Kanye: "You need Yeezus in your life." [merch drops]
side note: hey anyone watch melon's (afantano) review on his album?
@@atomgripd he really hated on the album, it was a fantastic album
Kanye: *I AM YEEZUS!*
I laugh every time I hear that part of the song now.
“Das’ why I charge the prices dat I charrrrge!”
Ha what a looser listening to his album
Thomas GLover Ye the 🐐 he just doesn’t understand T shirts.
Why are you even listening to those songs though?
@@GnanaPrakash86AP I realized that no matter what, he's still in the industry. this is for the fans he lost when he went apeshit crazy. The real ones see thru this bs
Line was ridiculous to begin with
“THATS WHY I GOTTA-CHARGE-THE PRICES THAT I CHAAAARGE”
“I CAN’T BE OUT HERE DANCING WITH THE STAAAARS”
had to come back for the prices that you chargeeee
So glad to see Skeleton Bones Ghoulie working his way up in the youtube game since he lost all his subscribers, designing merch for one of the greatest christian fashion designers of our time. Imagine how much better it would've looked if he didn't have a blindfold on.
And if he hadn't been using a USB steering wheel
I had it together until “Cheeseus” i lost it
Can I help you find it?
For my money, cheese jesus is better.
I actually thought that dunkey designed all of these holy shit
Wait... This is real?
@@webinatic216 sadly
@@webinatic216 yes but it's not designed by Kanye. Cpfm is short for cactus plant flea market which is the brand and the other one was a designed by Awge which is A$AP mob's brand. They only used the Yeezy garment
@@brens9143 a fellow man of culture
@@TheAirsoft220 why of course 🧐
“Who does that? Das Jesus who did dat from da Bibleeeeeeeeee”
Hey Mr. Droog
“These shirts really make you FEEL like Jesus”
Cringe
@@1232sam u
LMFAO
@Nat Nope, you are just an atheist, I win, bye bye
I've bought a whole set of this collection and lemme tell ya, I really feel like wearing jeezus all the time. Feels like stretched-out jeezus is rubbing against my legs and buttcheeks, like every morning I take a jeezuses' asshole, stretch it out and put my head and arms through it. Feels like when I walk to a pond, my one jesusock is able to walk on water, while my other jesusock is turning it into wine, so the first one cannot walk on it anymore. Buy Jesus.
"Now these shorts were fine, but there wasn't enough of this stretched out Jesus face"
Dunkey, you are truly a genius of fashion design
dunkey's blessed with the midas touch; anything he touches, it turns into *solid gold*
"Sus is king"
-2010 RUclips Poops
SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSS
Broke: laughing at the big bang theory and other sitcoms
Woke: laughing at Dunk and other RUclips content
BESPOKE: laughing at *S U S*
@@PantsMasterPlays
Bespoketh: Laughing at youtube comments.
it gets the joj done
Pingas saus
hey he's running for president, he needs your help Dudley
Dudley
Me: Ha this is hilarious
*Checks Website*
Me: Oh he's fr fr
Did the same thing lol I thought it was a joke
Also same. Holy shit.
it’s hilarious seeing that people are looking at the cpfm merch not seeing the reference to the jesus is king film and seeing how the two circles represent a higher power, and also the fact that cactus plant flea market has always had minimal designs like this. most of kanye’s clothes don’t have designs anyways because kanye focuses on the garment of the clothes themselves, the proportions, stitching, fitment, and material so these minimalistic designs aren’t far fetched with yeezy standards. the awge for jik merch is very flashy because that’s literally awge’s style. and for the prices, yeezy material clothing is extraordinary, on top of that kanye gets 50% of his income taken away due to taxes and another percent of his income he uses it for his church and charities. so the price tag isn’t that crazy for the demographic he has always had.
@@rawgerlopez thank you Kanye, very cool!
Roger or he’s rich and just scamming people for garbage
Photoshop came in 1959
Kanye in 2019:
Opens ms paint
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@robotrip M bro that's gay! And I'm not gay!
Arpit ASAP made it 😂😂😂
Either Kanye has gone absolutely insane, like more insane than he already is or he stopped caring.
he hasn't released a game console... yet.
Why not both?
He knows that people will buy his shit no matter how horrible it is and people who call him out on this give him free advertisement.
All that Trump jizz he's being guzzling has finally taken effect
Almost everything on that site is sold out, that man could sell turds and make profit.
2:29 when the king is sus
Soulja Boy: I'm gonna rip off Nintendo and the entire game industry
Kanye West: Hold my $100 Jesus beer
that's what we in the business call "water"
Pretty sure bad designs aren't comparable to actual prosecutable white collar crime
"Stretched out Jesus" really isnt something I ever thought I would hear in my life haha.
Innocence has left the chat
I knew a guy named Jesus. He got stretched out in prison.
people say it all the time... it's literally what he was doing on the cross? where you been for 2019 years bro?
@@gabrielaguilar1391 😂😂😂 this is why the internet is unchallenged shout out to you and Thundzar
He’s going to destroy the entire economy of China with designs like those.
It's funny cuz chinese hypebeasts are going to buy tons of it
If you could give awards for youtube comments, you'd get one from me.
That's unironically true because Chinese will buy any sort of design that has a word or logo in English.
The depressing thing about this, is that I went to the website and most of this stuff is sold out. Like people actually spent real money on this crap. There is no hope for humanity.
No it was all set up to make it look like it was sold out. It’s not hard to do that when you own the site and merch.
Was only available for 24 hours
Kanye does timed releases. He sells pre-orders for merch for 24hrs or whatever and then closes it down and manufactures the merch. After the timer is up it says 'sold out'.
@@davidsavage519 That... actually is a really smart sales strategy. Get the sales in first and then only manufacture what you need to fill the sales. No being stuck with warehouses full of unsold merch for months that you then have to discount to get rid of.
Also explains the website. Firstly the terrible graphics since the merch doesn't physically exist yet so they are making mockups (like an pre-release videogame "screenshot"), and secondly, since there's no risk of overmanufacturing, they can throw out whatever shoddy designs they want and if there isn't demand, its no big loss; just means they're not making as much money on this batch as they could have.
@@TheSofox Yup. Another thing is that he puts out some bizarre or wildly expensive pieces to get people talking and when they visit the site out of curiousity there's better/cheaper options they wouldnt have known about otherwise.
4:30
Dunkey: "Shadow Jesus"
Everyone in comment section: "you're that ninja..."
You've been playing Super Mario Sunshine haven't you?!
Kept you waiting huh ?
You're pretty good
Say hi to Shadow Jesus for me
"The money's all going to Jesus anyway"
your icon made me think there was a hair on my screen
*yeezus
So thought there was an eyelash on my screen. Blowin my phone like crazy!
You got me
dude change that Icon. u causing trouble for everybody.....
0:00 Lmao, Dunkey is hilarious, even took the time to make shitty MS Paint parody merch.
1:02 Huh, his laugh sounds too legit to be at his own joke. Better read the comments
(after looking at the website) ... *oh.*
Exactly what i did
I saw the URL at the top of his browser and realized he wasn't joking.
I did the same thing
@@LouisArrow2003 $1.02
I am just shocked, especially because people will buy it anyway because of religion and Kanye
maybe you'll get hired for the west 2020 presidential campaign design
Hey at least I'm not the only one who thought that line of merch was literally a joke...
If Jesus was so good, then where is Jesus 2?
I win you lose bye bye.
But black jesus is jesus 2.0
LuxiClickbait don’t worry he’s coming back for the sequel
You clearly don’t know the lore, it is in book adaptation
@@samograj5455 The manga is better
They promised a sequel you dumb dumb
dunkey accidentally making the hardest merch of 2019
2:28
"Sus is king"
Damn Dongo is a visionary, he and Kanye knew about amongus before anyone else
This generation acting like those slang weren't event use before.
2002 shit we talking about here
@@ruinouseffigy8308 nope, never been used before. its a new word created. i know this because i keep track of words, all of them
@@vanillaice1335 Then you’ve probably haven’t played town of salem
"This shirt makes you feel like Jesus, not like Kanye. 1/7" - IGN
It has a little something for everyone
Don’t let me into my zone dunkeygame
Can’t wait for Ye’s new album:
“Velociraptor is King”
you mean Black Jesus?
You mean cheesus?
I haven’t heard a joke like this in a long time
sus is king
Best thing about this video
Gran Turismo 3 soundtrack
God damn right
Please tell me the name. I hope you're talking about the thunder jesus one.
@Ali Hadi Babar "w?"?
My god I taught this was satire
G_Boy who did you teach?
his god
The Holy Groyper is my god
Ummm it still is satire
Dunkey is King - 2019
MajorStar Donkglop is King
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dunkey is kang - 2020 please vote
Charge the price that I chaaaaaarrrgge
-dunkey 2019
Hey! You can’t blame Kanye! His blindfolded brother had the keyboard when he designed this merch!
Skyler Bastion i don’t blame Kanye one bit...but anyone who buys his shit is a mindless sheep looking for clout based on brand.
And he is asleep
He still managed to correctly put a 0 behind every pricetag, tho lol
*"And the Lord said to the disciples, " Come now. See. See the gifts of my son, Yeezus Adidist. He will bestow upon you the gift of salvation. New hope, new shoes, new drip, new colors." - Kanyinians **4:20*