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Комментарии • 402

  • @megawaffle5463
    @megawaffle5463 5 лет назад +1647

    This compilation is too short. Double it!

  • @fabiangonzalez6853
    @fabiangonzalez6853 5 лет назад +642

    As a former student of Georgia public schools, I can confirm that this happened every Friday

    • @gavinhoward9566
      @gavinhoward9566 4 года назад +4

      Cass?

    • @zeroverse6387
      @zeroverse6387 4 года назад +5

      I'm from Georgia and they never tried to rip apart a squid.

    • @kaiserhundkek2531
      @kaiserhundkek2531 4 года назад +21

      zero verse then your not a true Georgian

    • @zeroverse6387
      @zeroverse6387 4 года назад +7

      @@kaiserhundkek2531 nobody eats squid in Georgia. Nobody. N I'm from Lizella the country maybe city people in Atlanta are ripping squids apart for gay pride perhaps

    • @PapaPolak
      @PapaPolak 4 года назад +7

      Atlanta Obviously Ain't Georgia

  • @Anonarchist
    @Anonarchist 6 лет назад +816

    There is no worst of Dan Halen, he can always top himself.

  • @jaxes88
    @jaxes88 5 лет назад +196

    Can't believe you left out "I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT THIS WHOLE PLANT RUNS ON CLEAN BURNING STYROFOAM!"

  • @rob5598
    @rob5598 6 лет назад +375

    Its entirely legitimate scientific fluids. Now, may i remind you, Sheriff!

    • @TheDUDERulez1
      @TheDUDERulez1 6 лет назад +2

      ...what are you?

    • @gulleyfoyle6859
      @gulleyfoyle6859 5 лет назад +2

      @@TheDUDERulez1 He's Dan Halen.

    • @andymcneilly
      @andymcneilly 5 лет назад +4

      Also, here to deliver a message from below, you got a throne waiting for you, Mr. Halen.

  • @nickoooootine
    @nickoooootine 3 года назад +242

    This show is wildly underrated. Early and Dan Halen are hilarious.

    • @rickdeckard1075
      @rickdeckard1075 2 года назад

      uNNddERRraTeeeddDDD

    • @barryblu_space-bar3x
      @barryblu_space-bar3x 2 года назад +4

      People will catch on late. I'm wearing Dan Halen t shirts to help promote....lmao

    • @Lightpaladin720
      @Lightpaladin720 11 месяцев назад

      No this character was bad and controversial. it's because this show was Never good

    • @Patrious_WoW
      @Patrious_WoW 11 месяцев назад

      a show i was glad i grew up with, never knew it kept going, thought it got cancled over a decade ago

    • @nickfranklin717
      @nickfranklin717 11 месяцев назад

      In the name of Georgia public schools 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @humane143imperfection6
    @humane143imperfection6 3 года назад +52

    "A man with no knee's kneels before no man" the greatest quote of our generation and also possibly the greatest contribution.

  • @requestcontainsinvalidargu185
    @requestcontainsinvalidargu185 4 года назад +241

    This voice actor gets major respect from me.

    • @user-oc6xd4ee5l
      @user-oc6xd4ee5l 3 года назад +14

      The narrator did a podcast on marc maron's podcast

    • @ehold6877
      @ehold6877 2 года назад +24

      I always thought he sounded like a pissed off, lunatic Kelsey Grammer..

    • @Single.White.Female
      @Single.White.Female 2 года назад +3

      Lmfao 😂😆😂😆😂😆 I'd marry him.

    • @ehold6877
      @ehold6877 Год назад

      @@MemeMemeson no...becuase I'm not some old fossil.

    • @mvader7188
      @mvader7188 7 месяцев назад +1

      An excellent Orson Welles 😊

  • @ErwinSchrodinger64
    @ErwinSchrodinger64 3 года назад +92

    OMG! I've watched this, at least, a 100 times and I just realized Dan Halen tells the freak chicken, at 2:27 min/sec, "Defecate your own to-go box!" I haven't stopped laughing. Dear all that is unholy, Dan Halen is the greatest villain ever. The personification of pure evil.

    • @klokateer4372
      @klokateer4372 3 года назад +7

      Probably the best line in the entirety of Adult Swim

    • @iceboy8643
      @iceboy8643 2 года назад

      “Science, you cheap whore”

    • @conanthegreat4418
      @conanthegreat4418 Год назад +3

      The funniest thing about his voice is that its mimicking Orson Welles!

  • @wyattwanders
    @wyattwanders 5 лет назад +114

    "So I used to be a transvestite cabaret host...you have a point with this?"

  • @efilwv1635
    @efilwv1635 3 года назад +67

    Little did Hitler know, he would someday be featured on a surrealist cartoon 😂

  • @baz5042
    @baz5042 3 года назад +58

    Dan Halen’s VA gave it everything he has and it makes it perfect.

  • @hdudidi
    @hdudidi 5 лет назад +75

    “We belonged to the same gym”
    😂😂😂

  • @Cazz8203
    @Cazz8203 5 лет назад +278

    The worst of Dan halen? Well, if genetically engineering chickens to have more wings so less chickens have to die in order to deed us, is wrong, then I don't wanna know what's right

    • @tywilliamson9421
      @tywilliamson9421 5 лет назад +9

      Fuck them 🐣 chickens

    • @Lorgar64
      @Lorgar64 5 лет назад +12

      @Jimmy Strudel Also it was meant to be eaten alive.

    • @Lorgar64
      @Lorgar64 5 лет назад +12

      @Jimmy Strudel Well how is it meant to defecate its own to-go box if it's dead?

    • @Lorgar64
      @Lorgar64 5 лет назад +6

      @Jimmy Strudel And my point was it's more convenient for the consumer. How did I not see this before, this is a completely untapped consumer interest!
      If you'll excuse me, I'm going to invest in a deliciously terrible crime against nature. I can almost taste the barbeque sauce...

    • @dott23
      @dott23 4 года назад +8

      Also they are nothing but upfront about the tumors, might I add. It's on the back of the kids menu.

  • @davidcase8635
    @davidcase8635 4 года назад +50

    What the Hell kind of creature is Dan Halen? A living testacle?!

    • @syjaequiros
      @syjaequiros 2 года назад +6

      😭😭😭😭😭

    • @buglover88
      @buglover88 Год назад +4

      he kind of looks like a strange furby

    • @dickjohnson9582
      @dickjohnson9582 Год назад +3

      I always thought he was an orangutan

    • @Air_Serpent
      @Air_Serpent Год назад +5

      In the fandom Wikia they put in his species: "Strange, immortal incarnation of evil, hedgehog/sasquatch creature"

    • @C00lGuy27-c3w
      @C00lGuy27-c3w 6 месяцев назад +1

      With FEET! FESTICLE!

  • @GrandCondemned
    @GrandCondemned 6 лет назад +113

    Super Goliath! Ultra Goliath!

    • @1010ryuzaki
      @1010ryuzaki 5 лет назад +15

      IN THE NAME OF GEORGIA PUBLIC SCHOOLS! *TEAR. HER. TO. BITS!*

    • @ianfinrir8724
      @ianfinrir8724 4 года назад +3

      Knick...knick her with the scissors

    • @GrandCondemned
      @GrandCondemned 4 года назад +2

      Frame out the harlot.

    • @Tanzenergise
      @Tanzenergise 5 месяцев назад +1

      granted the creature is elastic and i didn't forsee that one!

  • @davidthedustyhampton690
    @davidthedustyhampton690 6 лет назад +66

    Defecate your own to-go box!!!!

  • @digitalgrandson9863
    @digitalgrandson9863 4 года назад +57

    Dan Halen is one of the best mad men of our time

  • @cherrysimpson5432
    @cherrysimpson5432 4 года назад +15

    I have a strange awe of Dan Halen while simultaneously knowing he would probably throw me in a cellar.

    • @tmseh
      @tmseh 4 года назад +5

      Not just any cellar.
      *ULTRACELLAR!*
      You will be his ultimate test subject!

  • @1N2themystic
    @1N2themystic Год назад +17

    I just realized that the doctor is voiced by the same guy who does Charles Ofdensen in Metalocalypse.

  • @FunvoltGunvolt
    @FunvoltGunvolt 2 года назад +14

    I love how his mouth occasionally goes
    (: |__________| )

  • @multigatawny5204
    @multigatawny5204 3 года назад +28

    Dan Halen deserves his own series.

  • @Slap_ahoe_texas
    @Slap_ahoe_texas 3 года назад +19

    "That urine is screened visually" 😂😂😂

  • @Thephinxst
    @Thephinxst 6 лет назад +26

    I always remember seeing Squidbillies on in the middle of the morning, thinking Dan was like Fraiser.

  • @TacoSallust
    @TacoSallust 6 лет назад +40

    "Christ on His throne!" I use that one a lot.

  • @ehold6877
    @ehold6877 Год назад +4

    So I did the "double it" math. Technically that chicken should have 1024 legs...🤣🤣🤣

  • @bobothehobo420
    @bobothehobo420 4 года назад +30

    One of the best animated characters of all time. Dude cracks me up every time.

  • @bombabombom3603
    @bombabombom3603 6 лет назад +29

    I just realized that he looks like a shaved Captain Caveman with a bitchin' mullet, and considering adult swim is known for maturing Hanna-Barbera cartoon characters, I wouldn't think I'm far off the deep end here.

    • @christopherpeninger324
      @christopherpeninger324 4 года назад +1

      No, he's a large single Testicle with a mullet. Hence no pants because he lacks genitalia. The Dr. is a shaped like a Banana and the Reverend an Onion because one of the original creators was a Produce Guy for years.

    • @Kaito57
      @Kaito57 Год назад

      ... OH MY GOD, IT’S ACTUALLY COMPLETELY POSSIBLE !!!

  • @nathanleviste3896
    @nathanleviste3896 6 лет назад +117

    4:22 You think Cartman’s nazi act is bad, wait till you see this.

  • @tommy1138
    @tommy1138 6 лет назад +41

    Did anyone else ever notice that Dan Halen sounds exactly like Orson Welles?

    • @20carrocks
      @20carrocks 5 лет назад +12

      Kelsey Grammar

    • @RingoandCarlin
      @RingoandCarlin 5 лет назад +6

      I thought he sounded alot like Kelsey Grammer

  • @romantisanon4647
    @romantisanon4647 2 года назад +13

    Not only is Dan Halen one of my favorite Squidbillies characters, he’s one of my favorite characters on the entire network

  • @alexanderarkum4793
    @alexanderarkum4793 3 года назад +11

    Using cutting edge science just to make more wings on a chicken for food is definitely a Georgia thing to do

  • @derekarmstrong3590
    @derekarmstrong3590 Год назад +6

    “In the name of Georgia Public Schools…” 😂

  • @alexscott730
    @alexscott730 4 года назад +18

    This beak is taking up MEAT SPACE.

    • @isaiahwalking
      @isaiahwalking 3 года назад +2

      I thought it was going to uhh... vomit up ranch dressing?

  • @Skonkgasm
    @Skonkgasm 4 года назад +8

    "Too raw! *DOUBLE IT* "
    So... double the rawness?

  • @SrChr778
    @SrChr778 5 лет назад +18

    Dan Halen, Overlord of Depravity since god knows when.

  • @keeperofthecheese
    @keeperofthecheese 4 года назад +12

    I pissed myself at "nick her with the scissors" XD

  • @thomasspitaletto5341
    @thomasspitaletto5341 5 лет назад +21

    This show is so underrated

  • @20carrocks
    @20carrocks 5 лет назад +8

    They should get Kelsey Grammar to do a live script read of Dan Halen.

  • @josephclark2570
    @josephclark2570 2 года назад +4

    That doctors voice is Brendon Small!!

  • @imperatorvult
    @imperatorvult 5 лет назад +10

    bleu cheese?! YOU HAVE CREATED A MONSTER.

  • @crimsondynamo615
    @crimsondynamo615 5 лет назад +9

    Looks like Dan Halen agrees with Joey Diaz that wings should be served with blue cheese

  • @jeffcard1A
    @jeffcard1A 5 лет назад +13

    pimp your muffin top today. words to live by.

  • @bluntman305
    @bluntman305 6 лет назад +29

    Dude what sad is i know people who look like dan halen 😂

  • @ElevenDollarCheese
    @ElevenDollarCheese 5 лет назад +5

    You have an estimated net worth of over 5 billion dollars, "ah weh."

  • @willferrel6896
    @willferrel6896 5 лет назад +9

    now deficate your own to-go box

  • @goliath1179
    @goliath1179 3 года назад +5

    It’s amazing Dan Helen didn’t develop any tumors after eating the “chicken”

  • @megastoejoe
    @megastoejoe 3 года назад +2

    The man is a saint in disguise. There is nothing he can do wrong... now can I take this necklace off?

  • @phatzillaii9792
    @phatzillaii9792 4 года назад +6

    I have a theory that Dan is actually the devil disguised as a human. I mean, he HAS been around when humans discovered fire and such

    • @williamroberts2878
      @williamroberts2878 2 года назад

      He is definitely devil-adjacent. In the episode "Pile M for Murder" he sort of goes through a devil puberty - a tail sprouts and he grows horns, and he starts hearing a voice which leads him to start construction of "Mount Murder". He's existed since the beginning of time yet he has a mother. However, he's never interacted with the Squid Devil and the voice he hears is distinctly NOT the Squid Devil.

  • @Crimson_Sun2486
    @Crimson_Sun2486 2 года назад +2

    "Now, sublime creature...
    *DEFICATE YOUR OWN TO-GO BOX!"*

  • @DetectorCliche
    @DetectorCliche 4 года назад +4

    1:27 I think the real question there is, is that Charles Offdenson I'm hearing?
    Is anyone else curious to know what it would sound like if Dan Halen sang Be Prepared from Lion King?

  • @JagoShogun
    @JagoShogun Год назад +1

    I swear im going to make "DOUBLE IT" the new MOAR or "MORE" meme from Kylo lmfao

  • @califaern3sto
    @califaern3sto 4 года назад +2

    You will not see anything of anything! -Dan Halen

  • @HC-cb4yp
    @HC-cb4yp 2 года назад +2

    "So I used to be a transvestite cabaret host. Do you have a point... with this?" If I had a dollar for every time I've said that...

  • @jerryhenson3916
    @jerryhenson3916 3 года назад +4

    3:41 gets me every time.

  • @codytrail6791
    @codytrail6791 3 года назад +2

    Anybody else realize Dan Halen is supposed to resemble Randall Flagg from Stephen King's The Stand?

  • @20carrocks
    @20carrocks 5 лет назад +10

    Kelsey Grammar

  • @coreytrevor1920
    @coreytrevor1920 4 года назад +6

    I was having a bad day today and this just fixed it. I love this show so much

  • @steveairport
    @steveairport 5 лет назад +6

    0:12 Does Sesquiseptuagenarian mean that Granny is 105 years old?

  • @seemoretoys5944
    @seemoretoys5944 6 лет назад +15

    Dan Halen for President in 2020!

  • @WickedFireBird69
    @WickedFireBird69 4 года назад +4

    Just once in my life I want to actually use the line "so I used to be a transvestite Cabaret host do you have a point with this?" In normal conversation.

  • @gregorychew3560
    @gregorychew3560 2 года назад +2

    Taste the chain! Again and again, until he was beyond tasting anything.

  • @AndroidSunner
    @AndroidSunner 3 года назад +6

    I swear dan’s mouth animation just somehow reminds me of Meatcanyon

  • @Platinum_Baskets
    @Platinum_Baskets 5 лет назад +4

    Defecate your own to-go box!

  • @klokateer4372
    @klokateer4372 3 года назад +1

    "Pimp your muffin top today! , you know i have"

  • @fauxpaspaw4022
    @fauxpaspaw4022 2 года назад +1

    In the name of Georgia public schools…I use that for so many things now

  • @artgoober
    @artgoober 5 месяцев назад

    "Lets not throw the baby out without the imported chinese wold piss" is one hell of a sentence 😂😂😂

  • @immortanjoe9362
    @immortanjoe9362 4 года назад +4

    Now sublime creature......DEFECATE YOUR OWN TO-GO BOX!

    • @klokateer4372
      @klokateer4372 3 года назад +1

      My father says that line almost perfectly lol

  • @gman6081
    @gman6081 2 года назад +2

    I don't know about y'all......but I think that Steve Bannon is Dan Halen incarnate.

  • @curiouscornucopia8957
    @curiouscornucopia8957 5 лет назад +6

    Dan Halen is my spirit animal

  • @Moe_Lester_fromUptwn
    @Moe_Lester_fromUptwn 4 года назад +2

    Doctor sounds like that Dethklok lawyer/accountant/bodyguard/voice of reason guy....

  • @atlas4789
    @atlas4789 5 лет назад +3

    Who willingly ruins things with blue cheese???

  • @hunterton4310
    @hunterton4310 5 лет назад +7

    I would say this is the best of dan Halen

  • @onlydans8849
    @onlydans8849 3 года назад +3

    You'll never get away with this. Damn it, they will
    Can someone please tell me which episode the above quote is from! I heard it over 10 years ago and have gotten as far as finding out it was from this show.

    • @sethwick8348
      @sethwick8348 2 года назад +2

      I believe that's Flight of the Deep Fried Pine Booby, season 3 episode 15

  • @baghunter9753
    @baghunter9753 Год назад +2

    I remember watching this show with my sister.

  • @iHusk
    @iHusk 2 года назад +1

    Best villain in television history

  • @jasmineh3587
    @jasmineh3587 6 лет назад +23

    ultra Goliath

  • @spencernation7847
    @spencernation7847 3 года назад +3

    A god among mere North Georgia mortals.

  • @efilwv1635
    @efilwv1635 6 лет назад +66

    Whoever doesn’t absolutely love this show is stupid

    • @Cazz8203
      @Cazz8203 5 лет назад +3

      Truth

    • @MrLandry2010
      @MrLandry2010 5 лет назад +1

      Love this show! I lived in Atlanta 24 years not far from Douglas county the county they make fun of.

  • @stephensuddick274
    @stephensuddick274 3 года назад +4

    Dan Halen is the greatest animated character of all time!!!

  • @Bawgle
    @Bawgle 5 лет назад +2

    That scientist looks like the Banana Grabber

  • @trevortuominen8233
    @trevortuominen8233 Год назад +2

    Todd Hanson is perfect as Dan Halen.

  • @PMntheAM
    @PMntheAM 2 года назад +1

    This is definitely not long enough

  • @mvader7188
    @mvader7188 4 месяца назад

    I believe that from the moment I saw "Wing Nut", I've blocked out the fact they are tearing apart a living creature😊

  • @razorburn645
    @razorburn645 4 года назад +4

    I bet he's friends with Carl the Lama.

  • @agapelovebomb7208
    @agapelovebomb7208 8 месяцев назад

    Granted, the creature is elastic, and I didn't foresee that.

  • @jackhaunts6633
    @jackhaunts6633 2 года назад +1

    What was granny squid saying before getting pulled by the Goliaths?

  • @FrostSoul-qs6kq
    @FrostSoul-qs6kq 3 года назад +1

    GRANTED THE CREATURES ELASTIC ... I DIDN'T ACCOUNT FOR THAT ...

  • @ericpanissidi6761
    @ericpanissidi6761 4 года назад +4

    My hillbilly buddy asked me to turn the channel.he was getting homesick

  • @Omahamaho
    @Omahamaho Год назад

    god I love this show, I would've loved to of sat in on the writing sessions
    "what should the other monster truck look like"
    "uhh a fucking gibson explorer"
    "sounds awesome get to work drawing it"

  • @tacticalmattfoley
    @tacticalmattfoley Год назад

    "Double it" is a meme that needs to exist....

  • @oceanblueheart1472
    @oceanblueheart1472 4 года назад +2

    Ever since I Watched this Crazy Upside Down Southern Show. I must admit it helped me understand all about White Georgians and the rest of the Old Ex Confederate Cult.

  • @KaidenAT
    @KaidenAT 4 года назад +3

    i love this show so much

  • @ainsleyharriot6060
    @ainsleyharriot6060 5 лет назад +6

    "Worst"

  • @madmoran1029
    @madmoran1029 3 года назад +2

    Dear Georgians who are products of the public school system. I find your culture oddly fascinating and am grateful I live very very far away. We have much to learn from your culture

  • @SM-ok3sz
    @SM-ok3sz 2 года назад +2

    1:01 Dan uses his N-word pass

  • @jeffcard1A
    @jeffcard1A 4 года назад +2

    i could get disbarred for this. that's what they do, right? to people who say they're doctors.

  • @ashkash8686
    @ashkash8686 3 года назад +1

    SUPER GOLIATH!? ULTRA GOLIATH!?

  • @imatroll5611
    @imatroll5611 4 года назад +2

    I dont know why but I love his voice

  • @Dm3qXY
    @Dm3qXY 7 лет назад +29

    what episode is the one with the genetic engineering?

    • @slacknhash
      @slacknhash 6 лет назад +6

      'Wing Nut'. It's in season 3.

    • @Dm3qXY
      @Dm3qXY 6 лет назад +1

      thank you

    • @colleendito2046
      @colleendito2046 6 лет назад +2

      I like the one where he pushes the whore in the particle accelerator. And than throws his father in for good measure. What a dick