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  • @reneefongg
    @reneefongg 3 года назад +1114

    Dino => MuhydDin
    Takut tak tahu jawab => Muhydin is not in parliament sesi petang, MPs assumed he is afraid to answer
    Ram=> Ramkarpal
    Min chai => Azmin Ali
    Bawa chart => Azmin bring placard, and the placard "tak jelas"
    No credit samseng => There's a guy viral recently no wear mask buying nasi lemak one
    Boy disturbing uncle => Syed Saddiq kutip derma recently to fund his bail
    Emergency meeting habis => there's a commotion asking why the darurat thingy ends didnt announce earlier during 21 July 2021

    • @siewyongkhow1064
      @siewyongkhow1064 3 года назад +11

      who is long hilmi?

    • @timothywan4961
      @timothywan4961 3 года назад +21

      Speaker miss out...

    • @helmi8962
      @helmi8962 3 года назад +73

      @@siewyongkhow1064 long hilmi is that MP pas that twist the words, tak mengaku kerajaan gagal tapi kerajaan yang belum berjaya. F to the mp🤣

    • @minkuanlau1
      @minkuanlau1 3 года назад +4

      Helmi siapa???

    • @helmi8962
      @helmi8962 3 года назад +4

      @@minkuanlau1 dont know haha

  • @hasefayman5749
    @hasefayman5749 3 года назад +76

    Tengok parlimen takpaham❎
    Tengok parlimen Douglas baru paham✅

  • @alanchoongycify
    @alanchoongycify 3 года назад +538

    Douglas. Watching you is better than watching the parliament proceedings

    • @thepirate4262
      @thepirate4262 3 года назад +8

      Parliament proceedings? /s

    • @elbowstancenow1519
      @elbowstancenow1519 3 года назад +7

      What procedings?

    • @arcafit
      @arcafit 3 года назад +5

      ya wei sooo funny man!

    • @kelvinchan3826
      @kelvinchan3826 3 года назад +3

      He needs the parliament to have materials so yes please more parliament

    • @kevinxodemonth
      @kevinxodemonth 3 года назад +7

      Eh no la, Douglas is good... but not THAT good. Our politicians are The Comedians. Douglas just standing on the shoulders of those giants...

  • @rozienisa8060
    @rozienisa8060 3 года назад +16

    Sepupu saya pun cakap kat saya mesyuarat dewan rakyat di parlimen dah macam mesyuarat kongsi gelap.Lepas 1 hari lepas tu.Betui betui dounglas buat lawak macam tu.Memang best betui🤭🤭🤭

  • @123-b7b4c
    @123-b7b4c 3 года назад +24

    “You tak bodoh, you cuma belum guna otak.” Damn, this is so good.

  • @muhammadkhairi1174
    @muhammadkhairi1174 3 года назад +48

    Doulag Lim is the only youtube video I like before even watching it. What a phenomenon!

  • @user-cb3lx2kk4w
    @user-cb3lx2kk4w 3 года назад +34

    pasal cirit cakap, darurat habis tak umum. Inilah contoh pemimpin yg berjaya

  • @simplybeauty2730
    @simplybeauty2730 3 года назад +414

    This Douglas guy is seriously a genius 😂😂spot on to the latest most stupid issue in Malaysia ..siapa makan cili, dia yang rasa pedas

  • @christopherchoong
    @christopherchoong 3 года назад +282

    I didn't fail.. i haven't succeed yet,.
    Will use this for my performance appraisal.. hahaha

  • @haniaj2023
    @haniaj2023 3 года назад +3

    Just read about ur new job in fly.fm....happy for you. All the best!!!! But don't abandon us from utube haaaa..

  • @RayMak
    @RayMak 3 года назад +63

    Lollllll best

  • @huneymoney9408
    @huneymoney9408 3 года назад +9

    kalau boleh, mohon buat weekly news update.. byk sgt fake news n sometimes xleh caye mainstream media.. douglas lim lebih dipercayai..

  • @shaq9810
    @shaq9810 3 года назад +3

    Kita bukan gagal, kita belum berjaya. Kita bukan bodoh, kita belum guna otak - Douglas Lim, 2021

  • @suriamalar328
    @suriamalar328 3 года назад +14

    These are the voyages of Douglas Lim. To boldly go where no comedians have gone before. 😁

  • @auliarahmanmohdnasir6028
    @auliarahmanmohdnasir6028 3 года назад +15

    Hahahaha.. terbaik la Taiko.. you nailed it. Kau hentam je dieorang ni lagi.. semua kayu + mangkak.

  • @SP-Steel
    @SP-Steel 3 года назад +19

    1 week of Malaysian news summarised in a 5 minute video. Who needs bulletin utama when we have the 5 minute bulletin Douglas. Kipidap!

  • @sirithevi5936
    @sirithevi5936 3 года назад +7

    He covered all the issues in a single video. Genius !!!

  • @coffeelover29
    @coffeelover29 3 года назад +9

    He deserves more subscribers and viewers.....

  • @bernadron960
    @bernadron960 3 года назад +48

    Hahaha. Good one Douglas. 1000 times better than watching Parliment debating macam circus

  • @akmalghazalli4627
    @akmalghazalli4627 3 года назад +6

    Seminggu punya kejadian, Douglas Lim buat dalam masa 5 minit ja. 🤣🤣
    Nice job sir.

  • @audreyng3249
    @audreyng3249 3 года назад +8

    Thanks for the laughs. You deserve an award for being the best malaysian comedian🤣.

  • @jessicamorris8372
    @jessicamorris8372 3 года назад +2

    Douglas hilarious and genius la ko..you never disappoint your subscribers :)

  • @shafiqrashid2010
    @shafiqrashid2010 3 года назад +27

    I am not fully updated about the parliament meetings happening during the daytime. So i sit and relax at 8pm infront of the screen and watch my daily dose of... the Doughlas Lim News. Really reliable and straight to the point.. well kinda hahahahahahhaha nice!!!

    • @tka3
      @tka3 3 года назад +1

      Hours of parliament and 2 days of news condensed into minutes, couldn't ask for more

    • @samshah7628
      @samshah7628 3 года назад

      @@tka3 yup summary

    • @shafiqrashid2010
      @shafiqrashid2010 3 года назад

      Doughlas Lim Breaking News. Reliable, and with jokes!

  • @NashTheGreat
    @NashTheGreat 3 года назад +67

    Douglas memang durian runtuh musim parlimen ni... Material masuk berlimpah2

  • @atikahrostam5778
    @atikahrostam5778 3 года назад +4

    OMG!!!!! he's using the police party incident with The Police's song.. what a genius!! 😂😂😂😂

  • @BoonTeikLow
    @BoonTeikLow 3 года назад +61

    Finally, after waiting so long. Finally can release stress sambil tengok DL video troll politik

  • @arthurleong
    @arthurleong 3 года назад +27

    LOL! I really love this guy! He's a real genius and knows how to make fun of all current events in the country. Just too bad that people who don't know what's going on will not understand his jokes but those that do will find his jokes so incredibly witty.
    Keep it up, Douglas! You really make my day ...

  • @senchiewsaw9809
    @senchiewsaw9809 3 года назад +1

    The Speaker really don’t have backbone… hahahaha really true.. Nice illustration…

  • @rickthelearner5631
    @rickthelearner5631 3 года назад +72

    Hahhaaa... Douglas Lim never fails to deliver...

  • @ChrisanneChin
    @ChrisanneChin 3 года назад +17

    Douglas, you watched the ENTIRE Parliamentary proceedings on Monday ah? Respect!! This is one TOP TOP TOP FORM Wei! So good! Simply GENIUS!

  • @Sharenbless
    @Sharenbless 3 года назад +8

    Humour that speaks volumes. Brilliant! Thank you for helping ease the 'painful reality'. Stay safe and sane!! God Bless Malaysia.

  • @ahmei7249
    @ahmei7249 3 года назад +7

    Memang pandai la lu Douglas ! Lawak tapi bermakna! Very hard to make it 2 in 1! Bravo 👏🏼 n many thanks ! Make this dark world with sparkling light!

  • @PakuPakiss
    @PakuPakiss 3 года назад +10

    After watching DL's clips, then baru I akan carikan berita. hahaha

  • @zarina5052
    @zarina5052 3 года назад +48

    Spot on Doug. Awesome!!! When are you going to have a virtual show? Me and the gang don't mind paying for a good laugh.

  • @wieykhiangtang5226
    @wieykhiangtang5226 3 года назад +21

    Many may missed the last Punch line which I think it's brilliant from DL!
    He is singing the song "Every Breath you take," by a group called The Police !
    This is hinting 8 policemen were caught disco with ketum inside Balai Polis Kajang!!!
    Hahaha, just brilliant!

  • @shamminnie2487
    @shamminnie2487 3 года назад +10

    Douglas! So funny!!! Hahahaha... Pergi balai to karaoke! 🤣🤣🤣 Thanks for making us laugh... It cheers up our life. Keep it up.

  • @amandawinfrey
    @amandawinfrey 3 года назад +5

    DOUGLAS LIM....😂 #TIDAKPERNAHMENGECEWAKAN 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎊🎊👍👍👍👏👏👏👏👏👏🥇🏆

  • @nurulazlinaaman7651
    @nurulazlinaaman7651 3 года назад +11

    Ku ingat dlm minggu depan die upload videos sbg highlights or summary utk sidang parlimen minggu ni. Maklumla "banyak" material. Sekali die bagi hari ni. Sekali die sapu last sekali dgn karaoke 🤣🤣🤣

    • @hiemengsu4533
      @hiemengsu4533 3 года назад

      I don't understand his joke actually. But his jokes make me wanted to follow the current affair

  • @izzatihassan1475
    @izzatihassan1475 3 года назад +9

    Sadiq pun kena juga 😂😂😂

  • @azzamjalil9755
    @azzamjalil9755 3 года назад +2

    This is so hilarious .....you are indeed great....

  • @stephenchan7148
    @stephenchan7148 3 года назад +4

    Thanks Douglas, you have add in more fun on our funny ministers. With your back up, our shows in Malaysia wouldn't be better. Good jobs Bro..

  • @mridzuanl
    @mridzuanl 3 года назад +43

    Lol. Expert “gambar Tak jelas”. Nice one

    • @michaelyap6
      @michaelyap6 3 года назад +2

      Nasib cakap gambar ... kalau video yg tak jelas .. hahaha

  • @FinaTeh
    @FinaTeh 3 года назад +64

    it's not just the current topic but your acting is what makes me laugh. even if i don't understand any of it, it'll still be hilarious to me. thanks for cheering us.

  • @mengpao86
    @mengpao86 3 года назад +6

    Omg this is the best one so far

  • @shanhuayc
    @shanhuayc 3 года назад +6

    I bet it wasn't easy to write this kind of good skit ! Good job dude !!!

  • @nabilzara7636
    @nabilzara7636 3 года назад +24

    Parlimen 5 hari..so ur meeting pon 5 hari oooo...KITA RAKYAT MAU TENGOK UR MEETING TAU...5 HARI TAU. U JGN MAIN2 ARRRR... NANTI KITA HANTAM U KAW2 OOOOO... 😂😂😂 all the BEST BRO.... KIPIDAP. #LTL.

  • @calvin_dabos
    @calvin_dabos 3 года назад +7

    Thanks a lot for these videos douglas
    As a Malaysian studying in Taiwan it's a great way for me to catch up to local news

  • @melanselm9159
    @melanselm9159 3 года назад +3

    you are an absolute GENIUS la! Thank you for making this lockdown bearable!

  • @faresz_K
    @faresz_K 3 года назад +16

    Min chai memang expert gambar tak jelas 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @bro.shahproduction6880
    @bro.shahproduction6880 3 года назад +2

    The Best bro...kipidap bro...hilang boring terkurung aku ni bila tengok ko ....nak lagi..nak lagi ..👍👍👍👍👍

  • @sue7014
    @sue7014 3 года назад +18

    Tks Douglas was waiting when your video would be out. Watching this at least makes me laugh instead of the actual one that makes my blood pressure go up.

  • @jackycalm6934
    @jackycalm6934 3 года назад +5

    Doug! You make my day & night with your play of words. Keep 'em coming!

  • @johngalactus4014
    @johngalactus4014 3 года назад +13

    This is the BEST one yet. No one left untouched, and how it was done so seemlessly is Incredible! 😆😂

  • @azaharisahak450
    @azaharisahak450 3 года назад +2

    respect la bro Douglas Lim.. so superb and brilliant ideas...

  • @ishankar60
    @ishankar60 3 года назад +3

    Hope the people concerned have some courage to admit their errors and "Insaf".... B4 it's too late.... May God help the citizens and this beautiful country. Thank you bro DL for the wonderful awakening message. God Bless.

  • @ramsurv1
    @ramsurv1 3 года назад +2

    Very entertaining 👏 well done bro!! Hope to watch more of your real humour!!:))

  • @seowchow2166
    @seowchow2166 3 года назад +8

    Brilliant!Many thanks to Douglas Lim for keeping us sane

  • @tklim0
    @tklim0 3 года назад +1

    hahahaa...tengok banyak kali , baru nampak ini kongsi gelap eric tsang from the movie internal affair

  • @juzzirbians2240
    @juzzirbians2240 3 года назад +6

    Tak pernah mengecewakan Doug..

  • @razharim4918
    @razharim4918 3 года назад +2

    You are damn funny bro, im your fan since kopitiam series..keep it up bro

  • @CarolFungTrainer
    @CarolFungTrainer 3 года назад +6

    Brilliant script all the time. Best entertainment while we try to stay sane at home. Humor at its best. Well done #douglaslim #lawakbodoh.

  • @natalieyong7406
    @natalieyong7406 3 года назад +1

    Yes ! subscribed long ago, and also 👍👍👍 . Thanks ahh.

  • @sivx17
    @sivx17 3 года назад +100

    Does Assmin realise each mp got a screen in front of them which he can simply show a soft copy of his 'chart'. Not bringing an actually physical copy and expect them to have superhuman vision to read it from afar. No wonder this #KerajaanGagal teruk.

    • @100vinceleem
      @100vinceleem 3 года назад +10

      This is called wayang. Nak tunjuk kat rakyat dia berkerja

    • @sivx17
      @sivx17 3 года назад +9

      ​@@100vinceleem Wayang also at least have some basic common sense.

    • @namyrmya
      @namyrmya 3 года назад +6

      Dia siap upload the chart on Twitter, tag some MPs, but mute reply. PNakut 🤣🤣

    • @creditbrunch
      @creditbrunch 3 года назад +5

      Most hated politician 2021

    • @kuroneko3819
      @kuroneko3819 3 года назад +2

      Mesti tunjuk maa.. balik holiday

  • @sitisamsudddin128
    @sitisamsudddin128 3 года назад +1

    The boy with chart and lisping 's'... Hahaha, u jahat la Douglas😆😆

  • @rambajalin8404
    @rambajalin8404 3 года назад +18

    You absolute brilliant.. really got the punchline

  • @michaelloh5011
    @michaelloh5011 3 года назад

    Fuuuh, U buat operasi besar-besar hantar pekerja duduk di Klang dari PJ, sampai sekarang tak dengar apa-apa siaran. Hebatlah lu punya kongsi HIDE.

  • @shi542
    @shi542 3 года назад +3

    Sesi kongsi gelap ini lebih 'bertamadun' & bertatasusila berbanding meeting sebenar. Yang lagi satu tu: sarkas pun kalah, mungkin next sebelum sesi mula kena minta mereka baca rukun negara ( harap mereka mungkin akan ikut kenyataan terakhir );- kena belajar mengenai sopan... tatasusila....

  • @straitsoftiran2156
    @straitsoftiran2156 3 года назад +1

    Tengkiu for making us laugh Douglas..

  • @1031115355
    @1031115355 3 года назад +4

    Another brilliant video... DL never fails to deliver! 👏

  • @peterwong8499
    @peterwong8499 3 года назад +2

    Thks for bashing that nasi lemak man. LOL! Spot on to the point.

  • @sukahariraya123
    @sukahariraya123 3 года назад +79

    Watching DL show means watch at least 2 times in order to laugh louder....

  • @ariffzamell
    @ariffzamell 3 года назад

    Genius punya lawak. I ingt u jdi juri MLM sbut psl META.. now i know it.. bravo douglas lim...
    "Karoke kt balai.." 🤣🤣🤣
    Siapa biasa masuk lokap tahu lah ini hal sudah lama berlaku

  • @ncy1166
    @ncy1166 3 года назад +3

    after what happened today, eager to see your next video covid in the Parliament!!!

  • @centslouis
    @centslouis 3 года назад +1

    this one power!, love from Sarawak, really enjoi it.. keep it up. your comic power!

  • @faizsathiabdullah5204
    @faizsathiabdullah5204 3 года назад +5

    Simply genius, bro...putting it all together!

  • @roseballerine4395
    @roseballerine4395 3 года назад +1

    Congrats on your new appointment in Fly FM

  • @jonathanwooshengyi
    @jonathanwooshengyi 3 года назад +12

    The speed and efficiency you come up with videos…. #douglas4pm

  • @marfauzamatjusoh8198
    @marfauzamatjusoh8198 3 года назад

    Powerlah Douglas. Semua pemimpin mcm dah useless. Rakyat tetap susah jugak. Terbaik & menghiburkan.

  • @MrHarjeetDhaliwal
    @MrHarjeetDhaliwal 3 года назад +5

    Thanks Douglas for enlightening us on the yesterday's parliamentary ruckus!

  • @linlin9921
    @linlin9921 3 года назад +1

    pure Malaysian comedic gold 👌🥇

  • @tinock7478
    @tinock7478 3 года назад +42

    His political jokes are for those who follow the daily political news constantly, otherwise you may not be able to read between the lines. We understand that he can't be too obvious with the character, you know lah politicians here are good in sueing once they got embarrassed.

  • @lordoftheringlordofthering4077
    @lordoftheringlordofthering4077 3 года назад +2

    I love this guys..Another comedian genius.

  • @mueffe1357
    @mueffe1357 3 года назад +69

    Today's skit has a lot of oomph. I'm worried if the 5 days worth of materails is enough to satisfy Malaysian appetite for quality comedy. Keep em commming.

  • @happynewyear8262
    @happynewyear8262 3 года назад +2

    Watching u i terus know what happen in Parliament

  • @JiaChuiKom
    @JiaChuiKom 3 года назад +3

    Tqsm DL for being such a genius!! Yours is the ONLY channel that I chase after... 😆😆😆

  • @d3smondlee
    @d3smondlee 3 года назад +2

    Min chai, expert gambar tak jelas! 🤣 what an epic! Really have to give u a thumbs up.

  • @noraziraabdaziz3611
    @noraziraabdaziz3611 3 года назад +6

    Hahaha.. haiya.. douglas .. u jadi gangster pun jadi ... 😂

  • @rickybatot9744
    @rickybatot9744 3 года назад

    Gempak! Good job DL! Gangster social media No.1.

  • @shirlietansh136
    @shirlietansh136 3 года назад +9

    Yay! So looking forward for ur new video everyday! Love it! U are the best, Douglas! ☺️👍🏻👏🏻❤️

  • @hantubungkus1
    @hantubungkus1 3 года назад +1

    i dah like aaa... mmg excellent! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @fuz3jarul3
    @fuz3jarul3 3 года назад +15

    This is where I get my official News....

  • @shahrulizzanabdulkarim6809
    @shahrulizzanabdulkarim6809 3 года назад

    masa berlalu (tanpaku menyedari)... it took me few seconds before recalling the rhyme. Good one.

  • @estherw.5225
    @estherw.5225 3 года назад +5

    Genius Douglas!! was wondering when u r going to upload a video about yesterday "meeting"~ you are fast!! pasal berak bagitau semua org, tapi emergency end tak bagi tau LMAO

  • @anuaryatimmedia
    @anuaryatimmedia 3 года назад +1

    Hahahaha.. klimaks mmg sempoi.. pergi balai ‘karoke’ la…🤣🤣

  • @jasmenloke4473
    @jasmenloke4473 3 года назад +3

    I like his Eric Tsang voice!!

  • @Doraemon-rm4ee
    @Doraemon-rm4ee 3 года назад +2

    Hahaha, another stare, ok 'like' first.

  • @matfozi64
    @matfozi64 3 года назад +4

    Hahaha...great one DL!

  • @VinodhMenonTV
    @VinodhMenonTV 3 года назад +1

    I need help!!! Someone tell me how to stop watching this!! Super hilarious!

  • @KLim13378
    @KLim13378 3 года назад +9

    Sei chun choy! 🤣

  • @88nuek
    @88nuek 3 года назад +2

    Guys, please lah make this guys video viral. If people can viral all the stupid videos from tiktok.. why cant we viral this brilliant 5 mins video and give him more subscribers..
    I am not satisfied till I see 30 mil people are subscribe to him. 😤

    • @rollercoaster4281
      @rollercoaster4281 3 года назад

      The politicians themselves already viral what is going on in the parliament.