🔥 PokéBARS 🔥 Episode #1 - "I GOT GUNS" (w/ Shizzy, Token and Tito)

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  • Опубликовано: 26 окт 2024

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  • @CallmeSixx
    @CallmeSixx 6 лет назад +1086

    Im the best ever for that story.

    • @rjs9228
      @rjs9228 6 лет назад +66

      VI Seconds yeah but “I got so many bitches...Roselia” was some fuckin fire

    • @willdathrillafromdavilla
      @willdathrillafromdavilla 6 лет назад +10

      Yo VI Seconds you should've just ended it and cut shofu off #ripshofu

    • @wastedxalien7249
      @wastedxalien7249 6 лет назад +8

      Glad i got invested

    • @glooozo
      @glooozo 6 лет назад +2

      You da man Shizzy

    • @FireShinbo
      @FireShinbo 6 лет назад +3

      Gulpin killed me my guy

  • @thewhatness
    @thewhatness 6 лет назад +511

    *IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED?!*
    Yes. This _is_ what I wanted.

  • @fenndev
    @fenndev 6 лет назад +410

    "Yo listen... I pull up..."
    Everyone: *"Uh huh?"*

  • @flarecoils1573
    @flarecoils1573 6 лет назад +626

    I stole Misty's ride
    That's a wet bike
    It got hit by some lightning
    That's Elec-Trike

  • @ActualAero
    @ActualAero 6 лет назад +556

    This is the creative new Pokémon content we needed lmao 😂😂😂

    • @cerealsgames3118
      @cerealsgames3118 6 лет назад +11

      If the pokemon company won't do it, shofu got us 👌

    • @xhere14
      @xhere14 6 лет назад

      Ayee!!

  • @ricktophermenendez5983
    @ricktophermenendez5983 6 лет назад +296

    I G O T G U N S

  • @LuvYT24
    @LuvYT24 6 лет назад +291

    YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS SHIT GONNA BE THE BEST SERIES ON RUclips

    • @shanekenny6635
      @shanekenny6635 6 лет назад +2

      Nah, Soul Link is.

    • @LuvYT24
      @LuvYT24 6 лет назад +1

      @@shanekenny6635 Soul Link's cool but this is pretty much the only series of this where there are multiple channels doing Soul Link.

    • @westhescrub
      @westhescrub 6 лет назад

      Nappy's PokeRoast was similar, but it was too structured and the comment section was awful.

    • @LuvYT24
      @LuvYT24 6 лет назад

      not really that similar other than both have whoever the host decides to have on, that was a roast off against an opponent on a specific pokemon in multiple rounds on different categories, this is a rap series doing random bars about pokemon, but yes that comment section as most of the series Nappy tries sadly got toxic as hell because people take pokemon of all things too seriously lmao

  • @KurV3
    @KurV3 6 лет назад +228

    This is how they made the Pokécypher 2016

  • @gyeegaming
    @gyeegaming 6 лет назад +220

    my guys came wit them PUNCHES

    • @shofu
      @shofu  6 лет назад +42

      Wait till they see the next episode 👀

    • @IamIK3
      @IamIK3 6 лет назад +6

      shofu he on the next one or nah? What about Beatdown?

    • @Shiny415
      @Shiny415 6 лет назад

      @@IamIK3 beatdowm got dissed by 3 people and got dusted jk idk tbh lol

    • @thewhatness
      @thewhatness 6 лет назад +5

      Yee needs in on this.

    • @MR-jf4su
      @MR-jf4su 6 лет назад +1

      U better be on the next one

  • @redprince7179
    @redprince7179 6 лет назад +244

    if i had a dollar for every time they said N***A i would have my Nintendo online money back

  • @RogersBase
    @RogersBase 6 лет назад +465

    Oh my god, hahahaha. Please invite me on the next one!

    • @Moms_Spaghetti
      @Moms_Spaghetti 6 лет назад +23

      you a rapper tho?

    • @DennisEhhhNein
      @DennisEhhhNein 6 лет назад +3

      please stay out white boy

    • @rman9000
      @rman9000 6 лет назад +5

      Trust me we need the Anime King up in here

    • @thekingbradable
      @thekingbradable 6 лет назад +33

      "Keep my bars PG, we Disney"

    • @FutureTerrorist
      @FutureTerrorist 6 лет назад +10

      @@retinas2001 my dude
      there's MY BOIII where he spat fire
      there's the pokecypher 2016

  • @KIDLACROIX420
    @KIDLACROIX420 6 лет назад +51

    Chief just called in from HQ...
    he confirmed this is it

  • @OmarCameUp
    @OmarCameUp 6 лет назад +273

    Yo this is the funniest shit ever LOL

    • @2Kaleb
      @2Kaleb 6 лет назад +9

      This is what we wanted

  • @vegetas_conscious
    @vegetas_conscious 6 лет назад +143

    Unique content from shofu Nani??? This shit is hot!!!!!!!!!

  • @dirtydiesel1149
    @dirtydiesel1149 6 лет назад +189

    *B I G D O I N K S*

  • @ShadowDragonOnline
    @ShadowDragonOnline 6 лет назад +101

    why everybody got guns lol

  • @flipk1cky
    @flipk1cky 6 лет назад +39

    I, a fellow homo sapien, am currently in possession of firearms

  • @xshinra
    @xshinra 6 лет назад +37

    YOU ALREADY KNOW THIS SERIES IS BOUT TO BE GREATNESS

  • @redflare4423
    @redflare4423 6 лет назад +53

    They all have like 20 guns each.

  • @detroitjahli
    @detroitjahli 6 лет назад +52

    i stole misty's ride, that's a wet bike
    i come through, all ya dogs running FAST like electrike

  • @Unlisted-ei9wk
    @Unlisted-ei9wk 6 лет назад +80

    Imma need ctc on here asap

    • @greyvanity
      @greyvanity 6 лет назад +2

      AntonioTheCreator big facts

    • @nickcostanza8730
      @nickcostanza8730 6 лет назад +4

      i acid sprayed just thinking about that

  • @n64central
    @n64central 6 лет назад +81

    I like the concept already! Get G-yee on this

    • @CornBreadtm1
      @CornBreadtm1 6 лет назад +11

      If they got G. Yee on this it would turn into a legitimate mix tape XD Let these niggas have fun!

  • @Codyrobbins21
    @Codyrobbins21 6 лет назад +28

    This has more N-bombs then all of Snoop Doggs rap career

  • @blaze6492
    @blaze6492 6 лет назад +95

    Not even five minutes in and I am already dead

  • @jakecarlson9961
    @jakecarlson9961 6 лет назад +55

    Episode two must feature CTC

  • @bigztails333
    @bigztails333 6 лет назад +16

    These bars about to sweep
    I don't need a damn broom
    Hands coming at Mach Speed
    Kinda like a Brelooom

  • @Dstag
    @Dstag 6 лет назад +41

    I GOT GUNS....
    and gun accessories
    they call me MAG-GEARna

  • @coltonmartin7310
    @coltonmartin7310 Год назад +6

    This shit is still fire in 2023 forreal

  • @24kam48
    @24kam48 2 года назад +7

    I deadass came back cuz i saw the new evolution and remembered Shizzy saying Girafarig

  • @michealhargrove333
    @michealhargrove333 6 лет назад +20

    I don’t see how shofu don’t got a millions subscribers yet

  • @bjorngreen9826
    @bjorngreen9826 6 лет назад +17

    How shofu should have ended
    I got guns
    But no ammo
    I call the plug
    That’s armaldo
    Now I’m waiting
    For that magcargo

  • @RAY300064
    @RAY300064 6 лет назад +155

    Is it just me or has shofu been at 600k subs for like 3 years.

    • @jhonediquezada
      @jhonediquezada 6 лет назад +22

      Can't find my glasses you ain't lying

    • @ronniebell2470
      @ronniebell2470 6 лет назад +37

      It's cause he goes weeks without uploading

    • @2Kaleb
      @2Kaleb 6 лет назад

      @@jhonediquezada That is really true

    • @MaahirMomtaz12
      @MaahirMomtaz12 6 лет назад +7

      Cause he sorta changed around his content I guess? He doesn't upload Wi-Fi battles a lot like he used to

    • @Kanyeez
      @Kanyeez 3 года назад

      Two years later he getting close to that 700k

  • @thetrueking6137
    @thetrueking6137 4 года назад +4

    “I GOT GUNS LOAD THE CHOPPER AND WE SHOOTIN, ALL MY NIGGAS FINNA EAT I FEEL LIKE BROCK I BRING THE FOOD IN”

  • @jonesp9130
    @jonesp9130 6 лет назад +26

    G I R A F A R I G

  • @nathan7196
    @nathan7196 6 лет назад +20

    IM DYING BRO THIS SHIT MADE MY DAY
    Update: I got so hype on that grovyle bar I woke my girl up

  • @TheSilentZebra64
    @TheSilentZebra64 6 лет назад +16

    You gotta put together a whole verse made from these lines

  • @swookiec2332
    @swookiec2332 6 лет назад +53

    Pokemon cypher 2019????

    • @notfabio9858
      @notfabio9858 4 года назад +1

      Swookie C it’s here and token said it

  • @shadicgames9497
    @shadicgames9497 6 лет назад +17

    If they don’t do this again imma throw a fit

  • @Azuresky19
    @Azuresky19 6 лет назад +9

    I dont got hands they mad slow but I GOT GUNS in the truck thats magcargo

  • @DVerseKing817
    @DVerseKing817 6 лет назад +2

    "I called up my friend Armando,"
    Soon as I heard shizzy say that I knew it was about to be legendary.

  • @kenko7735
    @kenko7735 Месяц назад +1

    I’ve been looking for this for weeks now lmao I’m so glad I found it again

  • @Cloud91738
    @Cloud91738 6 лет назад +5

    Yoooooo! This was so creative, how could you not like! 😂🔥🔥👌🏿

  • @TheMrrashadb
    @TheMrrashadb 6 лет назад +119

    Gotta get Iceman Etika on the next one

  • @MasteringMason
    @MasteringMason 6 лет назад +11

    How many of you have guns and how many guns do you guys have?

  • @Moodbone
    @Moodbone 6 лет назад +6

    I deadass thought somebody was gonna start off with "sawed off, I eat those"

  • @xaivior2246
    @xaivior2246 6 лет назад +2

    My shots be accurate like imma Sniper. Them bullets be infiltrating your body like a Seviper

  • @dxinz
    @dxinz 6 лет назад +5

    4:30 Shizzy ready for the URL big stage

  • @tj_puma
    @tj_puma 5 лет назад +3

    Coming back a year later, this still goes hard lmao

  • @Moms_Spaghetti
    @Moms_Spaghetti Год назад +4

    WE STILL NEED THIS TO RETURN

  • @vinnyvmir
    @vinnyvmir 6 лет назад +1

    Tail slow, Taillow was definitely the best part for me (especially with the tone Shizzy took with it). Holy crap I was dyin lol. Some good ish right here shofu, would love to see more dude!

  • @piratequeenucyra6690
    @piratequeenucyra6690 6 лет назад

    This HAS to be a cornerstone of the channel! Don't let this fall off! it is comedy gold!

  • @rumple7473
    @rumple7473 6 лет назад

    Lmao this was such a good idea. I can see this being such an entertaining series. It's especially hilarious when one of y'all say some whack bar 😂

  • @girlweird833
    @girlweird833 6 лет назад +1

    This is start of something truly beautiful.

  • @hamdoggyy7844
    @hamdoggyy7844 6 лет назад

    This how the 2019 Pokémon cypher gon happen bro 🔥BIG DOINKS LMAOO, this is the Pokémon content we needed.

  • @thequilldrop
    @thequilldrop 6 лет назад +2

    Already one of the best series on RUclips... Natu line got me XD

  • @MikeXeno365
    @MikeXeno365 6 лет назад +16

    Token has come a long way his bars are much better then four years ago

  • @senora7760
    @senora7760 6 лет назад +10

    And no instrumental, Fire🔥

  • @cloudy453
    @cloudy453 6 лет назад +3

    This is literally the best series idea, I'm dead

  • @SwagSauce713
    @SwagSauce713 6 лет назад +3

    This has to be the best thing I've ever seen! 😂

  • @jeronado2955
    @jeronado2955 6 лет назад

    Hope you guys continue this series. This was fun

  • @cerealsgames3118
    @cerealsgames3118 6 лет назад +21

    This shit going to be iconic 😂

  • @AraeViper
    @AraeViper 6 лет назад +1

    Do you know how long I’ve been waiting on some more poke bars? Bro I stumbled upon the Trap Katchum album like a year ago and Alpha and Omega is my favorite track however every track is intense in its own way and is a individual hit. Swear I listened to the album more than regular mainstream music!

  • @Rockoligist
    @Rockoligist 6 лет назад

    I need like thirty of these with the same people, I fucking love token, love shizzy, and papa shofu

  • @xnickx97
    @xnickx97 6 лет назад

    This needs to be a continued thing 😂😂. This was flames for sure 🔥🔥🔥

  • @veronicaharley8498
    @veronicaharley8498 6 лет назад +1

    aye you sittin waitin to see how this bar go, gotta let em know its fire like magcargo

  • @tonberry2670
    @tonberry2670 6 лет назад

    best part of this is hearing what they rhyme with the pokemon names

  • @HiddenZabuzaMist
    @HiddenZabuzaMist 6 лет назад

    Yo this is mad fire! So many sick bars, we need more of this

  • @jaq_vg
    @jaq_vg 6 лет назад

    We BETTER get another one of this. This was SOOOOO GOOD!!

    • @jaq_vg
      @jaq_vg 3 года назад

      We never got another one boys... 😔

  • @DoctorNerf
    @DoctorNerf 6 лет назад

    I already penned this is GOAT Pokemon vid ever before watching.

  • @claytonkennedy44
    @claytonkennedy44 6 лет назад +1

    This damn near the funniest video ive ever seen. Keep dis goin.

  • @hydrosting
    @hydrosting 6 лет назад

    Bro I’m so fucking hype for this series now lol. My man Shizuoka had me crying bro

  • @Afroneko4
    @Afroneko4 6 лет назад

    The A.ka reminded me of that last video when Shizzy did his other intro... that..."baby hot pockets" "Mr. Game and Crotch" "Pizza Lunchable" etc...xD

  • @yokugero2843
    @yokugero2843 6 лет назад

    1:42 "yall lookin hella stuck, im the motha fuckin cold cat, I'll leave u dazed, ya whole jaw dropped like you golbat"

  • @Awacadooo
    @Awacadooo 4 года назад

    Bruh over a year later and this shit still iconic, I g o t g u n s

  • @wophful
    @wophful 6 лет назад

    “Hold it down! Hold it down!” That’s actually the best part

  • @lordbellybutton6016
    @lordbellybutton6016 6 лет назад +1

    8:10 Look, My power is too mighty, Niggas in Canada feeling this, I'm so powerful I can beat you from a Breloom to Shroomish 🔥🔥🔥

  • @SHMOUSEY86
    @SHMOUSEY86 2 года назад +3

    I possess firearms.

  • @KandiKid87
    @KandiKid87 6 лет назад

    LOL I needed this to start my day. Thank y’all soo much.

  • @AaronBlackTCG
    @AaronBlackTCG 6 лет назад

    The only decent and original content from a Poketuber I’ve seen in 2 years. S

  • @Lordkachow
    @Lordkachow 6 лет назад +24

    How are your bars fire when I'm cold?

    • @JustHANO
      @JustHANO 6 лет назад +9

      How are you cold when its 90 degrees in here

    • @Lordkachow
      @Lordkachow 6 лет назад +9

      How is it 90 degrees in here when I'm over there

    • @JustHANO
      @JustHANO 6 лет назад +11

      @@Lordkachow why are you over there when you ain't got time to be there

    • @Lordkachow
      @Lordkachow 6 лет назад +8

      How do I not have time to be over there when time is a social construct?

    • @JustHANO
      @JustHANO 6 лет назад +1

      @@Lordkachow gg walked right into that one.

  • @gre-ge5dh
    @gre-ge5dh 6 лет назад +19

    My girlfriend left me after watching this

  • @flux5825
    @flux5825 6 лет назад

    Omfg I hope you blow up again this is actually the best series ever

  • @Darklord_tK
    @Darklord_tK 6 лет назад

    I got guns this vid is lit like the sun ya Boi got some bars in these clips but for manectric I magnemite pack them guns into a truck call that magcargo

  • @QDJW
    @QDJW 6 лет назад +2

    “I got guns”
    Bar of the century

  • @muffinmania546
    @muffinmania546 6 лет назад

    Aye listen
    He got Guns, I got ammo
    Squad stay flocked, like we taillow

  • @bigztails333
    @bigztails333 6 лет назад

    This Manectric bar a throwback, you know it's bout ta go ham.
    Special Attack still through the roof, Nigga, goddamn.

  • @Salo_EX
    @Salo_EX 6 лет назад +2

    this isnt no 2019 cypher but shit this is entertaining.

  • @leapo9742
    @leapo9742 6 лет назад +1

    If you could make this a weekly series, that'd be poppin.

  • @O9bz3
    @O9bz3 6 лет назад

    I haven't even started the video yet and I already know this about to be the greatest

  • @wolfzero5555
    @wolfzero5555 6 лет назад

    Next with g yee and beatdown if possible im curious also nice vid make more of those XD i enjoy it

  • @zacklikestoramble2747
    @zacklikestoramble2747 6 лет назад

    "I stole Misty's ride thats a wet bike, I sell it and upgrade thats an Electrike" This was the best I can come up with

  • @umbreonhidden1174
    @umbreonhidden1174 6 лет назад +3

    SHOFU NEVER UPSETS LET'S GOOOO

  • @khalilcollins65
    @khalilcollins65 6 лет назад

    This is how shofu gets away with not giving us the next cypher until 2020

  • @CerberusCo
    @CerberusCo 6 лет назад

    I haven’t watched yet but i already know this is gonna be my favorite series

  • @alb7466
    @alb7466 6 лет назад

    This series boutta be fire as hell

  • @epicsandwich7194
    @epicsandwich7194 6 лет назад

    No Ewing. I deliver buckets on your whole block.
    Never get stoned but stay shiny, I'm Solrock.

  • @itsgl00my88
    @itsgl00my88 6 лет назад

    I GOT GUNS NIGGA. Load em in a truck that's mad cargo, I spit lava, Magcargo 😂💀

  • @BokuDeGallo
    @BokuDeGallo 4 года назад +1

    Man, Tito is like how I feel when no one laughs at my joke in Cards Against Humanity.

  • @davidsilver2888
    @davidsilver2888 6 лет назад +1

    THIS IS THE GREATEST SERIES IDEA EVER!!!!!!!!!

  • @TheKoolaid51
    @TheKoolaid51 6 лет назад +1

    3:53 best bar, don't @ me!