How-To: Make Lobster Rolls with Matty Matheson

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  • Опубликовано: 7 июн 2024
  • Matty Matheson visits the MUNCHIES Test Kitchen in Brooklyn, NY to make a lobster roll to end all lobster rolls.
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Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @spartymatt9627
    @spartymatt9627 4 года назад +1412

    Matty seems like the type of dude you meet at a party and instantly become better friends than the people you came with.

    • @sid7871
      @sid7871 Год назад

      First to comment here ig

    • @NazriB
      @NazriB 6 месяцев назад

      Lies again? Grab Food USD SGD

  • @lukeperry8407
    @lukeperry8407 4 года назад +1441

    “Pet your lobsters.”
    *immediate cut to Matty absolutely slaughtering a cooked lobster tail*

    • @fredleinfilms
      @fredleinfilms 4 года назад +3

      haha that got me so good! haha

    • @joep2590
      @joep2590 4 года назад

      nobody said it would be pretty

    • @davelowesky8054
      @davelowesky8054 2 года назад +1

      Or dropping a live lobster in boiling water and literally boiling it to death. I thought liberals were all eco friendly and shit

  • @annebowers5012
    @annebowers5012 4 года назад +478

    Was not prepared for how much it got me when he called himself “daddy”

  • @JRL415
    @JRL415 4 года назад +369

    Matty: Sorry buddy
    Bug: No worries

    • @austinrenwick5177
      @austinrenwick5177 3 года назад

      1K dislikes from people who make red cabbage coleslaw

  • @deeplover3359
    @deeplover3359 5 лет назад +1199

    This guy has such a personality

    • @tombryan1
      @tombryan1 4 года назад +9

      And such a disgusting personality and presence.

    • @hopeonmars9047
      @hopeonmars9047 4 года назад +19

      @tom bryan what the fudge is your problem

    • @subzero871NL
      @subzero871NL 4 года назад +4

      @@hopeonmars9047 what the fudge 😂😂

    • @hopeonmars9047
      @hopeonmars9047 4 года назад

      Jesse Pinkman welp I can’t swear so- 😂

    • @levy7176
      @levy7176 4 года назад +1

      @@tombryan1 wdym??

  • @davidsummers6700
    @davidsummers6700 7 лет назад +2012

    i bought a large pot at wal-mart today solely to make lobster rolls like my hero, Matty Matheson.

  • @stepanfedun9122
    @stepanfedun9122 5 лет назад +1849

    Didnt expect cabbage racism but okay

    • @AudibleVisibIe
      @AudibleVisibIe 4 года назад +26

      Right? Its 2019,matty...

    • @tombryan1
      @tombryan1 4 года назад +8

      And coming from a fat illustrated man

    • @datsie14
      @datsie14 4 года назад +13

      Cabbage isn’t a race.

    • @mrjimbusiness5416
      @mrjimbusiness5416 4 года назад +10

      Cabbages don't have races fuck boi

    • @bigbabado8296
      @bigbabado8296 4 года назад

      @anonymous Is this a copypasta

  • @TheDrewjameson
    @TheDrewjameson 4 года назад +294

    I love when chefs are like "a little bit of salt" and then toss in like a cup of salt

    • @GabrielleTollerson
      @GabrielleTollerson 4 года назад +1

      right? 🤣

    • @AdamFloro
      @AdamFloro 4 года назад +16

      Probably using kosher salt, which is more flat than regular salt, so you have to use more than you think.

    • @charlesbing6753
      @charlesbing6753 3 года назад +5

      Same thing with olive oil
      Only a little olive oil
      Floods the plate

    • @cliffordrosean621
      @cliffordrosean621 3 года назад +1

      @@AdamFloro Uhh.. that's not a thing. Salt, even when it's kosher, comes in all kinds of shapes and sizes. Also, it tends to dissolve in the food. Shape does not have an impact on quantity. Most food takes a fair amount of salt but some food doesn't need any.

    • @AdamFloro
      @AdamFloro 3 года назад +11

      @@cliffordrosean621 Go ahead and take a cup of kosher salt, and a cup of iodized salt, and weigh them both. I haven't done it, but I'm pretty sure the iodized salt will weigh more.

  • @finnporter1223
    @finnporter1223 5 лет назад +3590

    They’re from the ocean ... my dude

    • @joshnordin4043
      @joshnordin4043 5 лет назад +25

      Finn Porter big fish theory

    • @Tokyo-ki3do
      @Tokyo-ki3do 5 лет назад +16

      Josh Nordin vince staples

    • @atown723
      @atown723 4 года назад +36

      They used to be called ocean bugs.

    • @themasteradik7093
      @themasteradik7093 4 года назад +1

      **nods head violently**

    • @lolpooh
      @lolpooh 4 года назад +12

      It just another name for lobster bruh

  • @alfie6098
    @alfie6098 5 лет назад +1328

    "Pomme de terre, know what that means?"
    Apple of the earth, Matty?
    "FUCKEN' POTATO".
    Oh

    • @geesegoose6174
      @geesegoose6174 5 лет назад +10

      😂😂😂😂😂 that had me dead. I said the exact same thing!

    • @ralphwhittemore5041
      @ralphwhittemore5041 5 лет назад +3

      Matty love ya Bro watch all the time What do you have to go FN political for .Shut up and cook . Your the best at that . Politics not do much.

    • @thatkid9135
      @thatkid9135 5 лет назад

      Alfie 😂

    • @mrivera6975
      @mrivera6975 5 лет назад +2

      I actually said "Earth apple?" Outloud.

    • @albinashamianova8166
      @albinashamianova8166 5 лет назад +1

      That is right in french and in dutch

  • @detos1178
    @detos1178 2 года назад +11

    “just dip your fingers a little bit in boiling water” - one of my favourite recipe instructions

  • @hippeedippee
    @hippeedippee 4 года назад +73

    5:27 I was eating red cabbage slaw while watching this and I feel like I let the guy down

    • @imfrcd
      @imfrcd 4 года назад +6

      Just promise not to do that again and you're good.

    • @fed7759
      @fed7759 4 года назад

      @@imfrcd Ok god HAHA;:"'-)-'":))))))))

    • @derekgagnon5719
      @derekgagnon5719 4 года назад

      Hahaha

  • @elijahrman2015
    @elijahrman2015 7 лет назад +852

    "Im from maine. Thats where lobsters come from."
    "Its from the fuckin ocean mah dude."
    😂😂😂

  • @JoShiestyy
    @JoShiestyy 7 лет назад +1132

    I'm glad this dude is back cuz I'm tired watching those hippy ass chefs.

    • @christivncvstro1118
      @christivncvstro1118 7 лет назад +18

      +jinn194 you sound like a vegan

    • @gamestarr16
      @gamestarr16 7 лет назад +9

      no, no... you really do sound like a vegan

    • @jinn194
      @jinn194 7 лет назад +3

      gamestarr16 Wow, guess half the world's population must sound like vegans then.

    • @delrona
      @delrona 7 лет назад

      you have a life problem or just too much time ?

    • @volminski
      @volminski 7 лет назад

      +jinn194 no because he is very clearly stating that you do not speak like a normal mammal you don't eat meat like what the fuck where are your arms then mate

  • @cliffordfarley1018
    @cliffordfarley1018 4 года назад +6

    I love Matty because he's blunt and isn't afraid to tell you everything that's in his food. And he's hilarious, and charismatic. Great dude.

  • @matthew-vw3pw
    @matthew-vw3pw 4 года назад +345

    normal humans sharing food: bites from the other end
    matty: *lemme just pick up where you left off*

    • @daywalker3735
      @daywalker3735 4 года назад +5

      No fucks given!

    • @alfonsoaldecoa512
      @alfonsoaldecoa512 3 года назад +9

      stop being a fkn pussy matthew

    • @matthew-vw3pw
      @matthew-vw3pw 3 года назад +3

      @@alfonsoaldecoa512 i would get this comment in the middle of coronavirus i bet you one of those people outside no masks no fucks given lmao

    • @gabrielm5724
      @gabrielm5724 3 года назад +8

      @@matthew-vw3pw nah, I wear a mask all the time and barely leave my home and find it nothing disgusting about sharing food like that

    • @_MrTrue
      @_MrTrue 3 года назад

      People are such fucking pussies now

  • @Summerphantom05
    @Summerphantom05 7 лет назад +203

    The man, the myth, the Matheson

    • @splicerz
      @splicerz 7 лет назад +36

      The Mytheson

    • @D3athW1ng
      @D3athW1ng 7 лет назад +1

      the bro-ham 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @BD-uo9po
    @BD-uo9po 6 лет назад +627

    'pet your lobsters'
    *proceeds with a scene where the lobster is sliced In half after a decapitation

    • @fusionghost1483
      @fusionghost1483 5 лет назад +15

      Those lobsters are just sitting there listening to how they are about to be murdered

    • @MilkySubstance
      @MilkySubstance 5 лет назад +21

      As someone who knows lobsters, the only thing those mental fuckers are thinking "I hope my mate gets cooked first so I can fucking eat him too"

    • @JosephdiCaro
      @JosephdiCaro 5 лет назад +7

      @@MilkySubstance bahaha i love this because it's true. Pull one lobster from the tank and squash him then throw him back into the tank.... I bet is gone the next day lol

    • @eatassgang4415
      @eatassgang4415 5 лет назад +1

      😂😂😂💀

  • @CedricDelany
    @CedricDelany 4 года назад +22

    "Pet your lobsters." Next cut: Cuts one in half with a giant cleaver. Whoever edited is, is a genius :D

  • @shellyboggs9093
    @shellyboggs9093 5 лет назад +11

    I love him so much, he cracks me up and can cook too. What more could a 4F want?

  • @jagglet
    @jagglet 6 лет назад +3355

    1K dislikes from people who make red cabbage coleslaw

    • @voidlux88
      @voidlux88 6 лет назад +39

      no people who hate libtards

    • @Volosous
      @Volosous 6 лет назад +156

      did you just unironically use the word "libtard"?

    • @voidlux88
      @voidlux88 6 лет назад +10

      yes

    • @AzurexBlaze
      @AzurexBlaze 6 лет назад +23

      LOL more like Incel

    • @jarroddobben
      @jarroddobben 5 лет назад +1

      jagglet 2.6 now. Fuck em

  • @mikecantreed
    @mikecantreed 7 лет назад +287

    If Jack black and action Bronson boned Matty Matheson would be their offspring.

    • @mikebrophy2583
      @mikebrophy2583 7 лет назад +6

      Lol that is scary accurate

    • @ren5043
      @ren5043 7 лет назад +1

      I think the other way action being the son

    • @moogle68
      @moogle68 7 лет назад

      Nah, Action doesn't resemble Jack in any way other than the gut. Everything else about him is all his own creation. The OP was totally accurate. Matty has the silliness and average normal vocabulary of Jack with the occasional street vibes of Action.

    • @janowczarek5476
      @janowczarek5476 7 лет назад

      lmao\

    • @simzocker
      @simzocker 7 лет назад

      lol

  • @sbauman11
    @sbauman11 4 года назад +13

    the last 10 seconds of the video are the best

    • @mathewhosier1663
      @mathewhosier1663 4 года назад

      Typical libtard sjw

    • @zakari7-one-1
      @zakari7-one-1 4 года назад

      too bad his input did jack shit to alter the election results

  • @davidstevens3120
    @davidstevens3120 4 года назад +30

    "clam claws, clam claws, clam!"
    "what am I even saying?"
    lol

  • @antonslayeranton6665
    @antonslayeranton6665 6 лет назад +366

    It's great to see Jack Black's brother finally getting the recognition he deserves

  • @hasic9320
    @hasic9320 7 лет назад +734

    *Gordon watching video*
    Gordon: if he freez....
    Matty: Im gonna put these in the freezer for later
    Gordon: Fuckin hell

    • @Nadia-ev6ed
      @Nadia-ev6ed 6 лет назад +1

      ikr

    • @omermangan1196
      @omermangan1196 6 лет назад +5

      Unizen PvP // Prime ツ and Nino would never freeze that btw

    • @wardkdouglas
      @wardkdouglas 6 лет назад +1

      Omer Mangan and then call Matty a "fucking donkey"

    • @tmv866
      @tmv866 6 лет назад +5

      Gordan isn't completely against frozen things. Peas are perfectly fine frozen, and if you were to freeze the lobster for stock for later it would be fine to use as well.

    • @r3ikobomb
      @r3ikobomb 6 лет назад

      Parker Lewin This.

  • @amanhasnoname8130
    @amanhasnoname8130 5 лет назад +4

    Matty is awesome! BRING BACK HIS SHOW!!

  • @pilon3683
    @pilon3683 4 года назад +14

    “That’s for daddy” 😂

  • @jakubgaecki5629
    @jakubgaecki5629 7 лет назад +472

    I'm a simple man, I hear my boy MM saying Trump's a piece of shit, I press like

    • @kawapurpman2424
      @kawapurpman2424 7 лет назад +9

      i know n i agree but its like wtf. wat are we suppost to do vote for hillary? fuck both of them man i dunno wtf

    • @positivelypositive1324
      @positivelypositive1324 7 лет назад +19

      You're a sheep. You think it's cool to say you're anti-Trump. Wow! What a trailblazer you are. You're soooo cool! lol So hip!

    • @abblabblabalaba
      @abblabblabalaba 7 лет назад +9

      well aren't you positively positive

    • @bfdmodz
      @bfdmodz 7 лет назад +4

      So much for being positive.

    • @bfdmodz
      @bfdmodz 7 лет назад +5

      Isn't trump the front runner atm? (not American btw).

  • @theDjangoTango
    @theDjangoTango 6 лет назад +792

    "My dad could kick the shit out of John Martin, so... I'm OK with that."

  • @MsTilly
    @MsTilly 4 года назад +49

    The ending was my fav 🤣🤣🤣

  • @buddyfoster6698
    @buddyfoster6698 4 года назад +18

    Omfg I’m choking from laughing at that last few sec of the video. That made me so fucking happy

    • @RsKnDR0991
      @RsKnDR0991 2 года назад

      I just watched the video, then I looked at the date of the video...LOL xD

    • @redwind18o
      @redwind18o 26 дней назад

      Thanks for ruining the country with all the illegals now 🙌 bet you’re super happy

  • @divdesmitpirmais
    @divdesmitpirmais 7 лет назад +169

    Great ending! MUNCHIES approves! :D :D

    • @brutalbree23
      @brutalbree23 7 лет назад +6

      You can add HC to that list also.

    • @DarioCruzII
      @DarioCruzII 7 лет назад +5

      American is just fucked aint it.

    • @GM-tw4el
      @GM-tw4el 7 лет назад +12

      He's Canadian though.... He only mentioned being from Newfoundland about 30 times.

    • @tom_something
      @tom_something 7 лет назад +4

      If Canadian-born Gavin McInnes can rattle on and on about how great Trump is, this other guy can do a little shout out against him.

    • @Dakarn
      @Dakarn 7 лет назад

      Well, Gary... that's why we elect Trump, wait for him to fuck up, impeach him, and have 3 years of President Pence.

  • @navadeepsharma6709
    @navadeepsharma6709 7 лет назад +2158

    I loved the way he ended it.

  • @maylisburns8978
    @maylisburns8978 4 года назад +1

    I love this chef’s personality

  • @marylinzavala3071
    @marylinzavala3071 4 года назад +3

    Love this guy 😂😂 “ I love you grampy” 🥺

  • @FridgeMaan
    @FridgeMaan 7 лет назад +31

    I get way to excited when I read "Matty Matheson" in my subscription box. Love this man.

  • @hollowain239
    @hollowain239 5 лет назад +386

    8:55 "It's from the freaking ocean mah dude"

  • @elliotta5645
    @elliotta5645 4 года назад +3

    7:20 “So we’ve let the temperature come back to temperature, temperature, temperature”🤣Matty is freaking amazing haha

  • @ymerojas
    @ymerojas 4 года назад

    Love how genuine this chef is! 👊🏼 bump

  • @layersofmentalretardation9613
    @layersofmentalretardation9613 6 лет назад +138

    He's a great cook, because he's fucking insane.

  • @coldnipples1071
    @coldnipples1071 7 лет назад +215

    Why am I watching this at 6 in the morning

  • @maluse227
    @maluse227 4 года назад +6

    jts nice to see such positive canadian representation in cooking finally.

    • @maluse227
      @maluse227 3 года назад

      @NEGUS MBARKA i mean a good representation of all the other cooks ive worked with.

  • @ceo.n1773
    @ceo.n1773 4 года назад +5

    6:05 I can’t tell you how much I felt that 😭

  • @crybirb
    @crybirb 7 лет назад +17

    I can never get enough Matty Matheson man.

  • @philzrad
    @philzrad 7 лет назад +210

    Matty looks like he's been losing a little bit of weight!

    • @fatonya9135
      @fatonya9135 7 лет назад

      ikr

    • @Ericggz
      @Ericggz 7 лет назад +10

      Yea When hell freezes over

    • @pnukka
      @pnukka 7 лет назад +13

      And his tattoo's are slowly crawling up his head.

    • @AustinKay
      @AustinKay 7 лет назад +5

      He has a hot wife, that's strong motivation. Matty is beautiful though regardless haha

    • @Schodboyblves
      @Schodboyblves 7 лет назад +1

      Didn't he have a heart thing a couple years ago and he said he had to lose weight?

  • @beef6958
    @beef6958 4 года назад +12

    Had my big ol' greasy hand in there and you guys are gonna be like aaaaAaAaAaAAAAAAAAA 😩😩😩

  • @eljayy91
    @eljayy91 4 года назад +1

    I’m in love with this man

  • @xbranykavala
    @xbranykavala 7 лет назад +1767

    Did he just said:'this is a realy tasty poop?'

    • @SSDavyS
      @SSDavyS 7 лет назад +17

      he did! oO OO oO OooO O OOO if he easts lobster poop what wouldn't he eat? oO

    • @xbranykavala
      @xbranykavala 7 лет назад

      Nobody!
      down know mate

    • @jfkfjh6156
      @jfkfjh6156 7 лет назад

      It's not poop

    • @selenegallio3697
      @selenegallio3697 7 лет назад

      michalis papa q

    • @percymiller4570
      @percymiller4570 7 лет назад +17

      +Jfkfj h It is poop. Crawfish and shrimp also have the “vein" in them. However, it's safe to eat it as its been boiled.

  • @lisafenixx
    @lisafenixx 7 лет назад +23

    any time there's a new matty matheson video, my day immediately becomes amazing.

  • @noahdefrancisco2911
    @noahdefrancisco2911 4 года назад +1

    Matty Matheson and Stairway to Heaven at 2:00 a.m. on a Saturday morning... doesn't get much better than that if ya ask me.

  • @McClain1345
    @McClain1345 2 года назад +3

    MAtty and Faridahs energy in these videos are uncanny. Love this channel. Wish you two great chefs much success in happiness in the culinary world 🙌🏽🙏🏽

  • @girliedog
    @girliedog 5 лет назад +795

    80% personality 20% cooking

    • @kristiankeinanen7693
      @kristiankeinanen7693 5 лет назад +7

      Virginia Hoffman Go watch Marco Pierre-White then 🤣

    • @khaho1756
      @khaho1756 5 лет назад +79

      nah its 100% personality and 100% cooking

    • @RunningLemonStudios
      @RunningLemonStudios 5 лет назад +7

      Only if you consider “loud” a personality

    • @Adventure-Spark
      @Adventure-Spark 5 лет назад +4

      Let's see some of your videos then?

    • @JuelZ925
      @JuelZ925 5 лет назад +5

      His cooking skills are madly good

  • @Marcus-hz3rx
    @Marcus-hz3rx 5 лет назад +504

    This is jack black when he starts his own cooking show

    • @hiimemily
      @hiimemily 5 лет назад +1

      Jables already has a gaming channel, can you imagine if he did food shit too?

    • @justpettet3506
      @justpettet3506 5 лет назад +2

      jack is a fucking loser compared to matty

    • @venividivici4253
      @venividivici4253 5 лет назад

      @@justpettet3506 .

    • @TheKitchenSpirit
      @TheKitchenSpirit 5 лет назад +3

      @@justpettet3506 you have the right to be wrong, jack black can be enjoyable (i.e: tenacious D, and some of his movies) I don't think he's good on his own. Much like Mike Myers

    • @starlalynn8032
      @starlalynn8032 3 года назад

      Not really comparable...

  • @matthill5214
    @matthill5214 Год назад +1

    Love that you mention NB in this video!

  • @chrisfraser72
    @chrisfraser72 4 года назад

    Form nova scotia. And this kicked ass. Matty's the best.

  • @Rudiok
    @Rudiok 5 лет назад +383

    "Just enough mayonnaise to hold it together" >>throws 3 cups of mayo into 1 cup of slaw

    • @GundamReviver
      @GundamReviver 5 лет назад +3

      Which neatly explains the girth of the average American :D

    • @Sony187ful
      @Sony187ful 4 года назад +8

      This guy hates mayo. What a fucking loser.

    • @AudibleVisibIe
      @AudibleVisibIe 4 года назад +25

      @@GundamReviver but hes Canadian...

    • @sushirice6751
      @sushirice6751 4 года назад +1

      @wouter sikkema He’s Canada, and happy with life something you don’t have

    • @klamdert945
      @klamdert945 4 года назад

      Dont eyeball shit in a recipe bud.

  • @BasedNozz
    @BasedNozz 7 лет назад +549

    Vegans are going to love this one 👌🏼

    • @Luke.hello.
      @Luke.hello. 7 лет назад +62

      spoiler alert: lobsters die

    • @bigmoneysteppa
      @bigmoneysteppa 7 лет назад

      and fuckbois like you will. because your dumb as fuck.

    • @caitfox394
      @caitfox394 7 лет назад +17

      no vegans to be seen anywhere, this guy: vegans amirite?

    • @noizybubble1
      @noizybubble1 7 лет назад +5

      +steppa money it's you're not your

    • @guitarguru210
      @guitarguru210 7 лет назад

      yep, the "non ethical" killing of sea bugs.

  • @hectorsanabria7092
    @hectorsanabria7092 7 месяцев назад +1

    I just made this and it was great, love it cant wait to make it again

  • @sanketadhikari3590
    @sanketadhikari3590 4 года назад +1

    It's very rare to see people sharing food in these kind of videos, great guy.

  • @vRyqn
    @vRyqn 7 лет назад +9

    Only clicked on this for Matty, honestly if matty had his own channel, im sure id be one of his millions of subs!

  • @LewisHamilt0n
    @LewisHamilt0n 6 лет назад +821

    No lobsters were hurt in the production of this video

    • @badred3955
      @badred3955 6 лет назад +16

      George 189 true but there murder not hurt, that's a different thing

    • @trevorc3063
      @trevorc3063 6 лет назад +9

      That's a fucking lie. False advertising. You are fake news. Don't get PETA fucking started.

    • @charlesszz6858
      @charlesszz6858 6 лет назад +8

      George 189 vagetarians: TRIGGERED!!!!!!

    • @charlesszz6858
      @charlesszz6858 6 лет назад

      😂

    • @Gyrostatics
      @Gyrostatics 6 лет назад +4

      Cooking a dead lobsters cause make a person sick after it’s consumed

  • @zhangdynasty1486
    @zhangdynasty1486 3 года назад +2

    I love how it goes from “pet your lobsters” to him destroying the cooked tail

  • @lauren8277
    @lauren8277 4 года назад +1

    Favorite video ever and that’s saying a lot seeing as I luv all his videos 🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @Alex-ub7tk
    @Alex-ub7tk 7 лет назад +471

    MORE MATTY!! (LESS ACTION BRONSON)

    • @qubexez
      @qubexez 7 лет назад +13

      Action just has to do more coocking....

    • @jrstar805
      @jrstar805 7 лет назад +8

      F*ck!!! This is a FACT!!

    • @qubexez
      @qubexez 7 лет назад +2

      Haha on point

    • @Isoroku1983
      @Isoroku1983 7 лет назад +9

      I agree, Matty is ten times better and more entertaining than Bronson

    • @Alex-ub7tk
      @Alex-ub7tk 7 лет назад +11

      Action is a douche. and he can't even cook.

  • @ssvnormandy96
    @ssvnormandy96 7 лет назад +23

    I see my boy Matty, I like

  • @GenaroMontalvo-hc9wb
    @GenaroMontalvo-hc9wb Год назад

    i fell in love with this guy. im happy for him. great job!

  • @nicoleism3
    @nicoleism3 4 года назад +18

    This dude is my spirit animal I’m crying 😭😭😂🙌🏻 8:54

  • @afraidrt
    @afraidrt 6 лет назад +6

    Matty is one of the most knowledgeable chef I have ever known on RUclips. I followed his recipes many times and my food was fucking awesome.

  • @musicwithj1759
    @musicwithj1759 6 лет назад +32

    I have some pretty bad depression just from past family treatment and events but not only do these videos teach me a TON about cooking and push me to go buy ingredients myself and try them out but Matty just makes me happy about life, gives me a hope and reason to keep going and live my life. I love that so much so thank you Matty and Vice❤️

  • @shawnkhan6348
    @shawnkhan6348 4 года назад

    Love you Matty!!

  • @Cozman430
    @Cozman430 3 года назад

    Love your videos Matty!!

  • @Khangdodo
    @Khangdodo 7 лет назад +644

    bone apple teeth

  • @iamnotacriminal
    @iamnotacriminal 7 лет назад +110

    lol when he said the poop tract I died a little🤐

    • @brebenscv8734
      @brebenscv8734 7 лет назад +8

      How about "Tasty Poop"?!?!?! lol Best Line Eva......

    • @copher1990
      @copher1990 7 лет назад +6

      tract*

    • @NipponStiqqyPaint
      @NipponStiqqyPaint 7 лет назад

      Ever*

    • @slyc00p29
      @slyc00p29 7 лет назад

      i pooped a little

    • @302big5
      @302big5 7 лет назад

      died is actually past tense which he was speaking in so he was actually correct.

  • @Rob-ub6gv
    @Rob-ub6gv 4 года назад

    Just saw this guy for the first time. I love him.

  • @tiberiuskirk739
    @tiberiuskirk739 5 лет назад +19

    That last part! 😂😂😂

    • @vitamindevil-g3250
      @vitamindevil-g3250 4 года назад +2

      Don't know how many people clicked away to another vid before the last 5 seconds 😂

    • @davidnarain8783
      @davidnarain8783 4 года назад

      Matty’s stock went up with that statement! 👍

  • @awesomejackify3333
    @awesomejackify3333 7 лет назад +41

    Didn't even kill the lobster before cooking

    • @thekinghash
      @thekinghash 7 лет назад +8

      dumbfuck all lobsters are killed and cooked like that lol

    • @EdUnleashed1
      @EdUnleashed1 7 лет назад +23

      No they aren't, they can be killed humanely first and then cooked

    • @iored
      @iored 7 лет назад +17

      There is no humane way to kill a lobster because they have no pain receptors. Also, killing them before putting them in the water isn't as fresh. I'm pretty sure it even ruins that part of the lobster.

    • @therougechipmunk8058
      @therougechipmunk8058 7 лет назад +15

      hippys and there stupid kill them humanely nonsense, do animals kill other animals humanely? no they all get eat alive and ripped apart til dead

    • @EdUnleashed1
      @EdUnleashed1 7 лет назад +5

      There's no humane way to kill anything, but I'd rather have a clean blow than to be boiled alive... And apparently it's not to do with the freshness, just the texture

  • @MrJared93
    @MrJared93 7 лет назад +393

    Did he seriously just eat lobster shit??

    • @Drupp12
      @Drupp12 7 лет назад +72

      yup and I eat crab shit it tastes like mustard

    • @fizalex6612
      @fizalex6612 7 лет назад +2

      Jared Kilby that's the best part.

    • @fizalex6612
      @fizalex6612 7 лет назад +102

      dantemike1 why do people need to bring politics into EVERYTHING. Jesus you can't watch a video to do with anything without someone mentioning Hilary or Trump

    • @johnriddell71
      @johnriddell71 7 лет назад +57

      dantemike1 Always intrigued to see how long it takes a political argument to devolve into fuck-yous

    • @leonscott543
      @leonscott543 7 лет назад +4

      proof 80 people are not real seafood heads

  • @bumblebee3321
    @bumblebee3321 5 лет назад

    I love this guy!!

  • @christophert.7635
    @christophert.7635 4 года назад

    I love him so much!

  • @rq2757
    @rq2757 7 лет назад +27

    That ending killed me. Matty is the greatest.

    • @nikooooo7661
      @nikooooo7661 Год назад

      Bet you wish you had Donald back now bud.

    • @megaravanger
      @megaravanger Год назад +3

      @@nikooooo7661 I can't think of a single person I know who wishes Donald was still president LOL

    • @redwind18o
      @redwind18o Год назад

      @@megaravanger except all retards like you who voted for pedo Biden now bitching about gas prices and shit next time don’t vote for an old decrepit piece of shit like Biden retards like you are the reason America is fucked currently and why everything is so expensive

    • @megaravanger
      @megaravanger Год назад +1

      @@redwind18o on the contrary, I'm a non-voting felon who rides the train every day, good try though brother 8)

  • @dereknueveuno
    @dereknueveuno 7 лет назад +6

    Get Matty and Bronson together!

  • @OccupyMars2035
    @OccupyMars2035 4 года назад

    I love you Matty!

  • @dustinjames1122
    @dustinjames1122 4 года назад +8

    "It's gettn' close.. Gettn' CLOOOOO-OOOOOSSSEEE"

  • @pikminhero
    @pikminhero 5 лет назад +10

    I love how Jon’s only human interaction is to close his eyes and throw his head back

  • @ScipioWasHere
    @ScipioWasHere 7 лет назад +97

    Wow he didn't even kill it first. Hate seeing vegetables in pain.

  • @vanessakeepness5671
    @vanessakeepness5671 4 года назад

    I love this guy ❤️

  • @CamsForCod
    @CamsForCod 4 года назад

    Watching from new brunswick great vid matty!!

  • @YouFrAGit
    @YouFrAGit 5 лет назад +4

    I love this guy's personality!

  • @notenoughsoup
    @notenoughsoup 7 лет назад +93

    everything about this video from the beginning to the trump bashing (minus the shit eating) is why i love Matty Matheson

    • @lebronjames3957
      @lebronjames3957 7 лет назад +14

      trump >>>>>> hillary

    • @Thisisahandle701
      @Thisisahandle701 7 лет назад +5

      Trump isn't better than Hillary in terms of releasing his tax returns. Methinks Trump doesn't want people to know the extent of his lying regarding; donations, net worth, how much he pays workers or how much tax he pays. Bit shady for a candidate who considers himself a "truth-teller".

    • @lebronjames3957
      @lebronjames3957 7 лет назад +3

      Kasbian Vaulks trump >>>>>> hillary

    • @Thisisahandle701
      @Thisisahandle701 7 лет назад

      Superkai 64
      Kasbian Vaulks >>>>>> Superkai 64

    • @lebronjames3957
      @lebronjames3957 7 лет назад +3

      Kasbian Vaulks lol youre so fuckin gay i bet you kiss girls

  • @silaswendt1867
    @silaswendt1867 2 года назад

    Matty you a legend

  • @CookinwithTee
    @CookinwithTee 4 года назад

    love matty

  • @bessyisyourbestieforever3164
    @bessyisyourbestieforever3164 7 лет назад +4

    Man Matty Matheson and Eddie Huang are the funniest and best chefs on vice 🙌🙌🙌

  • @andrewwillmore3501
    @andrewwillmore3501 5 лет назад +31

    Dude. You are an inspiration. Fantastic content, recipes always on point. Commentary speaks to technique that helps with other dishes. I am a huge fan :) Keep the amazing content coming!

  • @Mackieleeee.1
    @Mackieleeee.1 5 лет назад

    i love this guy

  • @cindybear2689
    @cindybear2689 9 месяцев назад

    Matty, your cooking always always looks delicious and you are an Amazing human being. Luv ya!

  • @Rileyhaines123
    @Rileyhaines123 5 лет назад +12

    This was sooo entertaining!

  • @cookieez4u2
    @cookieez4u2 7 лет назад +79

    SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA....so, I'm in the kitchen about to start dinner. I always like to watch professional chefs talk about cooking while I'm cooking --- because I'm a pro-fess-OR. NOT! So I typed in Lobster sandwiches (which I'm not having tonight). OK - so I stumbled on this video. Immediately, my attention was caught by his sheer humor. Having to keep an eye on dinner and his conversation, I found I needed to turn the fire down and pay attention to a guy who sticks his fingers in boiling water. The entire video had me captivated - but his ending comment about TRUMP just made me roll on the floor. We all need to subscribe to a guy that polishes a genuine vibe. Babe, you need a little chocolate in your milk!

    • @sephenouellet3991
      @sephenouellet3991 6 лет назад

      Cook-ee Irvin hey hes my favourite. i give him so much support. hes from my home town. Saint John, New Brunswick Canada

  • @MaryWehmeier
    @MaryWehmeier 3 года назад

    Love it! Bring it on Matty! We need a beer with those rolls. Damn I miss them!

  • @LungButter
    @LungButter 4 года назад +1

    3:57 Me Everytime I make crab legs or lobster haha!! I love this guy