Another fantastic story and brilliantly voiced by the talented Mr Blood. I totally enjoy listening to Drew Blood and I make sure to never miss any of his brilliantly narrated stories. Thanks CTFDN and everybody else involved.
I heard this last year while working a 12 hour shift at Amazon. This is the most entertaining story on RUclips! Been looking for this for a year and finally found it.
The mystery, the drama, and the comedy this series has it all. And with Drew narrating Geoff’s fantastic stories you can’t go wrong…But poor deputy detective Dingle….😂
Brilliant! You and Jason Hill are the absolute best for narrating this author’s stories. Can’t wait for the next chapter of these two wild back wood cops.
That was Highly Entertaining! ...and Deputy Dingle appears to have the same voice as the elf who wanted to be a dentist from "Rudolph the red nosed reindeer"....LMAO!
Always in the mood for Drew! Thanks 😊 I absolutely love this ! These two characters are hilarious! Keeps me laughing throughout the tale . Bravo Guys! I can’t wait for more ! This is definitely a winner and a favorite of mine . Thanks for the laughs and for keeping me entertained! It’s no wonder Drew is my favorite. Tons of personality and talent . Thanks Drew &Geoff ! Please keep these coming!! 😊🌹
I know there is another episode with the sheriff and his side kick.. but it’s so well written and amazingly read.. there should be a series with them! Superbly done!!
Another witty story from Mr. Geoff and crazy outstanding narration and brilliant production from Mr. Blood! 😅 seriously though, is there any accent you cannot do? Thank you for always entertaining us with your amazing work!
Yooooooo!!!!!! I jus remembered they're da same ones from da Goat Show!!!!! Yo dats so damn cool I was hopin they had another story, its a couple of em I wish had a story or more connected to em
Oh happy dayyyyy ! 🌞The 4th *Dingle & Ball* investigation!! Loved that intro.. omg, it made my day! _"Why do I gotta touch him?"_ asks Dingle.. no probs, he just had a bath, deputy.. go ahead and nudge him around a bit! Just don't scare away the fish! 😆🤣 The gibberish had me in tears of laughter! I only understood, _"I say f* you!'_ 😁 Geoff is a comic genius.. but I never cease to say that! 👏 👏 Brilliant performances and production.. thanks for all the laughs, guys! Really enjoying this! 💀🌹🖤❤
See how Ball's on the ball.. a guy is either a pizza 🍕 or a tacos guy 🌮 😆😆 Well I'll be bobbin'-ass cheeked! Mr Stink-bait.. you gotta realise Dingle & Ball are a-head of themselves in these investigations - _NO PUN INTENDED!!_ 🤭😆🤣😁
I love Drew’s voice. Not sure what part of America his accent is from but it reminds me of yer old man sitting on a farm porch whittling. So calming. Love from NZ
Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh shii a Drew Blood exclusive, this "environmental resource" 🌲💨 is definitely gonna come in handy lol. Hope you've been blessed buddy, as usual I had to make my weekly trip way down into the swamps to hear an ole tale from Drew Blood. -DatsMook
I was going to turn this off about three times. I was like, “wth?” But if there’s one thing I’ve learned over my many years listening to horror podcatsts, It’s this. You have to give things a chance to grow on you. A couple of (detective) sheriffs driving around with a head cheese pizza might be a learning experience.
Can someone please tell me how long the sheriff had been in law enforcement. I don’t think it was mentioned in the story.. Thank you in advance. How the hell did you do that Yurt Speak without bursting out laughing. Pure genius i say, pure genius.
When the shooting started I honestly thought there was a chicken running and yelling "Oh cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck!" I had to listen again to learn it was Deputy Detective Dingle running and screaming. But for some reason, in a funny way, Dingle as a chicken sounds kinda right for that fleeting moment.
I won't ever be the same... I've laughed so hard I nearly pee.ed all over myself I kept saying stop. But your not here You 2 are just nuts You ought to be on stage . I'm telling u .. Ty Holding my sides in Va
Hey Sturtevant, They say the dirt here in California has the most amazing healing abilities. With that private jet u can be here lickity split. Fix u up, right as rain. 😆🤣😝
Oh, I did a bad thing, Drew ... I started to listen to the Live Streams of Parrots on TikTok and then my heart broke into tiny little pieces ... I'm now going to pay attention and listen to your voice from the beginning coz no People should ever have to go through loss ever! Sending my love to Y'All xxx
Got my slab of chocolate (a voice tells me not to ask where or who) and my cuppa java, more ciggies and a game of Scrabble ... Yup, on with the story xxx
Ball and dinkle are my absolute favorites!!! You guys are amazing together!! Undignified
Another fantastic story and brilliantly voiced by the talented Mr Blood. I totally enjoy listening to Drew Blood and I make sure to never miss any of his brilliantly narrated stories. Thanks CTFDN and everybody else involved.
I heard this last year while working a 12 hour shift at Amazon. This is the most entertaining story on RUclips! Been looking for this for a year and finally found it.
I love these guys. I want a new story every week.
These 2 Cops are Hilarious! Great Story Line!!
The mystery, the drama, and the comedy this series has it all. And with Drew narrating Geoff’s fantastic stories you can’t go wrong…But poor deputy detective Dingle….😂
Drew and Geoff are a wonderful combo.
Oh, took my kids to see some geese this afternoon. Sadly couldn’t show Geoff’s bravery.
Brilliant! You and Jason Hill are the absolute best for narrating this author’s stories. Can’t wait for the next chapter of these two wild back wood cops.
LOVE LOVE YOUR NARRATION & LOVE LOVE G.S. TWISTED STORIES! THANK YOU FOR MAKING MY LIFE FEEL NORMAL!
I absolutely love these stories! Best narrator ot there. The bit with the author has me rolling 🤣 😂 😆
Geoff is one of my favorite writers on here! Poor Dingle...
If there's one thing I learned in 20 years of being a chilling tales subscriber it's this: they're always gonna post some great stories 🐐
That was Highly Entertaining! ...and Deputy Dingle appears to have the same voice as the elf who wanted to be a dentist from "Rudolph the red nosed reindeer"....LMAO!
Yup, Yup...I love me some Creepy Pastas & DREW BLOOD has the perfect raspy sexy voice for them.
Hell yeah! Let's Gooooo!!
My week is not complete without a stopover at CASA DE BLOOD!! Loved this Drew !!! Had it blaring through my kitchen had my tribe here laughing 😂!
Always in the mood for Drew! Thanks 😊
I absolutely love this ! These two characters are hilarious! Keeps me laughing throughout the tale . Bravo Guys! I can’t wait for more ! This is definitely a winner and a favorite of mine . Thanks for the laughs and for keeping me entertained! It’s no wonder Drew is my favorite. Tons of personality and talent . Thanks Drew &Geoff ! Please keep these coming!! 😊🌹
A gentle descent into madness is sometimes all that's needed to round off the day. 🤗😬
Oh yeah, digging these. Fantastic work from Geoff and Blood 😆
I've heard all of the previous stories about the sheriff and the deputy And this is the best 1.
Love Deputy Ball and Dingle. Such an original and hilarious series.
I know there is another episode with the sheriff and his side kick.. but it’s so well written and amazingly read.. there should be a series with them! Superbly done!!
The cat episode right?
Another witty story from Mr. Geoff and crazy outstanding narration and brilliant production from Mr. Blood! 😅 seriously though, is there any accent you cannot do? Thank you for always entertaining us with your amazing work!
Love it funny as heck
Yooooooo!!!!!! I jus remembered they're da same ones from da Goat Show!!!!! Yo dats so damn cool I was hopin they had another story, its a couple of em I wish had a story or more connected to em
This is the 4th in the series, Mook.. The Show Goat, The Peeper, The Protuberance and now this one! 🤣🤣
"That's God dammed undignified" if you don't have a chuckle... excellent narration again Drew n story Geoff....
Oh Lawd!!! You done run across somma my Cajun swamp kinfolk!
Its Texan. Think Boomhower. From king of the hill.
I went back and listened to this again. So good. I hope there’s more to come in this series.
Oh happy dayyyyy ! 🌞The 4th *Dingle & Ball* investigation!! Loved that intro.. omg, it made my day!
_"Why do I gotta touch him?"_ asks Dingle.. no probs, he just had a bath, deputy.. go ahead and nudge him around a bit! Just don't scare away the fish! 😆🤣 The gibberish had me in tears of laughter! I only understood, _"I say f* you!'_ 😁
Geoff is a comic genius.. but I never cease to say that! 👏 👏 Brilliant performances and production.. thanks for all the laughs, guys! Really enjoying this! 💀🌹🖤❤
See how Ball's on the ball.. a guy is either a pizza 🍕 or a tacos guy 🌮 😆😆 Well I'll be bobbin'-ass cheeked!
Mr Stink-bait.. you gotta realise Dingle & Ball are a-head of themselves in these investigations - _NO PUN INTENDED!!_ 🤭😆🤣😁
Thanks Pimpozza! Dammit, if I'd been thinking, I'd have had Ball grab an order of Fettuce from the pizzeria!
@@geoffsturtevant Hahaaaa, that would have been the fettuce on the cake, Geoff.. 😁🤣😆🤭 - at least a small bowl for poor, starving Dingle 🍝
Sturtephant's in the house. 😆😁🤣.
Just found this ......💙
It's totally gold
Drew, this tale was great fun.You bring all your characters to life.Love how I lose myself when listening to you.Thankyou!💜🐾
I loved it!! Great job fellers and thank you. 😁👍
Lmfao , literally !!! Loved it , Drew and Geoff !! Omg , loved the yurt dude !! Thanks guys ! 💀🎱💀
Drew and Geoff! I'd be horn swaggled, hog tied , and cuffed to the heater and still come out smilein! Darn tooten darlins!😉💋 tag teamed lol
Funny, sick, and masterfully narrated
This is G O L D
Classic, keep it up guys
I Love these stories, and Love the presentation ❤ so Much! I wish I had that kind of talent. You guys are amazing 👏! Much Love!
This series. The best
So excited to finally get to listen splittail keeps cracking me up tho 🤣
Yeesssss!! Luv me some Drew Blood👍
45:59 had me in tears!
I love Drew’s voice. Not sure what part of America his accent is from but it reminds me of yer old man sitting on a farm porch whittling. So calming. Love from NZ
Drew is a proud Texan, Liz 🤗🇨🇱
This was super enjoyable!!! Great work
Masterpiece
Yay! I can never get enough of Split Tail stories! Ball and Dingle are the best! Lol
The yert guy has me rolling!! 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 Love it!
Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh shii a Drew Blood exclusive, this "environmental resource" 🌲💨 is definitely gonna come in handy lol. Hope you've been blessed buddy, as usual I had to make my weekly trip way down into the swamps to hear an ole tale from Drew Blood.
-DatsMook
Yurt dweller patois is absolutely sublime.
HILARIOUS!!!
The Yurt Fella cracked me up!
I can't wait!!!
I was going to turn this off about three times. I was like, “wth?” But if there’s one thing I’ve learned over my many years listening to horror podcatsts, It’s this. You have to give things a chance to grow on you. A couple of (detective) sheriffs driving around with a head cheese pizza might be a learning experience.
H...yeah azzz what I'm talkn bout Master Sargent Drew Blood sir...u and the team's Lay'n down the law!😂
Love this 😁
Maybe I'm country but I understood every word that yert guy said.
Clearly Geoff is a Hot Fuzz fan ;) …
and also a Yurt-person
Drew and Geoff...Hottest dudes in the biz!!
You and Mr. Jiry? The best. Thanks.
Can someone please tell me how long the sheriff had been in law enforcement. I don’t think it was mentioned in the story.. Thank you in advance.
How the hell did you do that Yurt Speak without bursting out laughing. Pure genius i say, pure genius.
😁🤭😆🤣 20 years, Space?
Haha, I love that funny talking. :D Just like that shrimp guy from Southpark..
Awesome
So ridiculous it's funny! If they aren't the best cops ever
He's just had a bath! Hahaha
When the shooting started I honestly thought there was a chicken running and yelling "Oh cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck!" I had to listen again to learn it was Deputy Detective Dingle running and screaming. But for some reason, in a funny way, Dingle as a chicken sounds kinda right for that fleeting moment.
Bait, tackle and haircuts lol 😂
Drew, were you channeling a bit of Ole Justin Wilson? 😉😉❤
Drew Blood you are awesome .💪👊✌️👻🎃😍☠️🙏🤗💯Thank you .🙊🙉🙈👻
🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 Is that enuf stars?
Scientifically meant to stink hahaha
fucking great story, im gonna check out the other episodes asap
I think you the sheriff and his faithful sidekick should have a prime time TV series.i think they're better than batman and robin anyday
Poor dingle always gets screwed😂🤣
The sheriff and his Deputy would be welcome on any police force in the country I think
I won't ever be the same... I've laughed so hard I nearly pee.ed all over myself
I kept saying stop. But your not here
You 2 are just nuts
You ought to be on stage . I'm telling u ..
Ty
Holding my sides in Va
Just what I needed, perfect dinner date.
Hey Sturtevant, They say the dirt here in California has the most amazing healing abilities. With that private jet u can be here lickity split. Fix u up, right as rain. 😆🤣😝
@@MC-gt7xn next kumite tournament over there, I'll be right on my way! 😜
@@geoffsturtevant Well I'll be dipped, n ready with Drew's suggested remedy for that snake bite. 😏
@@MC-gt7xn 😂👍
@@geoffsturtevant that's undignified, Geoff!
Just getting ready to take out me dog n listen to what ino will be another ace story, respect from UK✌️
Yum, yum, eatem up 😆
If I ever find myself in the precarious situation of bein murdered, I hope the investigation is headed up by ANYONE but this here sheriff.
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Nice.
What's up Drew 👍👍👍
Oh, I did a bad thing, Drew ... I started to listen to the Live Streams of Parrots on TikTok and then my heart broke into tiny little pieces ... I'm now going to pay attention and listen to your voice from the beginning coz no People should ever have to go through loss ever! Sending my love to Y'All xxx
... pausing for a bit ... yup, shouldna go losin' one's 'ead over nuttin' ... Anyways, I'll be back shortly ... gotta go do things ...
Got my slab of chocolate (a voice tells me not to ask where or who) and my cuppa java, more ciggies and a game of Scrabble ... Yup, on with the story xxx
Great...where t.f. is 1
through 3!!?
Haha 😂 that “. Translation..
LMAO!!!!!
I'm smoking an buddy
19:02 One and only thing I can get it clear from him.
Luv u
Split tail? Lol. Hmm.
What happened to the first 3 Splittail Files?
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Why repeat the same thing over and over it’s annoying and ruins the story.
........ Nope 👎🏻