Rooster i dont know if you are going to see this but you are my favorite youtuber. You made me discover theHunter: Call of the Wild with me and my friends and we had the best experience and we play every day thanks to you. Thank you. And you content is amazing and not boring like other content creators make their content for this game. Please keep doing what your doing! Keep uploading it puts a smile on me and my friends face and everyone else.
A man walked into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants, when he got there the bartender said “that must be driving you insane.” The man replied “it’s driving me nuts”
Here’s my dad joke for ya rooster: (part 1) I became a chicken farmer today! I guess you could say that I a chicken tender! (Part 2) I was so EGGcited for my first day! Love the vids btw man
Yea ikr😂. Was not expecting that. I love your content rooster. I started watching you at 5K subscribers and I knew you would eventually blow up because your content is amazing. Your the main reason I started playing and I have enjoyed the new Australian map. Thanks a lot❤
Grandma: Back in our days, you could buy bread, milk, soaps, spices, eggs, meat, all for a dollar. Little Kid: You can’t do that now. They have CCTVs everywhere!
Has anyone here ever had a puppy with a fever? Mine does and I'm not entirely certain how to cure it. I've heard that rubbing the pup with a mixture of mustard and ketchup works, but I don't know. They do say those go well on hot dogs though.
A panda bear walks into a bar. He sits down, orders a sandwich, eats it, then shoots the waitress. He gets up to leave and the manager says “You can’t leave! You didn’t pay for your meal and you shot my waitress!” The bear goes “I’m a panda bear. Look it up.” So the manager looks up panda bears and in the description it says “Panda Bear: Eats shoots and leaves.”
I just got emerald coast and got a goat and kangaroo. Love it. Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays. Thats my favorite joke bc that was my great grandpa's favorite joke. He told it to me everyday as a kid before he passed. Love you, Grandpa❤❤
Roost! If you lay down at the waters edge and slowly move in you will find a sweet spot where you can see and shoot under the water as if you were above it
Last week I went to this spot with my friend, and I shit you not. 5 8-Mythicals, two of which Albinos. This spot for Saltwater Crocs is fucking awesome 😂
Dad joke- what’s the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt? Usain Bolt can finish a race. That is pretty dark and all jokes but love your content rooster!
You know I spent a lot of time trying to think of a witting dad joke but then I realised I wasn't punny enough for it and I wouldn't be able to ketchup so I figured I'd open the door and lettuce in
I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold coins. I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it. Then I remembered why I was digging in our garden much love
Your def a better hunter than I. I would’ve took a bunch of extra shots like the possible collateral at around 9:30 knowing I would’ve definitely missed
Way too late but I think I may have won this one... My friend recently got divorced because his wife thought he was too un-American He told me he "saw it coming from a kilometer away"🤣🤣🤣
One day little Timmy walked up to his mom and asked "mom does Jesus use our bathroom? " his mother replied "no why" Timmy said "cause every morning dad beats on the door and yells Jesus are you in there"
What do you call an alligator who is always wearing a vest? An investigator.
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good one!
T’y
Hahahahahha
I know that joke
My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. “That's my stepladder,” he said. "I never knew my real ladder.”
What are you doing, Stepladder?
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Rooster i dont know if you are going to see this but you are my favorite youtuber. You made me discover theHunter: Call of the Wild with me and my friends and we had the best experience and we play every day thanks to you. Thank you. And you content is amazing and not boring like other content creators make their content for this game. Please keep doing what your doing! Keep uploading it puts a smile on me and my friends face and everyone else.
I'm happy I could get you into the game! And thank you, it's awesome people like you that make my community so great 💪❤️
Agreed
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I wanna like this comment but don't wanna mess up the 69 likes iykyk.
I got the game because of you and now I am addicted to it
A man walked into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants, when he got there the bartender said “that must be driving you insane.” The man replied “it’s driving me nuts”
Lol 😂
Lol
What did one hat say to the other?" "Stay here! I'm going on ahead." Fits the reason for the joke lmfao
Jimothy: Did you hear about the man that lost all of his left?
Bobithan: No! What happend?
Jimothy: I don't know, but I heard he's all right now.
Here’s my dad joke for ya rooster: (part 1) I became a chicken farmer today! I guess you could say that I a chicken tender! (Part 2) I was so EGGcited for my first day!
Love the vids btw man
"Singing In The Shower Is Fun Until You Get Soap In Your Mouth. Then It's A Soap Opera."
Dad joke: What is a funny mountain called? Hill-arious.
Did you know that marsupials are the official spokesperson of the animal kingdom? They're the only ones that are koala-fied.
What did the horse say after it tripped?
Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!
That’s a great joke man
The comment and reply are so perfect I almost didn't want to respond and ruin it 😂
Yea ikr😂. Was not expecting that. I love your content rooster. I started watching you at 5K subscribers and I knew you would eventually blow up because your content is amazing. Your the main reason I started playing and I have enjoyed the new Australian map. Thanks a lot❤
0:38 Hmm a dad joke ay, well i was once addicted to soap but now im clean, well atleast i tried 😂
Grandma: Back in our days, you could buy bread, milk, soaps, spices, eggs, meat, all for a dollar.
Little Kid: You can’t do that now. They have CCTVs everywhere!
"Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?" "Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels."
Probably too late but....
Whyd the scarecrow win an award???
Because he was outstanding in his field.
TLOU?
DAD JOKE - 2 biscuits crossing the road, one of them gets run over, the other says “ oh crumbs “ 🤷🏼♂️
What does a ginger do when he wants to High five a friend?
He claps
bro wiped out the banteng population
bruh i would be terrified if a crocodile is chasing me constantly. i would sh#t myself. ayy good video rooster you have great vibes keep it UP
Two flies on a poop. One lets one go "Parp". The other one goes "Do yer mind. I'm eating!"
what's one thing a gator and my ex have in common, they both wont go down easily.
😂😂😂
Nah that’s wild 😂
Whats the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
A live stream!
Heres one more
"What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?" "Sofishticated."
Well, we all know it’s gonna be a good day because he posted a video today keep up the AWESOME work man!
In 19:13 the Arrow flys back like a ricochet 😮
Has anyone here ever had a puppy with a fever? Mine does and I'm not entirely certain how to cure it. I've heard that rubbing the pup with a mixture of mustard and ketchup works, but I don't know. They do say those go well on hot dogs though.
"Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!"
Look at that thumbnail!😮 That is cool!!! Great content as always!
Thanks! I wasn't too sure about this thumbnail actually, so it's awesome to hear you like it!
@@Rooster_Gaming it’s proper in your face and vibrant! They all feel like your in a live scene when you glance at them, don’t change them 🙏🏻
This is a classic: son: hey dad I’m hungry. Dad: oh hi hungry I’m dad.
The amount of game in that area is insane. More than I have seen in 25 hours of playing
Did you hear about the two robbers that got arrested for steeling a calendar? They both got 6 months.
This library has two stories,
You can barely call it a library 😂
what does a baby computer call his father? DATA 🤣
Great video! Cograts for the diamond croc! ❤
Thank you! 💪❤
I’ve almost got multiple diamond crocs but 1 was troll and I’m still hunting for 2😅
@@Logan-l4b7i good for you I guess?
"I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered."
Great video! Glad you keep the adult language and humor in and uncensored. Really enjoy your gameplay
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Dad joke: kid: I stubbed my toe owww. Dad: you better call a tow truck😂😂
Why was the snowman so happy? Because he saw the snowblower coming down the street
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?" "Pilgrims."
What did the ice cream say to the lollipop….. Hello sucker ….
15:50 the gooch!?!
Sheesh, yet another ass filled adventure.
Why did the deer become a hunter?
Because he always wanted to buck the system!
Dad joke: ah i accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eye now I have Heinz sight
Yet again rooster comes up with a masterpiece❤️
A panda bear walks into a bar. He sits down, orders a sandwich, eats it, then shoots the waitress. He gets up to leave and the manager says “You can’t leave! You didn’t pay for your meal and you shot my waitress!” The bear goes “I’m a panda bear. Look it up.” So the manager looks up panda bears and in the description it says “Panda Bear: Eats shoots and leaves.”
Rooster found a croc diamond I’m not jealous cause I Love his content
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos (car loss🤣)
I just got emerald coast and got a goat and kangaroo. Love it.
Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
Thats my favorite joke bc that was my great grandpa's favorite joke. He told it to me everyday as a kid before he passed. Love you, Grandpa❤❤
A man walks into a zoo and there's only one dog it's a Shitzu
The child refused to nap. She was found guilty of resisting a rest
What do you call an alligator who is always wearing a vest? An investigator
When @Rooster saw the #9 Alligator he said come back here you son of a - then @Rooster got the Alligator
Glad to know I’m not the only one who plays this as a run and gun type game lol. I kill everything I come across
Have to for the cash. Ammo and calls are WAY too expensive!
Roost! If you lay down at the waters edge and slowly move in you will find a sweet spot where you can see and shoot under the water as if you were above it
I tried, but couldn't manage to do it :(
Yeah I did that too a piebald crocodile, it kinda felt like cheating
I'm afraid of speed bumps, but I am slowly getting over it. I know i wont win but i tried.
A man goes to a chicken and he goes “hey chicken! Hey chicken” and the chicken goes “fugg off!”
That’s a big old gator 😎 keep up the great content bubba!🐓
😡ITS A CROC! I’m jk I mess up and say gator to sometimes
@@Luke_15jk My bad, we only have gators in South Carolina. I should get used to saying both 🤣
@@Harryyydagoat 🤣I’m trying to get used to saying both and it makes me so mad when I mess up
@@Luke_15jk you play on pc?
@@Harryyydagoat No sadly I would like to I just have to much progress on ps4 to give it up😂
A man came to my door one day and asked for a donation to the community swimming pool, so I gave him a cup of water.
[E] Thanks Rooster!
I also got one last night to and scored 1,049! Awesome croc man!🐊
Thanks! And congrats 🎉
Amazing keep up the good work we should play together Big game five
Last week I went to this spot with my friend, and I shit you not. 5 8-Mythicals, two of which Albinos. This spot for Saltwater Crocs is fucking awesome 😂
name a Mexican who lost the car?
Carlos
I love telling Dad jokes, sometimes he laughs
Ngl best youtuber goin
What's the difference between a woman and a light bulb?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
Why do these guys make it look so easy 😭😭😭
Dad joke- what’s the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt? Usain Bolt can finish a race.
That is pretty dark and all jokes but love your content rooster!
You know I spent a lot of time trying to think of a witting dad joke but then I realised I wasn't punny enough for it and I wouldn't be able to ketchup so I figured I'd open the door and lettuce in
😂
Smoothest transaction
I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold coins. I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it. Then I remembered why I was digging in our garden
much love
What's crazy is you can play this game the exact same way on ps4 without flaw on all maps its insane
9:24 so good shot!
Great video,keep up with the awesome content!
Not my greatest but I’ll give it a shot. Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable. Love your content!
Your def a better hunter than I. I would’ve took a bunch of extra shots like the possible collateral at around 9:30 knowing I would’ve definitely missed
If you shoot a crocodile right behind the jaw, it insta drops
A horse walks in a bar and the harbor says hay and the horse says yes
Love the videos keep up ur good work.❤
“right in the back of the fucking dome” had me dying😂
Great vid Rooster love the croc hunts. Keep up the great work man.
When does a joke become a dad joke when it comes and never leaves
Jimmy: Hey do you know anything cool about Switzerland.
Sam: no
Jimmy: I don’t know but the flag is a big plus
This guy walked into the bar there was a line of people waiting to punch him. That was the punch line.
You amazing 😊 thanks for the video
dad joke: son i am cold, dad go stand in the corner, son why, dad it is 90 degrees
Nice that croc almost did not make diamond!
I would have never played this map ever again 😂
U go to the bakery on 1st januray.
Dad:you got bread?
Seller: yeah.. but it from last year.
Can’t believe I’m just now finding your channel! Love the content my man 🫡
Welcome aboard!
Just found it too and i now i wanna play the hunter really bad xD
What does a tic and the Effie tower have in common ... They're both paris sites😂😂😂
what do you call a cow with no legs GROUND BEEF
bruh hahahah good 1
Lol
I was wathing your video and got a diamond banteng 😂
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💪too you too and its My first diamond
Rooster just as I was watching your video I got a diamond crocodile 1023.25 grey you are a luck charm man ❤
Way too late but I think I may have won this one...
My friend recently got divorced because his wife thought he was too un-American
He told me he "saw it coming from a kilometer away"🤣🤣🤣
Man I love your content keep up!
What does a robot do after a one night stand……….. he nuts and bolts
Here's my dad joke for those who are German and get offended easily just keep scrolling.
"What do you call a blind German, A not see..."
Hahahah wait till I show this to Acvanced
One day little Timmy walked up to his mom and asked "mom does Jesus use our bathroom? " his mother replied "no why" Timmy said "cause every morning dad beats on the door and yells Jesus are you in there"
Awesome find man, I’ve been lookin for a diamond croc since the update.
I asked my dog what 2-2 is, he said nothing.
LOL
I'm afraid for the calendar.
Its days are numbered!
I love your videos , keep up the good work , God bless you.
Do you know we’re I store all the dad jokes?
In the daddad bass😂
For those that don’t know, Rooster has an awesome discord channel to share your best COTW moments & trophies! Come join in on the fun!
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What did the buffalo say to his kid when he left, bye son
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two tired.