Rooster i dont know if you are going to see this but you are my favorite youtuber. You made me discover theHunter: Call of the Wild with me and my friends and we had the best experience and we play every day thanks to you. Thank you. And you content is amazing and not boring like other content creators make their content for this game. Please keep doing what your doing! Keep uploading it puts a smile on me and my friends face and everyone else.
A man walked into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants, when he got there the bartender said “that must be driving you insane.” The man replied “it’s driving me nuts”
Here’s my dad joke for ya rooster: (part 1) I became a chicken farmer today! I guess you could say that I a chicken tender! (Part 2) I was so EGGcited for my first day! Love the vids btw man
Yea ikr😂. Was not expecting that. I love your content rooster. I started watching you at 5K subscribers and I knew you would eventually blow up because your content is amazing. Your the main reason I started playing and I have enjoyed the new Australian map. Thanks a lot❤
Grandma: Back in our days, you could buy bread, milk, soaps, spices, eggs, meat, all for a dollar. Little Kid: You can’t do that now. They have CCTVs everywhere!
Has anyone here ever had a puppy with a fever? Mine does and I'm not entirely certain how to cure it. I've heard that rubbing the pup with a mixture of mustard and ketchup works, but I don't know. They do say those go well on hot dogs though.
A panda bear walks into a bar. He sits down, orders a sandwich, eats it, then shoots the waitress. He gets up to leave and the manager says “You can’t leave! You didn’t pay for your meal and you shot my waitress!” The bear goes “I’m a panda bear. Look it up.” So the manager looks up panda bears and in the description it says “Panda Bear: Eats shoots and leaves.”
I just got emerald coast and got a goat and kangaroo. Love it. Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays. Thats my favorite joke bc that was my great grandpa's favorite joke. He told it to me everyday as a kid before he passed. Love you, Grandpa❤❤
You know I spent a lot of time trying to think of a witting dad joke but then I realised I wasn't punny enough for it and I wouldn't be able to ketchup so I figured I'd open the door and lettuce in
Your def a better hunter than I. I would’ve took a bunch of extra shots like the possible collateral at around 9:30 knowing I would’ve definitely missed
Roost! If you lay down at the waters edge and slowly move in you will find a sweet spot where you can see and shoot under the water as if you were above it
Dad joke- what’s the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt? Usain Bolt can finish a race. That is pretty dark and all jokes but love your content rooster!
Last week I went to this spot with my friend, and I shit you not. 5 8-Mythicals, two of which Albinos. This spot for Saltwater Crocs is fucking awesome 😂
What do you call an alligator who is always wearing a vest? An investigator.
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good one!
T’y
Hahahahahha
I know that joke
My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. “That's my stepladder,” he said. "I never knew my real ladder.”
What are you doing, Stepladder?
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What did one hat say to the other?" "Stay here! I'm going on ahead." Fits the reason for the joke lmfao
Rooster i dont know if you are going to see this but you are my favorite youtuber. You made me discover theHunter: Call of the Wild with me and my friends and we had the best experience and we play every day thanks to you. Thank you. And you content is amazing and not boring like other content creators make their content for this game. Please keep doing what your doing! Keep uploading it puts a smile on me and my friends face and everyone else.
I'm happy I could get you into the game! And thank you, it's awesome people like you that make my community so great 💪❤️
Agreed
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I wanna like this comment but don't wanna mess up the 69 likes iykyk.
I got the game because of you and now I am addicted to it
Jimothy: Did you hear about the man that lost all of his left?
Bobithan: No! What happend?
Jimothy: I don't know, but I heard he's all right now.
A man walked into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants, when he got there the bartender said “that must be driving you insane.” The man replied “it’s driving me nuts”
Lol 😂
Lol
Here’s my dad joke for ya rooster: (part 1) I became a chicken farmer today! I guess you could say that I a chicken tender! (Part 2) I was so EGGcited for my first day!
Love the vids btw man
"Singing In The Shower Is Fun Until You Get Soap In Your Mouth. Then It's A Soap Opera."
Dad joke: What is a funny mountain called? Hill-arious.
Did you know that marsupials are the official spokesperson of the animal kingdom? They're the only ones that are koala-fied.
What did the horse say after it tripped?
Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!
That’s a great joke man
The comment and reply are so perfect I almost didn't want to respond and ruin it 😂
Yea ikr😂. Was not expecting that. I love your content rooster. I started watching you at 5K subscribers and I knew you would eventually blow up because your content is amazing. Your the main reason I started playing and I have enjoyed the new Australian map. Thanks a lot❤
bro wiped out the banteng population
What does a ginger do when he wants to High five a friend?
He claps
0:38 Hmm a dad joke ay, well i was once addicted to soap but now im clean, well atleast i tried 😂
"Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?" "Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels."
"I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered."
Grandma: Back in our days, you could buy bread, milk, soaps, spices, eggs, meat, all for a dollar.
Little Kid: You can’t do that now. They have CCTVs everywhere!
bruh i would be terrified if a crocodile is chasing me constantly. i would sh#t myself. ayy good video rooster you have great vibes keep it UP
What did the ice cream say to the lollipop….. Hello sucker ….
Did you hear about the two robbers that got arrested for steeling a calendar? They both got 6 months.
The amount of game in that area is insane. More than I have seen in 25 hours of playing
In 19:13 the Arrow flys back like a ricochet 😮
Probably too late but....
Whyd the scarecrow win an award???
Because he was outstanding in his field.
TLOU?
This library has two stories,
You can barely call it a library 😂
Two flies on a poop. One lets one go "Parp". The other one goes "Do yer mind. I'm eating!"
DAD JOKE - 2 biscuits crossing the road, one of them gets run over, the other says “ oh crumbs “ 🤷🏼♂️
Whats the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
A live stream!
Heres one more
"What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?" "Sofishticated."
A man walks into a zoo and there's only one dog it's a Shitzu
"Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!"
what's one thing a gator and my ex have in common, they both wont go down easily.
😂😂😂
Nah that’s wild 😂
Dad joke: ah i accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eye now I have Heinz sight
Why was the snowman so happy? Because he saw the snowblower coming down the street
what does a baby computer call his father? DATA 🤣
What do you call an alligator who is always wearing a vest? An investigator
What does a robot do after a one night stand……….. he nuts and bolts
Glad to know I’m not the only one who plays this as a run and gun type game lol. I kill everything I come across
Have to for the cash. Ammo and calls are WAY too expensive!
A horse walks in a bar and the harbor says hay and the horse says yes
Great video! Glad you keep the adult language and humor in and uncensored. Really enjoy your gameplay
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What did the buffalo say to his kid when he left, bye son
Has anyone here ever had a puppy with a fever? Mine does and I'm not entirely certain how to cure it. I've heard that rubbing the pup with a mixture of mustard and ketchup works, but I don't know. They do say those go well on hot dogs though.
15:50 the gooch!?!
Sheesh, yet another ass filled adventure.
Look at that thumbnail!😮 That is cool!!! Great content as always!
Thanks! I wasn't too sure about this thumbnail actually, so it's awesome to hear you like it!
@@Rooster_Gaming it’s proper in your face and vibrant! They all feel like your in a live scene when you glance at them, don’t change them 🙏🏻
A panda bear walks into a bar. He sits down, orders a sandwich, eats it, then shoots the waitress. He gets up to leave and the manager says “You can’t leave! You didn’t pay for your meal and you shot my waitress!” The bear goes “I’m a panda bear. Look it up.” So the manager looks up panda bears and in the description it says “Panda Bear: Eats shoots and leaves.”
name a Mexican who lost the car?
Carlos
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos (car loss🤣)
Ngl best youtuber goin
What's the difference between a woman and a light bulb?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
Well, we all know it’s gonna be a good day because he posted a video today keep up the AWESOME work man!
This is a classic: son: hey dad I’m hungry. Dad: oh hi hungry I’m dad.
Great video! Cograts for the diamond croc! ❤
Thank you! 💪❤
I’ve almost got multiple diamond crocs but 1 was troll and I’m still hunting for 2😅
@@Logan-l4b7i good for you I guess?
When @Rooster saw the #9 Alligator he said come back here you son of a - then @Rooster got the Alligator
I just got emerald coast and got a goat and kangaroo. Love it.
Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
Thats my favorite joke bc that was my great grandpa's favorite joke. He told it to me everyday as a kid before he passed. Love you, Grandpa❤❤
here is a dad joke for you I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered
Rooster found a croc diamond I’m not jealous cause I Love his content
What do u call a crocodile with a cricket? A crrickcodile
Why did the deer become a hunter?
Because he always wanted to buck the system!
A man came to my door one day and asked for a donation to the community swimming pool, so I gave him a cup of water.
[E] Thanks Rooster!
You know I spent a lot of time trying to think of a witting dad joke but then I realised I wasn't punny enough for it and I wouldn't be able to ketchup so I figured I'd open the door and lettuce in
😂
Smoothest transaction
Dad joke: kid: I stubbed my toe owww. Dad: you better call a tow truck😂😂
Great video,keep up with the awesome content!
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?" "Pilgrims."
I'm afraid of speed bumps, but I am slowly getting over it. I know i wont win but i tried.
This guy walked into the bar there was a line of people waiting to punch him. That was the punch line.
Your def a better hunter than I. I would’ve took a bunch of extra shots like the possible collateral at around 9:30 knowing I would’ve definitely missed
If you shoot a crocodile right behind the jaw, it insta drops
why did the golfer bring a extra pair of socks just in case he got a hole in one
What's crazy is you can play this game the exact same way on ps4 without flaw on all maps its insane
I'm afraid for the calendar.
Its days are numbered!
Love the videos keep up ur good work.❤
What did the horse say after he tripped.
Help I’ve fallen and I can’t griddyup!
Nice that croc almost did not make diamond!
I would have never played this map ever again 😂
i walked into a bank and an old lady asked me to help her check her balance, so i pushed her over
Yet again rooster comes up with a masterpiece❤️
Imagine if the croc was melanistic
Man I love your content keep up!
A man goes to a chicken and he goes “hey chicken! Hey chicken” and the chicken goes “fugg off!”
I also got one last night to and scored 1,049! Awesome croc man!🐊
Thanks! And congrats 🎉
Amazing keep up the good work we should play together Big game five
Roost! If you lay down at the waters edge and slowly move in you will find a sweet spot where you can see and shoot under the water as if you were above it
I tried, but couldn't manage to do it :(
Yeah I did that too a piebald crocodile, it kinda felt like cheating
That’s a big old gator 😎 keep up the great content bubba!🐓
😡ITS A CROC! I’m jk I mess up and say gator to sometimes
@@Luke_15jk My bad, we only have gators in South Carolina. I should get used to saying both 🤣
@@Harryyydagoat 🤣I’m trying to get used to saying both and it makes me so mad when I mess up
@@Luke_15jk you play on pc?
@@Harryyydagoat No sadly I would like to I just have to much progress on ps4 to give it up😂
The child refused to nap. She was found guilty of resisting a rest
Why do these guys make it look so easy 😭😭😭
Dad joke- what’s the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt? Usain Bolt can finish a race.
That is pretty dark and all jokes but love your content rooster!
what do you call a cow with no legs GROUND BEEF
bruh hahahah good 1
Lol
what hapind wen the rooster crost the road what bang!!!bang
Can’t believe I’m just now finding your channel! Love the content my man 🫡
Welcome aboard!
Just found it too and i now i wanna play the hunter really bad xD
My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.
You amazing 😊 thanks for the video
When does a joke become a dad joke when it comes and never leaves
Here's my dad joke for those who are German and get offended easily just keep scrolling.
"What do you call a blind German, A not see..."
Hahahah wait till I show this to Acvanced
How does Darth Vader like his toast the dark side of course❤
I love your videos , keep up the good work , God bless you.
a prototype ai walks into a bar, walks into a bar, walks into a bar, then finally goes around.
Rooster just as I was watching your video I got a diamond crocodile 1023.25 grey you are a luck charm man ❤
I was wathing your video and got a diamond banteng 😂
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💪too you too and its My first diamond
Great vid Rooster love the croc hunts. Keep up the great work man.
Not my greatest but I’ll give it a shot. Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable. Love your content!
Why did the sun not go to collage because he already had a million degrees
lol good one
I meant to put why did the sun not go to college
I love telling Dad jokes, sometimes he laughs
Awesome find man, I’ve been lookin for a diamond croc since the update.
I asked my dog what 2-2 is, he said nothing.
LOL
Last week I went to this spot with my friend, and I shit you not. 5 8-Mythicals, two of which Albinos. This spot for Saltwater Crocs is fucking awesome 😂
rooster i got my first dimonds turkey
Congrats!