Rooster i dont know if you are going to see this but you are my favorite youtuber. You made me discover theHunter: Call of the Wild with me and my friends and we had the best experience and we play every day thanks to you. Thank you. And you content is amazing and not boring like other content creators make their content for this game. Please keep doing what your doing! Keep uploading it puts a smile on me and my friends face and everyone else.
A man walked into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants, when he got there the bartender said “that must be driving you insane.” The man replied “it’s driving me nuts”
Here’s my dad joke for ya rooster: (part 1) I became a chicken farmer today! I guess you could say that I a chicken tender! (Part 2) I was so EGGcited for my first day! Love the vids btw man
Yea ikr😂. Was not expecting that. I love your content rooster. I started watching you at 5K subscribers and I knew you would eventually blow up because your content is amazing. Your the main reason I started playing and I have enjoyed the new Australian map. Thanks a lot❤
Grandma: Back in our days, you could buy bread, milk, soaps, spices, eggs, meat, all for a dollar. Little Kid: You can’t do that now. They have CCTVs everywhere!
Has anyone here ever had a puppy with a fever? Mine does and I'm not entirely certain how to cure it. I've heard that rubbing the pup with a mixture of mustard and ketchup works, but I don't know. They do say those go well on hot dogs though.
I just got emerald coast and got a goat and kangaroo. Love it. Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays. Thats my favorite joke bc that was my great grandpa's favorite joke. He told it to me everyday as a kid before he passed. Love you, Grandpa❤❤
You know I spent a lot of time trying to think of a witting dad joke but then I realised I wasn't punny enough for it and I wouldn't be able to ketchup so I figured I'd open the door and lettuce in
A panda bear walks into a bar. He sits down, orders a sandwich, eats it, then shoots the waitress. He gets up to leave and the manager says “You can’t leave! You didn’t pay for your meal and you shot my waitress!” The bear goes “I’m a panda bear. Look it up.” So the manager looks up panda bears and in the description it says “Panda Bear: Eats shoots and leaves.”
Your def a better hunter than I. I would’ve took a bunch of extra shots like the possible collateral at around 9:30 knowing I would’ve definitely missed
Dude, every time I’m playing hunter call the wild. I am watching you nonstop at your jokes in on your life streams just keep the work go in you’re doing amazing rooster you’re one of my top favorite RUclipsrs of all time. Keep it up you make my day even know when I’m having a bad day.
Roost! If you lay down at the waters edge and slowly move in you will find a sweet spot where you can see and shoot under the water as if you were above it
What do you call an alligator who is always wearing a vest? An investigator.
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good one!
T’y
Hahahahahha
I know that joke
Rooster i dont know if you are going to see this but you are my favorite youtuber. You made me discover theHunter: Call of the Wild with me and my friends and we had the best experience and we play every day thanks to you. Thank you. And you content is amazing and not boring like other content creators make their content for this game. Please keep doing what your doing! Keep uploading it puts a smile on me and my friends face and everyone else.
I'm happy I could get you into the game! And thank you, it's awesome people like you that make my community so great 💪❤️
Agreed
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I wanna like this comment but don't wanna mess up the 69 likes iykyk.
I got the game because of you and now I am addicted to it
My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. “That's my stepladder,” he said. "I never knew my real ladder.”
What are you doing, Stepladder?
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What did one hat say to the other?" "Stay here! I'm going on ahead." Fits the reason for the joke lmfao
Jimothy: Did you hear about the man that lost all of his left?
Bobithan: No! What happend?
Jimothy: I don't know, but I heard he's all right now.
A man walked into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants, when he got there the bartender said “that must be driving you insane.” The man replied “it’s driving me nuts”
Lol 😂
Lol
Here’s my dad joke for ya rooster: (part 1) I became a chicken farmer today! I guess you could say that I a chicken tender! (Part 2) I was so EGGcited for my first day!
Love the vids btw man
0:38 Hmm a dad joke ay, well i was once addicted to soap but now im clean, well atleast i tried 😂
"Singing In The Shower Is Fun Until You Get Soap In Your Mouth. Then It's A Soap Opera."
Dad joke: What is a funny mountain called? Hill-arious.
What did the horse say after it tripped?
Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!
That’s a great joke man
The comment and reply are so perfect I almost didn't want to respond and ruin it 😂
Yea ikr😂. Was not expecting that. I love your content rooster. I started watching you at 5K subscribers and I knew you would eventually blow up because your content is amazing. Your the main reason I started playing and I have enjoyed the new Australian map. Thanks a lot❤
Did you know that marsupials are the official spokesperson of the animal kingdom? They're the only ones that are koala-fied.
What does a ginger do when he wants to High five a friend?
He claps
In 19:13 the Arrow flys back like a ricochet 😮
"Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?" "Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels."
bro wiped out the banteng population
Grandma: Back in our days, you could buy bread, milk, soaps, spices, eggs, meat, all for a dollar.
Little Kid: You can’t do that now. They have CCTVs everywhere!
15:50 the gooch!?!
Sheesh, yet another ass filled adventure.
What did the ice cream say to the lollipop….. Hello sucker ….
Dad joke: ah i accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eye now I have Heinz sight
bruh i would be terrified if a crocodile is chasing me constantly. i would sh#t myself. ayy good video rooster you have great vibes keep it UP
"I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered."
Great video! Glad you keep the adult language and humor in and uncensored. Really enjoy your gameplay
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Two flies on a poop. One lets one go "Parp". The other one goes "Do yer mind. I'm eating!"
The amount of game in that area is insane. More than I have seen in 25 hours of playing
Did you hear about the two robbers that got arrested for steeling a calendar? They both got 6 months.
Great video! Cograts for the diamond croc! ❤
Thank you! 💪❤
I’ve almost got multiple diamond crocs but 1 was troll and I’m still hunting for 2😅
@@Logan-l4b7i good for you I guess?
Probably too late but....
Whyd the scarecrow win an award???
Because he was outstanding in his field.
TLOU?
A horse walks in a bar and the harbor says hay and the horse says yes
what's one thing a gator and my ex have in common, they both wont go down easily.
😂😂😂
Nah that’s wild 😂
Whats the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
A live stream!
Heres one more
"What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?" "Sofishticated."
Well, we all know it’s gonna be a good day because he posted a video today keep up the AWESOME work man!
"Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!"
Look at that thumbnail!😮 That is cool!!! Great content as always!
Thanks! I wasn't too sure about this thumbnail actually, so it's awesome to hear you like it!
@@Rooster_Gaming it’s proper in your face and vibrant! They all feel like your in a live scene when you glance at them, don’t change them 🙏🏻
What does a robot do after a one night stand……….. he nuts and bolts
This library has two stories,
You can barely call it a library 😂
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos (car loss🤣)
DAD JOKE - 2 biscuits crossing the road, one of them gets run over, the other says “ oh crumbs “ 🤷🏼♂️
what does a baby computer call his father? DATA 🤣
Has anyone here ever had a puppy with a fever? Mine does and I'm not entirely certain how to cure it. I've heard that rubbing the pup with a mixture of mustard and ketchup works, but I don't know. They do say those go well on hot dogs though.
This is a classic: son: hey dad I’m hungry. Dad: oh hi hungry I’m dad.
A man walks into a zoo and there's only one dog it's a Shitzu
When @Rooster saw the #9 Alligator he said come back here you son of a - then @Rooster got the Alligator
I just got emerald coast and got a goat and kangaroo. Love it.
Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
Thats my favorite joke bc that was my great grandpa's favorite joke. He told it to me everyday as a kid before he passed. Love you, Grandpa❤❤
Dad joke: kid: I stubbed my toe owww. Dad: you better call a tow truck😂😂
Yet again rooster comes up with a masterpiece❤️
What did the buffalo say to his kid when he left, bye son
Why was the snowman so happy? Because he saw the snowblower coming down the street
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?" "Pilgrims."
Glad to know I’m not the only one who plays this as a run and gun type game lol. I kill everything I come across
Have to for the cash. Ammo and calls are WAY too expensive!
What's the difference between a woman and a light bulb?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
What do you call an alligator who is always wearing a vest? An investigator
i walked into a bank and an old lady asked me to help her check her balance, so i pushed her over
Ngl best youtuber goin
here is a dad joke for you I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered
I'm afraid of speed bumps, but I am slowly getting over it. I know i wont win but i tried.
What do u call a crocodile with a cricket? A crrickcodile
Great video,keep up with the awesome content!
This guy walked into the bar there was a line of people waiting to punch him. That was the punch line.
You know I spent a lot of time trying to think of a witting dad joke but then I realised I wasn't punny enough for it and I wouldn't be able to ketchup so I figured I'd open the door and lettuce in
😂
Smoothest transaction
I'm afraid for the calendar.
Its days are numbered!
That’s a big old gator 😎 keep up the great content bubba!🐓
😡ITS A CROC! I’m jk I mess up and say gator to sometimes
@@Luke_15jk My bad, we only have gators in South Carolina. I should get used to saying both 🤣
@@Harryyydagoat 🤣I’m trying to get used to saying both and it makes me so mad when I mess up
@@Luke_15jk you play on pc?
@@Harryyydagoat No sadly I would like to I just have to much progress on ps4 to give it up😂
What did the horse say after he tripped.
Help I’ve fallen and I can’t griddyup!
Rooster found a croc diamond I’m not jealous cause I Love his content
what hapind wen the rooster crost the road what bang!!!bang
name a Mexican who lost the car?
Carlos
A panda bear walks into a bar. He sits down, orders a sandwich, eats it, then shoots the waitress. He gets up to leave and the manager says “You can’t leave! You didn’t pay for your meal and you shot my waitress!” The bear goes “I’m a panda bear. Look it up.” So the manager looks up panda bears and in the description it says “Panda Bear: Eats shoots and leaves.”
Why do these guys make it look so easy 😭😭😭
A man came to my door one day and asked for a donation to the community swimming pool, so I gave him a cup of water.
[E] Thanks Rooster!
Love the videos keep up ur good work.❤
How does Darth Vader like his toast the dark side of course❤
Can’t believe I’m just now finding your channel! Love the content my man 🫡
Welcome aboard!
Just found it too and i now i wanna play the hunter really bad xD
The child refused to nap. She was found guilty of resisting a rest
Why did the deer become a hunter?
Because he always wanted to buck the system!
I love telling Dad jokes, sometimes he laughs
Your def a better hunter than I. I would’ve took a bunch of extra shots like the possible collateral at around 9:30 knowing I would’ve definitely missed
If you shoot a crocodile right behind the jaw, it insta drops
why did the golfer bring a extra pair of socks just in case he got a hole in one
What's crazy is you can play this game the exact same way on ps4 without flaw on all maps its insane
I was wathing your video and got a diamond banteng 😂
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💪too you too and its My first diamond
Man I love your content keep up!
A man goes to a chicken and he goes “hey chicken! Hey chicken” and the chicken goes “fugg off!”
Great vid Rooster love the croc hunts. Keep up the great work man.
Imagine if the croc was melanistic
rooster i got my first dimonds turkey
Congrats!
Not my greatest but I’ll give it a shot. Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable. Love your content!
I also got one last night to and scored 1,049! Awesome croc man!🐊
Thanks! And congrats 🎉
Amazing keep up the good work we should play together Big game five
When does a joke become a dad joke when it comes and never leaves
You amazing 😊 thanks for the video
Dude, every time I’m playing hunter call the wild. I am watching you nonstop at your jokes in on your life streams just keep the work go in you’re doing amazing rooster you’re one of my top favorite RUclipsrs of all time. Keep it up you make my day even know when I’m having a bad day.
I'm happy to hear it :) happy hunting!
I love your videos , keep up the good work , God bless you.
Roost! If you lay down at the waters edge and slowly move in you will find a sweet spot where you can see and shoot under the water as if you were above it
I tried, but couldn't manage to do it :(
Yeah I did that too a piebald crocodile, it kinda felt like cheating
Rooster just as I was watching your video I got a diamond crocodile 1023.25 grey you are a luck charm man ❤
I don’t have a pick up line but this man deserves a lot greatest videos on the planet
Here's my dad joke for those who are German and get offended easily just keep scrolling.
"What do you call a blind German, A not see..."
Hahahah wait till I show this to Acvanced
Keep it up rooster you my fav and i just get this big smile on my face when i see a new videos came out and my joke is.
Nice that croc almost did not make diamond!
I would have never played this map ever again 😂
wene duz a joke becom a dad joke, wene it becomes aparent
what do you call a cow with no legs GROUND BEEF
bruh hahahah good 1
Lol
dad joke: son i am cold, dad go stand in the corner, son why, dad it is 90 degrees
Why did the sun not go to collage because he already had a million degrees
lol good one
I meant to put why did the sun not go to college