We've gone too far deep into the "Failboat doing other stuff before something happens in Kirby" (and viceversa) rabbit hole; it's just a matter of time until Failboat beats every single Kirby game in order before completing Desert Bus.
I cannot believe I was able to derail the stream with ASMR and egg rolls faster than an anxious teenager during a driving exam derails from the freeway
Fun fact about that slime video: I actually played animal crossing during 2020 with her and it was fun :) was surprised she showed up in a failboat video! Shes a very sweet person
He actually has done this to an extent, with his video titled "My Chat forced me to RUIN my own stream" (that text may or may not be giant, if it is then it's because i copied the text from the mobile browser version of RUclips because A: I didn't want to click off this video and have to refind this comment and B: I was too lazy to type the title in myself. If the text is a normal size, then i hope you enjoyed my incoherent ramblings :D)
2:56 Took me off-guard to suddenly see my online nickname of the past 9 years of my life on every platform/game in the video of my favorite childhood youtuber
Those wait times don’t hold a candle to the one time during the World Premiere where I sat in the waiting lobby for almost 16 minutes, unable to leave until the game updated the maps and modes.
In every streamer's lifespan, comes a time when they are forced by chat to add a million things on-screen thus overstimulating them - and said time has finally come to bite Failboat once more.
Just rewatched your million sub stream, so I'm understandably feeling emotional. You're without a doubt one of the most genuine, real people I've ever known. You've given me so many laughs, so many smiles, and so many memories throughout the years. You're also the sole reason I got into what are now some of my favorite games. Thank you for sharing your incredible personality with so many of us.
As someone with ADHD, the added stimuli is actually helping me focus on the Splatoon and Kirby because if I dare look at anything else, it hurts my brain because there's too much... just too much
this video made me sit still for once in my life because there was so much going on i couldn’t handle anything else thanks for finding the best adhd medication failureboat
The idea is simple: Chat asks for stimuli to overstimulate Failboat’s poor brain, meanwhile he’s bad at splatoon and good at Kirby. Also his staff is playing DST and his chat wants egg rolls.
Controversial opinion: "Not caring about the ultra ability" was an instant throw for the challenge. I feel like you _need_ to grab it in order for it to be legit.
the longest moment to get to "The idea is simple" so far that I know of is 22 seconds
And all it took was having to rant about Nintendo online to delay it lol a very good reason to delay it
The delay from the connection delayed even his catchphrase
can you beat 3 worlds of kirby in the time it takes for failboat to drop his catchphrase
@@dirk-stridrogen-monoxideprobably no
Actually more like 19 seconds
My headphones died right at 5:46 and my headphones say “goodbye” when they get turned off so I just hear “I’m sorry, GOODBYE” as Dan starts burning
Your headphones were ready to bring you to there huh?
My headphones do the same thing!
Bro imagine your going to sleep and listening to music and then you just hear the cold emotionless voice of an ai saying "goodbye"
5:34
@@TheRomonator the same vibe as seeing "run" or "hide" or even "i'm in" in your notifications
6:15 I love how this implies that Dan remembered the name of LITHUANIA OF ALL THINGS and nothing else
@justasbabickas765 OPINION VALID
That’s Fiddlebert’s Country!
Fiddlin’ time
The nations of the world, according to Failboat
-United States (includes California)
-Lithuania
-???
@@Mjgaming54321 the rest of the us is ???? too, its *just* california
We've gone too far deep into the "Failboat doing other stuff before something happens in Kirby" (and viceversa) rabbit hole; it's just a matter of time until Failboat beats every single Kirby game in order before completing Desert Bus.
Playing every Kirby game and every Mario game at the same time while waiting for Minecraft to load with 100 mods on a 15 year old computer.
@@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit i can testify- it won't. it just wont- mine gets buggy af on me if i even try to run A mod, not to mention 100 bhfsbjfsb
@@i8chocolatecake995 I said that out of experience.
"Splatoon sucks" a wonderful start
splatoon sucks (gone wrong)
Good
Said like a true Splatoon Fan
i mean there IS Ink Vac
He's not wrong
I cannot believe I was able to derail the stream with ASMR and egg rolls faster than an anxious teenager during a driving exam derails from the freeway
The man himself
Right above my two comments ⬆👆
Do not take credit for the hiveminds actions
9:51 Failboat: "Someone kill me!"
Bonkers: "Gotchu, bro."
I love it when my youtube notifications tell me to run.
its like it can tell your inner thoughts
Getting a notification run is scary if you're alone at night.
Relatable
especially when its 4am
Especially when you check on it later and it says something else
No worries, the first time I saw Failboat’s face, I ran as fast as I could.
Lmao!
Lol what?
Relatable
run all we know is to run, run run run, do we stop? no, we run, we must not stop, we cannot stop, do not stop.
DAAAAAAMMMMMNNNNNN
Nintendo's online service is truly inkonsistent
also let it be known that slime asmr is one of the most upsetting things i have ever seen, both visibly and audibly
Hey Mito
I have a question
Were you stimulated
@@FelixDCat_12 no i yearn for more stimuli
@@darks_gene707 I have a feeling we’re gonna make this a running joke for the next couple streams
@@FelixDCat_12 is that a bad thing ?
@@darks_gene707 No
In fact I’m extremely hype
"PUT ME IN THE HOTDOG ROOM"
-bailfoat
I love bailfoat and Mayjoji they are the best
this is simultaneously a flex *and* a criticism
didn’t expect failboat to start multitasking with kirby and splatoon
And egg rolls
Don’t forget subway surfers and slime asmr
Also don't forget the Minecraft parcore!
Soon he may have enough dandori to not suck at PIKMIN.
Fun fact about that slime video: I actually played animal crossing during 2020 with her and it was fun :) was surprised she showed up in a failboat video! Shes a very sweet person
Have one of the videos start with “the idea was simple… WAS, simple” and have it be an idea that starts simple but slowly descends into madness
He actually has done this to an extent, with his video titled "My Chat forced me to RUIN my own stream" (that text may or may not be giant, if it is then it's because i copied the text from the mobile browser version of RUclips because A: I didn't want to click off this video and have to refind this comment and B: I was too lazy to type the title in myself. If the text is a normal size, then i hope you enjoyed my incoherent ramblings :D)
The Idea is Simple... Or so I thought...
so every video
4:52 OH- that explains why I had zero idea that this stream even happened!
I do hope you got some sleep after that..
5:32 waddle doo revenge
Maybe i'll get him this time, beam attack ! (Kirby goes to heaven)
BEAM ATTACK
failboats failed attempt to end the beam attack ARG
FINALLYYYYY
He got him this time
'What if I didn't run? What if i'm not a coward?'
'What if I want them to kill me? What if I want them to try?'
i can officially say i have been featured in a failboat video, i was that carbon deco at 4:42, i appreciate you acknowledging me :)
This is where you peak, it's only a downfall from here.
(Congrats on winning the anarchy matchup lottery!)
@@Maritime_Memories i've been on a downfall since the 26th of december, 2022 don't worry
It’s Kirby time.
And splatoon.
He will kirbin everything
splirby
And Subway Surfers
And Slime Asmr
And egg rolls
And Minecraft Parkour
its kirby time exclusively when its not also splatoon time
its kibying time
I see Dougdoug has educated Daniel in the ways of more than just Peggle
"no, im not going to run"
defy kirby man
2:56 Took me off-guard to suddenly see my online nickname of the past 9 years of my life on every platform/game in the video of my favorite childhood youtuber
Get *R-R-RECOGNIZED!!!!!*
"Hell is real, and you're going there." is something I am ashamed of myself for not expecting.
Splirby is my favorite game too.
13:24 *Kirby sliding into a pit of spikes as Failboat and chat argue about egg rolls and the ERA* AH YES, THE BEST VIDEO I'VE EVER SEEN.
“But today, it sucking is a good thing.”
-Failboat
"splatoon sucks" really caught me off guard oppose to the "The Idea is simple"
I wasn't expecting to watch both Kirby and Splatoon at the same time today, but I was bored so I'm very thankful for it
Those wait times don’t hold a candle to the one time during the World Premiere where I sat in the waiting lobby for almost 16 minutes, unable to leave until the game updated the maps and modes.
Me:Failboat What did you do this time Failboat:ThE IdEa Is SiMpLe
it is never not simple
In every streamer's lifespan, comes a time when they are forced by chat to add a million things on-screen thus overstimulating them - and said time has finally come to bite Failboat once more.
Chat: Skill issue skill issue Beam attack Beam attack 2:38
Oh, come on! “run”?! That’s even scarier than the last few!
This is why I love failboat. You’re gonna get absolutely terrified by those titles.
Just rewatched your million sub stream, so I'm understandably feeling emotional. You're without a doubt one of the most genuine, real people I've ever known. You've given me so many laughs, so many smiles, and so many memories throughout the years.
You're also the sole reason I got into what are now some of my favorite games. Thank you for sharing your incredible personality with so many of us.
"Hell is real, and you're going there." -Failboat, unprompted
You have no idea how alarming it is too see run just randomly pop in front of your screen in the dead middle of the night
1:05 I expected him to say “It is” 🤣
18:37 Failboat always saves the best part for last & I love that!
Btw, this ending part was hilarious 😂
That climactic ending was peak. I have never been more excited for a Failboat video to (be about to) end!
Nintendo switch online moment
Congrats, you’re first
fr
You're First
Fr
Yooooo
ADHD Simulator X.
15:46 "The words never found the... THE END OF THE LEVEL" 4am Failure is peak comedy
"30 second match time!"
Actual atrocity.
Ah yes, my favorite video game,
Splirby’s return to 3, a cult classic like no other for the Nintendo Swii
You know it’s a good day when failboat uploads a Kirby video
The idea is beginning to become more simple than ever
Now try it with a whole Kirby and the Forgotten Land world and Smash Ultimate's online loading.
I watch fails videos while playing splatoon, so this is an accurate representation of what it’s like
father why does the internet bill look like it is in pain?
1:02 "Some may say oh Daniel, this is dumb... Ok," had me going from the start
the most creative way to complain about nintendo switch online
Bro is splitting his brain in half, one side is squids, the other is star children.
Had this videi playing as a pop up over my mobile game for a more authentic overstimulated experience
same.
though i wasn't paying much attention to it, so it was bearable.
Daniel finally died to the Beam Attack
the slime "asmr" sounded like bones crunching good god whyyy
Paying for online is like paying for a make games broken service Edit: Waddle Doo: I FINALLY GOT HIM *Dies to the fire*
I love being subscribed to failboat and recieving threatening messages everytime he uploads
As someone with ADHD, the added stimuli is actually helping me focus on the Splatoon and Kirby because if I dare look at anything else, it hurts my brain because there's too much... just too much
Finally! A video for my non-existant attention span!
this video made me sit still for once in my life because there was so much going on i couldn’t handle anything else
thanks for finding the best adhd medication failureboat
adhd in a nutshell 2:21
“Babies are the solution to world hunger” a modest proposal
I watched this in 2x speed
So much stimulation
Fail boat once said “some may say:oh Daniel, this is dumb….’” 1:06
Ah yes kirby and the splatoon curse
Failboat: "Are people watching my stream?"
*Playing at 4:00 am*
I crumbled at the term
Splirby 😖
Failboat: orange is my forth least favourite color.
Chatty dee: S O, Y O U H A V E C H O S E N D E A T H.
My For You says this:
run
hide
gamble 😂😂😂
I love playing a but of Splirby with a side of Merde Magorder at the end
Maybe some Octry Expanoland too, that's kinda fun
You can run
but Kirby will always find you.
Everything I think I’ve seen the most chaotic failboat video he posts again
Theese god darn ominus titels
The rare Dan not saying THE IDEA IS SIMPLE
I am running.
Run now
i need to know where Failboat lives if he considers a 1:30-2:00 minute wait time in Splatoon as "long".
No
i'm glad this video came with eggroll
the failboat video comes with eggroll *vineboom*
Hi
Nearly had a heart attack when I got the notification
I began sprinting at speeds equivalent to that of a double-decker bus, or about 50 miles per hour the second I saw failboat uploaded.
POYO
holæ
POYO
Moin kirbo
I love that he kept getting distracted by the random videos on-screen
No I will not run. (also first or second)
Failboat losing half his sentences due to overstimulation is just me in real world
YOU RUINED THE NAME!!!
How
@@alonzoruss7295 it used to just say "run" iirc
10:47 how is this satisfying, it sounds like nails on a chalkboard
First
false information
5th actually
I suppose this is what you call: Multitasking.
The idea is simple: Chat asks for stimuli to overstimulate Failboat’s poor brain, meanwhile he’s bad at splatoon and good at Kirby. Also his staff is playing DST and his chat wants egg rolls.
Never seen a title more straight forward
I love this running theme of Failboat just giving his videos the most threatening titles imaginable
Ah yes, a Kirby video on Mar10 day. Love to see it, Fail.
I'm literally watching this between splatoon matches lmao
Controversial opinion: "Not caring about the ultra ability" was an instant throw for the challenge. I feel like you _need_ to grab it in order for it to be legit.
People were waiting for the day the idea won't be simple. I'm just waiting for the day when there is no idea.